Saturday, January 18, 2014

Space 1/18/14

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Anonymous said...

About fucking time, Jane. Thanks, I guess....;)

Anonymous said...

Dead, it's really dead

Anonymous said...



Maybe paigepeas kid stuck her tongue at her mother because she's tired of all the stupid questions her mom asks. Imagine realizing you are smarter than your mother and you're only 5.
January 18, 2014 at 10:39 AM
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Yeah, that was my mom. She was (and still isn't) very intelligent at all. She's also bi-polar. Had a very fucked-up childhood, and it could be very annoying when our mom was so stupid and we had to try to talk her out of stupid mistakes.
I love her but, it's annoying as hell how stupid she can be.

Anonymous said...

oops, that should be *wasn't* instead of "was"

Jan C said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3270005

Right, I'm insecure because I like football. Or maybe I'm just a lesbian.

Anonymous said...

Pennyring is a dumbass.

Anonymous said...

Yes, she is.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3269815

COG is probably crying in her room...

Anonymous said...

Where the fuck did everyone go? This place is D-E-A-D!

don't give a shit anymore said...

10 comments in 2 days. Jane's blog is dead and I think Jane is too.

Anonymous said...

10 comments in 2 days. Jane's blog is dead and I think Jane is too.
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Maybe people are tired of trying to help Jane earn that free iPad.

Anonymous said...

Jane is a lazy bitch who got carried away thinking she would provide the blog and be some kind of 'hero' - she forgot that she would need to spend a minute a week maintaining it. Dumb bitch.

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking the blog is dying for two reasons, first the bukkit has been really boring lately, not much controversy and two there is at least one very annoying, very argumentative bitch that will fight to the bitter end with anyone who she feels is wrong.

Anonymous said...

Compwalla lost 85 pounds she says. She must have been a real heffer. She's still a bitch.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3270105&pg=2

"Now that it's on a different career path, he wears it all of the time except for at night." AngelKriC

I guess you can wear wedding rings in prison.

Anonymous said...

prison if definately a "different career path"

Anonymous said...

I don't think he ever did time for either theft, I guess the "different career path" is white collar crime.

I don't think I'd stay married to my dh after one case of work place theft let alone two.

Anonymous said...

Maybe the Peas should watch golf instead, if they're so disgusted by the testosterone-fueled aggressiveness of football.

Anonymous said...

link 18??

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3270177

How do you feel about men on scrap booking message boards?

Anonymous said...

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I know this has been discussed before...but I just wanted to give voice to my extreme displeasure that my beloved incandescent lightbulbs are disappearing! The replacements are crap and they make my head hurt. Badly done, President Bush! Badly done!!!

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Stupid ass. Barack Hussein Obama voted yea on that issue. Way to blame Bush LOL.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCZ9LpSHLgo

Anonymous said...

What a sensitive little princess you are!

Anonymous said...

Ahh 23, you can't grasp what's going on so you throw in a little "bless 'yer heart" here and there. Cute..not.

You're right 13.

Anonymous said...

You poor dear. Have a lie down on this fainting couch.

Anonymous said...

You poor dear daft fool. Learn to comprehend.

Anonymous said...

It's Pinterest, not "pintrest" you stupid lazy cow. If you want to get "into it," you probably should start by spelling it right. Or are you that special? Dumb bitch. http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3270174

Anonymous said...

"How do you feel about men on scrap booking message boards?"

Does NSBR mean anything to you?

Anonymous said...

I love how KKKim jumps into the crazy black man Sherman thread. lol

Anonymous said...

Link, 30?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3270108

I wonder what kind of grade mrstyler got in 'Englush"

Anonymous said...

"I wonder what kind of grade mrstyler got in 'Englush" "

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Did you run out of things to bitch about?


Anonymous said...



I don't think he ever did time for either theft, I guess the "different career path" is white collar crime.

I don't think I'd stay married to my dh after one case of work place theft let alone two.
January 20, 2014 at 3:40 PM

Yep. But, she's his beard, and it looks like she enjoys the money and other stuff he steals.
Bet they go to church every Sunday, too.

Anonymous said...

29 Anonymous said... 29

"How do you feel about men on scrap booking message boards?"

Does NSBR mean anything to you?
January 20, 2014 at 7:25 PM

No, not when the point is that he is a man. It's a scrap booking website - he's there.

Yawn..

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I'm curious how long it will be until they ban the new bulbs because of the hazards to our health.

Cut out my carpet if a bulb breaks? Open the windows and clear the room? Yeah, so we save some energy, but what are we exposing ourselves and our families to in exchange?
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Uh....yeah, he signed it as part of a much larger bill, under the thumb of a congress totally controlled by Democrats. It's was the democrats baby. The democrats killed it and all the jobs that the incandescent bulbs supported.
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Holy over-reaction, Batman! You really need some help with your paranoia and hysteria. Don't you get tired of acting that way?

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Seriously? You call her paranoid and say it's an over-reaction? You really don't get out much. There's more to life than 2Ps.

Anonymous said...

purple daisy needs to shove THIS up her ass...

