Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Space 2/5/14

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Anonymous said...

Finally

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3272232

Amazing how just a day later everything is just fine.

theoriginalbananalady said...

Everything isn't just fine. I still have a long road ahead of me. My husband had to hear from someone else the exact same things I had already told him. So now he believes it. But things are far from fine. He knows it is best to try to work together on an agreement but will he do it? Who knows? I hope so but I really don't know.

Anonymous said...

I agree with the poster who said that BL/BS is arrogant and rude. I'll never offer her advice again.

Anonymous said...

I would bet big money you have never offered her any true friendly advice. Not any that wasn't a smack disguised as friendly advice, anyway. And if you say otherwise, you're a lying sack of shit.


Anonymous said...

Amazing how just a day later everything is just fine.
February 5, 2014 at 2:13 PM

I know, right? @@

Anonymous said...

What a psychic you are, 5!

Anonymous said...

It doesn't take a psychic to read here and recognize patterns, 7.


Anonymous said...

He is crushed. He kept thinking he could just win me back.
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LMAO. Sure . . . .

Anonymous said...

More like psychotic, not psychic.

theoriginalbananalady said...

No more advice from Anonymous number 4? How will I ever get over the disappointment?

Anonymous said...

Sure showed me,10. So impressed with your 12 year old mentality.


Anonymous said...

Pats 12 on the head.... here's a cookie, now run along and play.

Anonymous said...

I thought bootspalmer was a troll?

Anonymous said...

As 12 draws her last breath, she will waste it to have the last word! LOL!

Anonymous said...

STFU 15. ;)

Anonymous said...

Bullshitter's thread dropped to page 2 with only 6 responses. Guess everyone clued in on her bullshit or no one gives a damn.

theoriginalbananalady said...

Enlighten me 17, what bullshit precisely is it that you think people are clued into?

Anonymous said...

Not 17 but I'm guessing people find it hard to believe he has saw the light and is now totally agreeing to everything you want in a short 24 hours.

theoriginalbananalady said...

He isn't agreeing to everything I want. He made some decisions today that I wanted him to make, but the fat lady is far from tuning up. He is still in the house and there are various other issues that have be addressed.

But having the therapist tell him these things definitely helped me out. She introduced him to the reality of the situation. I don't know what he was thinking the outcome would be but she told him, his affair was all fantasy, he didn't have to put in any work, it is easy, you get your ego stroked and just throw some compliments in return. If he had of actually lived with her? Well, that would not have been so much fun.

Anonymous said...

Oh, yay. More of the bananalady show.

Because we just don't know enough about this psycho or her drama.

You are worse than Typhus with the last word bullshit, bananabrains. Go work on your marriage and shut the fuck up already.

Anonymous said...

Holy hell! The idiocy here is worse than at the bucket. Blog bitches bring her up and then bitch because she's being talked about. Nothing can top that stupidity. Nothing.

Anonymous said...

So he never had an affair? He had an over active imagination? And that was a deal breaker for you? Get a life. You realize many people fantasize don't you? SMH you really are all about creating your own drama, and I used to support you. No more.

Anonymous said...

SMH you really are all about creating your own drama, and I used to support you. No more.


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23. you're a lying sack of shit. You never supported her. Read what she wrote again because you completely misread it and saw an opportunity to slam her. An opportunity that you were looking for. Someone that supports someone doesn't do that.
The therapist was not saying his affair was all a fantasy. She was saying that an affair in general is a fantasy compared to life with your wife.

Anonymous said...

@24 actually when all her stolen I'd shit was going on I supported her, offered her advice, now she has lost it.

Anonymous said...

She lost your support because the therapist told her husband he was living in a fantasy world?

Anonymous said...

Sure that makes all kinds of sense. SMH


Anonymous said...

140 Anonymous said... 140

Aw, geez, here we go again. Even the boring BL topic was more interesting this tiresome split personality nonsense - "it wasn't me posting", "it was me posting", "you're all so stupid". GO THE FUCK AWAY PLEASE!
February 5, 2014 at 10:50 AM

Yes, all the handslappy handslaps are getting obnoxious!

theoriginalbananalady said...

What 24 said. It was an emotional affair. If you don't know what that is then give google a try. It had not yet turned physical, I found out about it before their planned meetup date. Emotional affairs do one of 2 things, they either escalate and turn physical or they eventually die on their own, sometimes they can go on for years. Based on the email exchanges, this emotional affair was ramping up and was 1 month away from becoming physical.

