You know what I mean, that one thing that Peas hear about, and then it consumes them, and the board for months. You can't open the NSBR page without seeing 42.7% of the posts belonging to that subject.
In recent years we've seen the obsession over:
Caramel In A Can!!11OMFG!!!
Vag Cream For Your Eyes!
Burning Feather's BEEF!!
Squillen's Cookies in A Box
Coconut Oil For you Nasty Skin
Miche Bags
Nail Polish
And countless others I am probably forgetting.
It reminds me of High School, when the one popular girl gets something new and then everyone else must. have. it.
And most of the time the Peaple will go to no length, no matter what the cost to get it. Like $50 for some cookies made by Squillen?! Really?!
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Yes, you forgot pumpkin topiaries, diva cups, MSP, Italian crockpot chicken, and bento, plus more, I'm sure.
Lauren was way into the bento stuff. Then she recently talked going overboard with everything she's ever been interested in. I would love to see pictures of her house because it's got to be just crammed full of things.
CROCS!!! I still can't get the vision of big, fat peas wearing crocs and capri pants out of my head.
#1, LOL!
#2, Crocs are the devils work. Seriously, so ugly. EVEN on kids they are ugly. UGH.
Honestly, I think for some, the mere act/compulsion to post something, anything, as often as possible is the primary OCD over there
L'Urine = hoarder
no stretch there.
#4, I think you are right.
Who is most guilty of that? Kikinichole? Tamisita?
I vote for Marianne, who has been posting her game threads for years and years. How is "female movie stars" a game? It's a list of names. "Count to 5000"
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Goddamn, this is game is fun. Like more fun than Yahtzee or Bejeweled.
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Years of this. And yes I scroll past the game threads but six plus years of counting on a message board is a serious obsession.
The MSP was the worst. The visual of the peas parting their fat rolls to smear that crap on their lady bits then scraping it off with the same credit card they use when getting their ginormous cherry limeade and extra large order of tots at Sonic... barf!
OMG #8, the visual. ROTFLMAO!
#8, ack! the visuals!! So true- and seriously, they all bitch about how bad it smells, how bad it burns or whatever, but tally forth they do, one sheaple after another like lemmings to the sea.
I wasn't around during the MSP years, but I have heard of it.
What exactly does it do? It burns?!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3063595
Yikes.
I hope she gets help.
Don't forget cake balls, cake balls, cake balls!!!!eleventy!
And OMG! Moleskine!
Crap, here is what I posted on the old thread, because I still want to talk about that bitch CaptainK:
CaptainK has conservative political beliefs and Beadhound is pretty liberal, though Christian. At least, that's how they've presented themselves in the past. But I think I could buy into CaptK = Bead. Did K show up around the same time Bead made such a public fool of herself?
And the brief romance with Pioneer Woman. Yawn.
And like CaptK, I see you bitches are just as obsessed with the peas being fat. Maybe she belongs here and instead of there.
Capt K def. has a thing about weight issues. Could this be another alias of Yakiscrappy? She's conservative, but not necessarily a Lowrent stooge.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3063649
Hold the phone. Crplwhatsis is LDS?
This is the user that said Black people benefited from slavery. She is a loon.
Tamisita
Funny how this name popped up over here when there has been a LOT of bitching about her on Facebook....
#19, I noticed that too.
But she *does* post a lot of threads on a daily basis.
I wasn't around during the MSP years, but I have heard of it.
What exactly does it do? It burns?!
It's a facial hair remover developed for black men. Since it works well on course hair it is, supposedly, perfect for pube removal. Like all depilatories it's a chemical remover and smells/burns.
The peas discussed it's uses in great detail and it was suggested that using a credit card to scrape off the hair worked best. To quote a favorite pea phrase... I threw up a little in my mouth when I read that.
I wonder how many pea husbands thought their wives had a coke habit by the powder residue left on their Credit Cards.
Seriously disgusting.