Energy Independence and Security Act of 2007From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Jump to: navigation, search Energy Independence and Security Act of 2007
Other short title(s) Advanced Geothermal Energy Research and Development Act of 2007
Department of Energy Carbon Capture and Sequestration Research, Development, and Demonstration Act of 2007
Green Jobs Act of 2007
Marine and Hydrokinetic Renewable Energy Research and Development Act
Solar Energy Research and Advancement Act of 2007
Ten-in-Ten Fuel Economy Act
United States Energy Storage Competitiveness Act of 2007
Virginia Graeme Baker Pool and Spa Safety Act

Long title An Act to move the United States toward greater energy independence and security, to increase the production of clean renewable fuels, to protect consumers, to increase the efficiency of products, buildings, and vehicles, to promote research on and deploy greenhouse gas capture and storage options, and to improve the energy performance of the Federal Government, and for other purposes.
Colloquial acronym(s) EISA
Nickname(s) Long-Term Energy Alternatives for the Nation Act
Enacted by the 110th United States Congress
Effective December 19, 2007
Citations
Public Law 110-140
Stat. 121 Stat. 1492
Codification
Title(s) amended 42 U.S.C.: Public Health and Social Welfare
U.S.C. sections created 42 U.S.C. ch. 152 § 17001 et seq.
Legislative history
Introduced in the House as H.R. 6 by Nick J. Rahall, II (D–WV) on January 12, 2007
Committee consideration by: House Ways and Means, House Natural Resources, House Budget, House Rules, House Transportation and Infrastructure
Passed the House on January 18, 2007 (264-163, Roll call vote 040, via Clerk.House.gov)
Passed the Senate on June 21, 2007 (65-27, Roll call vote 226, via Senate.gov) with amendment
House agreed to Senate amendment on December 6, 2007 (235-181, Roll call vote 1140, via Clerk.House.gov) with further amendment
Senate agreed to House amendment on Deember 13, 2007 (86-8, Roll call vote 430, via Senate.gov)
Signed into law by President George W. Bush on December 19, 2007

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The Energy Independence and Security Act of 2007 (Pub.L. 110-140[1] originally named the Clean Energy Act of 2007) is an Act of Congress concerning the energy policy of the United States. As part of the Democratic Party's 100-Hour Plan during the 110th Congress,[2] it was introduced in the United States House of Representatives by Representative Nick Rahall of West Virginia, along with 198 cosponsors. Despite Rahall becoming 1 of only 4 Democrats to oppose the final bill,[3] it passed in the House without amendment in January 2007. When the Act was introduced in the Senate in June 2007, it was combined with Senate Bill S. 1419: Renewable Fuels, Consumer Protection, and Energy Efficiency Act of 2007.[4] This amended version passed the Senate on June 21, 2007.[5][6] After further amendments and negotiation between the House and Senate, a revised bill passed both houses on December 18, 2007[7] and President Bush, a Republican, signed it into law on December 19, 2007, in response to his "Twenty in Ten" challenge to reduce gasoline consumption by 20% in 10 years.[8]

The stated purpose of the act is “to move the United States toward greater energy independence and security, to increase the production of clean renewable fuels, to protect consumers, to increase the efficiency of products, buildings, and vehicles, to promote research on and deploy greenhouse gas capture and storage options, and to improve the energy performance of the Federal Government, and for other purposes.”.[9] House Speaker Nancy Pelosi promoted the Act as a way of lowering energy costs to consumers.[10] The bill followed another major piece of energy legislation, the Energy Policy Act of 2005.

The bill originally sought to cut subsidies to the petroleum industry in order to promote petroleum independence and different forms of alternative energy. These tax changes were ultimately dropped after opposition in the Senate, and the final bill focused on automobile fuel economy, development of biofuels, and energy efficiency in public buildings and lighting.

Anonymous said...


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lylim, he signed the bill. The buck stops there. And maddiesmom, your comment about the freeway makes no sense. You are trying to compare apples and carrots. And nobody is talking about Pres. Obama but you.
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No shit. Two extremes that can't just bitch without making it political.
I swear we could bitch about which way to wipe your ass (oh, wait) and there they'd be, blaming Bush and Obama.

They are banned here in Canada too, and i really don't gives a crap which party did what. It was stupid no matter whose brainfart it was or who passed the law.
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Can this bitch not read? It was made political by the OP.
Damn, the dumbness really does run rampant over at the bucket.

Anonymous said...

I don't care what side of the lightbulb debate you're on. I'm pissed that the topic managed to bring The Lizard out of hibernation. God, can that woman be any more stupid and annoying. Of course, I AM impressed that she managed to get her ass out of bed before noon. Guess that's something in her favor.

Anonymous said...

I cannot believe the extreme hatred over lightblubs either. Handle the damn things carefully, don't get the cheap stuff, or just get LEDs. Give it time. The LED blubs will come down in price soon enough.

Things change. Deal with it.

Anonymous said...

she hasn't been gone 41.

Anonymous said...

she hasn't been gone 41.
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Guess I haven't been on the posts she's hitting then. She's jumped into the lightbulb one like a banshee. Don't know why, but just reading her posts makes my skin crawl. I was going to post until I saw she was posting non-stop and decided not to get involved in her craziness. Think I'll visit non-Lizard sites today. LOL!

Anonymous said...

Agreed, she's downright annoying. I think it's hilarious though that she thinks Lynn is the one who brought politics to the thread. Did she not read the original post LOL? (rhetorical)..

Anonymous said...

grammanisi if by any chance your read the blog - SHUT THE FUCK UP. Only the most deranged dumbass would think that posting about the wonderful memorial service and outpouring of support for the family of the SHOOTER is appropriate. Particularly as several peas have posted that they know the innocent people he shot. It sucks balls for the mother - people shouldn't send her hate mail, people should give her privacy to grieve in peace. But to go out and rah rah the fucking shooter is asinine and shows that you not only lack class but basic human decency.

