Monday, April 8, 2013

Space 4/8/13

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Anonymous said...

3-what the fuck do you want people to do? stop posting and go into mourning? life goes on and we all can't wallow in the tragedies of life 24/7.

get the fuck over yourself ya grief whore.

Anonymous said...

Heartcat is dependent on her husband for transportation. No wonder he treats her like a child. He has to ferry her around to take her pictures like he is taking kids to soccer games. He is making fun of her photography and it hurts her feelings but allow me to direct your attention to the exhibit titled "Self-portrait in granny panties on bed" as an example of the quality of her work. He does sound like a complete dick though and it doesn't seem like they communicate very well.

Anonymous said...

Heartcat doesn't drive? Why?

My sister doesn't drive and never has. Her DH complains about it sometimes. I can't really blame him. She dawdles and takes forever and adds stops to the list. She has no medical reason to not drive (I did, I drive now). She's just lazy.

Anonymous said...

Driving makes her nervous. She just doesn't want to. That would drive me bananas.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231830

Fucking Buckeye Sandy and her white trash bullshit. I thought she was annoying about her broken foot....

I swear that moron gets off on the drama with her daughter and grand daughter.

Anonymous said...

I have a friend that doesn't drive. She just doesn't. No medical reason.

#3, GTFO yourself! Yes, what happened in Boston yesterday was tragic but like 4 told you, life goes on!

JANE PLEASE!!! How about some SPACE!!! Over a week and you can't be bothered? It takes what, 30 seconds to push a few buttons! Come ON!

Anonymous said...

Driving makes her nervous. She just doesn't want to. That would drive me bananas.
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Just like my sister. It's part of being an adult. Unless you have a medical reason not to drive, suck it up and deal with it.

Anonymous said...

Steph's fiance isn't bad looking. He'd look better without the grey goatee on his face! But then, I don't like facial hair! ICK! The ring is nice. NOt a fan of that flower girls dress and the dress she's chosen is also nice but I don't think she has the body type for it.

Anonymous said...

Steph is just tacky and trashy. I'm sure this marriage will last forever and ever and ever. If, by "forever and ever and ever" you mean less than 3 years.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231776

"Sluggish Cognitive Tempo?"

There are so many ways for kids to be special these days.

hateful cow said...

Hey Cake Diva thanks for bumping your vote whoring post every day. I consider it a friendly reminder to vote for Parrot Partners and all the other wishes that have way more votes than you.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231776

"Sluggish Cognitive Tempo?"

There are so many ways for kids to be special these days.
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I bet he's on a special diet too.
People would rather have a label than admit that their offspring is just not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231851

The words "upscale," "casual" and "bowling alley" don't seem like they belong in the same sentence.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231805

You bitches beetlejuiced Ella back to the bukkit.

She is pathetic.

Anonymous said...

There are upscale bowling alleys. It's a hipster thing. Live bands, good food, vintage mid-century decor. They are a lot of fun.

Anonymous said...

There are upscale bowling alleys. It's a hipster thing. Live bands, good food, vintage mid-century decor. They are a lot of fun.

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I'm the one who said the words "upscale" and "bowling alley" don't seem like they belong in the same sentence. I guess I was wrong!

What you're describing does sound like a lot of fun. Wish we had something like that around here.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231852

She is driving around on hydrocodone and xanax. Nice.

Anonymous said...

Lots of ppl drive on Xanax and yes even hydrocodone. It isn't a big deal.

Anonymous said...

Lots of ppl drive on Xanax and yes even hydrocodone. It isn't a big deal.

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Says someone who is probably doped up most of the time. I bet you'd flip the fuck out if you knew someone was driving after they smoked a little weed, though.

Anonymous said...

Studies have proven that smoking weed delays your reaction to events. It also affects your memory.

Anonymous said...

Studies have proven that smoking weed delays your reaction to events. It also affects your memory.

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Studies have also shown that the results of the studies you're talking about were wrong.

Also, hydrocodone is a fucking narcotic. What do you think that does to your reaction time and memory?

Enjoy your narcotics, though! And have fun driving your kids around while you're all doped up. I guess it's okay to be doped up if your doctor tells you it is.

Hypocrite.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231868

Stop pimping your shit!

Anonymous said...

I took a hydrocodone today. Then went out and picked up my kid from school. Some people need them to be able to handle the chronic pain to get them thru the day.

I've also driven while high--WAY before I had kids though.

Anonymous said...

Most people who complain of chronic pain are just drug seeking weaklings who'd rather be dooed up than suck it up.

Enjoy popping those delicious and highly addictive narcotics!

Anonymous said...

