Thursday, December 12, 2013

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Anonymous said...

First

Anonymous said...

Peas bitch and bitch and bitch and have no clue how fortunate they really are.

Anonymous said...

So, Jane? See you, what, next year maybe?

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

snore! RIP smack blog

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3264930


"Buzz....your girlfriend...woof."

Anonymous said...

#6, I have no smack on that pic, but it is a terrible pic for what she is using it for. You can't really see the cut, and you can't see how it looks on her face. What is the point??

Anonymous said...

I agree, the pic is terrible. Why does she need to wear the glasses?

Anonymous said...

That's a horrible haircut unless you're a monk. The shaping is just bad and it's too fine around the front to be worn down like that. As for being terminally cute, well there are no words!

Anonymous said...

M(ental) can't use a top loading washing machine because of her heart. What the what?

Anonymous said...



#6, I have no smack on that pic, but it is a terrible pic for what she is using it for. You can't really see the cut, and you can't see how it looks on her face. What is the point??
December 12, 2013 at 8:23 PM

ITA. The only point I can think of was that she needed a bunch of PVMing.

You can't tell a damn thing about how that haircut look on her from the pic.

The only thing that pic would have been suitable for is saying "look at my sunglasses! squee!" @@

Anonymous said...

Yup, that was the worst pic ever for trying to show off a new hairdo. All I saw were some crappy looking bowl cut bangs. She wore the big old sungoggles to hide her old looking eyes and face. She just wanted a PVM. Short hair on a fattie does nothing but make them look butch.

EPIC FAIL

Anonymous said...

29 Anonymous said... 29

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3264177

Who take their family pic with wet hair? If that's gel, someone needs to tell her that 1985 wet gel look is out. All it does is make her hair look thin.
December 7, 2013 at 3:59 PM


It's probably loaded down with coconut oil...

Anonymous said...

It's probably loaded down with coconut oil...
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God yes. You know that coconut oil is the cure for everything in the world. Pretty soon priests will be serving it at mass.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3264940
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Oh yeah, that's so hilarious.

Anonymous said...

The additional hair pics just show what a really bad cut that is. It's not cute or fab as all the peas are telling her.

Anonymous said...

Wingnut must read here. She added more photos of the hair. Her poor husband is right, she looks like a lesbian. Short hair is fine but if you are a straight woman that doesn't want to be hit on by every flannel wearing, wallet on a chain, card carrying lesbian in your neighborhood, PUT ON SOME FUCKING MAKEUP!! I can see why her husband doesn't like it. He married a woman and expects to see a woman. She looks like she gave up. Plus, her stylist is awful...did you see the angled sideburns? Ick.

Anonymous said...

I think with some earrings and makeup, some product in her hair to increase the height, and it will be adorable. We are not all required runway models. We are real women who don't keep up as we should.

I keep saying I'm going to lose a few, but I haven't made it the priority it should be. But I'm single and want to stay that way for a while while I heal from my last relationship. I don't know why, but I put on pounds after I broke it off as a sort of defense mechanism. Not smart, but it sure as hell works.

Anonymous said...

*required = retired.

Anonymous said...

haha.. in cuntwalla's rush to be a judgy bitch, she looks like an idiot instead.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3264983

Anonymous said...

Nope 18 it's never going to be adorable. It's a bad cut period.

Anonymous said...

bizzymumma is a raging cunt. Only a psychotic mother would find that "joke" funny.

Anonymous said...

not a good look. I never can figure out if the peas are ass kissing when they compliment something that is clearly unflattering or if they just have extremely bad taste. Probably both a and b apply.

Anonymous said...

17 Anonymous said... 17

Wingnut must read here. She added more photos of the hair.


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Not necessarily... someone mentioned the glasses on the thread...

Anonymous said...

24-nice backpeddle, wingnut

Anonymous said...

Short hair on fat girls doesn't look good, no matter how much the peas try to make you feel like you made a good choice. Just because you butched up your hair doesn't make it suddenly okay apeacalled liz no matter how bad you want it to be true.

Anonymous said...

The haircut wouldn't fly in my area as a great cut, but we've got some cutting edge (no pun intended) stylists in my area that charge a fortune. Maybe in her little town, that's a great cut? I still say we can't all be 10s. Somebody has to fill in those lower numbers. I think it is a good cut FOR HER, given her lifestyle of tending to horses and such. She seems very down to earth and that cut will save her time getting ready in the morning.

