you forgot the "profoundly gifted" one 199. My kid has been described as "gifted" too but then he starts to beat his head with his fists or slap himself in the face and scream for no earthly reason and I tend to doubt the diagnosis. I'd be willing to bet that some of those gifted P kids are out of their fucking minds like mine is most of the time.
I don't get the smackdown on MaryMux. "Google it" has historically been a snarky response to questions and now she's getting smacked down for saying so? Or has it become so boring at the bucket that people are looking for a fight anywhere?
JustLIzzy was a cunt for sure with her google it response. Although, when I read further down the thread MaryMux was quite the twunt herself when she chided others for posting foolish links. They're both asshats.
And anyone who's really a law school research librarian should easily be able to find some free project life printables online. She sounds like a total dumbass-or someone like sammel (probably cleans at the library, but claims to be a research librarian the same way sammel is an aide but claims to be a teacher)
Wrong pea 20 aprilfay's baby daddy already had other kids, didn't want to marry her or have her stay home with the kid and yet now she's on to number 2. I wonder who it will play out in the long term. I'm not even sure that they're married now.
And she's a fucking idiot for her dd's name, I guess the kid could go by Brie, but wtf naming the kid after some minor character in a ancient poem about the Trojan war?
Yes, wrong pea. 21 is correct. I don't think they ever got married. If they had, I'm sure she would have made a big deal about it or at least posted pictures.
I read the name and had no idea how to pronounce it. She's going to hate roll call on the first day of school every year. I remember dreading it and was so embarrassed when the teachers butchered my name. Sometimes the other kids would laugh and when you're a kid that's a big deal - it's horrible when everyone you meet for the first time struggles to pronounce your name.
---- The "editing" of the first two pictures tell me they are not professional. The sleeveless shirt, clipped on phone, knife in the pocket (judging by the clip that's sticking out), and that horrible shirt April has on all scream "We went to a cookout and someone pulled out a camera."
It's a tired old trick of trying to get someone to post on the thread without noticing that it's an old one. Then, people start "outing" blog bitches @@
I wondered just how Amazing the kid's scholarship was, 237. Dollars to doughnuts he got $1000 and his helicopter mother thinks it should take precedence over kids who got better offers.
She is just one of those unhappy people. She likes to say she is "deaf" and uses that for sympathy a lot. Even though she isn't deaf, she is hard of hearing and has hearing aids.
I avoid her inside out ugliness when at all possible.
There are an awful lot of OCD Peas. Who wants to spend all that time organizing clothes? I put my shirts together, and sweaters together, etc. That's it. And anyway I don't have that many clothes!
There are an awful lot of OCD Peas. Who wants to spend all that time organizing clothes? I put my shirts together, and sweaters together, etc. That's it. And anyway I don't have that many clothes! May 26, 2014 at 3:39 AM
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Seems like a waste of time, one said it makes laundry easier? Not getting the correlation.
I separate my laundry but whites, colors and darks but I don't organize my closet that way.
This sounds like pea exaggeration to me. May 25, 2014 at 7:14 PM
Oh, you could bank on it. She's the crazy bitch who went bananas when it snowed in Dallas, and she expected her husband to drive home from out of state in the storm, because she was OUT OF WINE. She's a fucking lunatic.
hop2 "Thankfully there were no crowds at the copy of the magna carta because that was more difficult to read. Being 800 years old they definitely formed letters differently, also the old English added a twist is difficulty."
KateGladstone "Anyone trying to read the Magna Carta as "old English" faces more than "difficulty." The Magna Carta isn't _in_ English — old or otherwise. It's in Latin."
Biochempea is a fucking cunt on the cursive thread. Whether I agree with her or not, she's so over the top cuntish. I guess now we know why her DH is never home.
Could be. But it's more likely that Kristina gave Matt ten dollars and a blow job to hack into Just Lizzy's bank account, where she discovered that Just Lizzy had purchased the exact Michael Kors handbag she had her eye on. Big no-no.
Ha!, lauren trying to call out obliolait on that Enough call-out thread. Hey lauren, why don't you sue him for emotional distress since your parents wouldn't let you move in their basement and you can't afford pot so you have to drink instead.
Could be. But it's more likely that Kristina gave Matt ten dollars and a blow job to hack into Just Lizzy's bank account, where she discovered that Just Lizzy had purchased the exact Michael Kors handbag she had her eye on. Big no-no. May 27, 2014 at 8:42 AM
74 is the Life of the Party who loudly tries to deconstruct every single statement in order to wow the crowd with her brilliance, never realizing what an incredible bore she is. Go home.
74 must be FraidyCrapper. She tries oh so hard to talk above every one. She tries way too hard to dazzle with brilliance, but only baffles with bullshit.
Lucy likes those hideous Crocs. Says it is because she is old. No, it is because she is frumpy. I'm probably as old as she is and would never put my feet into those ugly shoes. Just because you are a certain age, you don't have to dress ugly. But then again, there probably isn't much help for her anyway.
74 is the Life of the Party who loudly tries to deconstruct every single statement in order to wow the crowd with her brilliance, never realizing what an incredible bore she is. Go home. May 27, 2014 at 4:33 PM
You call this a party? Talk about being an incredible bore.
Hey, Just Lazy, maybe they banned you temporarily because you're a bitter old bitch. And you don't have freedom of speech on a website that you chose to join. They own it and can do what they want with it; you're not entitled to it.
