Oh, the drama!! Jesus lady, way to make it all about YOU! I am sure your fat ass will be just fine if hubby doesn't get home in time to get YOUR groceries. How lame are you that you live in snow but won't drive in snow? And the cherry on the top? Bitch drinks and pops Ambien and flexeril with her teenage son home. Way to stay classy, ManMeat.
December 6, 2013 at 9:30 PM ________________________________
Good god yes. It's all about her! Whiney helpless nag.
In response to the question about the redux posts, they were deleted by the admins when they banned Redux. The peas went completely batshit and circled the wagons around BethAnne. I'm sure the report button was used a billion times and redux was accused of bullying a cancer patient. I wish someone had saved the posts. What a shit show.
Actually, I stand corrected! The thread is still there and Redux's posts were quoted, so you can still read everything. It's the $500 handbag S/O thread.
I wonder why the Mormons aren't chiming in there because they have enoug food for a year. Who doesn't have eggs, cheese, Bisquick, flour, pork and beans, mac n cheese etc in their pantry? Bizarre.
Yes, the Mormons have enough in their pantries for a year because you know, if there's an apocalypse, God will make sure only the Mormons and their food survive. All other humans, animals, and material things will be incinerated by the nuclear blast, but luckily for the LDS God will save them.
We are a single income family and I don't make tons of money but somehow I have food in my freezer and cupboard and it is snowing outside right now. I think Yubon is right.
#13...her daughter Tallie had a twin Olivia that was born with part of her brain missing. They basically told her that she would die at birth. She did not and they brought her home to love for however long. She died at home not too long after they were born. She opened her heart to the peas about Olivia. I believe at one point the docs wanted her to abort the twin. It was very sad.
CarolG is the one who used to post constantly (when she was married) about her big ass house and how much money her husband made and always bragged about what she had. Then she got divorced and immediately started dating a bunch of men and talking about how good her sex life was. She's a constant braggert. Now she's whining she can't go out in the snow to get food. LOL.
PeaNut 201,774 April 2005 Posts: 15,177 Layouts: 15 Loc: gone to chemo with BethAnne Posted: 10/8/2013 12:52:58 AM --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BethAnne - No, my holier-than-thou mask is getting older. Thank god you'll never get older. You've discovered how to stop time. Or you'll die suddenly before you turn 50. Either way, congratulations. Go ahead and pooh-pooh what I say as holier-than-thou. It's based on decades of education and research. Here's something quick and easy you can do - go on google and type in "deathbed wishes" or "deathbed confessions" and read them. How many people would you guess say on their deathbeds that they wish they had purchased that $1,000 handbag after all? NONE. What almost 100% say is they wished they had spent more time with family, not drank so much, not run out on people they should have supported, etc. Almost all regrets deal with how people failed in relationships because they were too busy indulging themselves in other ways. You can be snarky about it all you want. I won't be there when you suddenly die or stop time - your 264 handbags will be. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
You miserable, snarking bitch, now you've gone too far.
Either you're aware that those comments are directed at someone with advanced stage cancer and you're getting a big fat charge out of it, or you're too stupid to pick up on the clues all around you because all you really care about is feeling superior to everyone else, unjustified as that may be.
You owe Beth Anne an apology and pronto.
BethAnneM Hermetically sealed for your protection
PeaNut 95,504 July 2003 Posts: 8,031 Layouts: 0 Loc: Cali Baby Posted: 10/8/2013 12:54:39 AM --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Listen up, you stupid bitch. I have stage 4 cancer that I have been fighting for over 5 years. I have been on chemo for almost a year nonstop. There is a good chance I could die in the near future but guess what? That doesn't give me license to act like a holier than thou bitch to other people. Who gives a flying fuck if someone buys a $50.00 purse or a $5,000.00 purse? AND your stupid rants certainly aren't going to change anyone's mind about their handbag purchases. You are also an idiot if you think a person carrying a $500.00 handbag doesn't know how to have a personal relationship. Word vomit...that's all you are are good for.
If you are so worried about the downfall of society, why don't you go volunteer at a hospital or a homeless shelter and stop worrying about how other people spend their money.
doesitmatter? Ancient Ancestor of Pea
PeaNut 509,811 May 2011 Posts: 6,153 Layouts: 27 Posted: 10/8/2013 12:59:30 AM --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Redux.... really?
Beth Anne, I'm sorry for what she said to you. You keep fighting, you and your fabulous bag
BethAnneM Hermetically sealed for your protection
PeaNut 95,504 July 2003 Posts: 8,031 Layouts: 0 Loc: Cali Baby Posted: 10/8/2013 1:08:17 AM --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I don't know what that cow's problem is but I am not going to waste anymore of my evening worrying about what an internet looney toon has to say. She obviously has some serious issues so maybe if we ignore, she will just go away.
I love the Celine bag and this style has been copied by so many other designers including Coach, Michael Kors and Philip Lim. I think it looks like a face.
BethAnne - I am sorry that you have cancer, but there is no way that I could know that. And there is also no way that the regular rules of life don't apply. Many people have cancer. That doesn't mean that they can't get into regular conversations with everyone else, no matter how politically charged they may become, just because they have cancer. I could get hit by a bus tomorrow - does that mean I should be treated with kid gloves?
Yes, you deserve empathy for what you are going through. But that doesn't mean you aren't responsible for the quality of your life. You are still held to the same standards we all are. I did not intentionally say anything to offend you because you had cancer (since I didn't know), nor would I change anything I said if I knew you did have cancer. We are all going to die sooner or later by one means or another. We are all still responsible for the development of the self. I do not need to volunteer at a hospital because I already spend most of my time and money assisting others financially and physically with school, their children, their illnesses, their homes, etc. I walk the talk.
There was no personal attack in what I wrote. Again, I am truly sorry for what you are suffering. I can relate to it very easily. My daughter with MS often tries to get out of doing things she should do using the excuse that she has MS, but that doesn't fly. I help her to be who she should be, not what she wants to do because she has an illness.
A few people have mentioned the wine and drugs now. I can't believe she is letting him drive (or making him drive?) - if she can't get out of her driveway, how the hell is he supposed to make it from New Orleans to the Dallas airport and then home?
I googled the $500 handbag thread someone upthread was talking about, it was 7 pages long. Ten minutes later I went back to re-read something, it was 3 pages long.
I hardly think BethAnne was that snarky on the Mandela thread that you need to bring up those old threads. That limapea bitch was a complete cunt to a few peas, not just BethAnne.
And, if you are such a moran that you rely on a scrapbook message board filled with fat stay at home middle aged mothers for your news and current events in the world, yeah, I am gonna judge your stupid ass and you do need a lesson in how to google. dumb bitches.
Those jackasses Matt and Jeff have deleted so many comments and people that if try to read past threads most of them don't even make sense. If and when their bread and butter division starts losing money they won't have any loyal customer base because of all the damage they've done, sometimes monitoring people, sometimes not, talking about customers to others, not enforcing GG commitments.
Who take their family pic with wet hair? If that's gel, someone needs to tell her that 1985 wet gel look is out. All it does is make her hair look thin.
28 - ITA I'm amazed 2peafaithful has never had to work, even after her divorce she said her parents supported her, how did she find a man to take on a financial burden? She's always talking about how money is tight for them. Every time she posts a work question for her husband (like what to buy his employees) I roll my eyes.
"There is a good chance I could die in the near future but guess what? That doesn't give me license to act like a holier than thou bitch to other people. "
I'm confused by this quote by BethAnne because she consistently acts like a bitch on the board? lol
that carolgscrapper is quite the whiny, bitchy, selfish twunt. Freaking out and insisting that her DH drive home in that kind of weather because she's out of fucking wine? to wash down her muscle relaxers and sleeping pills? FFS, what an asshole. She started two threads of her own and has now taken over the general ice storm thread. It really has to be ALL about her, doesn't it? And let me guess-she's a SAHM. Who can't keep groceries in the house, or function when she is iced in for one damn day. Her husband is either a complete dumbass or a saint for putting up with someone like that.