Anonymous said...

35 Anonymous said... 35

No, not when the point is that he is a man. It's a scrap booking website - he's there.

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It's NON SCRAPBOOK RELATED. The fact that it's on a scrapbook website is irrelevant. The board he is on is not about scrapbooking.

Anonymous said...



grammanisi if by any chance your read the blog - SHUT THE FUCK UP. Only the most deranged dumbass would think that posting about the wonderful memorial service and outpouring of support for the family of the SHOOTER is appropriate. Particularly as several peas have posted that they know the innocent people he shot. It sucks balls for the mother - people shouldn't send her hate mail, people should give her privacy to grieve in peace. But to go out and rah rah the fucking shooter is asinine and shows that you not only lack class but basic human decency.
January 21, 2014 at 10:00 AM

I'll second that.

Anonymous said...

If the kid hadn't died, the same people who came to his memorial would have lined the streets to stone him as he went into court.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3270107

LOL No surprise that Grinning Cat says she is very "anti SuperBowl". You just have to laugh at her. She tries so hard to be anti everything. She wears herself out trying to be different than most people.

Anonymous said...

47 Anonymous said... 47

35 Anonymous said... 35

No, not when the point is that he is a man. It's a scrap booking website - he's there.

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It's NON SCRAPBOOK RELATED. The fact that it's on a scrapbook website is irrelevant. The board he is on is not about scrapbooking.

January 21, 2014 at 10:20 AM

Hey Hostile, how's it going? It IS irrelevant...HE'S A MAN.
THAT'S the point.

SMH & LOL

Anonymous said...

How did you get hostile from that?
Mean can't join in a thread? Because he's a man? You make no sense.

Anonymous said...

52 = Idiot

13= Nailed it.

Anonymous said...

53 is why this place is dead.

Anonymous said...

Yes....53 agrees with 13. Nailed it again...

Anonymous said...

So one person who argues a lot prevents everyone from posting? Lame. There's more than one person who argues a lot.

Anonymous said...

The in-blog arguing drove the actual blog bitches away. I used to check in here daily, but due to the stupid fighting, I left. Now I check in about once a week or so. Before today, it had been a week and a half since I was here.

Anonymous said...

Same here, 57. I'm not interested in arguing with the nuts. The blog started dying for me when BS discovered the blog.

Anonymous said...

I agree, 58.

Anonymous said...

Cruising (has anybody ever?!?), Vegas (how?!?!) and thread after thread of (not smart)Enough. RIP, NSBR.

Anonymous said...

Berrysmoothie killed this blog with her self-absorbed bs.

Anonymous said...

Limapea didn't help the blog either.

Anonymous said...

Or Ellanuttyasafruitcake.

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3270478

Wow and people wonder why there are jokes about hillbilly and their teeth.

Anonymous said...

Harmony is either stupid or a damn liar. No way she's had an abscess for two years. Maybe a cavity, not an abscess.

Something about her is pinging my radar lately (no pun intended). She posts a lot and it's often really weird stuff, even by pea standards.

Anonymous said...

Or maybe 58-63, it started dying with the expectation that everyone agree with you and don't post about what you don't want to read- or the blog is ruined.

Anonymous said...

Nope 66, I don't expect everyone to agree with me. I quite enjoy a good debate. The issue was, there were no good debates. Any disagreement quickly spiraled into name calling and stupidity. I am quite capable of skipping the posts/threads I don't want to read about.

Anonymous said...

She won't go to dentist not that she can't go. She is choosing not to. SMH

Anonymous said...

Nope 66, I don't expect everyone to agree with me. I quite enjoy a good debate. The issue was, there were no good debates. Any disagreement quickly spiraled into name calling and stupidity. I am quite capable of skipping the posts/threads I don't want to read about.
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ITA. The debates were fun. The other crap wasn't, especially when it was obvious that BS or Ella or the others being snarked on were also the "anonymous" blog bitches defending them.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3270398

Oh riiiight, the same racism that got him into office...

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Anonymous said...

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right. cause no one disagrees with him otherwise.

is the racism because he's black - or white? or both?
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Oh,.....and THIS! She's Back lol.

Anonymous said...

BHO is the lame duck president...

Anonymous said...

You're trying to blame one or two people for killing this blog? Maybe it's because people are getting sick and tired of how nasty and vile a lot of you are.

Anonymous said...

73 Anonymous said... 73
You're trying to blame one or two people for killing this blog? Maybe it's because people are getting sick and tired of how nasty and vile a lot of you are.
January 23, 2014 at 5:24 AM

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FFS this is a SMACK blog of course people are mean here you dumbass. If you want unicorns and rainbows go somewhere else. FTR I don't think most of the comments here are mean, mainly I think they point out how stupid the peas are.

Anonymous said...

5:55 - The peas are pretty stupid. I'm talking about when people here attack other posters and rip them apart because they don't agree with what they write, calling them stupid cunts, etc.

theoriginalbananalady said...

I killed the blog? Please, don't give me so much credit. And you really shouldn't allow someone else to have that much power over you. If you want to say something here, there is nobody stopping you except yourself.

Anonymous said...

Is Harmony the lesbian chick that was having relationship troubles and sounded like a fucking pain in the ass weirdo? Or is that someone else?

Anonymous said...

Harmony has had some really weird stuff.

Car, church, friend, no money.