Enjoy your narcotics, though! And have fun driving your kids around while you're all doped up. I guess it's okay to be doped up if your doctor tells you it is.


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I don't take any narcotics. I don't even take a fucking vitamin. And I'm not fat blah blah blah.

And those studies were wrong? Bullshit.

Now go smoke your bowl and then fuck yourself. You obviously need it.

Anonymous said...

Where's the parrot link? I'm too high to find it.

Anonymous said...

411, I give Steph credit. She has raised her boys on her own and seems to be doing a pretty good job of it. I am not seeing that they're little juvenile delinquents. They look like they're pretty good kids. Ya, so she's not the typical PTA mother.

You should see the parents of some of the offspring that attend school with my child! Oy Vey! They can't put the cancer stick down for one minute. Not at the ball field where there's a big sign that says NO SMOKING. Not in their car while dropping junior off at school. Not in the pick up line while waiting for junior after school. They come to functions wearing pj bottoms. Their kids come to school wearing shoes with holes in them. They have plenty of money for smokes but none for supplying their kids with clothes and shoes. It sickens me!

Anonymous said...

I don't smoke weed or pop hydrocodone, moron. I just love the hypocrisy of thinking it's okay to drive around hopped up on one drug more than another.

You sound like a psychotic rager. I love how passionate you are about defending a substance you supposedly don't use. It's adorable :)

Anonymous said...

Enjoy popping those delicious and highly addictive narcotics!
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You're just jealous that you don't have any! :p


Actually I(426) have some because I had a surgical procedure recently. Today my incision is hurting and the motrin didnt cut it. I took ONE 5mg hydrocodone. It was enough to take the edge off. NOT enough to make me too impaired to drive.

I have chronic aches and pains just like a lot of people do. For that, I pop the motrins.

Anonymous said...

A bomb goes off in Boston amd kills and maims fellow Americans, but pea life goes on regardless. Self obsessed? Never.

Gel nails v gel polish - advise me.
What topping should I have on my pancakes?
Look at the crap I daubed on the side of my shed, and heap praise on it or I'll throw a hissy fit.
I want to go on a cruise - advise me.
My husband is a twat.
Look at the picture of my baby wrapped in an what looks like an old pair of my MILs panties.
Jeesus
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A bomb goes off in Boston and you have time to read 2 peas and post on a smack board?
Where are your priorities?

Anonymous said...

Most people who complain of chronic pain are just drug seeking weaklings who'd rather be dooed up than suck it up.

Enjoy popping those delicious and highly addictive narcotics!

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Bullshit. You obviously have never had a chronic condition. And guess what? I don't use pain pills so go fuck yourself.

Anonymous said...

Oh and I am all for weed being legal too.

Anonymous said...

Me too 35! I think it should be legalized and then the Govt can tax the shit out of it!

27, I hope you never have chronic pain. It's not fun but for those of us who do, we find ways to live with it so we can function.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231776

Isn't Inattentive ADD redundant?

So tired of all these made up "disorders" that we've created to explain the fact that some people are just dumber than others.

Anonymous said...

Isn't Inattentive ADD redundant?

So tired of all these made up "disorders" that we've created to explain the fact that some people are just dumber than others.
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Um, I have adult-diagnosed inattentive ADD. I was in G&T programs from the fourth grade on, and I got an honors bachelor's degree. My problem is that I really can't pay attention.

I'd agree that most "disorders" are made up or overdiagnosed, but this one isn't. Now--that sluggish cognitive tempo thing? Fake. Too many diagnoses of Asperger's? Fake.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231832

I'm glad some smart peas showed up to refute the "oh my gawd they're giving girls permission to have sex" usual bullshit.

Anonymous said...

Isn't Inattentive ADD redundant?

So tired of all these made up "disorders" that we've created to explain the fact that some people are just dumber than others.
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Um, I have adult-diagnosed inattentive ADD. I was in G&T programs from the fourth grade on, and I got an honors bachelor's degree. My problem is that I really can't pay attention.

I'd agree that most "disorders" are made up or overdiagnosed, but this one isn't. Now--that sluggish cognitive tempo thing? Fake. Too many diagnoses of Asperger's? Fake.

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You somehow managed to overcome your "disorder" and be a successful adult, though.

Most people use these issues as an excuse. Good for you for not doing that.

But why does it have to be a disorder? You have a shitty attention span. Why turn it into a disease?

Anonymous said...

I understand your point, 440, but to me, disorder = biological. Shitty attention span = environmental.

Anonymous said...

You sound like a psychotic rager. I love how passionate you are about defending a substance you supposedly don't use. It's adorable :)


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You sound like a cunt.

