so far we're all allowed to make our own decisions about where we spend our money. i love how the lazy blog bitches spend so much time opining others level of lazy while they waste their day here. this is where you tell me i'm doing the same. oh burn. not.
Its just two of us in a 3 bedroom home, but I work 10 hours a day. We keep the house picked up and tidy, but it would be wonderful to have someone to clean the showers, windows, laundry and deep cleaning. I do feel weird about having strangers in my house though so ... I will probably never have a cleaning lady unless I'm incapacitated.
I'm not ashamed at all 203. I first hired a cleaning lady when it was just two of us in a two bedroom townhome. I worked long fucking hours and didn't want to come home and clean toilets. It was the best idea I ever had. Now I have 6 toilets, I still don't want to clean them and so I don't. It costs about .02% of my income to have someone clean my house twice a month. I like being rich and lazy.
I have 6 toilets with a bell next to each one so I can ring for my manservant to come and wipe my rock hard ass after I've shit out my daily deuce of diamonds.
If you can afford it why not have a cleaning lady? Maybe she goes to the gym while the cleaning lady cleans. Having a cleaning person doesn't mean you're lazy it just means you would rather not clean toilets and you can afford to have someone else do it for you. You could change your own oil and clean your own carpets but you probably pay someone to do it for you, you lazy fuck.
I judge.. I judge those women on that thread that don't cook ever or only a couple nights a week. It's fucking ridiculous to eat out that often. How hard is it to cook a couple chicken breasts and throw together a salad? Or even fucking make some spaghetti. I also think that those women who call cooking reheating frozen food or make "homemade" pizza from prepared crusts and sauce are kidding themselves if they think that is cooking.
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Way to project. Listen honey, it's not 1950 anymore. If women don't want to cook from scratch 7 nights a week, they don't have to. If you want to, great. I personally like to cook and am good at it. But if I hated cooking or if I sucked at it, I wouldn't do it that often. Life's too short. Why do you care what other women do in their own homes? That's between them and their partner if they have one. MYOB
Who cares if someone has a cleaning lady? Good for them if that's what they want to spend their $ on. And who cares if other women don't cook? It's not affecting you at all. My sister, my best friend, and I don't cook. None of us are even chubby, let alone fat. And if someone does get fat from not cooking, that's their problem, not yours.
The only thing I judge is SAHMs with Nannies or with kids in daycare. Not because they're lazy or too busy (that's not my business). But because I used to be a counselor in a wealthy area - and holy cow, if you want to see some messed up young adults, go find a rich family that has their household staff raise their kids.
We, 216? You got a mouse in your pocket? I am allowed to post on current topics so you can just get over yourself. If I posted as anonymous, nobody would give a fuck. Just because I'm not afraid to sign my name shouldn't make any difference.
I'm a flaming socialist libtard with a household six figure income who works *very* part-time, has no kids at home and we've had a housekeeper for the past 20 years.
AKathy is an older lady who is a widow. How the fuck does that equal lazy? **************
She's 60, not 80. And she posted recently that she's had her cleaning lady for twenty years or more, even though she didn't work. How the fuck does that NOT equal lazy?
I'd be ashamed to admit I didn't clean my own two-bedroom condo (that's what she has, that's what I have). And I work and go to grad school, too. April 12, 2013 at 10:30 AM
AKathy had a house built. It's not a condo. Unless you meant that it's also two bedrooms I don't see the comparison in regards to cleaning.
I have a cleaning lady so I can volunteer at the homeless shelter 40 hrs a week. She does a terrible job but I'm too kind to fire her so I just clean again before my husband comes home.
The peas are flaming socialist liberals. God forbid should someone be successful in life and have things for themselves. Guess what? If my household earns a 6 figure salary and I want to stay home and hire a cleaning lady then good for me. Oh that's right.. you think I should be taxed more for the social programs that allow you to stay at home and complain about what us folks who earn a living do with our money.
"Having a cleaning person doesn't mean you're lazy it just means you would rather not clean toilets and you can afford to have someone else do it for you."
That's exactly right. Just because you spend your time doing something other than cleaning toilets, showers and mopping floors, doesn't mean you are lazy. It means you found a better use for your time.
It's not lazy. If you don't like cleaning pay someone. It's not THAT expensive to have someone come in and do it LOL
Not impressed that someone doesn't do it themselves. There are a LOT of people who enjoy cleaning and get paid to do it. If you are paying too much find someone else, seriously.
Way to project. Listen honey, it's not 1950 anymore. If women don't want to cook from scratch 7 nights a week, they don't have to. ------------------------------- No they don't have to, but then they need to stop acting clueless about why they weigh 400 pounds. They eat shit several times a week and then they're obese and looking for the next miracle diet.
Due to fees, interest etc he owes a lot, I mean a lot, like over$200,000. The lady we have been dealing with the IRS is telling us the 1996 taxes will fall off in 2016, and has told him she is not worried about him, and they are not going to come after him.
PeaNut 158,336 July 2004 Posts: 36,006 Layouts: 3 Loc: Ain't no black widow serial killer going to get between me and my man Posted: 4/12/2013 9:28:56 PM --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
And I don't know about that particular site, but I know that DD mentioned that some of those sites actually take a percentage (when I was complaining about one of her friend's having a tacky registry.) DD did NOT do that. Thank God.
-------- Maybe not but she did have toothbrushes on her registry.
I have no problems donating money to help pay for the couple's honeymoon. It's what they want as part of the celebration, not some stupid crystal that they will never use and have no room for.
I have no problems donating money to help pay for the couple's honeymoon. It's what they want as part of the celebration, not some stupid crystal that they will never use and have no room for. ************
I agree. I'd rather give money for a house or honeymoon than buy some damn knickknack that will be long forgotten or catching dust in a few years. But I agree that some people are tacky about it. My brother and SIL put some cutesy poem in their invitations to ask for money. That's tacky.
I have no problems donating money to help pay for the couple's honeymoon. It's what they want as part of the celebration, not some stupid crystal that they will never use and have no room for.
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Me either. I spend the same amount in either case. Giving cash saves me the time and trouble of going out and shopping. A win for me, in my book.
Someone I know is getting married. They both have lived on their own, don't need towels and shit. They want cash to purchase a house, but know that asking will be regarded as tacky. So they're registering at BB & B specifically because they can take those gifts back and get refunded in cash. They get what they want (and need) and the old biddies don't get their panties in a twist.
I think a lot of the peas are cheap with gifts...bargain table sale stuff, Marshall's crap, or something homemade. They can pretend to themselves that their gifts are *awesome* and more expensive than they really are.
Hence the horror at the thought of ponying up cold, hard cash. A $20 "crystal" vase from Big Lots vs a $20 bill? LOL. With cash, they'd have to give (spend) more $$ to not look like a miser.
I spend plenty on wedding gifts or I give equivalent cash. No Marshall's shit involved. I just don't like being *asked* for cash.
You can't tell the difference so I guess that means you probably *asked* for cash at your wedding at the trailer park community room.
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I don't get all the pearl clutching over a honeymoon registry.
We didn't register at all (my husband and I were both professionals with our own homes when we married - first marriage for both), and I do find outright requests for cash tacky.
Otherwise, though, I'd rather give the couple something they will use, like cash toward their honeymoon than some shitty trinket made in China.
The fact that you felt the need to get all classist "trailer park community room" shows how little class and money you really do have.
