Thursday, October 11, 2012

Space 10/11/12

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Anonymous said...

Hi, bitches!

Anonymous said...

22Anonymous said... 22 21, I just looked at her picture and I'm not sure what point you're making. What does her daughter's picture say to you?

October 11, 2012 10:05 AM

LOL 21 here and I did not make the homely comment after that.

To 22, I don't need to answer your question. I made a statement. Make your statements and move along. That's what the blog is for.

Anonymous said...

Fuckity fuck fuck ya all

Anonymous said...

Gee 2, someone asked you a question and you can't asnwer it?

Anonymous said...

4Anonymous said... 4 Gee 2, someone asked you a question and you can't asnwer it?

October 11, 2012 7:32 PM

Someone makes a statement because they have their own opinion. No need to question what someone thinks. It's simple. Yet, there is always someone here bitching, moaning and picking fights but no one owes them a damn thing.

I don't get all the questioning of peoples opinions on here lately. It's just some fat ass bitch with nothing better to do. (not saying it's you 4 lol, if it is, stop that shit).

Anonymous said...

4Anonymous said... 4 Gee 2, someone asked you a question and you can't asnwer it?

October 11, 2012 7:32 PM

why?

Anonymous said...

It's just some fat ass bitch with nothing better to do. (not saying it's you 4 lol, if it is, stop that shit).

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You wish someone was as fat as you.

Anonymous said...

Who let Lauren in? Whoever it is with the "smart" retorts sure sounds like her.

Anonymous said...

I don't get all the questioning of peoples opinions on here lately. It's just some fat ass bitch with nothing better to do. (not saying it's you 4 lol, if it is, stop that shit).

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I'm sorry, but you need to knock off your shit. You think you control things around here? Maybe in your shithole where you live but not here.

Go fuck yourself and remove that stick up your ass.

Anonymous said...

Would it be tacky looking to install white kitchen cabinets with beige floor tile?

Anonymous said...

Thanks for calling me smart 8.

9? Fuck you, I think you read wrong but go ahead and fuck yourself too, remove *your* stick and stop trying to control things. You're fucking insane, really!

Anonymous said...

10Anonymous said... 10 Would it be tacky looking to install white kitchen cabinets with beige floor tile?

October 11, 2012 8:03 PM

LOL Are you going to ask about day bed fabric too? :P

Anonymous said...

9Anonymous said... 9 I don't get all the questioning of peoples opinions on here lately. It's just some fat ass bitch with nothing better to do. (not saying it's you 4 lol, if it is, stop that shit).

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I'm sorry, but you need to knock off your shit. You think you control things around here? Maybe in your shithole where you live but not here.

Go fuck yourself and remove that stick up your ass.

October 11, 2012 8:01 PM

ITA with #5! You just sound bitter #9.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3197585

Isn't this OP on the bible-thumper side? If so, my guess is it's something as minor as finding out her kid is agnostic or something.

Anonymous said...

I guess nobody wants to join the "I love Paul Ryan" official fan club?

crickets.

Anonymous said...

Biden cracked the whip and had that smug fuck on the run all through the debate. All the losing side can focus on is bad veneers and smirks. And they went from praising the mod at the beginning when Lyin' Ryan won a few points, to hating her, once Joe got warmed up. Translation---We are sore losers.


Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3197572


*snicker*

Wonder if she'll have to resort to a bump?

Anonymous said...

Responding to 160 & 161 from previous thread:

160
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http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3197429

well this one got lively after bitch from hell showed up

161
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I think so many people have bitch on wheels on ignore these days because hardly anyone even responds to her posts anymore.

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I agree. I think a lot of the Peas have finally had it with Lauren's hateful bullshit and most of them just ignore all of her threads.

I also think she got a warning after her last meltdown and has to tread carefully if she wants to maintain her only form of human contact.

She really seems to hate everyone, but young women especially.

Anonymous said...

ITA 100% 18.

Anonymous said...

Forget the political crap, something about Paul Ryan skeeves me out. Those gym pics - omg gross douchebag eww.

Anonymous said...

Ryan is a poser and a turd. He's got his eyes on a Sarah Palinesque cash bonanza as soon as the campaign is over.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3197586

Scissor would rather be sweaty in public then obese in public. I would say that might piss a bunch of Peas off but they'd never open a thread called Women and Gym so I think she is safe.

Anonymous said...

I'd rather see more women sweaty in public than obsese. Some peas can benefit from joining a gym and working out.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3197585
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gay?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/user_profile/133550/

Amazonian Woman! Scary! Losing weight doesn't make the ugly go away.

Where's the cookbook Squeals?

Anonymous said...

Bill Maher called Ryan "Eddy Munster" - lmfao!

Anonymous said...

#24, It will be interesting to see if she eventually spills the beans about what the kid was reading/doing online. I feel sorry for her if it is something really upsetting.

gay? agnostic? goth?

Anonymous said...

