Hey guys,
I figured I would go ahead an add more space about every 70 comments or so to keep the comments from going on forever on each post.
Just so we're clear, I'm working on getting the comments numbered, still having trouble figuring out the html code for that, so if anyone knows how to do this let me know.
If there is anything you'd like to see here, feel free to tell me.
THX,
Jane Doe
107 comments:
Thanks, Jane!
Still voting for Fran K!
Try this:
http://bloggerstop.net/2010/01/numbering-comments-in-bloggerblogspot.html
It looks relatively easy to follow.
Don't create more space in the middle of people talking about a topic, or maybe it's because you want a certain conversation to end???
3:55 - - you are an idiot. It's not rocket science. New space, continue there. There is always a "middle of the topic."
I always feel so badly for divorced kids. It must feel strange to feel like a guest in your own home. It is quite clear that FB is more concerned with herself and her new life than caring for her child. Sure he is 16, but that doesn't mean you stop parenting him. He is old enough to get his own breakfast and get himself off to the bus, but think of the time you are missing with him by staying in your room while he does all of this.
FB is a lazy parent.
...and that wasn't one. One of the other blogs did that, too many new spaces too fast and it killed it.
Smack blog owners are damned if they do, damned if they don't. Let your comments reach 100 or so? The idjits start bitching for new space. Give them new space too soon? They bitch about that too. Geez.
Oh and forget "staying on topic". That just never happens. Smack threads take on a life of their own as people post different dramas. I like it that way, it rocks. You are welcome to bitch about what you like, at anytime, not just on the opening subject.
I don't understand why *KikiNichole* gets so much love at the pod.
I *want* to *smack* her **every** time she *posts*
LMAO!
(or *LMAO!*)
Elizabeth C, Shelby S and Fran K are gaining slowly on Oompa Loompa Part Deux.
Give me the link again to vote Fran B
KiKinicked hole bugs the hell out of me too. Like she thinks she's all that because some horney 20yr old told her she had a nice ass. Whatever...like anyone really believes THAT story!
Here's the link 1:40
http://www.txweddings.com/contest/2533?page=1
This just in--MKM hates her ex.
OMG thx 8:39 I wouldn't have known that if you didn't tell me! I guess I should take him off my Christmas card list then.
I would love to her MKMs exs side of things.
Could someone please explain what the deal is with Scrappertastic? I get that she's young and has medical issues, but I'm not understanding why some people are going out of their way to be patient and kind with her.
Several have remarked about her being an "adult." She's at least 18? What's this vague 'read between the lines' shit, that she's young and attention-seeking? Sorry, I don't see where that gives her a free pass.
9:46, you don't think that Scraptastic (or whatever her name is) is mentally handicapped?
Could someone please explain what the deal is with Scrappertastic? I get that she's young and has medical issues, but I'm not understanding why some people are going out of their way to be patient and kind with her.
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If you look at the her scrapbook pages, and look at HER, you may think she is at least one standard deviation below normal IQ. I think some peas are giving her a break because it is likely she is special needs, and even though she is over 18, she really doesn't have the mental capabilities to reason as an adult would.
I think people (peas) forget that there are people in this world with mental disabilities who are high-functioning to a certain degree. The Peas treat the ability to post on *their* messageboard as some form of IQ test.
What I find interesting is how many of them have children that they consider special needs, yet it appears as though hardly any of them have ever encountered someone in a work setting that was mentally handicapped.
I agree, 10.53 - most irritating is how they pick and choose the ones they decide are 'worthy' of their compassion. if I picked and chose the kids they had for comments, they'd not like that.
the girl is obviously not as blessed emotionally or intellectually but, because she has a doctor who treats her like a retard, the rest of them do as well.
Good point, 10:53.
I love Yubon. But to the Peas, MKM will always be a tragic victim, trailing roses wherever she goes.
That post by Yubon had me struggling to breathe I was laughing so hard
Am I the only one who thinks McSteff66 needs to eat a cheeseburger? She looks frail old lady and I don't think she is that old. http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/userprofile.asp?user_id=92907
If she was born in '66, then yes, she does look old, because I don't think the "66" in her name is her age.
She seems like a really nice gal.
From looking at her - my guess is she was born in 1966.