Now if it were up to me, she'd put on some makeup and cute earrings. But I think that is as good a cut as she can probably get in her area.

Anonymous said...

can't please any of you bitches. If you have long hair, then you're "too old" or "too fat" for that hair. If you have short hair you're a "lesbian" or "butch". fucking pick one.

Anonymous said...

Have you guys already discussed Toni Alexis' divorce/remarriage/kids issues? 'Filing' for divorce on 10/31/2012 - new guy at Thanksgiving 2102 - married in March 2013? Wow. Is no one on the pod seeing that? (No I don't care about the IUD, but was tempted to post "I thought you were divorced?"

Anonymous said...

29, two of her boys won't talk to her anymore, so that leads one to think hubby two has been around for quite a while.

I understand divorcing, but when you have kids, you need to make a clean break first. What is the big rush getting remarried so soon? Give your kids some dignity.

Anonymous said...

25 Anonymous said... 25

24-nice backpeddle, wingnut
December 13, 2013 at 12:32 PM


Read the thread moran...

Anonymous said...

Yeah, it would be better for the kids if mom wasn't fucking around, having affairs, and up and leaving all within a month or two.

Anonymous said...

Did Toni tell you she was having an affair? She very well may have been, but you can't determine that by those dates alone. So, she filed for divorce end of October. Had the new guy to Thanksgiving about a month later. Got remarried 3 months after she filed for divorce? Don't most states have a six month waiting period with children? Anyways, the guy could have been someone she knew all her life. I know a few people who have gotten married lightning fast after a divorce. Reason I say this is because I am one myself and I was not messing around. My first husband was but I was not. My second husband was someone I knew for a long time he lived in the neighborhood. My kids were fine with it but I can see some not being real happy. Sometimes kids even grown ones aren't happy with a parent datin a year after the other parent was dead. We've seen that on the message board before. Not saying that was her situation but you don't know. Unless she said that before, who knows?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3265056

Of course, her friend is a SAHM mom with two kids, one with special needs. That's a pea standard.

Anonymous said...

30-when you are a sahm and want to stay a sahm even after divorce, you had better find a new gravy train, STAT!

pretty sure this was some type of affair, maybe not sexual but I bet my boots that she was still married and getting all googly eyed over this guy.

Anonymous said...

"I did find myself in this very situation but I had family that stepped in and paid off my home. So I was able to stay in the home and paid them back when I sold in 7 years later." 2peafaithful

I can't believe a grown woman let her family take care of everything for her the first time she divorced. I know in the past she's mentioned things about it but I just assumed she moved in with her folks which is bad enough but to have them paying her mortgage? That's beyond selfish of her.

I'm guessing after the divorce she just basically sat in a house someone was paying on and eating herself into obesity until some chump came along and took her off her families hands.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3265056

Anonymous said...

And then she got gastric bypass surgery! Don't forget about that, 36 ;-)

Anonymous said...

I'm a SAHM looking at divorce because my husband can't seem to stop cheating. Finding a job after years of staying home raising the kids ain't easy. Especially one that pays well enough to put food on the table. Do I wish now that I hadn't allowed myself to become dependent on this POS? Sure, but wishing won't pay the bills at this point. I wouldn't have married the bastard if I had known what he would have become.

Anonymous said...

38, don't you know that SAHMs are just fat, lazy, stupid, worthless pieces of crap who don't deserve to live? According to this blog anyway.

Anonymous said...

I guess I don't fit the bill. As of this morning I weighed in at a whopping 99 lbs. Land whale is not an apt description of me. Oh and not to mention that college degree I have. Which seems to be worthless without the years of work experience.

Anonymous said...

Well, reality doesn't matter here. LOL,

Anonymous said...

I was a SAHM for over two years. I have no college education but I was able to get a job after only two weeks of searching. And my salary is over 100k a year. Guess it depends on what your field is.

Anonymous said...

42 - Not everyone wants to be a call girl.

Anonymous said...

43-Bahahaha!! I spit prune juice on my screen!

For the WIN!!

Anonymous said...

42-Okay, perfect one. What is your profession??? We are all dying to know what field (beside being a whore) lets one make 6 figures with no education.

Anonymous said...

Information Technology, duh. I have about 15 years of experience but no college education. Guess some employers don't care about a college degree.

Anonymous said...

Why can't M in Carolina not drive? Is it because of her numerous medical conditions?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3264899

Anonymous said...