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3270478

Wow and people wonder why there are jokes about hillbilly and their teeth.
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Yikes. If she can't afford to deal with one tooth, how is she going to pay to have them all removed?

"Is Harmony the lesbian chick that was having relationship troubles and sounded like a fucking pain in the ass weirdo?"

Yes, that's her.

Anonymous said...

She prayed about the infection near her brain? Prayer isn't going to fight an infection.

Anonymous said...

76theoriginalbananalady said... 76 I killed the blog? Please, don't give me so much credit. And you really shouldn't allow someone else to have that much power over you. If you want to say something here, there is nobody stopping you except yourself.

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You obviously don't get it. Consider it an insult. You are one annoying attention-whoring fuck.

Anonymous said...

"I also want to add, before I get slammed for this too, I do have 12 cats. Could I get rid of them to save some money, yes. Am I? No."

Harmony is certifiable.

Anonymous said...

OMG, can you imagine what her house smells like? If she's so broke I doubt she's taking them to vet or even changing the litter as often as she should.

Anonymous said...

I'm starting to think Harmony is the new enjoytotheend or Sammel. Her story doesn't add up. And I'll say it again--no way has she had an untreated dental abscess for two years. Maybe a cavity, not an abscess.

Anonymous said...

83-no wonder she cant find any carpet to munch, even lesbians dont dig poor crazy cat ladies. jeebus!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3270585

Sammel thinks Harmony is getting too much attention.

Anonymous said...

I thought harmony had a girlfriend. At least I vaguely remember her mentioning one.

Anonymous said...

Harmony has mentioned a girlfriend. I just don't see why she won't go get the damned thing handled. I'd just go to the ER, explain that I'm indigent but in a life-threatening situation. I would not ask for pain medication, but I'd ask if they had someone willing to write me for an antibiotic. The worst thing that could happen is they say no. Then I'd go to the next facility and the next until I got antibiotics. Why wait until she is filled with sepsis and her organs are shutting down? Prayer is fine. I pray too. But God helps those that help themselves. She must be loving the attention. And 12 cats. Good Lord!

Anonymous said...

I wonder if her teeth are so fucked due to meth.

Anonymous said...

Oh good God, the peas and their oh so special snowflakes:

"His reading is off the charts. I have gifted readers - and he blows them all away. He doesn't just read - he comprehends - distills - and reassembles everything he reads. His fluency is off the charts. His math and writing are above average but his reading - his teacher says that when he reads - he comprehends and then finds nuances that she doesn't even find and explains them to the class. Math and writing are fine - above average - but the reading is like nothing I've ever seen." Mely

ps I'm glad my kids don't have to go to school with peace signs kid, of course they never will since they just go to elementary school and not a gifted school.

It really sounds like she should move him to a school that could better deal with him, so much for the good of the many outweigh the good of the few.

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3248338

Anonymous said...

I'm beginning to think that Harmony's "I can afford my meds" sob story is actually going to end up being a call for donations soon. She can afford a computer and internet but can't afford a prescription? I sense a grift.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^^^That should be *can't* afford my prescription. Shit.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3270666

Of course her dd is in a school for "extremely gifted" children. And yet it sounds like she has trouble understanding when she reads.

Anonymous said...

Someone should point out her thread ends in 666, she'd freak.

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Anonymous said...

Who the fuck beetle juiced Rainbow Scrapper back to NSBR?

Anonymous said...

I was just wondering the same thing, 96.

But if anything will bring her out to troll, it's a thread like that one.

Anonymous said...

She starts a book, begins reading the setting and by page 3, just yells 'I don't get it!' She doesn't understand who all the people are, what they're doing,etc.
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Doesn't sound like an "off the charts" smart and "exceptionally gifted" kid at all.

Some parents are so blind.

Anonymous said...

Whoa..Skyfarts back too. Discharged from the institution?

Anonymous said...

She prayed about the infection near her brain? Prayer isn't going to fight an infection.

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Why not? Prayer can keep you from getting pregnant from a rape. Right?

Anonymous said...

I read at college level in elementary school. BFD.

Anonymous said...

I don't come here much because I don't visit 2peas much anymore. Certain peas are turning it into Fox News (Housewife Edition). The unrelenting vapors and pearl-clutching are super booooring. IMO.

Anonymous said...

102-That's because if you don't agree with most of those neo neanderthals they attack you like a swarm of buzzards.

Anonymous said...

@88 death wishes and attention grabs come in all shapes and forms.

Anonymous said...

She starts a book, begins reading the setting and by page 3, just yells 'I don't get it!' She doesn't understand who all the people are, what they're doing,etc.
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Doesn't sound like an "off the charts" smart and "exceptionally gifted" kid at all.

Some parents are so blind.
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It's Miss "Satan had me in his clutches" again. She's a fucking moron, plain and simple.

Anonymous said...

99 Anonymous said... 99

Whoa..Skyfarts back too. Discharged from the institution?
January 24, 2014 at 2:05 PM

DL;DS

Anonymous said...

I don't come here much because I don't visit 2peas much anymore. Certain peas are turning it into Fox News (Housewife Edition). The unrelenting vapors and pearl-clutching are super booooring. IMO.

Same here. Boring ass housewives.

Anonymous said...

Not too mention vapidity.

Anonymous said...

107 Anonymous said... 107

I don't come here much because I don't visit 2peas much anymore. Certain peas are turning it into Fox News (Housewife Edition). The unrelenting vapors and pearl-clutching are super booooring. IMO.

