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Anonymous said...

she'll be back she is a right fighter after all...

Anonymous said...

No. Go back 300 Posts and figure it out. "PEAS ARE SOOOOOOOOO BORING, AMIRITE? Now someone summarize and do the work for me so I can get back to my fast-paced, fabu life."

Anonymous said...

"One of Tyler's most memorable threads was the Rand Paul- bring back the 'No N-word' signs to businesses because as jonduh argued, if people don't like it they don't have to do business there!"

Try explaining this stance Tyler to your students after your Nazi bully speech when you can't even stand up for your own students of color outside a No Jews, No N-word, No Mexicans business. If it walks like duck....

Anonymous said...

Jodster posted on behalf of "a friend." She said somebody called the friend's boss to get her in trouble and the friend had to leave 2P as a result. Blah blah. That mental case Lima/Theresa/whoever took credit for the call. Typhus apparently has left the pod.

As I said upthread, I'm not convinced anybody called Typhus's anything. It was only a matter of time before somebody accidentally found her posts.

Anonymous said...

^^That's for 800.

Anonymous said...

not fast paced or even fabu, just don't wanna. c'mon help a bitch out...please?

i asked nice twat breath!

Anonymous said...

hey thanks! you posted while i was whining. i gotta agree with you, i don't think anyone actually called her employer, i think some students outted her fatass.

Anonymous said...

If we could only get rid of lame Chicken n Bigots Jody and hand slapper Scrappower now. Tyler really ruined the pod for a lot of people with her nastiness. Maybe her mom can come back now without having to read about her daughter's blow job techniques.

Anonymous said...

Maybe the Pearl-clutcher Extraordinaire, Jodster will follow Mrs t out the door?

Anonymous said...

the annoying Ps, Mental, CindyupYours, CrapPower, Krusty and Kelp are going to get all the attention now that Tyhus is gone. That should make those attention whores very happyl

Anonymous said...

6 - You're not convinced of anything since you have a brain the size of a sesame seed. Typhus made a pseudo death threat DURING SCHOOL HOURS (I noted the time), I told her I would call, and I did (I emailed). You are trying to undermine the fact that I am not a coward like you and all your tough talking friends here. When I say I'm going to do something, I do it.

You're just imploding because one of your bully buddies got put in the naughty chair. This upsets your world order. As long as you are all bullies together things are fine. When one gets in trouble it upsets the apple cart. Being bullies, you are filled with fear so you immediately begin to attack one another. If it can happen to Typhus, it could happen to you, since you're just like her. Predictable as clockwork.

Anonymous said...

I'm so happy Typhus is gone!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

"Typhus made a pseudo death threat DURING SCHOOL HOURS (I noted the time"

DELUSIONAL.


"You are trying to undermine the fact that I am not a coward like you and all your tough talking friends here"


I don't see you taking any credit at the bucket. Just hiding out here spewing verbal diarrhea behind the anonymous label like a sad pathetic coward.

Anonymous said...

15 - You really do have developmental problems, don't you? I haven't been at the bucket since September when all the "cool" girls complained and 2Peas sent me a message that I was temporarily suspended. At that point I called them and told them they could shove themselves up their own asses and told them to delete my account. Being the brain trusts that they are, they deleted my posts but not my gallery. How any of them can walk and breathe at the same time is a mystery. So why would I go back and open another account at 2Peas? I'm hardly "hiding" out here, now am I, if you know who I am. You REALLY need some remedial reading classes. Or logic classes. Or a complete brain transplant.

Anonymous said...

Then you came back and imploded as "redux." You came back once and you don't dare to come back again.

You have zero proof that it was Mrs_Tyler who told you to die. The poster didn't even tell you they were going to kill you. You've said so many horrid things to people and you went berserk over that one comment and tried to destroy a woman's career over it.

But you know all of that. You're such a coward.

Anonymous said...

Oh give it up, 17. This is why you'll never sit on any supreme court. You couldn't argue your way out of a wet paper bag. I said PSEUDO threat - go look that word up in your Sesame Street dictionary. Why do I waste my time on the truly uneducated? You know, there's no shame in having a low IQ - everyone isn't born to be a rocket scientist. Your problem is you try to argue with people ten million rungs higher on the ladder and all you do is make yourself look like a bigger idiot every time you hit that submit button. "Went berserk," "tried to destroy a woman's career." The only person who destroyed Karalynn's career was Karalynn. I didn't post under her name for nine years - she did. There's no point in trying to reason with a pile of rocks - no doubt you'd argue with Albert Einstein about the theory of relativity and be convinced you were right. Bad combination - ignorance and arrogance. A Typhus wanna-be.

Anonymous said...

Not knowing any of your behind the scenes antics has nothing to do with my reading skills you dimwit.

Anonymous said...

"Theresa is a pseudo-intellectual"

I think I have a pretty good handle on the meaning of pseudo but please, continue with your old standby of telling people how dumb and in need of your hand-holding they are when they dare to point out that what you did was terrible.

Way to sidestep my statement that you don't have the courage to create a new identity and go hash this out at the pod after your last username was banned.

Anonymous said...

19 - No, your complete lack of any deductive reasoning skills, knowledge of statistics and probabilties, and logic does. And if you actually READ the conversation from when it began somewhere around 140 when someone else started something about Typhus, you would be able to figure things out IF you had comprehensive reading skills. Either you don't, your you're lazy. I vote for You Don't.

Anonymous said...

20 - I have more courage in my right toenail than you have in your entire fat ass, the asses of all the members of your family, your friends, your neighborhood, city, state, country, and the fat ass planet you live on (the name of which probably escapes you). So here's a final thought for you - why don't you just shut the hell up, dumbass? I have no interest in wasting my time opening an account at 2Peas. I saw the lay of the land and it's not a land I wish to traverse.

Anonymous said...

198 Anonymous said... 198

195 Anonymous said... 195

The pod has been boring for a loooooonnnnnng time.


At least before Mrs T left we could of counted on the religious folks to keep it at least eye rollingly entertaining. The latest thread about gay rights was nothing more then folks praising it. It seems like all the religious right left the pod with her.
March 22, 2014 at 5:30 PM

You have Krustymullet to lead the way for you. I guess Theresa is in alignment with Krusty since she hasn't reported her for posting while working at a federal level shit job.

She DARED people in a thread to come to her house and to call her boss. She said she only has 5 months until retirement and no one would care if she was reported. I wonder if her bosses boss would care Theresa?

Time is ticking...tick...tock..tick..tock...
March 22, 2014 at 6:09 PM
199 Anonymous said... 199

~*kristina*~
Typical Liberal Pea

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Posted: 3/19/2014 10:55:11 AM
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I'm not paranoid either.....I don't have anything to hide and I am friends with some from 2Peas.

I had a conversation with my husband a while back about the lack of boundaries with some on the internet, especially here on 2Peas and how people have had to worry about being contacted outside of this board and like my husband responded with..."What are they going to do?...show up on your door? Hell, I'd like to see that...you'd kick their ass back to where every they came from, they have no idea who they fucked with!"....lol

You wanna call my job, go ahead...my boss will be waiting for your call, besides I only have 5 more months and I'm retired anyway. You want to know where I live specifically, go ahead a snoop that information out...what for? what are you going to gain by it?

