This new troll makes me wish the old troll would come back and attention whore the blog so the new troll will go back under her bridge. You trolls know who you are.
No, no we actually don't know if we're trolls or not. Maybe you're the troll. Is a troll just a short unattractive person? One who posts a lot? Only occassionally? Only posts things you agree with? Please, tell us exactly what a troll is and if you're one of them.
Mental in Carolina is there any subject that you won't interject your litany of illnesses in? Any at all? No, I didn't think so
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"I love the tagalongs (those are the old Samoas, right?) I ate the entire package in two days.
I have had a bad flare of chronic pancreatitis since Christmas and haven't been able to eat much other than Ensure shakes and bland "shortbread" cookies.
I could eat the Tagalongs without pain, but I mostly ate them all because they are delicious.
The cranberry orange cookies sound amazing, but I'm allergic."
9 - Yep, that's me alright! The visual problem you are having with the large-seeming head is due to the fact that the body is particularly trim, or thin. Girls, what this means is that it is not fat, obese, or just unsightly. This condition can be attributed to NOT ingesting everything in the refrigerator in one sitting, as seems to be the custom you may be used to. You'll probably need to look the term up in order to fully understand it. Also, the large head cavity is needed for the super-large brain it houses.
12 - You are absolutely correct. I suffer from a genetic condition called Superintelligentiola. There's absolutely nothing you can do about it except allow oneself to be subject to a constant influx of smartology. Most people don't understand but that's not surprising. Only 2% of the nation is afflicted, and the outcome is that monstrous amounts of knowlegalia is ingested, along with piles of cashola that is thrown at one. We all have our crosses to bear.
And here was I thinking you just suffer from a severe case of arrogance and narcissism - after all, how fucking self centred must one be to make up a while new condition based around their so-called attributes.
I'm afraid you would be wrong, but I'm sure you've heard that before! There's no point in hiding one's light under a barrel. Feigned modesty is unconvincing and irritating. I'm smart and I know it, but that was merely chance. I've busted my ass to work with what I was born with. There is no arrogance or narcissism in realistically recognizing what you have, who you are and how you got there. Self-centered? Again, you would be mistaken but I have no interest in proving anything to you or anyone. Never complain, never explain.
Never explain, you say? So what was post 15 all about?
Let's face it, you aren't all you tell us you are, just tell us what you wish you were. I can't work out whether to laugh at you or feel sorry for you most of the time. Overall, though, I do think I feel sorry for you - and that won't change whatever pithy little response you give to my post.
Here's your pithy response. Normally I don't believe in taking advantage of the disadvantaged (that would be you). It is very clear you have no understanding of what the words narcissism, arrogance or self-centeredness mean, to the professionally trained eye (that would be me). It is not "self-centered" for me to jokingly make up a fake disorder in order to humor/mock you. It is not arrogance to pretend you are not something you are. Do you think Olympic gold medalists don't know they're good? Do you think people who are very beautiful don't know it? Of course they do and for them to pretend otherwise is dishonest. You throw terms around that you clinically know nothing about. Offering information about oneself is often called conversation, which is far different from explaining. The act of explaining indicates there is a power imbalance where you demand information from me and I am obligated to give it. That does not and has never occurred with me and you, or me and anyone on any website. Finally, I am the farthest from narcissistic you can get since I have no interest in myself, I already know all about myself. It is information and knowledge and others I focus on. I am offering that information to you in a conversational manner. Please do not misinterpret that as an explanation in any way, you don't have that power. You already irresponsibly throw words around you have no business using.
20 - In the spirit of friendship and sharing, let's not split hairs, but you and I are never "speaking" on the internet - or anywhere. Also in the spirit of sharing, I am involved professionally in psychology, just not the structure you may be thinking about.
In the spirit of 'sharing' 21, I would like to state that I honestly believe that you should not be involved in psychology (in the professional sense) in any way, shape or form. In addition, if you are unable to appreciate that certain terms are used in a slightly less than literal term (such as 'speaking') when conversing/discussing/writing on a blog or forum, you are probably not best suited to this form of communication. An interminable, meandering post, void of actual meaning or intellectual reasoning does not make you better than anyone else on here.
I'm afraid you would be wrong, but I'm sure you've heard that before! There's no point in hiding one's light under a barrel. Feigned modesty is unconvincing and irritating. I'm smart and I know it, but that was merely chance. I've busted my ass to work with what I was born with. There is no arrogance or narcissism in realistically recognizing what you have, who you are and how you got there. Self-centered? Again, you would be mistaken but I have no interest in proving anything to you or anyone. Never complain, never explain. February 24, 2014 at 1:06 PM
You talk too much.
...>singing Aerosmith< "talk about things and nobody cares..."
Yes, lima has already been proved to be a lying liar who lies. She is a complete joke, and I guess I will be back in a week or so, after she has had her meltdown and flounced off.
You do realize why some of you have such frustrated rage, don't you? It's not me or BL or Jane Doe or anyone except the person in the mirror you're angry at. You want money, new cars, large homes, good income, respect, and you're not getting them. For a good reason, no doubt. And though you want all those things because you think finally then life will be great, you don't want to expend all the time and energy required to get them, but more importantly, most of you probably don't have what it takes to get there. It's not easy to reach the upper-middle class these days. One really must be born with a golden spoon in one's mouth. So you misdirect your rage at so-called anonymous people on the internet rather than honestly take stock of your life and do what you can. Too bad, what a waste of time. And for all you little detectives out there, go ahead and prove I'm a liar. You won't be able to do it, and I don't really give a damn. You don't sign my paychecks and anyone who knows me would tinkle in their undies reading what you write about me.
It is so sad that you try to disprove thye validity of the comments made by saying that you are 'better', 'financially in a better position', 'more educated' than other posters when anyone with a modicum of intelligence can see that you are projecting your inadequacies and trying desperately to justify your own shortcomings on others.
I see through that and, while I do not feel sorry for your bitter little self, I can appreciate how frustrated you must that you could not be better than you are.
You do realize why some of you have such frustrated rage, don't you? It's not me or BL or Jane Doe or anyone except the person in the mirror you're angry at. You want money, new cars, large homes, good income, respect, and you're not getting them. For a good reason, no doubt. And though you want all those things because you think finally then life will be great, you don't want to expend all the time and energy required to get them, but more importantly, most of you probably don't have what it takes to get there. It's not easy to reach the upper-middle class these days. One really must be born with a golden spoon in one's mouth. So you misdirect your rage at so-called anonymous people on the internet rather than honestly take stock of your life and do what you can. Too bad, what a waste of time. And for all you little detectives out there, go ahead and prove I'm a liar. You won't be able to do it, and I don't really give a damn. You don't sign my paychecks and anyone who knows me would tinkle in their undies reading what you write about me. February 24, 2014 at 2:18 PM
Oh, dear God. I certainly hope you do NOT work with patients. You are out of your frickin frackin mind.
27 - Oh stop your rambling. I never said I was "better" financially. Someone accused me of acting like I was rich and I responded that we were comfortable. Rich means several million dollars and we will never have that. It's true that we have a good income but I also have kids in college, pay half my mother's rent, blah blah blah. I do have more education than most, just as I have more kids than most. The point is, I didn't suddenly wake up one day with a six figure income. It took 35 years to get there and a hell of a lot of hard work. There were years when my husband and I were in school where we barely were able to eat. I know very well what it's like to live on a very tight budget. I am not frustrated with anything, except mildly so when I read ridiculous shit by armchair psychologists who don't have the first clue what they're talking about. They watch too much Oprah and Dr. Phil.