32-ManMeat was a total fatty a few years ago then she had weight loss surgery and left her husband. She fucked anything that would have her and bragged about her 3second orgasms at the pod. I don't think she really knows what an orgasm is. Then she found a new gravy train and posted about her damn wedding all the time. I wasn't surprised to see she was a fat ass again in her wedding piictures. The new dh looks like a dumb boob. I think it is funny that the guy lost his job. She deserves it, whiny cunt.
I serioulsy do not understand carol and the other idiots on that thread. Her DH is safe in a hotel, but he must risk his live and the lives of others to do out in very unsafe conditions to drive home...because she is a nutcase??? So if he is in an accident, he can just tell the officer his nutcase wife needed more wine, so he just had to go out. Why not just stay safe in the hotel for a day or two, then drive/flly home??
Who take their family pic with wet hair? If that's gel, someone needs to tell her that 1985 wet gel look is out. All it does is make her hair look thin.
------------ Seriously? You gonna bitch about someone's choice in hair style? Gheeze, get a fucking grip.
I'd totally rather my DH be safe in a hotel away from the ice storm. It's mind-boggling that someone is selfish enough to bitch, whine, and moan until he feels like he's got to drive into that shit and bring her more wine.
Yes. I tried to hire him for a job and he lacked basic work ethic. It was pathetic. Of course he was a FT college student. It just makes me so sad to see some kids who think that degree is going to be their ticket to success. I had kids 1/2 his age be more responsible, mature, comprehend more and handle things better than him. 2peafaithful, what are you complaining about? You never worked a day in your life. You've always been dependent on your parents and various husbands.
I love how SAHMs can be so judgemental. ______________________________________
Oh come on #39...she paused a few minutes here and there. Besides, it was the wine she wanted not the husband. ____________________________________________________
Well it does take her less than 30 second to have an orgasm so maybe they did it 6 times.
Who take their family pic with wet hair? If that's gel, someone needs to tell her that 1985 wet gel look is out. All it does is make her hair look thin.
------------ Seriously? You gonna bitch about someone's choice in hair style? Gheeze, get a fucking grip. __________________________________________
Seriously. They at least look real and not like plastic like many pea families. They're probably actually happy.
So...I had a great date on Friday night...single life is not so bad! Posted 7/24/2011 by carolgscrapper in NSBR Board
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3107430 ---------- So, she dated man-meat until at least September, met current DH in November, and married him within the year.
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I don't see this marriage lasting. In the "I met/hate his mother" thread she talked about drinking during the entire visit. ----------------------------------------------- I usually hate when people ask for thread links. haha, but I seriously cannot find this one. Can I get a link? Thanks.
carolgscrapper Oh good...the world needs more bee keepers.
PeaNut 27,167 January 2002 Posts: 10,992 Layouts: 21 Loc: Just barely on the edge of reason in Allen, Tx Posted: 4/28/2013 5:40:39 PM --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
And now the countdown to her departure...
And I am medicating with Angry Orchard Crisp Apple beer...
carolgscrapper Oh good...the world needs more bee keepers.
PeaNut 27,167 January 2002 Posts: 10,992 Layouts: 21 Loc: Just barely on the edge of reason in Allen, Tx Posted: 4/28/2013 8:50:13 PM --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
So...I failed miserably tonight at keeping my mouth shut. I am hanging my head in shame.
Ken was folding clothes and he had a shirt folded waiting to get some hangers to hang it up. She started in on him about hanging it up so it didn't get wrinkled. She started going on and on about hanging it up while it is still warm so it does not wrinkle...blah blah blah.
I said "Judy...he knows how to do his own laundry. He is a grown man. If the shirt wrinkles...then he wears a wrinkled shirt. Leave him alone."
Then I finished preparing dinner. And poured myself a glass of wine. I finished the beer already.
"I usually hate when people ask for thread links. haha, but I seriously cannot find this one. Can I get a link? Thanks.
Why would you hate it? If you're going to bring something specific up here, it's common courtesy to give the link to it. I don't want to be researching every comment here. Same with changing the pea name to something else when you talk about them here. None of us should have to decipher your clever slam at their name and spend extra time researching and trying to figure out what you are referring to. If it's too damn hard to figure out what everyone's talking about, people won't bother coming here anymore.
I actually thought man meat 30 second O man is the guy she married recently. ============== No, as the other poster already point out that was a different one. No doubt the 30 sec 0 guy worked out that she was too stupid to even know she was having an orgasm and dumped her after fucking her a few times.
Current husband was the first dumbass who asked her to marry him. No doubt he's awful in bed, but convinced by her claims that she really does come 5 times in the first 5 minutes. Some men really are that stupid.
Bet he wasn't counting on a alcoholic pill head who falls apart when he is gone for 2 days and can't even manage to feed herself.
alcoholic pill head who falls apart when he is gone for 2 days and can't even manage to feed herself. ----------------------------------- Perfect summation of carolgscrapper
Yeah no kidding, pass the eye bleach. Carol is FUG! And look at that pic of her DS posing with her DH. I can see why that kid couldn't make it to the store - he looks a little "dainty" and "delicate".
carolgscrapper Oh good...the world needs more bee keepers.
PeaNut 27,167 January 2002 Posts: 11,001 Layouts: 21 Loc: Just barely on the edge of reason in Allen, Tx
Posted: 8/25/2011 8:41:56 PM I have been dating a guy for a couple of months. Had small hands and feet...was not a good sign.
Tried him out and holy shiznit! The man meat was the manliest package of meat I have ever seen. Seriously. It was like one of those supersized packages of meat from Sam's Club. And curved upwards at the end. You can figure that one out on your one.
Five...count them...1,2,3,4,5. O's...in one night. Yay me!
carolgscrapper Oh good...the world needs more bee keepers.
PeaNut 27,167 January 2002 Posts: 11,010 Layouts: 21 Loc: Just barely on the edge of reason in Allen, Tx
Posted: 8/30/2011 6:36:02 AM The current man meat is extremely talented and I usually have an O within 30-45 seconds and then will have 3-4 more before we are done.
So...I had a great date on Friday night...single life is not so bad! Post Reply . Post New Topic Posted 7/24/2011 by carolgscrapper in NSBR Board
carolgscrapper Oh good...the world needs more bee keepers.
PeaNut 27,167 January 2002 Posts: 11,001 Layouts: 21 Loc: Just barely on the edge of reason in Allen, Tx
Posted: 7/24/2011 10:57:44 AM I met a guy online a couple of months ago. We have been talking and texting back and forth for a while. Then we met in person a few weeks back and really hit it off. He actually shows interest in me and asks me to go do things and inquires about how my days are going.
So Friday afternoon he calls me and asks me if I want go out to the ranch. He has an apartment here in town for when he has shifts (ER nurse) and then he spends the rest of his time two hours away at his place in East Texas.
I debate on it for a little bit and the decide to go ahead and do it because I never do anything spontaneously. So I get out there around 9:00pm on Friday and we grab a bite to eat in town before heading out the ranch (I use that term loosely). He has 60 acres and 8 horses).
Once we arrive at the ranch we hang out on the front porch and he sings and plays guitar for us for awhile. Then we hop on the 4 wheeler and take a midnight tour of the ranch.
We stopped in the middle of a field and watched the stars...it was beautiful! We saw a shower of shooting stars!
Then we stopped at a fig tree and ate fresh ripe figs right off of the tree.
We stopped by the barn and said hello to the horses. Went back to the house and crashed because by this time at was almost two in the morning.
He made breakfast for us the next morning -did I mention that he cooks AND plays guitar? - then I came home.
Who gets to go on a date and watch shooting stars and eat fresh figs? That has to be one of the coolest dates that I have ever been on.
There are some overweight women who are really pretty at any size. Carol is not one of those women. Good God, what a hambeast. I'm about ready to barf after looking at her pics and then reading all of her man meat posts. All I can picture now is her O face, and that has pretty much ruined my Sunday.
I'd totally rather my DH be safe in a hotel away from the ice storm. It's mind-boggling that someone is selfish enough to bitch, whine, and moan until he feels like he's got to drive into that shit and bring her more wine. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
This. I lost my dh (lost lost, not dead lost) once for about six hours when he tried coming home from work during a really really bad ice/snow storm.