There are laws against cyber stalking and I, for one if thought that someone is pushing the boundaries wouldn't hesitate to report it.
March 22, 2014 at 6:15 PM

Anonymous said...

What?!?! If you thought someone was PUSHING THE BOUNDARIES you wouldn't hesitate to report it??? WHAT IF YOU DESTROYED SOMEONE'S CAREER?!?!??? Do you people actually ever read what you write, think about what you write? The answer is no, because if you did you would realize what hypocrites you are.

Anonymous said...

Beth told your ass. You are worthless for what you said to her. THAT'S why you had your ass handed to you.

BethAnneM
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Posted: 10/8/2013 12:54:39 AM
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Listen up, you stupid bitch. I have stage 4 cancer that I have been fighting for over 5 years. I have been on chemo for almost a year nonstop. There is a good chance I could die in the near future but guess what? That doesn't give me license to act like a holier than thou bitch to other people. Who gives a flying fuck if someone buys a $50.00 purse or a $5,000.00 purse? AND your stupid rants certainly aren't going to change anyone's mind about their handbag purchases. You are also an idiot if you think a person carrying a $500.00 handbag doesn't know how to have a personal relationship. Word vomit...that's all you are are good for.

If you are so worried about the downfall of society, why don't you go volunteer at a hospital or a homeless shelter and stop worrying about how other people spend their money.

Anonymous said...

You still waste plenty of time reading there and staying caught up with the latest drama. You just can't handle having your ass handed to you again and being kicked out of the pea club for a third time.

I don't wish for anything bad to happen to you. The "Die" comment was juvenile and rude. As far as my deductive reasoning skills, you've offended far too many people since you started posting here and at the pod to narrow it down to one person being motivated to say something like that to you. Throwing the inevitability of death in a stage-4 cancer patient's face or telling people to stop pulling the "dead kid card" probably earned you a few people who wouldn't mind at all if you were shot into the sun.

No one is trying to cause problems for you in "real life" even though it seems they have plenty of information to do so if they chose to. At the end of the day, it all ends online on an anonymous smack blog for everyone else. You took it to the next level and it just wasn't justified, no matter how you try to spin it. Keep crowing about how courageous you are and insisting you get the credit for contacting Typhus's boss though. I'm sure it only helps whatever legal action she chooses to take against you.

Anonymous said...

Ha! Saint Beth told my ass, eh? Are we talking about the same Saint Beth who made some snarky comment about me being ugly and I replied that she'd better find a way to stop time or she'd get ugly too? And how all her little saintly cheerleaders leapt to her defense because SHE HAS CANCER!!!! OH MY GOD!! THE SECOND PERSON EVER TO HAVE CANCER IN THE WORLD!!!! The fact is, no doubt Saint Beth was a snarky bitch before cancer, is a snarky bitch with cancer, and will be a snarky bitch long after the cancer is gone, i.e. when she meets Jesus. And I really really wish I could be there when she does meet Jesus because I would LOVE to hear that conversation. Jesus: Gee, Beth, you kind of were a snarky bitch while you were alive. Saint Beth: BUT I HAD CANCER!!!!!! Lighten up, you stupid bitch Yaweh. I had stage 4 cancer I've been fighting for years! Why don't you go volunteer at a hospital or a homeless shelter, Son of God. Stop worrying about how people spend their time on earth.

Yes, I'm afraid Saint Beth will be in for a surprise when she sees the light unless she makes a few changes. No doubt she pulls that cancer card every fucking time she's a fucking bitch and sadly, it probably works on a lot of people. Cowed by the Cancer Cow. News flash - most people will die of cancer. I say we all should get to act like Holier-Than-Thou Saint Beth. What's there to lose.

Anonymous said...

24 Anonymous said... 24

What?!?! If you thought someone was PUSHING THE BOUNDARIES you wouldn't hesitate to report it??? WHAT IF YOU DESTROYED SOMEONE'S CAREER?!?!??? Do you people actually ever read what you write, think about what you write? The answer is no, because if you did you would realize what hypocrites you are.
March 22, 2014 at 7:50 PM

~*~*~*~*~*~*Kristina~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ /krustymullet wrote that.
She wrote it "at the bucket" no less.

Anonymous said...

26 - Legal action takes against me - stop! Seriously, stop. I'll have to go change my underwear in a few minutes. Legal action she takes against me. Hey Ralph Nader! Look out! Better not report any unethical business practices or someone might take LEGAL ACTION AGAINST YOU.

Anonymous said...

26 - Oh wait, I forgot to add - I WASTE time here, while you're busy finding the cure for cancer. You people are hilarious!

Anonymous said...

29 Anonymous said... 29

26 - Legal action takes against me - stop! Seriously, stop. I'll have to go change my underwear in a few minutes. Legal action she takes against me. Hey Ralph Nader! Look out! Better not report any unethical business practices or someone might take LEGAL ACTION AGAINST YOU.
March 22, 2014 at 8:07 PM

You did a witch hunt until you found out where she worked and then found her bosses email. Yep - that's stalking - yep, that mean charges.

You really are stupid, aren't you? (don't answer that)

Anonymous said...

Theresa,
It's nice you only answer the questions you WANT to answer.
It's either that or YOUR comprehension has gone out the window with your sanity.

Anonymous said...

31 - You mean the witch hunt where I looked at her gallery at 2Peas where she had all her information? The same way some of you clever detectives did when you posted my name and address here? That kind of "witch hunt?" Found her bosses email? By typing in the name of the school SHE HAD ON HER LAYOUTS?!?! Cyberstalking, Tootles, is the CONSISTENT, PERSISTENT harrassment of someone. Looking at the layouts someone voluntarily posted listing all their personal information is not cyberstalking. But you just keep on with those crack detective skills of yours. I'm sure the FBI will be knocking on your door any day, employment contract in hand.

Anonymous said...

She had her bosses email listed at the bucket, in the gallery? I think not.

I don't care about what others posted about you, they contacted NO ONE - there's where your dumbass crossed the line.

You are arguing with more than one person (in case your little tiny pea brain couldn't figure that out).

You're a loser.

Anonymous said...

She had her bosses email listed at the bucket, in the gallery? I think not.

I don't care about what others posted about you, they contacted NO ONE - there's where your dumbass crossed the line.

You are arguing with more than one person (in case your little tiny pea brain couldn't figure that out).

You're a loser.

Anonymous said...

32 Anonymous said... 32

Theresa,
It's nice you only answer the questions you WANT to answer.
It's either that or YOUR comprehension has gone out the window with your sanity.
March 22, 2014 at 8:12 PM

Anonymous said...

Beth told your ass. You are worthless for what you said to her. THAT'S why you had your ass handed to you.

Beth told your ass. You are worthless for what you said to her. THAT'S why you had your ass handed to you.

Beth told your ass. You are worthless for what you said to her. THAT'S why you had your ass handed to you.

Beth told your ass. You are worthless for what you said to her. THAT'S why you had your ass handed to you.

Anonymous said...

It's such a scream when someone says anything about legal action against you, but back when people started uncovering what a giant loser you are, you ran right for the "I can sue you guys! My brother can help!" song and dance.