OK, smack old-timers. I seem to remember a smacker or two previously outting Lima's academic/career/housing claims as 100% bogus? ++++++++++++++++++++++++ Theresa Shapardanis. Quite the imposter. A couple of google searches and her fairy tale unraveled.
31 - You know so much, don't you? Since you seem to have all my information, why don't you drag your fat stupid ass over here so I can kick it into the next century? The only imposter is yourself. You're pretending you have a brain in your head. Google all you want you brainless clown. Everything a person does automatically shows up on the internet, doesn't it?
Yes, 10, I am always fascinated at how MinCarolina can turn anything into a health issue. It never ceases to amaze me how creative she can be. She wasn't around much for a while and I found my self wondering where she was on certain threads that were sure-fire complaint bait. Like Freebird missing a gun thread or Mrs.T missing a gay thread. Something is wrong in the universe when that happens.
Theresa, no place to point out to you. But, when you address other posters, you always call them names (for example: "fat stupid ass", "fat and lazy", "poor", and on and on). Just a general observation.
37 - I beg your pardon, I only address other posters by those names who claim that I lie about my credentials. I do not "always" call anyone anything. I am very specific in my name calling. Poor? What would be the point of that? I've been poor. That would be like pointing out someone was white or black or hispanic. There would be no point to it. Your general observations need a little fine tuning.
Actually, you have never given your credentials. You have listed general information about yourself, but no credentials. Your self-awareness needs fine tuning.
39 - Actually I did mention my credential back in the day when I was on 2Peas and for some reason a pack of hounds decided that everything I wrote was fabrication and attempted to "prove" I was lying about everything. I am very self-aware, I need no fine tuning there. I don't particularly care who knows me, or knows where I've been or what I've done. What really rubs me the wrong way is when people try to dismiss what I write by attempting to dismiss my credentials because it is not myself I am interested in, it is information. There is a lot of misinformation out there and when I write what I know to be fact I don't appreciate lowlife thugs trying to discredit them. But in brief, I have 3 degrees and partial Ph.D. I lost interest in finishing.
41 - Oh for god's sake, Ph.d coursework then, okay? I wasn't "claiming" anything. I didn't realize I was filling out a resume. In the interest of answering a question I wrote partial Ph.d. You people just want and need something to bitch about. If I said the sky was blue you'd argue that it was green. What's the point?
Your diversion is not working. I would agree the sky is blue. I would not agree that you have a partial Ph.D. I am curious what your 3 degrees are in. Presumably one is a Masters?
43 - I'm quite sure your curiosity is due to the fact that you are eagerly waiting for me to reveal something for you to pounce on. Nonetheless, in the spirit of "sharing," and not explaining, they are as follows: AAS - legal secretary; Bachelor's - sociology and history; Master's - behavioral sciences: psychology, sociology, anthropology; Ph.d COURSEWORK - sociology.
45 - Sigh. You are a very dull person. Haven't we been over this? I haven't worked at the non-profit you so cleverly found on LinkedIn in 12 years. Again, assistants in non-profits are patterned after government, not private industry. An assistant in a non-profit has management responsibilities, they do not sharpen pencils. I also did not say I was the only bread winner, I said "our" income, meaning my husband's and mine. He happens to be an engineer in the auto industry. Do you think he makes $8 an hour? Please update your routine - it's getting old.
This is reminding me of the days when Lima claimed to be an "academic." Some of us had to explain to her that an "academic" is actually a college professor with, you know, a Ph.D. Not just a perennial student, as she tried to claim. Good times.
46 - Yes, yesterday and today I've spent an unfortunate amount of time here. It so happens that in Michigan where I live I have been buried in four feet of snow and therefore have been stuck in the house more than usual. However, I actually do not spend very much time here or on the other site. I check in once or twice a day but usually don't respond, especially here. This site is much nastier than the other. Just a bunch of bored people looking to start shit. In the meantime, I am actually very busy doing a multitude of things and accomplishing quite a bit almost every day. Occasionally my old pea name is resurrected here and sometimes I respond but usually not because like I said, it's usually some angry, bored bully who just wants to start something. I believe yesterday someone invoked my name and out of boredom with doing nothing but 8 scrapbook pages a day, I answered the call. No doubt I'll be sorry about that since most conversations on this site go nowhere but down the toilet.
"OK, smack old-timers. I seem to remember a smacker or two previously outting Lima's academic/career/housing claims as 100% bogus? "
@ 23 you are 100% correct. Some of us were bored on a Friday night and went digging a bit. It was very easy to out poor Limpus for the total "lying liar who lies" that she is (love that phrase btw).
She was manic back then, much like she is now. After a few days when her meds kicked in she faded away. This manic rambling is a pattern with her. Poor thing.
Oh right, 62, because your credentials are so sterling and we should all accept what you say as truth, little miss anonymous chicken shit asshole. As a matter of fact, I doubt you're little. No doubt you're some miserable obese hag with no self-control, bad skin, teeth and hair, no job, non-existent sex life, whose entire family is humiliated to admit they even know you. You just keep on going the way you are - I'm certain things will drastically change on their own and one day you'll wake up tall, thin, beautiful, funny, smart, and wealthy. Oh wait, that's me I'm talking about again. Must be the narcissism.
So she's manic, on meds and you're poking at her with a stick like some demented sociopathic? Impressive. For sure you've proved how much better you are than her. Go you.
Good god, I wish I had meds. Everyone in 62s family is on meds because of 62. She isn't, though. When she saw the psychiatrist he was unable to help. His professional evaluation, which he shared with her was, "You are not suffering from any clinical disorders that I am able to give you medication for. As far as I can see, you are simply a morbidly obese, bad-tempered, uneducated, jobless, nasty bitch with bad teeth, hair and nails. And you might want to do something about that odor. I'm a professional so I overlook these things but others may not be so forgiving."
62 here. You seem upset Theresa. Maybe I should come to Casa Limpus with 31 so you can kick my ass too. Refresh my memory, is yours the single wide with the broken down school bus parked near the chicken coup or is that the "large home" that you bought for your daughter? Time to call your brother the high profile lawyer and sue us...again.
69 - Hey, come on right over, there Tubby ChubbaLard. Do they rent cargo vans large enough for the intellectually impaired? Will your probation officer be with you? As much as I value my skills as a hostess, I'm sorry to have to tell you that my entryways are not wheelchair accessible. I know you're not actually in a wheelchair yet, but I know how hard it is for you to navigate the regular door frame. Now, I'm only serving snacks and not lunch so I hope you will overlook that there will only be chicken, pork, beef, macaroni and cheese, fried potatoes, stuffed potatoes, mashed potatoes, sweet potato pie, hash browns, corn muffins, cornpone, grits, chocolate pudding, lemon pie, ice cream cake, and a banana. I know you're trying to reduce. I will try to the best of my ability to kick your ass, but seriously, are we talking the entire ass? Because I'm not sure how much time you have, but I have an appointment in April. I've gone ahead and rented a U-Haul to cart away the pieces of ass I'll be able to kick off, but let's not kid ourselves - Rome wasn't built in a day! Am I right!?!? I'm also sorry to inform you that my high profile lawyer brother won't be able to join us. He heard you were planning a visit and called your parole officer and there was a little confusion about you leaving the state - something about bench warrants for your arrest, so he'll be busy that day. Nonetheless - can't wait to see you!
What the FUCK has happened to this place??? Why doesn't the ignorant twat, Jane, do some god damned housekeeping and get rid of a few PAIN IN THE FUCKING ASSES???
I guess all she cares about is clicks and how many pennies she can rack up with Google AdSense. Dumb twat.