Anyone notice that Fredfreddy likes to bitch about what a pain in the ass her step daughter is. Seems like every teen thread she throws something out about what a brat the girl is. Sort of makes me feel sorry for the girl.
I don't get the obsession with Squillen. Do you remember that video she posted when she had her bakery? She was such a disgusting pig with her stained, too tight, t-shirt. She totally looked like she subscribed to the one for you... two for me diet. When her bakery went under I couldn't help but think it was because she was eating all of the profits.
OT but really? So now scrapwench is the board OB/doctor? How fucking stupid are peas?
I think she was asking for either scrapwench or the OB (Melissa) we have on the board. I wonder if Melissa ever gets tired of dispensing free medical advice.
Squillen and her forty dollar box of cookies. What a joke. Don't forget the 15.00 she charges for shipping. Bitch has quite the racket going on. I remember the bakery video. Squillie needs to lay off the dough. Yikes
26 is correct. melissa is the ob/gyn. i like melissa. she is a good egg for answering all the stupid medical questions at the pod.
anyone have a link to squillen's video?
Or a link to Squillen's $40 cookies? Tried to search but didn't see anything. Is that on Etsy or something?
squills didn't etsy the cookies. she posted a thread on the pod shilling her extra cookies. I was shocked she sold some cookies she made in her home kitchen for forty bucks AND charged crazy shipping costs too. do a post history for her and you should find the threads
Hey, watch the Croc hating! I wear my Croc flip flops every day when I come home from work. They are the most comfortable flips I've ever owned. Now if you're talking those clog things, have at. But not all crocs are heinous.
And I also know most people won't wear flips either, but where I live, it is just about mandatory. I live in beach country, so it is the footwear you see on everyone.
No worries 32... I love flip flops and live in them all summer. I was talking the hideous clogs in bright colors.
I was at Nordstom, maybe 5 years ago, looking at shoes. This portly woman waddled over to me and started prattling on about crocs and how amazing they were. I had never seen them and was shocked when I looked down at her feet. There they were bright yellow and probably a size 10. She looked like big bird. I just smiled and moved to another display.
OH yeah, Flip Flops are FINE.
But the croc clogs are REDONKULOUS.
This portly woman waddled over to me and started prattling on about crocs and how amazing they were. I had never seen them and was shocked when I looked down at her feet. There they were bright yellow and probably a size 10. She looked like big bird
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That was TreeLover. I just know it.
And of course no one scolded Squillen for selling her stuff. If a less well-known Pea did that they'd be run off the boards. There would be a 4 page thread about how it's against the TOU.
You may be right 36, but Squills is at least nice. Despite the pesky LDS thing, anyway.
Flip flops are teh SOCIALIST!!!
Fistingnole told me so.
Edgy Coolness is conspicuassly absent.
LOL at the irony of this thread
How do you do it all and still have time to post @twopeas?
I am LOL at the peas with 5,000... 10,000... 15,000+ posts saying how they are so fucking busy trying to do it all that their houses are a mess, they don't have time to exercise, etc. You don't have time for that stuff because you are posting at twopeas 24/7
Why does no one call Lucky out being a creepy perv?? I HATE this guy!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3063872
I thought it was funny they answered, mostly I find Lucky funny but it was a weird question to ask a bunch of middle age women.
GAH! The - Dark secret - thread. Some poor girl looking for some advice and some fucking dumbass pea needs to say, "Hopefully Wench chimes in." Another pharmacist already had posted, but wait until Wench does because she REALLY should know.
Wench herself doesn't bother me, it's the way the other peas suck up to her that is crazy.
Really if I was Wench I would also be leary about giving too much health information on a message board anyway. When people start holding you up as the "official board whatever" you already are playing with fire. We are talking about a life here. Yes advice is one thing, but other people who have been on BOTH sides of vicoden addiction have also posted on that thread and given good advice.
Anyone else hear about the latest Donna Downey drama? That woman is a morAn!
http://youthoughtwewouldntnotice.com/blog3/?p=7954#comments
WOW. I lost my link to the scrap smack blog awhile ago, so I haven't seen anything Donna related. That shows me she still hasn't changed her ways. She's awful, and still not talented. Those flowers on the strap are ugly.