46-what exactly is INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY??

Anonymous said...

in·for·ma·tion tech·nol·o·gy

noun: information technology; noun: IT; plural noun: ITs

the study or use of systems (esp. computers and telecommunications) for storing, retrieving, and sending information.

Anonymous said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Information_technology

Anonymous said...

You are pretty stupid if you don't know what information technology is and ask here instead of using google or bing.

Anonymous said...

I think there's a lot of exaggeration going on. I doubt she makes $100k, more like her combined income is $100k.

Anonymous said...

Sorry to bust your bubble there, 52, but IT folks do make a six-figure salary, especially if they are in a lead, senior, or manager level position.

Anonymous said...

Sure. Just not the ones who post here.

Anonymous said...

Maybe you should have showed more initiative to earn a better salary, 54.

Anonymous said...

What? I made 2.4 million last year.

Anonymous said...

So, if you work in IT, you basically keep a big old address book for a company? Sweet deal.

Anonymous said...

Wow, 56 is some high dollah whore!

Anonymous said...

I think there's a lot of exaggeration going on. I doubt she makes $100k, more like her combined income is $100k.
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Agree.

Anonymous said...

So, if you work in IT, you basically keep a big old address book for a company? Sweet deal.
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And, she makes over $00k a year! Very sweet deal!

Anonymous said...

58 - It's all about volume - get 'em in and out. You can charge a little lower per customer but make it up in volume. I picked that up at Harvard Business School.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe M in Carolina hasn't chimed in with a book in the best days behind you thread, I'd think that would be right up her alley for complaining and whining about how fucked up she is.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe how many of those clueless peas can't seem to make the connection between sitting on the computer and being nasty to strangers and having a shitty life where all the best days are behind them.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3265111

No way these women ever do any of this, most of them spend way to much time on the net to do anything productive.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe some assholes bother with their sanctimonious preaching.

You're here. You are no better than anyone else here.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe I spent thousands on a college education and still can't find a job.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe weathermen still can't make more accurate forecasts despite all the fancy, high-tech, and high $$ equipment.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe I'm here.

Anonymous said...

Start a dinner club or some kind of dinner gathering that meets once a month.
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2peafaithful's dinner club.

That's the stuff of nightmares.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe this is not butter!

Anonymous said...

I can't believe the "smackCenter" blog is gone. Good riddance.

Anonymous said...

Start a dinner club or some kind of dinner gathering that meets once a month.
______________________________________________________

2peafaithful's dinner club.

That's the stuff of nightmares.

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I hear that her dining table is really nice.

Anonymous said...

Happy Happy Happy Dance that the disgusting Smack Blog is gone. HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!

Anonymous said...

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.


Anonymous said...

Did Dawn make it implode?

Anonymous said...

I feel bad for the person who ran the smack blog and hope her health improves, but if she's seriously thanking people like EB aka Limapea2/redux in her farewell post, it's probably time for her to back away from the Internet for awhile.

Anonymous said...

It is easier to get a job without a degree if you don't have the work experience. With my degree I am over qualified for the menial work but under qualified for my field because of lack of work history. It is a double edged sword.

Anonymous said...

Says 73 as she posts ON a smack blog. SMDH.

Anonymous said...

EB was Lima ?

Anonymous said...

79- yes

76- I so agree with you. I couldn't believe it when I read it. EB is so deranged it isn't even fun to laugh at her.

Anonymous said...

Likes EB's crazy novella. Hated the rants and having to scroll through all her shit defenses of her nutbag behavior.

Anonymous said...

I found humor in that smack blog and hope someone else starts one now.

Anonymous said...

79 Anonymous said... 79

EB was Lima ?
December 14, 2013 at 9:49 PM
80 Anonymous said... 80

79- yes

76- I so agree with you. I couldn't believe it when I read it. EB is so deranged it isn't even fun to laugh at her.
December 14, 2013 at 10:30 PM

What's an EB?

Anonymous said...

76----Link???

Anonymous said...

Who's EB?

Anonymous said...

EB was a name given the redux/Lima2 aka Theresa. She was banned from 2peas, and killed the smack blog by posting hours of manic rantings on an hourly basis. At least 3 crazy vile people set up residence there and it became useless as a scrapbooking smack blog. I just hope they don't know about this one. Ssshhhhh

http://thesmackcenter.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

86-Why is ScrapSmacker thanking EB if she killed the blog?