It is permissible, however, to feed the physically ill trolls and the spiritually ill ones. Also those with substance abuse issues and body dysmorphic disorder. Just don't, whatever you do, feed the mentally ill trolls. On second thought, trolls with second degree murder and just plain old manslaughter charges can be fed, but feeding first degree trolls is a little iffy. Definitely feed the blind and hearing impaired trolls, but if there are trolls who refuse to speak but are perfectly able to, then don't feed them. They're just playing dumb. It's also okay, actually encouraged, to feed the elderly trolls and those who use walkers. But NOT the ones who use those scooters because they're just too lazy to walk.
Typhus might support the rights of gays to Just Go Away and Not Talk About It, but I seriously doubt she believes in marriage equality or civil rights legislation. That's soshalizm, don't you know?
In other news, Typhus wouldn't know a socialist if one bit her on the ass. Not that any smart socialist would volunteer.
PeaNut 427,403 June 2009 Posts: 2,724 Layouts: 16 Loc: Canada's Capital Posted: 2/24/2014 9:08:44 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Seriously? you are a total bitch on another thread to a mother venting about sick kids and now you want us to ohh and ahh over baby M. Really?
I'm sure his tear duct will clear up on his own both my kids did pretty much over night.
Mrs T thinks being gay is a sin. In her world, "Christian" dogma overrules the Constitution. Her personal interpretation (that is, the one she is indoctrinated with every Sunday) is that there should not be a separation of church and state where civil rights are concerned.
After her titanic failure to bring back the sparkly headband to the over-40 crowd, Mrs T now focuses all her energy on re-introducing the thinking of Medieval times. Reading one of her diatribes transports one back in time to a peasant village in Western Europe, to the year 1425. The ignorance! The smell! The sores! The brutality! The frightful sight of gazing upon her visage! The ignorance!
Fingers crossed that this time Mrs T will be successful in her endeavor, and soon we will all be enjoying some good old fashioned burnings at the stake and drawing and quarterings.
Harmony, you and I will forever disagree on certain interpretations, but know that I have mad respect for you and know you also have a beautiful relationship with the same Savior.
This quote from the infamous Idaho thread shows me that Mrs T does think that gays enjoy a relationship with Christ.
96 - Who in their right mind would care what that loudmouth blowhard Mrs T thinks? Small-minded, petty, rageful, nasty blabbermouth who just likes to start shit. She damn well better hope there's a Savior since she'll be needing all she can get. I'm sure if The Savior was stuck in a room with her for more than ten minutes He'd want to plunge a pitchfork through his eyeballs.
96: "This quote from the infamous Idaho thread shows me that Mrs T does think that gays enjoy a relationship with Christ."
Mrs T's opinion on gay's relationship with Christ is beside the point. What I'm talking about is their civil rights. Not the same thing AT ALL. Classic change of topic, same as on the discussion threads. Nice try, Mrs. T.
It was sarcasm 105 and while yes words are powerful I don't know anyone who talks of leaping hearts, seasons of life or their mommy heart hurting/scared/proud. Personally I think 2peafaithful is a spoiled brat who lives in a fantasy land.
Who the fuck sits on their ass for 7 years after a divorce letting their parents take care of them? Gets so fat they need weight loss surgery and then more surgery to remove excess skin. What kind of a leech who has never worked outside the home but wants to talk about retirement? Only a pea could think all of that is normal.
Personally I think 2peafaithful is a spoiled brat who lives in a fantasy land.
Who the fuck sits on their ass for 7 years after a divorce letting their parents take care of them? Gets so fat they need weight loss surgery and then more surgery to remove excess skin. What kind of a leech who has never worked outside the home but wants to talk about retirement? Only a pea could think all of that is normal. **********************
And, she mentioned 'gathering' around her Craigslist table. IIRC, wasn't there a huge debate over her special gathering table, or am I mixing up my idiots again?
Trust me, kelpea is one of the biggest fucktards at the bucket, but it isn't because she's lived all over. Lots of people have lived in lots of places and have personal connections and stories to all of those many places. I'm not defending her at all, she is indefensible in every other way. She's an amazing fucktard.
Poor slow-witted Jodster. All the love and kisses and mad "respect" she gets from the peas is actually just a condescending pat on the head. She is dumber than a box of rocks.
Gotta love the irony of the free speech post by Jodster and all the peas who say they support free speech when most of them try to shut everyone else up.
lynlam is a snarly, growling junkyard dog, the kind that lives in a landfill in a third world country. She is greedy and vicious and enjoys watching others suffer with her little black piggy eyes. She is not human, but a cross between a rodent and an insect. There is nothing in her brain cavity but a curdled wad of steaming hatred and revenge.
I believe Unicorns can only discriminate against idiots, I don't think they're allowed to assault and batter them. They can refuse service, but I'm pretty sure they have to keep their heads out of a reasonable man's personal space.
An angry Unicorn may break the law, but it would never violate the Unicorn Code of Ethics, or it wouldn't be a Unicorn. They've been known to run red lights, but that's not in the code. Impaling idiots is in The Code.
What am I missing? I've dug up other threads but this is eluding me and making wish I was a unicorn so I could poke a hole in google.
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I saw the whole jeebus tablegate go down, but it was a few years ago. IIRC 2peas deleted all old threads a while back so ithe thread might've gotten wiped out in that. maybe try wayback machine?
Ugh, that slithery snake lynlam, exclaiming with fake surprise, Oh I've been so busy! I haven't checked to see what all this fuss is about that I intentionally caused by being yet again a less than human piece of shit. I mean, being the feces stuffed sewer rat that I am I know exactly what I'm doing riling up the peas with another one of my inflamatory posts but I like to pretend that I don't. Mostly I'm surprised that any of you morons even take the bait any more, especially since you've had plenty of time and experience to know who I am and what I'm all about, especially that I answer to no one but el Diablo.
Gov. Brewer did not write one word of her speech. She did as she was told, and left the room. The Chamber of Commerce said, "No" once they realized that billions would be lost if she signed it, so "No" it was.
Money always trumps 'convictions' in the GOP. Always.
I am not lynlam you idiot. What? You think lynlam is the only one that could see there is something sick and twisted about you? Bring this crap to the bucket. I dare you. Post it under your pea identity, don't hide out here and vomit crap anonymously like a coward.
160 - I would deny being lynlam, too, lynlam. You are not very well liked, as a matter of fact, most people loathe you. The one who loathes you most is yourself. You seethe with hatred - it oozes out of every pore, out of those beady lifeless eyes, and drips down your yellow jagged fangs while you foam at the mouth. No one but you cares how sick and twisted I am, since it's called fact in the real world. You give yourself away, you nasty little rodent. All that time and energy you spend to aggressively demolish humans.
Poor little infested rat lynlam - the scourge of humanity. Tell me, who else on the entire planet except yourself posing as someone else would write "bring it to the bucket, post under your name, I dare you!" Pretty intense for an objective outsider who couldn't care one way or another about lynlam. Do you see how stupid you are, lynlam? Like most rodents you don't have much self awareness but everyone else can see you for the desicated pile of rotted slime that you are. The antithesis of humanity.
Stupid, delusional, manipulative, hostile little lynlam. When someone writes they are glad they don't know you in real life, who else but yourself would respond that the feeling is mutual? Who else would continue to defend that lynlam was not an idiot except lynlam? What little friends over there at the bucket do you think would be so aggressively defensive on your behalf? NONE. Do you know why? Because no one likes you. As a matter of fact, most people loathe you because they can see what you truly are. NO ONE would bother to continue to defend lynlam except lynlam. One or two may agree with you but not to the extent that they would spend any time defending you. People only defend others they like. NO ONE LIKES YOU. Because you are selfish, greedy, bigoted, narrow-minded, aggressively evil in your determination to exclude everyone from everything except yourself from what you want. NO ONE likes pushy, greedy, hairy little brutes like yourself, lynlam. NO ONE. Not even yourself.