It would have just been an imaginary event if my husband would have kept his thoughts in his head. He didn't, he shared them with my former friend, she shared hers with him and there you go, they were off to the races. They were exchanging email with each other about every 12 minutes on average over a 5 week period. I'd really prefer not to go over each and every thing they said during that time, I'll just say they both acted like they were single people preparing to go out on their first date. Think of online dating if you will where the 2 people eventually meet in person. Only these 2 already knew each other in person. They were planning to use my friendship to legitimize why they were meeting up without my presence.

I did not know they were talking to each other all day every day. As soon as I found out the proverbial shit hit the fan. And so, now we are where we are.

Anonymous said...

28 Anonymous said... 28

Yes, all the handslappy handslaps are getting obnoxious!

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It's a smacknlog, Genius. Don't like it, don't come here.

Anonymous said...

Is the bucket broken?

Anonymous said...

It's quite comical to see people come to a smackblog and then complain about being smacked.


Anonymous said...

I know it's been said before, but this blog sucks now that Ella and BerrySmoothie found it. It's all them all the time.

Anonymous said...

It's too bad that BL doesn't know that any lawyer worth his/her salt is going to find everything she's said online and use it as evidence in the divorce.

Keep talking, BL. You're only hanging yourself.

Anonymous said...

OMG, did 2Peas learn nothing after their "sweet tiny Jaime" intorduction fiasco? Why do their new employee introductions focus so heavily on the new staff's appearance? Is Kristina Nicolai White really that shallow? Not only does it make 2Peas look stupid and shallow, but makes women owners and staff look like all the really care about and all that really matters is the way you look. NO business run by a man, employing men, and catering to a primarily male audience would EVER describe a new employee in terms of his physical appearance.
How about from now on you tell us about your employee's qualifications and what they are going to do to improve the sucky business you run and the online community. You know, the stuff that matters?

Anonymous said...

"So remind me why I'm dropping $15K+ a year on Irish dance????" Mely

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3271943&pg=3

Shows that some people have more money than brains.

theoriginalbananalady said...

34, you do realize that most divorces don't actually go to trial, right? Most of them are settled. Furthermore, I haven't said anything online that changes anything in family court.

And to reiterate, I don't ever expect support here. That would be ignorant.

Anonymous said...

Why the fuck do the peas treat the word SEX like some kind of swear word? How fucking sad to see that some can't even bring themselves to type it without inserting other crap in there. SMH.

Anonymous said...

It's probably a habit from other boards that don't allow that. Not a commentary on what they can't bring themselves to do, Drama Monger. SMH

theoriginalbananalady said...

It is so those posts won't show up in a google search. It is an effort to keep those looking for porn away. I don't know it is effective or not, but that is the reasoning I have seen offered before.

Anonymous said...

"So remind me why I'm dropping $15K+ a year on Irish dance????" Mely

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3271943&pg=3

Shows that some people have more money than brains.

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She's still spending money on that? I thought her kids would've quit by now.

Anonymous said...

Amanduh has risen again.... Of course, on the "What's for dinner", thread.

Anonymous said...

Bootspalmer on the biracial thread, trying way too hard.


Anonymous said...

30 Anonymous said... 30

28 Anonymous said... 28

Yes, all the handslappy handslaps are getting obnoxious!

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It's a smacknlog, Genius. Don't like it, don't come here.
February 6, 2014 at 8:29 AM

You can't take that out of context and make it up as you go. Read what that response was to and maybe you'll figure it out.
Oh, and don't tell me what to do LMAO!

Anonymous said...

Shrug. I don't believe emotional affairs exist. To me an affair is get down and dirty doing the deed. Anything less than physical is just fantasy. I don't think fantasy crosses any lines, just enhances the experience. A fantasy would not be a deal breaker to me.
BL/BS is grasping at anything for the drama.

theoriginalbananalady said...

I am sure their emotional affair would have enhanced the physical affair that was being planned between the 2 of them. If you don't have a problem with your husband making plans to sleep with your best friend then that is you. I DO have a problem with it and both my husband and my former friend knew that and so I did not even know they were communicating with each other at all.

Would just an innocent friendship need to be kept secret? If it is on the up and up, then why lie about it?

Their are women who have no problem being "sister wives", some women know their husband has a mistress and choose to look the other way for their own reasons. It is important for everyone to know what is their own personal truth. If my husband wants an open marriage then he is going to need to be married to somebody else.