I can't tell you how amusing it is that whenever your name is googled in the future, this is the stuff that's going to come up."I wonder what Theresa has been up to these days, I should look her up! *googling* .....Oh. Oh my."

Anonymous said...

"P.S Just remember, stalking can actually get you in legal trouble. And yes, one of my brothers is an attorney. Just something to chew on there, kiddos.
September 6, 2013 at 9:21 PM"

Remember that, "kiddo?"

Anonymous said...

Okay, it's time for you to shut up. You know why? Because I already know about the 11 people who have googled me so far, from Seattle, Youngstown, OH, Boulder, San Diego, San Jose, Englewood, Lynwood, and LaVerne, CA. Do I run around screaming and yelling I'm being CYBERSTALKED? No, because that doesn't rise to the level of cyberstalking (hi Lynn). I think it's just curiosity. There was no SUSTAINED effort on my part to track down anything for Ms. God Is My Savior Tyler. She laid it all out there, right under everyone's nose because she is incredibly narcissistic, has no appropriate fear of consequence, and is an idiot. How the hell else do you think I contacted her boss? She listed the school she worked at right on her layouts. Do you think I'm going to spend my life searching for information on that blowhard? I don't spend my time hunting down every idiot who violates this or that. But if someone insists on shoving their obnoxiousness down my throat, I make an effort. And considering that several of you live in trailer parks, I really don't think you should be trumpeting your qualifications so loudly. Nothing wrong with trailer parks, many people have to start out there. But don't get bigger than your britches.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I'm definitely not doing anything as noble as trying to cure cancer in my spare time. I'm also not the one claiming I don't want to participate at the pod because it's such a giant waste of my time. Posting here is time well spent for you? I'd hate to see what you do when you're actually wasting your time.

It has nothing to do with wasting time and everything to do with the fact that you are a gigantic coward who can't handle what people would say to you before you wound up getting banned again. Just be honest. You're not fooling anyone here.

Anonymous said...

You actually did run around claiming you were being cyberstalked. You kept telling us peons to "be careful," remember? Are you okay? Your memory going, or do you really think people don't remember the things you say beyond the last blog post?

This is the second time you've told me to shut up. Is that doing something for you? I'm glad you've appointed yourself as the official silencer of anonymous internet people.

"You're so dumb, shut up. Here, let me hold your hand, toots/kiddo, since you're to slow to understand without my guidance."

Why don't you just start pasting that into all of your posts? It's all you really say anyway and it would save you from flipping through your battered thesaurus in the hopes of finding new ways of saying it. We get it, we're so very dumb and you would like us to shut up. Noted.

Anonymous said...

Do you think I'm going to spend my life searching for information on that blowhard? I don't spend my time hunting down every idiot who violates this or that.

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Well Kristina has put you to task to look her up. 5 months and ticking. SHE'S WASTING YOUR FEDERAL DOLLARS POSTING AT THE BUCKET... isn't that what you're claiming put you over the edge with MrsT?

You're a loser...

Anonymous said...

Oh I LOVE YOU 42!!! :)

Anonymous said...

And I love you, 44. Mwah, dahling!

Anonymous said...

I'm performing a public service pro bono right now helping you get your anger out of your system since your little buddy is in a time out. Why are you surprised that someone calls you an idiot or stupid when some of you write incredibly stupid shit? Go out in public and say and write what you do here - you'll get a lot more negative reaction then just being called stupid. But, like at the bucket and no doubt in real life, you act a lot more mild than you do here or you get ignored a lot which is why you come here with your bullying. And FYI, there are plenty who use derogatory names. Anyway, I'm getting bored. I've graciously allowed you to use me as a target for your unrestrained rage at having your little world tipped upside down. I can't devote the rest of my life giving you someone to unload on. It's been plenty boring around here lately and I know how you crave excitement, again due to the majority of people in your life tuning your antics out. I think I will allow you now to go back to your 3 posts a day about bananalady.

Anonymous said...

It takes 1-2 years to actually fire a federal employee represented by a union, 43. "Kristy" would be retired by the time anything was addressed. Besides, Theresa wouldn't go after a like-minded pea like Kristina. She thinks they're besties.

Anonymous said...

Tell you what, Theresa. You come on back to Two Peas and start spewing the same garbage you vomit all over this blog and I will happily respond to it under my username. Then you can look over my layouts and try to get me fired as well. Go ahead, "kiddo."

"I'm tired/bored/finished heating a jar of Ragu Alfredo sauce/ off to torture my grandchild with my presence" is Theresa-speak for "I can't win here, no one is backing me up."

I don't engage with the BananaLady stuff. She's hurting and gets piled on enough. I only allot my time towards you here. Don't you feel special, kiddo?

Anonymous said...

OMG HER PENSION MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THERESA TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (lol not)

Anonymous said...

46 Anonymous said... 46

I'm performing a public service pro bono right now helping you get your anger out of your system since your little buddy is in a time out. Why are you surprised that someone calls you an idiot or stupid when some of you write incredibly stupid shit? Go out in public and say and write what you do here - you'll get a lot more negative reaction then just being called stupid. But, like at the bucket and no doubt in real life, you act a lot more mild than you do here or you get ignored a lot which is why you come here with your bullying. And FYI, there are plenty who use derogatory names. Anyway, I'm getting bored. I've graciously allowed you to use me as a target for your unrestrained rage at having your little world tipped upside down. I can't devote the rest of my life giving you someone to unload on. It's been plenty boring around here lately and I know how you crave excitement, again due to the majority of people in your life tuning your antics out. I think I will allow you now to go back to your 3 posts a day about bananalady.
March 22, 2014 at 8:55 PM

Hey coward,
You like looking in the mirror and spewing the negative YOU are used to seeing. Again, you're lumping people together (and with the likes of you!). You are quite entertaining.

Bwhehahahahahahhaaaa

Anonymous said...

pierkiss - what's the deal with your poll/survey

Anonymous said...

"And if you actually READ the conversation from when it began somewhere around 140 when someone else started something about Typhus, you would be able to figure things out"


OK psycho. First I'm too invested and now I'm not invested enough.
Find a new hobby you fucking moron.

Anonymous said...

Tell you what, Theresa. You come on back to Two Peas and start spewing the same garbage you vomit all over this blog and I will happily respond to it under my username. Then you can look over my layouts and try to get me fired as well. Go ahead, "kiddo."


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I second that. I'm done talking to you here. You want to engage me anymore, you'll have to do it at the bucket with a real username and all vs. this "anonymous, don't know who's responding to who" shit.

Anonymous said...

Wait, what? Theresa actually is ballsy enough to refer to someone else as a blowhard? Bahahahaha

Ever heard the saying, "people who live in glass houses ...?" Ringing any bells for you, mrs. Shapardanis?

Anonymous said...

54 Anonymous said... 54

Wait, what? Theresa actually is ballsy enough to refer to someone else as a blowhard? Bahahahaha

Ever heard the saying, "people who live in glass houses ...?" Ringing any bells for you, mrs. Shapardanis?
March 23, 2014 at 1:11 AM

Yeah the chick that calls mrst a fatass won't let anyone bitch here about someones looks...

Anonymous said...