That's the same idiotic argument made every time someone stands up for someone over here. I personally have been called lots of other people over here. For all the people I've been called, there's damn near only you and me at the bucket you stupid ignorant coward. Bring your smear campaign to the bucket and let's all find out who I really am. You're too much of a coward to do that. You can only hide over here and say those things because you're a sniveling little rat weasel.
Where are you, lynlam? Did you figure out that I might call your bluff and show up on 2Peas? If I call you out on 2Peas, who's going to step up and claim it wasn't you on this thread, but them? Better start scrambling around. You don't have a lot of people to ask to fake it for you. And when I do call you out, what are you going to say to me on 2Peas that you can't say right now? Deny that you're a little venom-filled, shit vomiting sewer rat? Just deny it right now then. Why bother to bring it to 2Peas?
Oh I'm not the coward, lynlam. You don't even know me at 2Peas, what difference would it make? Do you think I use my real name at 2Peas? As a matter of fact, you are the coward, lynlam. Slithering around on your belly, throwing your little bomblets to instigate trouble at 2Peas, that fake objective quality you pretend to have. Covertly manipulative little vermin like yourself are the real cowards in life. If you're so invested in unveiling cowards, how about you reveal your name at 2Peas? Then I'll reveal mine. You are merely deflecting now, lynlam. What happens when I show up using my pea name, one you've rarely seen. What then? Will you know who I am? Everyone knows who you are - the stench of evil doesn't escape anyone's notice.
No one is talking about real names you ignorant twit. Post the garbage you're vomiting here about lynlam at the bucket. Go ahead coward. You sure can throw it out here anonymously like a coward. Let's see you say that under your pea name at the bucket. Otherwise your just a piece of shit, scared sniveling little rat weasel hiding out here pretending to be tough. You know if you say that same crap at the bucket about lynlam, you'll be shredded by everyone like the shitbag you are.
Ummm...173 if you're asking 172 to post then you're an idiot (or ignorant twit, as you put it) because I'm not the poster you've been popping a vein over...
BTW, you sound like a freak. Are you drooling? You might want to wipe that up.
I don't think it is limapea. If that's who Theresa is. I think it's a long time well known pea who has it out for her. Maybe they've had too much to drink, I don't know, but they are off their rocker somehow, you're right about that.
Lynnlam's that hateful, ignorant, bigmouthed idiot aunt everyone avoids making eye contact with at Thanksgiving. God help you if she gets you cornered - the spittle will drench you.
Damn Liberal Anti-Christ Homosexualists! Bad enough that I can’t refuse service to the following anymore: The Chinamen, The Jews, The Irish, The Meskins, The Redskins, The Negroes, The Eyetalians, The A-rabs, The Frogs, or The Hindoos.
All I had left were The Queers! And now anus-worshipping libtard islamo-communists are stomping all over my Religious Freedoms!
Random question, what ever happened to Tande? I was googling to find a different thread and came across an old one about her coming back. Then I guess she left again?
I wasn't the one that was drinking. That would be the one who has a scary obsession with lynlam and was frothing at the mouth over her. Was that you? Do you have a hangover today? Did you wipe down your computer from all the spittle dripping from it?
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I rail and wail at fail whale to no avail. Hail and gale are pale, for to nail the fail is the Holy Grail to which she sets her sail.
Thar she blows!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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How old are you assholes? Have you let your eight-year-old kids post here?
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This new troll makes me wish the old troll would come back and attention whore the blog so the new troll will go back under her bridge. You trolls know who you are.
No, no we actually don't know if we're trolls or not. Maybe you're the troll. Is a troll just a short unattractive person? One who posts a lot? Only occassionally? Only posts things you agree with? Please, tell us exactly what a troll is and if you're one of them.
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lol that's more disturbing than Lima... or is that Lima? Someone did ask her to post a pic..
yes, that's her alright. Notice how big the head is in comparison to the body.
Mental in Carolina is there any subject that you won't interject your litany of illnesses in? Any at all? No, I didn't think so
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"I love the tagalongs (those are the old Samoas, right?) I ate the entire package in two days.
I have had a bad flare of chronic pancreatitis since Christmas and haven't been able to eat much other than Ensure shakes and bland "shortbread" cookies.
I could eat the Tagalongs without pain, but I mostly ate them all because they are delicious.
The cranberry orange cookies sound amazing, but I'm allergic."
9 - Yep, that's me alright! The visual problem you are having with the large-seeming head is due to the fact that the body is particularly trim, or thin. Girls, what this means is that it is not fat, obese, or just unsightly. This condition can be attributed to NOT ingesting everything in the refrigerator in one sitting, as seems to be the custom you may be used to. You'll probably need to look the term up in order to fully understand it. Also, the large head cavity is needed for the super-large brain it houses.
Normally, 11, it leads to a conclusion that the person either has a genetic condition or anorexia.
12 - You are absolutely correct. I suffer from a genetic condition called Superintelligentiola. There's absolutely nothing you can do about it except allow oneself to be subject to a constant influx of smartology. Most people don't understand but that's not surprising. Only 2% of the nation is afflicted, and the outcome is that monstrous amounts of knowlegalia is ingested, along with piles of cashola that is thrown at one. We all have our crosses to bear.
And here was I thinking you just suffer from a severe case of arrogance and narcissism - after all, how fucking self centred must one be to make up a while new condition based around their so-called attributes.
Strange beast, you are.
I'm afraid you would be wrong, but I'm sure you've heard that before! There's no point in hiding one's light under a barrel. Feigned modesty is unconvincing and irritating. I'm smart and I know it, but that was merely chance. I've busted my ass to work with what I was born with. There is no arrogance or narcissism in realistically recognizing what you have, who you are and how you got there. Self-centered? Again, you would be mistaken but I have no interest in proving anything to you or anyone. Never complain, never explain.
Never explain, you say? So what was post 15 all about?
Let's face it, you aren't all you tell us you are, just tell us what you wish you were. I can't work out whether to laugh at you or feel sorry for you most of the time. Overall, though, I do think I feel sorry for you - and that won't change whatever pithy little response you give to my post.
Here's your pithy response. Normally I don't believe in taking advantage of the disadvantaged (that would be you). It is very clear you have no understanding of what the words narcissism, arrogance or self-centeredness mean, to the professionally trained eye (that would be me). It is not "self-centered" for me to jokingly make up a fake disorder in order to humor/mock you. It is not arrogance to pretend you are not something you are. Do you think Olympic gold medalists don't know they're good? Do you think people who are very beautiful don't know it? Of course they do and for them to pretend otherwise is dishonest. You throw terms around that you clinically know nothing about. Offering information about oneself is often called conversation, which is far different from explaining. The act of explaining indicates there is a power imbalance where you demand information from me and I am obligated to give it. That does not and has never occurred with me and you, or me and anyone on any website. Finally, I am the farthest from narcissistic you can get since I have no interest in myself, I already know all about myself. It is information and knowledge and others I focus on. I am offering that information to you in a conversational manner. Please do not misinterpret that as an explanation in any way, you don't have that power. You already irresponsibly throw words around you have no business using.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL - is that diatribe the best you could do?
IT'S THE HONEY MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!!111111
"You already irresponsibly throw words around you have no business using. "
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You really are the strangest person I have had the misfortune of speaking to on the internet.
Honestly, the fact that you engage here the way you do indicates a number of psychological issues you might want to discuss with a professional.
20 - In the spirit of friendship and sharing, let's not split hairs, but you and I are never "speaking" on the internet - or anywhere. Also in the spirit of sharing, I am involved professionally in psychology, just not the structure you may be thinking about.