BTW, no therapist or psychologist agrees with your assertion that there is no such thing as an emotional affair. They don't re-victimize the betrayed by telling them they are creating drama. 45 should not quit their day job.

theoriginalbananalady said...

I apologize for my sloppy grammar above. I should have proof read first.

Anonymous said...

No one cares about your crap, Bananalady. I am so sick of your ridiculous spewing here. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR BULLSHIT.

Anonymous said...

I read it and didn't take anything out of context, 44. You're still an idiot. You don't come to a smackblog and complain about being smacked.


Anonymous said...

How funny that altab claims to get an expensive haircut every month.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3272283

Anonymous said...

LOL @ you 49. You're not worth arguing with. Have fun all by yourself.

Anonymous said...

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w101/rainbowramsey

Rainbow scrapper - she'll kick your ass. lol

Anonymous said...

^^ see page 2 for ass kickin' page

Anonymous said...

"Their are women who have no problem being "sister wives", some women know their husband has a mistress and choose to look..."

You homeschool, correct? Because that sentence should start with THERE, not THEIR!

Anonymous said...

"BTW, no therapist or psychologist agrees with your assertion that there is no such thing as an emotional affair. They don't re-victimize the betrayed by telling them they are creating drama. 45 should not quit their day job. "


And............ bullshit. You know every fucking therapist in this country?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3272425

Pathetic.

Anonymous said...

Oh Shut the fuck up 55. If that's all you got, shut the fuck up. You sound like an idiot. Let it go.

theoriginalbananalady said...

54, I know I used the wrong form of there, hence my apology in the very next post for my poor grammar. So yes, I do home school and I do it well. I know the rules of grammar and I made a mistake and then acknowledged that mistake.

55, You may find a therapist who agrees with you. I think you could use some therapy so go and ask them yourself. But, you might want to do a little googling first and see what the consensus among therapists in the field have to say about it. Over and over I have found that the counseling community has stated that with the advent of social media and women in the workplace has increased the amount of affairs and emotional affairs can actually be more damaging to a marriage than a physical one.

Think about it, if you can, the man who being caught after having a physical affair saying, "But it was just sex, she means nothing to me!". Why would he want to downplay any emotional connection if the sex part was the only thing that mattered?

Anonymous said...

Wow 54 BL must be the devil incarnate if she used their when she should have used there #getalife

Anonymous said...

How is noting a milestone post pathetic, 56?

Anonymous said...

OMG if you think 20k posts on a message board is a milestone you may want to re-think things.

A milestone is graduating from school, birth of children, marriage or any other big event in life.

20k posts just says I sit on my ass all day posting.

Anonymous said...

Pea Battle:

I'd like to see Lima & Banana Lady fight.

I'd bet on BL!!

Next...

Anonymous said...

Pea Battle:

Carla VS. Yubobo

Anonymous said...

Not a BL fan, but whoever thinks an emotional affair isn't a real thing or just a fantasy is stupid. So you'd have no problem with your husband being in love with another woman and spending time with her and telling her intimate things as long as they don't have sex?

I also didn't realize Rainbow's daughter was special needs. That is a special needs cheerleading team. Has she ever mentioned that? I only remember her talking about her almost going blind thanks to Rainbow's neglect. Poor kid.

And celebrating 20k posts is embarrassing.

Anonymous said...

How is noting a milestone post pathetic, 56?

A milestone? You don't get out much do you? Posting on a message board is hardly anything worth noting.

Anonymous said...

61 is right! A milestone is getting your fucking abcessed teeth pulled.

Anonymous said...

If you think reaching 20K posts is a milestone, then you must not have much of a life. She's been there for 11 years. That works out to nearly an average of 5 posts a day every single day. I usually only find one thing a week to comment on. A milestone is graduation, turning 18 or 21, getting married, etc., not posting on a message board.

Anonymous said...

L'Urine seems to be ramping up her shit-stirring. Things must not be going well with her fictional man. boohoo.

Anonymous said...

Shrug. I don't believe emotional affairs exist. To me an affair is get down and dirty doing the deed. Anything less than physical is just fantasy. I don't think fantasy crosses any lines, just enhances the experience. A fantasy would not be a deal breaker to me.
BL/BS is grasping at anything for the drama.
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You are incredibly naive.

Anonymous said...

The real problem with Lauren's shit stirring is that the peas take the bait every.single.time.

