Merry Christmas, bitches. Even you uptight twats that have to have your presents match your tree, and who hide homemade ornaments your kids gave you in the back along with gifts not covered in the royally decreed matching wrap.
Fuck me :D Those uptight bitches would implode if they saw the job I just did on wrapping. I swear we still have some rolls from the sixties that just won't die. Nothing fucking matches anything and I so don't give a shit ;D
So many ridiculous complaints and vents from the peas. They are the most negative bunch ever.
And the totally shallow, selfish bitches like 2peafaithful, luvnlife, and a few others are posting all kinds of "hugs" and "support" for the stupid shit, while people with real illnesses, deaths, etc. are ignored. So typical.
ffs paigepea can't even handle going on vacation without a shit ton of questions. December 25, 2013 at 2:40 PM
I know, right? I seriously wonder what kind of man would want to not only marry someone like this, but then have kids with her. People that stupid should not be breeding.
She must give really great head, why else would a man put up with such a air head. December 25, 2013 at 4:21 PM
Somehow, I doubt it. She seems like one of those really uptight, repressed, twittery, fluttery women.
Some guys-and I've known a lot of doctors like this-are just assholes who marry someone really naive and stupid to have the family image with, and then go out and fuck around and have their real social life away from the wife and kids that they have only for show. Some are closet gays, and some are just assholes who are straight.
Think about it-while paigepea is dithering on about stupid shit like contemporary houses and furnishings, stupid minutiae with the kids, and how to pack a suitcase, he's out whoring around, partying, whatever.
I'm sorry but I have just never believed she is married to a doctor. Remember when she used to ask all kinds of questions about her babies, yet her husband is supposedly a pediatrician? And she would be called out on it but ignore them? Nope, don't buy she is married to a doctor.
Anybody else get annoyed by the "I would, but..." posts? I get that people may have legitimate reasons for not doing X, yet some posts just seem like excuse-making. It's usually the same people, too (*cough*dodogshavebrains*cough*).
Anybody else get annoyed by the "I would, but..." posts? I get that people may have legitimate reasons for not doing X, yet some posts just seem like excuse-making. It's usually the same people, too (*cough*dodogshavebrains*cough*).
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Yes - I don't even understand the point of it. If you can't, you can't but why the need to say you can't and then justify why you can't to a total group of internet strangers?
Gee Lauren...where's your son?? Oh that's right he's in jail. -------------------------------------- Quite awhile ago, but I thought one of the Smacker detectives outted that as a blog rumor. If not, details please....
If not, details please.... ------------------------------------------ Yes, that. For years, I've been seeing references to this, but no one ever seems to have the story or details.
Some of those pea vents are truly disgraceful. Such self-absorbed, entitled, whiny bitches. You have to wonder what some of them would do when faced with real hardship or adversity.
I'm thinking the ones who are boasting that they do/did look like someone are either full of shit or know people who do not truly pay attention to what famous people look like. I got told once when I was younger that I reminded someone of an actress but that was it. One time. I don't even remember who the actress was nor did I ever get told that again. Doesn't mean I'm ugly or anything. It just means someone was either trying to give a compliment or I really did look like someone that day. Big deal.
It's not about the fucking blog, it's about overstepping boundaries and what is right v wrong. This is WRONG. She might be an insufferable bitch, but it doesn't warrant putting what might be her number up here.
< He has some issues with germs and is super particular so he doesn't want money in his wallet (because it is so dirty) so he never puts it in his wallet. I didn't know that until I asked him why he didn't put it in his wallet. I saw him put some gift cards in his wallet and he said he puts it in a envelope and than deposits it but doesn't ever put it in his wallet. >
OMG. Some things should make a mother feel like a failure. This may be one of them. Must keep the wallet sterile.
I thought maybe his autistic brother stole it, didn't she post about something going missing when the kid was at a friends house but of course it couldn't be her ds stealing anything.
Oh and I'm not a fan of Mrs T but it's a dick move posting her number, if that is her number.
Unbelievable how shallow, petty and materialistic those peas and their kids are. The only one who rightfully deserves sympathy is the mother whose daughter died.
" She is amazing and is married to an imperfect man. She gives me something every holiday that is a family heirloom. Why? She always says I don't know what will happen when I pass. She knows he probably wouldn't be a pleasure to work with or be able to have any of her things or my grandma's things." 2peafaithful
Sort of like a dining room table and craigslist? Strange how she seems to feel like she should get the heirlooms but wasn't so concerned about the table.
Unbelievable how shallow, petty and materialistic those peas and their kids are. The only one who rightfully deserves sympathy is the mother whose daughter died. December 27, 2013 at 6:16 AM
51 - What's wrong with posting that here? Where should I post it, on CNN? Excitement over gifts at Christmas is for children. Adults who hope and pray that people will read their minds and get them a certain gift are pathetic. Those peas sitting there moaning about what they did or didn't get from Santa are nothing but great big fat children. If you want something that bad, go out and get it your damn self. Grown-ass women complaining that someone was snipey to them or made a rude comment. Maybe they should look outside of that huge box called the Self and consider that others may be having difficulties of their own and can't anticipate every single precious need that those entitled peas have.
The level of passive-aggressiveness is just as bad. Is there a reason a grown adult simply can't ask a relative why they seem to be in a bad mood or made a snarky comment? Unbelievable that in this century people still haven't realized that they should be most thankful for the health and well-being of their kids and other family members, not getting all bent out of shape about some stupid shit they didn't get under the tree. This is a nation of idiots.
I don't think that 51 was necessarily disagreeing with the #49 poster, I read it as a funny that were negative people--on a smack board, where negativity is every other sentence.
I, myself don't disagree that some peas are negative and attention whores, but then I also feel that many here are over the top mean and even more so negative. Carry on!
"Sort of like a dining room table and craigslist? Strange how she seems to feel like she should get the heirlooms but wasn't so concerned about the table. "
Am I a total helicopter mom? Because I don't think she is handling the situation with "grace" - I think she's subjecting her kids to a total loser. Steal Christmas money from my kids? Don't set foot in my house again.
Don't most women stop having imaginary boyfriends when they grow up? It's kind of embarrassing for Benem to put this out on the internet. http://meadowwalk.blogspot.ie/2013/08/happy-birthday-darling.html
I guess this is why the peas how so many posts. They don't like to be around actual people, they tend to be introverts who need lots of time to themselves to re-charge.
Perhaps she should strive to be more than a librarian. Guys really dig chicks that have impressive jobs. Putting books on a shelf is not that impressive.
According to this post benem has been married before:
Back in Ancient Times... (before the internet)
I handed my H a Signals catalog with post its on the pages with jewelry I loved.
I no longer have the H but I have the ring he bought me, and I still treasure it. It is a silver ring with a garnet on it and it has cuneiform lettering on it in relief. It's fantastic.
Poor man, he was terrible at gifts, but he got that one right.
I thought he was one? I just remember her posts about him cutting up her scrapbook magazines and hiding the computer cord from her at times when he's mad at her. He sounds like a gem.