63 Anonymous said... 63 Hit a nerve, eh? April 13, 2013 at 12:17 AM
It's actually more like I am sick to death of people too stupid to see nuance. Not wanting to be dunned for money by grasping brides does not necessarily equal being cheap or ungenerous. Of course, I shouldn't really expect my fellow blog bitches to get that, even when it's explained in simple language. @@
"66, that's exactly what she was saying, you dumb cow."
Can't you just speak to someone like a normal human being? As if you were looking them in the eye. I seriously doubt you run around calling people names to their face.
Someone I know is getting married. They both have lived on their own, don't need towels and shit. They want cash to purchase a house, but know that asking will be regarded as tacky. So they're registering at BB & B specifically because they can take those gifts back and get refunded in cash. They get what they want (and need) and the old biddies don't get their panties in a twist.
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Ridiculous that they have to resort to this. Cut out the bullshit and give them cash for their down payment.
If the couple were homos, on welfare or illegals the peas wouldn't make a fucking negative peep. They'd be lining up to give their money and yours too.
But the pearl clutchers will shit their big girl panties if someone asked for money.
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It's like they live in a time warp.....it's 1957 and everyone gets married at 18 or 20 yo straight from mom and dad's house and have no household possessions to speak of.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231213 I bet she's creaming her panties over the Peas telling her what an amazing person she is.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231213 I bet she's creaming her panties over the Peas telling her what an amazing person she is.
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Just another bored grief whore, using someone else's grief to get attention for herself.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231213 I bet she's creaming her panties over the Peas telling her what an amazing person she is.
Who the fuk is she to criticize how someone mourns? What a pestering busy body bitch.
Because she's young and single and wants to have some fun just doesn't seem to apply to Annadumbella any more. She's getting a little long in the tooth and the slutty clothes she wears are starting to make her look desperate.
North Korea reportedly warned Japan that Tokyo would be the first target if Pyongyang decides to play its nuclear card.
The warning reportedly is in response to Tokyo's standing orders to destroy any missile heading toward Japan, according to Korean Central News Agency. Japan has deployed PAC-3 missile interceptor units around Tokyo to protect its capital and is taking North Korea’s rhetoric seriously.
"We are doing all we can to protect the safety of our nation," chief Cabinet spokesman Yoshihide Suga said, though he and Ministry of Defense officials refused to confirm the reports about the naval alert, saying they do not want to "show their cards" to North Korea.
Japanese officials long have feared that North Korea not only has the means but several potential motives for launching an attack on Tokyo or major U.S. military installations on Japan’s main island.
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I would have said yes I'm still casually dating a couple other people at the moment. I would say that to any man, gives him a little competition and he sees that I'm in high demand. Nothing wrong with saying that very early on because they know they're new and that since you met online of course you have plenty of suitors!
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I like that. I would also tell him on the phone (not text) that you just don't feel any sparks between the two of you.
Help it's my husband's 30th birthday and I want to surprise him with a blow job but I've never done it how do I do it? I'm afraid my teeth will scrape his peepee.
Help it's my husband's 30th birthday and I want to surprise him with a blow job but I've never done it how do I do it? I'm afraid my teeth will scrape his peepee. ___________________________________________________ Please tell me this is a joke.
I didn't get the impression that DM told her sons graphic details. I don't see anything wrong with a parent giving basic, factual information if a child is curious. I wouldn't lie if my child asked where babies come from, either.
DM can be pretty weird, but I'd bet her kids are better-adjusted than the bible thumpers' kids.
Wow Dalai Mama just wow. Do 9 year olds really need to know about anal sex?
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Well it will give him something to talk to his therapist about in 20 years.
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Dawn Russell also shows herself to be a fucking moron on this thread. Rather than monitoring her kid's computer use and honestly answering her questions, the kid googles sex and this idiot bans her from the computer for a year. Because she "felt like God was telling (her) just to not let her have one in her hands."
There is so much crazy in that one post that I don't even know where to go with it. This idiot is truly fucking her kid up.
I didn't get the impression that DM told her sons graphic details. I don't see anything wrong with a parent giving basic, factual information if a child is curious. I wouldn't lie if my child asked where babies come from, either.
DM can be pretty weird, but I'd bet her kids are better-adjusted than the bible thumpers' kids.
WTH does " because He convicts her and she knows better" mean? I feel so badly for that poor 9 year child being seriously fucked up by "her walk with God"
I see Yvonne is still the clueless oreo. NSBR sure attracts the weirdest, most uneducated Mexicans and blacks.
Well at least there's Fraidyscrapper to balance out the stupid. Yvonne has never been the brightest bulb in the bunch. She'll still post on L'urine's fake threads, is a Palin fan, and is offended by peace symbol Christmas lawn decorations.
Since when did the peas become the ones who decide what is considered tacky? I think it's tacky to rush to the computer and report the latest offense to the internet.
Help it's my husband's 30th birthday and I want to surprise him with a blow job but I've never done it how do I do it? I'm afraid my teeth will scrape his peepee ~~~~ Ask Mrs Typhus, she's the expert.
Help it's my husband's 30th birthday and I want to surprise him with a blow job but I've never done it how do I do it? I'm afraid my teeth will scrape his peepee ~~~~ Ask Mrs Typhus, she's the expert.
Yvonne has never been the brightest bulb in the bunch. She'll still post on L'urine's fake threads, is a Palin fan, and is offended by peace symbol Christmas lawn decorations.
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Yup, and she hates the Muppets. She's a dumb ass alright.
~SuburbanMom~ must read the blog. She figured out that some blog bitches know that she doesn't look like Diane Krueger and took down the avatar with DK's picture and also all her layouts that have her picture on them.
What did she look like, 124? Fat, thin, attractive, ugly?
I have no idea who Diane Kreuger is, so that comparison won't help me a bit.
I've always pictured Suburban Mom as another STM. Maybe not quite so fat and piggy, but definitely nothing special and a HUGE bragger, poser, and exaggerator.
~SuburbanMom~ must read the blog. She figured out that some blog bitches know that she doesn't look like Diane Krueger and took down the avatar with DK's picture and also all her layouts that have her picture on them. April 14, 2013 at 11:24 AM
BEIJING – Two more people have died in China from a new strain of bird flu, raising the death toll from the virus to 13, state media reported Sunday.
The official Xinhua News Agency said the two deaths were reported in Shanghai and that three new cases were also confirmed in the financial hub. A total of 11 new cases were reported Sunday -- including two in a central province that previously had been unaffected. In all, 60 cases of the virus, known as H7N9, have been reported in China.
126 and 127-SuburbanMom has been at the Pod for years. She used to be BerkleyMom (or something like that) and she lives near San Francisco. She was a sahm that posted about nothing but shopping and decorating her house.
She was nothing special looking. Average looks, bleached blond hair and she was thin and always talking about staying thin. Typical California bitch. She posted quite a few pictures of herself back then.
Now she has some new career and has become a total snooty bitch. She used to shop at Target now she shops at Boden, Anthropolgy and Nordstrom. She probably took down all her pictures and changed her Pea name so no one would find her now that she has some job. Her posting style has completely changed too.
"??? there are nearly 2 hours between 133 and stenchie's post at the bukkit."
So? Sometimes people read and post at the bucket in a free moment, then have to go do something. Then a few hours later, when the have another free moment, they come back and read and post here.
Yvonne's dh is from the old country? El Salvador, known for gangs and violence not chivalry. They're the little mutant bull dog faced people according to my fil. lol
Gently tell your son to build a bridge and get over it. He's a grown man in the Navy. Let the past go and move on. Don't let yourself be defined as a victim.