I don't know where myshelly lives but I remember on a thread about using the phone she claimed to hate talking on the phone and NEVER EVER did. I find it hard to believe that she can do that.
She is an over the top control freak. So far, they have coached all their kids' sports teams, so they can control the schedule and communication. Their oldest is 7, I wonder how long that can last? She also claims all her family lives within 20 minutes of each other, and that no one wants to move for any reason. I can understand wanting to stay by family, but no one needs to move for jobs or anything? She just seems to live in a cult or something.
Where does myshelly even live? Her life experience is so different from the average American. May 28, 2014 at 1:46 PM
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I love how both her and her dh agreed not to take jobs that involved travel. I bet they're both jealous control freaks who have to have their eyes on each other at all times.
Actually yes and my dentist sends a text to remind me of the appointment the day before. I make my BMW appointments online too. Welcome to the 21st century, 96.
I actually thought that was a great title and it made me laugh. Amazing how many people are coming in there and supporting her (Paige's) dumbass, who is supposedly married to a doctor (which I sincerely have doubts about).
96 - I know that I can schedule an oil change with my mechanic via website. My kid's orthodontist sends text and email reminders for appointments as well as call. I can set up our profile so they don't call me. More and more places are offering text reminders and I prefer it. Something about seeing it in writing helps me remember better than a phone call.
Paige be drives me insane! I laughed at that call out thread! She seriously has to ask the Peas about every little thing. Her doctor husband obviously doesn't care that she is an idiot.
The more carolg posts, the more I can see what kind of person she is. Not very pretty at all. May 29, 2014 at 12:22 PM
I'm surprised that more people didn't realize what bitch carolgscrapper is before her latest tantrum. She hit my radar a long time ago, but after that snowed-in meltdown of hers, I'm kind of shocked that anyone still thought she was a nice person.
she started on my radar with the 3 second O guy. Totally crass and braggy...although I'm not sure an O in 3 seconds is something to brag about. Anyway, I don't remember much else about her...any highlights?
There was a huge snowstorm, and her DH was away on work. She didn't plan ahead, so she had no food for her or her teenage DS (or so she says, I find it really hard to believe she had nothing at all to eat), and she was out of wine, so she demander her DH drive home from the airport, in extremely dangerous weather. I think there was even a 'no travel advisory" for her area. She demanded he drive home and bring food and wine. She frantically posted updates about where he was and how long it was taking. The minute he got home she posted a flip "make sure your loved ones stay where they are, it's really dangerous out there", then left the thread.
Why did she get divorced? In her weight loss pics, she says her DH took the new pic, so I'm assuming she got divorced after the 2009 weight loss, then got married again in 2013. What was the reason?
"I'm pretty sure the "doctor" didn't marry her for her brains."
let's see Paige isn't pretty, a few years ago she asked the peas if she should get a manicure or a bikini wax and the peas had to tell her her dh would prefer the wax. I remember when she was pregnant she said how long the hair grew. Maybe her dh likes her for making hummus weekly.
Carol might have lost weight but her face isn't pretty. Neither is her brain after reading that she was reading GWBush's book. She's gained some of the weight back judging by her wedding photos.
"Yeah, unless it's a football or basketball scholarship, there's no way somebody got a full ride."
There are full academic scholarships available. I have lived in this town for 14 years and I know one girl. Full scholarship maintained throughout her 3 years at college. She won freshman, sophomore and senior of the year for her field of study every year. Or how ever you are labeled when you finished 4 years in 3. This September she is off to medical school on a scholarship as well. Not sure if full or not. Now for whatever reason she opted for a small state medical school rather then a renowned school. She's always been a bit of a homebody. Never been classified as gifted etc. Either way it does happen. She is not related to me at all but she's special to my family.
My friend's sister is brilliant. She was valedictorian, student body president when she was a junior (weird I know) and spoke lots of languages. She was good in math, science and English. She got a full scholarship to the local instate university here and did very well. She went on to do research on AIDS in Africa. "Everyone" thought she would become a doctor and do research or something like that, but she chose to research other things. She is just that smart.
Don't they get tired of saying the same things over and over again every time a gun thread comes up? It's always the same people every damn time saying the exact same thing every time.
Attending a few "snowboarding lessons" does not make your dorkness magically disappear.
Stop trying to use words like "dude" "yo" or anything else you picked up on a snowboarding message board in attempt to impress a scrapbooking message board.
Oh geeze, Flanz is turning into Enough. She keeps posting about the shooting spree. Every post is about some new aspect. The victims, the dads, stray bullets, and now she's selling t-shirts about it.
and all the groupies are coming out to defend the tier one pea, even though they say there are no tiers. You know if it was any old pea, they all would have spilled the name...
Why not spill it? If people know it's only because Peabay told them. So clearly she doesn't have a problem with people knowing. Hell she probably wants other people to tell so she can get the credit without having to do the bragging.
And he was outed about that. Then apologized. THEN did it again in 2007! What a piece of shit. I don't care whose dad he is, that makes him a lowlife in my book. Signed, Daughter of a REAL Purple Heart recipient.