70, txpackrat used to post TONS of family drama posts. Her DH was always mean to her, her kids were a hot mess and she definitely had a favorite child who could do no wrong. She was always posting about how someone was always doing something to her or one of her precious kids. She was offended over stupid things. It was on and on and on. Maybe someone else can remember more details. She stopped posting for awhile but I see she's back now.
She must give really great head, why else would a man put up with such a air head. -------------------- I didn't think Jewish princesses gave head? December 28, 2013 at 8:09 PM
Heartcats hair is in serious need of some attention but as long as the butt kissing peas continue to tell her she is beautiful then she'll continue to believe it.
Oy vey, the peas just don't get it. When the MIL uses gift giving as a passive aggressive weapon to tell you that she thinks you're a piece of shit, you simply refuse to exchange gifts with her anymore. Probably best to cut off the relationship completely, but obviously these peas can't emotionally handle a shitty Christmas gift properly, much less an entire relationship.
AFTER attacking it with a pair of scissors. And giving her a good scrub - she has a dirty look about her. ----------- Her dh looks like a creepy Porky Pig
88 or they proclaim they can't stop for (pick your relative). Most likely, they want to play the victim. "Look at me. I put up with all this shit. I deserve a metal." Reminds me of my mom who would fit in great with some of these women.
91 Anonymous said... 91 AFTER attacking it with a pair of scissors. And giving her a good scrub - she has a dirty look about her. ----------- Her dh looks like a creepy Porky Pig December 29, 2013 at 1:53 PM
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I know, he's all chin no neck. I can't imagine him climbing on me naked. Ick.
92 - Yes, some probably are wallowing in their victimhood, but I would imagine that a lot of them just don't want to deal with the fallout from honestly confronting a hostile family member. They don't have the stones. Most people aren't born assertive, it's something you learn like knitting. In that case you do what people have done for centuries - you pray to God, Jesus, Buddha, or Saint Vaginus Bacteriosis and say, Give me the strength to tell this evil person what's up. No one who lives in the clouds wants people to be treated like shit. I'm sure those peas wouldn't invite a person home to dinner who just held them up at gunpoint, but they put up with tons more shit from relatives. When a person treats you like that they are The Enemy - you can either prolong the inevitable confrontation or live in misery. I guess many of them choose to live in misery.
Wow I didn't catch that, I guess I need to start looking at post counts. I can't believe how many peas will talk about their families underwear choices.
Because the best way to not be judgmental is to pass judgement. Leave it to the peas to then validate her feelings about the co-worker by giving examples of why she may be using such a card. Unpealievable.
No. According to the peas anyone seen using a benefit card must dress in rags and crawl to the store from their cardboard box shelter and purchase only dried beans and powdered milk in order to prove they are truly deserving of the government's help.
In 2014, the Democratic National Committee wants you to vote Democrat – if only so you can protect President Obama from being impeached.
An email sent out Saturday evening explicitly raises the fear that the president could be removed from office if enough Republicans take control of Congress, the Daily Caller reported.
The notice – entitled “Impeachment” in the subject line – was sent to Obama for America supporters and featured quotes from Sen. James Inhofe, R-Okla., Rep. Michele Bachmann, R-Minn., Rep. Kerry Bentivolio, R-Mich., and Rep. Blake Farenthold, R-Texas, who raise the possibility of impeaching the president on grounds of alleged presidential misconduct.
“Republicans are actually excited about the idea,” the email says, according to the Daily Caller. “Show these Republicans that they are way, way off base and give President Obama a Congress that has his back.”
Rhetoric aside, no representative has introduced an inquiry of impeachment to the House Judiciary Committee or introduced a bill of impeachment since President Obama took office in 2009. Democratic desires to remove George W. Bush from office were famously squashed shortly after the party regained the House in 2006, when then-incoming House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said impeachment was “off the table.”
Only Andrew Johnson and Bill Clinton have been impeached, but both were acquitted in the Senate and were permitted to finish out their terms.
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Yes, krustmullet, it's from Foxnews. Still true...
102...I read it as the op really asking questions and wanting to know how things work, not that she was outright judging her. *************************************** From her post:
I can't help it...it rubbed me the wrong way. It's people like that that ruin it for the rest!! If you have a story to share, for me to understand, I'd love to hear it. I'd rather be educated, then judgemental.
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I read it as judgmental. Just because she says she doesn't WANT to be judgmental doesn't negate the fact that she totally judged. Because you know, "people like that ruin it for everyone." I thought the fact that the woman used her debit card to pay for lunch and that the OP saw the Access card in her wallet was particularly delicious. Talk about going out of your way to find something to be worked up about.
How the fuck do these ladies get through life? I never seen such stupid questions. Really what underwear. This wins the 2013 dumb question of the year award.
109 Anonymous said... 109 Why is Lauren's granddaughter standing in front of a Christmas tree? I thought Lauren's family was Jewish. December 30, 2013 at 2:52 PM
Honest question. Does anyone else notice the one red eye/one whitish eye on Lauren's grandchild? Isn't that a possible symptom of something? No one else has mentioned it, so maybe I am the only one that sees it.
No. According to the peas anyone seen using a benefit card must dress in rags and crawl to the store from their cardboard box shelter and purchase only dried beans and powdered milk in order to prove they are truly deserving of the government's help.
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Yup, I find this true in real life as well. Grovel and beg for your gruel!
The other thing I've noticed is that the people who bitch the loudest about lazy losers and their entitlements apparently have amnesia about their own use of these very same programs. It takes everything in me not to respond hey stupid, *I* remember when you and your passel of brats were sucking of the gubmit teat. Go ahead, explain to me how your case was *different*?
No. According to the peas anyone seen using a benefit card must dress in rags and crawl to the store from their cardboard box shelter and purchase only dried beans and powdered milk in order to prove they are truly deserving of the government's help.
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Yup, I find this true in real life as well. Grovel and beg for your gruel!
The other thing I've noticed is that the people who bitch the loudest about lazy losers and their entitlements apparently have amnesia about their own use of these very same programs. It takes everything in me not to respond hey stupid, *I* remember when you and your passel of brats were sucking of the gubmit teat. Go ahead, explain to me how your case was *different*? December 30, 2013 at 7:24 PM
Not trying to answer your question directly from "MY case" standpoint ...just to clarify.
I happen to know people who are scamming the system (they've been reported - nothing happens).
I happen to know people who desperately NEED the help and receive benefits.
I think THAT'S the difference.
(Not really responding in reference to the thread either).
Yeah, because getting knocked up repeatedly by deadbeat losers (instead of getting an education and supporting oneself with an actual career first) is such high moral ground.
I agree 120 if it were her year she'd need a sitter, if they were still married she'd need a sitter, if he were dead she'd need a sitter. What's the big deal about getting a sitter?
I agree 120 if it were her year she'd need a sitter, if they were still married she'd need a sitter, if he were dead she'd need a sitter. What's the big deal about getting a sitter? December 31, 2013
The big deal is that she needs to create drama about anything and everything. She lives for drama. The ex split up with the ex BF, so now she can't keep bringing the BF drama into her daily life.
She did the exact same thing when she was still married to him. Endless MIL drama. Endless friend drama. Lots of complaints about the DH.
