I do not understand how she broke her leg the way that Lauren explains.
Most likely the kid was riding improperly in the cart.
Who knows if Lauren herself is making it up, or if it's the crackhead mother who tried to sell Lauren that story, but I call BS.
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first bitches, accident my ass
My first thought was BS, too. It doesn't really make sense. It's pretty sad when a child is better of with Lauren than her parents...
Totally bs. But Lauren doesn't like the mom so she would be all over it if its the mom that's bullshitting.
Like I said, I am not a parent, but when it comes to spiritual issues, I am Hard Core, baby
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MsMariah is scary
There's no way that "accident" happened the way L'Urine says it did unless Jackie weighs 75+ pounds. If she was sitting in the cart properly and being pushed downhill like granny thundercunt claims, there's no way the cart tipped down on the seat end unless that child was way, way too heavy to be sitting in the cart in the first place.
My bet is that the kid was not sitting in the cart properly. Most shopping cart injuries are from not using it properly.
Like I said, I am not a parent, but when it comes to spiritual issues, I am Hard Core, baby
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WTF does that even mean? Does it have to be read in context? If so, link please?
I posted about the broken leg thing on the last thread. It just sounds weird. I think the crack head mother was letting the kid ride buck shot in the shopping cart. I thought Lauren had custody of the kid because of the crack head mother.
Has Tank Top always been this annoying? She can't find panties, she is *anti-procedure* and had to be talked into getting a D&C to check a mass in her hoo-ha, she leaves her dog in a crate all day and can't understand why the damn thing chews thru crate and she doesn't want to pull a dingleberry off the dog's butt.
I just want to smother her with a pillow and put her out of her f*cking misery. Dayummmmmmmmm
The lowlife mother knows that Lauren is an attorney so of course she's going to say she was sitting properly in the front rather than standing inside the cart.
Who the hell gives a child that they care about back to a crackhead mother?
If she felt strongly enough to get guardianship of the kid, why would she give it back without some serious evidence of change for the better?
There is no possible way that child could have broken her leg the way Lauren says she did. None.
did anyone check this little gem from tracyfl on peabays's thread?
"The person I'd like to date would look good just shaving it all off - but i'm not thinking he'd buy it either! LOL!!
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WTF? That woman doesn't have any business dating.
Lauren's lifestyle was too inconvenienced when she had custody, so she let that baby go back to the lunatic mom.
Lauren must be so proud of her POS son, too.
I would guess Jackie was standing/riding on the rear bottom rail of the shopping cart & holding the handle & leaned back far enough to tip the cart backwards. I used to let my kid do that until he almost tipped one over on us. I didn't think he could but if you get the angle just right you can tip a loaded cart. Sorry she is hurt but I bet she was not riding in the cart safely. & it would have been all my fault if my kid had been hurt, glad we didn't have to learn that lesson the hard way. :(
What is the deal with Lauren's kids? The Daughter doesn't talk to her and the son is a drug addict?
Wow! MsMariah seems to be an expert in everything! All education matters, spiritual issues, running (according to her blog)... It must be something. Being so knowledgable about EVERYTHING. I wonder if she gets tired listening to her own thoughts all the time, because I sure get tired reading her twopeas posts!!!!
I posted this on the last thread. It was the last reply, so I'll just c&p for my fellow bitches. MsMariah psycho link:
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In addition to being the only person in the world to graduate from college, MsMariah the freak is now a spiritual counselor. She's been one for over 20 years, you know.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3070278
Fuck. If I had to be counseled by her, I'd throw myself in front of a bus.
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Loved Yubon's reply. LMAO!
Wow! So obviously bichempea's pregnancy hormones have not kicked in yet?I think the billboard is in poor taste, especially "to die for"! Now we don't all have to be pearl clutchers, but really a is bit of tact or compassion asking too much.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3070506
#17 - There is no reply by Yubon. Maybe deleted? What did it say?