Rather than immediately chase his dreams of stage and screen, Dennehy enlisted in the U.S. Marine Corps in 1959, actively serving until 1963. Although he said in numerous interviews that he had spent five years fighting in Vietnam during the Vietnam War, even telling harrowing tales of being hit by shrapnel, it was revealed in the 1998 book Stolen Valor by B.G. Burkett that Dennehy had never served overseas at all during his time in the military. Later that year, Dennehy admitted to the tabloid The Globe "I lied about serving in Vietnam and I'm sorry. That was very wrong of me. There is no real excuse for that. I was a peace-time Marine, and I got out in 1963 without ever serving in Vietnam. I started the story that I had been in 'Nam, and I got stuck with it. Then I didn't know how to set the record straight." Nonetheless, in 2007 Dennehy once again told a reporter that he had served in Vietnam, this time Joanne Kaufman of the Wall Street Journal.[5]
I'd love to hear the real reason the DH was allegedly left out.
I also love that peas swear if they inherited everything, they'd divide it equitably "even if it were $1.47." Bullshit. They'd take everything and go blow it on pea trend crap.
Well of course they would 152, after all they never leave a mess in a movie theater, always return their shopping carts and would go back to the store to return any amount that the store accidentally refunded them.
Gunman at large after killing three Canadian police officers
AP/Moncton Times & Transcript
RESIDENTS OF Moncton, New Brunswick have been told to remain indoors as police search for a 24-year-old who fatally shot three police officers and injured two more Wednesday evening.
It's a terrible thing for our RCMP family to have lost three and injured two in such a small community within minutes of responding. Gunman is still at large. Officers look and sound dejected, sad, and exhausted. It will be a hard recovery. Prayers for all in the community and the families.
Avril Lavigne (sp?) scrapbooks. Chad Kroger did something to one of her scrapbooks and proposed that way (through her book). Doubt she's a pea though...
Yes, stupid peas, fabulously wealthy and famous people from around the globe log into Two Peas NSBR board to get tips on what to do with their 3 day old hamburger. What a bunch of starfuckers. The truth is the vast majority of famous people are incredibly narcissistic and extremely hard to live with. And also, peas are idiots.
169 Anonymous said... 169 168 Anonymous said... 168 AngieVP was a 3x no wonder she couldn't find anyone to munch her carpet. June 6, 2014 at 8:15 PM ^^^^
You are fucking disgusting. What a fucking pig you are. I hope that you die a slow cruel death. June 6, 2014 at 8:19 PM
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Sorry but I see 168s point. 3x makes you a big girl, or guy. And no I wouldn't want to go down on that sweaty nastiness either.
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No, you've missed the whole point of her thread. It's all about some sharp-eyed Pea noticing and praising the butterflies painting that was painfully staged into the photo of the dog and the dh.
Holy hell! There is nothing wrong with that painting. There's a lot to bitch about at the bucket but saying the painting is horrible just makes you look like a dumbass.
Some peas have bought her paintings... I figure she thought she'd keep making sales. Since that probably didn't happen she has to work them in to get praise (and possible sales) again.
I think it's pathetic. Obviously people aren't banging down the shop door to buy them locally...
179 Anonymous said... 179 If people are willing to hand over their hard earned cash for her paintings, I'd say your opinion on them doesn't matter much. June 7, 2014 at 7:42 PM
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Some people will always have more money than taste. I suppose they're hoping it will move them up the pea tier ladder.
I work at a Bariatric clinic so I have some knowledge on the subject of obese people. Many are unable to cleanse their genitalia adequately because their range of motion is limited by their size. Bacteria grows between the folds of the skin and in some cases, obese people have an odor that is really putrid. So basically, the person who said. "fat girls have stinky hoohas" can be pretty accurate and you don't have to stick your face in their crotch to smell it.
I used to work with a man who weighed in the neighborhood of 350 pounds. Nice guy, family man. He smelled awful, and customers and employees alike complained about it a lot. He said it was from a skin breakdown issue.
The first thing the Conservatives have to do is admit that guns are part of the problem Gia LuP. Note I said part of the problem not the entire problem. What is being done now is Conservatives are spending all their time trying to deflect the roll guns play in these senseless murders. Just read the comments on this thread to see what I'm talking about....
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Damn, she's fucking stupid. There are law abiding legal gun owning liberals out there.
She is such a grief whore. She's been trying to be a "big name" at 2peas for years and gun control is now her chosen platform. Between her, French Toast, and flanz (OMG I live in the same county of a shooting so it practically happened to meeeee!) flooding the board with shooting news, I'm so fed up with the whole gun control conversation. So much of Kelpea's BS is regurgitated Sociology 101 talking points from whatever community college she's attending. She thinks she's enlightened. She's just fucking obnoxious.
Who was the devout Catholic pea that made us all laugh when she claimed to be Hispanic? I think we might have nicknamed her "something-Chica". She had an avatar of a globe earth.
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 4874 Newer› Newest»you forgot the "profoundly gifted" one 199. My kid has been described as "gifted" too but then he starts to beat his head with his fists or slap himself in the face and scream for no earthly reason and I tend to doubt the diagnosis. I'd be willing to bet that some of those gifted P kids are out of their fucking minds like mine is most of the time.
If you are having professional pictures taken, why would you leave your cell phone clipped to your belt, and something else clipped in your pocket?
For some reason I though her SO was way older than her...he doesn't look it in the pic...
She looks older than her age, IMO. I'd guess that she was late thirties rather than late twenties/early thirties.
Didn't her boyfriend have some criminal issue or legal problems?
Who said they were professional, 3?
GeorgiaPea is a grade A cunt. And I don't use that word. She is truly deserving of it though.
Link #7?
April's baby daddy looks like he just got done mowing the lawn.