Anonymous said...

You sound like a psychotic rager. I love how passionate you are about defending a substance you supposedly don't use. It's adorable :)


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You sound like a cunt.
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A hydrocodone or two might improve her personality 42, ya think? lol

Anonymous said...

https://www.loveourlocalbusiness.com/base/lolb2desktop?region_id=ca&content_id=20029&tab_id=0

Parrots for Peace!!

Anonymous said...

Speaking of someone that needs a hydrocodone or two...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231846

She's still complaining about shit yet there are victims of a bomb in Boston, but she doesn't care. It's all about her.

Anonymous said...

I agree 43 ;-)

Anonymous said...

Benem. She quoted SueSume in her signature. Enough said.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231790

What the hell is that wrapped around her baby? A scarf? It's horrible looking.

Anonymous said...

48 Anonymous said... 48
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231790

What the hell is that wrapped around her baby? A scarf? It's horrible looking.

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Sort of looks like rags dh keeps in the garage for working on cars.

Anonymous said...

It looks like dyed linen. I don't know what's terrible about that. The photograph babies in flammable polyester Christmas stockings and babies wrapped in rebel flags and babies squashed into in trifle bowls. Linen is the least offensive swaddling I've seen.

Anonymous said...

"She's still complaining about shit yet there are victims of a bomb in Boston, but she doesn't care. It's all about her."





Yes, there are bombing victims. But there are still millions of people living on this earth and their problems and issues don't magically disappear because bombs went off in Boston. We all still have to get up, go to work, pay bills, make dinner and keep on living and all that comes with it.

The world didn't suddenly become a magical place where all problems disappear because bombs went off in Boston. We're all still human.




Anonymous said...

https://www.loveourlocalbusiness.com/base/lolb2desktop?region_id=ca&content_id=20029&tab_id=0


Help the poor parrots!

Anonymous said...

You sound like a psychotic rager. I love how passionate you are about defending a substance you supposedly don't use. It's adorable :)


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You sound like a cunt.

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Someone gets a little testy when she can't get her fix. Be sure to address that "chronic pain" before you start going into withdrawal :)

Anonymous said...

Someone gets a little testy when she can't get her fix. Be sure to address that "chronic pain" before you start going into withdrawal :)

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If you are not taking drugs, maybe you should start. It may help with your insanity.

Anonymous said...

Vicodin puts me to sleep LOL I can't drive or function on it so I don't take it. I "suck it up" when I need to.

I've had to take vicodin after surgery before and it knocked me out.

Anonymous said...

You're a cheap date 55! Lol I took 2 vicodins two hrs ago...I'm fine. And no I'm not a pill popper either... Had surgery last week. Incision hurts!

Anonymous said...

Vicodin plugs me up like ive got a cork in my ass. Nothing feels quite like literally being full of shit and not being able to go without straining so hard that my eyes pop out. Oxy does the same thing.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the laugh, 57! I know it's not funny and sounds miserable, actually, but your post made me laugh.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of someone that needs a hydrocodone or two...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231846

She's still complaining about shit yet there are victims of a bomb in Boston, but she doesn't care. It's all about her.
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Sounds like she's got sluggish cognitive tempo - to me. A classic case.

Anonymous said...

Heck, I'd love to have an Adderol (sp) every morning and a Xanax every night.
Get skinny and no anxiety. Hook me up.

Yes "blah blah blah abusing medications and yadda yadda"

Just being honest, if I knew how to get that stuff, I'd be all over it!

Anonymous said...

56 Anonymous said... 56

You're a cheap date 55! Lol I took 2 vicodins two hrs ago...I'm fine. And no I'm not a pill popper either... Had surgery last week. Incision hurts!
April 16, 2013 at 7:34 PM

LOL My husband has to have oxy (he's terminally ill and no I don't take my business to the bucket so no guessing who I am by that tidbit lol) and he laughs at my inability to handle vicodin. It really does help him function (somewhat) though.

I hope you feel better soon. :)

Anonymous said...

JANE!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF

And screw you bitches who say it's whining LOL

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Anonymous said...

Jane if you're tired of keeping up with the blog say so. I'm sure someone will start another one. Someone always does.

Anonymous said...

Speak for yourself 463.
I don't have a problem reading and pressing "newest" once or twice.
Only the retards can't seem to cope with it.

Anonymous said...

64, it looks like 63 WAS speaking for herself..???.. She didn't speak for anyone else.

Only the retards can't read.

Anonymous said...

Jane is on her honeymoon still maybe? Maybe her Mommy can give us space. Come on CarlaBEEEEEFYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231931

Once again, Dorkangel has proven herself to be a moron.