Micki is a walking, talking, real-life Jerry Springer episode. The saddest part of it is that she LOVES being this way.
So today, she's using this stupid NYE thing as a way to keep playing the victim and the martyr, and to try to stir up drama with her ex. She's beyond pathetic.
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Posted: 12/31/2013 10:35:08 AMÂ This is your new life now. Suck it up, and just keep moving forward.
Your response on another thread. It's good advice. Follow it.
Yes and I posted that like 3 minutes before I started this thread! Like OMG! Oh noes!
You gonna follow me around and post that on every thread I am on?
That thread and this one are completely different. That OP is loving acting like a victim and has been for years. I've been doing the opposite. I've sucked up a lot and I do keep moving forward.
Mopea and Lauren, knock yourselves out digging up old posts and trying to discredit everything I say in the future.
It's a very safe bet that Lauren is the one bumping the old Yubon posts.
Her statement about letting go of hate or bitterness or whatever was beyond laughable. And so patently untrue that it's amazing she had the balls to even type it out. She's beyond delusional and completely incapable of honesty or any kind of self-reflection.
Anyone see that Scrap Smacker posted over on scrapsmacktoo blog? Can't believe she didn't quit months ago, her life is seriously all kinds of messed up.
The peas crack me up with how bad they want us to know they are not homophobic. "Oh I wasn't going to watch the parade but I will now" "Oh I know what I will be watching tomorrow" LOL It's like the ones who say they aren't racist because they have black friends. Look at me. Look at me. I love gay people!!!
The peas crack me up with how bad they want us to know they are not homophobic. "Oh I wasn't going to watch the parade but I will now" "Oh I know what I will be watching tomorrow" LOL It's like the ones who say they aren't racist because they have black friends. Look at me. Look at me. I love gay people!!!
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I wish someone would say that on the actual thread.
Christ on a Crispy Cracker! I cannot fucking wait for this holiday SHIT to be fucking OVER! I am so done with merry fucking christmas, happy fucking new year, what is your fucking one little word for 2014? Who gives a flying fucknut??? After tonight we will have all the vapid posts about eating black eyed peas and making resolutions. Then the next day we will have the whiners post non stop about their fucking diets for the next month until their fat asses go right back to what they did in 2013.
These dumbasses are gearing up the outrage over a joke as if the guy was serious. I don't watch the guy and don't know anything about him and even I know he was joking. They do too, but you can't fuel the drama without a little manufactured outrage.
These dumbasses are gearing up the outrage ============================== I think the ONLY dumbass gearing up the outrage is you. All I see on that thread is people eye rolling and calling him a moron. There's no *outrage* Just because he made a joke doesn't mean it's funny, it is a lame and eyeroll worthy one in this instance.
So 143 what do you deem with all you wisdom for the sheeple to talk about? It's as if bitches like you can never be happy. Go volunteer somewhere useful and shut the fuck up.
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I've gotten text messages on my business phone after linking my business website. The "nice" pea even texted a link to a weight loss article. How incredibly sweet!
I think my "favorite" thing about that post, 167, is that Really Red had to have a special name for her intolerance of her coworker's humming.
If a normal person felt the need to vent about that, the title would have been something like "I'm sick of my coworker's humming!" Instead, she had to use a special term for it - and even had another Pea suggest she get a medical diagnosis/note from her doctor so she could get workplace accommodations.
Maybe the coworker hums to drown out the sound of RR bragging about her special snowflake genius kids who don't have to do homework but have 97% averages in all their classes.
so am I the only one that doesn't understand wth a kid with ADHD who is in special ed for that? ..I have a kid with ADD..he's in honors classes cause he has worked his ASS off to learn to concentrate and dealt with consequences of bad behavior in class. ADHD needing to be in special ed.??.it boggles my mind the lengths of which people will go to make excuses for their kids... Another shitty parent making excuses for their lazy absent minded kid. FFS..it disgusts me.
175 - I am with you. Occasionally I have seen people lump ADD kids under the 'special needs' umbrella along with autism and Down Syndrome and I am stunned (i.e. as part of a 'special needs awareness' post). My son has ADD and I do not make excuses for him.
Someone bumped the "gun salute" thread. JenKate has run off with her tail between her legs. After a year of defending the rights of gun owners, she and her dh look like complete assholes.
ADHD needing to be in special ed.??.it boggles my mind the lengths of which people will go to make excuses for their kids... Another shitty parent making excuses for their lazy absent minded kid. FFS..it disgusts me.
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did it ever occur to you... that maybe just maybe... someone else's kid is not like yours? someone else's kid needs something different than yours? i know it's a tough concept to understand, but what one kid needs is not what another kid needs.
Holy crap. One of the peas even bags on her co-worker for YAWNING in the misophoniac thread! I think if the problem is that you can't deal with normal every day noises, the onus is on you to adapt. Not make everyone tiptoe around you. Get some noise-cancelling headphones, like suggested. Sure you will look weird, but it is YOUR problem. Or maybe you need to just learn a way to overcome your weird illness like the rest of the world does.
Yes because clearly it was only a thing in the 80s for a man to come home from work and take off his pants. Only happened in the 80's. Never before or after. Doesn't have anything to do with the individual person. Dumb OP.
Actually NO 11:53 it never occurred to me . at all. ever. I have a severely mentally and physically handicapped nephew, so yes, while I understand that certain kids *need* certain things and that not all kids are like mine, I also know that ADHD is NOT a physical NOR mental handicap. AT ALL. And to prove the point, I myself am ADD. It is ONLY a handicap for your child if you let it dictate their behavior and let them think they can blame bad behavior on ADD/ADHD. It's a parents cop-out at best.
ADHD is NOT a physical NOR mental handicap. AT ALL.
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Some children have such profound ADD that it can't be handled in a standard classroom setting and needs special educational support. It's the same for other disorders, some autistic kids do great in the mainstream classroom and other kids need more specific support. If the kid is in sped you can assume that many people were involved in that placement, and they felt it was the best placement for that individual child. I am an elementary vice principal and do a lot of these meetings. We have ADD/ADHD/ODD kids in sped who need to be there, behavioral intervention is not enough for some kids. And there are kids in mainstream who are better off mainstreamed and have the capacity to learn to control their behavior. I don't know why you think you know enough about someone else's kid whom you have only read about on the internet to say what you think that kid needs. I think maybe the professionals who actually interact wth that kid on a daily basis will make a more informed decision than some shithead on the computer.
Does anyone else think peatastic's week in review thread is fucking lame?
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I don't, I enjoy reading it. It's for sure not a sophisticated work of literature or anything. I look at it more like a cartoon. A quick look at the funny things we all said last week and then I go on with life.
Oh this thread Zella claims to have turned into the police a 20 dollar bill she found, it wouldn't be worth my time to go to a police station to see if anyone turned in a 20 if I lost one.
But of course the peas are all super honest and wouldn't dream of ever keeping found money.
And the op is an idiot if she thinks the bank is going to give the money to her dd if it isn't claimed.