In the spirit of 'sharing' 21, I would like to state that I honestly believe that you should not be involved in psychology (in the professional sense) in any way, shape or form. In addition, if you are unable to appreciate that certain terms are used in a slightly less than literal term (such as 'speaking') when conversing/discussing/writing on a blog or forum, you are probably not best suited to this form of communication. An interminable, meandering post, void of actual meaning or intellectual reasoning does not make you better than anyone else on here.
OK, smack old-timers. I seem to remember a smacker or two previously outting Lima's academic/career/housing claims as 100% bogus?
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I'm afraid you would be wrong, but I'm sure you've heard that before! There's no point in hiding one's light under a barrel. Feigned modesty is unconvincing and irritating. I'm smart and I know it, but that was merely chance. I've busted my ass to work with what I was born with. There is no arrogance or narcissism in realistically recognizing what you have, who you are and how you got there. Self-centered? Again, you would be mistaken but I have no interest in proving anything to you or anyone. Never complain, never explain.
February 24, 2014 at 1:06 PM
You talk too much.
...>singing Aerosmith< "talk about things and nobody cares..."
Yes, lima has already been proved to be a lying liar who lies. She is a complete joke, and I guess I will be back in a week or so, after she has had her meltdown and flounced off.
You do realize why some of you have such frustrated rage, don't you? It's not me or BL or Jane Doe or anyone except the person in the mirror you're angry at. You want money, new cars, large homes, good income, respect, and you're not getting them. For a good reason, no doubt. And though you want all those things because you think finally then life will be great, you don't want to expend all the time and energy required to get them, but more importantly, most of you probably don't have what it takes to get there. It's not easy to reach the upper-middle class these days. One really must be born with a golden spoon in one's mouth. So you misdirect your rage at so-called anonymous people on the internet rather than honestly take stock of your life and do what you can. Too bad, what a waste of time. And for all you little detectives out there, go ahead and prove I'm a liar. You won't be able to do it, and I don't really give a damn. You don't sign my paychecks and anyone who knows me would tinkle in their undies reading what you write about me.
It is so sad that you try to disprove thye validity of the comments made by saying that you are 'better', 'financially in a better position', 'more educated' than other posters when anyone with a modicum of intelligence can see that you are projecting your inadequacies and trying desperately to justify your own shortcomings on others.
I see through that and, while I do not feel sorry for your bitter little self, I can appreciate how frustrated you must that you could not be better than you are.
You do realize why some of you have such frustrated rage, don't you? It's not me or BL or Jane Doe or anyone except the person in the mirror you're angry at. You want money, new cars, large homes, good income, respect, and you're not getting them. For a good reason, no doubt. And though you want all those things because you think finally then life will be great, you don't want to expend all the time and energy required to get them, but more importantly, most of you probably don't have what it takes to get there. It's not easy to reach the upper-middle class these days. One really must be born with a golden spoon in one's mouth. So you misdirect your rage at so-called anonymous people on the internet rather than honestly take stock of your life and do what you can. Too bad, what a waste of time. And for all you little detectives out there, go ahead and prove I'm a liar. You won't be able to do it, and I don't really give a damn. You don't sign my paychecks and anyone who knows me would tinkle in their undies reading what you write about me.
February 24, 2014 at 2:18 PM
Oh, dear God. I certainly hope you do NOT work with patients. You are out of your frickin frackin mind.
But, but, but 28....she's a PSYCHO-logist!!!!
27 - Oh stop your rambling. I never said I was "better" financially. Someone accused me of acting like I was rich and I responded that we were comfortable. Rich means several million dollars and we will never have that. It's true that we have a good income but I also have kids in college, pay half my mother's rent, blah blah blah. I do have more education than most, just as I have more kids than most. The point is, I didn't suddenly wake up one day with a six figure income. It took 35 years to get there and a hell of a lot of hard work. There were years when my husband and I were in school where we barely were able to eat. I know very well what it's like to live on a very tight budget. I am not frustrated with anything, except mildly so when I read ridiculous shit by armchair psychologists who don't have the first clue what they're talking about. They watch too much Oprah and Dr. Phil.
OK, smack old-timers. I seem to remember a smacker or two previously outting Lima's academic/career/housing claims as 100% bogus?
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Theresa Shapardanis. Quite the imposter. A couple of google searches and her fairy tale unraveled.
You talk too much.
...>singing Aerosmith< "talk about things and nobody cares..."
31 - You know so much, don't you? Since you seem to have all my information, why don't you drag your fat stupid ass over here so I can kick it into the next century? The only imposter is yourself. You're pretending you have a brain in your head. Google all you want you brainless clown. Everything a person does automatically shows up on the internet, doesn't it?
Theresa, why is it you think you are the only thin, upper middle class, successful person here?
34 - Please point out exactly where and when I came to that conclusion.
Yes, 10, I am always fascinated at how MinCarolina can turn anything into a health issue. It never ceases to amaze me how creative she can be. She wasn't around much for a while and I found my self wondering where she was on certain threads that were sure-fire complaint bait. Like Freebird missing a gun thread or Mrs.T missing a gay thread. Something is wrong in the universe when that happens.
Theresa, no place to point out to you. But, when you address other posters, you always call them names (for example: "fat stupid ass", "fat and lazy", "poor", and on and on). Just a general observation.
37 - I beg your pardon, I only address other posters by those names who claim that I lie about my credentials. I do not "always" call anyone anything. I am very specific in my name calling. Poor? What would be the point of that? I've been poor. That would be like pointing out someone was white or black or hispanic. There would be no point to it. Your general observations need a little fine tuning.
Actually, you have never given your credentials. You have listed general information about yourself, but no credentials. Your self-awareness needs fine tuning.
39 - Actually I did mention my credential back in the day when I was on 2Peas and for some reason a pack of hounds decided that everything I wrote was fabrication and attempted to "prove" I was lying about everything. I am very self-aware, I need no fine tuning there. I don't particularly care who knows me, or knows where I've been or what I've done. What really rubs me the wrong way is when people try to dismiss what I write by attempting to dismiss my credentials because it is not myself I am interested in, it is information. There is a lot of misinformation out there and when I write what I know to be fact I don't appreciate lowlife thugs trying to discredit them. But in brief, I have 3 degrees and partial Ph.D. I lost interest in finishing.
There's no such thing as a partial Ph.D. Either you have it or you don't. If you "lost interest in finishing," you don't get to claim a partial one.
41 - Oh for god's sake, Ph.d coursework then, okay? I wasn't "claiming" anything. I didn't realize I was filling out a resume. In the interest of answering a question I wrote partial Ph.d. You people just want and need something to bitch about. If I said the sky was blue you'd argue that it was green. What's the point?
Your diversion is not working. I would agree the sky is blue. I would not agree that you have a partial Ph.D. I am curious what your 3 degrees are in. Presumably one is a Masters?
43 - I'm quite sure your curiosity is due to the fact that you are eagerly waiting for me to reveal something for you to pounce on. Nonetheless, in the spirit of "sharing," and not explaining, they are as follows: AAS - legal secretary; Bachelor's - sociology and history; Master's - behavioral sciences: psychology, sociology, anthropology; Ph.d COURSEWORK - sociology.
6 figure salary as an "assistant" at a non-profit? LOL!!!
44 ~ Nope, I'm not a 'pouncer'. I'm just truly curious. You seem to spend a lot of time here, and I can't figure that part out.