Yikes! on the Donna Downey rip-off. Has anyone at that blog contacted Fossil, the makers of the original bag?
I smell a lawsuit!!!
Did you see Claudine Hellmuth's comment?
"Nothing a person who takes a customized piece of ORIGINAL artwork made especially for them and sells it on ebay does surprises me, she show her true colors all the time, she just can’t help herself."
Hey 49, any clue what Claudine was referring to? Love me some DD drama. She is unbelievable.
Somebody should post that DD link at the pod. I love some DD drama as well.
When Donna redid her studio she sold a bunch of stuff on ebay. The original painting that Claudine did of Donna and gave (sold?) to her, she sold it on ebay. That's despicable. And even sicker, someone bought it???!!
Athena stopped twittering long enough to bring her royal cuntiness over to the Pod. Besides, nothing's happening on Twitter except a bunch of annoying Egyptians (uppity brown people!) trying to overthrow a dictator.
yes please, someone post the DD on the Peas Hot Topics!!!!! Let's get the party started, LOL!!
49, where was claudine's post located? Claudine seems like a sweet person, that coming out of her mouth would really shock me!
Thanks, 52. I just can't get over Donna's nerve, what a fucking bitch!
NM, I see it now. I wonder if it's really Claudine or someone just signing in as her.
Jeebus people. Donna Downey is a raving, rabid heifer cow. There will always be stupid women who hang on to her every word and spend money on her stupid crap. They are dumbasses. DD is out to a make a buck and nothing more. She doesn't give a rats ass about anyone but herself. One day her mop topped husband will get tired of being her errand boy and grow a pair and leave her dumb fat ass. Until then, don't dignify her bullshit....IGNORE her, dont buy her crap, don't pay for her classes, don't visit her blog and maybe, just maybe she will "poof" disappear.
Now, lets get back to some real smacking. Who do you all think yellowtwolips is on the pod? I bet it is MrsTyler's alter ego. You know, she does get chapped lips.
So far, no threads about donna downeys copy cat ways, have been started in nsbr or on the general scrappin board on two peas. I went looking, thought for sure there'd be a multi-page thread on there. But so far, nothing.
Awww poor Athena never got an education so now she's stuck being a keyboard warrior housewife. A Real Housewife from Utah, the twat that twits!
Thanks for starting the DD thread Lexica!
Is it me, or does the bunny area/craft room seem wrong to anyone else?
http://www.youtube.com/embed/r_VVf3IhZ6k
I wonder if the 'class' teaching the purse went ahead at CHA and if it did is there any gossip from people that were there?
No 62, the bunny area is disgusting. I felt kinda bad for her posting the vid like that at the pod. She obviously is proud of her scrap room but it just looks dirty and her organization for the scrap stuff just all around sucks. What would possess someone to post a thread like that over there?
Ok, I am going to ask a really stupid question, how do you quote a post on 2peas? It's really bugging me that I can't figure it out, or is it just cutting and pasting?
TIA
^^^duh, i found it
There's a reason Athena's only using the same photo from six or seven years ago: in all other pictures she looks like a pre-op tranny. Wearing a cheap wig in a Jane Fonda "Klute" style.
Hey #60, Athena is from So Cal you dumbass. She isn't a mormon from utah.
Doesn't really matter where Athena is from. She's a dumb twat.
yellowtwolips is the lamest most annoying troll ever.
I can't help but think that if more of the peas would back away from the NSBR and pay attention to their spouses, there would be far less divorce threads started.
It seems as if half of the peas are getting a divorce right now!
if they only all performed "mouth music" on their fat, lazy, drug addicted husbands, there wouldn't be so many divorce threads on the pod. problem is, these dumb ass peas marry no good,loser, dumbasses.