I usually have an O within 30-45 seconds and then will have 3-4 more before we are done. ---------------------------------------------- I am like this with my husband but I sure as hell would't be posting about it on a message board unless it was anon. And the term man meat is just gross for some reason.
I just looked at the Chinless Wonder's wedding pics. Ugh.
ITA with her being a selfish bitch for goading her husband into driving on bad roads through a storm so she could get more wine and coffee creamer. I wonder how much she whined to him to get him to do it. And ITA with it being a really, really bad idea to mix prescription drugs and alcohol.
Yes, 82. I like more peas than I dislike. It's just that the bitchy peas tend to be the most vocal and most energetic over-sharers; therefore, they get smacked more.
I actually like Steph and Annabella. I know people crack on them here but at least they're not the typical stepford wife. They seem real to me. Same with Sunshine. Like 2girlsmama (her kids are very cute), ajsweetpea, pridemom. There's quite a few actually they mostly fly under the radar. Even the slightly cranky ones (Ginacivey) I usually like. When they're repeatedly obnoxious (myshelly), not so much.
I like Steph and Annabella too. I did get pissed at Annabella once. She smacked me out of the blue (undeserved) and I had stuck up for her a number of times before. So I'm not sure about her. Kind of a shitty thing.
There's a few I like. Annabella is one that I don't really care about. She's flighty and clueless on a board full of married moms so some of her comments are just plain stupid. Steph would probably be a blast at a girls dinner. I can see yuban being a nice person irl as long as you are part of the same social circle. There's a few others that I share similar viewpoints with so they're not so bad. It's the oversharing and craziness that stand out.
I like Yubon too. She says what so many are afraid to actually say and is usually spot on with her remarks. Annabella is a vapid twat. She's gotta be close to 40 and is what? A secretary? Sure she's gone on some pretty rad vacations but with whom? Her MOTHER! Who's gonna care for her when she's old and senile. NO ONE! And charging people to attend her birthday party? Nodoby IRL does that either. Steph has made the most of being a teen mom and her boys haven't turned into juvenile delinquents. She's found a decent man to love her. She's got a job that she enjoys doing as well. Nothing wrong with that either.
The ones I can't stand are the usual suspects. Typhus, Lynloon, Lowrent,et al.We GET IT! You don't like Obama. Build the bridge and get over it! Twopea(do dogs have brains)faithful chaps my ass as well--she's about as dumb as Annabella but gets a pass because she's a good Chrisshun, yet refused to give the table back to the guy on Craigslist. Never worked a day in her life, encouraged her son to price gouge iPads when they first came out. Yep, she's a good Chrisshun.
I don't know who it is but I would bet the farm on it that her husband is cheating. Why was nothing addressed on Sunday? Because he had to wait till Monday to have a little pow-wow with E. Let her know that he got busted and that he is going to break the news to the wife, so ready or not here I come to live with you. Mark my words. Shit is going down tonight.
I would bet the farm on it that her husband is cheating. -------------------------------------- Yes, that's a given. He has ramped up the suspicious behavior-how dense would you have to be not to get that? Epic lady seems pretty damn dense.
Mark my words. Shit is going down tonight. December 9, 2013 at 9:16 AM
I think so too. But it still makes me mad that so many assholes-male or female- out there cheat and do this kind of shit to someone they supposedly love. I really hope that this lady will find some self respect and quit groveling.
I still think the pea with the epic husband troubles is pennyring. The way she types and talks about wild monkey sex totally fits her posting style. She just posted in the original thread to throw people off her stench.
Yes, the wild monkey sex does sound just like pennyring, now that you mention it. I don't care who it is, it is sad. Especially this close to the holidays.
She'd think she was hot shit until her husband was looking for something else from someone else. She's totally the type to get blind sided by her husband not being impressed with her anymore.
She'd think she was hot shit until her husband was looking for something else from someone else. She's totally the type to get blind sided by her husband not being impressed with her anymore. December 9, 2013 at 10:10 AM
I agree, but when she was blindsided, I don't think she'd go all "ooh, let's make sure we make the other feel loved and cherished" route. Or the monkeysex thing. She never would have admitted to being boring in the bedroom previously--even under an alter. She's an ass, and she wouldn't go all considerate, and self-doubting. Pennyring is all about HER and what she thinks. I don't think it's her at all.
i think it's scrappower!! ------- Nah, remember she was chastizing everyone who was telling the OP to watch out. Remember the "Oh my gosh it is so unreal that people can't have friends of the opposite sex or get late-night cuddly texts from them. Insecure women, tsk tsk" shit she was spewing? I'd love to see her come back and eat her words once the cat is outta the bag on this one.
Let's look at all the facts. These have to have been mentioned previously. No kids. Married 16 years. Two home offices (though neither work from home) Both have jobs. Have dog and cat. Dog is boarded/rescued. Husband's name starts with J. Boring in the bedroom prior to talk. Best marriage ever in November.
You don't think that someone, especially a person who is smart enough to use an alter ID, wouldn't change some of the less important facts about their lives to throw off the spreadsheet keeping peas? Her vocabulary reeks of pennyring.
You would be amazed at how your attitude can change, when your world is crumbling. December 9, 2013 at 11:27 AM
Eh. Pennyring is self-absorbed enough that it's highly doubtful that "her world" was ever all about her marriage or her husband. It's all about her-always has been and always will be. She'd be the type to try and take him for everything-not beg him to stay.
Eh. Pennyring is self-absorbed enough that it's highly doubtful that "her world" was ever all about her marriage or her husband. It's all about her-always has been and always will be. She'd be the type to try and take him for everything-not beg him to stay.
i think it's scrappower!! ------- Nah, remember she was chastizing everyone who was telling the OP to watch out. Remember the "Oh my gosh it is so unreal that people can't have friends of the opposite sex or get late-night cuddly texts from them. Insecure women, tsk tsk" shit she was spewing? I'd love to see her come back and eat her words once the cat is outta the bag on this one. December 9, 2013 at 10:28 AM
Scrappower could have been posting on that first thread just to throw everyone off.
Yes, 119 PR is a sad individual. I think taking a cheater for everything is perfectly justified, but in her case, I'd have a very hard time feeling sorry for her.
So I looked at Carols wedding pics, and I have many, many questions, but the main one is...Why the fuck didn't she do her hair? Helmet hair is NOT a good look for your wedding day!
I just realized the thread stated together 16 years, not married 16! It could be pennyring. It took forever for him to marry her. Oh, and just for fun, go look at some of her scrapbooks. Why is everyone's avatar SO different from reality???
See, I don't think he's cheating. I DO think he's pissed that for no really good reason his wife is now spying on his texts and doesn't trust him. From my perspective, the whole story sounds like the poster is creating drama for drama's sake and her husband is about done with her attention-seeking, drama-producing ways.
If she doesn't like him having a female friend, then she should talk about that. If she doesn't feel like he's paying her enough attention, or giving her the kind of attention she wants, then they should talk about that. But to manufacture cheating from a cookie text, well, that sounds like reaching to me. Also slightly psycho.
I would be beyond pea livid if I found out my husband was discussing our sex life with another woman at work. I still think he is cheating. Why no discussing this on Sunday? Because he had to meet up with E at work and get stories straight, plan shit out. What a clueless dumb bunny she is.
I might have it wrong, since she deleted all her posts, but what I remember is that people were going on about how ugly it all was, and she was getting increasingly shrill about how you wouldn't think so if you were really a 'fashionista.' She also posted pics of herself in a Missoni outfit-thought it was one of the Target ones.
She's totally one of those sheeples who thinks anything with a 'designer' label slapped on it instantly makes it something special. . . . Another Coach or Dooney purse kind of 'snob.'
I go back and forth between Epic being pennyring or Kikipea. Epic mentions going out on Friday night and with the weather being bad for kiki I'm not sure it's her.
Here comes scrappower to say it is all a troll. That way she won't have to admit that yeah, it is sometimes a thing to be alert about when dh starts talking up a female coworker and having such an indepth "freindship" with them.
