Sunday, February 13, 2011

Space.

Space for my bitches.

Smack on!

134 comments:

Anonymous said...

First! Yay!

Anonymous said...

Who was EdgyCoolness? She annoys me, and I want to know if she annoyed me before. LOL!

Anonymous said...

Edgycoolness reminds me of Jrenae. Like it's who she'd want to be if just wasn't stuck in that Mormon thing.

Anonymous said...

I think she's gotten crazier since she changed her name. I can't remember what it was before. e-something. Not esister because that's the one doing the gang thing in her avatar.

Anonymous said...

edgycoolness= esinger

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3068107

uh huh. SURE it's for your "friend".

Just shave your noonie already.

Anonymous said...

Was it edgycoolness who got given that name by another Pea sometime last year? Someone like BF?

Anonymous said...

Edgycoolness is about to troll. I am curious who it was before too.

Anonymous said...

Doh! I am #8.

It was supposed to read: Edgycoolness is thisclose to troll.

Anonymous said...

Post here if you are a fatass!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3068151

Anonymous said...

cucumber salad RECIPE???? Would that not be SALAD with CUCUMBER? Or am I missing something profound? Such as salad with cucumber and something way out there, such as, hey, chicken?? Just to really mix it up!

Anonymous said...

Cucumber salad is actually pretty good and there is a recipe. I know since I make it often. It's different than a normal salad and doesn't contain lettuce.

Anonymous said...

Why don't these dumbasses just google the recipe? You can find tons of recipes on the internet. Geeze, allrecipes is a doh too.

Anonymous said...

"esinger", oh yeah, that's it.

Anonymous said...

Yep, edgycoolness used to "bitter pill" esinger. Total nutjob.

Anonymous said...

Was esinger the one who had an abusive boyfriend or husband or father or something? I remember she always seems to have some drama or post tramatic stress thing going on.

Anonymous said...

You know 13 I wonder that about a lot of the peas posts, it's like in their world they've never heard of google.

I also am amazed by what to get (insert person and age here) gift questions. Are you really that stupid that you can't handle buying someone a gift?

How the peas ever survived before finding the pod I just don't know.

Anonymous said...

CamiCar is so effin' over the top sometimes:
"I liken it to when a new male lion takes over the pride and kills the cubs sired by his predecesor"

Really??? Really?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3068352

Anonymous said...

I really dislike camicar and her Adam Lambert signature, but mostly just her.

Anonymous said...

lol hey 18 guess we were reading the same thread

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3068162

Does this seem a little odd to anyone? The kid is so afraid of her dad she can't live with her mom?

Anonymous said...

21-yes, something isn't all there about this story. Weirdness......

Anonymous said...

How does one grow up on elevator music? What a bunch of dorks!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3068225

Anonymous said...

Can someone PLEASE tell me who is TC's stalker....I have been out of the loop for a while, and can't find it anywhere....and yes, I have tried google!

Anonymous said...

First you have to tell us who TC is?

Anonymous said...

A linky might help 24??? Cuz I have no clue what your talking about.

Anonymous said...

Teresa Collins

Anonymous said...

But did you try swagbucks 24?

Anonymous said...

Wasn't the whole Theresa Collins thing a really long time ago? Has something new happened? I haven't heard a thing, and I'm not sure I even remember what it was all about in the first place

Anonymous said...

Elevator music was alive and well in the 70's especially the early 70's. If your mom was a dork like mine and didn't listen to rock or pop, you got exposed to lots of instrumental music. Hell, there was more than one station in our big urban area that played nothing.but.elevator.music at all times. Gah. At least Herb Alpert's music had a bit of pep, but those Dating Game reruns I watched as a kid kind of ruined some of his songs for me forever.

Anonymous said...

hummmm not much smack on, is there another blog somewhere I should be reading?

Anonymous said...

I think it's too early for some smack. It's only Monday.

Anonymous said...

Thank god my mom hated everything about the 70's. We listened mostly to 60's music and everything else before then. My mom didn't go for the fugly 70's decor or furniture either. Everything in my bedroom was mostly from the 50's.

Anonymous said...

The Teresa Collins stalker drama is all in her head, manufactured. She thought some other scrapper was following her around and copying all of her work. The "stalker" told her to F-off on her blog or something. Who the F would want to stalk HER? She's an infamous copy cat herself!