Same here. Boring ass housewives.
January 24, 2014 at 7:45 PM

You sound a little over-dramatic. It's probably good you don't go there.

Anonymous said...

Supposed "Blind" man caught driving snowmobile
A man who claimed he was blind in order to fraudulently collect $175,000 in disability checks was caught after he was seen driving a speed boat and a snowmobile. Lawrence Popp, 58, from Greendale, Wisconsin, was sentenced to a year in federal prison for collecting Social Security disability benefits and lying on his taxes. The successful businessman claimed that he couldn't work, drive or read without help. Yet videos recorded by agents working for the Social Security Administration and the IRS show him driving to the office, parking a block away and walking inside, before returning and driving off again. Other footage shows him driving a boat while a water skiier follows behind. Popp was declared legally blind in 2004 following an illness, and he started receiving benefits. But alongside the payments, he continued to work at his kitchen equipment business. Popp fraudulently collected disability payments and evaded taxes totaling about $178,000. He used the benefits to supplement his lavish lifestyle of trips and expensive jewelry for his wife, who told authorities he bought her a $25,000 diamond and emerald necklace. Assistant U.S. Attorney Gordon Giampietro said in court, "This is a cynical abuse of a program truly geared to those who need assistance." Popp's attorney, Raymond Dall'Osto, told the court his client was guilty, but added that the money and taxes would be paid back quickly. He had recommended probation, citing his client's health issues. When agents raided Popp's house, they seized gold, silver and jewelry, which will cover the roughly $225,000 in restitution.

Anonymous said...

^ Wow, and the guy wasn't even brown. Or one of those dirty poors^

Anonymous said...

111 Anonymous said... 111
^ Wow, and the guy wasn't even brown. Or one of those dirty poors^

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And you know this how? I don't see a picture or description of him. If you're saying that based only off his name then you're racist.

He's still a douche for taking advantage of the system though.

Anonymous said...

0% shocked that rainbow is an advocate of 'women-as-incubators'.

Anonymous said...

'women-as-incubators'
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Sort of a human Kirby, then?

Speaking of which, is Rainbow gonna put her money where her mouth is and pony over some cold hard cash to pay off the dead texas woman's medical bills? Since her insurance company is not likely to cough up a cent for any care or treatments occurring after she was declared dead....

Yeah. Thought not.

Anonymous said...

112 Anonymous said... 112

111 Anonymous said... 111
^ Wow, and the guy wasn't even brown. Or one of those dirty poors^

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And you know this how? I don't see a picture or description of him. If you're saying that based only off his name then you're racist.

He's still a douche for taking advantage of the system though.
January 25, 2014 at 8:07 AM

Racist... Racism... We are ALL of the HUMAN RACE...

"Nationalism?" @@




~~FOOD FOR THOUGHT~~

Anonymous said...

I don't see a picture or description of him. If you're saying that based only off his name then you're racist.
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I googled and saw a picture of him, you dumbass. Sounds like you need to brush up on your deduction skills.

Anonymous said...

BuckeyeSandy is a thundercunt extraordinairre. Two people dead and five injured in a mall shooting and she's bitching that she can't get her iPhone looked at.

What a piece of shit she is. SMH

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3270788

Here's what I find so helpful about 2Peas... they help me identify those with no common sense.

Yes stupid, you should look for a closer salon.

Anonymous said...

It's amazing that rainbow scrapper cares so much about the fetus in Texas when she couldn't be bothered to get her dd's eyes checked until the poor girl was pretty much legally blind.

Anonymous said...

117 Anonymous said... 117

BuckeyeSandy is a thundercunt extraordinairre. Two people dead and five injured in a mall shooting and she's bitching that she can't get her iPhone looked at.

What a piece of shit she is. SMH
January 25, 2014 at 4:07 PM

Humans are very selfish beings. A very selfish race.

Anonymous said...

I'm amazed at how obsessed the peas get with different TV shows. They're constantly picking things apart, analyzing, and assuming stuff about fictional characters. I have a few shows I follow but I never get as involved as some of the peas do. Wow!

Anonymous said...

Kind of like caring about what strangers on a message board care about? LOL!! Irony.

Anonymous said...

122 Anonymous said... 122

Kind of like caring about what strangers on a message board care about? LOL!! Irony.
January 26, 2014 at 6:57 AM

Awwww..Leave her alone, she's "amazed". LOL

Anonymous said...

Oh LynnLoon. Bless your heart.

Anonymous said...

Oh KrustMullet. Bless your heart.

Anonymous said...

I didn't say I cared. I said I was amazed. I do not know anyone that talk about shows the way they do. Just like I don't know anyone who get as upset over little shit as the peas do. It's an interesting observation. To me, anyways.

Anonymous said...

...

Anonymous said...

Interesting that Skybar and Rainbow Scrapper are both back after being gone about the same time.

Anonymous said...

^not really^ it wouldn't be at all surprising to find out that they are the same troll

Anonymous said...

128, Duh!!!! That's what she meant, dumbass!

Anonymous said...

that's pushing it

they are def. not the same person

lol @ made up blog shit though

trying too hard is, well....hard

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3270826

Only a pea would be as arrogant as callypea. JFC.

Anonymous said...

who?

more grasping...

Anonymous said...

133Anonymous said... 133 who?

more grasping...

January 26, 2014 at 5:31 PM

Maybe your brain should grasp some sense....

Anonymous said...