Oh this thread Zella claims to have turned into the police a 20 dollar bill she found, it wouldn't be worth my time to go to a police station to see if anyone turned in a 20 if I lost one.
But of course the peas are all super honest and wouldn't dream of ever keeping found money.
And the op is an idiot if she thinks the bank is going to give the money to her dd if it isn't claimed.
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...and all employees are dishonest, rude, and thieves. For fuck's sake.
Right so it's attention seeking when someone else does it but you know if the op or any other pea had experienced it they'd be posting the story at the pod at the speed of light.
I agree 194. I think it was "heroic" what she did. That child could have been hit by a car or kidnapped and killed. I wonder if DSS was called on the parents, hmmm....
194, I think the peas are forgetting who the OP is. She's the same woman who is constantly bitching about her family, especially her daughters in law. I bet money the "heroic" woman is either a daughter in law or her DIL mother. Bet you anything!!
Ellapea is a vortex of depression and drama, sucking any living thing it can into its core...seriously, don't even ask, just be freaking glad you haven't suffered from it.
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And Merry Christmas Blog Bitches!
Merry Christmas, bitches. Even you uptight twats that have to have your presents match your tree, and who hide homemade ornaments your kids gave you in the back along with gifts not covered in the royally decreed matching wrap.
Fuck me :D Those uptight bitches would implode if they saw the job I just did on wrapping. I swear we still have some rolls from the sixties that just won't die. Nothing fucking matches anything and I so don't give a shit ;D
Oh and thanks cake diva. Thought you'd be busy in the kitchen tonite ;)
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3266355
Why hasn't Lana jumped on this???
Here we go
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3266391&pg=1
Other than one post on the thread, I read stuff like this and imagine we must be a nation of adolescents.
Space. It's a fucking Christmas miracle.
So many ridiculous complaints and vents from the peas. They are the most negative bunch ever.
And the totally shallow, selfish bitches like 2peafaithful, luvnlife, and a few others are posting all kinds of "hugs" and "support" for the stupid shit, while people with real illnesses, deaths, etc. are ignored. So typical.
ffs paigepea can't even handle going on vacation without a shit ton of questions.
ffs paigepea can't even handle going on vacation without a shit ton of questions.
December 25, 2013 at 2:40 PM
I know, right? I seriously wonder what kind of man would want to not only marry someone like this, but then have kids with her. People that stupid should not be breeding.
Reading the thread 6 linked reminds me why some pea kids are such brats. They learned it from their mothers.
What gets me is that paigepea is married to a doctor. I hope to dog their kids take after their father.
She must give really great head, why else would a man put up with such a air head.
Maybe she's his beard.
She must give really great head, why else would a man put up with such a air head.
December 25, 2013 at 4:21 PM
Somehow, I doubt it. She seems like one of those really uptight, repressed, twittery, fluttery women.
Some guys-and I've known a lot of doctors like this-are just assholes who marry someone really naive and stupid to have the family image with, and then go out and fuck around and have their real social life away from the wife and kids that they have only for show. Some are closet gays, and some are just assholes who are straight.
Think about it-while paigepea is dithering on about stupid shit like contemporary houses and furnishings, stupid minutiae with the kids, and how to pack a suitcase, he's out whoring around, partying, whatever.
She's not stupid (well, yes, she is). She knows the answers to her questions though. She's using it to say...
"I'M GOING TO SPAIN".
I'm sorry but I have just never believed she is married to a doctor. Remember when she used to ask all kinds of questions about her babies, yet her husband is supposedly a pediatrician? And she would be called out on it but ignore them? Nope, don't buy she is married to a doctor.
She's not stupid (well, yes, she is). She knows the answers to her questions though. She's using it to say...
"I'M GOING TO SPAIN".
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THIS!!!!!!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3266421
Anybody else get annoyed by the "I would, but..." posts? I get that people may have legitimate reasons for not doing X, yet some posts just seem like excuse-making.
It's usually the same people, too (*cough*dodogshavebrains*cough*).
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3266421
Anybody else get annoyed by the "I would, but..." posts? I get that people may have legitimate reasons for not doing X, yet some posts just seem like excuse-making.
It's usually the same people, too (*cough*dodogshavebrains*cough*).
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Yes - I don't even understand the point of it. If you can't, you can't but why the need to say you can't and then justify why you can't to a total group of internet strangers?
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She's not stupid (well, yes, she is). She knows the answers to her questions though. She's using it to say...
"I'M GOING TO SPAIN".
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THIS!!!!!!
December 25, 2013 at 6:56 PM
Oh great - this was just a cruise. Ewww...
Her SPAINNNNNNNNN trip is in March (or May??who cares)...
We have to hear about it until then????
"I'M GOING TO SPAIN". "I HAVE DIAMONDS" "LOOK AT ME"
Great callout by Yubon to paigepea.....http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3266456
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3266486
Gee Lauren...where's your son?? Oh that's right he's in jail.
Gee Lauren...where's your son?? Oh that's right he's in jail.
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Quite awhile ago, but I thought one of the Smacker detectives outted that as a blog rumor. If not, details please....
If not, details please....
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Yes, that. For years, I've been seeing references to this, but no one ever seems to have the story or details.
Some of those pea vents are truly disgraceful. Such self-absorbed, entitled, whiny bitches. You have to wonder what some of them would do when faced with real hardship or adversity.
Great callout by Yubon to paigepea.....http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3266456
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Even some of the nicer peas are getting ticked at paigepea. That should be her clue to stop bragging, er, asking questions about her vacations.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3264782
How is this not against the TOU? Besides, even at 'outlet' prices Thirty One is overpriced crap with proselytization thrown in at no extra charge.
Some of the peas are seriously deluded about their looks.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3266414
I'm thinking the ones who are boasting that they do/did look like someone are either full of shit or know people who do not truly pay attention to what famous people look like. I got told once when I was younger that I reminded someone of an actress but that was it. One time. I don't even remember who the actress was nor did I ever get told that again. Doesn't mean I'm ugly or anything. It just means someone was either trying to give a compliment or I really did look like someone that day. Big deal.
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#31 - I assume this is a joke.
I hope it's a joke, meat blog got shut down because some moran posted Emily Jones' address.
It's not about the fucking blog, it's about overstepping boundaries and what is right v wrong. This is WRONG. She might be an insufferable bitch, but it doesn't warrant putting what might be her number up here.
Karalynn put her own number out there the minute she linked her 31 site at the pod.
But yeah, it was a dick move to post it here.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3266520
Sounds like Karma for the iPads.
< He has some issues with germs and is super particular so he doesn't want money in his wallet (because it is so dirty) so he never puts it in his wallet. I didn't know that until I asked him why he didn't put it in his wallet. I saw him put some gift cards in his wallet and he said he puts it in a envelope and than deposits it but doesn't ever put it in his wallet. >
OMG. Some things should make a mother feel like a failure. This may be one of them. Must keep the wallet sterile.
36 Anonymous said... 36
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3266520
Sounds like Karma for the iPads.
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I thought maybe his autistic brother stole it, didn't she post about something going missing when the kid was at a friends house but of course it couldn't be her ds stealing anything.