Anonymous said...

Kim M BUSTED!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/14/shawna-forde-convicted_n_823206.html

Anonymous said...

What does Kim M busted mean? Its a sad story but I'm confused.

Anonymous said...

Holy shit, how have I never heard about that story before? I hope they fry her.

Anonymous said...

Was that psycho a pea?

Anonymous said...

What's the story with Filet O Mich? Has she always been a snarky bitch?

Wow! Pea smack poetry.

Anonymous said...

Was that psycho a pea?
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Not a Pea. I hope! I think 35 was equating KimM and her anti-immigrant fervor with this murderer.

Anonymous said...

Kim has always came across as a pea that tries too hard.

Anonymous said...

meh, a lot of people are anti immigrant, I should say anti illegal, that doesn't mean they would go around busting into houses and killing people. Shawna Forde is a nut and I hope she rots in prison but that doesn't mean I'm all for giving illegals a pass.

Anonymous said...

Has baked alaska always been nutty, or just a bitch?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3068929

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking baked alaska is a nutty bitch. Yet another pea I'm glad I don't know.

Anonymous said...

Has baked alaska always been nutty, or just a bitch?
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Both. Her post history shows lots of bitchiness, with some weirdness sprinkled throughout.

I'd bet money that it's HER child that is the one needing help with social skills, and she just can't deal with it.

Her poor kids. She's sounds like a bitch of gigantic proportions.

Anonymous said...

Guess what? Looks like Ashley Nickhole was just a big obese fatty like the rest of the Peas. She was on Medifast (one step down from obese surgery) and lost 80lbs. Now she is on Weight Watchers and wants to lose another 30lbs. 110 pounds...WOW her and Lauren do have alot in common.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3068950

Anonymous said...

On the pics of Kerri's DD:

OH LORD, that second one from the bottom (where she's looking over her shoulder) is scary as fuck. She looks insane.

Anonymous said...

47-I totally agree, she looks maniacal. I am not impressed with her, the photos or the dress. They look over the top cheesy and kinda Playboy hoochie mama looking. I have seen better dresses on Say Yes to the Dress.

Keri is what one would call a bourgeoise whore. New money, no class and no idea how to behave beyond her Texas over the top upbringing that thinks the higher the hair, longer the nails and more jewelry that you can shake a stick at equals class darlinggggggg. Tacky, tacky, tacky.

Anonymous said...

I thought the photo or her laying on the steps was weird, also crime scene like. Not my taste.

I'll admit I wish I had money, new or old it sure would make life easier.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3068843

Who gives a fuck how many spaces after a period? Geeze and I thought I didn't have a life.

Anonymous said...

I thought those bridal portraits were a bit odd. I agree with the hoochie mama assessment. She just looks cheap and tawdry.

I also think the dress was very . . . different. Strange different.

The girl had potential, but she's way too cheap and brassy looking. Total fail.

Anonymous said...

I can't get over the fact that KeriWest's daughter looks like she's in her mid 30s. She's not really that old, is she?

Anonymous said...

Looks like Ashley Nickhole was just a big obese fatty like the rest of the Peas. She was on Medifast (one step down from obese surgery) and lost 80lbs. Now she is on Weight Watchers and wants to lose another 30lbs. 110 pounds...WOW her and Lauren do have alot in common.
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This was never a secret. The pictures that were posted over at the MeatBlog clearly showed that she was a very hefty girl.

But more power to her for losing that much weight. And she didn't take the easy way out like L'Urine did.

Anonymous said...

anyone still got the pictures from the meatblog of AN? Surprised none of the drones at the Pod has asked for before and after pics.

Anonymous said...

is the bukkit broken? can't get the damn page to load.

Anonymous said...

KeriWest's daughter needs her teeth filed. She looks snaggle toothed from the side. She's another one of those average looking blonds that think they're beautiful just because they have blond hair. The only thing I find striking about her is that she looks old. Black and white photography doesn't hide the sun damage.

Anonymous said...

I just realized that Marissa's pics remind me of a desperate contestant on the Bachelor.

Especially the last pic. Yeesh.

Anonymous said...

I think Marissa would be prettier if she weren't so tan. She looks like an oompa loompa she is so orange. It makes her look older than she is. She is a pretty gal, tho

Anonymous said...