* Harmony *
Next season please!

PeaNut 62,131
January 2003
Posts: 19,834
Layouts: 123
Loc: Tennessee
Posted: 1/26/2014 8:28:03 PM
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Pink... WOW! Now that's talent!

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who doesn't get why rap songs have to be in the middle of other songs. I said to my GF earlier that it seems like Jay-Z shows up at random in several songs; as soon as he starts singing it's ruined for me.
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They're not Jay-Z. SMH

Anonymous said...

134 Anonymous said... 134

133Anonymous said... 133 who?

more grasping...

January 26, 2014 at 5:31 PM

Maybe your brain should grasp some sense....
January 26, 2014 at 6:19 PM

wut

Anonymous said...

bostonheart aka Erin Walsh Caron

http://my.opera.com/bostonheart/blog/

Anonymous said...

More from super mommy bostonheart...

New job first week in review

Monday, November 14, 2005 4:08:40 PM
I started my new job on Monday November 7th. I'm now a full-time nanny to one tiny 3 month old girl, Leah. During the first week I worked an abreviated schedule, only working from 9am to 5 pm. I overlapped with the mother, who I call my "boss lady." We overlapped so that she who has 3 months childcare experience could teach me, who has 11 years childcare experience, how to take care of the baby. I find it kind of silly but I never say that to my boss lady. I just take it all in knowing that once she goes back to work, that the baby and I will find our groove and settle into our routines.
My commute hasn't been totally awful but its been pretty bad. I'm a little concerned about it, but I'm trying but to dwell on it. The thing is that since I've been going in at 9 and leaving at 5, then anything I learn about traffic patterns and commuting time is not going to be relevant when I start my real schedule on the 21st. The real schedule is going to be 7:30 to 6:30. For now I've been leaving the house at 8 am and having 10 min or so to pull over before I have to go in. I like arriving early for 2 reasons. 1. I have less stress on my way wondering if I'm going to be late. And 2. I like having a few minutes to myself before I have to go in and start the day.
The baby was pretty high maintainence during my first week. She wouldn't take a bottle, not only would she not take it, but offering it to her made her cry hysterically. She also doesn't like it if the person holding her sits down. So I stood most of my first week. Not only that, but I had to do deep knee bends, squats and various funny walks to get her to be content. I joked with people that I was going to have the ass of an 18 year old in no time.
She is however, very cute and I think together we have a lot of potential to be "buddies" of sorts. When you spend so much time with a kid it does begin to feel like that because you're always together. She will be the one person I see the most in a course of a week, 45 daytime hours is a lot.
I met 2 of my boss ladys friends in the first week. Interestingly enough I *never* met any of my last boss ladys friends and I worked there for 4 years. Crazy. Her friends were really nice and they both have babies, so I assume we'll have "playdates" at some point.
On my last day of the week, I clipped the babys finger nails because my boss lady had never done it and she was scared of cutting the babys fingers. She figured since she was paying me for all of my experience she should let me put it to good use. I didn't cut her, I haven't cut a kid yet with nail clippers. I also gave her a bath and cleaned her all up, cleaned the scrunge out of her skin folds and gunk out of and behind her ears, and made an effort to improve her cradle cap. If you don't know what that is, its a greasy, flaky patch on a babys scalp, kinda gross but fun to pick at if you like that sort of thing and you're a monkey.
There is some more to write about the first week but that will do it for now.

Anonymous said...

Sleeping baby

Tuesday, November 15, 2005 4:43:45 PM
I'm on the couch at work right now holding a sleeping baby girl. I've been in 4 or 5 different positions and my back and neck are hurting in every one. My goal is to get Leah taking regular scheduled naps because according to her mother, she doesn't sleep during the day. This is only my sixth day at work and she has slept more and more in my arms every day. I've noticed that when Leah is breastfeeding with her mom and she (the baby) starts to doze off, the mother jiggles her and talks loudly to her until she wakes up...huh?!? Well no wonder she doesn't sleep for her mom, she won't allow it or facilitate it. I think this baby is so psyched that she "met" someone who lets her sleep when she needs to. I think she's saying to herself "oh thank goodness, someone that just lets me sleep!" Once I have her sleeping regularly in my arms, I'm going to try to make the switch to get her to start sleeping in her crib. I'm thinking that will be tough. I don't think my boss wants me to "Ferberize" her yet or maybe at all. To "Ferberize" refers to a book written by dr. Ferber called "How to Solve Your Childs Sleep Problems" Check it out, the only thing is that it involves some tears, usually on both the baby's and the mother's parts. Nannies I think are better equipped to handle the tears because we see the long term benefits of taking care of a baby who falls asleep as soon as you put her in her crib and stays asleep for the whole nap time. I think I may reread the book before I start making any decisions about it.

Anonymous said...

that blog has been linked before

yaaaaaaaaaaaawn

Anonymous said...

WAIT....Harmony AKA lesbian pea with dental issues..has 12....TWELVE cats? WTF?

Anonymous said...

What's the point of the bostonheart crap here? We all know she's a high-strung idiot who probably will end up on the nurses' shit list for annoying the hell out of them. I bet someone will try to slip her something just to shut her up while dealing with her at the hositpal.

Love how vague she was about the surgery. No mention of what it is for, if it's minor or serious. For all we know, it's for tubes in the ear. If she did mention it, I missed it.

Anonymous said...

BlÕg Ί Déåd

Anonymous said...

The NSBR is just as dead.