26Anonymous said... 26 Bill Maher called Ryan "Eddy Munster" - lmfao!

October 12, 2012 7:54 AM

Not that funny. Bill Maher is a douchebag (there's even a facebook page called that).

I don't like or dislike Ryan either. Bill Maher does nothing for me.

Anonymous said...

@28 - I agree, Bill Maher is not for everybody. He an certainly be a douchebag, but he still makes me laugh. Besides, I just wanted to hack on Paul Ryan ;)

Anonymous said...

#24 and #27 - even worse...DEMOCRAT????

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3197609

If Michael Vick were white, they'd all be saying he deserves another chance and that he's paid his debt.

The peas have made me a cynic and I don't like it. Time to take a break.

Anonymous said...

Ahhh #30, that made me LOL!

Anonymous said...

#24 and #27 - even worse...DEMOCRAT????


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LMAO. If so, keep WN away from all knives, guns and pills.

Anonymous said...

Is that squillen in her avatar?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3197640


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Newsflash squillen, making abortions illegal won't stop them, they will just become dangerous back alley procedures that result in more dead women. How's that war on drugs working out? People still do drugs and they are illegal.

Anonymous said...

34Anonymous said... 34 Is that squillen in her avatar?

October 12, 2012 9:33 AM

Yes and it's scary!

Anonymous said...

Say goodbye to your IVF if Rmoney gets elected. But perhaps that is a good thing since we will suddenly have plenty of perfectly good children that need a good home with abortion being illegal.

Anonymous said...

Re: Squillen
It looks like she lost weight. If so, good for her. But I don't like the picture.

Re; Ryan
The peas seem more interested in how good looking Romney/Ryan are, rather than the political aspects. Makes me embarrassed to be a woman.

Michael Vick:
That guy is scum. I refuse to open any thread about him and read about how great an athletic he is. Great athletic and a scum ball.


Anonymous said...

Say goodbye to your IVF if Rmoney gets elected. But perhaps that is a good thing since we will suddenly have plenty of perfectly good children that need a good home with abortion being illegal.


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Bingo.

Anonymous said...

Squillen: " no. I don't think women should go to prison for having an abortion. Fine them, yes - but no jailtime. Our prison population is already maxed out."




Then abortion REALLY isn't the same as murder, is it?

If it were, you'd all be advocating for stiff penalties on par with existing murder statutes.

And if it were, you all would be against ANY exceptions.

Fucking imbecile.

Anonymous said...

Get out of here with your logic, 40.

Anonymous said...

I know this is a bit too invested, but I almost threw up when I read about Michael Vick. Disgusting, murdering POS. Being a good athlete has nothing to do with his complete lack of remorse. SMH

Anonymous said...

Squillen is about as smart as a box of rocks. She looks pissed about something in her new avatar photo. If she lost weight, it's probably from lapband. Maybe she photoshopped that photo. Either way, she's an ugly hag.

Anonymous said...

Get out of here with your logic, 40.

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Yeah, no kidding.

Anonymous said...

Well, small (tiny) point to Squeals for answering.


99% percent of the anti-choicers steadfastly ignore the "penalty for a woman obtaining an abortion?" question.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3197585
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gay?

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That's what I'm thinking, gay, she probably found gay porn.

Anonymous said...

It's sad when a parent thinks the worst thing a teen could be is gay.

Anonymous said...

It's sad when a parent thinks the worst thing a teen could be is gay.

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Poor guy. Hopefully in 20 years, being gay will not be a big deal to anyone.

Anonymous said...

MyMindsEyedPea
Thinking outside the bucket
PeaNut 80947 - April 2003
Posts: 5627 Layouts: 183
Loc: Sacramento-bouts

Posted: 10/11/2012 9:40:36 PM
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I haven't bought tp for about a year now.
Not sure what pennyring does but we use wet wipes instead.
I found a pack of 80 somethin at the dollar store that's alcohol and anti freeze free. 3 packs lasts us a month.
Both my daughter and I are prone to blatter infections and after using these has greatly reduced our occurrences.

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on the toilet paper thread.

WTH is a blatter infection? and thank god her wet wipes are anti freeze free!

Anonymous said...

#48, I hope so

Anonymous said...

Is your DH a gamer?
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No, I married a man not a boy.

Anonymous said...

What's the difference between playing a few hours of video games and sitting in front of the tv with your hands deep down in your crotch with a beer watching football?

Hobbies are hobbies, until they interfere with your responsibilities.

Anonymous said...

Gaming interferes with responsibilities.

Anonymous said...

I honestly don't see much of a difference between gaming and obsessive sports watching. My friend's husband is ridiculous. Every time we visit there is sports on. I mean, christ on a cracker, you invited us to come spend time with you TURN OF THE FUCKIN' TV!

Anonymous said...

shit....*off

Anonymous said...

Squillen is about as smart as a box of rocks. She looks pissed about something in her new avatar photo. If she lost weight, it's probably from lapband. Maybe she photoshopped that photo. Either way, she's an ugly hag.