193 Anonymous said... 193

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3277170

CoG now has to change her diet if she was diagnosed with that. I guess she can stop with the diet thread - that or it will make her post even more....make it stop!
March 22, 2014 at 4:47 PM


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http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3277495

Anonymous said...

pjaye just took Dorkangel to task

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3277447

LMAO.

Anonymous said...

Typhoon-ass Typhus, I hope you learned a valuable lesson.... like keeping your mouth shut or stay off the internet. I'm sure they have help groups in your town for bitches like you.

Anonymous said...

BEIJING – U.S. first lady Michelle Obama told Chinese professors, students and parents on Sunday that she wouldn't have risen to where she was if her parents hadn't pushed for her to get a good education.

Mrs. Obama made her comments before hosting a discussion about education on the third day of her visit to the country aimed at promoting educational exchanges between the U.S. and China.







"Education is an important focus for me. It's personal, because I wouldn't be where I am today without my parents investing and pushing me to get a good education," said Mrs. Obama.

"My parents were not educated themselves, but one of the things they understood was that my brother and I needed that foundation." She said she and her husband wanted as many young people as possible in the United States and the world to have access to education.

Anonymous said...

So what 59?

Anonymous said...

Nutty as a fucking fruitcake=Theresa.

Anonymous said...

"Okay, it's time for you to shut up. You know why? Because I already know about the 11 people who have googled me so far, from Seattle, Youngstown, OH, Boulder, San Diego, San Jose, Englewood, Lynwood, and LaVerne, CA."
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damn Theresa you've got skillz. Theresa used her gigantic brain to download an app. Wow, that partial PhD you got from the University of Phoenix really does come in handy! Now go get me some coffee and pickup my dry cleaning.

Anonymous said...

It seems like all the religious right left the pod with her.
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That's a good thing.

Anonymous said...

47 is right. I remember a time on a P thread where Kristina alluded to Limpy being right about something. Now Theresa (Limpy) thinks one of the "cool kids" REALLY does like her. Laughable if not so pathetic. The cool kids will never like you Theresa.

Anonymous said...

She's off to add pics of krustymullet to her collection of mrst pics in her lair.

Anonymous said...

62 Anonymous said... 62

"Okay, it's time for you to shut up. You know why? Because I already know about the 11 people who have googled me so far, from Seattle, Youngstown, OH, Boulder, San Diego, San Jose, Englewood, Lynwood, and LaVerne, CA."
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damn Theresa you've got skillz. Theresa used her gigantic brain to download an app. Wow, that partial PhD you got from the University of Phoenix really does come in handy! Now go get me some coffee and pickup my dry cleaning.
March 23, 2014 at 10:31 AM

She's SuperParanoid to have to find out even that much.

Anonymous said...

By now, it's painfully obvious that the only way rid ourselves of the scourge that is limpy/Theresa Shapardanis is to completely ignore her.

She didn't take up residence here until she was banned from the pod (as limapea) and then ignored when she tried to make a comeback as redux.

It's the same thing over at scrap smack. She only posts because she gets attention and responses. Classic troll, but with a huge heaping side of severe mental illness.

She's crazy as shit and we all know it. At this point, responding to her and pointing out the sad truths of her life is really like poking an injured puppy.

I for one am done with feeding her bizarre needs, and I really hope that others will join me.

Anonymous said...

PJaye was spot on in her reply to DorkAngle.

Anonymous said...

#68...very true.

So who else left the pod besides Mrs. T??

Anonymous said...

<3 PJaye's post to dorkangle. Most of PJaye's posts are spot on when she calls out a dumbshit P. She would shred an idiot like Theresa Sheepanus.

Anonymous said...

Did anybody notice Redboots made a return appearance the other day? I'm trying to remember which thread it was.

Anonymous said...

I could tell you, 871, but then I could be deprived of the opportunity to tell you what a FUCKING RETARD you are to make a comment which (A) you don't back up and (B) you can't be bothered to research/link.

You are like those idiots on the bucket who say 'ooh, I could Google, but just prefer others to....'

Member search takes less than 30 seconds, FYI.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

You know EB or Theresa or redux or limapea or whatever you are calling yourself now-I just have to ask--

Why do you bother coming here or to any of the other blogs that you have tried to take over in the last week or so?

You don't offer anything to the boards, are not a contributor to anything relevant that anyone is discussing, you have disdain for everything and everyone except your "superior self" --Why even bother taking the time of your day here?

You can profess to try to educmacate the dumb but you really don't--instead you are against women, stand offish, brazen and just outright rude to anyone. You are paranoid at best!

You profess that you have a better life, better kids, better DH, blah, blah, blah, however you spend copious amounts of hours on these message board rags.

You don't add anything to the mix, instead just irritate and instigate, spew not just hatred, but crazy ass rage.

Why are you here?

(in case your superior self misses it, the question is rhetorical--I really don't care or need to know)

March 22, 2014 at 9:05 PM

Anonymous said...

^^ real "educmacated" there. ^^

Anonymous said...

67 Anonymous said... 67

By now, it's painfully obvious that the only way rid ourselves of the scourge that is limpy/Theresa Shapardanis is to completely ignore her.

She didn't take up residence here until she was banned from the pod (as limapea) and then ignored when she tried to make a comeback as redux.

It's the same thing over at scrap smack. She only posts because she gets attention and responses. Classic troll, but with a huge heaping side of severe mental illness.

She's crazy as shit and we all know it. At this point, responding to her and pointing out the sad truths of her life is really like poking an injured puppy.

I for one am done with feeding her bizarre needs, and I really hope that others will join me.
March 23, 2014 at 11:03 AM


Ok Krusty.

Anonymous said...

Loved pjayes post to dark angel.

Does anyone know what the story on da is?

theoriginalbananalady said...

I'm still waiting on Lima's response to my question about how she knows what Mrs. T's style of speech is without ever having met her and claiming she is some psychological genius and yet attempts to make an internet diagnosis. No reputable professional would ever attempt to do such a thing. But she won't answer that question because she is a FAKE.

Come on Lima, put up or shut up.

Anonymous said...

So Darkangel was smoking while receiving WIC? Not a fan of Pjaye, but I thoroughly enjoyed that little smackdown

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3277547
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Dumb and Dumber! Annadumbella's cold never fully metabolized?? Good thing she's talking to dodogshavebrains. Christ on a crutch!! Materialized idiot!

Anonymous said...

Come on bananabitch, shut up and grow up.

Anonymous said...

879 could be autocorrect but in the case of Dumbella I doubt it.

theoriginalbananalady said...

Oh burn 880. You sure showed me.

Anonymous said...

TOP DEMS AND REPUBLICANS, including GOP Senator Kelly Ayotte, bottom, Mitt Romney and Democratic Senator Dick Durbin, middle, square off over President Obama's foreign policy, in the aftermath of Russia taking over part of Ukraine and amid new fears that Russian President Vladimir Putin is just getting started.

Anonymous said...

Former President Jimmy Carter on Sunday criticized the Obama administration’s surveillance efforts, saying the country’s use of drones has been “abused” and that he communicates by mail with foreign leaders for fear his electronic correspondences are being watched.

“I have felt that my own communications are probably monitored,” the former Democratic president told NBC’s “Meet the Press.” “And when I want to communicate with a foreign leader privately, I type or write the letter myself, put it in the post office and mail it, because I believe if I send an email, it will be monitored.”