She's a fairly pretty girl. Her BF looks like a loser.
I agree about GeorgiaPea. She's odious.
Exactly 200. Half the peas couldn't wipe their own ass without asking for advice from the forum.
anyone else think this OP is Asslan?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3283026
It crossed my mind, 213. Actually, my first thought was Lowrent made another alter, but the OP isn't argumentative enough to be her.
13-yes.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3283071&pg=2
What is Ravenmist's story, is she a troll? I've never seen her post anything other than contrarian posts while poking people in a troll like manner.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3283041
I don't get the smackdown on MaryMux. "Google it" has historically been a snarky response to questions and now she's getting smacked down for saying so? Or has it become so boring at the bucket that people are looking for a fight anywhere?
JustLIzzy was a cunt for sure with her google it response. Although, when I read further down the thread MaryMux was quite the twunt herself when she chided others for posting foolish links. They're both asshats.
And anyone who's really a law school research librarian should easily be able to find some free project life printables online. She sounds like a total dumbass-or someone like sammel (probably cleans at the library, but claims to be a research librarian the same way sammel is an aide but claims to be a teacher)
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3283020
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Wait. Isn't Aprilfay the Pea whose hubby was learning a new language and taking trips with another woman? And she was cool with it?
Wrong pea?
Wrong pea 20 aprilfay's baby daddy already had other kids, didn't want to marry her or have her stay home with the kid and yet now she's on to number 2. I wonder who it will play out in the long term. I'm not even sure that they're married now.
And she's a fucking idiot for her dd's name, I guess the kid could go by Brie, but wtf naming the kid after some minor character in a ancient poem about the Trojan war?
Wait. Isn't Aprilfay the Pea whose hubby was learning a new language and taking trips with another woman? And she was cool with it?
Wrong pea?
May 20, 2014 at 2:37 PM
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That wasn't aprils bf, whichever pea that was her dh was a pilot. No way that cholo is a pilot.
Yes, wrong pea. 21 is correct. I don't think they ever got married. If they had, I'm sure she would have made a big deal about it or at least posted pictures.
That guy looks like a total loser.
That name she picked is really, really bad.
That name she picked is really, really bad.
May 20, 2014 at 4:36 PM
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It is and no one will tell her.
I read the name and had no idea how to pronounce it. She's going to hate roll call on the first day of school every year. I remember dreading it and was so embarrassed when the teachers butchered my name. Sometimes the other kids would laugh and when you're a kid that's a big deal - it's horrible when everyone you meet for the first time struggles to pronounce your name.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3283146
Another wwyd jobs post.
Who said they were professional, 3?
---- The "editing" of the first two pictures tell me they are not professional. The sleeveless shirt, clipped on phone, knife in the pocket (judging by the clip that's sticking out), and that horrible shirt April has on all scream "We went to a cookout and someone pulled out a camera."
Any Peas live
Nope, sorry; we're all (brain) dead.
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Boy ain't that the truth.
https://twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3236957
She IS a pain in the head! lol
She has never been on my radar. What makes you say that, 29?
# 30, She is a charter member of the dumb shits club!!!
#29, why link a thread that's a year old?
It's a tired old trick of trying to get someone to post on the thread without noticing that it's an old one. Then, people start "outing" blog bitches @@
She's hoping people will respond to it and out themselves as blog bitches. Quite an evil blog bitch she is.
Meh... it livened the blog for about 3 seconds...
old pea new name started 5 new threads today. She needs to change her moniker to old pen new thread. The woman is weird, plain and simple.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3283223
I like the 'helicopter' comment. So every time you donate blood you should have a parade in your honor.
Good lord Just Lizzy is a ..... I'll be nice - a BITCH.
What's her back story? Is there a justifiable reason for her bitchiness?
I wondered just how Amazing the kid's scholarship was, 237. Dollars to doughnuts he got $1000 and his helicopter mother thinks it should take precedence over kids who got better offers.
he was accepted into an honors college with a full ride
Suck it, 39.
and no one knows...
I call BS. No one gives full rides anymore.
Yeah, unless it's a football or basketball scholarship, there's no way somebody got a full ride.
And is this the thread where the OP mentioned UT Arlington? It's a fucking satellite school.
Typical pea mom
Good lord Just Lizzy is a ..... I'll be nice - a BITCH.
What's her back story? Is there a justifiable reason for her bitchiness?
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She is just one of those unhappy people. She likes to say she is "deaf" and uses that for sympathy a lot. Even though she isn't deaf, she is hard of hearing and has hearing aids.
I avoid her inside out ugliness when at all possible.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3283359
"feel the breezes", I'm not a grammar Nazi but that just sounds wrong to me.
Sounds fine for the beach...
Briseis. Wrong, just wrong.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3283430
I think she's going to be a Grandma before long!
You know the world is coming to the end when everyone agrees with Lynlam.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3283423
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3283487
This sounds like pea exaggeration to me.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3283462
There are an awful lot of OCD Peas. Who wants to spend all that time organizing clothes? I put my shirts together, and sweaters together, etc. That's it. And anyway I don't have that many clothes!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3283447
WTF does she only have one set of sheets? FFS go to Wal Mart and grab a cheap set that will do until you get the new bed.
"WTF does she only have one set of sheets? FFS go to Wal Mart and grab a cheap set that will do until you get the new bed."
Paige is so fucking annoying! I don't know how she wipes her ass without asking the Peas!