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Would you mind posting your new avatar photo to compare. I'd like to judge for myself who is uglier.

Um, no? Yeah I didn't think so but then I don't need to see your face, I can tell who is uglier.

Anonymous said...

Take a break from here as well @31. If you are incapable of recognizing what a heinous person Vick is and you think it's just because he's black...then you are more fucked up in the head then all the peas put together.
Color has nothing to do with this one, fighting two animals to the death as a form of sport and to make money is sick and immoral no matter what damn color you are. For once the outraged peas have got it right.

Anonymous said...

Any hobby, screen time or drinks at the bar can interfere with responsibilities.

How many Peas would flip shit if their husbands tried to tell them they were spending too much time on TwoPeas/FB/Pinterest?

Anonymous said...

Then abortion REALLY isn't the same as murder, is it?

If it were, you'd all be advocating for stiff penalties on par with existing murder statutes.

And if it were, you all would be against ANY exceptions.

Fucking imbecile.


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........they'd be holding funeral services for miscarriages.

Anonymous said...

Would you mind posting your new avatar photo to compare. I'd like to judge for myself who is uglier.

Um, no? Yeah I didn't think so but then I don't need to see your face, I can tell who is uglier.

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Hi Squillen! I'm not that stupid to post my photo on some message board.... unlike you.

Anonymous said...

LOL! Squillen certainly is ugly, no doubt about that!

Anonymous said...

Staph is "getting her GOP on" right now at the Romney rally. lol Selling dildos has gotten to her head. She must think she's going to become a millionaire. You know the GOP, all about being up in your vagina.

Anonymous said...

Shocker. The peas who've got their panties in a twist over Joe Biden and claiming 'incivility!' were the same ones high-fiving each other when that douchebag republican shouted out "You lie!" during the state of the union.



smh

Anonymous said...

2 Anonymous said...

To 22, I don't need to answer your question. I made a statement. Make your statements and move along. That's what the blog is for.

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What the hell is wrong with you?
Yeah, you made a statement that nobody understood and I was just asking what you meant.

If you have to make statements that nobody can understand and refuse to say wth you're talking about, why bother?

Anonymous said...

If I wanted to be ruled by Catholic dogma I'd move to fucking Rome.

Anonymous said...

Let it go 64. Obviously, she has no understanding of her statement and feels as though she doesn't need to explain anything.

Anonymous said...

Let it go, 66? I only responded to the craziness once, so I'm not really holding onto anything. Moving on.

Anonymous said...

Squeals! Doing the photoshop on her avatar photo so she doesn't look so fat?

Anonymous said...

Forget the political crap, something about Paul Ryan skeeves me out. Those gym pics - omg gross douchebag eww.

October 11, 2012 11:58 PM



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Well Lindsey Lohan, Donald Trump and Ted Nugent think he's dreamy.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3197711

A Lesson in Full Body Smirking, by Mrs. Tyler, eh?

That's a whole lotta body smirking in her case!

Anonymous said...

Bill Maher called Ryan "Eddy Munster" - lmfao!

THAT'S who he looks like! lol

Anonymous said...

RIght...more like Body Guffaw.....

Anonymous said...

Typhus is too fucking stupid to realize how she constantly contradicts herself like the stupid Smirk thread. She is outraged when people attack her and calls them immature and hateful, and then she goes and posts that shit. What a fucking idiot. I'm willing to bet her students are WAY more mature than she is.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3197721

Take the kid to the library and let her pick out a book ffs. Is this really something you need to ask the peas about? Or did you just want to mention: "DD is in 6th but is in advanced classes so the she chooses needs to be above her grade level."

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3197653


Oh fuck off Lauren, you're just not participating in election threads because you were a disgusting pig one too many times and have been hand slapped into fluff threads about your granddaughter, blenders and crock pots. Don't think for a minute that you won't be just as nasty once the election is over and people settle back into the regular Pea drama.

Anonymous said...

Greek salad, broccoli salad, and fruit salad for a tailgait Squealin? Really?

Anonymous said...

Staph is "getting her GOP on" right now at the Romney rally. lol Selling dildos has gotten to her head. She must think she's going to become a millionaire. You know the GOP, all about being up in your vagina.

I knew something was wrong with her when she would kiss and defend L'urine's ass. L'urine must be her biggest dildo customer.

Anonymous said...

60 - Yawwwwwn typical comeback.

Anonymous said...

WTH is a blatter infection? and thank god her wet wipes are anti freeze free!


October 12, 2012 12:13 PM


I really did LOL when I read this last night. What a fucking eejut. Anti freeze in wet wipes? Who knew?

Anonymous said...



LOL! Squillen certainly is ugly, no doubt about that!
October 12, 2012 2:06 PM

Yep. It's not the fat that makes her ugly, it's her black heart.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3197634
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I'm fucking sick of these made up problems. Let the kid wear what he wants. He not a fucking toddler!