I wonder what J is getting E for Christmas? If I was Epic, I would be checking out the credit card accounts, savings accounts, email accounts, etc. There is def more going on here than a friendship. This of course doesn't mean he can't have secret email accounts that she doesn't know about. It's just a matter of time before he walks out. He probably doesn't want to do it at Christmas time, because he is such a nice guy, lol. She would be smart to make copies of bank statements, get things documented, etc. so she isn't left penniless when he walks out the door with half the money in the savings accounts.
I just have to SMH and laugh at the bitch-fest going on b/t scrappower/Epic and myshelly on that advent calendar thread. Two of the bitchiest peas in a battle to be RIGHT. @@
myshelly will be the one that won't give up on the starbucks thread. she always bitches until she has been the last poster. She's very much like typhus.
146 Anonymous said... 146 myshelly will be the one that won't give up on the starbucks thread. she always bitches until she has been the last poster. She's very much like typhus. December 9, 2013 at 3:02 PM
They're both wrong. Because really, it's just a stupid argument. You can do the calendar either way. It's a matter of preference-there is no "right" way to do an advent calendar. They're both twats.
I love when peas (and myshelly does this ALL the time) say they asked all of their friends and they agreed with them. LOL She says this all the time. My friends....my FB friends....blah blah blah.
152 Anonymous said... 152 ok, scrapower. you are right. December 9, 2013 at 4:31 PM
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No sorry I'm not Miss I'm a Wiccan you must accept me! We've always just started at 1, not sure why none of them have ever came with directions but the kids always get Santa on the 24th whether it's a chocolate calender or a Lego one.
To be fair those are the only types I've ever bought, a cheapy 2 dollar chocolate calender from Safeway or a Lego one.
My sister has a reusable wooden set she puts her own goodies into, the biggest door is the 24th, they also always start on the 1st.
I know you could reverse it but meh this way works for us.
I can't stand either one of them equally but Scrapower is right on this one about the Advent Calender and I'm also laughing at Shelly saying it's a generational thing and younger people start at 25 and go down to 1. haha. What an idiot.
I need to start keeping a spreadsheet...I wonder how the other "anonymous" peas are doing in their relationships. You know, the ones that post about the issue under a fake name, then never come back and update. I need to start writing the names and thread titles down so I can go back and look and bump them for updates!!!
WTH does Luvnlifelady do all day long? She isn't working, her kids are older and she bitches all the time about how much needs to be done around her house. FFS get off your ass and do it instead of bitching all the time.
Have you seen a "Prison Wives?" episode? I was stuck in the house for the last few days and ended up watching a marathon of all 13 shows over the three days! As each woman explained how she LOVED her prisoner and how the man that commit murder then isn't the man she now knows and loves. blink. blink.
All I could think of was "I wonder if she is a pea?" with each and every episode, except one. One seemed like a good strong forceful woman who could walk away if necessary. The others, pea sheeple.
We've always done advent calendars 1 -> 25; the number corresponds to the day of the month. Oftentimes the 25th is bigger/has better treat, also. Never seen it done any other way.
You can't, 185? This thread happens every year, and there are always lots of those type of responses. The peas are proof of just how many psychos are really out there
No, not all. 191, that thread is a PERFECT example of what happens when you put your kids #1 all the time. There needs to be a balance, where the kids AND the husband both come first, at different times. Date nights are very important! Even if it is after the kids are in bed, just have a date night at home and remember why you fell in love in the first place.
I would say we have an awesome marriage, but I know that nothing is perfect. We work together to make it great.
I wonder if it ever occurs to any of those blind peas that seem to be having marriage and other problems that they are also on a nasty board where they say nasty things to people. I guess they don't believe in karma.
My marriage rocks. Of course if I posted that on the bucket people would be hatin'. Misery loves company and all that. They'd probably even say I was lying.
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Thanks Jane!
Oh, the drama!! Jesus lady, way to make it all about YOU! I am sure your fat ass will be just fine if hubby doesn't get home in time to get YOUR groceries. How lame are you that you live in snow but won't drive in snow?
And the cherry on the top? Bitch drinks and pops Ambien and flexeril with her teenage son home. Way to stay classy, ManMeat.
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Good god yes. It's all about her! Whiney helpless nag.
Who the hell doesn't keep enough groceries in house for a day?
In response to the question about the redux posts, they were deleted by the admins when they banned Redux. The peas went completely batshit and circled the wagons around BethAnne. I'm sure the report button was used a billion times and redux was accused of bullying a cancer patient. I wish someone had saved the posts. What a shit show.
Actually, I stand corrected! The thread is still there and Redux's posts were quoted, so you can still read everything. It's the $500 handbag S/O thread.
I wonder why the Mormons aren't chiming in there because they have enoug food for a year. Who doesn't have eggs, cheese, Bisquick, flour, pork and beans, mac n cheese etc in their pantry? Bizarre.
Yes, the Mormons have enough in their pantries for a year because you know, if there's an apocalypse, God will make sure only the Mormons and their food survive. All other humans, animals, and material things will be incinerated by the nuclear blast, but luckily for the LDS God will save them.
Same with the evangelicals...jews/Israel are just a useful tools who will all burn in hell once the fundie jesus is done with 'em.
Send that food-gobbling teenager to the store, on foot, with a grocery list.
We are a single income family and I don't make tons of money but somehow I have food in my freezer and cupboard and it is snowing outside right now. I think Yubon is right.
She stated she lives in an apartment....some type of grocery or restaurant can't be that far.
I find it hard to believe there's no Subway or Papa John's within walking distance.
What is the story with ***Kate*** and the kids she has photos of?
Were they adopted or something? I didn't want to ask on the board.
#13...her daughter Tallie had a twin Olivia that was born with part of her brain missing. They basically told her that she would die at birth. She did not and they brought her home to love for however long. She died at home not too long after they were born. She opened her heart to the peas about Olivia. I believe at one point the docs wanted her to abort the twin. It was very sad.
CarolG is the one who used to post constantly (when she was married) about her big ass house and how much money her husband made and always bragged about what she had. Then she got divorced and immediately started dating a bunch of men and talking about how good her sex life was. She's a constant braggert. Now she's whining she can't go out in the snow to get food. LOL.
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BethAnne - No, my holier-than-thou mask is getting older. Thank god you'll never get older. You've discovered how to stop time. Or you'll die suddenly before you turn 50. Either way, congratulations. Go ahead and pooh-pooh what I say as holier-than-thou. It's based on decades of education and research. Here's something quick and easy you can do - go on google and type in "deathbed wishes" or "deathbed confessions" and read them. How many people would you guess say on their deathbeds that they wish they had purchased that $1,000 handbag after all? NONE. What almost 100% say is they wished they had spent more time with family, not drank so much, not run out on people they should have supported, etc. Almost all regrets deal with how people failed in relationships because they were too busy indulging themselves in other ways. You can be snarky about it all you want. I won't be there when you suddenly die or stop time - your 264 handbags will be.
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You miserable, snarking bitch, now you've gone too far.
Either you're aware that those comments are directed at someone with advanced stage cancer and you're getting a big fat charge out of it, or you're too stupid to pick up on the clues all around you because all you really care about is feeling superior to everyone else, unjustified as that may be.
You owe Beth Anne an apology and pronto.
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Listen up, you stupid bitch. I have stage 4 cancer that I have been fighting for over 5 years. I have been on chemo for almost a year nonstop. There is a good chance I could die in the near future but guess what? That doesn't give me license to act like a holier than thou bitch to other people. Who gives a flying fuck if someone buys a $50.00 purse or a $5,000.00 purse? AND your stupid rants certainly aren't going to change anyone's mind about their handbag purchases. You are also an idiot if you think a person carrying a $500.00 handbag doesn't know how to have a personal relationship. Word vomit...that's all you are are good for.
If you are so worried about the downfall of society, why don't you go volunteer at a hospital or a homeless shelter and stop worrying about how other people spend their money.
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Redux.... really?
Beth Anne, I'm sorry for what she said to you.
You keep fighting, you and your fabulous bag
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I don't know what that cow's problem is but I am not going to waste anymore of my evening worrying about what an internet looney toon has to say. She obviously has some serious issues so maybe if we ignore, she will just go away.