She looks pretty average to me. No, she's not 25. Who cares?
I think McSteff is really pretty. And that some of the comments about her are ust plain mean.
McSteff is pretty but seeing that picture I would have guessed her to be my moms age, early 60s not mid 40s.
Is anyone else a bit grossed out at the coconut oil thread and reading about dogs and cats licking them clean?
christ, what's gotten up CindyUpNorth's ass? She's having a hemorrhage on the MKM thread.
Wait until the peas snort bath salt while letting their cat lick the coconut oil cream off their legs. Yes I am disturbed by that oil thread too!!!
Ew! Athena showed up on my twitter feed. "AthenaTweets." She's even using her pineapple-up-the-ass/moneyshot avatar.
I read about coconut oil years before the 2Peas fad. All I can think about after reading all these threads about it now is that episode of Seinfeld when Kramer kept slathering butter all over himself and fell asleep on the roof.
Lauren never leaves the house without make-up on. Thank God for that. Maybe her OCD can save the sight of others.
KeriW daughter should take a long, hard look at McSteff66... that is her future. She may be pretty by "Texas standards" but the rest of the world doesn't do big hair and leather skin.
KeriW's daughter is already less attractive than McSteff66. At least McSteff doesn't resemble a hybrid blow-up doll and an old leather bag. Marissa looks like she smells of hairspray, cigarettes and semen.
McSteff was born in 66 and I believe she used to be a fatty and had gastric bypass surgery years ago. She now looks like a shriveled up prune face that is stuck in the 80's. Have you seen her hair? She ditched her husband last year too.
To 3peasoup. Sorry, but the only examples I have of what might be wrong with your husband come from watching Medical detectives, so I assume you are giving him arsenic and he feels better after a visit to ER because you didn't get the chance to stick the latest dose in his coffee.
lol 1:50 made me choke on my water good one
Marissa looks like she smells of hairspray, cigarettes and semen.
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So true, and I haven't laughed so hard in days :)
Scrappertastic is obviously handicapped--mentally and physically.
totally agree that the peas are uber-cunts about her. And some of the same ones who shriek about how special their snowflakes are---are the ones being all bitchy and condescending. Total cunts.
I would love to her MKMs exs side of things.
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No Shit. There's more to that story for sure
OMFG can we get a separate board at the pod for the insane ass kissing for BF's Beef? Jesus H. Christ.
The Sheeple are acting like she invented Beef itself.
Still trying to figure out why it's called Italian.
If I was as obsessed with politics as Athena was I think I'd be spending my time doing some volunteer work or making a difference somewhere but I guess that wouldn't be any fun. It's easier to just sit on your ass being a keyboard warrior.
McSteff ditched her husband after losing all that weight? Can you imagine if it were the other way around and he ditched her for getting so fat. I bet she thinks she's a hot little ticket. She reminds me of Dolly Parton without the big tits
If I was as obsessed with politics as Athena was I think I'd be spending my time doing some volunteer work or making a difference somewhere but I guess that wouldn't be any fun. It's easier to just sit on your ass being a keyboard warrior.
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Athena can't put down the cheetos and lift her ample self away from the monitor. Besides, she might miss a precious tweet from her White Power hero Andrew Breitbart or Freakazoid Nut Sandwich Glenn Beck.
Trouble with the coconut oil is that even if it doesn't work, they will still swear that it did and present photoshopped "proof"
Now who was it that once posted a photo of herself...but she had (very badly) photoshopped out her double chin?
who else thinks miss jen is going to act like baby matthew is the second coming of christ when she gets back to the pod? I'm sure he'll be a cute, sweet little baby, but she's the type of mom who thinks her baby is the smartest, the cutest, the healthiest, the funniest,....ugh
she might be that kind of mom, years ago in a mommy and me group I belonged to a mom actually told me she loved her kids more because she had to go through all kinds of fertility treatments to have them. My eyes rolled so far into my head my DH had to pick me and the boy up as I couldn't see to drive home.
That day I learned there was a subset of mothers who feel that because it took awhile for them to become pregnant they were superior to those of us fertile bitches.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3062378
Seriously how freakin hard is it to pack a lunch? I do believe I've now seen every stupid question possible asked at the pod.