51 Anonymous said... 51
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3283462
There are an awful lot of OCD Peas. Who wants to spend all that time organizing clothes? I put my shirts together, and sweaters together, etc. That's it. And anyway I don't have that many clothes!
May 26, 2014 at 3:39 AM
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Seems like a waste of time, one said it makes laundry easier? Not getting the correlation.
I separate my laundry but whites, colors and darks but I don't organize my closet that way.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3283487
This sounds like pea exaggeration to me.
May 25, 2014 at 7:14 PM
Oh, you could bank on it. She's the crazy bitch who went bananas when it snowed in Dallas, and she expected her husband to drive home from out of state in the storm, because she was OUT OF WINE. She's a fucking lunatic.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3283535&pg=1
hop2 "Thankfully there were no crowds at the copy of the magna carta because that was more difficult to read. Being 800 years old they definitely formed letters differently, also the old English added a twist is difficulty."
KateGladstone "Anyone trying to read the Magna Carta as "old English" faces more than "difficulty."
The Magna Carta isn't _in_ English — old or otherwise.
It's in Latin."
ha ha ha! hop2 is a fucking dumbass!
Biochempea is a fucking cunt on the cursive thread. Whether I agree with her or not, she's so over the top cuntish. I guess now we know why her DH is never home.
Georgiapea is a bitter dried up old hag.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3283542
So why did Just Lizzy get a 24 hour ban??
Because it's Tuesday, mildly sunny, with a half inch of rain expected in Seattle. That violates one of Jeff and Kristina's top ten rules.
Maybe a troll I.D. was associated with her account...
Could be. But it's more likely that Kristina gave Matt ten dollars and a blow job to hack into Just Lizzy's bank account, where she discovered that Just Lizzy had purchased the exact Michael Kors handbag she had her eye on. Big no-no.
So now we know that JustLizzy has at least one troll ID. I'm sure she has others that she doesn't want to be associated with.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3281124
I'm always amused when somebody promotes a politician but can't even spell his name correctly. Mitch Romney--Mitt's little-known brother?
Could be auto correct.
Ha!, lauren trying to call out obliolait on that Enough call-out thread. Hey lauren, why don't you sue him for emotional distress since your parents wouldn't let you move in their basement and you can't afford pot so you have to drink instead.
It's the brain dead people like 66 that ruin the bucket for the rest of us.
Right, because lauren never ruins it for the rest of us.
God, even scappower must get sick of her holier than though self sometime.
62 Anonymous said... 62
Could be. But it's more likely that Kristina gave Matt ten dollars and a blow job to hack into Just Lizzy's bank account, where she discovered that Just Lizzy had purchased the exact Michael Kors handbag she had her eye on. Big no-no.
May 27, 2014 at 8:42 AM
1. Matt doesn't work there.
2. I think he's gay.
70 - Those mere trifles wouldn't stop Kristina.
Are you talking about this Kristina?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/user_profile/55230/
If she's not married to Jeff, co-owner of Two Peas, and swaps stockings with Matt, then no.
71 Anonymous said... 71
70 - Those mere trifles wouldn't stop Kristina.
May 27, 2014 at 2:39 PM
1. She doesn't need Matt to do things at HER office...especially when he doesn't even work there.
2. You're trying too hard.
74 is the Life of the Party who loudly tries to deconstruct every single statement in order to wow the crowd with her brilliance, never realizing what an incredible bore she is. Go home.
74 must be FraidyCrapper. She tries oh so hard to talk above every one. She tries way too hard to dazzle with brilliance, but only baffles with bullshit.
75/76 (don't deny it). You look more and more like an idiot with every post.
Yawwwwwwwwwwwnnnn....
77 - two different people, idiot
I am 76, but not 75 and I'm no idiot. Not by any stretch of the imagination.
Yawwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnn...
So boring...
"You're an idiot, no you're an idiot..."
Well, by all means 80, go back to trashing Crafter Beth's hair. That's so much more interesting.
I hate Lucy's picture. Everyone I see it, I think she looks like a condescending bitch.
Lucy likes those hideous Crocs. Says it is because she is old. No, it is because she is frumpy. I'm probably as old as she is and would never put my feet into those ugly shoes. Just because you are a certain age, you don't have to dress ugly. But then again, there probably isn't much help for her anyway.
75 Anonymous said... 75
74 is the Life of the Party who loudly tries to deconstruct every single statement in order to wow the crowd with her brilliance, never realizing what an incredible bore she is. Go home.
May 27, 2014 at 4:33 PM
You call this a party? Talk about being an incredible bore.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3283535&pg=2
AN's full of shit on the cursive thread.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3283688
Hey, Just Lazy, maybe they banned you temporarily because you're a bitter old bitch. And you don't have freedom of speech on a website that you chose to join. They own it and can do what they want with it; you're not entitled to it.
Looks like 2Peafaithful's mom has now divorced the guy the stole her son's Christmas money. That sure was a quick divorce.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3283614
And for background, the round about thread on the money theft. She sure can make a short story long.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3266520&pg=2
Poor delphinium twinkle, I think she's a little slow. Why anyone would defend enough is beyond me.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3283624
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Where does myshelly even live? Her life experience is so different from the average American.
I don't know where myshelly lives but I remember on a thread about using the phone she claimed to hate talking on the phone and NEVER EVER did. I find it hard to believe that she can do that.