Anonymous said...

lima does know and has posted on this blog, she stopped after someone linked personal info about her.

Anonymous said...

87 - that's the question. I think she was thanking her for using her real name. She never really did, just her delusional rantings gave her away.

To thank that garbage makes me think mama smack had some issues of her own. Or maybe she never really read the blog and just read the copious emails EB sent her, crying victim! :P

On another note, why are there no sneak peeks yet! Throw a gal a bone .... just one or two sneaks to let me know there is hope for a good CHA.

Anonymous said...

89-Sounds like you're the garbage talking shit about mama smack.

Anonymous said...

86 Anonymous said... 86

EB was a name given the redux/Lima2 aka Theresa.

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Why do you(whoever it is that does it) keep giving people new names when nobody knows who you're talking about and you have to go back and explain? Wouldn't it be easier just to call them by their names?


Anonymous said...

Who wants to answer this honestly:
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3265172

I drink regularly, and smoke weed every day. Experimented with ecstasy and mushrooms when I was 18-20. Have never done anything else.

Anonymous said...

I haven't used illegal drugs ever. Why do people who have get so freaked out when people say they haven't? It's not a personal attack. LOL.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3265153

Her husband sounds lovely, not sure I believe her later post about the kid saying "You can go now".

Anonymous said...

94, I agree. And all the people making excuses for the dad acting like an ass, but the seven year old is supposed to be perfect? Stupid.

Anonymous said...

86 Anonymous said... 86

EB was a name given the redux/Lima2 aka Theresa. She was banned from 2peas, and killed the smack blog by posting hours of manic rantings on an hourly basis. At least 3 crazy vile people set up residence there and it became useless as a scrapbooking smack blog. I just hope they don't know about this one. Ssshhhhh

http://thesmackcenter.blogspot.com/
December 15, 2013 at 10:20 AM

Yes, that's WHO but WHY??? What does EB stand for? Geez

Anonymous said...

Energizer Bunny

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3142262

another weird bump

Anonymous said...

Evil Brat?

Anonymous said...

Ha. I didn't join the ornament exchange because I knew some peas wouldn't just send an ornament. Biscuits, jelly beans, chocolate bars, two ornaments. Then your paltry single ornament that meets the requirements looks sad and pathetic.

Anonymous said...

I foolishly did the ornament swap. Sent one like the "instructions" said. I got two. I see others who got two, got candy and now wonder if the person who got mine even liked it. Won't do it again.

Anonymous said...

101-yah, it really sucks when you follow the rules and the "one-uppers" have to go and fuck it up for everyone else.

Anonymous said...

91- They started calling her EB at the other blog because they didn't know who she was when she invaded the comments section after being shooed away from here. Then her info and the fact that she isn't some educated wizard came out over there and she stopped posting. It seems like reality is her kryptonite.

Anonymous said...

I hate the ones who are too fucking lazy ass to post a pic of the ornament they got. Like on the 9th Magz said she'd post a pic as soon as she got home from work. It's now the fifteenth. @@

Anonymous said...

103-According to google EB is the educated wizard she claims to be. I looked it up when her name was posted here a few months ago. You just make shit up about people.

Anonymous said...

Okay, 105. Maybe in your eyes, attending some lame step above community college is a major accomplishment. The problem was that she was okay with people thinking she had a Phd in psychology.

Anonymous said...

EB also let slip that she gets renumerated (sic) handsomely for her mad skillz :D
Hasn't been heard from since.

Anonymous said...

106-It was the Univ of Michigan if I remember, thtat's not a lame step above community college. I don't see why you care.

Anonymous said...

oh no

oo

lima is back

Anonymous said...

109-not lima

Anonymous said...

Extremely Bizarre

Anonymous said...

^^

Anonymous said...

That's totally Theresa defending herself, 109. Good call.

Anonymous said...

EB was not always Teresa/redux. EB was the poster who started with all the literary references, The Great Gatsby...and more. Then other smackers, in their quest to pretend that they are "in the know" labeled EB as Teresa/redux when she was posting similar.

Anonymous said...

94 Anonymous said... 94
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3265153

Her husband sounds lovely, not sure I believe her later post about the kid saying "You can go now".

December 15, 2013 at 12:37 PM

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Imagine the out rage if a tier one pea posted about her dd spending the night with a friend and the friends dad making her cry.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=2832511

Spammer bumped a thread from June 2009. I wonder how long before anybody notices how old it is.