Oh and I'm not a fan of Mrs T but it's a dick move posting her number, if that is her number.
33 Anonymous said... 33
I hope it's a joke, meat blog got shut down because some moran posted Emily Jones' address.
December 26, 2013 at 2:32 PM
Yeah, Emily posted it...
Emily is old news. We should all just be glad she left the bukkit.
Kendra wants to shop the Thirty One Outlet Sale but she's afraid she's not virtuous enough.
I got a Porsche and a platinum Tiffany bracelet for Christmas. I don't want to go say so on the bukkit tho, it will make them all sad.
keep up 40
LMAO I doubt you'd hurt anyone's feelings 42.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3266563
Another "new" pea with marital problems. Who's going to guess the real identity? It's too vague for me to guess yet.
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http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3266520
Next time just title the thread "My Mom's Husband Stole My Son's Christmas Money." Her posts are beyond exhausting.
She btt her thread about her son's missing money? Gheeze!
Unbelievable how shallow, petty and materialistic those peas and their kids are. The only one who rightfully deserves sympathy is the mother whose daughter died.
" She is amazing and is married to an imperfect man. She gives me something every holiday that is a family heirloom. Why? She always says I don't know what will happen when I pass. She knows he probably wouldn't be a pleasure to work with or be able to have any of her things or my grandma's things." 2peafaithful
Sort of like a dining room table and craigslist? Strange how she seems to feel like she should get the heirlooms but wasn't so concerned about the table.
49 Anonymous said... 49
Unbelievable how shallow, petty and materialistic those peas and their kids are. The only one who rightfully deserves sympathy is the mother whose daughter died.
December 27, 2013 at 6:16 AM
Seriously? You posted that HERE?
49 is spot on.
Crawl back under your rock, 51.
51 - What's wrong with posting that here? Where should I post it, on CNN? Excitement over gifts at Christmas is for children. Adults who hope and pray that people will read their minds and get them a certain gift are pathetic. Those peas sitting there moaning about what they did or didn't get from Santa are nothing but great big fat children. If you want something that bad, go out and get it your damn self. Grown-ass women complaining that someone was snipey to them or made a rude comment. Maybe they should look outside of that huge box called the Self and consider that others may be having difficulties of their own and can't anticipate every single precious need that those entitled peas have.
The level of passive-aggressiveness is just as bad. Is there a reason a grown adult simply can't ask a relative why they seem to be in a bad mood or made a snarky comment? Unbelievable that in this century people still haven't realized that they should be most thankful for the health and well-being of their kids and other family members, not getting all bent out of shape about some stupid shit they didn't get under the tree. This is a nation of idiots.
"This is a nation of idiots."
Truth. And not because of Christmas presents.
I don't think that 51 was necessarily disagreeing with the #49 poster, I read it as a funny that were negative people--on a smack board, where negativity is every other sentence.
I, myself don't disagree that some peas are negative and attention whores, but then I also feel that many here are over the top mean and even more so negative. Carry on!
"Sort of like a dining room table and craigslist? Strange how she seems to feel like she should get the heirlooms but wasn't so concerned about the table. "
Am I a total helicopter mom? Because I don't think she is handling the situation with "grace" - I think she's subjecting her kids to a total loser. Steal Christmas money from my kids? Don't set foot in my house again.
Does anyone have a link to the dining room table incident??? I've read about it here, but I can't find it when googling. Thanks!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3266698
Dafuq?
Didn't she want us all to pray over her dining room table, or something like that?
@36 what iPads?
60 Anonymous said... 60
@36 what iPads?
December 27, 2013 at 8:01 PM
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Her ds bought up extra ipads when they were first released so he could re-sell them at a profit.
Don't most women stop having imaginary boyfriends when they grow up? It's kind of embarrassing for Benem to put this out on the internet.
http://meadowwalk.blogspot.ie/2013/08/happy-birthday-darling.html
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3266740
I guess this is why the peas how so many posts. They don't like to be around actual people, they tend to be introverts who need lots of time to themselves to re-charge.
I don't think she's ever had a boyfriend.
Perhaps she should strive to be more than a librarian. Guys really dig chicks that have impressive jobs. Putting books on a shelf is not that impressive.
The job is the least of the reasons that benem doesn't have a boyfriend.
According to this post benem has been married before:
Back in Ancient Times... (before the internet)
I handed my H a Signals catalog with post its on the pages with jewelry I loved.
I no longer have the H but I have the ring he bought me, and I still treasure it. It is a silver ring with a garnet on it and it has cuneiform lettering on it in relief. It's fantastic.
Poor man, he was terrible at gifts, but he got that one right.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3266610#31544065
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3266571
What the what? Txpackrat's DH is now a preacher! OMG!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3266485#31541771
You gotta love the peas who have teenage girls who are NEVER moody or rude or depressed. They have perfect little angel daughters.
I thought he was one? I just remember her posts about him cutting up her scrapbook magazines and hiding the computer cord from her at times when he's mad at her. He sounds like a gem.
Why is that shocking?? Taxpackrat is not only my radar...am I missing something?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3266757
wow I can't believe how much time some of these women must spend on pinterest. No wonder there are pea marriages failing left and right.
70, txpackrat used to post TONS of family drama posts. Her DH was always mean to her, her kids were a hot mess and she definitely had a favorite child who could do no wrong. She was always posting about how someone was always doing something to her or one of her precious kids. She was offended over stupid things. It was on and on and on. Maybe someone else can remember more details. She stopped posting for awhile but I see she's back now.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3266797
The op is going to get roasted, how dare she ask any questions about anyone's child with autism.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3266706&pg=1
And the handslappers come out in force.
74 Anonymous said... 74
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3266706&pg=1
And the handslappers come out in force.
Which ones? The ones handslapping for asking packing questions, or the ones handslapping for picking on the one asking packing questions?
What a fucking pack of whiners. Holy shit!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3266768
The one's saying "OMG what a mean thread! BULLYING!!!!!!"
76 Anonymous said... 76
What a fucking pack of whiners. Holy shit!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3266768
December 28, 2013 at 4:53 PM
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Some of them are whiners (I'm looking at you luvnlifelady) and some of them I wouldn't trade places for if you offered me a million dollars.
77 Anonymous said... 77
The one's saying "OMG what a mean thread! BULLYING!!!!!!"
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Since it went right over your head...
they are all handslappers.
79 Anonymous said... 79
77 Anonymous said... 77
The one's saying "OMG what a mean thread! BULLYING!!!!!!"
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Since it went right over your head...
they are all handslappers.
December 28, 2013 at 6:37 PM
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Sometimes sarcasm doesn't translate well when written.
She must give really great head, why else would a man put up with such a air head.
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I didn't think Jewish princesses gave head?
She must give really great head, why else would a man put up with such a air head.
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I didn't think Jewish princesses gave head?
December 28, 2013 at 8:09 PM
THIS ONE DOES. AND LOVES IT.
I want to slap some deep conditioner on heartcats hair soooo badly
Parents of kids who have autism are so fucking annoying. Not the kids.. the parents.