She will never leave the pod because the peas make it so easy for her. If the dumbass peas would quit responding to her, she'd get bored and find some other place to troll.

Anonymous said...

Why oh why does anyone respond to maddiesmum?

Anonymous said...

BL's husband has an emotional affair and now she's the expert on infidelity after only 3-4 therapy visits. Those are the kind of people I avoid. They usually have some mental illness in need of treatment.

Anonymous said...

I did not say that 20,000 posts was a milestone in life. I said milestone "post". There is a difference.

Anonymous said...

People that post things like that, 72 have a glaring insecurity problem. The need to squash what people experience and call them mentally ill because you don't like them says loads about you.


Anonymous said...

the anon bs posts are so transparent

Anonymous said...

73 Anonymous said... 73

I did not say that 20,000 posts was a milestone in life. I said milestone "post". There is a difference.
February 7, 2014 at 3:43 PM

No, really, there isn't...

Anonymous said...

Shrug. I don't believe emotional affairs exist. To me an affair is get down and dirty doing the deed. Anything less than physical is just fantasy. I don't think fantasy crosses any lines, just enhances the experience. A fantasy would not be a deal breaker to me
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Hi Mariah/Benem. This sounds exactly like something her dumbass would say.

Anonymous said...

How exactly is an emotional affair only a fantasy? To me a fantasy is something one person makes up in their mind. An affair, emotional or otherwise, is between two people both taking part in it. Talking about your "fantasy" with another person that isn't your wife is an emotional affair in my book. When two people have feelings for each other and share intimate details with each other, sorry to me, that is cheating.

If my husband was talking to my bff behind my back and they were talking about sex and how they cared about each other or wanted to be together, I'm pretty sure I'd call that cheating. If you have no problem with your husband or boyfriend doing that to you, then you might want to see someone about that.

The person who says there's no such thing probably has never been married or in a committed relationship in their life. One of the dateless dorks at the bucket.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3272374

Aslan will defend anyone with a gun. It's crazy. She can find fault with every victim that has been shot by some psycho power tripping gun slinger. It makes me sick.

Anonymous said...

Delayney is a nutjob. She's the type that would want her sons to be popular so therefore they must play football at all costs.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3272490

So Lauren has no sympathy for drug addicts because they "can control themselves if they really want to". Does that include her own son? Would she say this if he died from drugs?

Anonymous said...

76 Anonymous said... 76

73 Anonymous said... 73

I did not say that 20,000 posts was a milestone in life. I said milestone "post". There is a difference.
February 7, 2014 at 3:43 PM

No, really, there isn't...

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There is, but you're too stupid to know the difference.


Anonymous said...

Or too much of an asshole to admit there is.

Anonymous said...

79 Anonymous said... 79

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3272374

Aslan will defend anyone with a gun. It's crazy. She can find fault with every victim that has been shot by some psycho power tripping gun slinger. It makes me sick.

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She did not defend the guy.


Anonymous said...

aslan is a just another troll who says stuff to be just to be assy and get into arguments. much like lauren

Anonymous said...

You missed her point, 74... I mean, BL.

theoriginalbananalady said...

Well, I wasn't 74 but as far as what 72 posted, I must ask, how many women would your husband have to fuck before you felt like an expert in infidelity?

But outside of all of that, I have a minor in Psychology so some of this stuff I have studied. I just wish I didn't have to live it.

Anonymous said...

No one is an expert on infidelity, you dumb fuck. And if you have a minor in Psychology, why are you not using it on yourself?

Anonymous said...

Why oh why does anyone respond to maddiesmum?

I don't see that anyone responded to maddiesmum, lowrent.

Anonymous said...

Oh great! Maddiesmum is here to ruin the blog too.

Anonymous said...

82 Anonymous said... 82

76 Anonymous said... 76

73 Anonymous said... 73

I did not say that 20,000 posts was a milestone in life. I said milestone "post". There is a difference.
February 7, 2014 at 3:43 PM

No, really, there isn't...

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There is, but you're too stupid to know the difference.


February 7, 2014 at 5:44 PM
83 Anonymous said... 83

Or too much of an asshole to admit there is.
February 7, 2014 at 5:45 PM

Go to the bucket.
Go directly to the bucket.
Do not pass go.
Do not collect $200.

theoriginalbananalady said...

88, there are plenty of esteemed Psychologists who are considered "experts" in infidelity. I do not claim to be one, I can only relate to my own experience.