Carter has dealt with a situation similar to the one Obama faces with Russia taking over the Crimea region of Ukraine.

Anonymous said...

880, you know she's got to be the center of attention.

theoriginalbananalady said...

That must be why I go days and weeks without posting a damn thing here. For the attention. But carry on with your delusions.

Anonymous said...

Wonder what Cassandra and Angela would say about your behavior?

Anonymous said...

87 who are they? If that's family members of BLs I'd say at least one is underage since she says only one is in college.

YOU are crossing a fine line there.

Where did these fucking sicko psychos come from? WTFuckinFuck...

Anonymous said...

They're Theresa's daughters. I imagine the poster is just trying to get under Theresa's skin, but there's no point in jumping on the crazy train. I also imagine, they're well aware that their mother is a fucking fruit cake.

Anonymous said...

why don't you ask them 87? I back up my threats with action because I'm not a coward like you. G ahead and make my day toots.

Anonymous said...

Curious about the Google app. Is that really accurate that you can see the location of people who search you? I googled eb, but she did not list my location as in the 11 she mentioned. One was close, off by 40 miles or so. But really what does someone gain by knowing the city of someone searching.

Anonymous said...

I googled Theresa Shapardanis too and she did mention my city. With her gigantic brain she is sure to find me among the other 2 million people who live here. She's a moran.

Anonymous said...

91, match it up with frequent posters at the bucket? Maybe? She's a freak lol. It's a crap shoot...

Anonymous said...

90 is nearing the ledge... back away...

Anonymous said...

I think 90 is eb... so another crazy rant to ignore.

theoriginalbananalady said...

I'm glad someone clarified because I don't know any Cassandra or Angela.

2 of my children are minors and I have NEVER put their names out there so if they showed up here, I would have a problem.

Anonymous said...

Is there really an app to see what people search? I thought that was what was capable of Google adds, not a normal search on Google. Do you guys get what I'm trying to say? Can the app locate ips and then generalize location? I have used the Tor browser to disguise my location to gain access to view new episodes of the octonauts.

Anonymous said...

BL, I figured you taught your kids to be smart about such things. That's why I asked for clarification. I think a lot of us (even your haters lol) would have a problem with it.

Anonymous said...

Whats an octonaut? i guess i should google it lol...

Anonymous said...

Ha, octonauts is a kids show on Disney Jr, broadcast from England. You need to have an ip from England to get on the BBC site to view new episodes, so tor browser can change your ip address to wherever you want. Pretty cool tool if you really want to be anonymous.

Anonymous said...

Did anybody notice Redboots made a return appearance the other day? I'm trying to remember which thread it was.

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I noticed her responses on the vaccination thread. She was theon who called Typhus out for Peaing during school on the thread that was linked here a few days ago. Is RB a blog bitch?

She smacked Lauren down so hard on that epic post that got Lauren suspended of a month. Good times.

Anonymous said...

Yes Theresa. You're so not a coward. Still can't show your face at the bucket though, I see.

Anonymous said...

100 Anonymous said... 100

Ha, octonauts is a kids show on Disney Jr, broadcast from England. You need to have an ip from England to get on the BBC site to view new episodes, so tor browser can change your ip address to wherever you want. Pretty cool tool if you really want to be anonymous.
March 23, 2014 at 10:17 PM

Thanks lol

Anonymous said...

"I back up my threats with action because I'm not a coward like you."


You''re a psychotic freak and have NOTHING to brag about. Crawl back under your rock and go the hell away.

Anonymous said...

SEOUL, South Korea – North Korea launched short-range rockets into the sea off its east coast for a second straight day on Sunday -- 16 this time, according to South Korean officials, in what's believed to be Pyongyang's way of protesting U.S.-South Korean military drills.

The rockets flew about 37 miles early Sunday morning, said Col. Eom Hyo-sik, an official with South Korea's Joint Chiefs of Staff. That's about the same range as the 30 rockets the North fired early Saturday. South Korea believes the North fired FROG rockets, which are unguided, old Soviet-developed missiles that Pyongyang has had since the 1960s.

Pyongyang claims its rocket launches are part of routine drills and self-defensive in nature, but there have been an unusual number this year -- March has seen five launches so far -- coinciding with annual, routine war drills by Washington and Seoul that North Korea claims are invasion preparation. Analysts say the impoverished North chafes against the annual drills because it has to spend precious resources responding with its own exercises.

A week ago, North Korea launched 25 rockets with a range of about 44 miles, South Korea said, and earlier this month a North Korean artillery launch happened minutes before a Chinese commercial plane reportedly carrying 202 people flew in the same area.

The Korean Peninsula remains officially at war because the Korean War ended with an armistice, not a peace treaty.

Meanwhile, the leaders of the U.S., South Korea and Japan are set to meet and discuss North Korea in the Netherlands next week while attending a nuclear security summit.

Anonymous said...

Redboots is Olan's troll account. The Squeals cookie thread proves this.

Anonymous said...

Do you have a link to what you're talking about, 106?

Anonymous said...

Um....Redboots is not Olan's troll account. Trust me on this.

It's not like Olan has a hard time saying what she really thinks, either.

Anonymous said...

85Anonymous said... 85 880, you know she's got to be the center of attention.


March 23, 2014 at 6:22 PM

Bingo!

Anonymous said...

I can't post a link but it's on the epic posts list above.

Anonymous said...

Why do you think RedBoots is Olsn's troll identity?

Anonymous said...

110? Seriously you don't know how to copy and paste?

Anonymous said...

What ties them together, 106? I'm not into researching through 8 pages to try to decipher your thoughts on the matter. Just spell it out.

Anonymous said...

Not a thing that I can see. I just reread the whole Squillen is a big fat liar/Typhus is a grate teechur thread. I'd forgotten how much asskissing of tier ones went on. Fortunately, a lot of those peas aren't around much anymore.

Anonymous said...

Did you not see Olan comment on Karalynn saying the less time she spent in a classroom would be better, if you sent the email copy and paste it here. Black out identifying information.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't mean she's redboots. Neither one of them has a problem speaking her mind. Why would either need a troll ID?

Anonymous said...

Now can you stop flicking your clit over me spelling Squillens name wrong! Geesh! Way to freaking deflect.


*snickers*

Thanks dumb conspiracy theorist who suggested I re-read the Squeals cookie thread. Missed that gem

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3277616


She's becoming a cross between Sharla and MyMindsEyePea...

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3277704

What a stupid prank.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, it just isn't funny. Nothing wrong with it, just not funny.

Anonymous said...

I hate it when people do dumb shit like this in a lame attempt at a funny. So not funny, not even marginally funny just stoopid. But hey if she want's to post it on the interwebz so everyone can see how not funny she is it's her choice.

Anonymous said...

BL sure did jump right into dating. No dust on that vajayjay.

Anonymous said...

922, that's what I thought too!! I've been divorced for 3 years now and my ex did ACTUALLY fuck my bestie. None of this ALMOST shit, he did it. I'm in no emotional shape to be trusting a man 3 years later, let alone 3 months later.

theoriginalbananalady said...

You know you can date without having sex right? And it has been longer than 3 months ago, not that I'm sure you care. Why do I need to be trusting anyone? Somebody going to poison my food while we are out to dinner?