Gavinsmom is a blog bitch
nope--just keep tabs on things--this is the first post I've ever made.
gavinsmom
Sure, gavinsmom, sure @@
donna downey is getting a good ass whippin' on the pod today. she is getting ripped a new one today.
I wish I had a reason to lie :) I've sporatically read since the old meat blog but since I've been accused of being mean-spirited to Scappertastic or whatever her name is, I'm sure I would fit right in ;)
gavinsmom
I really hope Fossil goes after DD. She needs to be taken out.
Gavinsmom if you pick on a woman who is clearly mentally impaired you would surely fit in with this sick group of bitches and anyone who signs their name to a post on the blog is a regular anon blog bitch poster. DUH!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3064291
WTF
Athena came from Utah you dumbass.
MsMariah is fucking crazy balls.
So now she's the poster child for mature adult conversation?
Also, how did she graduate without being able to string together coherent sentences??? That post is so all over the place!
Athena, aka "Mighty Hermaphrodite" did indeed come from Utah before moving to California.
Not a Mormon, though. She hates the LDS as much as she hates Muslims.
So glad MsMariah is someone I don't have to deal with IRL. She might just drive me to drink beer in a bowling alley before 10:30am when kids are around.
Holy Mother of God what is wrong with with MsMariah, has someone been missing with her meds? The unibomber wrote more coherent statements then that.
omg....her post was so fucking long my eyes glazed over and I started to drool.
is athena really a hermaphrodite? wasn't there some scuttlebutt about her having plastic surgery cause she used to be really ugly?
Who is "Julie" "Stampbooker"???
She is so overly invested in defending DD and her thievery!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3064374
Okay MsMariah is right up there with Skybar now
LOL #88!
WTF? She is off her rocker today!
What do you bet, that Donna Downey pulls a Renee Camacho.
Remember years ago when Renee post on two peas a an online tutorial class. Turns out everything she posted was copied word for word, from someone else. Renee was called out by the original author/scrap teacher. So Renee then backpeddled a story....oh I how so many notes , papers, ideas, writings, etc.... in my huge pile of papers,Renee said "I just figured I wrote it". Renee totally spun in circles, backpeddling her way out, after she was caught.
Bet Donna pulls the same crap. I have so many ideas, doodles, sketches, drawings, etc...in my idea notebook... I thought for sure I drew that bird.
And Julie looks like a complete ass defending Donna Downey. Doesnt she have like 10 kids or something.
I wonder, if an of Donna Downeys upcoming inspired teachers, are aware of Donnas latest scandal.
I feel bad for the teachers who are mixed media artists such as Alisa Burke, who do not participate in scrapbook communities, as they are probably unaware of Donna's bad reputation.
If they were aware of such dishonest business practices, they may choose to not associate themselves scandalous and dishonest designers/event coordinators.
Someone may want to email a link to the perspective inspired teachers, and enlighten them about Donnas thieving ways.
What thread is the bunny craft room from?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3064319&pg=1
The OP here has a complete screw loose.
93, it's from the Scraproom thread.
The bunny room is just sad and we all know it stinks to high heaven.
I gathered that, 94. Got a link?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1734116
Her bunny cave should be close to the end.
Can someone clear something up for me?
Peabay's dad is Paul Sorvino, right? I remember hearing that once.
No, Mira Sorvino's dad is Paul Sorvino. Peabay's dad is Brian Dennehy.
LOL! Funny, someone told me Paul Sorvino! haha!
Same generation, though.
Peabay is one of the nicest peas, someone I would love to know in real life.
So what 's the pea-name of the person with the bunny cave? I couldn't find it on the last page of the thread.
Oops,sorry. I see that it was a YouTube Video.
Ha-I thought it was going to be putabuttonit kind of crazy with stuffed bunnies everywhere. I was surprised when I saw real rabbits.
Meh. She's kept the bunny area pretty clean, and rabbits are pretty destructive chewers, so you kind of have to go with functionality if you're sharing your scrap space with rabbits. And not everyone lives on Wisteria Lane and has an unlimited budget.
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