That's the problem these days everyone wants to hang on to their hurts. They seem to think they are the only one who has ever suffered either physically or emotionally.
We really need to get past this "poor me" mentality we have going in this country.
I would be pissed if my mother was posting about my life on a fucking scrapbooking message board. I'm not surprised that Buckeyesandy can't get along with her daughter.
oooo! I hope she shares her wedding favors with the peas. What do you think - mini dildo keychains that light up, like those laser pointers? with her business info impresed on them?
Or maybe she will be really classy and make it vibrators. And include batteries so guests can go try them without a pesky run to CVS. Fun!
I give it three years before she tells the Peas she is getting divorced.
Honestly, something is :off:. He is way too good looking for her and that ring is really nice. She is a fat, homely mess. He is either mental or otherwise damaged in some way.
I imagine that steph is probably pretty hot in bed, I doubt she has a sex towel she has to lay down like 70% of women... "sex is icky" anymore. Guy finds one that does the weird shit, marry her ass fast.
btw, I do all the weird shit. I'm happily married and so is my husband.
So according to you bitches, only good looking people should get married?? (No I'm not steph). Two people found each other and are happy...who the hell cares that she is not a beauty queen and he is not a handsome hunk? Obviously, they both think the other is good looking, that is all they need.
God, can you imagine those two fatties having sex? Couple of pigs fighting under blanket. Pass the eye bleach please.
Is she seriously wearing that dress that she posted at the bukkit? I hope they make it in plus sizes and her rolls are encased in spanx like any proper sausage should be.
Nope, the only people allowed to have sex are those that are of approved weights and facial features. Overweight or ugly are only allowed to stay home and sit in a dark room alone. ::eyeroll::
Well, he looks way better looking in the pic she posted on this thread: http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3231720&pg=1
In that pic that was linked before, he looks like a slob like she does. She just looks DIRTY to me like she never bathes and her underwear have yellow streaks in them. ::shudder::
So according to you bitches, only good looking people should get married?? (No I'm not steph). Two people found each other and are happy...who the hell cares that she is not a beauty queen and he is not a handsome hunk? Obviously, they both think the other is good looking, that is all they need. April 15, 2013 at 4:15 PM
Someone said he was good looking but he's not. Just stating the obvious. I don't think anyone said they shouldn't get married.
.high.horse.get.down.now. (were you smoking shit at coachella all weekend or something?)
Ah, yes, all you that were saying how she is just fat and ugly and that he must have something wrong with him (see 160/360) are just nicely stating the obvious. And you think I am on a high horse??
Ah, yes, all you that were saying how she is just fat and ugly and that he must have something wrong with him (see 160/360) are just nicely stating the obvious. And you think I am on a high horse?? April 15, 2013 at 4:59 PM
All you? That was one persons opinion. I posted the link. Even 160 didn't say they shouldn't get married. @@
I hate all the speculation on the Boston Marathon bombing thead. One pea mishears something, posts it on the thread without bothering to find out if it is even true, and the peas take it and run with it. Uuuggg...how about you slow down and actually fact check? Or, how about you just let the police do their job and not spread rumors??
heartcat International Association of Epic Length Posters PeaNut 51,429 October 2002 Posts: 39,606 Layouts: 237 Loc: Where dreams come true
Over the past couple of years I have lost a significant amount of weight. It has come off gradually, mostly working a physical job and exercising at home, with few changes in eating and no dieting. I wanted something realistic that was a true lifestyle change, the goal was not X number on a scale of Y dress size.
With the weather getting warmer and no longer wearing sweatshirts and hoodies at work but more form fitting clothing, co-workers who I first started working with a year ago have noticed the loss. It has been important to me that I have not been on a fad diet, or depriving myself in any way, but have been making healthy choices, espeially in regards to portion sizes, and being more active.
Today dh picked me up at work, and a friend/co-worker who got out first had stopped at our van to say 'hi'. As I neared, she said that she was just telling dh that a lot of people lately had been commenting on the weight loss and wondering what I had been doing.
His response to her, 'Starving herself!'
I was dumbfounded and did not know what to say, and mumbled, 'That's not true.'
He is always doing crap like this and I just don't get it. Saying things that aren't true, saying things to embarrass me or make me look stupid, or saying things in an indulgent 'isn't she cute' tone of voice, or saying things that sound long-suffering.
Not only does he know I have not been starving myself, or dieting in any way, he knows how important that is to me. I am sure the story at work now will be that I am engaging in unhealthy behaviours, and starving or on some fad diet, with all of the related comments. Regardless of what I say now, there are those who will believe that.
It also frustrates me because people who might have been motivated to make positive changes will feel that they can't do it, or that they don't want to do something 'crazy' or 'extreme'.
He doesn't even 'get' why I am mad at him. And I am not sure whether I properly communicated why I am. Perhaps if this was an isolated incident, it would not be so bad. But it has happened repeatedly, we have talked about it, and it continues to happen.
The things he says always seem to be designed to negate me, my interests, or my accomplishments in some way, or to make fun or me, while he and someone else, often even a stranger, share a look or a laugh or something. I am probably not explaining this well.
Another example would be my photography. He will suggest we go for a drive so I can take photos, and then we'll get someplace, and I'll be taking pictures, and someone will walk by and he'll make some comment like, 'Okay, sweetie, that's enough.' Then look at the other person and kind of roll his eyes and say something about 'paparazzi' or make some other somewhat demeaning comment that might elicit a laugh or a look of sympathy, and that puts me on the outside while they share a 'moment'.
There are even times when he'll say something to my sister or parents about me that never.even.happened. or happened very differently. Again, something that slants me a bad light. And I interject to deny it.
I don't know what it is he 'gets' out of it. He denies that it happens, but it does. I am really getting sick and tired of it. =========================================== Because she'll realize she's over shared and delete it.
I'm visually impaired and don't do well with finding new ways to get places, even with GPS. I usually drive there, leave my car with the hospital valet, and get out easily. *********************
HA!! and to think a few years ago Heartcat was ready to leave her schlub of a husband for some other man!! I remember her going on and on AND ON AND ON about this other guy that she really didnt' know but was totally in love with and then
BAM
all of a sudden she was going on and on and ON about how much she loved her husband and what a wonderful man he was, blah, blah, blah...
She even had a tag line for her location: In the arms of the most wonderful man
I got the impression that Heartcat approached the other man and was turned down, so her rejected feelings allowed her to fall in love again with her husband.
196-I think it is only number 2. She wasn't married to the father of the baby she gave up.
She married that old fart from Big & Rich that had the stepkids he expected her to take care of and then he died after they were divorced.
Now she is married to some new dude and had another kid. I don't know why she came back to the bukkit. She hasn't been around for years. No one really cares anymore. Besides, she was a bitch that thought she hit the big time when she married the old fucker.
I bet Staph gets pregnant as soon as she can (if she's not already). Keeping the guy didn't work with the other two baby daddies and it probably won't work for this one either.
Definitely won't be going sexy boxers...I haven't even seen the ones he wears on the daily yet ha We've been friends for 3 years but only talking on a different level since the summer. He's 9 hours from here and he's been out here twice since October to visit for a weekend and i've gone out there once. We're in that kind of new/different/change to our relationship stage. ------------------------------------------ At the start of Dec it's a *new* relationship, 4 months later they are engaged and the wedding will be in July.
A bomb goes off in Boston amd kills and maims fellow Americans, but pea life goes on regardless. Self obsessed? Never.