"Since having a affair is two people having sex with each other.There is no such thing as a Emotional affair. Nothing life would go on like normal. I would deal with my own issues of insecurity and move on with life. Men and women can be friend and share there life with out them having a affair with each other."


Anonymous said...

"At the start of Dec it's a *new* relationship, 4 months later they are engaged and the wedding will be in July.

My bet is on a 10 pound "premature" baby."

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If my memory serves me right (it usually doesn't so take it for what it's worth), I thought Steph mentioned having her tubes tied at one point. I remember reading a thread about tubals and I could've sworn she mentioned having it done. I could be thinking of a different Steph though. Either way, I'm happy for her. I think she sounds like someone I'd like to be friends with.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231861

love that the twat Stinky Rose is getting her ass handed to her

Anonymous said...

love that the twat Stinky Rose is getting her ass handed to her

She's probably just mimicking her gun nutter husband's conspiracy BS. The killer is starting to look more and more like her own.

Anonymous said...

Stinky Rose is a fucking moron. I'm no Obama lover, but that is the wrong fucking thread for that shit.

Anonymous said...

Positive home preg test...causes?
Posted 2/17/2012 by Steph (D)Rebel in NSBR Board

Steph (D)Rebel
I'm what the *buzz* is all about!

PeaNut 69,964
February 2003
Posts: 20,632
Layouts: 213
Loc: South Centralish Ohio
Posted: 2/17/2012 8:36:43 AM
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**disclAimer**. My uterus is now and will remain fetus free...there's no room at the inn! Just incredibly intrigued about the inner workings of one of my dear friends . ***

Anyone ever taken a home test that was positive and then a blood test at the doctors office that was negative? I've heard of false negatives but is there something that can cause a false positive? I have a friend who went to get an iud and took a test the morning of her appt. it's most definitely positive, although faint. The nurse scheduled her to retest next week. Any theories other than another baby on the way?

Anonymous said...

For me, Adultery is one of the three A's that justify divorce.

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From Erica on the emotional affair thread (with dorkangle). What are the other two A's? Anyone know?

Anonymous said...

Alcoholism and addiction? They're the same thing, but we're talking about a pea.

Stinky Rose is usually not on my radar. Is she another lynloon-style gun nut Obama-is-the-enemy freak?

Anonymous said...

I would have thought abuse was one of the three A's but not sure about the other one...anal??

Anonymous said...

Abuse and Addiction?

Anonymous said...

lol 74 & 75

Poor crayolamamma :( She is the lady with the teenaged son who ran away a few times. I hope he's still home and things will get better for her.

Anonymous said...

I think it's adultery, abuse, and addiction.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231620

As usual CrafterBeth makes it all about her.

Anonymous said...

Sex, religion, and money is what I was told that would end a marriage.

Anonymous said...

So Crafterbeth hasn't ran the Boston but her husband has. Hmmm...

Anonymous said...

You have to qualify for the Boston marathon. Guess ShafterBeth didn't qualify for the Boston this year.

From Wiki:

"The Boston Marathon is open to runners 18 or older from any nation, but they must meet certain qualifying standards.[15] To qualify, a runner must first complete a standard marathon course certified by a national governing body affiliated with the International Association of Athletics Federations within a certain period of time before the date of the desired Boston Marathon (usually within approximately 18 months prior)."

Anonymous said...

AND Stinky Rose is another longtime L'Urine ass kisser, like Staph is too.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231620

As usual CrafterBeth makes it all about her.
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Her post didn't even make sense (or I'm really, really tired). I don't understand her incessant need to brag about her hobby.

Have you noticed that people are starting to respond less to her ridiculous I'm-a-runner-praise-me posts?

Anonymous said...

"We have a lot of negative history, and yes, he has done much worse things. I have had more than enough reason to leave over the years. I still may, one day. I have chosen to stay for a variety of reasons, mostly for my children and because at the time I felt it was in their best interests." heartcat

Wow what a great marriage she has.

from page 2 of her dh vent

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3231786&pg=2

Anonymous said...

I have chosen to stay for a variety of reasons, mostly for my children and because at the time I felt it was in their best interests.

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Women who say that aren't really staying for their kids, they are staying because the are to scared or lazy to support themselves.

Anonymous said...

So who the fuck is Darcy_Collins? She is a cunt.

Anonymous said...


Once again, Dorkangel has proven herself to be a moron
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And this MORON is reproducing, AGAIN! Oy Vey! I WEEP for our future! Stupid should NOT be allowed to breed!

Anonymous said...

I have chosen to stay for a variety of reasons, mostly for my children and because at the time I felt it was in their best interests.