Why don't I use my minor in Psych on myself? To be honest that is a stupid question. But I only have a minor, it takes a Master's degree to be a Psychologist. I do, however, know myself and know my strengths and weaknesses and I know when to go to a therapist and get help.

Anonymous said...

Having the ticker scroll to a certain number and taking note is something totally different than reaching a milestone in life, 91. If you can't see the difference, then you're too fucking stupid to live and and I can't help you. So take your own dumbass back to the bucket and I hope you can survive without choking on your own spit, but I don't hold out much hope.

Anonymous said...

It amuses me to watch Lauren dance around the fact that she raised a deadbeat crackhead POS.

Anonymous said...

Someone needs to offer Lauren and MTyler another shot of cookies.

Sanctimonious food-addict bitches. You don't get to weight loss surgery NOT being an addict. Lauren had it and MTyler needs it.

Anonymous said...

93 Anonymous said... 93

Having the ticker scroll to a certain number and taking note is something totally different than reaching a milestone in life, 91. If you can't see the difference, then you're too fucking stupid to live and and I can't help you. So take your own dumbass back to the bucket and I hope you can survive without choking on your own spit, but I don't hold out much hope.
February 7, 2014 at 8:03 PM

Wow, you're a freak. Not a very smart freak either. I am not the one you were originally arguing with, btw. She knew when to bow out of the crazy that you are, apparently. (Smart move whoever you are lol).

You're on your own there 93, unless the other poster or someone else wants to play with you. Have a blast.

Anonymous said...

Hey idiot BL, it takes a PhD to become a psychologist.

Anonymous said...

96 Anonymous said... 96
I am not the one you were originally arguing with, btw.

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Sure you're not. There can't be more than one person that wants to argue that there is no difference between 2 things they previously argued there was. You're obviously a bored idiot with no one to talk to.


Anonymous said...

^^ Freak!

Anonymous said...

Why because you say so?

Anonymous said...

^^ Freak banging the keyboard frantically!

theoriginalbananalady said...

Sorry 97, my mistake. You can practice as a social worker or counselor or therapist with a master's degree in Psychology. To practice as a Psychologist, you must have your doctorate. And even then, you can't prescribe medication. Psychiatrists prescribe meds.

I personally have a psychiatrist for medication, and see a therapist with her Master's degree for talk therapy.

Anonymous said...

Next time you see your therapist, BL, tell her that you air your dirty laundry on the world wide web to seek sympathy and attention.

Anonymous said...

LOL! She won't do it.

theoriginalbananalady said...

103, I don't let strangers on the internet determine what I will or will not talk about in my therapy.

And I am not seeking sympathy or attention here. Somebody brings me up, I respond. It is really that simple.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

106 = Freak with no friends who wants to drag BL into fights because she has no life.

Anonymous said...

bwahaha you must be new 107. Nobody has to drag BL into a fight. She is a willing participant and looks for any excuse to engage.

Anonymous said...

You only look like a fucking moron when you engage her and then complain that you've engaged her.

Anonymous said...

Saying something about someone does not constitute "engaging" with them.

Anonymous said...

110 is correct.

Anonymous said...

110 Anonymous said... 110

Saying something about someone does not constitute "engaging" with them.

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It does when you know that she responds to it everytime you do.

Anonymous said...

Dear Peabrains: People try drugs because they're fun and feel good. Been that way since the dawn of time.

Anonymous said...

Maybe she should not respond every.single.time someone brings her up. That's why she looks weak and foolish.

Anonymous said...

It does when you know that she responds to it everytime you do.
February 8, 2014 at 4:10 PM

Nice try, but no. Engaging with someone entails directly addressing them. You can argue all you want, but you'll still be wrong.

Anonymous said...

That's why she looks weak and foolish.
February 8, 2014 at 5:54 PM

Oh, there are WAY more reasons than that ;)

Anonymous said...

argue this fucktards!

Anonymous said...

Bringing your personal issues to the internet is stupid.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3272490

So Lauren has no sympathy for drug addicts because they "can control themselves if they really want to". Does that include her own son? Would she say this if he died from drugs?

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No sympathy, but she will take their money and defend their cases.

Hmmm.

Interesting.

She must have broken up with her boyfriend. I mean, run out of batteries. Bitch is bored and trying to start shit.

Anonymous said...

Also, it's hilarious that this fucking cow couldn't put the fatty food down and had to turn to surgery to shrink her 400 pound frame into something more human shaped is judging other addicts.

lauren is truly a piece of shit.