Anonymous said...

Bukket broke?

Anonymous said...

@144 so is this blog.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3271188

Whoever said dry brushing is the next pea fad called it right. This is the third or fourth thread in the last few weeks about dry brushing. Brace yourselves for the onslaught and the testimonies that dry brushing will cure everything from allergies to flu.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3271215&pg=2

Cindy just sounds like a bigger and bigger idiot every time she opens her mouth

Anonymous said...

Whoever said dry brushing is the next pea fad called it right. This is the third or fourth thread in the last few weeks about dry brushing. Brace yourselves for the onslaught and the testimonies that dry brushing will cure everything from allergies to flu.
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If it cured fibro we would be on to something.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3271241

I feel bad for her dd.

Anonymous said...

I knew without looking that you were talking about Linda Blair, 150.

Anonymous said...

148 Anonymous said... 148

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3271215&pg=2

Cindy just sounds like a bigger and bigger idiot every time she opens her mouth
January 28, 2014 at 7:16 PM

I see no Cindy - did I miss it? oo

Anonymous said...

Ok, complete duh moment here, ignore 152...

SKYFART said...

" I don't need to talk to others on a regular basis. I talk to God, myself and my doG thru-out the day and night. That's enough. "

Anonymous said...

150 Anonymous said... 150
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3271241

I feel bad for her dd.

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Wow so she's saying her dd caused her dh and ds to have PTSD, that girl doesn't stand a chance of a normal life. She's not even a hormonal teen yet.

Anonymous said...

^^

She did NOT say it was FROM the other child. You guys should be writers (scratch that, you suck at it) making shit up as you go...

Anonymous said...

#156....She has tallked about how her DD had major meltdowns etc. So yes she's implying the PTSD is a result of the hell they went through with this child from violence to I think a psych hold.

Anonymous said...

It seems that more and more people today have some type of mental illness. The people I know use it as an excuse for being an asshole. I'm not sure what to think of it.

Anonymous said...

157 Anonymous said... 157

#156....She has tallked about how her DD had major meltdowns etc. So yes she's implying the PTSD is a result of the hell they went through with this child from violence to I think a psych hold.
January 29, 2014 at 8:42 AM

She implied nothing of the sort. She didn't not say what their problems were from. End of story. Thread closed. Period. Finished. Move along.

LMAO~

Anonymous said...

There are no thread closers here, sorry.

Anonymous said...

She's so stupid. And mental. How many threads are we going to see her create about her husband's affair, probably a dozen more so she can get the attention she needs.

Maybe there's a good reason her husband wanted to cheat on her.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3271184&pg=1

Anonymous said...

59 Anonymous said... 159
157 Anonymous said... 157

#156....She has tallked about how her DD had major meltdowns etc. So yes she's implying the PTSD is a result of the hell they went through with this child from violence to I think a psych hold.
January 29, 2014 at 8:42 AM

She implied nothing of the sort. She didn't not say what their problems were from. End of story. Thread closed. Period. Finished. Move along.

LMAO~
January 29, 2014 at 9:27 AM

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Look into her posting history, she has posted time and time again about the problems she has with her dd, she has mentioned how Satan had her in his clutches due to her dd so yes she is saying her dd gave dh and ds PTSD.

Anonymous said...

No Dear, she did NOT say it.

~Link? Oh right, none...

theoriginalbananalady said...

Fuck you 161. Nobody deserves this shit. It is not my fault that he is an immature asshole who couldn't figure out a better way to deal with his problems. I may have my issues, but infidelity is NOT one of them.

Anonymous said...

Karma dear. You obviously deserved it or it would have never happened to you.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and maybe you should be looking for a full-time job instead of spewing your stupidity on the internet.

theoriginalbananalady said...

Yeah I'm pretty amazing.

Anonymous said...

167 theoriginalbananalady said... 167

Yeah I'm pretty amazing.
January 29, 2014 at 10:59 AM


Your husband doesn't think so.

theoriginalbananalady said...

I didn't post that 168.

Anonymous said...

Some of you are seriously messed up. Kicking someone when she is obviously in a very bad place is just plain mean. ((HUGS)) to you BS, I hope you are able to hold your head high and move forward with a great life, without the losers to drag you down.

Anonymous said...

Please 170 this is a smack blog, not a support blog. If she doesn't want losers to drag her down maybe she shouldn't read here.

Anonymous said...

Poor Berrysmoothie, bless her heart.

Anonymous said...

161 is an ass and got what she wanted. It sounds like Ella, lashing out so someone will interact with her.

Ignore her and her subsequent posts BL. Good luck!

Anonymous said...

actually 171 I was referring to her ex DH and ex BFF as the losers, but if the shoe fits...

Anonymous said...

If my husband was cheating with my friend, the last thing I would do is talk about it on the internet to a bunch of strangers. I would look to my family and friends for support, not a message board or smack blog.

theoriginalbananalady said...

That's a nice thought 175. However, I trust NO ONE right now. These were 2 people I thought I could trust implicitly. I do not trust my ability to detect good character. There are some family members I have turned to. But not all of them know. If my grandparents found out they would worry about me, because they love me. But they are old and their health is bad. I don't want to burden them with this.

I don't expect support here. I'll admit it is nice to see occasionally but it is an unexpected surprise. I'm sure that until you have experienced this level of betrayal the there really is no way you would know for sure how you would respond. I did good today, just focused on my future. Tomorrow? I may be loaded for bear. It is unpredictable but normal.