Can you imaging Ms.Mariah and Cycworker getting together. A nightmare in the making. They both know everything about everything.
Oh GOD 19. I am getting the chills just thinking about it. A room full of know it all whackos. AHHHHHHHHH!
I came to post the second TracyFL thread about her kids having colds.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3070647&org_post_to_fb=&post_to_fb=
She whines non-stop. About everything. She is one of those posters who always drag their downer shit into every thread, regardless of topic.
"What did you eat for dinner tonight?"
TracyFl: Well, the kids are sick. I WANT TO BE DONE. I tried to make them something, but my X didn't send the child support. Not that I could have turned on the stove, because the gas is getting shut off. SIGH. At least I can pea on my iPad."
:P
I agree 18. Biochemicpea is so wierd.
19, add Cami to that list and it's a perfect storm.
I like Cami.
Yeah, she is a total know it all. At least (unlike cycworker and MsNutter) she is pretty right on, and seems to have some real world experience to back it up. Not all of the time, 'cause Cami can come up with some whack shit, but some of the time.
I usually just shake my head when MsMariah and cycworker add some dumb ass reply. Cami can at least made good conversation and connections. The other two are out in left field.
Can you imagine a room with MKM, TracyFL, Pink whoever (the one whining about divorce) and Yubon?
I'd pay to see THAT.
Cami can suck it not only is she a know it all but a complete downer too. No matter the subject whatever she says is like peeing in cheerios, never anything positive just oh yeah btdt and my experience was totally worse.
It looks like Cami found the blog! Hi Cami!
She posted on the previous post here too, about how much she likes herself.
She is a total downer, every time anyone mentions any topic, now matter what it is, Cami has to come in and giver her negative view on it.
Cami is the poster child for *FUN SUCKER*
Biochempea...Ashley is just the WEIRDEST frickin' person I have ever come across. Her brain must not function like a normal person. It seems like she has no emotions whatsoever. She takes everything literally. She is like a robot-cyborg-automatron-straight out of Blade Runner type being. Weird doesn't being to describe her.
Nope! I am 23, and I am definitely NOT Cami. I have agreed with what she has to say, and more than once.
I read cycworker or MsMariah's posts when I want to laugh. They are complete whackos.
LOL, 28. I have thought the same thing when I see her post.
I swear avedadiva has the most fucked up white trash life I have ever heard of.
If it's real, that is. Here is her latest installment of the drama that is her existence:
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3070712
Biochempea thinks like a scientist. With logic. It's part of who she is and it permeates every area of her life. I find her meticulousness refreshing. She forces people to articulate their thoughts and reasoning precisely and often exposes people for the reactionary illogical wackjobs they are. She's dealing with people who think Jesus tells them to keep the table and who ask people to pray over lost suitcases and tumor-riddled terminally ill 15 year old dogs.
It's fun to watch her pick apart the crazies without getting ruffled.
32-hahahaha!! You are funny, aren't you? Biochempea is missing the brain cells that deal with emotion. Could you imagine being her husband, her child, her friend? I would blow myself up after being with her for less than an hour. She would get along just fine with Mr. Spock from Star Trek but that is about it. She doesn't have an abstract or imaginative thought in her logic rattled brain.
LOL @ #32 trying to sound intelligent.
And FWIW, I like Biochempea.
I don't think she lacks emotion. I think she deals with the nut jobs on two peas without it. Sometimes I think she does it on purpose just to get them all worked up. Then they self-implode because they can't deal with someone who doesn't get outwardly upset when they make incendiary comments. I've seen her go head to head with people like Lauren and it's like watching the eye of a hurricane. No matter how lathered up her opponent gets, Ashley just calmly picks their arguments apart one statement at a time. Fascinating.
We need the Spocks more than we need the Bones, that's for damn sure.
"We need the Spocks more than we need the Bones, that's for damn sure."
What the fuck does that even mean?