Tracy is an attention whore...
Does Batya do anything beside read?
Miss Jen is going to freak out the first time Baby Matthew has a tanty, mouths off to her, fails a test, or gets in trouble. And God help her if he has serious issues or really rebels. Bringing a baby into a loveless marriage is never a good idea.
Is it a loveless marriage? He washed her feet afterall, for that you either have to be a freak or in love.
I'm no big MissJen fan, but I really doubt she'll freak out over everything, I do however think she will be under the mistaken belief that she loves her son more because of her fertility issues.
The question remains, will she love him as much as her lost 10 hours post implantation snowflake baby?
Why do I have to click "post comment" three times before it posts?
tanty? Is it really that difficult to type tantrum?
I didn't mean she would freak out over everything. I mean she will think he's just the best, smartest, funniest, most talented baby ever. We'll get a report for every coo or smile, and picture after picture of his miraculous feats. He's going to be held to a very high standard, poor kid.
9:21 I don't know but it's a pain in the ass.
One good thing about Miss Jen's snowflake baby... it will look nothing like her or her husband. Is it wrong that I can't wait for the day she comes home and finds her precious little snowflake surfing for porn?!
9:21 and 9:46,
I don't know what you're talking about it works fine for me. Push it once, and it comments.
seriously rachag03, next time put on a freaking bra for your photo.
Oh and ITA about the having to submit 3 times to get a post to go through. It was the same way for me on the last blog too (not the one that was around forever, just the 2peassmack one that was around for a short time).
Cool, I see numbers.
Jane, may I suggest waiting till around 100 posts instead of 70?
Ewww...rachag03 does need to put on a bra. She is an all natural, granola type who probably never wears a bra. I bet she has hairy pits too.
I only have to hit post comment once but I'm not liking the whole underlined words take you to a website thing NSBR has going one. Very annoying.
Yeah rachag03 could definitely use so lift and separate there.
I only have to hit enter three times for the first post each day or if it's new space.
What thread can I find rachag03's unfettered boobs?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3062415
rachag03's picture that would've been really cute if she had just put a bra on. ewwwww
What the fuck is wrong with you people talking about her breasts? Firstly, she hardly has any. Secondly, that was a weekend pic so I assume she wasn't parading herself around the mall without a bra. Thirdly, she's probably just too prudish to do the whole 'here I am naked with baby' shot she'd have liked.
I expected to see something truly disgusting and, instead, found a photo I prefer to the one of her face in her avatar. ;)
i gotta agree with 71. the poor thing hardly has any boobies even preggers. yeah, they are kinda saggy but crap, I was expecting DDD's flapping in our faces. thank god she isn't one of those freaks that likes to post naked belly shots and their roadmap stretch marks.
I don't know, so far her thread has 497 views and 33 replies. Would she have seen that many people at the mall?
I agree, I see nothing wrong with Rachag's pic...she's pregnant for Christ sake, cut her some slack.
At least she *looks* pregnant, unlike this bitch I know who is about to pop out her kid. She was fat before she got pregnant, and as the months pass by she looks more obese, not pregnant.
I think, 73, 464 people looked and just didn't give a crap about her, her boobs or her impending birth. I know I don't but I took a look coz the link was posted here. Much like at the mall....
Fuckin' H, 74, you know Mrs Tyler in RL?? LOL
she's pregnant for Christ sake, cut her some slack.
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Why?
One good thing about Miss Jen's snowflake baby... it will look nothing like her or her husband. Is it wrong that I can't wait for the day she comes home and finds her precious little snowflake surfing for porn?!
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I would hate to see what happens if the snowflake is gay. Poor little gay Matthew in the frozen snowflake closet. God help him.
omg 1:52, pimp
At least Matthew will have company in the closet, Mr. Jen has been hiding in there for years. Didn't Miss Jen find him surfing gay porn?
someone tell ms mariah to take the friggin stick out of her ass please. she is getting all hoity-toity over her degrees and what her teachers call themselves.
I remember not too long ago when she tried to thrill us all with her cooking skills and posted cooking photos of her nasty scum infested kitchen. don't ya love fakes and phonies?? LOL
Mr Jen is gay? Where have I been? If she found him surfing porn and/or gay porn that would explain her abhorrence of porn.