Anonymous said...

105, go ahead and defend that twat limapea. She was claiming to be an "academic," which means an actual goddam college professor, which she most certainly is not.

Anonymous said...

Judging by the number of 'ugh my life is shit/the best is in the past/how do you stay positive' posters over there, I'd say that more of 'em need to fire up a bong or have a drink. Unclench FFS.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3265281

I've never heard of people caring about dealership license plate borders, much less overreacting to them. The peas are such overreactive weirdos.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't post on 2peas about it, but I don't want dealer decals, stickers, or plate rounders on my car. I always have the dealer leave or take them off. If a dealer put one on my car, I'd just have them take it off. Easy fix and no need to kvetch about it on a MB

Anonymous said...

I bet these same people that never notice a plate cover would never notice a plate swap either.

Anonymous said...

@118
Walk a mile in their shoes before you judge

Donna J. said...

For those missing ScrapSmack - I believe guess is back!
http://scrapsmacktoo.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

You believe guess?

Anonymous said...

Isn't that a replacement Guess Who? I thought the original one quit.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3265290

Ha, ilovecookies pointed out that Just Lizzy is a perpetual bitch.

Donna J. said...

No I think it is the original guess. I loved it when she ran the blog. She would post topics not just space!

Anonymous said...

Liked Guess's blog back when stuff like HOFGate and the GGscandal were brewing.

Not so much after she got all OTT with rules and topics.

Plus, I'm over the whole scrapbook industry. Not interested in what the die-hard sheeples think anymore.

Anonymous said...



http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3265290

Ha, ilovecookies pointed out that Just Lizzy is a perpetual bitch.
December 16, 2013 at 3:35 PM

lol. It's so true. JustLizzy is one the biggest twunts at the pod.

Anonymous said...

@129...she is even worse in real-life. I had the dis-pleasure of meeting her once, she was just as rude and bitchy as she is on the boards.

Anonymous said...

Srsly, 130? Why aren't more peas speaking up?

What did she do/say?

Anonymous said...

This was probably about 8 years ago, so I don't remember details. I just remember meeting her and her pissy, condescending attitude. A few minutes was all I needed before I walked away to visit other people.

She is very unfortunate looking too - she is truly an inside/outside ugly.

Anonymous said...

I don't understand why he need another blog when we already have one here?

Anonymous said...

This was probably about 8 years ago, so I don't remember details. I just remember meeting her and her pissy, condescending attitude. A few minutes was all I needed before I walked away to visit other people.

She is very unfortunate looking too - she is truly an inside/outside ugly.

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She also lies about being deaf. Hard of hearing, yes...not deaf. She just plays the deaf card for sympathy.

Anonymous said...

Just like she whines about healthcare costs when it was HER CHOICE to retire at 50ish, move to BFE, and have no health insurance.

Somebody posted a photo of Just Lazy at a pea get-together. She looks like a mean old grouch.

Anonymous said...

Just Lizzy IS always horrible. Always so negative. I actually feel bad for her, there's no way someone so miserable online can be happy in real life.

Anonymous said...

It's hard to feel sorry for someone who is a bitch constantly. Her posts are nothing but bitching or sparking. Or sympathy whoring. I've never once seen her offer support, congrats, or a compliment.

She's a nasty piece of shit and if she's miserable, it's her own doing. If you do nothing but act cunty, you should expect to be lonely and miserable.

Anonymous said...

Sparking, lol! Damn autocorrect. It should be snarking.

Anonymous said...

The other blog has to do with the dead as a door nail scrapbook industry and the stupid cows that think they are "celebs". Blech.

Anonymous said...

In that Lizzy thread she has the balls to write, "This message board is where we "see" each other and first impressions ARE important."

Ummmm okay...my first impression of you is that you are a bitch perfectly ok drilling a woman about her grammar while she venting about her bad day.

Also, Lizzy, if you read here...you can't say you are "family forever" in one thread and talk about not ever speaking to your brothers, by choice, in another.

Lastly, pick one. Tell people you are deaf and can't listen to a video in one thread....then post about watching a video in another. CC works in both...quit being the martyr.

Fucking NutterButter.

Anonymous said...

Is she the same one that made a special thread one day calling out a girl who had sent her a RAK? Because it was unexpected and she didn't know who it had come from and some stranger had her address? If it's her, that was a classic. She made such a stink, like "who gave you the right to mail me this shit!" :(

Anonymous said...