I think #35 is saying Biochempea is like Temperance Brennan (Bones) from the TV show...lacking in human emotion...
It means we need people who can think rationally more than we need people who fly off the handle and make decisions predicated on their emotions.
Example 1: parents who worry constantly about their kids getting snatched off the street by a stranger but don't make those same kids wear bike helmets or get diptheria vaccines.
Example 2: government officials who spend billions ineffectively preventing terrorists from attacking airplanes while ignoring the dangers inherent in the unsecured domestic food supply.
The Spocks in the world can step back and rationally examine the relative risks of things and apply money where it actually helps instead of where it is emotionally soothing.
Sorry if you didn't get my supremely geeky pop culture reference. You have my pity.
32, I was with you until you posted this:
tumor-riddled terminally ill 15 year old dogs.
Have a heart, really. 15 years is a long time to have a dog, and a hard loss. I lost my 14 year old dog last year and still miss him.
Praying over a table. Ummm... She's jut nuts.
"It means we need people who can think rationally more than we need people who fly off the handle and make decisions predicated on their emotions."
Crap - but somewhere in the middle would be a refreshing change. Not as interesting, obviously, and a little too practical for the Pod (or here, it would seem).
I'm sure I remember a time when Biochempea seemed sort of normal. Not any more. Even scientists more than often have a sympathetic/empathetic bone in their body. I am sure she's doing it to make a point/get a reaction and so I don't reply to her version of fucked up.
Ohhhhh....someone has a hard on and a total girl crush on old Ashley. We have a carpet muncher that geeks out on science nerds in our midst. Hide your Star Trek VHS tapes girls!!
You can write five more paragraphs explaining it, but it still doesn't make any sense.
You compared two fictional characters who are both known for being rational and logical, and said we needed one more that the other.
I got the pop culture reference just fine.
fuck typos! that = than
It is selfish to ask people to pray for your terminally ill dog. Better to ask for people to pray you find the strength to do the right thing and have the dog euthanized. Why make a dog suffer because you can't think rationally about his true condition and obvious suffering?
I'm not talking about heartlessly putting a dog down without emotion about the loss. I'm talking about keeping him alive too long because you're being a big fucking baby about it instead of doing what makes sense and is most kind to the dog.
Bones is Bones from Star Trek. The doctor who was always flipping out and was the illogical foil to always logical Mr. Spock. Yes, you totally missed the pop culture reference.
#37 here...
"You compared two fictional characters who are both known for being rational and logical, and said we needed one more that the other."
ITA, even though I got the Bones reference, I was confused as to why one is better over the other when they are essentially very similar.
He's dead, Jim.
I had the wrong Bones, as did others.
FWIW - I agree with you/32 AND #28, even though you don't agree with each other.
I'd like to punch AnnaBanana in the neck.
I'd like to punch AnnaBanana in the neck
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Any reason why? Link?
No link. She's just been one of the first posters in almost every thread I've opened, and she seems pretty pissy lately.
19, add Cami to that list and it's a perfect storm.
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heh, it WOULD be the perfect storm- of unbearable know it alls.
The Star Trek references? Spock? Ok, most people know enough about him to get a reference. Bones? Star Trek Bones?? Hardly pop culture, unless you're gamerbabe (puke) or 50+. Ok, so maybe Bones could be grandma pop culture.
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make that "unbearable know it all ASSHATS"
aww... 51.. made you didn't get the reference the first time and then made an ass of yourself?
I got it without any wee lil' help. I am neither gamerbabe or over 50. And who the fuck doesn't know "Dammit Jim, I'm doctor, not a _____________"
(the _______ means "fill in the blank" if you didn't understand)
53-amazing how someone is so flexible they can bend over and kiss their own ass!! Aren't you special (said in my best Church Lady voice)
Life. Get one.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3066293
Those valentine hearts make me want to vomit. I can't believe they want them chalky. GAG.
I don't mind Biochempea. She is a little socially inept but I agree with the others who say they appreciate her logical arguments.