She is an over the top control freak. So far, they have coached all their kids' sports teams, so they can control the schedule and communication. Their oldest is 7, I wonder how long that can last? She also claims all her family lives within 20 minutes of each other, and that no one wants to move for any reason. I can understand wanting to stay by family, but no one needs to move for jobs or anything? She just seems to live in a cult or something.
Was just lizzy's thread pulled again?
82 Anonymous said... 82
I hate Lucy's picture. Everyone I see it, I think she looks like a condescending bitch.
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That's because she is a condescending bitch.
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Where does myshelly even live? Her life experience is so different from the average American.
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I love how both her and her dh agreed not to take jobs that involved travel. I bet they're both jealous control freaks who have to have their eyes on each other at all times.
I never talk on the phone either. With texting, Facebook and email, it's not that unusual anymore.
Really 95? So your dentist, eye doctor and auto mechanic all let you make appointments without using a phone?
Actually yes and my dentist sends a text to remind me of the appointment the day before. I make my BMW appointments online too. Welcome to the 21st century, 96.
http://i.imgur.com/nqwFd.jpg
It's a previously owned BMW but not that previous. LOL
That bears repeating 93.
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Poor delphinium twinkle, I think she's a little slow. Why anyone would defend enough is beyond me.
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Because she wasn't the one being a fucking twit. DT does seem a little lacking in the brains department.
You just know Lucy has an alter that she uses for being a mean girl.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3283796
Yes paigepea you are special, short bus special.
https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3283773
I actually thought that was a great title and it made me laugh. Amazing how many people are coming in there and supporting her (Paige's) dumbass, who is supposedly married to a doctor (which I sincerely have doubts about).
96 - I know that I can schedule an oil change with my mechanic via website. My kid's orthodontist sends text and email reminders for appointments as well as call. I can set up our profile so they don't call me. More and more places are offering text reminders and I prefer it. Something about seeing it in writing helps me remember better than a phone call.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3283773
CArolg being a world class bitch for absolutely no reason. Ten bucks that she will never go back on the thread to apologize.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3283812
I think scrappowers favorite phrase is "Nothing new."
The more carolg posts, the more I can see what kind of person she is. Not very pretty at all.
Paige be drives me insane! I laughed at that call out thread! She seriously has to ask the Peas about every little thing. Her doctor husband obviously doesn't care that she is an idiot.
I'm pretty sure the "doctor" didn't marry her for her brains.
The more carolg posts, the more I can see what kind of person she is. Not very pretty at all.
May 29, 2014 at 12:22 PM
I'm surprised that more people didn't realize what bitch carolgscrapper is before her latest tantrum. She hit my radar a long time ago, but after that snowed-in meltdown of hers, I'm kind of shocked that anyone still thought she was a nice person.
Maybe not everyone is on everyone's radar. Many things that you see get missed by many others and vice versa.
she started on my radar with the 3 second O guy. Totally crass and braggy...although I'm not sure an O in 3 seconds is something to brag about. Anyway, I don't remember much else about her...any highlights?
@111 what snowed in tantrum?
There was a huge snowstorm, and her DH was away on work. She didn't plan ahead, so she had no food for her or her teenage DS (or so she says, I find it really hard to believe she had nothing at all to eat), and she was out of wine, so she demander her DH drive home from the airport, in extremely dangerous weather. I think there was even a 'no travel advisory" for her area. She demanded he drive home and bring food and wine. She frantically posted updates about where he was and how long it was taking. The minute he got home she posted a flip "make sure your loved ones stay where they are, it's really dangerous out there", then left the thread.
She was HUGE, lost weight, snagged her wine driver and looked HUGE again in her wedding photos. He was tricked.
www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2839675
I don't see any wedding photos.
That's not her wedding photos, that's why 117. Those are her weight loss photos.
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http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3018212
https://twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3215523
Why did she get divorced? In her weight loss pics, she says her DH took the new pic, so I'm assuming she got divorced after the 2009 weight loss, then got married again in 2013. What was the reason?
I wouldn't say she looked huge in her wedding photos, but she does look like she put some weight back on.
"I'm pretty sure the "doctor" didn't marry her for her brains."
let's see Paige isn't pretty, a few years ago she asked the peas if she should get a manicure or a bikini wax and the peas had to tell her her dh would prefer the wax. I remember when she was pregnant she said how long the hair grew. Maybe her dh likes her for making hummus weekly.
Carol might have lost weight but her face isn't pretty. Neither is her brain after reading that she was reading GWBush's book. She's gained some of the weight back judging by her wedding photos.
Why did Mary Mary take down her blog?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3283958
She didn't take it down. I found it by Googling. Her last post says she won't be posting anymore, though.
Does it say why?
I think she just got bored with it. Her posts had become more and more sporadic.
Did carolg/3SecondO have divorce drama? I'm trying to remember if it was him or her that left?
"Yeah, unless it's a football or basketball scholarship, there's no way somebody got a full ride."
There are full academic scholarships available. I have lived in this town for 14 years and I know one girl. Full scholarship maintained throughout her 3 years at college. She won freshman, sophomore and senior of the year for her field of study every year. Or how ever you are labeled when you finished 4 years in 3. This September she is off to medical school on a scholarship as well. Not sure if full or not. Now for whatever reason she opted for a small state medical school rather then a renowned school. She's always been a bit of a homebody. Never been classified as gifted etc. Either way it does happen. She is not related to me at all but she's special to my family.