Anonymous said...

Yea, I roll my eyes at most "sensory issues" that the Peas bring up. Sure, there are truly kids out there with sever problems, but this just seems trivial.

Anonymous said...

I'm giving that OP a pass, 81. I'm pretty sure those kids were adopted from foster care, and who knows what their lives were like before. It isn't the usual pea snowflake "problems."

Anonymous said...



I'm giving that OP a pass, 81. I'm pretty sure those kids were adopted from foster care, and who knows what their lives were like before. It isn't the usual pea snowflake "problems."
October 12, 2012 5:55 PM

This. Those kids came from some kind of hellish background. This mom is not the WingNut and other helicopter, excuse-making, attention seeking, white-bread type of typical pea mom.

She gets a pass from me.

Anonymous said...

May you bitches be itched with a thousand tags.

Anonymous said...

How the fuck can you sit there on your iPad? THERE IS A HORSE IN NEED!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Dayum...just saw Squealin's new avatar pic. Now I know why she was AWOL from the Pod...bitch got weight loss surgery. No way in hell that cow lost that much weight without a staple or a lapband.

Anonymous said...

Meh. Not sure if squeals had surgery or just lost 20 lbs and figured out some photoshop techniques.

Her pictures are ghastly, though, no matter how much she weighs.

She's all around gross and bitchy.

Anonymous said...

Okay I'll give the sensory issues kid mom a pass. I figured she was another nutter like ADD housewife.

As for the cunt who wished we be itched by a thousand tags. Uh, fuck you...tags already bug the shit out of me, but I don't need to label it so I can "brag" about my sensory issues.

Anonymous said...

Why are the peas so damn susceptible to trolls?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3197735

Anonymous said...

T-Rex, MeGlop already has an alter.

Anonymous said...

is trex supposed to be pointing fun at sabrina?

Anonymous said...

Who is glops alter?

Anonymous said...

Dayum...just saw Squealin's new avatar pic. Now I know why she was AWOL from the Pod...bitch got weight loss surgery. No way in hell that cow lost that much weight without a staple or a lapband.

Her and Candleangie have some hard ass looking mugs. They look like old spinster Victorian women from another era. Who would hit that? Ick!

Anonymous said...

64Anonymous said... 64 2 Anonymous said...

To 22, I don't need to answer your question. I made a statement. Make your statements and move along. That's what the blog is for.

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What the hell is wrong with you?
Yeah, you made a statement that nobody understood and I was just asking what you meant.

If you have to make statements that nobody can understand and refuse to say wth you're talking about, why bother?


October 12, 2012 2:40 PM

What the hell is wrong with me? That is the dumbest question ever considering the topic (that you don't understand). Sad..

It wasn't hard to understand at all. Sorry that your comprehension is nil.

You got lost in the different posts about the same subject obviously, there was more to it than just the post you referred to.

SMH

Anonymous said...

cease-fucking-fire already. damn.

Anonymous said...

How exactly would Romney/Ryan policy that only allows abortion in cases of incest, rape, or the health of the mother would actually be regulated?

How many doctors notes would you need? How does the court system figure into this - seems like you'd need an ruling from a judge in order to legally proceed with an abortion, correct? Or go before some sort of tribunal? Would the girl/woman be forced to go to court against her rapist? Would a conviction be required prior to the abortion? What about the time issue?


Please, Squealin' Typus, Glop, Pineapple et al, explain - in detail - how your "only in cases of rape, incest, or health of the mother" panacea will work.

I'm intensely curious.

Anonymous said...

Wingnut's son isn't important as her dog, it didn't garner another conversation with the voice of god.

Anonymous said...

96 looks like fish bait.

Anonymous said...

96 makes no sense!

Anonymous said...

66Anonymous said... 66 Let it go 64. Obviously, she has no understanding of her statement and feels as though she doesn't need to explain anything.

October 12, 2012 2:53 PM
67Anonymous said... 67 Let it go, 66? I only responded to the craziness once, so I'm not really holding onto anything. Moving on.

October 12, 2012 3:03 PM

LOL craziness? Haha!! Later you say "nobody understood". I think you're wrong big time. It made perfect sense and you must be kelpea to still be so butthurt over a tiny statement made days ago on a completely different page. Out of curiosity I had to go see what all this "craziness" was about. Big deal and who cares about it?

Anonymous said...

LOL craziness? Haha!! Later you say "nobody understood". I think you're wrong big time. It made perfect sense and you must be kelpea to still be so butthurt over a tiny statement made days ago on a completely different page. Out of curiosity I had to go see what all this "craziness" was about. Big deal and who cares about it?

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God that shit was two fucking days ago and you are still bringing this shit up?

Get a fucking life!

Anonymous said...

Did anyone catch that ADD's brother served time for statutory rape and other charges?