Is Miss Jen going to post updates on her baby every two weeks? She's clearly so much more important that all those other women throughout history who have given birth.
AnnaBanana who took her kid out of school to homeschool him because he didn't have any friends at school. Now we're paying for him to go to nursing school.
Sammel/Old Pea New Name is going to bust a vein over the Wisconsin situation before the week is through.
Taxpayer dollars are ok for AnnaBanana, just not anyone else. She's conservative after all.
Had to put Leftturn on ignore again. Her incessant filler postings are more annoying than the gamethread filler. Wish they would both fade out like the old birthday threads.
Leftturn has diarrhea of the mouth.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3070756
Why would you feel the need to share that your dh is selling(sharing) weed?
I don't mind Miss Jen's baby pictures...
Poor baby has a bad case of baby acne though.
I guess we know how she is funding her separate cake kitchen! LOL!
That cake chic is a weirdo for sure. Like we care your pothead husband is using your kitchen scale to portion out the stash?
And, he is totally bullshitting you about not selling it. Either she is lying or she is just that stoopid and eats the pot brownies he sells.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3070719
These are the pictures I'm sick of. No, I don't want to see cheer pictures.
I don't even click on her threads and I'm sick of them.
Oh you KNOW she knows that he's selling it. Of course she does, why else did she call her DH TWICE to ask him where the scale was?
Tanktop used to be a popular person on another scrap board. She left there shortly after her best friend's daughter passed away and she felt people were stalking her. She used to post stupid crap over there and everyone fawned over her and treated her like a queen. She's not a bad person, but she sure as hell is annoying.
And who the hell tells a message board their husband is selling drugs? WTF?
I had to put lefty on ignore months ago. I just couldn't take her manic, multiple posts on every damn thread. I liked the results so much that I've just left her on ignore. Peasbehind is now on the fast track for the ignore button as well. Jeebus, she's like lefty's long lost twin. They just won't ever STFU.
lol dumbass cake diva, srly, who goes on a message board and tells the world her DH "shares" cough sells weed. What a total dumbass.
Somebody tell Esister, who likes to laugh at Michelle Obama being "overweight," that we can see her avatar. She's pretty damn big herself.
Lauren needs to shut her obese ass up on the Michelle Obama thread. She is in NO position to judge what anyone else is eating. She probably wishes she could figure out a way to make some ribs into a milkshake.
Yes, Lauren with that ugly fatass daughter of hers has a lot of nerve. If she loses weight she'll still be fucking ugly as hell. Her dimwit son was bragging about doing crack and heroin right on his myspace page.
69 - same here. I don't even open her threads. Does she have anything else to say other than to post cheer pictures??
Cake Diva- What an idiot!!!! Way to go marketing your business!! Well except if your target market is pot heads, then they could get the pot and something to satisfy their munchies at the same place.
Biochempea- I get that she is a scientist, but she is devoid of any emotion. She is the other extreme of the whacked out crazies on the board, some well balanced peas would be nice though improbable...I have visions of her giving birth all calm and collected, getting off the bed, changing and going home all businesslike. I cannot imagine her fawning over her newborn, it doesn't mesh with her persona on the board.
I see she has some atheist link in her siggie, am I wrong in thinking she had some Buddhist leanings a couple of years ago?
what up with kelpea's really bitchy response (further down) on the Rush thread??! "you're new here, you don't know that I'm a anglophile". WTH is that supposed to mean - I mean, I know what it means, lol. But who gives a shit?
I guess kelpea wants everyone to know she knows fancy words. Most people would have said I like the Beatles too.
Is all this hate for Ashley just coming from the offensive billboard thread?
"Anglophile" is a "fancy" word?
Holy fucking shit - this place is full of philistines.
81-no, the Ashley crap is coming from a few years of reading her non-emotional crap or seeing her act like a robot instead of a human with feelings. She is so annoying. The billboard thread and her complete lack of human compassion was just another link in the chain.