I love the Celine bag and this style has been copied by so many other designers including Coach, Michael Kors and Philip Lim. I think it looks like a face.
Why do you keep bringing up the Redux/Bethanne stuff? No one cares. We read it when it happened. It's over. Let it go. Move on.
BethAnne - I am sorry that you have cancer, but there is no way that I could know that. And there is also no way that the regular rules of life don't apply. Many people have cancer. That doesn't mean that they can't get into regular conversations with everyone else, no matter how politically charged they may become, just because they have cancer. I could get hit by a bus tomorrow - does that mean I should be treated with kid gloves?
Yes, you deserve empathy for what you are going through. But that doesn't mean you aren't responsible for the quality of your life. You are still held to the same standards we all are. I did not intentionally say anything to offend you because you had cancer (since I didn't know), nor would I change anything I said if I knew you did have cancer. We are all going to die sooner or later by one means or another. We are all still responsible for the development of the self. I do not need to volunteer at a hospital because I already spend most of my time and money assisting others financially and physically with school, their children, their illnesses, their homes, etc. I walk the talk.
There was no personal attack in what I wrote. Again, I am truly sorry for what you are suffering. I can relate to it very easily. My daughter with MS often tries to get out of doing things she should do using the excuse that she has MS, but that doesn't fly. I help her to be who she should be, not what she wants to do because she has an illness.
I love how no one (except Liz) has said one thing about Carol G mixing wine with Ambien and Flexeril. Good Lord and the lady wanted more wine.
A few people have mentioned the wine and drugs now. I can't believe she is letting him drive (or making him drive?) - if she can't get out of her driveway, how the hell is he supposed to make it from New Orleans to the Dallas airport and then home?
Selfish bitch.
Ha - Mutt and Jeff running around deleting things.
What did those morons delete?
I googled the $500 handbag thread someone upthread was talking about, it was 7 pages long. Ten minutes later I went back to re-read something, it was 3 pages long.
I hardly think BethAnne was that snarky on the Mandela thread that you need to bring up those old threads. That limapea bitch was a complete cunt to a few peas, not just BethAnne.
And, if you are such a moran that you rely on a scrapbook message board filled with fat stay at home middle aged mothers for your news and current events in the world, yeah, I am gonna judge your stupid ass and you do need a lesson in how to google. dumb bitches.
CarolG needs CASH and GAS!!!!1!!!!1!!!1
Those jackasses Matt and Jeff have deleted so many comments and people that if try to read past threads most of them don't even make sense. If and when their bread and butter division starts losing money they won't have any loyal customer base because of all the damage they've done, sometimes monitoring people, sometimes not, talking about customers to others, not enforcing GG commitments.
158 from the previous thread, you are SPOT ON with your M(ental)inCarolina impression.
Self absorbed and pretentious doesn't even begin to cover it.
From 2peafaithful:
"Yes. I tried to hire him for a job and he lacked basic work ethic. It was pathetic. Of course he was a FT college student."
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That's rich coming from her, when has she ever worked and why would she need to hire anyone?
Didn't she live with her parents after her first divorce so she could still be a sahm to her kids?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3264038
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3264177
Who take their family pic with wet hair? If that's gel, someone needs to tell her that 1985 wet gel look is out. All it does is make her hair look thin.
28 - ITA I'm amazed 2peafaithful has never had to work, even after her divorce she said her parents supported her, how did she find a man to take on a financial burden? She's always talking about how money is tight for them. Every time she posts a work question for her husband (like what to buy his employees) I roll my eyes.
"There is a good chance I could die in the near future but guess what? That doesn't give me license to act like a holier than thou bitch to other people. "
I'm confused by this quote by BethAnne because she consistently acts like a bitch on the board? lol
that carolgscrapper is quite the whiny, bitchy, selfish twunt. Freaking out and insisting that her DH drive home in that kind of weather because she's out of fucking wine? to wash down her muscle relaxers and sleeping pills? FFS, what an asshole. She started two threads of her own and has now taken over the general ice storm thread. It really has to be ALL about her, doesn't it?
And let me guess-she's a SAHM. Who can't keep groceries in the house, or function when she is iced in for one damn day.
Her husband is either a complete dumbass or a saint for putting up with someone like that.
32-ManMeat was a total fatty a few years ago then she had weight loss surgery and left her husband. She fucked anything that would have her and bragged about her 3second orgasms at the pod. I don't think she really knows what an orgasm is. Then she found a new gravy train and posted about her damn wedding all the time. I wasn't surprised to see she was a fat ass again in her wedding piictures. The new dh looks like a dumb boob. I think it is funny that the guy lost his job. She deserves it, whiny cunt.
I serioulsy do not understand carol and the other idiots on that thread. Her DH is safe in a hotel, but he must risk his live and the lives of others to do out in very unsafe conditions to drive home...because she is a nutcase??? So if he is in an accident, he can just tell the officer his nutcase wife needed more wine, so he just had to go out. Why not just stay safe in the hotel for a day or two, then drive/flly home??
Who take their family pic with wet hair? If that's gel, someone needs to tell her that 1985 wet gel look is out. All it does is make her hair look thin.
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Seriously? You gonna bitch about someone's choice in hair style? Gheeze, get a fucking grip.
totally agree, 34. It's unbelievable.
I'd totally rather my DH be safe in a hotel away from the ice storm. It's mind-boggling that someone is selfish enough to bitch, whine, and moan until he feels like he's got to drive into that shit and bring her more wine.
Jesus.
learn to read 24
it was brought up to answer a question:
160 Anonymous said... 160
156-where are those post from redux? I can't find them.
December 7, 2013 at 8:55 AM
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3264007&pg=3
"I also strongly recommend a hotel. It is really bad out there' - carolgscrapper
hahahaha...she has to just be messing with us. That, or she is wikky tikky taffy baffy shit crazy.
I saw that too 38. love how she has not stopped posting even though her husband just got home.
12/7/2013 9:25:20 PM
12/7/2013 9:18:54 PM
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Oh come on #39...she paused a few minutes here and there. Besides, it was the wine she wanted not the husband.
Yes. I tried to hire him for a job and he lacked basic work ethic. It was pathetic. Of course he was a FT college student. It just makes me so sad to see some kids who think that degree is going to be their ticket to success. I had kids 1/2 his age be more responsible, mature, comprehend more and handle things better than him.
2peafaithful, what are you complaining about? You never worked a day in your life. You've always been dependent on your parents and various husbands.
I love how SAHMs can be so judgemental.
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Major burn by Yubon. Nicely played,
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3264038&pg=2
Oh come on #39...she paused a few minutes here and there. Besides, it was the wine she wanted not the husband.
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Well it does take her less than 30 second to have an orgasm so maybe they did it 6 times.
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The current man meat is extremely talented and I usually have an O within 30-45 seconds and then will have 3-4 more before we are done.
I am a lucky lucky girl!
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And Man-meat isn't her DH, she hadn't even met him yet.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3142886
I don't see this marriage lasting. In the "I met/hate his mother" thread she talked about drinking during the entire visit.
Who take their family pic with wet hair? If that's gel, someone needs to tell her that 1985 wet gel look is out. All it does is make her hair look thin.
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Seriously? You gonna bitch about someone's choice in hair style? Gheeze, get a fucking grip.
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Seriously. They at least look real and not like plastic like many pea families. They're probably actually happy.
So...I had a great date on Friday night...single life is not so bad!
Posted 7/24/2011 by carolgscrapper in NSBR Board
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3107430
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So, she dated man-meat until at least September, met current DH in November, and married him within the year.
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http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3264135&pg=2
So basically CarolG wanted her DH to come home during an ice storm so he could go out and get her hazelnut cream for her coffee.
I actually thought man meat 30 second O man is the guy she married recently.
Carol G wanted WINE AND CREAMER, not CASH AND GAS.
I don't see this marriage lasting. In the "I met/hate his mother" thread she talked about drinking during the entire visit.