And as for rachag's unfettered boobs. Big whoop. Maybe she doesn't wear one? I get the impression she is a crunchy-style granola, she may still be nursing:)
don't ya love fakes and phonies?? LOL
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She must be related to GrinningCunt.
That was the story. She apparently said something like that on one those offshoot boards but went back and deleted. But she has also said that they do not self-pleasure because that's the same as cheating on your spouse. No sex toys, no porn, no masturbation, and who knows what else is on their don't list. One wonders if their fertility issues were due to not actually fucking.
3:52, she didn't post it and then go back and delete, but it was similar. On the board we had a chat-type feature and she mentioned it on there, so it wasn't saved, it was just during live chat. Then she also elaborated to several of us in pm (private message) and as far as I know no one saved those
don't forget Mr Jen's foot fetish
But it was gay porn he was looking at, right? Not just regular tits and ass? I just feel so fucking sorry for anyone who has to live a life that's not true to who they are.
Yes, it was gay porn. Like Miss Jen, he's hardcore evangelical. Being openly gay is not an option.
Poor guy. That's just not right.
Mr Jen needs to leave the church that condemns his sexuality. I don't understand those who continue to worship amongst people who think they are evil.
someone tell ms mariah to take the friggin stick out of her ass please. she is getting all hoity-toity over her degrees and what her teachers call themselves.
I remember not too long ago when she tried to thrill us all with her cooking skills and posted cooking photos of her nasty scum infested kitchen. don't ya love fakes and phonies?? LOL
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I suspect she's full of shit regarding many things.
She claims to be a Benedictine oblate, and while it is true that oblates do not have to be Catholic, I really doubt that her being Pagan would line up with the rule of St. Benedict that secular oblates promise to follow.
Gah, that sounded like something Mapchic would post!
what are mary mary's kids' real names?
Why do you need to know Mary Mary's kids' names?
i don't, i'm just curious because i follow her blog and think her kids are cute, and always forget that Jane, Kitty, Lizzie aren't the girls' real names. I used to know the real names but can only remember McKay not the rest.
Sorry, I have no clue what their names are.
what are mary mary's kids' real names?
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None of your fucking business. If she wants to share their names, then fine.
Don't tell me you want her address, too?
good gravy, calm down! I said I was just curious, i'm not going to go track them down or something insane. I just love baby names and she's been posting about names today and I was trying to remember her other kids' names. cripes, you don't have to go all apeshit. it's not like she's never shared them before because I used to know them all, just forgot.
It must be dangerous to live in Alaska. Putabuttin knows so many people that die in terrible accidents.
Up until last month, I didn't know her kids' names *weren't* Jane, Lizzy, Kitty, etc.
She mentioned Kitty's real name is Ivy the other day, but other than that I have no idea.
It must be dangerous to live in Alaska. Putabuttin knows so many people that die in terrible accidents.
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I was thinking the same thing. Tragedy seems to follow her everywhere she goes
Tool = MsMariah = Douchecanoe
It must be dangerous to live in Alaska. Putabuttin knows so many people that die in terrible accidents.
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I was thinking the same thing. Tragedy seems to follow her everywhere she goes
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no shit! that was my first thought when I read that post.
"None of your fucking business. If she wants to share their names, then fine.
Don't tell me you want her address, too? "
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Damn! Did you forget your medication Yaki?
t must be dangerous to live in Alaska. Putabuttin knows so many people that die in terrible accidents.
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I was thinking the same thing. Tragedy seems to follow her everywhere she goes
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no shit! that was my first thought when I read that post.
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So true! The first thing I did when I opened that post was to check the date because I was *sure* it was an old thread!
Holy shit, you all can knock Miss Jen's unborn child yet MaryMary's kid's names are off limits?
You are some FUCKED UP broads. And I'm as big a bitch as anyone!
Mary Mary splashes pics of her damn kids all over the place and someone dropped an F bomb over their names? Unclench please.
She is Morman so you know that have f'd up names like Sage or Dallon.
I agree with 105, you are a fucked up bitch.
This place smells of sheep! Too bad you have to conform to the blog owners subjects. Sad I tell you!
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