Gel nails v gel polish - advise me. What topping should I have on my pancakes? Look at the crap I daubed on the side of my shed, and heap praise on it or I'll throw a hissy fit. I want to go on a cruise - advise me. My husband is a twat. Look at the picture of my baby wrapped in an what looks like an old pair of my MILs panties. Jeesus
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 710 Newer› Newest»so far we're all allowed to make our own decisions about where we spend our money. i love how the lazy blog bitches spend so much time opining others level of lazy while they waste their day here. this is where you tell me i'm doing the same. oh burn. not.
Its just two of us in a 3 bedroom home, but I work 10 hours a day. We keep the house picked up and tidy, but it would be wonderful to have someone to clean the showers, windows, laundry and deep cleaning. I do feel weird about having strangers in my house though so ... I will probably never have a cleaning lady unless I'm incapacitated.
I'm not ashamed at all 203. I first hired a cleaning lady when it was just two of us in a two bedroom townhome. I worked long fucking hours and didn't want to come home and clean toilets. It was the best idea I ever had. Now I have 6 toilets, I still don't want to clean them and so I don't. It costs about .02% of my income to have someone clean my house twice a month. I like being rich and lazy.
I have 6 toilets with a bell next to each one so I can ring for my manservant to come and wipe my rock hard ass after I've shit out my daily deuce of diamonds.
to #7 - where would a blog bitch get a manservant? it's the weekend, i could use one!!!!!! ;-)
I'd rather have a manservant than a cleaning lady! lmao
I would never buy a house with six toilets. I regret buying a house with four toilets.
I bet you have to clean them 10. When you don't have to clean them, it really doesn't matter how many.
" I do feel weird about having strangers in my house though so ... I will probably never have a cleaning lady unless I'm incapacitated."
Just do it. You'll get over that real quick, once you think about having to ever do it yourself again.
If you can afford it why not have a cleaning lady? Maybe she goes to the gym while the cleaning lady cleans. Having a cleaning person doesn't mean you're lazy it just means you would rather not clean toilets and you can afford to have someone else do it for you. You could change your own oil and clean your own carpets but you probably pay someone to do it for you, you lazy fuck.
I judge.. I judge those women on that thread that don't cook ever or only a couple nights a week. It's fucking ridiculous to eat out that often. How hard is it to cook a couple chicken breasts and throw together a salad? Or even fucking make some spaghetti. I also think that those women who call cooking reheating frozen food or make "homemade" pizza from prepared crusts and sauce are kidding themselves if they think that is cooking.
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Way to project. Listen honey, it's not 1950 anymore. If women don't want to cook from scratch 7 nights a week, they don't have to. If you want to, great. I personally like to cook and am good at it. But if I hated cooking or if I sucked at it, I wouldn't do it that often. Life's too short. Why do you care what other women do in their own homes? That's between them and their partner if they have one. MYOB
Who cares if someone has a cleaning lady? Good for them if that's what they want to spend their $ on. And who cares if other women don't cook? It's not affecting you at all. My sister, my best friend, and I don't cook. None of us are even chubby, let alone fat. And if someone does get fat from not cooking, that's their problem, not yours.
The only thing I judge is SAHMs with Nannies or with kids in daycare. Not because they're lazy or too busy (that's not my business). But because I used to be a counselor in a wealthy area - and holy cow, if you want to see some messed up young adults, go find a rich family that has their household staff raise their kids.
Did someone forget to tell bananalady that we're sick to death of her novels over here?
oh good God, Annabella is a freaking moron.
We, 216? You got a mouse in your pocket? I am allowed to post on current topics so you can just get over yourself. If I posted as anonymous, nobody would give a fuck. Just because I'm not afraid to sign my name shouldn't make any difference.
That's a broad brush you got there 201.
I'm a flaming socialist libtard with a household six figure income who works *very* part-time, has no kids at home and we've had a housekeeper for the past 20 years.
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AKathy is an older lady who is a widow. How the fuck does that equal lazy?
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She's 60, not 80. And she posted recently that she's had her cleaning lady for twenty years or more, even though she didn't work. How the fuck does that NOT equal lazy?
I'd be ashamed to admit I didn't clean my own two-bedroom condo (that's what she has, that's what I have). And I work and go to grad school, too.
April 12, 2013 at 10:30 AM
AKathy had a house built. It's not a condo. Unless you meant that it's also two bedrooms I don't see the comparison in regards to cleaning.
Help! Emergency! I'm flying to Hawaii but I'm too cheap to buy the inflight meal. What should I pack to eat?
I have a cleaning lady so I can volunteer at the homeless shelter 40 hrs a week. She does a terrible job but I'm too kind to fire her so I just clean again before my husband comes home.
The peas are flaming socialist liberals.
God forbid should someone be successful in life
and have things for themselves.
Guess what? If my household earns a 6 figure salary and I want to stay home and hire a cleaning lady then good for me.
Oh that's right.. you think I should be taxed more for the social programs that allow you to stay at home and complain about what us folks who earn a living do with our money.
April 12, 2013 at 10:09 AM
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Oh hi Pineapple. Spank me, bitch.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231417
I wonder if dd knows how much her mother talks shit about her on the net.
"Having a cleaning person doesn't mean you're lazy it just means you would rather not clean toilets and you can afford to have someone else do it for you."
That's exactly right.
Just because you spend your time doing something other than cleaning toilets, showers and mopping floors, doesn't mean you are lazy. It means you found a better use for your time.
It's not lazy. If you don't like cleaning pay someone. It's not THAT expensive to have someone come in and do it LOL
Not impressed that someone doesn't do it themselves. There are a LOT of people who enjoy cleaning and get paid to do it. If you are paying too much find someone else, seriously.
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Another flaming socialist liberal with no job and a housekeeper checking in. Who the hell are you to call me lazy? I call you a jealous cow.
And 201, this is just one more example of why you lost the election. Again. Keep on thinking everyone who votes Democratic is poor and grasping.
I will continue to enjoy winning elections.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231417
Her kids are fucking losers and Jesus isn't going to be of much help.
28 Anonymous said... 28
Another flaming socialist liberal with no job and a housekeeper checking in. Who the hell are you to call me lazy? I call you a jealous cow.
And 201, this is just one more example of why you lost the election. Again. Keep on thinking everyone who votes Democratic is poor and grasping.
I will continue to enjoy winning elections.
April 12, 2013 at 4:33 PM
I'm not 201 for the record but wanted to add.
You can't fix stupid.
Yeah, another jealous cow. Yawn.
I'd be ashamed to admit I didn't clean my own two-bedroom condo (that's what she has, that's what I have)
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*kas* is a blog bitch
Way to project. Listen honey, it's not 1950 anymore. If women don't want to cook from scratch 7 nights a week, they don't have to.
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No they don't have to, but then they need to stop acting clueless about why they weigh 400 pounds.
They eat shit several times a week and then they're obese and looking for the next miracle diet.
16Anonymous said... 16 Did someone forget to tell bananalady that we're sick to death of her novels over here?
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You would think that bananabitch would get a fucking clue.... but if she's too stupid to get arrested, then....
11 Anonymous said... 11 "I bet you have to clean them 10. When you don't have to clean them, it really doesn't matter how many. "
I don't clean toilets but I do have to pay extra for the 4th bathroom.
They get overweight from eating out all the time, then go on disability so us healthy tax payers have to take care of them.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231388
Sorry, but you are too fat to wear that costume.
Carnival Cruises for $38/night! Peas will be all over that. Well, the ones who actually venture out of their hometowns, that is.