Anonymous said...

120 - I thought the same thing when I read her post. I would think a food addict could have some empathy for other addicts.

theoriginalbananalady said...

I can respond or not any time I damn well choose. If you don't like it, as I have said numerous times, you can scroll. For some of you, that seems to be an unattainable skill.

Anonymous said...

We prefer that you not respond.... and simply go away.

theoriginalbananalady said...

123, you the official blog spokesperson? I would prefer that you learn to scroll. Both of us can piss in one hand and wish in the other and see which one fills up faster.

Anonymous said...

Well BL, you certainly have my vote on being the official fucktard of this blog.

You can't take a hint if it came up to you and beat the shit out of you, can you? Maybe that's why your marriage is in such shambles.

Anonymous said...

Now you've resorted to arguing about the word engage, but you're still taking actions that you know will bring her here and then bitching because she's here. You're doing things that make you mad just so you can be mad. What an odd hobby.

Anonymous said...

Yep, BS is such a loser that even when people don't want her around, she stomps her feet and refuses to STFU. It's not hard at all to see why her marriage imploded and she doesn't have real life friends. She's beyond insufferable online-can't imagine how bad it must be in person.

Anonymous said...

you can scroll. For some of you, that seems to be an unattainable skill.
February 8, 2014 at 8:00 PM

much like Bananabitch is unable to stalk the blog and respond anytime she is mentioned. She's such a hypocrite (and a psycho bitch).

Anonymous said...

127 Anonymous said... 127

Yep, BS is such a loser that even when people don't want her around,

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Actions speak louder than words. You love it when she comes here. It gives yo something to bitch about and you looooove doing that.


Anonymous said...

Yes 129, I mean BL......

Anonymous said...

The only way you can deal with someone pointing out your stupidity is to say they must be the person you're fighting with? Wow, you really are stupid.

Anonymous said...

Lauren makes a lame apology and sheeple fawn all over it. SMH

Anonymous said...

Yeah, you didn't make that obvious that you're maddiesmum, 132. No not at all. (sarcasm)
Not to mention the many other maddiesmum-esque posts you make here. You're way too obvious.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3272661

LOL coming from the OP who is always bitching about Facebook drama.

Anonymous said...

132 wasn 't maddiesmum, Lauren. She's not the only one who knows exactly what kind of a bitch you are.

Anonymous said...

Yeah okay.

Anonymous said...

Yeah okay, maddiesmum.

Anonymous said...



Lauren makes a lame apology and sheeple fawn all over it. SMH
February 9, 2014 at 11:00 AM

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SSDD @ the bukkit

Anonymous said...

?? I don't remember raindancer "always" bitching about FB drama. I don't even remember her doing it often.

Anonymous said...

You love it when she comes here. It gives yo something to bitch about and you looooove doing that.
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Our resident psychic is at it again. @@

Anonymous said...

How fucking stupid can one person be? KikiPea put the entire address, including zip code, of the new house they have put an offer on. Such a special kind of idiot . . .

Anonymous said...

Stupid for sure, but I think it's part of the whole gotta brag + attention whore + so very needy thing that so many of the peas have going on. KikiPea has always been one of the very worst peas WRT to needing attention and pats on the back.

theoriginalbananalady said...

When are some of you going to get the hint that I do not give a flying fuck what any of you want? I will do what I want to do, not what some anonymous harpies tell me to do.

And yes, I know some of you want to engage me and want to attempt to hurt my feelings by rubbing my nose in the fact that my husband turned out to be a piece of shit. But, since you seem so convinced that he is just a poor little victim that he HAD to have an affair, then you can have him. Preferably, immediately. I WILL deliver him to you no charge.

Anonymous said...

Also, it's hilarious that this fucking cow couldn't put the fatty food down and had to turn to surgery to shrink her 400 pound frame into something more human shaped is judging other addicts.

lauren is truly a piece of shit

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Yep. 10000+

Where was YOUR willpower and superior moral fortitude with regard to YOUR addiction, Lauren?

Hypocrite.

Anonymous said...

Weird. It appears as though Mrs. T's God has forsaken her and her cookie addiction?