I have been around 2Peas for over 8 years and I don't even know who the fuck kelpea is. She honestly thinks really highly of herself that people would even know who she is.
What makes her an Anglophile? She buys tea at Walmart and some biscuits at the local Cost Plus World Market? Come down off your high horse honey.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3070948
Oh sweet buttery Jeebus, is StaphInfection pregnant? Please say it isn't so.
Feel better about your self 82 by calling someone a philistine for thinking anglophile is a fancy word?
Most people in discussing Beatles lyrics would say I like the Beatles. Not I'm an anglophile. Kelpea is pretentious and so are you.
Uh, 86? It was a joke.
So, not only are you a philistine, you are totally devoid of humour.
I bet Ashley posted that comment #87....harharharhar!!!
Went back and read the Kelpea comment. It was bitchy, but in response to some dumb pea who helpfully let the board know that "Michelle Ma Belle" was a Beatles song.
Kelpea should have stuck with a simple "No shit, Sherlock."
But then the same Pea would probably have gotten excited and shared that Sherlock was really based on a character named Sherlock Holmes, and he was British too!!!!!eleventy!!!
I don't get the StephDrebel hate? I've been around for a few years and I've never noticed anything rude about her, she seems nice enough.
Is it because she sells sex toys? Are there that many prudish people who can't handle that?
I agree, 90. I like Steph and think she seems like a nice girl.
Steph used to be a regular poster on the board for many years then she started to sell dildos and lubricants. Her posts then became nothing but adverts for said dildos and lubricants and info on how to become part of her "team". It was annoying to say the least. She disappeared for a bit but is back now.
Before the dildos, she was supposed to be in nursing school. Not sure what happened with that. Maybe hawking vibes makes more than doing IV's?
People used to bag on Steph because she freely admitted she lived in a trailer, was never married to her sons' father, had no money at all, and just sort of rocked her own white trashiness. There was a lot of Springeresque family drama with the kids' dad and family and she moved several times into a series of shitty apartments/houses. And her son's hair was really long so a few peas got their jollies by criticizing her parenting over that. She worked in a daycare for awhile, then went back to school, now she is selling sex toys. I like her; she's a sweet girl. I think some of the peas just like having someone they know is poorer to abuse.
Am I seeing things, or do we really have 3 pages of Peas (who are shaped like Peas and not like the people who eat them) alleging that the first lady is fat? Seriously. They have been hanging out with mr. cakediva, haven't they?
Michelle could kick all their fat asses.
I'm with you, 93. She's honest about herself; she's funny and I think she's a good person. You can't insult her by calling her fat or white trash because she's the first person to call herself that.
I agree with you #96, I like Steph, she doesn't take herself seriously, she's funny, and seems like a good mom with a good head on her shoulders.
Peas that are shaped like Peas-LOVE IT!!!
Phrase hatred of the day: BD (baby dance)
Fucking drives me insane. Not to mention, if you don't want any more kids why not take care of things permanently? I can't imagine DH and I using condoms in our 40's.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3071014
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3070819
Thistleivy has been on 13 Disney cruises, even though she "doesn't do sun, or water" and doesn't have little kids. Odd.
I would have never guessed that BD is Baby Dance??? Who the fuck came up with that lame code?!
I thought we were all adults, we can't say "DH and I had sex" or "Made Love"? We have to say Baby Dance?!
101-I know. Baby Dance just makes me want to vomit on my shoes. Baby Dust is another annoying as fuck term the crazies use too.
Those trying to conceive freaks don't have sex, bump uglies, frig, farg, fuck or get busy because they are wanting to conceive their special, perfect, wonderful babeeeeeeeeeeeee because life ain't worth living if you don't produce.
Sylvia's comment on the Michelle thread was pretty vile, even for her.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3071047
Some of the peas are so weird about having repairmen in their homes. They won't answer doors or phones. So paranoid.
because we all know that men want to rape them in their homes because they are all so hawt!!