What? No Beyoncé/J-Z outrage at the pod?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231388
Sorry, but you are too fat to wear that costume.
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Due to fees, interest etc he owes a lot, I mean a lot, like over$200,000. The lady we have been dealing with the IRS is telling us the 1996 taxes will fall off in 2016, and has told him she is not worried about him, and they are not going to come after him.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231427
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Utter, complete bullshit.
oh good God, Annabella is a freaking moron.
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Mind-bogglingly so.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231427
If the OP is true, it's hard to imagine that anybody could be so stupid.
Help! Emergency! I'm flying to Hawaii but I'm too cheap to buy the inflight meal. What should I pack to eat?
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I feel like a fucking genius for figuring out ALL ON MY OWN:
1) toss a granola bar in my purse at home and
2) have a meal at an airport restaurant in the 2+ hours between check-in and take-off.
Sheesh.
You can't go 6 fucking hours without eating? How the fuck do you ever make it through the night or are you a 400 pound 3:00AM night feeder?
"Just because I'm not afraid to sign my name"
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Your name is Banana Lady? What a moran
Nothing grosser than some shlub chowing down in the next seat. I'll take a seat recliner over that, any day.
You can't go 6 fucking hours without eating? How the fuck do you ever make it through the night or are you a 400 pound 3:00AM night feeder?
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no kidding. noon - 6pm. what's so hard about that?
Jesus. She's acting like she's preparing for a trip to Antarctica, not SFO-OGG.
36 Anonymous said... 36
They get overweight from eating out all the time, then go on disability so us healthy tax payers have to take care of them.
April 12, 2013 at 5:47 PM
What did you have for dinner fatty?
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And I don't know about that particular site, but I know that DD mentioned that some of those sites actually take a percentage (when I was complaining about one of her friend's having a tacky registry.) DD did NOT do that. Thank God.
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Maybe not but she did have toothbrushes on her registry.
I have no problems donating money to help pay for the couple's honeymoon. It's what they want as part of the celebration, not some stupid crystal that they will never use and have no room for.
toothbrushes! lol
no posts from shitzu and her 6 mos. history is completely cleared out.
add another one to the list.
remind me the backstory on shitzu...the pea nutters all run together lol.
I have no problems donating money to help pay for the couple's honeymoon. It's what they want as part of the celebration, not some stupid crystal that they will never use and have no room for.
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I agree. I'd rather give money for a house or honeymoon than buy some damn knickknack that will be long forgotten or catching dust in a few years. But I agree that some people are tacky about it. My brother and SIL put some cutesy poem in their invitations to ask for money. That's tacky.
I gave them a heavy crystal vase, by the way.
I have no problems donating money to help pay for the couple's honeymoon. It's what they want as part of the celebration, not some stupid crystal that they will never use and have no room for.
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Me either. I spend the same amount in either case. Giving cash saves me the time and trouble of going out and shopping. A win for me, in my book.
Someone I know is getting married. They both have lived on their own, don't need towels and shit. They want cash to purchase a house, but know that asking will be regarded as tacky. So they're registering at BB & B specifically because they can take those gifts back and get refunded in cash. They get what they want (and need) and the old biddies don't get their panties in a twist.
Oh for fuck's sake. The things on your feet are HEELS not HEALS, dumbass.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=user&user_id=224352&days=180&jtw_submit=Change
Isn't this Shitzu?
I think a lot of the peas are cheap with gifts...bargain table sale stuff, Marshall's crap, or something homemade. They can pretend to themselves that their gifts are *awesome* and more expensive than they really are.
Hence the horror at the thought of ponying up cold, hard cash. A $20 "crystal" vase from Big Lots vs a $20 bill? LOL. With cash, they'd have to give (spend) more $$ to not look like a miser.
61, you're a flaming idiot.
I spend plenty on wedding gifts or I give equivalent cash. No Marshall's shit involved. I just don't like being *asked* for cash.
You can't tell the difference so I guess that means you probably *asked* for cash at your wedding at the trailer park community room.
Hit a nerve, eh?
61, you're a flaming idiot.
I spend plenty on wedding gifts or I give equivalent cash. No Marshall's shit involved. I just don't like being *asked* for cash.
You can't tell the difference so I guess that means you probably *asked* for cash at your wedding at the trailer park community room.
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I don't get all the pearl clutching over a honeymoon registry.
We didn't register at all (my husband and I were both professionals with our own homes when we married - first marriage for both), and I do find outright requests for cash tacky.
Otherwise, though, I'd rather give the couple something they will use, like cash toward their honeymoon than some shitty trinket made in China.
The fact that you felt the need to get all classist "trailer park community room" shows how little class and money you really do have.
weddings suck; no one stays married anymore
keep your trash and your cash
Otherwise, though, I'd rather give the couple something they will use, like cash toward their honeymoon than some shitty trinket made in China.
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Then what's so wrong about them asking for money? They don't want some shitty trinket from China either and they are just being honest.
66, that's exactly what she was saying, you dumb cow.
The stupid from the bukkit seems to have migrated here.
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Hit a nerve, eh?
April 13, 2013 at 12:17 AM
It's actually more like I am sick to death of people too stupid to see nuance. Not wanting to be dunned for money by grasping brides does not necessarily equal being cheap or ungenerous. Of course, I shouldn't really expect my fellow blog bitches to get that, even when it's explained in simple language. @@
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Please help the poor parrots!
67Anonymous said... 67 66, that's exactly what she was saying, you dumb cow.
The stupid from the bukkit seems to have migrated here.
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No, you don't get it. She was agreeing you dumb obese cunt.
"66, that's exactly what she was saying, you dumb cow."
Can't you just speak to someone like a normal human being? As if you were looking them in the eye. I seriously doubt you run around calling people names to their face.
https://www.loveourlocalbusiness.com/base/lolb2desktop?region_id=ca&content_id=20029&tab_id=0
also vote for cleaning up tbe water!
Parrot Partner 1280 cake Diva 412. Anyone know how many others are ahead of CD?
Thanks for the reminder 69.
Someone I know is getting married. They both have lived on their own, don't need towels and shit. They want cash to purchase a house, but know that asking will be regarded as tacky. So they're registering at BB & B specifically because they can take those gifts back and get refunded in cash. They get what they want (and need) and the old biddies don't get their panties in a twist.
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Ridiculous that they have to resort to this. Cut out the bullshit and give them cash for their down payment.
Ridiculous that they have to resort to this. Cut out the bullshit and give them cash for their down payment.
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But the pearl clutchers will shit their big girl panties if someone asked for money.
If the couple were homos, on welfare or illegals the peas wouldn't make a fucking negative peep. They'd be lining up to give their money and yours too.
That glass in your window? It's a PANE not pain. Morons.
But the pearl clutchers will shit their big girl panties if someone asked for money.
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It's like they live in a time warp.....it's 1957 and everyone gets married at 18 or 20 yo straight from mom and dad's house and have no household possessions to speak of.
So weird and antiquated.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231507
I swear she makes this shit up.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231213
I bet she's creaming her panties over the Peas telling her what an amazing person she is.
http://i48.tinypic.com/1602ko.jpg
Ewwww.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231417
Isn't batya in her 30s? I won't consider her a "young person".
"I feel confident my kids would not have participated but I would be concerned for those who had."kittenonthekeys
Of course her kids would never suck helium out of balloon.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231507
Oh yeah the lady who has a kid that has a perp stalking her?? LOL
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3171264
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231213
I bet she's creaming her panties over the Peas telling her what an amazing person she is.