I think that was Just Lazy. What a bitch. I bet her coworkers in California celebrated after she quit, er, took early retirement.

Anonymous said...

my bad, you're right it was just lazy. They both sound like insufferable bitches, like they were both born with a huge chip on the shoulder.

Anonymous said...

oh wait, just lazy is just lazy. Must have forgot my dementia meds today :D

That thread really stands out to me because it was the first time she got on my radar.

Anonymous said...

I had forgotten about the call-out thread where she bitched and complained about a RAK.

Total cuntasaurus.

Anonymous said...

RAK thread:

https://twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3214956&pg=1

Anonymous said...

http://smackonsmackers.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

I noticed that the RAK thread got bumped. I think this marcal chick is a blog bitch.

Anonymous said...

Just Lizzy posted on it too. The truth hurts, doesn't it?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3138846

Cake pops - yuck!

Anonymous said...

All the paranoid peas think they're so damn special that they need to live anonymously because SO many people want to know where they live and they'll have trouble keeping the press off their front lawns. What a joke.

Anonymous said...

New smack blog, since smack center has poofed:

Smackorama

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3265538
Oh the irony. She wouldn't know joy if it bit her on the arse.

Anonymous said...

I didn't even have to click the link to know who 153 is about...

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3265479

Is there something between Lana and mapchic...or is that just her usual bitchiness??? I was just about to post the same thing that mapchic pointed out...(the "my own boys" remark) when I saw her response to her!!! What a bitch....

She really, really doesn't like that stepson much does she??

Anonymous said...

Hi Raindancer.

Anonymous said...

No she doesn't, isn't he the same kid that missed the bus once and was crying about?

Anonymous said...

Wait no that was one of "her boys", he missed the bus and wasn't allowed to wake them up for a ride to school or some such bullshit. I bet she is just a joy be around.

Anonymous said...

Free bird is a thundercunt

Anonymous said...

But then, so is mapchic.

Anonymous said...

...and he's 26!!! She's such an attention whore!!! He is bound to know the prices of things and know that DAD spent as much or more on him as she did on her precious little snowflakes. She just wants to make sure it registers with the Peas that she is once again whining about this stepson she is so generously allowing to let live in her home with the rest of the family. What a POS!!

Anonymous said...

159 Anonymous said... 159

Free bird is a thundercunt
December 18, 2013 at 8:09 AM

LOL I haven't heard that term since the 80s

Anonymous said...

Well, 162, that's too long! :)

Anonymous said...

Thundercunt, fire crotch, it's all good.

Anonymous said...

Isn't Freebird always whining about another stepson, too?

Anonymous said...

Will someone please tell maddiesmum attention whore is two words?

Anonymous said...



Isn't Freebird always whining about another stepson, too?

December 18, 2013 at 10:58 AM

Wasn't she the one claiming that she had a psychotic step-son who was ruining their lives, stalking them, and all kinds of other OVERLY DRAMATIC things?

Is that the SS that's now living with them?

Anonymous said...

I saw the link over at 2peas and I just finished checking out the new Chickaniddy collection. I'm was happily surprised and It's my favorite so far. The colors are really pretty and their site is really nice.

Anonymous said...

no one cares about scrap shit here

Anonymous said...

What the fuck is a Chickaniddy? Jeebus

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3265557#31526649

JustLizzy claims to know her Gin. Why am I not surprised?

Anonymous said...

Chickaniddy collection
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What the biff? O_o

Sounds like a bad racial slur

Anonymous said...

171 Anonymous said... 171
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3265557#31526649

JustLizzy claims to know her Gin. Why am I not surprised?
December 18, 2013 at 12:35 PM

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How is that possible? I thought she was a Mormon.

Anonymous said...

169 Anonymous said... 169

no one cares about scrap shit here
December 18, 2013 at 11:49 AM


Exactly! Or photography!

NSBR

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Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3265603

I bet the doctor has saw one to many whiny lazy woman with fibro.

Anonymous said...

I so wanted to post on that thread that maybe they sent her to a shrink b/c fibro is a diagnosis for whiny, hypochondriacs.

Anonymous said...