If you were friends with someone and they wanted to take you out and enjoy each other's company, why the hell not? Am I supposed to pine away for the ex for a prescribed period of time?

Anonymous said...

I wish peatasic would go back to doing weekly reviews. The bucket is boring. Why did she stop?

Anonymous said...

It just isn't entertaining anymore. And this place sure isn't. It's just dead as a doornail.

Anonymous said...

bitchiness aside, this looks awesome...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3277685

Anonymous said...

That video was amazing... She did a great job putting it together!

Anonymous said...

Nick Cannon has come under fire for a new Instagram photo he shared, showing him dressed in “white face.”

The image, meant to promote his controversially titled new album “White People Party Music,” shows the African-American TV host dressed as a white person, with the caption “It's official... I'm White!!!”







The photo has sparked controversy, partially because of the hashtags Cannon included after his post. “#WHITEPEOPLEPARTYMUSIC… #GoodCredit #DogKissing #BeerPong #FarmersMarkets #FistPumping #CreamCheeseEating #RacialDraft ‘Bro I got drafted!!’” he wrote.

Users immediately began commenting on the image, charging that Cannon’s post was racist.

“This is so f--king offensive. What if Britney spears made herself black and put a pic up that says ‘it's official.. IM BLACK,’” one user wrote.

Another was less harsh but shared a similar sentiment. “Don't get me wrong I think it's hilarious but it's just a double standard.”

Cannon did not appear to take the criticism too seriously. He tweeted, “Damn I didn't know it was going to be this hard being White! ... I'm exhausted with all this ‘privilege’ LOL #WhitePeopleProblems”

The husband of Mariah Carey also seemed impressed by the attention he was receiving for the image writing, “Hold up… What the f#ck is ‘White Face’??? Did I just create a new term??? Nice!!! LOL”

On Monday, the “America’s Got Talent” host spoke with Us Weekly about his controversial album title.

"You go to a party and white people are having more fun than anybody," Cannon told Us. "They know how to have a good time! I could have named the album ‘Purple People Party Music’ and you'd still get the same album, but it was just one of those things. You know, you deal with things like race, and people get uptight, so why not?"

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3227945&pg=1

What a weird first post/old thread bump.

Anonymous said...

BL, 923 here again. No you aren't supposed to "pine" away for him but it sure seemed like you were over at the bukkit. As Theresa pointed out to you...it really does take two to end a marriage. Through my therapist, I learned my part in the downfall of my marriage. Even though he was the one that cheated, I did learn that it wasn't all him. I never acted like I was some "poor pitiful me" matyr. You are the one who mentioned having sex with your new man, not me. Feeling a little guilty, are we??

Anonymous said...

I am LMAO at BL's statement that she is in high demand.

And the PP makes a good point. You have done nothing but whine about how wronged you've been, and how much you loved him, and less than 6 months after finding out about a non-affair, you're dating and keeping an old flame on "reserve."

You're gross.

Anonymous said...

PetEnthusiast, you are a total twunt.

theoriginalbananalady said...

922 made a reference to sex. I don't know if that was you or not 931. I DO know my part in the downfall of my marriage. I have done very intensive therapy. The one thing I WILL NOT take responsibility for is his decision to cheat. And it wasn't an almost affair, there is no such thing. His choice of my best friend? Sorry, that is just being a douchebag. And again, not my fault for trusting the 2 of them. I SHOULD have been able to trust them. There were problems and we were in marriage counseling and I was making the changes he said he wanted. But he was in his affair then. So while I was working on our marriage he was betraying me every day. Those are just the facts.

I have nothing to feel guilty about. And I don't care if anyone believes that I have gotten many offers or not. I know what the truth is and if for some reason you don't have the goods to get offers then that is your own problem.

I was hurt and then I got pissed and now I am moving on. I haven't pined away for him. He keeps asking me for another chance and I have turned him down again and again. I'm done with him and have made that obvious. And if you haven't moved on after 3 YEARS, wtf are you waiting for? You won't live forever. Life is too short not to go out and live it. I had to get a new support system because I lost it all in an instant. Sitting at home was not going to accomplish that. My therapist? She is tickled to death at my progress. And her opinion counts a lot more than yours. She has seen me go through the stages.

Anonymous said...

BL you are moving way too fast. Enough time hasn't gone by for you to have worked out your own problems in your marriage. You shouldn't even be dating until you sort yourself out. Second marriages/relationships have an 80% fail rate because people repeat the same mistakes.

theoriginalbananalady said...

Okay 935. I'll wait to get your blessing before leaving my house again. Let me know when you think it has been long enough.

Anonymous said...

Your attitude indicates where the failure in your relationships lie.

theoriginalbananalady said...

Because I can be sarcastic? So can everyone I know. Honestly, I have something positive going on and people want to shit on it. I get it, misery loves company.

If you just MUST know, we learned through therapy that my husband is passive-aggressive. I am a classic caretaker. I will caretake the shit out of somebody. My husband LOVED not having to do anything but go to work and come home. He placed me in the role of parent to his child. It worked for a long time because he was really playful with our kids and I got my needs fulfilled by feeling important for taking care of everyone.

Then, he decided to resent me for the parent-child relationship that he had set up. This is common in passive-aggressive men. But instead of talking to me about it, he "acted out". I am not a mind reader, we were so young when we got married and our roles were so entrenched I didn't realize what was happening. As soon as he got that passive-aggressive diagnosis, I changed my reactions to him immediately. I recorded conversations with him and went over them with my therapist so that we could identify when I was getting "hooked" in. Once I learned my role, I changed. But the damage has been done.

He is still passive-aggressive. I don't engage with that anymore. I have learned how my desire to take care of people can get me into trouble, that I get taken advantage of. I can be co-dependent. I have worked on that and continue to do so. But the best way to put what I have learned into practice is to get out there, reconnect with old friends, make new ones, and learn to identify behaviors that I need to avoid.

Sitting at home all the time isn't going to get me where I need to be. So, respectfully, I intend to do what I and my therapist think is right for me. Not what some people on an anonymous smack board tell me to do. If you are speaking because of concern for me getting hurt, know that I do appreciate that and think that is nice. And I may get hurt somewhere along the way and I'll deal with it when it happens. That is part of life.

If, however, you are just trying to pick me apart, then don't be surprised when I don't just sit here and take it. Here, I assume most people don't give one whit about me personally. If that isn't you, then thank you. But none of you know every bit of all that I have been doing for months. Or what I have learned about myself and the people I surrounded myself with.

Anonymous said...

BL it's 923 again. I didn't say I don't have "the goods" as you put it. I'm just not willing to throw them at the first person who shows me interest. That would be because I have-here's a word for you-SELF RESPECT. I know what it would have looked like to my children if I had started dating before my divorce was final, let alone 3 or 6 or how ever many months you are going with this time around. To intimate that you are "goods" well, that just makes you a whore. Why would you think about yourself or want anyone else to think that? I find it very hard to believe that any therapist would advocate dating this early on after such a grievous betrayal.

Anonymous said...