My friend's sister is brilliant. She was valedictorian, student body president when she was a junior (weird I know) and spoke lots of languages. She was good in math, science and English. She got a full scholarship to the local instate university here and did very well. She went on to do research on AIDS in Africa. "Everyone" thought she would become a doctor and do research or something like that, but she chose to research other things. She is just that smart.
"Yeah, unless it's a football or basketball scholarship, there's no way somebody got a full ride."
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Whoever said that is a dumb fuck and assumes their experience is the only way the world works.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3284168
I find it hard to believe that in 2014 there is a cell company that can't block numbers.
Don't they get tired of saying the same things over and over again every time a gun thread comes up? It's always the same people every damn time saying the exact same thing every time.
"Power to the People" shut the fuck up Kelp, you're an imbecile.
Like a monkey fucking a football. They'll stayed entertained for hours with their gun threads.
Days.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3284230
Pennyring,
Attending a few "snowboarding lessons" does not make your dorkness magically disappear.
Stop trying to use words like "dude" "yo" or anything else you picked up on a snowboarding message board in attempt to impress a scrapbooking message board.
Be yourself.
Punk.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3284255
This is the kind of thread you get when a socially retarded person can't figure out what is acceptable and polite on her own.
Oh geeze, Flanz is turning into Enough. She keeps posting about the shooting spree. Every post is about some new aspect. The victims, the dads, stray bullets, and now she's selling t-shirts about it.
Who is Brian Dennehy's daughter? I knew before, but I can't remember. It seems she was a regularly posting pea.
supposedly peababy is...but I'm pretty sure it is pea legend...
No, she is. But who cares? He's just a B-level actor.
What's the stolen valor thing about that was posted about him on the thread?
The monkeys are fucking the football again and Flanz is furiously posting shooting spree posts to break Enough's record.
and all the groupies are coming out to defend the tier one pea, even though they say there are no tiers. You know if it was any old pea, they all would have spilled the name...
Why not spill it? If people know it's only because Peabay told them. So clearly she doesn't have a problem with people knowing. Hell she probably wants other people to tell so she can get the credit without having to do the bragging.
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What's the stolen valor thing about that was posted about him on the thread?
June 3, 2014 at 5:35 PM
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He lied about serving in Vietnam, he was a Marine but he never left the states.
And he was outed about that. Then apologized. THEN did it again in 2007! What a piece of shit. I don't care whose dad he is, that makes him a lowlife in my book.
Signed,
Daughter of a REAL Purple Heart recipient.
He did it again in 2007? Where? Miss that...
Rather than immediately chase his dreams of stage and screen, Dennehy enlisted in the U.S. Marine Corps in 1959, actively serving until 1963. Although he said in numerous interviews that he had spent five years fighting in Vietnam during the Vietnam War, even telling harrowing tales of being hit by shrapnel, it was revealed in the 1998 book Stolen Valor by B.G. Burkett that Dennehy had never served overseas at all during his time in the military. Later that year, Dennehy admitted to the tabloid The Globe "I lied about serving in Vietnam and I'm sorry. That was very wrong of me. There is no real excuse for that. I was a peace-time Marine, and I got out in 1963 without ever serving in Vietnam. I started the story that I had been in 'Nam, and I got stuck with it. Then I didn't know how to set the record straight." Nonetheless, in 2007 Dennehy once again told a reporter that he had served in Vietnam, this time Joanne Kaufman of the Wall Street Journal.[5]
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Well it's a good thing I'm wearing my adult diapers (wish I was kidding) because I laughed so hard I pee'd a little (I am kidding about that part!)
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3284360&pg=1
I'd love to hear the real reason the DH was allegedly left out.
I also love that peas swear if they inherited everything, they'd divide it equitably "even if it were $1.47." Bullshit. They'd take everything and go blow it on pea trend crap.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3284093&pg=4
What is AmeliaBloomer babbling about? WTF is her point?
Well of course they would 152, after all they never leave a mess in a movie theater, always return their shopping carts and would go back to the store to return any amount that the store accidentally refunded them.
I swear Krazyscrapper sounds like she's not all there most of the time.
who is rainbow_scrapper? The bitch is a nutball.
Gunman at large after killing three Canadian police officers
AP/Moncton Times & Transcript
RESIDENTS OF Moncton, New Brunswick have been told to remain indoors as police search for a 24-year-old who fatally shot three police officers and injured two more Wednesday evening.
It's a terrible thing for our RCMP family to have lost three and injured two in such a small community within minutes of responding. Gunman is still at large. Officers look and sound dejected, sad, and exhausted. It will be a hard recovery. Prayers for all in the community and the families.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3284228
Avril Lavigne (sp?) scrapbooks. Chad Kroger did something to one of her scrapbooks and proposed that way (through her book). Doubt she's a pea though...
Kelps father was a member of Spanky and our gang. Stymie IIRC. Explains a lot.
Yes, stupid peas, fabulously wealthy and famous people from around the globe log into Two Peas NSBR board to get tips on what to do with their 3 day old hamburger. What a bunch of starfuckers. The truth is the vast majority of famous people are incredibly narcissistic and extremely hard to live with. And also, peas are idiots.
#161 and you bitchalicious are their tin foil hat wearing leader
" The truth is the vast majority of famous people are incredibly narcissistic and extremely hard to live with."
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Sounds like many of the peas.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3284456
I've heard dogs take after their owners.