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I usually hate when people ask for thread links. haha, but I seriously cannot find this one. Can I get a link? Thanks.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3233420
Did she actually write how fast it takes her to get an O? Seriously? Some stuff does not need to be shared.
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And now the countdown to her departure...
And I am medicating with Angry Orchard Crisp Apple beer...
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So...I failed miserably tonight at keeping my mouth shut. I am hanging my head in shame.
Ken was folding clothes and he had a shirt folded waiting to get some hangers to hang it up. She started in on him about hanging it up so it didn't get wrinkled. She started going on and on about hanging it up while it is still warm so it does not wrinkle...blah blah blah.
I said "Judy...he knows how to do his own laundry. He is a grown man. If the shirt wrinkles...then he wears a wrinkled shirt. Leave him alone."
Then I finished preparing dinner. And poured myself a glass of wine. I finished the beer already.
and no doubt took some pills
"I usually hate when people ask for thread links. haha, but I seriously cannot find this one. Can I get a link? Thanks.
Why would you hate it? If you're going to bring something specific up here, it's common courtesy to give the link to it. I don't want to be researching every comment here. Same with changing the pea name to something else when you talk about them here. None of us should have to decipher your clever slam at their name and spend extra time researching and trying to figure out what you are referring to. If it's too damn hard to figure out what everyone's talking about, people won't bother coming here anymore.
Links dammit! Provide the links!
I actually thought man meat 30 second O man is the guy she married recently.
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No, as the other poster already point out that was a different one.
No doubt the 30 sec 0 guy worked out that she was too stupid to even know she was having an orgasm and dumped her after fucking her a few times.
Current husband was the first dumbass who asked her to marry him. No doubt he's awful in bed, but convinced by her claims that she really does come 5 times in the first 5 minutes.
Some men really are that stupid.
Bet he wasn't counting on a alcoholic pill head who falls apart when he is gone for 2 days and can't even manage to feed herself.
I'd like the link to see the carolgscrapper wedding!! Looked, but I can't find it.
I just want to see what crazy looks like all dressed up in her Sunday best.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3215523
Bet he wasn't counting on a alcoholic pill head who falls apart when he is gone for 2 days and can't even manage to feed herself.
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lol....she can't feed herself because she is busy posting on the internet.
alcoholic pill head who falls apart when he is gone for 2 days and can't even manage to feed herself.
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Perfect summation of carolgscrapper
59-Thanks, pass the eye bleach.
Yeah no kidding, pass the eye bleach. Carol is FUG! And look at that pic of her DS posing with her DH. I can see why that kid couldn't make it to the store - he looks a little "dainty" and "delicate".
64-probably another special snowflake on the spectrum.
Seriously, talk about a profile picture that looks nothing like the real person. Carol is catfishing the peas!!!
I would not wear cowboy boots with my wedding dress, unless my wedding dress covered them.
66_i think that profile pic was taken right after her weightloss. She gained a few back by the time she snagged her new ManMeat.
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I have been dating a guy for a couple of months. Had small hands and feet...was not a good sign.
Tried him out and holy shiznit! The man meat was the manliest package of meat I have ever seen. Seriously. It was like one of those supersized packages of meat from Sam's Club. And curved upwards at the end. You can figure that one out on your one.
Five...count them...1,2,3,4,5. O's...in one night. Yay me!
Wait...was that TMI? Yay for me and Sasha!!!
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The current man meat is extremely talented and I usually have an O within 30-45 seconds and then will have 3-4 more before we are done.
So...I had a great date on Friday night...single life is not so bad!
Post Reply . Post New Topic Posted 7/24/2011 by carolgscrapper in NSBR Board
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I met a guy online a couple of months ago. We have been talking and texting back and forth for a while. Then we met in person a few weeks back and really hit it off. He actually shows interest in me and asks me to go do things and inquires about how my days are going.
So Friday afternoon he calls me and asks me if I want go out to the ranch. He has an apartment here in town for when he has shifts (ER nurse) and then he spends the rest of his time two hours away at his place in East Texas.
I debate on it for a little bit and the decide to go ahead and do it because I never do anything spontaneously. So I get out there around 9:00pm on Friday and we grab a bite to eat in town before heading out the ranch (I use that term loosely). He has 60 acres and 8 horses).
Once we arrive at the ranch we hang out on the front porch and he sings and plays guitar for us for awhile. Then we hop on the 4 wheeler and take a midnight tour of the ranch.
We stopped in the middle of a field and watched the stars...it was beautiful! We saw a shower of shooting stars!
Then we stopped at a fig tree and ate fresh ripe figs right off of the tree.
We stopped by the barn and said hello to the horses. Went back to the house and crashed because by this time at was almost two in the morning.
He made breakfast for us the next morning -did I mention that he cooks AND plays guitar? - then I came home.
Who gets to go on a date and watch shooting stars and eat fresh figs? That has to be one of the coolest dates that I have ever been on.
There are some overweight women who are really pretty at any size. Carol is not one of those women. Good God, what a hambeast. I'm about ready to barf after looking at her pics and then reading all of her man meat posts. All I can picture now is her O face, and that has pretty much ruined my Sunday.
I'd totally rather my DH be safe in a hotel away from the ice storm. It's mind-boggling that someone is selfish enough to bitch, whine, and moan until he feels like he's got to drive into that shit and bring her more wine.
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This. I lost my dh (lost lost, not dead lost) once for about six hours when he tried coming home from work during a really really bad ice/snow storm.
It was horrible.
Poor Carol. Her life must really suck if she's bragging about her sex life and dates on an internet message board.
I usually have an O within 30-45 seconds and then will have 3-4 more before we are done.
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I am like this with my husband but I sure as hell would't be posting about it on a message board unless it was anon. And the term man meat is just gross for some reason.
Yubon's comments to Carol are spot on . Carol's DH sounds like a pussy.
I just looked at the Chinless Wonder's wedding pics. Ugh.
ITA with her being a selfish bitch for goading her husband into driving on bad roads through a storm so she could get more wine and coffee creamer. I wonder how much she whined to him to get him to do it. And ITA with it being a really, really bad idea to mix prescription drugs and alcohol.
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Poor Carol. Her life must really suck if she's bragging about her sex life and dates on an internet message board.
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Doesn't say much better for those of us bitching on a slam blog.
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74 Anonymous said... 74
Poor Carol. Her life must really suck if she's bragging about her sex life and dates on an internet message board.
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Doesn't say much better for those of us bitching on a slam blog.
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meh, I'd rather be the one bitching on a smack blog over the one being bitched about on a smack blog.
Yubon is right about carolgscraphag.
ya, cause that's so superior there 79.
So are there any peas you bitches actually LIKE?
Me too, 79.
Yes, 82. I like more peas than I dislike. It's just that the bitchy peas tend to be the most vocal and most energetic over-sharers; therefore, they get smacked more.
I actually like Steph and Annabella. I know people crack on them here but at least they're not the typical stepford wife. They seem real to me. Same with Sunshine. Like 2girlsmama (her kids are very cute), ajsweetpea, pridemom. There's quite a few actually they mostly fly under the radar. Even the slightly cranky ones (Ginacivey) I usually like.
When they're repeatedly obnoxious (myshelly), not so much.
I like Steph and Annabella too. I did get pissed at Annabella once. She smacked me out of the blue (undeserved) and I had stuck up for her a number of times before. So I'm not sure about her. Kind of a shitty thing.
There's a few I like. Annabella is one that I don't really care about. She's flighty and clueless on a board full of married moms so some of her comments are just plain stupid. Steph would probably be a blast at a girls dinner. I can see yuban being a nice person irl as long as you are part of the same social circle. There's a few others that I share similar viewpoints with so they're not so bad. It's the oversharing and craziness that stand out.
I like Yubon too. She says what so many are afraid to actually say and is usually spot on with her remarks. Annabella is a vapid twat. She's gotta be close to 40 and is what? A secretary? Sure she's gone on some pretty rad vacations but with whom? Her MOTHER! Who's gonna care for her when she's old and senile. NO ONE! And charging people to attend her birthday party? Nodoby IRL does that either. Steph has made the most of being a teen mom and her boys haven't turned into juvenile delinquents. She's found a decent man to love her. She's got a job that she enjoys doing as well. Nothing wrong with that either.