Your husband wants you back because he's lazy and a coward. He'd rather deal with the devil he knows than one he doesn't. He doesn't want to do all the hard work it takes to recognize his defects which caused your marriage to collapse. He thinks if you get back together things will go back to the way they were when you first met. Your new boyfriend just wants to get laid, he's probably using you. It takes months, if not years to recognize faults and correct them. Enough time has not elapsed for you to have done all that emotional work.

Anonymous said...

Peatastic's reviews were stupid. Reading (or writing) regurgitation of ridiculous P posts is not my idea of a worthwhile use of time.

Anonymous said...

"As Theresa pointed out to you..."
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Fuck 131! way to discredit everything you posted! Anybody that would quote Theresa jibberjabber has a screw loose.

theoriginalbananalady said...

The affair was discovered by me on October 13. DO the math yourself. My kids know I am going out with friends. Nobody has come to my house, I always meet people away from my home.

And "goods" aren't just about sex. I do have self-respect. I have the brains, the personality, the sense of humor, and the looks. It is the entire package. And I look for those things in others as well. I haven't thrown anything at anyone and especially not the first person who showed interest. I have turned down many offers and gone on dates with 2 people total. One was just a lunch date and we are just keeping contact with each other through phone calls and texts. We both agree to wait a while to really date each other.

The other, is an old friend who is taking me out and we are having fun. He takes me places I've never been. Since I got married so young, there are a lot of things I have never done, places I have never gone. Nothing is serious for either one of us. I'm not ready to have sex with someone else and he knows it. But I am ready to spend time with people and have fun. There IS a difference.

theoriginalbananalady said...

940, I agree with you about my husband. I don't have a new boyfriend though. I have a male friend who isn't getting laid. He does little special things for me like give me a rose.

Is it your belief that you work on faults and correct them while having zero contact with anyone? I think it is better to go out there and deal with real people in real life and learn from experience.

Anonymous said...

OMGoddess if you are the "entire package', what with the brains, the personality, the sense of humor, and the looks....what on earth is your ex-BF like? She must be Scarlet Johansson with a PHD.

The only other people you need to work on your problems is yourself. Not TWO other men!!! Good grief...you really are clueless. I had orginally thought you were just being obtuse but no, that's not it...you are cluess. Cluess and sad. If a male friend is giving your flowers and has told you he isn't getting laid...he's hoping for some of those goods! Why would he even tell you something so personal as "I'm not getting laid" and then do something so romantic as giving you a rose if he wasn't at least hoping?

Anonymous said...

Jane can we maybe get some space?????

Anonymous said...

Making changes takes years. It's not a matter of just deciding you aren't going to be co-dependent any longer. It took you years to become that way, it takes years of different behavior to truly change. As many years as you were co-dependent (a people pleaser), it will take at least half that many to no longer act that way. Your first priority should be your kids and yourself, not your sex or dating life. You are trying to have it all, right now. Your future relationships will fail unless and until you spend a lot of time on changing yourself.

theoriginalbananalady said...

He didn't tell me he isn't getting laid, I just know I am not sleeping with him. He has said he is not out to take advantage of me and he is proving it by not pressuring me to do anything. Should that change, then I'll know.He probably does hope to get laid eventually. I'm not stupid. Who knows? Maybe I'll hope for the same? Adults have sex drives. It is ok. Slut shaming just makes you appear to be a prude.

Most men "affair down". My ex-friend IS a whore. She has had several affairs of all kinds for years. Her husband suspected but did not know until I outed her.

My first priorities are my kids and then myself. My kids are well taken care of. And me going out and having fun is me taking care of myself. I am also studying for my LSAT, working my new job, gone out and pampered myself and joined a gym. I intend therapy regularly, read what she thinks I need to read and go over every detail with her.

I know I have to work on being a people pleaser. And my friend knows this too and stops me and tells me to let him do something nice for me. So I am.

Anonymous said...

So you were friends with a woman who you knew was running around on her husband and......you didn't see anything wrong with that? Wow...you really are a piece of work!! She was a wonderful friend until it happened to YOU. She was a fine person to align yourself with when she was slutting around on another human being but when it turned out to be your trust she betrayed instead of her husband's trust (being such a great person, BL, how did you live with yourself, know that about her?) then she became a royal bitch. And if I'm a prude for not dating two different men 3 (or is it 6?) months after my husband left me....I can live with that.

Anonymous said...

. I have the brains, the personality, the sense of humor, and the looks. It is the entire package
★★★★★
Hello Theresa 2!

theoriginalbananalady said...

I know that I should not have covered for her. We became friends when I was 13 years old. I TOLD her I didn't approve of what she was doing when we were adults so she would hide some things from me but I knew her so well that I would eventually figure it out.

I have learned that you should NEVER be friends with a known cheater. I was loyal to her despite her faults and YES I thought our friendship was enough to keep her from doing it to me. I am an extremely loyal person, I will go to my grave with a good friend's secrets. Well, unless they fuck me over. Then all bets are off.

Her husband is no saint and I believed he was abusive to her. Now, I don't really know. I think she wanted to keep us as distant from each other as possible so that I would not say anything to him about what she was doing. But I have MANY emails where we discussed her running around and me telling her she needed to stop and come clean with her husband. She would tell me she was going to do that but she never intended to. I believed her and I shouldn't have. Lesson learned the HARD way.

theoriginalbananalady said...

No, I am no Lima. I have a lowly Bachelor's degree, although I did graduate Magna Cum Laude. But I have not let 21 years of marriage give me permission to "let myself go". I still look young, and I'm not a bridge troll. I am not a model, but I can hold my own. Especially in comparison to the other 39 year old woman out there. Lima is a grandma with advanced degrees and a plethora of high work positions. I have next to no work experience and have spent the years caring for my family and homeschooling my kids.

I am not going to start law school until the fall of 2015. Then it will take me 3 years. Then who knows how long until I have the job I am hoping for? No, I am not the raving success of lima. But, I am working on me.

Anonymous said...

I have the brains, the personality, the sense of humor, and the looks. It is the entire package
★★★★★
Hello Theresa 2!
_____________________________________________________________
*snort*

for the win!!!

Anonymous said...

I have the brains, the personality, the sense of humor, and the looks. It is the entire package.
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Hello Theresa 2!


Oh yeah. Definitely two of a kind

Anonymous said...

Does the guy you are leading on ('letting' him do nice things for you) know that you are just using him as your rebound guy while Mr Right is waiting for you??? That sounds very deceptive.

Anonymous said...

137Anonymous said... 137 Your attitude indicates where the failure in your relationships lie.

March 26, 2014 at 9:47 AM


Bingo!

Anonymous said...

I still look young, and I'm not a bridge troll. I am not a model, but I can hold my own. Especially in comparison to the other 39 year old woman out there.

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You do look old and you are not an attractive woman.

Anonymous said...

Wait, what? You are not 39. Your oldest is at least 18, so no way you are 39. Nice try.

Anonymous said...

Oh, wait, you were a teen mom...everything makes so much sense now! Carry on with your bad self and your 'goods'!!!!

Anonymous said...

Ps-I know she could have been 20 or 21, but it is the stereotypical young couple gets pregnant, gets married for the wrong reasons, gets divorced when the kids get older and they realize their mistake (not kids, but getting married for the wrong reasons. Banana can move on so quickly because she has been checked out and going through the motions for years.

Anonymous said...