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Women who say that aren't really staying for their kids, they are staying because the are to scared or lazy to support themselves.

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Or because they won't find anybody (right away) to put up with their shit. In Heartcat's case, how would she get to work?

Anonymous said...

87 I couldn't agree more. There isn't a subject under the sun that she isn't an expert on.

Anonymous said...

Isn't dorkangel obese? And has health problems?

Anonymous said...

So who the fuck is Darcy_Collins? She is a cunt.

Since day one. She discovered 2peas by googling about NASA/space shuttle. We basically beatlejuiced her wooden ass.

Anonymous said...

Did she hurt your wittle feelings 492 and 487. She's too fucking smart for 2peas, I don't know why she debates morans.

Anonymous said...

So which one are you kristina? 492 or 487. I know you're a blog bitch.

Anonymous said...

What the fuck there is to debate.

Anonymous said...

I don't know why Darcy's being so cunty on that thread. She's not usually such a bitch.

Anonymous said...

I don't know why Darcy's being so cunty on that thread. She's not usually such a bitch.
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From which alternate universe did you come? Darcy's always been a bitch.

Anonymous said...

Didn't Heartcats signature or location (can't remember which) say "in the arms of the most amazing man?" Was that another amazing guy or the amazing asshole shes bitching about?

Anonymous said...

980-No, that was her husband she was talking about. That location came after she spilled her guts on NSBR talking about some man she was in love with and wanted to leave her husband for.

When that didn't work out, she started in acting like her husband was the greatest thing since sliced bread. I would say she was pretending and bullshitting herself. Her husband is an asshole and her marriage is fucked up.

Anonymous said...

Darcy Collins put the UNT in Cunt. What the fuck is her problem today? She is always an elitist snob (her and Batya should be BFF's) but she has gone over the fucking edge today.

Did her husband cut her off? Did her girlfriend cut her off? Did her vibrator bust?

WHAT THE FUCK DARCY? Pull the cunty stick outta your puckered up asshole.

Anonymous said...

Did she hurt your wittle feelings 492 and 487. She's too fucking smart for 2peas, I don't know why she debates morans.

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Hi Darcy, thanks for showing your cunty side here, now we know you are a blog bitch too.

Anonymous said...

Sorry 101. I'm 93 and I'm not Darcy.

Anonymous said...

I can't find a comment from Darcy anywhere on that thread...
Link anyone??

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3231963&pg=1

Anonymous said...

I don't have a problem with Darcy. Sues is a stupid whore. Who uses a cartoon for a pic. Is she five?

Anonymous said...

Stupid whore is right. Fuck she was stupid.

Anonymous said...

Since day one. She discovered 2peas by googling about NASA/space shuttle. We basically beatlejuiced her wooden ass.

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Help a bitch out. I never saw that thread. I wondered how she ended up at 2peas. She never posts anything scrapbooking related.

Anonymous said...

Darcy hit my radar because she's always bragging about travel shit. Fucking bitch.

Anonymous said...

Thanks 99! So the bedroom pictures were for her DH after she stopped whoring around on him? How special!

Anonymous said...

The peas think it's cool to work at bath & body works so I guess I will go get a job there.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3232018

Dayum.

Anonymous said...

"Sues is a stupid whore. Who uses a cartoon for a pic. Is she five?"



That is by far the stupidest thing to bitch about yet.

Anonymous said...

Is BethAnneM bald in her profile pic? I never noticed that before, has it always been that pic?


Anonymous said...

No it hasn't always been that pic. She's been undergoing chemo treatments. She had dark curly hair in her pic before then she had one with a pink hat. She looks good, it's good to see her smile.

Best wishes to Beth!!!

Anonymous said...

Thanks 514.


Anonymous said...

I like BethAnneM because she hates the same assholes I do. :) We're fb friends.

Anonymous said...

Darcy STILL hasn't STFU yet. She's on her way to becoming a NSBR Gem.

Anonymous said...

What's with the hardons for Darcy? There was a whole lot of fucking stupid on that thread. That one cunt was arguing that the president couldn't forward his fucking invite. I thought we liked when people called the peas on their stupid. Oh wait, I forgot it's just the stupid republicans. We all know most of the blog bitches are obama lovers - kristina!

And yes I still have a hardon for you kristina botts. The stupid bitch who posted about 2peas on the carepage, you never did forget out how to fucking delete it did you.



Anonymous said...

I'm not from the US, so we all know my opinion doesn't matter. I noticed that all the posters kept conveniently ignoring dottyscrappers attempts to point out that Dary was right:

Was it important, no not really but I wouldn't dismiss Darcy's understanding of how it works. As a Brit I knew what she was referring to as I'm sure the other Brits on here did too.