The ones I can't stand are the usual suspects. Typhus, Lynloon, Lowrent,et al.We GET IT! You don't like Obama. Build the bridge and get over it!
Twopea(do dogs have brains)faithful chaps my ass as well--she's about as dumb as Annabella but gets a pass because she's a good Chrisshun, yet refused to give the table back to the guy on Craigslist. Never worked a day in her life, encouraged her son to price gouge iPads when they first came out. Yep, she's a good Chrisshun.
go away, edgy.
Any new thoughts on the anonymous pea with EPIC husband posts???
Kikipea. With just a few detail changes to try and throw people off.
I don't know who it is but I would bet the farm on it that her husband is cheating. Why was nothing addressed on Sunday? Because he had to wait till Monday to have a little pow-wow with E. Let her know that he got busted and that he is going to break the news to the wife, so ready or not here I come to live with you. Mark my words. Shit is going down tonight.
91-i think it is Kikipea too. That butta-face had better prepare herself.
Who's edgy?
I would bet the farm on it that her husband is cheating.
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Yes, that's a given. He has ramped up the suspicious behavior-how dense would you have to be not to get that? Epic lady seems pretty damn dense.
Mark my words. Shit is going down tonight.
December 9, 2013 at 9:16 AM
I think so too. But it still makes me mad that so many assholes-male or female- out there cheat and do this kind of shit to someone they supposedly love. I really hope that this lady will find some self respect and quit groveling.
96-grovelling and telling him she wants monkey sex is disgusting. does the stupid bitch have no self respect?
nope, guess not.
I still think the pea with the epic husband troubles is pennyring. The way she types and talks about wild monkey sex totally fits her posting style. She just posted in the original thread to throw people off her stench.
Nah. It's not pennyring. She thinks she's hot shit and would not grovel the way that OP is doing.
99-yup. she wouldn't offer up your vagina for monkey sex if she though her dh was poking another bitch
Yes, the wild monkey sex does sound just like pennyring, now that you mention it. I don't care who it is, it is sad. Especially this close to the holidays.
She'd think she was hot shit until her husband was looking for something else from someone else. She's totally the type to get blind sided by her husband not being impressed with her anymore.
I don't think it's kikipea, because she doesn't work and says her husband is home sick today. Plus they have an ice storm or something.
i think it's scrappower!!
She'd think she was hot shit until her husband was looking for something else from someone else. She's totally the type to get blind sided by her husband not being impressed with her anymore.
December 9, 2013 at 10:10 AM
I agree, but when she was blindsided, I don't think she'd go all "ooh, let's make sure we make the other feel loved and cherished" route. Or the monkeysex thing. She never would have admitted to being boring in the bedroom previously--even under an alter. She's an ass, and she wouldn't go all considerate, and self-doubting. Pennyring is all about HER and what she thinks. I don't think it's her at all.
Pennyring is allergic to cats. She's out.
i think it's scrappower!!
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Nah, remember she was chastizing everyone who was telling the OP to watch out. Remember the "Oh my gosh it is so unreal that people can't have friends of the opposite sex or get late-night cuddly texts from them. Insecure women, tsk tsk" shit she was spewing? I'd love to see her come back and eat her words once the cat is outta the bag on this one.
Let's look at all the facts. These have to have been mentioned previously.
No kids.
Married 16 years.
Two home offices (though neither work from home)
Both have jobs.
Have dog and cat.
Dog is boarded/rescued.
Husband's name starts with J.
Boring in the bedroom prior to talk.
Best marriage ever in November.
Says monkey sex.
Loves the word epic.
I've got nothing. It must be a lesser known pea.
Scrappower mentions she has been married for 20 years.
J has been at his job 10 years.
You don't think that someone, especially a person who is smart enough to use an alter ID, wouldn't change some of the less important facts about their lives to throw off the spreadsheet keeping peas? Her vocabulary reeks of pennyring.
Her vocabulary may share a few words with pennyring's, but her attitude is not anything like pennyring's.
The OP could be lying about having kids. Or anything else.
Why do people use an alter ID? It is not like we "know" them anyway.
You would be amazed at how your attitude can change, when your world is crumbling.
I think it's kikipea with details changed, or it's someone who never really hits the blog radar.
You would be amazed at how your attitude can change, when your world is crumbling.
December 9, 2013 at 11:27 AM
Eh. Pennyring is self-absorbed enough that it's highly doubtful that "her world" was ever all about her marriage or her husband. It's all about her-always has been and always will be. She'd be the type to try and take him for everything-not beg him to stay.
Eh. Pennyring is self-absorbed enough that it's highly doubtful that "her world" was ever all about her marriage or her husband. It's all about her-always has been and always will be. She'd be the type to try and take him for everything-not beg him to stay.
December 9, 2013 at 11:35 AM
Well, that's just sad.
i think it's scrappower!!
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Nah, remember she was chastizing everyone who was telling the OP to watch out. Remember the "Oh my gosh it is so unreal that people can't have friends of the opposite sex or get late-night cuddly texts from them. Insecure women, tsk tsk" shit she was spewing? I'd love to see her come back and eat her words once the cat is outta the bag on this one.
December 9, 2013 at 10:28 AM
Scrappower could have been posting on that first thread just to throw everyone off.
Yes, 119 PR is a sad individual. I think taking a cheater for everything is perfectly justified, but in her case, I'd have a very hard time feeling sorry for her.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3264334
I'm thinking bootspalmer is a recycled pea, maybe limapea?
So I looked at Carols wedding pics, and I have many, many questions, but the main one is...Why the fuck didn't she do her hair? Helmet hair is NOT a good look for your wedding day!
I just realized the thread stated together 16 years, not married 16! It could be pennyring. It took forever for him to marry her. Oh, and just for fun, go look at some of her scrapbooks. Why is everyone's avatar SO different from reality???
Definitely a recycled pea.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3264427
So what was her story? What was the hairflip about??
Maybe Confused has grown children from a previous marriage, but didn't mention them to throw us off.
@126...she had a meltdown over "high end Target clothes". Anyone who doesn't like them just does not know fashion :)
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3118412&pg=4
She deleted all her posts, but there were enough copied/pasted to get the gist.
I think it's kikipea with details changed, or it's someone who never really hits the blog radar.
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I think it's Kiki, too. Sad life for her if it is. No more SAHW.
I'd love to see her come back and eat her words once the cat is outta the bag on this one.
Scrappower? bwa ha ha ha! It'll never happen. She's a coward when it comes to being wrong. She hides for a while whenever she is.
https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3233368&pg=1
SHE is the one who convinced him to have the bedroom activities talk with me because she wants him to be happy with ME. She has no interest in him.
@o@
See, I don't think he's cheating. I DO think he's pissed that for no really good reason his wife is now spying on his texts and doesn't trust him. From my perspective, the whole story sounds like the poster is creating drama for drama's sake and her husband is about done with her attention-seeking, drama-producing ways.
If she doesn't like him having a female friend, then she should talk about that. If she doesn't feel like he's paying her enough attention, or giving her the kind of attention she wants, then they should talk about that. But to manufacture cheating from a cookie text, well, that sounds like reaching to me. Also slightly psycho.
I would be beyond pea livid if I found out my husband was discussing our sex life with another woman at work. I still think he is cheating. Why no discussing this on Sunday? Because he had to meet up with E at work and get stories straight, plan shit out. What a clueless dumb bunny she is.
Me thinks she's trolling the peas.
twinmom99 was a twat. Completely lost her shizz over people not liking the Missoni for Target stuff.
I predict more hairflips from her.
Wait, what 136? I thought she was the snob saying Missoni for Target was crap and the designer was a sell out for going to Target??
I might have it wrong, since she deleted all her posts, but what I remember is that people were going on about how ugly it all was, and she was getting increasingly shrill about how you wouldn't think so if you were really a 'fashionista.' She also posted pics of herself in a Missoni outfit-thought it was one of the Target ones.
She's totally one of those sheeples who thinks anything with a 'designer' label slapped on it instantly makes it something special. . . . Another Coach or Dooney purse kind of 'snob.'