"I never said addiction wasn't a disease. I only responded to the assertion that Hoffman "had no choice". Addiction makes that choice much more difficult and will be a lifelong struggle, but EVERY SINGLE DAY we all have to make choices. It's a hopeless way to think that an addict has no choice. I help care for an alcoholic relative, I have a cousin who is currently in treatment for the 3rd time for drug abuse, I have a brother in law who celebrated his 6th year of sobriety yesterday. I have friends and family who struggle with addiction. I have a sister who is a therapist who treats people with addiction. And I refuse to let them think they ultimately have NO choice but to live ruled by their addictions. I believe God is bigger than any addiction. I believe we can be overcomers and not let any addiction overtake and destroy us. I believe a person is NOT defined by their addiction. I believe there is hope for recovery. I believe that each person gets a fresh start every day for making healthy choices and turning their life around. "

Anonymous said...

I told you before, 140 that you don't have to be psychic to be able to read and recognize patterns. I see you didn't get it the first time, so maybe it'll sink in that thick skull of yours this time.

Anonymous said...

132 Anonymous said... 132

Lauren makes a lame apology and sheeple fawn all over it. SMH

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FFS you are a fucking brain dead moron. She gets it and acknowledges it and even apologizes for hurting anyone with her words. Everyone involved recognized that was a success. Sorry you're too stupid to see that.


Anonymous said...

146 is a special kind of mental.

Anonymous said...

She gets it and acknowledges it and even apologizes for hurting anyone with her words.
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Until the next time she feels like stirring the pot and hurting people. Of all the crazy, fucked-up peas, Lauren has done this kind of thing and then "apologized" many, many times.

If she truly "gets it," she'd stop being such a mean, nasty harpie. Only a fool would believe anything she says at this point. Must be why so many sheeple peas keep accepting her "apologies" and interacting with her. If they'd just ignore her trolling and shit-stirring, she'd move on to some other site.

Anonymous said...

Misery is the only company some women can get.

Anonymous said...

FFS you are a fucking brain dead moron. She gets it and acknowledges it and even apologizes for hurting anyone with her words. Everyone involved recognized that was a success. Sorry you're too stupid to see that.

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Sorry you're too stupid to see that Lauren gets her rocks off by 1) shit-stirring and 2) tearing down people.

Mission accomplished, faux apology or not.

Anonymous said...

L'Urine has mopped up her wet panty mess and is now relaxing with a ciggy, chuckling softly to herself.

Anonymous said...

Faux apology #46.

Anonymous said...

152 you are a pig. Lauren is awesome and you are a cunt.

Anonymous said...

"When are some of you going to get the hint that I do not give a flying fuck what any of you want?
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That'll happen right around the same time you get the hint that no-one likes you, no-one wants you posting here and no-one gives a flying fuck about your lame, long winded excuses and self deluded ramblings.

155 is a bitch! said...

I don't like 155.

theoriginalbananalady said...

155, I don't care. Can you grasp that? I do not fucking care!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3272490&pg=4
I have a sneaking suspicion that Bootspalmer is a complete and utter idiot.

Anonymous said...

155, I don't care. Can you grasp that? I do not fucking care!
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Yes thanks, I am very capable of understanding that but it's YOU who can't grasp the concept that no-one here fucking cares about you and what you write. If you were able to grasp that very basic concept then you wouldn't keep posting like the fuckwit that you obviously are.

You need to ask your shrink about insight and self awareness because you are devoid of any. You seem to be unable to understand what you are to others.

Anonymous said...

^^ Classic rambling. Fell right into it. So predictable and fun!

Anonymous said...

I don't like 159.

I like BL.

I am 156 & 160.

Anonymous said...

159 is an unhinged Freak.

Watch....wait for it....5...4...3...2...

Anonymous said...

"152 you are a pig. Lauren is awesome...."
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It's just The Lizard on one of her typically crude rants. She's resurfaced yet again at the bukkit after a much-welcomed hiatus. Can't imagine that stupid, useless tub of lard having the audacity to comment on anyone else's weight or intellect.

Anonymous said...

What is Liz's new Pea name???

Anonymous said...

What is Liz's new Pea name???
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Latest one I know of is "maddiesmum". Although she may have a new alter (or several) by now. I don't visit the Peas much lately---rather boring.

Anonymous said...

It is here too, what with the Banana Lady baiter/complainer.


Anonymous said...

Boring, that is.


Anonymous said...

167 is boring.

I don't like 167.

theoriginalbananalady said...

No-one, always, and never. People who speak in absolutes refuse to understand the world is full of shades of gray. People like that really have a hard time when they do not get their way. It must be terribly disappointing to stamp your feet and insist that everyone do as you say and have someone refuse to follow your orders. Welcome to life.