EWW EWW EWW BD = Baby Dance. I never in a million years would have come up with that. I was wracking my brain trying to figure out what she meant by BD. I came up with Bed Down, Bouncy Dance, and Bad Doggy. I agree its totally STUPID
Lauren started that anglophile shit. So fitting.
I thought BD= Big Dirty. LOL
Baby Dance is generally referenced on boards when women WANT a baby - not when you just have sex. It's for the TTC community and the rest of us avoid the phrase for obvious reasons! They think it's cute. I think it makes me want to vomit WITHOUT the whole morning sickness crap.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3070859&pg=3
I call BS on SabrinaM (scroll down to 1:07pm). If she and her family had been eating that way "for YEARS" she wouldn't have needed a gastric bypass. Nor would she have to worry about her daughter's BMI.
LOL, 110! And she sits there talking about how nothing could deter her from eating a healthy diet. Fuck me.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3070986&pg=2
Oh please! The question was what was your neighbor's dog name when you were growing up.
No one was asked to tell a made up story that makes you feel better about yourself! Treelover said her in-laws neighbor's dog (got all that?) knocked the governor into her in-laws pool at at cocktail party.
I wonder if they were serving achingly sharp cheddar cheese at the cocktail party??
What do you bet treelover lives in a single-wide trailer and the only connection she or her family has with the governor is his signature on her welfare check?
Treelover is a joke.
Tree lover is the trashiest pea in the pod. Even if she has the money she implies she does, she has no class.
She lacks basic grammar skills and is HS educated at best.
That place is nuts. I'm getting tired of all the threads where you know the OP is only telling half the story and then the responders totally get their panties twisted - all the "I'm livid for you" posts when you just know that you are only getting a sanitized version of events from the OP.
If the place wasn't so damn amusing sometimes, I think I would just shake my head and mutter to myself as I wandered off
Treelover is the biggest phony at the pod.
I bet Sabrina thinks everyone has forgotten that she was an obese fatty and needed surgery. But, she has always eaten this way!!
And we all know how many awesome coupons there are for healthy, fresh, wholesome food!
Does anyone have a link to VizslaGirl's picture? I want to see the perfect body of someone who thinks Michelle Obama is fat and out of shape.
Treelover
I don't remember mine, but DH and his family tell stories of Chauncey the Golden from the next home down their road that would bound over the wall that defined the property lines, run straight for the back and dive into the pool any chance he got, often banging into people around the pool in his quest for the water.
That is the longest sentence I think I have ever seen!
Treelover is irritating. On the wood floor thread a couple of days ago *GAH*
Rambling on about her silk area rugs, travertine, marble and acid washed concrete.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3070563
I wonder why no one in the pod ever calls treelover on her over top postings.
Treelover is a nut. I know and grew up with people who live like she claims to (not me, I am pretty firmly middle class - no silk areas for my poor ass, LOL) and not one of them ever brags like she does.
Remember that old saying? Something like "he who brags about it the most, does it the least"
I remember it in HS about guys bragging about sex, LOL. It does ring true with Treelover, though. I agree with the poster above. I bet she is holed up in a single wide with an amazing imagination.
Otherwise, I bet she would be pulling a Keriwest. Pics that are showing off and braggy, but thinly veiled as part of the conversation.
I don't want to go find it, but I remember Jerzeygirl smacking Treelover in a thread a few months ago. I wish I saved it, it was funny!
When Ashley is made fun of here, I think its Lauren.
Wouldn't surprise me, 126.
NO-when Ashley is made fun of it is not Lauren. Jeezus, why do some of you morons think Lauren is the only bitch at the Pod. Get over yourselves.
I originally posted about Ashley and I am definitely not Lauren. I find Ashley to be robotic, apparently other people do to. Maybe Lauren has commented on her on this blog, but for what it's worth, I can guarantee she is not the only one.
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