BL/BS you must have forgotten that many of us have seen your mug shot.

Anonymous said...

I think I might be the only person over at the pod NOT on meds for mental health issues. So many on antidepressants and anti anxiety meds.

theoriginalbananalady said...

Yes, my oldest daughter was conceived when I was 18. I started young. I never regretted that until recently because I thought our family was a good one.

And yes, my rebound guy knows his place. And I know mine with him. There is no great love affair. Just a mutual friendship with a little bit of chemistry that I'm not ready to do much about right now if ever. I am very above aboard and everyone knows where they stand with me. You can click on my name is see a recent pic of me. Men do not seem to share your opinion. Sorry to burst your bubble.

Anonymous said...

The guy in the purple shirt is you, 163?

Anonymous said...

Those who are calling BL old, ugly, whatever need to shut up. I've seen pictures of some peas that a hundred times worse. BL looks like she's at a healthy weight, not fat or skinny, and looks good. She's not a beauty queen, but neither am I.

Anonymous said...

In addition to Kelpea having some personal connection to each and every state in the nation, but now she has the personal connection to children dying who were left in vehicles. I think Kelpea must have some sort of mental illness because she just has to make everything about her. She is desperate for attention.

My veterinarian lost her child due to forgetting he was in the backseat

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3277945

Anonymous said...

Yes, seaweed is extremely needy. She's a mess.

theoriginalbananalady said...

ROFL, yes I am the one in the purple. I guess if you think blowing someone else's candle out will make yours burn brighter than have at it. I'm having too much fun these days to give a shit. Big weekend plans for me. Life is good.

Anonymous said...

Of course, MinCarolina has to chime in with yet another of her ailments - heat intolerance. I'm so glad I don't know any of these peas IRL.

Anonymous said...

then/than

PLEASE learn the difference

Anonymous said...

BL is in Arkansas. Evidently the guy in the purple shirt is hot stuff in those parts o_O

theoriginalbananalady said...

I knew I made a typo. I did know the difference, just didn't give a shit. Hey 971, let's see a pic of your drop dead gorgeous ass. I bet you beat the men away with a stick.

Apparently, I'm considered pretty hot by California standards since my old friend flew here from there to spend time with me. But hey, what do I know? Really, he is mostly attracted to who I am. And the feeling is mutual. We are having a great time. Some of you should try it sometime.

Anonymous said...

Pennyring had posted before she had never snowboarded, then recently posted she started snowboarding lessons. Now on the landslide thread she posts this, sounds a bit extreme for just starting the hobby. Odd bird there.
"That photo of Denver Harris was taken at Stevens Pass. I'm there every weekend snowboarding.
I know it's a dumb thing to say, but it just... that's my place. I hang there. He's a snowboarder. On my mountain. That photo is taken outside Granite Peaks Lodge. Gear check in the background. Bull's Tooth Pub (my favorite place in the world) is on the second floor. It's like my Cheers. Where everybody knows your name.

Aww man... "

Anonymous said...

pennyring is an EXTREMELY odd bird.

Anonymous said...

Apparently, I'm considered pretty hot by California standards since my old friend flew here from there to spend time with me. But hey, what do I know? Really, he is mostly attracted to who I am. And the feeling is mutual. We are having a great time. Some of you should try it sometime.

March 27, 2014 at 2:59 PM

Yes, one guy. I bet no woman is knocking his door down for a reason.

Anonymous said...

Some of you should try it sometime.

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I am having a great time, I just feel no need to brag about it on an anonymous smack blog.

theoriginalbananalady said...

Okay, think what you want. And I'm not bragging, I mentioned I had my 1st date at the pod and people brought it here to try to smack me. I'm just sharing my reality since there seems to be interest in what I do or do not do.

Still waiting on pictures on all you knockouts.

And the way he is treating me, if women aren't knocking his door down, they are fools.

Anonymous said...

"Apparently, I'm considered pretty hot by California standards"

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Thanks for the laughs today!!!! EVERYONE knows that only uglies live in California. All the hotties are in Arkansas

theoriginalbananalady said...

No, most of what is in Arkansas is major obesity. HUGE people here, little education, high percentage of smokers. I don't have any major vices and I haven't slept with everyone in town. I don't do drugs and I have good relationships with all of my kids, who all have the same father. I am a bit of an anomaly here.

theoriginalbananalady said...

And I have two female friends who live in California and they are both knockouts. They are also happily married, so not available.

Anonymous said...

I'm just sharing my reality since there seems to be interest in what I do or do not do.

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No one is interested in you, except yourself.

Anonymous said...

Has Bananalady scared the right-fighters off? Typhus met her match! LOL

theoriginalbananalady said...

Really 981? Why bring up what I am doing with my life then? If you show no interest then prove it.

And I think most people ARE interested in themselves. Or at least they should be. That's a sad person who does not care anything about themselves.

Anonymous said...

How fugly are the Gwinnie Bee clothes on that site! Wasn't Staph just trying to handslap Beth over a Ipsy link a few weeks ago? Shows what shit for taste peas have.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3277381

Anonymous said...

You missed her point, BL. You'd miss the universe if you were firing an arrow at it.

Anonymous said...

184 ITA, that stuff is god awful!!!

Anonymous said...

And we have stellar parenting advice from cycworker again: http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3277975

Anonymous said...

141 Anonymous said... 141

Peatastic's reviews were stupid. Reading (or writing) regurgitation of ridiculous P posts is not my idea of a worthwhile use of time.

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True. But it's the WAY she regurgitated them. LOL I enjoyed it.


Anonymous said...

Oh, banananose.
You are beautiful.
You are special.
And, Gosh darn it, a po-dunk guy likes you.

Love,
Your Brother, Snuffleupagus

Anonymous said...

Lol^

Anonymous said...

How fugly are the Gwinnie Bee clothes on that site! Wasn't Staph just trying to handslap Beth over a Ipsy link a few weeks ago? Shows what shit for taste peas have.

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The clothes are cute. Would you rather see fat people looking sloppy in sweats and t's? How about tents or mumus. Or maybe fat people should just stay in their houses so you don't see them at all. I'd love to see your wardrobe.

Anonymous said...

LOL Krustychiclet is keeping her internet usage during work in check. Runnin' scared (of lima) I'm sure.

Too bad she'll be retired to the government tit (as SHE put it) and posting ALL DAY soon enough...

Anonymous said...

Someone sure has the butthurt over Kristina

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3278057

No one is touching the gun thread.

Anonymous said...

193 Anonymous said... 193

Someone sure has the butthurt over Kristina
March 28, 2014 at 11:20 AM

You wish, Krusty!

Anonymous said...

No one is touching the gun thread.
March 28, 2014 at 12:10 PM

For once, the peas have acted wisely.

If they'd completely quit feeding that troll, it would be wonderful.

Anonymous said...

Someone sure has the butthurt over Kristina

Anonymous said...

FFS Jane, can you give us some more space?

Anonymous said...

Sharla's stupid questions are annoying

Anonymous said...

I'm tempted to start a new blog so we won't have to beg for space.

Anonymous said...

I'm tempted to start a new blog so we won't have to beg for space.

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I bet Jane would be more than happy for you to do that - she has no interest anymore and seems to have forgotten about it anyways.

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