Here's her post:

Also, a 19 yo having sex with his 15 yo girl friend and is caught and prosecuted will be labeled as a sexual offender. My brother served time because the girl lied about her age. He thought she was legal. He was 5 years older than she was, tho he thought they were the same age. He bought her alcohol (obtained legally). He was convicted of many things including statutory rape, contributing to the delinquency of a minor, alcohol related charges, etc...because her parents wanted to teach him a lesson. Because of mandatory sentencing, he spent his 20s in prison and is now a registered sex offender. He had to go live in a halfway house because my parents live too close to a school.

I'm not defending my brother. He was hugely stupid to be having sex in a park to begin with, coupled with all the other dumb stuff he was doing when he was 21. But it is unfortunate that he was the one prosecuted when he took the word of his date and didn't check her ID.

His case isn't isolated. There are many reports of young people doing dumb things and ending up on the register.


http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3197644&pg=1

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I don't believe for one minute that he thought she was 21, when she was 16. And that's coming from someone who "looked older" at that age, AND who lost her virginity to someone who could have spent time in jail for it. I'm pretty sure I lied about my age and said I was 18 at first, but I clearly remember after the deed was done, him proudly proclaiming that he was the same age as my oldest sister - 12 years older than me. He had lied about his age too.

I was stupid, and drunk from the alcohol he (legally) purchased, and in hindsight, despite being told by many (mostly men) that I looked older, I really didn't.


Anonymous said...

Sorry that was so long! I wanted to include her post in case it disappears.

Anonymous said...

It really bothers me that sammel/oldpeanewname is a teacher. Especially since it seems like not long ago she was an unskilled worker in a crappy job.

Her last post in this thread seems really defensive for no reason, no one was accusing her of not being a teacher, just asking her about her relation to the student- homeroom teacher etc.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3197709

That said, I don't believe she's a teacher, I think she's trying to gain some credibility at 2peas after all her lame political arguments/threads.

Anonymous said...

If he'd just kept his dick in his pants (btw isn't that what Jesus wants?) he wouldn't find himself in such a mess.

Isn't that what the fundies keep saying about women? Keep your legs shut?


My sympathy level: 0.

Anonymous said...

Kendra is taking the kids to get pumpkins today, then she is dropping them at Grandma's for the night and going out and getting wasted. Go Kendra!

Anonymous said...

Kids in high school look like they are in college. Yes, girls today look much older than their age.

Anonymous said...

Kids in high school look like they are in college. Yes, girls today look much older than their age.

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That's fucking bullshit.

Anonymous said...



Kids in high school look like they are in college. Yes, girls today look much older than their age.
October 13, 2012 11:25 AM

You're an idiot.

Some do, some don't. It's been that way for generations.

Like someone above said, guys need to keep their dicks in their pants until they're sure of a girl's age.

Anonymous said...

Why am I not surprised that ADD's brother is a sex offender?

Anonymous said...

I agree with 108. It's amazing how these girls look so mature.

Anonymous said...

God forbid males take any fucking responsibility for fucking. It's all us slutty, of-the-devil temptresses. If only we wore burkas and were not allowed out alone, then dudes wouldn't fall into our vaginas in public parks.

Anonymous said...

ITA 113.

It's sad how fucking stupid some women are. Drinking the misogynistic KoolAid and all . . .

Anonymous said...

Where's the aspirin for these men to keep balanced on their dicks so they don't get anyone pregnant?

Anonymous said...

102Anonymous said... 102 LOL craziness? Haha!! Later you say "nobody understood". I think you're wrong big time. It made perfect sense and you must be kelpea to still be so butthurt over a tiny statement made days ago on a completely different page. Out of curiosity I had to go see what all this "craziness" was about. Big deal and who cares about it?

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God that shit was two fucking days ago and you are still bringing this shit up?

Get a fucking life!

October 13, 2012 7:50 AM

You need to reread what you copy and pasted. "Teh" stoopid is here again!

Anonymous said...

I don't think 16 year old girls are naive babes in the wood. Rape happens, but a lot of girls consent to something and then change their minds later. A bad choice is different than rape.

Anonymous said...

Or parents find out and want the guy punished.

Anonymous said...

Rape happens, but a lot of girls consent to something and then change their minds later. A bad choice is different than rape.

October 13, 2012 1:15 PM

This has nothing to do with statutory rape.

And I think they should go on the sex offender list. There is a section of the male population that gets off on younger childlike women and prey on them. That IS a form of pedophilia.

Anonymous said...

Jerry Sandusky's lawyer was done for statutory rape too. The sex offender defending the sex offender in the pedophilia club. How did that work out you Jerry?

Anonymous said...

God forbid males take any fucking responsibility for fucking. It's all us slutty, of-the-devil temptresses. If only we wore burkas and were not allowed out alone, then dudes wouldn't fall into our vaginas in public parks.

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No shit. It's always the female's fault. Every fucking time.

Anonymous said...