How is that possible? I thought she was a Mormon.
December 18, 2013 at 12:48 PM

Do mormons not drink? I figured they let them to ease the shame of having to wear the magic underwear.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3265614

what kind of idiot fucktard buys a new car and takes 3 months to figure out that they don't like it? and then asks how to get something done? like, what the fuck is anyone supposed to do for you at that point?

how do these people function on any kind of level at all???

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3265523

FFS. This OP is bitching about getting something today that she ordered on SUNDAY. All the drama and histrionics over nothing. Such entitled, lazy bitches.

Anonymous said...

Most clueless comment ever on 2Peas to ~Lauren~, Are you friendly with your neighbors?

Anonymous said...

How is that possible? I thought she was a Mormon.
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Yeah - me too. Because I remember some of the people from her ward helped her pack to move, and one of them damaged a window or something.

Anonymous said...

Yeah - me too. Because I remember some of the people from her ward helped her pack to move, and one of them damaged a window or something.
December 18, 2013 at 1:57 PM

I can only imagine the hell she gave them after seeing what an absolutely horrible bitch she was to the pea who RAKed her.

Anonymous said...

176 Anonymous said... 176

I so wanted to post on that thread that maybe they sent her to a shrink b/c fibro is a diagnosis for whiny, hypochondriacs.
December 18, 2013 at 1:26 PM


Make sure to tell Morgan Freeman that he's full of shit and a hypochondriac, mmmkay?

Anonymous said...

celebrities are not immune from being whiny hypochondriacs. So, if Morgan Freeman claims to have fibromyalgia, then yep, he's right there with you in the whiny room.

Anonymous said...

FFS. This OP is bitching about getting something today that she ordered on SUNDAY. All the drama and histrionics over nothing. Such entitled, lazy bitches.
December 18, 2013 at 1:53 PM

That whole thread is silly. I can't imagine the ration of pure and utter shit that delivery people have to put up with this time of year.

Anonymous said...

Will someone please tell maddiesmum attention whore is two words?

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Are you a moran? That's how she wrote it.

O_o

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3265618


The world does not revolve around you

Anonymous said...

Evidently, the majority of peas believe that the world does indeed revolve around them.

Ironic, considering the recent thread on inconsiderate people.

Anonymous said...

184 Anonymous said... 184

celebrities are not immune from being whiny hypochondriacs. So, if Morgan Freeman claims to have fibromyalgia, then yep, he's right there with you in the whiny room.
December 18, 2013 at 2:27 PM


With me? Nice assumption dipshit.

Anonymous said...

150 Anonymous said... 150

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3138846

Cake pops - yuck!
December 17, 2013 at 3:45 PM

Gross

Anonymous said...

I like the look of cake pops, but a true cake pop (not the baby-cakes machine) is made by mixing baked cake and frosting with your hands...I can't get over the gross peas mixing with their hands. Ewwww!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3265633

This one could get interesting!

Anonymous said...

Not sure how^^^^

It's a snoozefest

Anonymous said...

The peas get crazy about tipping. Just wait for a crazy pea to go overboard about how they shouldn't have to tip, then the ones that say if you can't tip at least 25% you should stay home, lather, rinse, repeat...

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3265650

Ratqueen is full of shit. I don't know a ton of sign language, but I do know HELP - and that looks nothing like the sign for help, other than the fact that his hands are touching. I agree with her MIL. But of course her snowflake isn't precious if it is just a run of the mill Santa photo.

Anonymous said...

https://www.google.com/search?q=american+sign+language+help&espv=210&es_sm=93&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=CAOzUtf6GtjcoATXzYCQAg&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1280&bih=855

No way that kid is signing help, even if it is: " modified, and to compound it he's being sloppy", unless they have their own special sign for help.

Anonymous said...

194 Anonymous said... 194

The peas get crazy about tipping. Just wait for a crazy pea to go overboard about how they shouldn't have to tip, then the ones that say if you can't tip at least 25% you should stay home, lather, rinse, repeat...

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That does not equate to "interesting". Nothing but SSDD.


Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3265597

Why do they have so much turmoil and drama over all things Amazon? It's always something. Who the hell would feel guilty and not use free shipping if you pay for Prime and it's available. What a Pollyanna.

Anonymous said...

OMG that kid is not signing Help. It looks nothing like the sign for help. Not even a little bit. She is nuts. Not one person will tell her it doesn't look like help.

Anonymous said...

LOL at the Peas who pay for Prime but feel guilty for using it and guilty for the shipping boxes used and the gas in the delivery trucks. Are you kidding me?

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