Anonymous said...

Formula feed a baby. No pea would ever admit to just a think.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3232064

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3232068

I call bullshit on this thread considering the peas can't clean house, help a child with homework, or decide what to cook for dinner without advice from other peas. Lol

Anonymous said...

^^ Oh yeah, forgot one. Half of them don't know how to wipe their own asses without asking for directions!

Anonymous said...

120 Anonymous said...

Formula feed a baby. No pea would ever admit to just a think.

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Huh? Complete sentences would be nice.


Anonymous said...

Krustina and Lowrent have set the bar very high for Pea cuntiness. So far I've not seen many that consistently measure up. Certainly Darcy has a long way to go before she's even close to thoses two bitches.

Anonymous said...

Uh oh...Jill is showing off her non-cute kid again.

Anonymous said...

Fuck you 123. It was a complete sentence it just had a few typos. No pea would ever admit to such a thing.

Anonymous said...

124-sorry, but Darcy went above and beyond the cunt bar on that thread and a couple of others. She is ranking pretty high on that list.

Anonymous said...

I agree 124. I wasn't here yesterday when the Darcy bashing started. She's far down my list of bitches

Anonymous said...

Oh, Jill

That is SO NOT FUNNY. Have you learned nothing or are you just a fucking numbskull with a very high opinion of yourself and your average looking family?

Anonymous said...

Bullshit 527. It takes more than calling one stupid pea stupid to hit my radar. She's not a frother and doesn't love jebus.

Anonymous said...

Don't bash the kid. But no that isn't cute or funny. Especially when she compared it to the tragedies. Get the fuck over yourself.

Anonymous said...

130-are you that ignorant? you think the only cunts in the world are the Jesus Freaks? Just because Darcy Collins has an education from Cal Tech doesn't mean she isn't capable of cunty behavior.

Her elitist snob attitude rivals that only of Batya (Queen of Elitist Bitches). Pull your head out of your ass or are you too busy kissing Darcy's?

Anonymous said...

How the hell has batya not posted on the gun control thread?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3232132

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CakeDiva getting called out for her incessant BTT'ing for her business wish contest.

Anonymous said...

131-Calm your nuts. No one bashed the kid. The pictures and stories are not funny. And yes, Jill's family is average looking at best.

Anonymous said...

Shrug. I hate the frothers 132. Darcy doesn't bother me.

Anonymous said...

I'm starting to think batya's a blog bitch. Someone seems awfully worried with making sure everyone remembers she's elite.

Anonymous said...

You can't post a call out under a fake ID 134. You knew how that thread was going to go down.

Anonymous said...

134 here, I wasn't the one that made the thread I just posted the link here. I didn't even notice it was an anon name until people started whining.

Anonymous said...

Where's the link to vote for the Parrots? They deserve that money more than some lard ass trying to open a store to sell shitty cakes.

Anonymous said...

I seriously doubt that Jill spit that eyeball out and it landed EXACTLY right in the middle of his eyes. But you know Jill and how she has to play everything up so she feels better about her pathetic mormon life.

Anonymous said...

From Cake Diva:

"ETA #3 - the votes count for 25% of the final decisions. I'm seriously behind in the vote standings - some of the top runners are over 2000, and I'm still in the 600's - so every vote helps. Thanks Peas!!"


Yes, you are seriously behind girlfriend. Looks like you need to bug the shit out out the peas more to get those votes.

Anonymous said...

Vote for indoor activites for children:

https://www.loveourlocalbusiness.com/base/lolb2desktop?region_id=ca&content_id=20029&tab_id=0

Anonymous said...

Vote for healthier families:

https://www.loveourlocalbusiness.com/base/lolb2desktop?region_id=ca&content_id=20029&tab_id=0

Anonymous said...

Bah! The parrot link was posted in 143, and 144. Sorry.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3232132

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CakeDiva getting called out for her incessant BTT'ing for her business wish contest.
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GO Parrot Partner!! CakeDiva isn't even CLOSE to winning this!

Anonymous said...

#131-enlighten me...how did she compare it to the tragedies other than trying to find joy? I agree with you guys on many peas, but there is nothing wrong with Jill's particular post. I'm not saying that as a Jill-fan either, but as another Mom finding joy in my children and embracing the little smiles in life within all the shit out there! You guys can't tell me as MOMS you don't understand that.

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck said we're moms. I'm not.

Anonymous said...

148: Okay, it's all about YOU then.

Anonymous said...

Jill tries too hard. She's also annoying as hell.

Anonymous said...