I want to slap some deep conditioner on heartcats hair soooo badly
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AFTER attacking it with a pair of scissors. And giving her a good scrub - she has a dirty look about her.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3266674
What a fucking whiner. No wonder her evil MIL doesn't bother with her, if in fact this actually happened. I think she's a liar, too.
Heartcats hair is in serious need of some attention but as long as the butt kissing peas continue to tell her she is beautiful then she'll continue to believe it.
Oy vey, the peas just don't get it. When the MIL uses gift giving as a passive aggressive weapon to tell you that she thinks you're a piece of shit, you simply refuse to exchange gifts with her anymore. Probably best to cut off the relationship completely, but obviously these peas can't emotionally handle a shitty Christmas gift properly, much less an entire relationship.
AFTER attacking it with a pair of scissors. And giving her a good scrub - she has a dirty look about her.
December 29, 2013 at 10:18 AM
This. Glad it's not just me on the dirty thing.
MinCarolina has been amazingly quiet lately.
I'm enjoying the break.
AFTER attacking it with a pair of scissors. And giving her a good scrub - she has a dirty look about her.
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Her dh looks like a creepy Porky Pig
88 or they proclaim they can't stop for (pick your relative). Most likely, they want to play the victim. "Look at me. I put up with all this shit. I deserve a metal." Reminds me of my mom who would fit in great with some of these women.
Stupid auto correct. That's supposed to be medal, not metal.
91 Anonymous said... 91
AFTER attacking it with a pair of scissors. And giving her a good scrub - she has a dirty look about her.
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Her dh looks like a creepy Porky Pig
December 29, 2013 at 1:53 PM
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I know, he's all chin no neck. I can't imagine him climbing on me naked. Ick.
92 - Yes, some probably are wallowing in their victimhood, but I would imagine that a lot of them just don't want to deal with the fallout from honestly confronting a hostile family member. They don't have the stones. Most people aren't born assertive, it's something you learn like knitting. In that case you do what people have done for centuries - you pray to God, Jesus, Buddha, or Saint Vaginus Bacteriosis and say, Give me the strength to tell this evil person what's up. No one who lives in the clouds wants people to be treated like shit. I'm sure those peas wouldn't invite a person home to dinner who just held them up at gunpoint, but they put up with tons more shit from relatives. When a person treats you like that they are The Enemy - you can either prolong the inevitable confrontation or live in misery. I guess many of them choose to live in misery.
I see Bostonheart is back.
MinCarolina has been amazingly quiet lately.
I'm enjoying the break.
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She must be stranded on a deserted island with no internet access. Otherwise she would have been front and center on this thread:
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3266753
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3267035
Probably one of the stupidest questions ever.
99...obviously a troll or something. First post after signing up years ago???
Wow I didn't catch that, I guess I need to start looking at post counts. I can't believe how many peas will talk about their families underwear choices.
Because the best way to not be judgmental is to pass judgement. Leave it to the peas to then validate her feelings about the co-worker by giving examples of why she may be using such a card. Unpealievable.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3267052
102...I read it as the op really asking questions and wanting to know how things work, not that she was outright judging her.
No. According to the peas anyone seen using a benefit card must dress in rags and crawl to the store from their cardboard box shelter and purchase only dried beans and powdered milk in order to prove they are truly deserving of the government's help.
gah!! After - not afar.
In 2014, the Democratic National Committee wants you to vote Democrat – if only so you can protect President Obama from being impeached.
An email sent out Saturday evening explicitly raises the fear that the president could be removed from office if enough Republicans take control of Congress, the Daily Caller reported.
The notice – entitled “Impeachment” in the subject line – was sent to Obama for America supporters and featured quotes from Sen. James Inhofe, R-Okla., Rep. Michele Bachmann, R-Minn., Rep. Kerry Bentivolio, R-Mich., and Rep. Blake Farenthold, R-Texas, who raise the possibility of impeaching the president on grounds of alleged presidential misconduct.
“Republicans are actually excited about the idea,” the email says, according to the Daily Caller. “Show these Republicans that they are way, way off base and give President Obama a Congress that has his back.”
Rhetoric aside, no representative has introduced an inquiry of impeachment to the House Judiciary Committee or introduced a bill of impeachment since President Obama took office in 2009. Democratic desires to remove George W. Bush from office were famously squashed shortly after the party regained the House in 2006, when then-incoming House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said impeachment was “off the table.”
Only Andrew Johnson and Bill Clinton have been impeached, but both were acquitted in the Senate and were permitted to finish out their terms.
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Yes, krustmullet, it's from Foxnews. Still true...
102...I read it as the op really asking questions and wanting to know how things work, not that she was outright judging her.
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From her post:
I can't help it...it rubbed me the wrong way. It's people like that that ruin it for the rest!! If you have a story to share, for me to understand, I'd love to hear it. I'd rather be educated, then judgemental.
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I read it as judgmental. Just because she says she doesn't WANT to be judgmental doesn't negate the fact that she totally judged. Because you know, "people like that ruin it for everyone." I thought the fact that the woman used her debit card to pay for lunch and that the OP saw the Access card in her wallet was particularly delicious. Talk about going out of your way to find something to be worked up about.
What's wrong with being judgemental?
Why is Lauren's granddaughter standing in front of a Christmas tree? I thought Lauren's family was Jewish.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3267035
How the fuck do these ladies get through life? I never seen such stupid questions. Really what underwear. This wins the 2013 dumb question of the year award.
109 Anonymous said... 109
Why is Lauren's granddaughter standing in front of a Christmas tree? I thought Lauren's family was Jewish.
December 30, 2013 at 2:52 PM
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I don't think the granddaughters mom is Jewish.
110 you win dumb post of the year. Already discussed.
Honest question. Does anyone else notice the one red eye/one whitish eye on Lauren's grandchild? Isn't that a possible symptom of something? No one else has mentioned it, so maybe I am the only one that sees it.
112 Anonymous said... 112
110 you win dumb post of the year. Already discussed.
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Just because someone doesn't keep up with every single post here doesn't qualify as dumb.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3267101
What?
No. According to the peas anyone seen using a benefit card must dress in rags and crawl to the store from their cardboard box shelter and purchase only dried beans and powdered milk in order to prove they are truly deserving of the government's help.
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Yup, I find this true in real life as well. Grovel and beg for your gruel!
The other thing I've noticed is that the people who bitch the loudest about lazy losers and their entitlements apparently have amnesia about their own use of these very same programs. It takes everything in me not to respond hey stupid, *I* remember when you and your passel of brats were sucking of the gubmit teat. Go ahead, explain to me how your case was *different*?
115 Anonymous said... 115
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3267101
What?
December 30, 2013 at 5:48 PM
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More like who really gives a fuck.
116 Anonymous said... 116
No. According to the peas anyone seen using a benefit card must dress in rags and crawl to the store from their cardboard box shelter and purchase only dried beans and powdered milk in order to prove they are truly deserving of the government's help.
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Yup, I find this true in real life as well. Grovel and beg for your gruel!