Bitch is being forced to start her own threads in order to get any attention at all. Most people have her ignore now so it is the only way she can get her digs in. And her threads aren't getting much attention either. She must be so pissed.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3197846

Anonymous said...

Where's the aspirin for these men to keep balanced on their dicks so they don't get anyone pregnant?

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Don't be silly. Viagra is their God-given right as decreed in the bible and constitution (redundant?). Because a limp dick is a medical CRISIS.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3197856


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Stick a cork in it, pennyring. This girl was harassed out of three different schools. Parents should be teaching their little shit head kids about what forever truly means in terms of the internet.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3197826

Did this stupid, neglectful bitch actually think she would get sympathy from the peas? Keep your declawed cat inside, idiot!

Anonymous said...

Kendra ran a 5K today!

Anonymous said...

desertpea is amazingly ignorant. and proud of it.

Anonymous said...

desertpea is also pretty much a troll.

Anonymous said...

Hey Typhus, you are a jackass.

That's not bullying. It's just a fact.

Wench is right. For someone who claims never to come here to the blog, you sure are knowledgeable about every little thing that goes on over here.

Oh, I almost forgot, to say hi to Wenchie. Despite your claims to the contrary wench, you're here all the time, too.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3197856

Quit pickin' on poor, innocent Mrs. T!

Anonymous said...

This story is so sad and I'm sorry this young lady didn't get the help she desperately needed. I wish her therapist, school counselor, teacher, parent, friend, someone had intervened and gotten her admitted to the hospital for more intense treatment and therapy.


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What dafuk are you talking about? Are you turning into some kind of weak, spineless, tree-hugging leftist Mrs T?

A quick trip to the free ER was all that was needed!

Anonymous said...

Mrs. Tylers extreme self-importance and know-it-all-ness is really, really, REALLY off-putting.

That snarling bitch Pennyring is more tolerable.

Anonymous said...

Obviously that girl didn't PRAY HARD ENOUGH.

God was off finding lost dogs that day.

Praise Jeebus!

Anonymous said...

So,Janelle-the-deficit-is-the-most-important-thing-evah!, who did you vote for in 2004 and 2008?

Please, enlighten us.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3197896


I'm so glad to hear this irritates the fuck out of so many peatards. Gonna ramp up my use!

Anonymous said...

Mrs T:

You are a bloviating, fatass know-it-all - the Rush Limbaugh of Two Peas.

We hate your guts and feel incredibly sorry for both your students and your family.

Anonymous said...

Hi cindyupnorth! (#135) You're the biggest peatard at the bucket. You can't string a coherent sentence together and have absolutely nothing of value to add to any thread, ever! You are a moron and a total clown.

Anonymous said...

No shit, 135. What's the difference between typing "+1" or "that" or "I agree completely with Tier One Pea/whomever I'm sucking up to"?

I'll have to use +1 more often.

Anonymous said...

sammel is not a certified teacher. She's been an aide on and off for several years, in different capacities. Then over the past year she was in some program to become some sort of reading specialist. But it was less than a year, she's not a full-fledged certified teacher like she sometimes implies. She teaches some kind of reading to young elementary kids.

Anonymous said...

so she's puffing* herself up? why am i not the least surprised?













*by puffing herself up, i mean lying.

LYNLOON said...

PUT THE WHITE BACK IN THE WHITE HOUSE!

Anonymous said...

Mrs T:

You are a bloviating, fatass know-it-all - the Rush Limbaugh of Two Peas.

We hate your guts and feel incredibly sorry for both your students and your family.

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STANDING OVATION

Anonymous said...

It should be a crime for someone like sammel to be around kids.

She's one of those crazy bitches who has some pissant aide position and tries to pass herself off as a teacher. You can bet your sweet ass she just wants the dirt on why that kid was suspended and will be spreading gossip about it all over the community. It's sad that soapy schools have such low standards and will hire ass clowns like sammel, typhus, et al. Public schools are in the shitter

Anonymous said...

I'm sick of the running posts. Can't you take your 'race report' to runners world? I think I'd rather read about scrapbooking.

Anonymous said...

Also tired of running posts.

But laughing at the aspirins balanced on the...!

Can't figure out who you are calling Glop or MeGlop? Sometimes the nicknames-for- screen names give me the stooopids!

Anonymous said...

MeGOP = MeGlop

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3197913

And so it begins. Sigh. And all the peatards MUST outdo the others.

OMG, I think I will have our fucking elf parachute in! Surely I know someone with a plane!

Anonymous said...

I don't mind the running threads, but was surprised to see how many Peas get teary eyed over someone running a marathon. I mean, damn, one of the things that has always surprised me the most about the NSBR is what a bunch of misanthropes they all are. But running makes 'em cry. Go figure.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3197910

Here we go, no one who loves their children would EVER drink around them.

Anonymous said...

"I mean, damn, one of the things that has always surprised me the most about the NSBR is what a bunch of misanthropes they all are. But running makes 'em cry. Go figure"

That's lol funny!