Anonymous said...



L'Urine has mopped up her wet panty mess and is now relaxing with a ciggy, chuckling softly to herself.
February 9, 2014 at 6:48 PM

So true

Anonymous said...

Stop responding to yourself 170.

Anonymous said...

This place is as entertaining as a three-legged dog on a unicycle.

Anonymous said...

Amen to 155 and 159!

Drama whore is what she is.... nothing more.

Anonymous said...

Let it go already, 173. You're so tired of her, then shut the fuck up already, because the rest of us are tired of you. You sound insane.

Anonymous said...

174, she is insane. She thinks she's poking the puppy but the puppy doesn't bite back insanely...

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3272847

SHE NEEDS MORE CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

174 and 175 must be BL defending herself.

Anonymous said...

FFS you are stupid, 177.


Anonymous said...

Hi Bananalady!

Anonymous said...

I usually ignore maddiesmum, but her calling Typhus out on spelling and grammar mistakes is making me giggle. I can just see Typhus gnashing her teeth.

Anonymous said...

which thread 180??

Anonymous said...

Here you go, 181. http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3272716&pg=2

theoriginalbananalady said...

I have no need to defend myself as I do not give a flying fuck what you think. Defend myself against what? An anonymous idiot on a blog that is mad that he/she doesn't get their way? Not worth my time.

Anonymous said...

how nice that typhus is ignoring her students on a bus for a field trip. Lovely example of a "dedicated" teacher. I'm sure if called out, she would say the kids were sleeping or something...

Anonymous said...

Yep. And notice how Typhus made sure to mention she has a personal day tomorrow. Nice way to cover her ass for in-class peaing.

Anonymous said...

someone else needs to call her out on the phone use during a field trip.

Anonymous said...

I don't like 179.

Anonymous said...

if you don't give a flying fuck what any of us bitches think of you BL then why do you feel compelled to post your life trials to strangers you don't give a shit about? curiouser and curiouser.

Anonymous said...

I have no need to defend myself as I do not give a flying fuck what you think. Defend myself against what? An anonymous idiot on a blog that is mad that he/she doesn't get their way? Not worth my time.
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Has it escaped your attention that you are doing exactly what you claim not to be?

LOL @ "not worth my time"
Obviously it is because you keep doing it over and over and over!

theoriginalbananalady said...

Because I want to bug the shit out of you, 188. And it works, again and again.

Anonymous said...

LOL wrong!!
You don't bug me in the slightest.
I'm more baffled by why you are such a pathetic loser and feel the urge to sit there refreshing the page over and over waiting for your name to appear so you can air out more of your white trash life here.

However that's all I have time for, I have to get dressed for work.
That's right, you don't know about work do you? You can't get a job can you? Perhaps stop wasting all your free time here claiming not to care and instead put some of that energy into getting a job, surely someone near you must be waiting to be asked if they want fries with that?

Anonymous said...

191 has to go perform brain surgery now. She only pops in here on a smack blog now and then, between her profession as a surgeon and putting the finishing touches on the book she just wrote on black holes. Hopefully when it's time to accept the Nobel Prize in Science she'll have enough time to check in here.

Anonymous said...

I don't like 191.

I like 192.

191 pretends to be bold. Tell us your name 191 and see if you don't get bashed here. THEN see if you don't defend/respond (whatever you want to call it) yourself. You just look jealous of her because she's bold enough to stand up for herself. She's clearly shown that she will stand up for herself in all aspects of her life.

Go ahead and have a field day freaking out over this post 191 and making yourself look even more deranged.

Anonymous said...

Posting your name on a smack blog isn't the height of bravery. It's one of the more stupid things you could do, over course my life could be smacked, anyone's could. Why put yourself in the place to have complete strangers on the internet judge you? Who needs that kind of attention.

Anonymous said...

193, you are just as stupid as BL... and 192.

Anonymous said...

If she wasn't bashed here she wouldn't have posted here. Someone WANTED her to respond Miss 194. Maybe not you but whoever it is, she's deranged.

Anonymous said...

I don't like 194, she is a ranting bore.

I don't like 195.

Anonymous said...

I don't like 197.

Anonymous said...

ffs bananalady maybe you would get a job if you would quit spending all your time here agreeing with yourself.

Anonymous said...

199 is an angry bore.

197 is also a self-agreeing angry bore.

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