Kelpea only put the crying smiley on the active shooter thread because she wasn't the first to post it.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3284509
Why put a watermark on freaking candid pictures? There's nothing remotely professional about them.
Because the peas think they are the second coming of Ansel Adams or Annie Leibovitz.
AngieVP was a 3x no wonder she couldn't find anyone to munch her carpet.
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AngieVP was a 3x no wonder she couldn't find anyone to munch her carpet.
June 6, 2014 at 8:15 PM
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You are fucking disgusting. What a fucking pig you are. I hope that you die a slow cruel death.
169 Anonymous said... 169
168 Anonymous said... 168
AngieVP was a 3x no wonder she couldn't find anyone to munch her carpet.
June 6, 2014 at 8:15 PM
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You are fucking disgusting. What a fucking pig you are. I hope that you die a slow cruel death.
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Sorry but I see 168s point. 3x makes you a big girl, or guy. And no I wouldn't want to go down on that sweaty nastiness either.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3284456
I've heard dogs take after their owners.
June 5, 2014 at 2:46 PM
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No, you've missed the whole point of her thread. It's all about some sharp-eyed Pea noticing and praising the butterflies painting that was painfully staged into the photo of the dog and the dh.
That butterfly painting is horrible.
Holy hell! There is nothing wrong with that painting. There's a lot to bitch about at the bucket but saying the painting is horrible just makes you look like a dumbass.
I like the butterfly painting, too.
The bukkit and this place are dead, dead, dead.
I wonder if Mrs. Typhus will return to the bukkit now that she's out for summer?
I doubt it. How long has she been gone now?
That butterfly painting is lame.
Some peas have bought her paintings... I figure she thought she'd keep making sales. Since that probably didn't happen she has to work them in to get praise (and possible sales) again.
I think it's pathetic. Obviously people aren't banging down the shop door to buy them locally...
paintings are the new cookies
If people are willing to hand over their hard earned cash for her paintings, I'd say your opinion on them doesn't matter much.
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If people are willing to hand over their hard earned cash for her paintings, I'd say your opinion on them doesn't matter much.
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Some people will always have more money than taste. I suppose they're hoping it will move them up the pea tier ladder.
I wasn't aware that freebird was a top tier pea of any sort. Maybe they just like the paintings.
fuck you 169. Fat girls have stinky hoohas and without a gas mask I wouldnt go near that.
Holy shit 182 how many fat girl hoohas have you sniffed, anyways?
I have sniffed zero during this lifetime...
Have you ever walked into a restroom stall after a big girl was walked out? OMG rank and nasty and no it wasn't a shit smell it was a unwashed hoo ha.
Can't say I haven't, 185.
I work at a Bariatric clinic so I have some knowledge on the subject of obese people. Many are unable to cleanse their genitalia adequately because their range of motion is limited by their size. Bacteria grows between the folds of the skin and in some cases, obese people have an odor that is really putrid. So basically, the person who said. "fat girls have stinky hoohas" can be pretty accurate and you don't have to stick your face in their crotch to smell it.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3284688
Sounds like BB forgot to take *her* meds today.
I used to work with a man who weighed in the neighborhood of 350 pounds. Nice guy, family man. He smelled awful, and customers and employees alike complained about it a lot. He said it was from a skin breakdown issue.
All Bergdorf's excuses just make me think she and her family are grifters.
I thought the butterfly print looked like something I've seen in a Hallmark store.
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No thanks, Craftchicka!
I just put him in a coupla days ago. It amused me.
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It would only amuse a 4 year old. Unless you're an adult with zero brain cells.
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well, Nodoze, as I've said before, not until one of their own is taken out. Sad, but true.
Even Letterman said the same thing this week on his show.
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"taken out" ????????????????????
Your old school thug is showing seaweed..
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The first thing the Conservatives have to do is admit that guns are part of the problem Gia LuP. Note I said part of the problem not the entire problem. What is being done now is Conservatives are spending all their time trying to deflect the roll guns play in these senseless murders. Just read the comments on this thread to see what I'm talking about....
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Damn, she's fucking stupid. There are law abiding legal gun owning liberals out there.
She's trying to make it a party line discussion.
She has no brains.
She is such a grief whore. She's been trying to be a "big name" at 2peas for years and gun control is now her chosen platform. Between her, French Toast, and flanz (OMG I live in the same county of a shooting so it practically happened to meeeee!) flooding the board with shooting news, I'm so fed up with the whole gun control conversation. So much of Kelpea's BS is regurgitated Sociology 101 talking points from whatever community college she's attending. She thinks she's enlightened. She's just fucking obnoxious.
I'm 94 and was referring to Kelp, not Krazy. Sorry :/
I knew who you were referring to. Your post says her name. Can't be too sure about who would miss that and think you meant Krazy though.
It's sad things need pointed out so often for the stupid people here though.
Kelpea is going off the deep end on the shooting news posting. I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for her.
She could care less about the people she just wants to prove a point.
Who was the devout Catholic pea that made us all laugh when she claimed to be Hispanic? I think we might have nicknamed her "something-Chica". She had an avatar of a globe earth.
How interesting. I think that finally unable to resist, Enuff just outed herself this evening on the gun thread.
That was Mapchic(a), 399. Another bigot/know-it-all in the Burning Feather mold.
I'm a progressive, but Seaweed is even grating on me. She's the leftwing version of that idiot Typhus. They just vomit up talking points.
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