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Just another bored grief whore, using someone else's grief to get attention for herself.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231213
I bet she's creaming her panties over the Peas telling her what an amazing person she is.
Who the fuk is she to criticize how someone mourns? What a pestering busy body bitch.
pestering busy body bitch.
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Yep. That's Kelp's middle name :)
I see Yvonne is still the clueless oreo. NSBR sure attracts the weirdest, most uneducated Mexicans and blacks.
LOL Keri hasn't posted in 2 mos until now. I guess there's some contest coming up soon.
Oh yeah the lady who has a kid that has a perp stalking her?? LOL
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3171264
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Why are you bringing up an old thread from last year? Are you hoping someone will bump it?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3231388&pg=2
Because she's young and single and wants to have some fun just doesn't seem to apply to Annadumbella any more. She's getting a little long in the tooth and the slutty clothes she wears are starting to make her look desperate.
No 90 it was relevant to her craziness (from the post above it). Keep up.
Since you asked a stupid question I'll just ask are you Kel22 or Carol? LOL
91 but didn't you see where she said she was in high demand on avedadivas thread? LOL
North Korea reportedly warned Japan that Tokyo would be the first target if Pyongyang decides to play its nuclear card.
The warning reportedly is in response to Tokyo's standing orders to destroy any missile heading toward Japan, according to Korean Central News Agency. Japan has deployed PAC-3 missile interceptor units around Tokyo to protect its capital and is taking North Korea’s rhetoric seriously.
"We are doing all we can to protect the safety of our nation," chief Cabinet spokesman Yoshihide Suga said, though he and Ministry of Defense officials refused to confirm the reports about the naval alert, saying they do not want to "show their cards" to North Korea.
Japanese officials long have feared that North Korea not only has the means but several potential motives for launching an attack on Tokyo or major U.S. military installations on Japan’s main island.
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Anyway last night he asked me if I was talking to anyone else because he doesn't want me to do that and also wanted to
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I would have said yes I'm still casually dating a couple other people at the moment. I would say that to any man, gives him a little competition and he sees that I'm in high demand. Nothing wrong with saying that very early on because they know they're new and that since you met online of course you have plenty of suitors!
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Tell him that's it's too much too soon for you and that you've decided not to pursue any relationships at the moment
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I like that. I would also tell him on the phone (not text) that you just don't feel any sparks between the two of you.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3231037
In reference to topic, not trying to get someone to bump it.
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North Korea warns foreigners to leave South Korea
No 90 it was relevant to her craziness (from the post above it). Keep up.
Since you asked a stupid question I'll just ask are you Kel22 or Carol? LOL
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Since you are such a cunty bitch, I won't answer your question. LOL!
You're so mature 97. Such a peach.
Help it's my husband's 30th birthday and I want to surprise him with a blow job but I've never done it how do I do it? I'm afraid my teeth will scrape his peepee.
get some chapstick
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231485
Wow Dalai Mama just wow. Do 9 year olds really need to know about anal sex?
I see Yvonne is still the clueless oreo. NSBR sure attracts the weirdest, most uneducated Mexicans and blacks.
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Yeah, because the white people it attracts are all spectacular, educated and intellectual, right?
Just waiting for Lauren to start dropping the spic bomb.....
She's got to do it here since the powers that be at the Bukkit probably warned her that her next meltdown will result in a perma ban.
101 Anonymous said... 101
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231485
Wow Dalai Mama just wow. Do 9 year olds really need to know about anal sex?
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No I doubt any 9yo needs to know about anal.
101 Anonymous said... 101
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231485
Wow Dalai Mama just wow. Do 9 year olds really need to know about anal sex?
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Well it will give him something to talk to his therapist about in 20 years.
Help it's my husband's 30th birthday and I want to surprise him with a blow job but I've never done it how do I do it? I'm afraid my teeth will scrape his peepee.
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Please tell me this is a joke.
101 Anonymous said... 101
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231485
Wow Dalai Mama just wow. Do 9 year olds really need to know about anal sex?
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Seriously. Who does this?
I didn't get the impression that DM told her sons graphic details. I don't see anything wrong with a parent giving basic, factual information if a child is curious. I wouldn't lie if my child asked where babies come from, either.
DM can be pretty weird, but I'd bet her kids are better-adjusted than the bible thumpers' kids.
101 Anonymous said... 101
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231485
Wow Dalai Mama just wow. Do 9 year olds really need to know about anal sex?
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Well it will give him something to talk to his therapist about in 20 years.
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Dawn Russell also shows herself to be a fucking moron on this thread. Rather than monitoring her kid's computer use and honestly answering her questions, the kid googles sex and this idiot bans her from the computer for a year. Because she "felt like God was telling (her) just to not let her have one in her hands."
There is so much crazy in that one post that I don't even know where to go with it. This idiot is truly fucking her kid up.
She now has such a strong walk with God that she says she is not tempted to do wrong online because He convicts her and she knows better.
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The best part of Dawn Russell's post. I always wonder what they've been convicted of. Gives me a Law & Order vibe.
I didn't get the impression that DM told her sons graphic details. I don't see anything wrong with a parent giving basic, factual information if a child is curious. I wouldn't lie if my child asked where babies come from, either.
DM can be pretty weird, but I'd bet her kids are better-adjusted than the bible thumpers' kids.
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+1,000,000
There is so much crazy in that one post that I don't even know where to go with it. This idiot is truly fucking her kid up.
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Truly. Calling her 9 year old dd a sex addict?
That poor, poor kid. :(
Not 9 now.
WTH does " because He convicts her and she knows better" mean? I feel so badly for that poor 9 year child being seriously fucked up by "her walk with God"
Convinced? That's all I got.
Mommy Dearest: Jeebus Version.
I see Yvonne is still the clueless oreo. NSBR sure attracts the weirdest, most uneducated Mexicans and blacks.
Well at least there's Fraidyscrapper to balance out the stupid. Yvonne has never been the brightest bulb in the bunch. She'll still post on L'urine's fake threads, is a Palin fan, and is offended by peace symbol Christmas lawn decorations.
That Dawn Russell thread... I could not even read all of her post. She's bible-thumpin' cray cray.
Since when did the peas become the ones who decide what is considered tacky? I think it's tacky to rush to the computer and report the latest offense to the internet.
Help it's my husband's 30th birthday and I want to surprise him with a blow job but I've never done it how do I do it? I'm afraid my teeth will scrape his peepee
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Ask Mrs Typhus, she's the expert.
Should I post this at 2peas? lol
http://mom.me/blog/6805-breast-milk-jewelry-actually-exists/?ncid=webmail33
Jesus Christ. STJ needs to set up a separate board solely for "Is this tacky?" posts.
Help it's my husband's 30th birthday and I want to surprise him with a blow job but I've never done it how do I do it? I'm afraid my teeth will scrape his peepee
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Ask Mrs Typhus, she's the expert.
April 14, 2013 at 8:51 AM
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But but but......THINK OF TEH BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!
Yvonne has never been the brightest bulb in the bunch. She'll still post on L'urine's fake threads, is a Palin fan, and is offended by peace symbol Christmas lawn decorations.
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Yup, and she hates the Muppets. She's a dumb ass alright.
~SuburbanMom~ must read the blog. She figured out that some blog bitches know that she doesn't look like Diane Krueger and took down the avatar with DK's picture and also all her layouts that have her picture on them.
It's a safe bet that at least 60 to 75% of peas read the blog, even if they don't participate.