I'm beginning to think CakeDiva posted that call out thread just to get herself more votes. It wouldn't be unheard of.

Anonymous said...

And by "posted" I mean started that thread herself.

Anonymous said...

150 - Yeah, because sharing a silly moment between Mom and Child is just ridiculous.

Anonymous said...

Jill's kids are perfectly cute. Some crazy here (maybe several) have a hard-on for Jill. It gets old. Boring!

And no, I'm not Jill and I'm not Mormon, either.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3232068

I call bullshit on this thread considering the peas can't clean house, help a child with homework, or decide what to cook for dinner without advice from other peas. Lol
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No kidding. I'm pretty sure the OP (justmebymyself) is the latest incarnation of lostinspace/momof1child. Cue the crazy.

Anonymous said...

I know busypea's a tool. But I give her props for this one:

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3232160

I laughed my fucking ass off. That woman really needs the blog.

Anonymous said...

don't fucking show up unless you're going to stop being a goddamn cock block for our chapter.

Anonymous said...

Hey Jill! Go BTT your thread for the 1,285th time.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3232085

Kelpea's grief whoring sometimes seems too much to be bear.

Anonymous said...

I'm so adopting CUNT PUNT!

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Anonymous said...

I want to fucking cunt punt free bird. Don't start posting random college kids names as the author of that shit. Another pea detective cunt.

Anonymous said...

161: Who is Janae? Trying to crack that code. Let's see, Lauren is Lawrent. Tyler is Typhus... who is Janae?

Anonymous said...

And if it took her 23 minutes she's a bad fucking detective. Some site linked to her fucking twitter account.

Anonymous said...

and no her name wasn't Julia. And I'm not going to link to it so don't fucking ask.

Anonymous said...

busypea is pretty much a cunt.

Anonymous said...

Jill is a fucking TRY HARD. That is why her kid post is not funny,charming, or heart warming. It was another pathetic attempt to get attention, like all her shit is.

I don't give a fuck is she is a Mormon, a mother or she has three fucking heads. She is lame.

Anonymous said...

167: Wow. A lot of hatred there. Are posts supposed to win some awards? It's a forum for sharing and communicating. You guys need to get out more if this is what upsets you.

Anonymous said...

It wasn't a fucking challenge free-bird. Nice of you to go post the twitter on the bucket with her full though cunt.

Anonymous said...

full name

Anonymous said...

167: Wow. A lot of hatred there. Are posts supposed to win some awards? It's a forum for sharing and communicating. You guys need to get out more if this is what upsets you.

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I actually agree with her. Jill is an attention-seeking whore. Sorry we are bashing your friend, but we are simply being honest.

Anonymous said...

https://www.loveourlocalbusiness.com/base/lolb2desktop?region_id=ca&content_id=20029&tab_id=0

Vote for the parrots!

Or anyone besides CuntyCakeDiva

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3228846

Wonder if the phone sex number was a deliberate "typo"

Anonymous said...

171: I thought you might be correct, but I did a quick search and I haven't seen any threads that Jill has started in a long time. I thought there would be Easter pictures but there weren't any that I could find. There was the limerick thing on the fireplace thread, but pjaye was the bitch on that one. You guys are trying to find something that's not there.

Anonymous said...

163 Anonymous said... 163

161: Who is Janae? Trying to crack that code. Let's see, Lauren is Lawrent. Tyler is Typhus... who is Janae?
April 18, 2013 at 1:29 PM

do you mean Jrenae/Jill? No idea why you're asking, just trying to help.

Anonymous said...

^^ 163 can't read that said JANE not JANAE ^^

LOL

Anonymous said...

gale must not be having too hard a time...it wasn't that long ago she was whining about poor crops and not getting paid...but she sure is posting plenty about her new house being built, and in the minivan thread, she said she drives a 2013 van...sure sounds like they are having money problems...

Anonymous said...

Government insurance for crop failure, they probably had a better year with the drought then they would have had without it.

Anonymous said...

171: I thought you might be correct, but I did a quick search and I haven't seen any threads that Jill has started in a long time. I thought there would be Easter pictures but there weren't any that I could find. There was the limerick thing on the fireplace thread, but pjaye was the bitch on that one. You guys are trying to find something that's not there.


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She may not have posted anything lately, but a year and before, she was crazy about posting and btt'ing her own thread.

You must be new.

Anonymous said...

Wow peasful1 is a twunt, maybe someone should cunt punt her:

You must be incredibly boring, then, since you're the common denominator at all these boring weddings. I have yet to attend a wedding which wasn't a blast, even ones where I didn't know anyone. In fact, one where DH was the best man and I didn't know a soul was probably one of the funnest nights I've ever had. I laughed myself into tears with people I had just met.