45 - Sigh. You are a very dull person. Haven't we been over this? I haven't worked at the non-profit you so cleverly found on LinkedIn in 12 years. Again, assistants in non-profits are patterned after government, not private industry. An assistant in a non-profit has management responsibilities, they do not sharpen pencils. I also did not say I was the only bread winner, I said "our" income, meaning my husband's and mine. He happens to be an engineer in the auto industry. Do you think he makes $8 an hour? Please update your routine - it's getting old.
This is reminding me of the days when Lima claimed to be an "academic." Some of us had to explain to her that an "academic" is actually a college professor with, you know, a Ph.D. Not just a perennial student, as she tried to claim. Good times.
46 - Yes, yesterday and today I've spent an unfortunate amount of time here. It so happens that in Michigan where I live I have been buried in four feet of snow and therefore have been stuck in the house more than usual. However, I actually do not spend very much time here or on the other site. I check in once or twice a day but usually don't respond, especially here. This site is much nastier than the other. Just a bunch of bored people looking to start shit. In the meantime, I am actually very busy doing a multitude of things and accomplishing quite a bit almost every day. Occasionally my old pea name is resurrected here and sometimes I respond but usually not because like I said, it's usually some angry, bored bully who just wants to start something. I believe yesterday someone invoked my name and out of boredom with doing nothing but 8 scrapbook pages a day, I answered the call. No doubt I'll be sorry about that since most conversations on this site go nowhere but down the toilet.
48 - Hey stupid. I do academic research. As an academic. Go look it up.
Thar she blows!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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With all that hot air you blow, you'd think that snow would be gone by now.
It is kind of warm in here - do you think that's what it is?
Damn this place sucks now.
But thank god you're here to fix it, 54.
Whatever happened to the person who was going to out themselves at the bucket as someone else? Or something to that effect.
"There's no point in hiding one's light under a barrel"
hey Einstein, the passage is "Hide Your Light Under A Bushel" @^@
57 - Hey Einstein, you could probably get away with hiding your light under a toothpaste cap, but I would need a barrel.
50 - hey asshole. That's not what you said last time. Did you have to think really, really hard to come up with that story?
59 - Hey asshole, what did I say last time? Let's see it.
You talk too much.
...>singing Aerosmith< "talk about things and nobody cares..."
"OK, smack old-timers. I seem to remember a smacker or two previously outting Lima's academic/career/housing claims as 100% bogus? "
@ 23 you are 100% correct. Some of us were bored on a Friday night and went digging a bit. It was very easy to out poor Limpus for the total "lying liar who lies" that she is (love that phrase btw).
She was manic back then, much like she is now. After a few days when her meds kicked in she faded away. This manic rambling is a pattern with her. Poor thing.
Oh right, 62, because your credentials are so sterling and we should all accept what you say as truth, little miss anonymous chicken shit asshole. As a matter of fact, I doubt you're little. No doubt you're some miserable obese hag with no self-control, bad skin, teeth and hair, no job, non-existent sex life, whose entire family is humiliated to admit they even know you. You just keep on going the way you are - I'm certain things will drastically change on their own and one day you'll wake up tall, thin, beautiful, funny, smart, and wealthy. Oh wait, that's me I'm talking about again. Must be the narcissism.
So she's manic, on meds and you're poking at her with a stick like some demented sociopathic? Impressive. For sure you've proved how much better you are than her. Go you.
Good god, I wish I had meds. Everyone in 62s family is on meds because of 62. She isn't, though. When she saw the psychiatrist he was unable to help. His professional evaluation, which he shared with her was, "You are not suffering from any clinical disorders that I am able to give you medication for. As far as I can see, you are simply a morbidly obese, bad-tempered, uneducated, jobless, nasty bitch with bad teeth, hair and nails. And you might want to do something about that odor. I'm a professional so I overlook these things but others may not be so forgiving."
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3274542
Must be Satan again.
I know this'll get lost amidst all the manic troll posts. Jesus H. Christ. I almost think Bullshitter is preferable.
oh how precious, the lizard is here to rescue Limpus.
I'm not the lizard or rescuing anyone. Just pointing out that you're a demented sociopath.
62 here. You seem upset Theresa. Maybe I should come to Casa Limpus with 31 so you can kick my ass too. Refresh my memory, is yours the single wide with the broken down school bus parked near the chicken coup or is that the "large home" that you bought for your daughter? Time to call your brother the high profile lawyer and sue us...again.
Sorry for poking the puppy, but I found a video of Lima
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5fjHPKRm9I&feature=youtu.be
69 - Hey, come on right over, there Tubby ChubbaLard. Do they rent cargo vans large enough for the intellectually impaired? Will your probation officer be with you? As much as I value my skills as a hostess, I'm sorry to have to tell you that my entryways are not wheelchair accessible. I know you're not actually in a wheelchair yet, but I know how hard it is for you to navigate the regular door frame. Now, I'm only serving snacks and not lunch so I hope you will overlook that there will only be chicken, pork, beef, macaroni and cheese, fried potatoes, stuffed potatoes, mashed potatoes, sweet potato pie, hash browns, corn muffins, cornpone, grits, chocolate pudding, lemon pie, ice cream cake, and a banana. I know you're trying to reduce. I will try to the best of my ability to kick your ass, but seriously, are we talking the entire ass? Because I'm not sure how much time you have, but I have an appointment in April. I've gone ahead and rented a U-Haul to cart away the pieces of ass I'll be able to kick off, but let's not kid ourselves - Rome wasn't built in a day! Am I right!?!? I'm also sorry to inform you that my high profile lawyer brother won't be able to join us. He heard you were planning a visit and called your parole officer and there was a little confusion about you leaving the state - something about bench warrants for your arrest, so he'll be busy that day. Nonetheless - can't wait to see you!
^^^^^^ Really? We're supposed to be nice to THAT??
What the FUCK has happened to this place??? Why doesn't the ignorant twat, Jane, do some god damned housekeeping and get rid of a few PAIN IN THE FUCKING ASSES???
I guess all she cares about is clicks and how many pennies she can rack up with Google AdSense. Dumb twat.
It's just Manic Bitch posting, then posting to defend herself. She learned it from Bullshitter. Please, people--don't feed the trolls.
Stomp stomp stomp. Rage rage rage. Get rid of everyone but me me me! Just me, it's all about me!
won't it be fun when Baby M turns into Toddler M, Kindie M, Tween M, Teenager M blah blah blah.
Let's hope the kid learns to spell better than her idiot mother.
Please, people--don't feed the trolls.
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This. Especially the mentally ill trolls.
Let's hope the kid learns to spell better than her idiot mother.
February 24, 2014 at 7:41 PM
He probably can right now ;)
It is permissible, however, to feed the physically ill trolls and the spiritually ill ones. Also those with substance abuse issues and body dysmorphic disorder. Just don't, whatever you do, feed the mentally ill trolls. On second thought, trolls with second degree murder and just plain old manslaughter charges can be fed, but feeding first degree trolls is a little iffy. Definitely feed the blind and hearing impaired trolls, but if there are trolls who refuse to speak but are perfectly able to, then don't feed them. They're just playing dumb. It's also okay, actually encouraged, to feed the elderly trolls and those who use walkers. But NOT the ones who use those scooters because they're just too lazy to walk.
Let's hope the kid learns to spell better than her idiot mother.
February 24, 2014 at 7:41 PM
He probably can right now ;)
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That was an actual LOL moment!
he's 8 months old and in head start? Isn't head start for older kids?
Like Freebird missing a gun thread or Mrs.T missing a gay thread.
Hmm I am confused. I thought Mrs T actually supported Gay rights?
Typhus might support the rights of gays to Just Go Away and Not Talk About It, but I seriously doubt she believes in marriage equality or civil rights legislation. That's soshalizm, don't you know?