The other thing I've noticed is that the people who bitch the loudest about lazy losers and their entitlements apparently have amnesia about their own use of these very same programs. It takes everything in me not to respond hey stupid, *I* remember when you and your passel of brats were sucking of the gubmit teat. Go ahead, explain to me how your case was *different*?
December 30, 2013 at 7:24 PM
Not trying to answer your question directly from "MY case" standpoint ...just to clarify.
I happen to know people who are scamming the system (they've been reported - nothing happens).
I happen to know people who desperately NEED the help and receive benefits.
I think THAT'S the difference.
(Not really responding in reference to the thread either).
Yeah, because getting knocked up repeatedly by deadbeat losers (instead of getting an education and supporting oneself with an actual career first) is such high moral ground.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3267157
ffs just hire a sitter, the drama is strong in this one
I agree 120 if it were her year she'd need a sitter, if they were still married she'd need a sitter, if he were dead she'd need a sitter. What's the big deal about getting a sitter?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3267191
mopea is captainK?
120 Anonymous said... 120
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3267157
ffs just hire a sitter, the drama is strong in this one
December 31, 2013 at 6:19 AM
the brain is small "in this one"...
I agree 120 if it were her year she'd need a sitter, if they were still married she'd need a sitter, if he were dead she'd need a sitter. What's the big deal about getting a sitter?
December 31, 2013
The big deal is that she needs to create drama about anything and everything. She lives for drama. The ex split up with the ex BF, so now she can't keep bringing the BF drama into her daily life.
She did the exact same thing when she was still married to him. Endless MIL drama. Endless friend drama. Lots of complaints about the DH.
Micki is a walking, talking, real-life Jerry Springer episode. The saddest part of it is that she LOVES being this way.
So today, she's using this stupid NYE thing as a way to keep playing the victim and the martyr, and to try to stir up drama with her ex. She's beyond pathetic.
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This is your new life now. Suck it up, and just keep moving forward.
Your response on another thread. It's good advice. Follow it.
Yes and I posted that like 3 minutes before I started this thread! Like OMG! Oh noes!
You gonna follow me around and post that on every thread I am on?
That thread and this one are completely different. That OP is loving acting like a victim and has been for years. I've been doing the opposite. I've sucked up a lot and I do keep moving forward.
Mopea and Lauren, knock yourselves out digging up old posts and trying to discredit everything I say in the future.
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Seriously? "Oh noes"? That is so 2008...
It's a very safe bet that Lauren is the one bumping the old Yubon posts.
Her statement about letting go of hate or bitterness or whatever was beyond laughable. And so patently untrue that it's amazing she had the balls to even type it out. She's beyond delusional and completely incapable of honesty or any kind of self-reflection.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3267191
mopea is captainK?
December 31, 2013 at 10:20 AM
I agree 99% sure that mopea is Captain K.
And mopea was formerly known as ComeOnAlready.
Then why not say it 116? Are you afraid the peas won't like you anymore?
Anyone see that Scrap Smacker posted over on scrapsmacktoo blog? Can't believe she didn't quit months ago, her life is seriously all kinds of messed up.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3267157
ffs just hire a sitter, the drama is strong in this one
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I don't think she's over him. If she were, she wouldn't be posting about it.
Obviously she's not over him. That level of obsession is a dead giveaway.
I think her outcome is better than Yuflubbyflubs....
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3267198
The peas crack me up with how bad they want us to know they are not homophobic. "Oh I wasn't going to watch the parade but I will now" "Oh I know what I will be watching tomorrow" LOL It's like the ones who say they aren't racist because they have black friends. Look at me. Look at me. I love gay people!!!
That's exactly the impression I got, 134. Especially from the OP.
Watching a stupid parade or not watching a stupid parade has zero correlation to being homophobic. Stupidity at its best.
I was going to post the same thing 134 but deleted because I couldn't put it into words. So... what you said. LOL
And Amen, 136.
134 Anonymous said... 134
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3267198
The peas crack me up with how bad they want us to know they are not homophobic. "Oh I wasn't going to watch the parade but I will now" "Oh I know what I will be watching tomorrow" LOL It's like the ones who say they aren't racist because they have black friends. Look at me. Look at me. I love gay people!!!
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I wish someone would say that on the actual thread.
I always think that whenever I see these oh-so-pro gay threads. Oh I am so cool and with it and love gays.
Barf.
Christ on a Crispy Cracker! I cannot fucking wait for this holiday SHIT to be fucking OVER! I am so done with merry fucking christmas, happy fucking new year, what is your fucking one little word for 2014? Who gives a flying fucknut??? After tonight we will have all the vapid posts about eating black eyed peas and making resolutions. Then the next day we will have the whiners post non stop about their fucking diets for the next month until their fat asses go right back to what they did in 2013.
I HATE the fucking holidays.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3267273
These dumbasses are gearing up the outrage over a joke as if the guy was serious. I don't watch the guy and don't know anything about him and even I know he was joking. They do too, but you can't fuel the drama without a little manufactured outrage.
These dumbasses are gearing up the outrage
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I think the ONLY dumbass gearing up the outrage is you.
All I see on that thread is people eye rolling and calling him a moron.
There's no *outrage*
Just because he made a joke doesn't mean it's funny, it is a lame and eyeroll worthy one in this instance.
Don't forget the eleventy organizing and "one little word" threads, 140. In fact, I think they've already started.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3267244
I'd ask if Annabella really is that dumb, but...I already know. Pumpkin doesn't cure strep throat, you moron.
Has Ellapea ever been back to the pod
So 143 what do you deem with all you wisdom for the sheeple to talk about? It's as if bitches like you can never be happy. Go volunteer somewhere useful and shut the fuck up.
Has Ellapea ever been back to the pod
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Not under Ellapea. Maybe she got a clue and left.
146-go pull the stick outta your ass and don't come here anymore. Dumb bitch.
Poor 148. And I am not 146.
Shimelle pregnant....I KNEW IT!
Who is Shimelle?
In total agreement, 149. I'm not 146 either.
Who is Shimelle?
January 1, 2014 at 11:02 AM
No one important. It appears the scrap smackers have gotten lost and wandered over here.
where's the stench?
where's olan?
where's pepea (hope her bf is better)?
where's..........fill..in..the..blank..........?
Happy New Year
AND
FUCK YOU JANE!!!!!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3267301&pg=3
WTH is Lucy talking about here? No one said anything about George Zimmerman? She just pulled that one out of her ass.
I got it. Sorry you didn't, 156/aslanlover
Aslan is one of the biggest asshats at the bukkit. It's nice to see a few peas calling her out.
145 Anonymous said... 145
Has Ellapea ever been back to the pod
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Why? so you can attack and harass her on the first day of the New Year?
Who is Shimelle?
January 1, 2014 at 11:02 AM
No one important. It appears the scrap smackers have gotten lost and wandered over here.
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There is one bitch who keeps trying to get the others all bitchy and riled up with her insaneness and it just ain't sticking!
Limpy crawl back under your rock.
160 - Okay, I crawled back under my rock, but that wasn't me who posted anything.
Boy the freaks are out today on the pod. Religion and sex bring out the nuts.
Has Ellapea ever been back to the pod
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Why? so you can attack and harass her on the first day of the New Year?
well yeah, duh!