So many of them won't admit it, but they love the smack.
What did she look like, 124? Fat, thin, attractive, ugly?
I have no idea who Diane Kreuger is, so that comparison won't help me a bit.
I've always pictured Suburban Mom as another STM. Maybe not quite so fat and piggy, but definitely nothing special and a HUGE bragger, poser, and exaggerator.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231612
It'll be fun when the well-read, informed peas start refuting this one. CADoodlebug is a moron.
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~SuburbanMom~ must read the blog. She figured out that some blog bitches know that she doesn't look like Diane Krueger and took down the avatar with DK's picture and also all her layouts that have her picture on them.
April 14, 2013 at 11:24 AM
Don't see her in her layouts at all..
oops, ignore 128 please lol
BEIJING – Two more people have died in China from a new strain of bird flu, raising the death toll from the virus to 13, state media reported Sunday.
The official Xinhua News Agency said the two deaths were reported in Shanghai and that three new cases were also confirmed in the financial hub. A total of 11 new cases were reported Sunday -- including two in a central province that previously had been unaffected. In all, 60 cases of the virus, known as H7N9, have been reported in China.
Quit, Katie Couric if we wanted the news we'd go to cnn.com
It'll be fun when the well-read, informed peas start refuting this one. CADoodlebug is a moron.
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Idiot is waaaaay out of her depth. She needs to put down the paper and go back to The Bachelor and Honey Boo Boo.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231600
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I <3 Maureen.
LOL Keri hasn't posted in 2 mos until now. I guess there's some contest coming up soon.
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Or else she wants to show off more of her Rococo-Loco decorating. Heh.
126 and 127-SuburbanMom has been at the Pod for years. She used to be BerkleyMom (or something like that) and she lives near San Francisco. She was a sahm that posted about nothing but shopping and decorating her house.
She was nothing special looking. Average looks, bleached blond hair and she was thin and always talking about staying thin. Typical California bitch. She posted quite a few pictures of herself back then.
Now she has some new career and has become a total snooty bitch. She used to shop at Target now she shops at Boden, Anthropolgy and Nordstrom. She probably took down all her pictures and changed her Pea name so no one would find her now that she has some job. Her posting style has completely changed too.
"I <3 Maureen."
Okay scrapwench. Get a room.
I <3 Maureen."
Okay scrapwench. Get a room.
??? there are nearly 2 hours between 133 and stenchie's post at the bukkit. and no i am not stench
131 Anonymous said... 131
Quit, Katie Couric if we wanted the news we'd go to cnn.com
April 14, 2013 at 4:34 PM
We?
"??? there are nearly 2 hours between 133 and stenchie's post at the bukkit."
So? Sometimes people read and post at the bucket in a free moment, then have to go do something. Then a few hours later, when the have another free moment, they come back and read and post here.
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131 Anonymous said... 131
Quit, Katie Couric if we wanted the news we'd go to cnn.com
April 14, 2013 at 4:34 PM
We?
April 14, 2013 at 7:49 PM
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I'll be part of the we, if I want news I'll look at a news site, not a smack site.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231636
Does buckeyesandy think people really give that much of a fuck about the drama with her dd?
I'll be part of the we, if I want news I'll look at a news site, not a smack site.
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Isn't that special.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231636
Does buckeyesandy think people really give that much of a fuck about the drama with her dd?
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I think she gets off on the drama. What a white trash mess.
Yvonne's dh is from the old country? El Salvador, known for gangs and violence not chivalry. They're the little mutant bull dog faced people according to my fil. lol
Nothing more entertaining/horrifying than an Old Testament nutter.
That poor child.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231638
Gently tell your son to build a bridge and get over it. He's a grown man in the Navy. Let the past go and move on. Don't let yourself be defined as a victim.
That's the problem these days everyone wants to hang on to their hurts. They seem to think they are the only one who has ever suffered either physically or emotionally.
We really need to get past this "poor me" mentality we have going in this country.
I think he was doing fine when he was in school and not running to mommy.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231705
Always SWIM
tsk tsk
I would be pissed if my mother was posting about my life on a fucking scrapbooking message board. I'm not surprised that Buckeyesandy can't get along with her daughter.
Oh batshit. I feel so fucking sorry for you. You only go to 2peas so you can feel elite. Your real life must be fucking sad.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231717
Guess you all missed Steph (D)Rebel's engagement?
Didn't miss it, 151, just don't give a crap - seen her mention it and have zero interest.
What? She found someone stupid enough to marry her? Miracles do happen!
Her wedding sounds like another hillbilly event. The menu looks like something you bring to a pot luck dinner at the trailer park.
If you brag about your wedding guests being rednecks...
Anybody else think she's pregnant? It seems like nobody even heard about a potential fiancé, now she's engaged and getting married in three months?
151 Is that him in the pic someone posted from here the other day?
oh and "that is so last weeks' news"
10 Anonymous said... 10
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3230855
Who would want to marry a frumpy middle-aged dildo selling ton of fun anyway? Let alone that many times.
April 8, 2013 at 7:19 PM
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231720
Why doesn't Steph take her incessant wedding shit to a wedding board?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231741
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aslan must be bored.
Guess you all missed Steph (D)Rebel's engagement?
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oooo! I hope she shares her wedding favors with the peas. What do you think - mini dildo keychains that light up, like those laser pointers? with her business info impresed on them?
Or maybe she will be really classy and make it vibrators. And include batteries so guests can go try them without a pesky run to CVS. Fun!
ftr - that menu sounds like my pig out DREAM.
I give it three years before she tells the Peas she is getting divorced.
Honestly, something is :off:. He is way too good looking for her and that ring is really nice. She is a fat, homely mess. He is either mental or otherwise damaged in some way.
Got a link to Steph's ring and man? I won't believe it until I see it.
Vote for the PARROTS!
http://bit.ly/ZCKqpW
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231720
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361 - Here's a link with photo of the guy and the ring. I smell a pregnancy announcement right around the corner.
I imagine that steph is probably pretty hot in bed, I doubt she has a sex towel she has to lay down like 70% of women... "sex is icky" anymore. Guy finds one that does the weird shit, marry her ass fast.
btw, I do all the weird shit. I'm happily married and so is my husband.
69- thanks for the reminder and the link!! Parrot Power!!
I think Honey Boo Boo will look adorable in that flower girls dress.
Just curious 364 what do you consider "the weird shit?"
" Not being from the local area, my only info on the Post is some of their snarky headlines. Are they generally known as a reputable news source? "
Bless your clueless little heart Kas.
weird shit by my standards: spanking, bondage, anal, etc.
weird shit by pea standards (and most women): having sex at the foot of the bed.
160 he's not THAT good looking. Someone posted this link a day or so ago.
http://i48.tinypic.com/1602ko.jpg
Thanks for the link...
I don't think he's all that good looking, in fact I'll go so far as to say he's lucky she's marrying him.
So according to you bitches, only good looking people should get married?? (No I'm not steph). Two people found each other and are happy...who the hell cares that she is not a beauty queen and he is not a handsome hunk? Obviously, they both think the other is good looking, that is all they need.
The ring looks fake.
The cake is hideous that she posted in her thread.
God, can you imagine those two fatties having sex? Couple of pigs fighting under blanket. Pass the eye bleach please.
Is she seriously wearing that dress that she posted at the bukkit? I hope they make it in plus sizes and her rolls are encased in spanx like any proper sausage should be.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231763
Miss Crunchy-Perfect-Natural Beauty colors her hair? And she doesn't go to the most expensive place to have it done?