In other news, Typhus wouldn't know a socialist if one bit her on the ass. Not that any smart socialist would volunteer.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3274481
Dorkangle, since you read here...Are you going to go face your smackdown or not?
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Seriously? you are a total bitch on another thread to a mother venting about sick kids and now you want us to ohh and ahh over baby M. Really?
I'm sure his tear duct will clear up on his own both my kids did pretty much over night.
I thought Mrs T actually supported Gay rights
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jeebus does NOT approve! read your bible!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3274509
As usual, cuntyupnorth is being a bitch.
Mrs T thinks being gay is a sin. In her world, "Christian" dogma overrules the Constitution. Her personal interpretation (that is, the one she is indoctrinated with every Sunday) is that there should not be a separation of church and state where civil rights are concerned.
After her titanic failure to bring back the sparkly headband to the over-40 crowd, Mrs T now focuses all her energy on re-introducing the thinking of Medieval times. Reading one of her diatribes transports one back in time to a peasant village in Western Europe, to the year 1425. The ignorance! The smell! The sores! The brutality! The frightful sight of gazing upon her visage! The ignorance!
Fingers crossed that this time Mrs T will be successful in her endeavor, and soon we will all be enjoying some good old fashioned burnings at the stake and drawing and quarterings.
dramatic much?
that's a little too much thought into something you don't like.
91-Lighten up and pull da stick outta yer ass. I would rather read posts like 90's than that crazy town bullshit that has been going on here lately.
ALL HAIL DA MAJIKAL BEOUF!!!
Honey, you talk too much.
...>singing Aerosmith< "talk about things and nobody cares..."
93 - Wasn't that funny the first 12 times you used it.
ALL HAIL DA MAJIKAL BEOUF!!!
Wasn't that funny the first 12 times you used it.
Harmony, you and I will forever disagree on certain interpretations, but know that I have mad respect for you and know you also have a beautiful relationship with the same Savior.
This quote from the infamous Idaho thread shows me that Mrs T does think that gays enjoy a relationship with Christ.
90 is posted bt limpus. Her crazy blather is unmistakable.
96 - Who in their right mind would care what that loudmouth blowhard Mrs T thinks? Small-minded, petty, rageful, nasty blabbermouth who just likes to start shit. She damn well better hope there's a Savior since she'll be needing all she can get. I'm sure if The Savior was stuck in a room with her for more than ten minutes He'd want to plunge a pitchfork through his eyeballs.
97 - Unmistakable except for all the times you got it wrong.
96: "This quote from the infamous Idaho thread shows me that Mrs T does think that gays enjoy a relationship with Christ."
Mrs T's opinion on gay's relationship with Christ is beside the point. What I'm talking about is their civil rights. Not the same thing AT ALL. Classic change of topic, same as on the discussion threads. Nice try, Mrs. T.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3274579
"Come to America. I'll show you the mall"
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3274601
Freebird's telling a story, I think.
"The word gather just makes my heart leap.."
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3274615
WTF? I swear, they speak another language.
You just aren't in the right season of your life to appreciate the power of words 103.
I don't know if you are being sarcastic, 104, but that couldn't be truer. Words have power and they can touch you in meaningful ways.
It was sarcasm 105 and while yes words are powerful I don't know anyone who talks of leaping hearts, seasons of life or their mommy heart hurting/scared/proud. Personally I think 2peafaithful is a spoiled brat who lives in a fantasy land.
Who the fuck sits on their ass for 7 years after a divorce letting their parents take care of them? Gets so fat they need weight loss surgery and then more surgery to remove excess skin. What kind of a leech who has never worked outside the home but wants to talk about retirement? Only a pea could think all of that is normal.
Personally I think 2peafaithful is a spoiled brat who lives in a fantasy land.
Who the fuck sits on their ass for 7 years after a divorce letting their parents take care of them? Gets so fat they need weight loss surgery and then more surgery to remove excess skin. What kind of a leech who has never worked outside the home but wants to talk about retirement? Only a pea could think all of that is normal.
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Agree on all counts...she's a lazy fool.
And, she mentioned 'gathering' around her Craigslist table. IIRC, wasn't there a huge debate over her special gathering table, or am I mixing up my idiots again?
Is there a state that dumbfuck Kelpea doesn't consider home? Holy shit she's got a story and a connection to any state ever posted.
https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3274567
Trust me, kelpea is one of the biggest fucktards at the bucket, but it isn't because she's lived all over. Lots of people have lived in lots of places and have personal connections and stories to all of those many places. I'm not defending her at all, she is indefensible in every other way. She's an amazing fucktard.
Jesus told her husband to tell her to keep the table. She's a piece of fucking work, that one.
I think SHE has a dog brain.
What, no Mrs. T on the Arizona thread? She could at least pop in and say "see Idaho thread".
Kelpea lies. I remember her saying the same thing about PA.
Kelpea lies. I remember her saying the same thing about PA.
Maybe she has a husband in every state. LMFAO
Prove it 314. Link please.
I think 2peafaithful is a spoiled brat who lives in a fantasy land.
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Oh yeah. You nailed it.
LEAVE KELPEA ALONE!
sorry 318 not going to happen. That bitch is the crazy liberal version of Lauren or Mrs. T
Does anyone have the link to the dining room table/2peafaithful thread? I never read that one and can't find it.
I remember the good old days when one's religion was a personal, private matter not some cudgel to constantly wave around and threaten others with.
No shit, 121!
Poor slow-witted Jodster. All the love and kisses and mad "respect" she gets from the peas is actually just a condescending pat on the head. She is dumber than a box of rocks.
I'm starting to think the tale of 2peafaithful is a urban myth, I've tried several different ways of googling it and nada.
123, I remember it. I think it's been about 3-4 years since it happened.
Gotta love the irony of the free speech post by Jodster and all the peas who say they support free speech when most of them try to shut everyone else up.
We need a bill that would prevent lynlam from existing.
You are an idiot, 126.
127 - lynlam is an idiot.
So is 126.
lynlam is a snarly, growling junkyard dog, the kind that lives in a landfill in a third world country. She is greedy and vicious and enjoys watching others suffer with her little black piggy eyes. She is not human, but a cross between a rodent and an insect. There is nothing in her brain cavity but a curdled wad of steaming hatred and revenge.
I wish I were a unicorn so I could stab idiots with my head.
That would clearly violate the Unicorn Code of Ethics.
Not if goes against the religion of unicorns ;)
I believe Unicorns can only discriminate against idiots, I don't think they're allowed to assault and batter them. They can refuse service, but I'm pretty sure they have to keep their heads out of a reasonable man's personal space.
I'd be a lawless unicorn. Laws be damned. If you're an idiot, I'd fuck you up. ha ha ha
An angry Unicorn may break the law, but it would never violate the Unicorn Code of Ethics, or it wouldn't be a Unicorn. They've been known to run red lights, but that's not in the code. Impaling idiots is in The Code.
I must be missing a keyword in google, I use 2peafaithful, dining table/dining room table craigslist and return. Along with twopeas nsbr and no luck.
What am I missing? I've dug up other threads but this is eluding me and making wish I was a unicorn so I could poke a hole in google.
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145 - I'm serious, they're not.
138 looked like it was going to be one.
I was thinking camel.
What am I missing? I've dug up other threads but this is eluding me and making wish I was a unicorn so I could poke a hole in google.
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I saw the whole jeebus tablegate go down, but it was a few years ago. IIRC 2peas deleted all old threads a while back so ithe thread might've gotten wiped out in that. maybe try wayback machine?
also: I'm very glad I don't know lynlam IRL.