Anonymous said...

I believe 175 was telling you that YOU should stop discussing your marital issues on the internet. You may never know if his mistress will sue you for communicating a threat. Telling the internet that you would like to go snatch her bald can be frowned upon by a judge who expects you to act like an adult.

Anonymous said...

You expect something from this place since you visit here often and post.

Anonymous said...

busypea
boring + nerdy

PeaNut 52,817
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Posts: 27,229
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Loc: Oregon
Posted: 1/29/2014 2:46:55 PM
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One space. I did not learn to type on a typewriter, so have never done two spaces.

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Stupid bitch! I've always used two and didn't learn on a typewriter either. She's a fucking dolt.

Anonymous said...

175 Anonymous said... 175

If my husband was cheating with my friend, the last thing I would do is talk about it on the internet to a bunch of strangers. I would look to my family and friends for support, not a message board or smack blog.
January 29, 2014 at 3:54 PM

No you wouldn't talk to your family or friends...

Anonymous said...

No you wouldn't talk to your family or friends...

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And you would know this how?

Anonymous said...

I bet BS/BL will be in jail soon.

Anonymous said...

181 Anonymous said... 181

No you wouldn't talk to your family or friends...

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And you would know this how?
January 29, 2014 at 6:25 PM

Trust me people don't want to blast their business. SMH

Anonymous said...

If I understand correctly, BS is trying to stay with her notsoDH until June, so she may be trying to put on a smile so it's easier. Good luck to you.

Anonymous said...

The cremation thread is weird to me. I guess it's just another discussion but ick. I want to be cremated and have everyone come to the funeral home and then flush me, everyone gets a flush. That's how worthless I feel ~ this place makes me feel better LOL

theoriginalbananalady said...

Coming here, I expect the unexpected. I don't come here for support, that would be ignorant. I don't mind if people ARE supportive but it isn't my goal.

184, has it. I have to maintain for now. It is not easy and most days I'm not sure I am going to make it. All I can do is try.

Anonymous said...

I come here often BL and it may not be ideal but as long as Jane doesn't give a shit (and we all know she doesn't) and ban you or me, feel free to vent here instead of snatching anyone bald.

I laughed at that, I haven't heard that since the 80's. LOL

Anyway, fuck the people who don't want to read it (they're just claiming that shit anyway - they are nosey bitches or they wouldn't be here. LOL

Good luck!

Anonymous said...

She's so stupid. And mental. How many threads are we going to see her create about her husband's affair, probably a dozen more so she can get the attention she needs.

Maybe there's a good reason her husband wanted to cheat on her.


^^^
to the poster of that gem. I hope that your spouse or SO cheats on you, gives you a disease, and a painful one at that, and that your children hate you and that you live a fucking miserable life.

YOu are a POS for even posting such a statement. FUCKER.

Anonymous said...

188, she only posts that shit to get a reaction and she got it. Just ignore her. :)

Anonymous said...

Steph has a housekeeper and an assistant?!?

Anonymous said...

If there's anything to be learned from BS's story, it's that you can't believe one single thing she says. She claimed to have the perfect marriage and family-was even holier-than-thou about it. She claimed to have great, wonderful REAL friends. We see how that turned out.

She is a pathological liar.

theoriginalbananalady said...

I'm not the one who was lying. It was my husband and my so called friend. And I do still have some great friends. Just not the one best friend I thought I could always count on.

Anonymous said...

I can understand how BL feels. I thought my best friend of 20+ years would have my back. Instead, I find out that she cheated on her husband with mine (now ex). Know how she got him to sleep with her? Told him I was the one cheating on him and gave him details. The sad part? The details were stupid shit I did in college before I even started dating him. For some reason, she wanted him. Fast forward 10 years, she married someone she cheated on my ex with and has cheated on that man with my ex and probably others. I thought I knew her. Know why she wanted my ex? Because I got pregnant quickly with two kids while she struggled after one. She had hoped my ex would knock her up quickly. So yeah, I understand the whole "my life is awesome, my husband is great, my best friend is great," only to have it all come crashing down.

Anonymous said...

I wish my husband would cheat on me. It doesn't even have to be with my best friend. At least it's a more substantial reason to divorce than the truth, which is that he's dull and boring and we have nothing in common (except kids).

Anonymous said...

Life is to short 194, why stay if you're unhappy?

Anonymous said...

He's a good dad and a good provider and I've been out of the workforce for a while.

theoriginalbananalady said...

God, that sucks 194. I am finding the workforce is NOT kind to those of us who stayed home to raise kids.

Thank you for getting it 193. Trust me folks, nothing you can say will make me like more of a fool than I already feel. What would be dishonest is if I didn't own up to this bullshit. Carrying on with the delusion that my husband is a good man would be so much easier.

Anonymous said...

BL - It's especially bad when you were used to a more professional job and don't feel like starting all over again working at Target for $8 an hour.

Anonymous said...

You twats are so full of fucking BS. The workforce is not unkind to former SAHMS. Maybe you are just too fucking dumb for words to find a decent job. Unless you have no marketable skills besides Pea'ing all day and picking up fast food for dinner, you can find a job besides Target. If you don't have any skills, get off your ass and get some schooling. But Jesus Christ, stop making the poor fucking SAHM excuses.

Anonymous said...

Hi Hostile!

Anonymous said...

199-I hope you feel better now that you got that off your chest. Obviously you don't know what you're talking about so why not shut the fuck up.

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