Anonymous said...

Here we go, no one who loves their children would EVER drink around them.


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seriously, i'm beginning to think that that whole website is some sort of 'the onion'-type parody.

Anonymous said...

I don't think Scrapwench has ever denied coming here, nor does she rail about the posts here.

Typhus on the other hand, is obsessed. She loves to accuse random peas of being Blog posters when she's losing an argument.

Anonymous said...

How the fuck am I supposed to deal with a bunch of brats without a glass of wine? Fucking hell, alcohol purists breed alcoholics.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3197778

She asks for advice, receives it, and chooses to ignore. Typical pea.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3197932

Newsflash, your BF and SO are screwing each other.

Anonymous said...

Kaleidoscope is one unpleasant bitch, isn't she?

Anonymous said...

And stupid as shit to boot. Clueless.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3197856

Read wench's last comment on pg 1, #152

Anonymous said...

Funny how when asked for sources rather than conjecture, they always pull the "I'm on my phone" or "I'm sorry, I'm headed out for the day and won't be able to post at all." Yet right up until that moment they somehow manage heartcat-long spittle soaked rants that rival an episode of Glenn Beck and his trusty chalkboard.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3197777&pg=2

Anonymous said...

Yubon
lunch is for wimps

PeaNut 261669 - May 2006
Posts: 12735 Layouts: 0
Loc: Hotel for Cats
Posted: 10/13/2012 12:34:25 PM
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Oh for fuck sake, keep your cats inside AT ALL TIMES! You have no one to blame but yourself.

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Your son is going to end up being hard ass when he starts school if you don't lighten up. He's going to be bitter and "try to hard" to be mean, like his mother.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3197970


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What the fuck, TravelAgent? Why wouldn't you let your child say goodbye to their dog?

Anonymous said...

What is it about Travel Agent's avatar pic that creeps me out?????

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the movie version of Roald Dahl's "The Witches" right before they all remove their wigs and let their freaky faces come out.

Anonymous said...

Probably the teeth. Or the hair. Could be her face. Or clothing. Or the background.

Face it - the entire pic is creepy. That is the essence of Travel Agent.

Anonymous said...

pennyring is a twit
http://www.facebook.com/pennyring

Anonymous said...

I'm sick of the running posts. Can't you take your 'race report' to runners world? I think I'd rather read about scrapbooking.
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I don't understand comments like these. Don't fucking click on the thread. I'm sick of the animal rescue site click daily thread, and the fucking political threads, so guess what? I.DON'T.FUCKING.OPEN.THEM.

Anonymous said...

Funny how when asked for sources rather than conjecture, they always pull the "I'm on my phone" or "I'm sorry, I'm headed out for the day and won't be able to post at all." Yet right up until that moment they somehow manage heartcat-long spittle soaked rants that rival an episode of Glenn Beck and his trusty chalkboard.


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Yeah, I've noticed that as well.

Anonymous said...

So. The GOP's voter suppression attempts are getting shot down by the various courts around the country.

The race is shaping up to be not close enough (despite all the 'horserace' bullshit) to make election tampering viable.

What I'm seeing now is the Repubs, led by their scummy crook Issa, laying the foundation to trump up some impeachment charges against the president.

What a vile group of people. To think that they claim to be paragons of patriotism and virtue. SMH

Anonymous said...

TravelAgent looks like a female Paul Ryan sans widow's peak.

Anonymous said...

Go find a political board. Vote for who you want.

Anonymous said...

What I'm seeing now is the Repubs, led by their scummy crook Issa, laying the foundation to trump up some impeachment charges against the president.


____________________________


If they do, it's solid proof that they're idiots living in their own Fox News echo chamber:

Chris Stevens' family is publicly *BEGGING* them to not turn his son's death in political fodder.

241 marines killed in Beruit attack under St Ronnie.

August 6, 2001 Presidential Daily Bulletin: Bin Ladin Determined To Strike in US.

Monica Lewinsky fiasco. Congress's approval ratings are not low enough, continue to do nothing constructive for this country and diddle around wasting enormous sums of money and time on stupid, grandstanding partisan crap. Maybe they can get their approval ratings sub-zero.

Anonymous said...

Fiddle while Rome burns!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Travel Agent's avatar reminds me of The Bird Lady from Kids in the Hall.

Google it and thank me later ;)

Anonymous said...

LOL #173, I don't even have to Google it! Loved Kids in the Hall.
"Fresh out of my body, right onto your plate!"

Anonymous said...

Speaking of avatar pics...

If you had a condition which caused visible loss of hair, wouldn't you ummmm, you know, buy a wig? or a female toupee, if there is such a thing?
(or wear a sassy hat or scarf when your photo is taken?)

I know people can't really help what they look like (mostly), but this one puzzles me.

Anonymous said...

Runners/Marathoners are an odd bunch.