Ugh, that slithery snake lynlam, exclaiming with fake surprise, Oh I've been so busy! I haven't checked to see what all this fuss is about that I intentionally caused by being yet again a less than human piece of shit. I mean, being the feces stuffed sewer rat that I am I know exactly what I'm doing riling up the peas with another one of my inflamatory posts but I like to pretend that I don't. Mostly I'm surprised that any of you morons even take the bait any more, especially since you've had plenty of time and experience to know who I am and what I'm all about, especially that I answer to no one but el Diablo.
I bet the feeling is mutual.
152 - Knock it off, lynlam. You are plague-ridden vermin.
Oh 151, for minute there I thought you were talking about Kelpea.
There is no more vile, excrement spewing, rotting corpse stench of a so-called human than lynlam.
Gov. Brewer did not write one word of her speech. She did as she was told, and left the room. The Chamber of Commerce said, "No" once they realized that billions would be lost if she signed it, so "No" it was.
Money always trumps 'convictions' in the GOP. Always.
There is something really wrong with you, 155.
Money always trumps convictions everywhere, period.
157 - I agree. I caught it by reading the infection disease spreading shit your pus-oozing fingers spew when you type, lynlam.
I am not lynlam you idiot. What? You think lynlam is the only one that could see there is something sick and twisted about you? Bring this crap to the bucket. I dare you. Post it under your pea identity, don't hide out here and vomit crap anonymously like a coward.
160 - I would deny being lynlam, too, lynlam. You are not very well liked, as a matter of fact, most people loathe you. The one who loathes you most is yourself. You seethe with hatred - it oozes out of every pore, out of those beady lifeless eyes, and drips down your yellow jagged fangs while you foam at the mouth. No one but you cares how sick and twisted I am, since it's called fact in the real world. You give yourself away, you nasty little rodent. All that time and energy you spend to aggressively demolish humans.
Continue on like the nasty little coward you are and an ignorant one to boot.
Poor little infested rat lynlam - the scourge of humanity. Tell me, who else on the entire planet except yourself posing as someone else would write "bring it to the bucket, post under your name, I dare you!" Pretty intense for an objective outsider who couldn't care one way or another about lynlam. Do you see how stupid you are, lynlam? Like most rodents you don't have much self awareness but everyone else can see you for the desicated pile of rotted slime that you are. The antithesis of humanity.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2919114
Only thread I found was a troll trying to guilt 2pea to return it. lol
Bring it to the bucket you little coward and you'll find out I'm not lynlam.
Stupid, delusional, manipulative, hostile little lynlam. When someone writes they are glad they don't know you in real life, who else but yourself would respond that the feeling is mutual? Who else would continue to defend that lynlam was not an idiot except lynlam? What little friends over there at the bucket do you think would be so aggressively defensive on your behalf? NONE. Do you know why? Because no one likes you. As a matter of fact, most people loathe you because they can see what you truly are. NO ONE would bother to continue to defend lynlam except lynlam. One or two may agree with you but not to the extent that they would spend any time defending you. People only defend others they like. NO ONE LIKES YOU. Because you are selfish, greedy, bigoted, narrow-minded, aggressively evil in your determination to exclude everyone from everything except yourself from what you want. NO ONE likes pushy, greedy, hairy little brutes like yourself, lynlam. NO ONE. Not even yourself.
Damn! Lynn pissed someone off bigtime. (166)
That's the same idiotic argument made every time someone stands up for someone over here. I personally have been called lots of other people over here. For all the people I've been called, there's damn near only you and me at the bucket you stupid ignorant coward. Bring your smear campaign to the bucket and let's all find out who I really am. You're too much of a coward to do that. You can only hide over here and say those things because you're a sniveling little rat weasel.
Where are you, lynlam? Did you figure out that I might call your bluff and show up on 2Peas? If I call you out on 2Peas, who's going to step up and claim it wasn't you on this thread, but them? Better start scrambling around. You don't have a lot of people to ask to fake it for you. And when I do call you out, what are you going to say to me on 2Peas that you can't say right now? Deny that you're a little venom-filled, shit vomiting sewer rat? Just deny it right now then. Why bother to bring it to 2Peas?
Bring it coward.
Oh I'm not the coward, lynlam. You don't even know me at 2Peas, what difference would it make? Do you think I use my real name at 2Peas? As a matter of fact, you are the coward, lynlam. Slithering around on your belly, throwing your little bomblets to instigate trouble at 2Peas, that fake objective quality you pretend to have. Covertly manipulative little vermin like yourself are the real cowards in life. If you're so invested in unveiling cowards, how about you reveal your name at 2Peas? Then I'll reveal mine. You are merely deflecting now, lynlam. What happens when I show up using my pea name, one you've rarely seen. What then? Will you know who I am? Everyone knows who you are - the stench of evil doesn't escape anyone's notice.
Wow - so Lynn pissed off Theresa?
I say TAKE IT TO THE BUCKET!!!!!
It is now THRUSDAY!!! GO FOR IT!!
No one is talking about real names you ignorant twit. Post the garbage you're vomiting here about lynlam at the bucket. Go ahead coward. You sure can throw it out here anonymously like a coward. Let's see you say that under your pea name at the bucket. Otherwise your just a piece of shit, scared sniveling little rat weasel hiding out here pretending to be tough. You know if you say that same crap at the bucket about lynlam, you'll be shredded by everyone like the shitbag you are.
Ummm...173 if you're asking 172 to post then you're an idiot (or ignorant twit, as you put it) because I'm not the poster you've been popping a vein over...
BTW, you sound like a freak. Are you drooling? You might want to wipe that up.
I wasn't talking to 172.
Okay Honey.
I get a weird "Lynn is being stalked by someone who isn't even a Pea" vibe from this verbal vomit.
Me too. The one saying all that about lynlam does sound off somehow.
I think it's Theresa. Granny done fell off the rocker.
I don't think it is limapea. If that's who Theresa is. I think it's a long time well known pea who has it out for her. Maybe they've had too much to drink, I don't know, but they are off their rocker somehow, you're right about that.
I hope her stalker doesn't know her irl. I hope she is safe from the lunatic.
Congrats BL!!!
What are you congratulating her for?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3274722
Oh good for her. Glad to hear things are getting better.
Lynnlam's that hateful, ignorant, bigmouthed idiot aunt everyone avoids making eye contact with at Thanksgiving. God help you if she gets you cornered - the spittle will drench you.
It's abundantly clear that lynloon understands capitalism about as well as she does socialism and marxism - which is to say not a damn bit.
Speaking of spittle, you might want to wipe down your computer screen, 186/187. you're frothing at the mouth.
Damn Liberal Anti-Christ Homosexualists! Bad enough that I can’t refuse service to the following anymore: The Chinamen, The Jews, The Irish, The Meskins, The Redskins, The Negroes, The Eyetalians, The A-rabs, The Frogs, or The Hindoos.
All I had left were The Queers! And now anus-worshipping libtard islamo-communists are stomping all over my Religious Freedoms!
You need help with your lynlam obsession.
173 is Typhus.
Random question, what ever happened to Tande?
I was googling to find a different thread and came across an old one about her coming back. Then I guess she left again?
People come and go 192, there is a core of peas who've been around forever but most come and go.
Cami car, treelover, brandisomething? (she made much nicer looking candy than squillen), sass, I pea glitter. The list goes on and on.
sass pops up from time to time to pollute the place
Wrong 191, I'm not Tyler either.
195-No one cares who you are. Go away.
191 cares and that's who I was talking to.
How's your hangover, Honey?
I wasn't the one that was drinking. That would be the one who has a scary obsession with lynlam and was frothing at the mouth over her. Was that you? Do you have a hangover today? Did you wipe down your computer from all the spittle dripping from it?
Are you seriously accusing (fake asking) 198 of being the freak from last night?
Get a grip...
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