I notice on the Clarisonic thread that she's talking up a chemical cleanser instead of the oil cleansing method she went on and on about.
Nope, the only people allowed to have sex are those that are of approved weights and facial features. Overweight or ugly are only allowed to stay home and sit in a dark room alone. ::eyeroll::
Well, he looks way better looking in the pic she posted on this thread: http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3231720&pg=1
In that pic that was linked before, he looks like a slob like she does. She just looks DIRTY to me like she never bathes and her underwear have yellow streaks in them. ::shudder::
177-you must be fat AND ugly.
sorry.
Nope, I'm neither. But, I'm also not so vapid and shallow that I need to put others down to make myself feel better.
172 Anonymous said... 172
So according to you bitches, only good looking people should get married?? (No I'm not steph). Two people found each other and are happy...who the hell cares that she is not a beauty queen and he is not a handsome hunk? Obviously, they both think the other is good looking, that is all they need.
April 15, 2013 at 4:15 PM
Someone said he was good looking but he's not. Just stating the obvious. I don't think anyone said they shouldn't get married.
.high.horse.get.down.now. (were you smoking shit at coachella all weekend or something?)
179-You must have low self-esteem to say something like that.
Ah, yes, all you that were saying how she is just fat and ugly and that he must have something wrong with him (see 160/360) are just nicely stating the obvious. And you think I am on a high horse??
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231756
Ask Squillen...
183 Anonymous said... 183
Ah, yes, all you that were saying how she is just fat and ugly and that he must have something wrong with him (see 160/360) are just nicely stating the obvious. And you think I am on a high horse??
April 15, 2013 at 4:59 PM
All you? That was one persons opinion. I posted the link. Even 160 didn't say they shouldn't get married. @@
OK, so they just shouldn't talk about it or be happy about it. Ok then...
186 whoever you were talking to has left you high and dry. Are you just going to pick at anyone mentioning staph now? (Please don't answer). LOL
I hate all the speculation on the Boston Marathon bombing thead. One pea mishears something, posts it on the thread without bothering to find out if it is even true, and the peas take it and run with it. Uuuggg...how about you slow down and actually fact check? Or, how about you just let the police do their job and not spread rumors??
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231786
heartcats dh sounds like a true prince among men. Such a shame she got to him before I had a chance to meet him and make him mine.
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Over the past couple of years I have lost a significant amount of weight. It has come off gradually, mostly working a physical job and exercising at home, with few changes in eating and no dieting. I wanted something realistic that was a true lifestyle change, the goal was not X number on a scale of Y dress size.
With the weather getting warmer and no longer wearing sweatshirts and hoodies at work but more form fitting clothing, co-workers who I first started working with a year ago have noticed the loss. It has been important to me that I have not been on a fad diet, or depriving myself in any way, but have been making healthy choices, espeially in regards to portion sizes, and being more active.
Today dh picked me up at work, and a friend/co-worker who got out first had stopped at our van to say 'hi'. As I neared, she said that she was just telling dh that a lot of people lately had been commenting on the weight loss and wondering what I had been doing.
His response to her, 'Starving herself!'
I was dumbfounded and did not know what to say, and mumbled, 'That's not true.'
He is always doing crap like this and I just don't get it. Saying things that aren't true, saying things to embarrass me or make me look stupid, or saying things in an indulgent 'isn't she cute' tone of voice, or saying things that sound long-suffering.
Not only does he know I have not been starving myself, or dieting in any way, he knows how important that is to me. I am sure the story at work now will be that I am engaging in unhealthy behaviours, and starving or on some fad diet, with all of the related comments. Regardless of what I say now, there are those who will believe that.
It also frustrates me because people who might have been motivated to make positive changes will feel that they can't do it, or that they don't want to do something 'crazy' or 'extreme'.
He doesn't even 'get' why I am mad at him. And I am not sure whether I properly communicated why I am. Perhaps if this was an isolated incident, it would not be so bad. But it has happened repeatedly, we have talked about it, and it continues to happen.
The things he says always seem to be designed to negate me, my interests, or my accomplishments in some way, or to make fun or me, while he and someone else, often even a stranger, share a look or a laugh or something. I am probably not explaining this well.
Another example would be my photography. He will suggest we go for a drive so I can take photos, and then we'll get someplace, and I'll be taking pictures, and someone will walk by and he'll make some comment like, 'Okay, sweetie, that's enough.' Then look at the other person and kind of roll his eyes and say something about 'paparazzi' or make some other somewhat demeaning comment that might elicit a laugh or a look of sympathy, and that puts me on the outside while they share a 'moment'.
There are even times when he'll say something to my sister or parents about me that never.even.happened. or happened very differently. Again, something that slants me a bad light. And I interject to deny it.
I don't know what it is he 'gets' out of it. He denies that it happens, but it does. I am really getting sick and tired of it.
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Because she'll realize she's over shared and delete it.
I'm visually impaired and don't do well with finding new ways to get places, even with GPS. I usually drive there, leave my car with the hospital valet, and get out easily.
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That's a bit scary.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231772
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231644
Enabler, complaining about the product of enabling.
I can't imagine the misery that comes with being married to Heartcat.
HA!! and to think a few years ago Heartcat was ready to leave her schlub of a husband for some other man!! I remember her going on and on AND ON AND ON about this other guy that she really didnt' know but was totally in love with and then
BAM
all of a sudden she was going on and on and ON about how much she loved her husband and what a wonderful man he was, blah, blah, blah...
She even had a tag line for her location: In the arms of the most wonderful man
Blech, barf, pass the eye bleach.
Sounds like her husband is a fucking asshole.
I got the impression that Heartcat approached the other man and was turned down, so her rejected feelings allowed her to fall in love again with her husband.
This is marriage #3 for Brooklin now, right? And she is young.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3231790#30974383
So she really isn't in the arms of the most amazing man, huh?
196-I think it is only number 2. She wasn't married to the father of the baby she gave up.
She married that old fart from Big & Rich that had the stepkids he expected her to take care of and then he died after they were divorced.
Now she is married to some new dude and had another kid. I don't know why she came back to the bukkit. She hasn't been around for years. No one really cares anymore. Besides, she was a bitch that thought she hit the big time when she married the old fucker.
"that old fart" wasn't just from Big & Rich. He played with a lot of bands.
.just.sayin'.
I bet Staph gets pregnant as soon as she can (if she's not already). Keeping the guy didn't work with the other two baby daddies and it probably won't work for this one either.
I thought Staph's boyfriend was black. What happened to him?
Staph posted in Dec:
Posted: 12/12/2012 1:09:26 PM
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Definitely won't be going sexy boxers...I haven't even seen the ones he wears on the daily yet ha We've been friends for 3 years but only talking on a different level since the summer. He's 9 hours from here and he's been out here twice since October to visit for a weekend and i've gone out there once. We're in that kind of new/different/change to our relationship stage.
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At the start of Dec it's a *new* relationship, 4 months later they are engaged and the wedding will be in July.
My bet is on a 10 pound "premature" baby.
A bomb goes off in Boston amd kills and maims fellow Americans, but pea life goes on regardless. Self obsessed? Never.
Gel nails v gel polish - advise me.
What topping should I have on my pancakes?
Look at the crap I daubed on the side of my shed, and heap praise on it or I'll throw a hissy fit.
I want to go on a cruise - advise me.
My husband is a twat.
Look at the picture of my baby wrapped in an what looks like an old pair of my MILs panties.
Jeesus
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