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Posted: 1/2/2014 11:53:29 AM
I've gotten text messages on my business phone after linking my business website. The "nice" pea even texted a link to a weight loss article. How incredibly sweet!
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LOL!
164-jeebus, that bitch is dumb. that "nice" pea was telling her she is a lard ass.
Yes, she is dumb.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3267487
How do these women survive daily life? So sensitive and fragile, she can't stand the humming and can't stand wearing ear buds.
so Yubon thinks other people should "shut their pieholes"
douchey bitch!
168-Yubon needs a big, fat, hairy, DICK shoved in her piehole!
I think my "favorite" thing about that post, 167, is that Really Red had to have a special name for her intolerance of her coworker's humming.
If a normal person felt the need to vent about that, the title would have been something like "I'm sick of my coworker's humming!" Instead, she had to use a special term for it - and even had another Pea suggest she get a medical diagnosis/note from her doctor so she could get workplace accommodations.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3267529
This is really trying to hard, making your license plate your word of the year.
Maybe the coworker hums to drown out the sound of RR bragging about her special snowflake genius kids who don't have to do homework but have 97% averages in all their classes.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3267529
This is really trying to hard, making your license plate your word of the year.
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Intention is the worst word of the year ever.
I intend to do...????????????
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3267615
Of course busypeas son is cautious, responsible, and a rule-follower. ::eyeroll::
so am I the only one that doesn't understand wth a kid with ADHD who is in special ed for that? ..I have a kid with ADD..he's in honors classes cause he has worked his ASS off to learn to concentrate and dealt with consequences of bad behavior in class. ADHD needing to be in special ed.??.it boggles my mind the lengths of which people will go to make excuses for their kids... Another shitty parent making excuses for their lazy absent minded kid. FFS..it disgusts me.
No I actually like Ellapea and that is why I was asking. I hate it when people vanish.
165 Anonymous said... 165
164-jeebus, that bitch is dumb. that "nice" pea was telling her she is a lard ass.
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You missed the boat hon, and you shouldn't be calling anyone else dumb until you can figure out where you went wrong with your smack post.
umm 165 I *think* Typhus "got it" and was being sarcastic ..hence the " " around nice and the laughing emoticon. That is why you look foolish.
175 - I am with you. Occasionally I have seen people lump ADD kids under the 'special needs' umbrella along with autism and Down Syndrome and I am stunned (i.e. as part of a 'special needs awareness' post). My son has ADD and I do not make excuses for him.
Someone bumped the "gun salute" thread. JenKate has run off with her tail between her legs. After a year of defending the rights of gun owners, she and her dh look like complete assholes.
Why bump it if you don't have anything to say?
ADHD needing to be in special ed.??.it boggles my mind the lengths of which people will go to make excuses for their kids... Another shitty parent making excuses for their lazy absent minded kid. FFS..it disgusts me.
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did it ever occur to you... that maybe just maybe... someone else's kid is not like yours? someone else's kid needs something different than yours? i know it's a tough concept to understand, but what one kid needs is not what another kid needs.
Holy crap. One of the peas even bags on her co-worker for YAWNING in the misophoniac thread! I think if the problem is that you can't deal with normal every day noises, the onus is on you to adapt. Not make everyone tiptoe around you. Get some noise-cancelling headphones, like suggested. Sure you will look weird, but it is YOUR problem. Or maybe you need to just learn a way to overcome your weird illness like the rest of the world does.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3267574
Yes because clearly it was only a thing in the 80s for a man to come home from work and take off his pants. Only happened in the 80's. Never before or after. Doesn't have anything to do with the individual person. Dumb OP.
Actually NO 11:53 it never occurred to me . at all. ever.
I have a severely mentally and physically handicapped nephew, so yes, while I understand that certain kids *need* certain things and that not all kids are like mine, I also know that ADHD is NOT a physical NOR mental handicap. AT ALL. And to prove the point, I myself am ADD. It is ONLY a handicap for your child if you let it dictate their behavior and let them think they can blame bad behavior on ADD/ADHD. It's a parents cop-out at best.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3267698
Is this sammel pretending to be a teacher again?
ADHD is NOT a physical NOR mental handicap. AT ALL.
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Some children have such profound ADD that it can't be handled in a standard classroom setting and needs special educational support. It's the same for other disorders, some autistic kids do great in the mainstream classroom and other kids need more specific support. If the kid is in sped you can assume that many people were involved in that placement, and they felt it was the best placement for that individual child. I am an elementary vice principal and do a lot of these meetings. We have ADD/ADHD/ODD kids in sped who need to be there, behavioral intervention is not enough for some kids. And there are kids in mainstream who are better off mainstreamed and have the capacity to learn to control their behavior. I don't know why you think you know enough about someone else's kid whom you have only read about on the internet to say what you think that kid needs. I think maybe the professionals who actually interact wth that kid on a daily basis will make a more informed decision than some shithead on the computer.
Does anyone else think peatastic's week in review thread is fucking lame?
refresh my memory...why did ellapea leave???
188 Anonymous said... 188
Does anyone else think peatastic's week in review thread is fucking lame?
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I don't, I enjoy reading it. It's for sure not a sophisticated work of literature or anything. I look at it more like a cartoon. A quick look at the funny things we all said last week and then I go on with life.
189 Anonymous said... 189
refresh my memory...why did ellapea leave???
January 3, 2014 at 7:53 PM
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She threatened to commit suicide. Poor thing. :( Then tptb deleted her account...
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3263928
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3267716
Oh this thread Zella claims to have turned into the police a 20 dollar bill she found, it wouldn't be worth my time to go to a police station to see if anyone turned in a 20 if I lost one.
But of course the peas are all super honest and wouldn't dream of ever keeping found money.
And the op is an idiot if she thinks the bank is going to give the money to her dd if it isn't claimed.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3267716
Oh this thread Zella claims to have turned into the police a 20 dollar bill she found, it wouldn't be worth my time to go to a police station to see if anyone turned in a 20 if I lost one.
But of course the peas are all super honest and wouldn't dream of ever keeping found money.
And the op is an idiot if she thinks the bank is going to give the money to her dd if it isn't claimed.
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...and all employees are dishonest, rude, and thieves. For fuck's sake.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3267772
Right so it's attention seeking when someone else does it but you know if the op or any other pea had experienced it they'd be posting the story at the pod at the speed of light.
I agree 194. I think it was "heroic" what she did. That child could have been hit by a car or kidnapped and killed. I wonder if DSS was called on the parents, hmmm....
Before the suicide threat, what was the drama that Ella was in?
194, I think the peas are forgetting who the OP is. She's the same woman who is constantly bitching about her family, especially her daughters in law. I bet money the "heroic" woman is either a daughter in law or her DIL mother. Bet you anything!!
Ellapea is a vortex of depression and drama, sucking any living thing it can into its core...seriously, don't even ask, just be freaking glad you haven't suffered from it.
Didn't know that 197, good point.
no one remembers the drama that caused ella to leave???
#200 No one cares enough to bother to go into it. She is a freak and now she's gone.
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