That epic husband pea is totally Kikipea if it's not a troll. No one else-not even scrappower-would be that willfully stupid.
I go back and forth between Epic being pennyring or Kikipea. Epic mentions going out on Friday night and with the weather being bad for kiki I'm not sure it's her.
Here comes scrappower to say it is all a troll. That way she won't have to admit that yeah, it is sometimes a thing to be alert about when dh starts talking up a female coworker and having such an indepth "freindship" with them.
I wonder what J is getting E for Christmas? If I was Epic, I would be checking out the credit card accounts, savings accounts, email accounts, etc. There is def more going on here than a friendship. This of course doesn't mean he can't have secret email accounts that she doesn't know about. It's just a matter of time before he walks out. He probably doesn't want to do it at Christmas time, because he is such a nice guy, lol. She would be smart to make copies of bank statements, get things documented, etc. so she isn't left penniless when he walks out the door with half the money in the savings accounts.
It is a troll riling people up. Come on we have seen it before. Countless times.
I just have to SMH and laugh at the bitch-fest going on b/t scrappower/Epic and myshelly on that advent calendar thread. Two of the bitchiest peas in a battle to be RIGHT. @@
Kiki got called out on the epic thread...
myshelly will be the one that won't give up on the starbucks thread. she always bitches until she has been the last poster. She's very much like typhus.
Petcuntiness.... ah yes, she was a cunt on that thread about the Target clothes.
She was. But so was crazy-ass twinmom.
146 Anonymous said... 146
myshelly will be the one that won't give up on the starbucks thread. she always bitches until she has been the last poster. She's very much like typhus.
December 9, 2013 at 3:02 PM
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She sure can't admit when she's wrong.
They're both wrong. Because really, it's just a stupid argument. You can do the calendar either way. It's a matter of preference-there is no "right" way to do an advent calendar. They're both twats.
They may both be twats but we've always started at 1 and ended at 24 for any and all advent calenders we have gotten over the years.
ok, scrapower. you are right.
I laugh at your conspiracy theory's of who is who. Must be driving you mad to figure it all out---and for what?
I can't speak for all the blog bitches, but no, knowing who Epic is is really not a big deal. It's just idle speculation.
And, apostrophes are NOT used to make plurals.
Heh. Unless there are instructions that say START HERE, then your picture means nothing, Bethanne.
I love when peas (and myshelly does this ALL the time) say they asked all of their friends and they agreed with them. LOL She says this all the time. My friends....my FB friends....blah blah blah.
155-Don't you know Bethanne has CANCER? You can't say that about her picture. She has CANCER.
152 Anonymous said... 152
ok, scrapower. you are right.
December 9, 2013 at 4:31 PM
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No sorry I'm not Miss I'm a Wiccan you must accept me! We've always just started at 1, not sure why none of them have ever came with directions but the kids always get Santa on the 24th whether it's a chocolate calender or a Lego one.
To be fair those are the only types I've ever bought, a cheapy 2 dollar chocolate calender from Safeway or a Lego one.
My sister has a reusable wooden set she puts her own goodies into, the biggest door is the 24th, they also always start on the 1st.
I know you could reverse it but meh this way works for us.
LMAO at MyShelley saying it's a generational thing.
I can't stand either one of them equally but Scrapower is right on this one about the Advent Calender and I'm also laughing at Shelly saying it's a generational thing and younger people start at 25 and go down to 1. haha. What an idiot.
155-157
You dumbasses do know that Bethanne runs this blog, right?
Is it because she has cancer?
158, I knew you weren't scrappower. You weren't butthurt enough in your post :)
I agree that most people go 1-24 or 25.
155-157
You dumbasses do know that Bethanne runs this blog, right?
December 9, 2013 at 5:21 PM
bullshit.
but, nice try.
I doubt if BethAnne runs this blog because if she did, I think we'd get space more often. LOL. I don't care who runs it anyway.
ITA, 165. Bethanne wouldn't be so slack about new space.
And she wouldn't delete posts like jane has sometimes done.
166-how do you know that?
I bet Bethanne would delete posts. She doesn't like when people disagree with her.
Nobody likes it when people disagree with them. That is nothing but human nature.
168-I bet you will get pissed off right now when I say you suck balls and I don't agree with you.
169-Nope. I have an animal nature, not a human nature so it doesn't bother me.
OMG...M in Carolina brought up her illness in the "my dog collapsed" thread
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3264350
^That's just a typical post for M(ental)
https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3264415
Yes, the cops and the BBB have nothing better to do than chase a SAHM that sells Scentsy on the side.
167, you are an idiot.
155 Anonymous said... 155
Heh. Unless there are instructions that say START HERE, then your picture means nothing, Bethanne.
December 9, 2013 at 4:56 PM
LOL The brand name of the calendar is PeA...
I need to start keeping a spreadsheet...I wonder how the other "anonymous" peas are doing in their relationships. You know, the ones that post about the issue under a fake name, then never come back and update. I need to start writing the names and thread titles down so I can go back and look and bump them for updates!!!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3264432
WTH does Luvnlifelady do all day long? She isn't working, her kids are older and she bitches all the time about how much needs to be done around her house. FFS get off your ass and do it instead of bitching all the time.
174-You are a cunt.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3264494
A bag of potatoes!
lol 179
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3264488
She's a pretty good grifter.
Have you seen a "Prison Wives?" episode? I was stuck in the house for the last few days and ended up watching a marathon of all 13 shows over the three days! As each woman explained how she LOVED her prisoner and how the man that commit murder then isn't the man she now knows and loves. blink. blink.
All I could think of was "I wonder if she is a pea?" with each and every episode, except one. One seemed like a good strong forceful woman who could walk away if necessary. The others, pea sheeple.
Anyone else see/think that?
We've always done advent calendars 1 -> 25; the number corresponds to the day of the month. Oftentimes the 25th is bigger/has better treat, also. Never seen it done any other way.
FTR, I'm an old fart.
Luvnlifelady said somewhere that she's sleeping in the bathtub bc of joint pain. How could that possibly help???
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3264504&pg=1
I can't believe how bitchy some of the peas are over kids snooping for their Christmas gifts.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3264529
OMFG, seriously! Someone buys you a new car and you bitch about it? This is why most peas annoy the shit out of me.
Alright my bad, I posted to soon I only read half of it then posted and went back. I see now she's talking about pots and pans from her mom.
She's still a typical pea asshole. Bitching about a gift.
You can't, 185? This thread happens every year, and there are always lots of those type of responses. The peas are proof of just how many psychos are really out there
Epic really is blind to the whole matter.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3264571
This is why you live your life for and through your kids. In 20 years you'll be in for a rude awakening.
Why does the egg at the bottom of the page say cancer like it was written with an etch a sketch? BethAnne does run the blog!!!
Do ALL of the peas have terrible marriages or are we being punk'd???
No, not all. 191, that thread is a PERFECT example of what happens when you put your kids #1 all the time. There needs to be a balance, where the kids AND the husband both come first, at different times. Date nights are very important! Even if it is after the kids are in bed, just have a date night at home and remember why you fell in love in the first place.
I would say we have an awesome marriage, but I know that nothing is perfect. We work together to make it great.
I wonder if it ever occurs to any of those blind peas that seem to be having marriage and other problems that they are also on a nasty board where they say nasty things to people. I guess they don't believe in karma.
Opps sorry I meant to say "This is why you DON'T live your life...blah blah."
I meant to say exactly why 194 said.
We knew what you meant, 196.
It's fucking depressing reading about these unhappy marriages.
My marriage rocks. Of course if I posted that on the bucket people would be hatin'. Misery loves company and all that. They'd probably even say I was lying.
GIVE US SOME SPACE, JANE!
GIVE US SOME SPACE, JANE!
GIVE US SOME SPACE, JANE!
GIVE US SOME SPACE, JANE!
GIVE US SOME SPACE, JANE!
GIVE US SOME SPACE, JANE!
GIVE US SOME SPACE, JANE!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3264534
Is one of them "the perp"?
(isn't that her that posted about "the perp"?)
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