I've never met a one (and I think it shows up on the Two Peas running threads), that are *not* at the very least at least somewhat obsessive/compulsive (i.e. they freak about not being able to run), narcissistic (ooh,ooh look at me! Look at what I did!) and also masochists ("I tore up my knee, but I'm still running! or "I lost three toenails and my feet are bleeding, but whoohoo! Aren't I grand!!!)

I'm not sure if there is any other group that is the same about their "sport", if you want to call it that.

Anonymous said...

175, it depends on what you're comfortable with. Brandy has discussed her decision not to do so, and I greatly admire her for it. I think she's beautiful.

Anonymous said...

I hear ya, 177... I never heard her reasoning behind it. She is certainly much braver than I could be.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3198027

Oh crap....Dropping kids off in other neighborhoods to trick or treat once again. Sigh. Same shit different year.

Backtopeality is either completely full of shit or lives in the ghetto.

Anonymous said...

177 Anonymous said... 177
175, it depends on what you're comfortable with. Brandy has discussed her decision not to do so, and I greatly admire her for it. I think she's beautiful.
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The only thing about Brandy is, well, frankly - her hair style. I have very, very fine and thinning hair. Does it look good all the time - hell no.

But - I did find an excellent hair stylist that cuts and styles my hair in such a way that it can look okay much of the time. One of the biggest thing I had to come to grips with is that I CAN NOT wear my hair long or parted down the middle. It just doesn't work with hair as fine and thin as mine OR Brandy's.

So - dear Brandy - Please get a different hair stylist! Some where out there is a professional that will give you the proper cut for your hair, show you which products to use to make it appear fuller and show you how to style it. Really - you will feel even more confident and look even better. You are a sweet lady and deserve it!

Anonymous said...

180, I don't recall Brandy asking for your, or my, opinion on how she should style her damn hair. I don't seem to recall Brandy mentioning any self-esteem problems, either.

Save your "friendly" opinion for someone else.

Brandy is happy, beautiful and confident.

Without your unsolicited, unnecessarily "helpful" advice.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3197752

Things your kids say are funny to you and your dh, the rest of the world, not so much.

Anonymous said...

I agree, 176. I do think many distance runners can tend toward narcissism and obsessive-compulsive behavior.

That being said, I think more Peas should go for a good run. It can be very therapeutic, and if anyone could use some therapy.....

Anonymous said...

Dear 181

Or should I say "hello, Brandy"!

In fact, Brandy DID post a thread some time ago asking for ideas on how to style her hair. Many peas gave some useful, helpful advise. She then had her hair done and was very, very insecure about how it looked. Of course, the usual suspects said it looked great, when in fact, it did not.

So, sorry Brandy, this isn't 2peas. People here say it like it is. Some one here brought her hair up, I gave my opinion. Get over it all ready.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3197989

This is Lauren.

Anonymous said...

181, and I'm not Brandy.

I find your obsession with her hair strange. Why don't you PM your helpful advice to her, since you're such a caring individual?

Oh, wait. You're not. You just wanted to snark on someone's appearance and do it under the guise of being "helpful."

Well, I'm calling a spade a spade: you're a passive aggressive cunt. I'm sure you're a fucking supermodel.

Anonymous said...

No, it's oblio. Are you new?

Anonymous said...

187 is in response to 185.

Anonymous said...

Amazing! Cara posted a picture of her 'special guy' without saying he's special!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3197952

cindyupnorth : "WOW!! I like that some of the Ps names are sooooo deep!?? I Never knew! that is sooo cool!! I wasn't that deep when I picked my name. "


Is it possible for you to type a normal sentence without sounding like a 13 year old valley girl? Lyke OmG!

Anonymous said...

No kidding 190. Pathetic.

ATHENA COULTER said...

SEND THE SPEARCHUCKER BACK TO KENYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3197955




Actually, you're just a smarmy cunt.

Anonymous said...

I am a distance runner and I don't think I'm a narcissist, but I am obsessive/compulsive about it. You have to be a runner to understand.

Anonymous said...

when you use DB to describe your "dear brother" I still read it as "douchebag."

That is all.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3198059


I'd say this thread sums up why so many peas are such miserable uptight bitches. Most of them are married to selfish piglike jerks.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3197910

Here we go, no one who loves their children would EVER drink around them.
_______________________________________________

These are the kids who end up in the ER getting their stomach pumped out on the first weekend as a freshman in college because they don't know how to drink in moderation.

Anonymous said...

And Juanita lays another turd in the pea punch bowl. That chick is a grade A ass. She shows up lays sturdy and never comes back. I'm an Obama fan but hate most of the pea supporters.

Anonymous said...

Those Pea husbands end up like children because their wives allow them to be lazy pieces of shit, it isn't until 15 years later when it catches up to them and they realize what terrible men they've married. I don't do my husband's laundry, he's a big boy he can take care of it.

Anonymous said...

Single copies of Ensign are readily available at cult.com

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