I'm sorry you're incapable of amusing even yourself.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3232047&pg=3

Anonymous said...

179- Nope. Not new. Just don't see what the problem is.

Anonymous said...

The problem is she is no where near as funny as she thinks she is and she cannot stop bumping her dumbass threads.

Anonymous said...

Exactly 182! I'm thinking Jill reads here and she finally knocked her shit off because we were talking about it.

Anonymous said...

179 Anonymous said... 179

171: I thought you might be correct, but I did a quick search and I haven't seen any threads that Jill has started in a long time. I thought there would be Easter pictures but there weren't any that I could find. There was the limerick thing on the fireplace thread, but pjaye was the bitch on that one. You guys are trying to find something that's not there.


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She may not have posted anything lately, but a year and before, she was crazy about posting and btt'ing her own thread.

You must be new.
April 18, 2013 at 4:33 PM

(Not a PP on this topic here) New or not Jill is well known (for yeeeears) for starting pic threads and over-bumping (LOL Over-bumping) them and refreshing (millions of views with 2 posts - some from the blog too when people laugh about it).

Clear as mud now? It's ok if you don't notice her but it's a long standing joke. and Yes she was MIA for a while, that was nice. Then again how can we bitch about her if she stays away? Oh and she has some lame nickname here of "five head".

Anonymous said...

The question is will we EVER get new space? It's been over a week.

Anonymous said...

Wow peasful1 is a twunt, maybe someone should cunt punt her

No one is more dreadful, boring and miserable as you, peasful1.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3232211

Yes Suzie, go parasailing. Make a video. Oh wait there's already one out there!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCgDsH6XNjQ

Anonymous said...

I can't stand Anna fucking Banana. I wish that bitch would slink off like Squillen did.

Anonymous said...

I see Typhus and the other assholes are showing theirs again. Jesus H. Christ.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3232061

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3231741

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3232214

So why didnt' you gun owners take him out? Why don't you ever take these guys out??? Oh right, because there arent' enough gun owners.

Anonymous said...

Most gun owners would piss their pants if they were ever in a situation that meant "taking someone out." I swear, 99% of gun owners I've ever met, including my family, are wannabe cops and/or wannabe militia types.

Anonymous said...

Most gun owners go hunting duh. Self defense is just a bonus.

Anonymous said...

Most gun owners go hunting duh
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Not the ones I know. And who goes hunting with a handgun?

Anonymous said...

Maybe this will help answer your question 193.

http://www.americanhunter.org/mobile/article.php?id=19679

Unless you just want to argue. I can provide more links if you want too.

You claimed that the gun owners you know don't hunt. Do you trust them? Just curious. I'm sure "they" are law abiding citizens, right?

Anonymous said...

This is why I will never vote for Cake Diva. Her attitude sucks. Would you say something like this to someone standing in your bakery telling you that your cupcakes are dry?



Cake Diva
Cake-a-licous!

PeaNut 90,802
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Posts: 9,765
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Loc: Fergus, Ontario

Posted: 4/18/2013 11:22:47 AM
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What do you care? Don't like my post, don't read it, don't vote!

I'm not the only Pea who has ever bumped for votes.

And just for you, from now on I'll be sure to BTT THANKS every time.

Anonymous said...

VOTE FOR THE PARROTS!!!!!!!!!

https://www.loveourlocalbusiness.com/base/lolb2desktop?region_id=ca&content_id=20029&tab_id=0

Anonymous said...

195 - hurry for Btting! I hope Jill sees this too! BTT isn't bombing, shooting, murdering, insulting, sleeping with your kids or husband,lying, cheating, animal cruelty, voting Republican, or feeding Uncrustables to your kids. I'm going to BTT some threads and then go to the store later and NOT put my cart away. Alert the Boston authorities! Because if this place was the law, BTTing should shut the whole town down to hunt us down!

Anonymous said...

^^ over invested ^^

Anonymous said...

597 must be that stupid annoying Suesume.

Anonymous said...

Fuck off 197, no btting won't kill anyone but it's annoying and rather juvenile to continue to bump some lame ass thread that you think is the funniest thing since Shecky Greene.

Anonymous said...

No, 597 is Jill herself. Only she would sound so stupid.

Anonymous said...

If you have to ask for votes in some contest to help with money for your business, maybe you shouldn't be in business.

I can't believe the peas think it's tacky to include registry information on an invite but it's fine for some loser who thinks she's the cake queen of Canada to beg for votes daily.

Anonymous said...

2 I think it's ok to have registries if it includes toothbrushes and tents. LOL

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