Marissa looks like a well-groomed 36-39 year old.

What was KeriWest talking about with the Yubon comment? There was no Yubon comment on that thread.

Anonymous said...

i can't get into the bucket either. anyone else having issues?

Anonymous said...

I thought everyone already knew Ashley was a fattie?

Anonymous said...

60 - I'm having issues too. Lots of double clicking just to get pages to reload.

Anonymous said...

The sass is back! Embrace the crazy.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3068971

Anonymous said...

Sass has been having issues with that kid ever since she adopted her. Poor kid probably couldn't wait to get away from the crazy and find her birth family. Can ya blame her???

Anonymous said...

Anyone else shuddering at the thought of mcStef66 in a thong?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3068895

Anonymous said...

OMG, ENOUGH of the baby name threads already! FFS!

Anonymous said...

*ppsssssttt* Sass- maybe it's YOU

Anonymous said...

No kidding, 67. I'd want out too.

Anonymous said...

peasful slides in a brag on the d/l

"Such are the burdens of the privileged.

My husband gets his bonus this week. The money that will come out of it is equivalent to the national median income."

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3068769

Anonymous said...

How fucking gauche to talk about how much he makes. Especially in the same week where the Dave Ramsey peas talk about living on less than $5000 a month. Klassy with a K, peasful.

If you have money no one should really know that.

Anonymous said...

No shit #70. They should try living on and raising kids on less that 2K a month. That's what we net from DH's unemployment.

They'd have no clue how to make it.

Anonymous said...

lol burden's of the privileged, what a dipshit, most definitely klassy. Just show money can't buy brains.

Anonymous said...

haha traceysfl can't run cuz her treadmill is broke, guess shes never heard of going outside. Maybe to a school track. What a dumbass.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3069169

Anonymous said...

And she didn't take the easy way out like L'Urine did.
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Weight loss surgery is NOT the easy way out!I get SO tired of hearing people say that!! If it was so easy, why doesn't EVERYONE who is overweight have it done?? Like Cecelia, 4Hmember or whatever..she would definitely benefit from gastric bypass surgery. She's a heart attack waiting to happen!

Once you stop that medifast bullshit diet, the weight usually comes back on.. So Unless you know what you are talking about, Shut the fuck up!

Anonymous said...

OMG, ENOUGH of the baby name threads already! FFS!
_______________

No shit! Imagine the kid asking how he was named..."Well, Freydis, I asked a bunch of strangers on the internet for ideas and they came up with the BEST names evah!"

Anonymous said...

You forgot Freydis is pronounced NannnC

Anonymous said...

Once you stop that medifast bullshit diet, the weight usually comes back on..

* * * * * * * *

As it does for a large percentage of gastric surgery patients. "Make my stomach smaller so I can't eat large portions". Yeah, that's the solution. Take some fucking responsibility for the shit you're shoveling into your face instead of looking for a quick fix.

Anonymous said...

Oh goody gimmecandy is joining mkm and traceyfl in the divorce wars. Can't wait to hear every little detail of her sad tale.

Anonymous said...

Gimmecandy is a dumb bitch, so her dd pukes over the stress of visiting with her father, kid has doc appt and somehow gimmecandy can't remember to tell doc the family is going through a divorce. And of course exDH has a "fugly" new gf, I'm guessing gimme is no prize pig herself.

Anonymous said...

Gimme posted pics of the family around the holidays. She is a big one.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3069200

yeah I got nothing better to do then price out your vacation, what a douche

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3069137

Angievp-spinster that lives with her spinster sisters and takes care of her mean old granny? wants to know if we like the fugly ass pin that costs 550 bucks from Tiffany? Seriously? just because it comes in a blue box does not mean it is stylish or worth the money. this chick needs to pull her head outta her ass and come back to earth. with money bags like that, you would think she could have bought a husband by now. Oh yeah, didn't she say she doesn't like sex? maybe she coulda bought a wife by now.

Anonymous said...

Everything that Sass has posted about that poor girl these last years would lead an observer to conclude that she hated her daughter. Just hated her. Sass has blamed her for having mental issues (prob biological), any family friction was laid at the girl's feet, Sass also has made comments that the girl was responsible for marital discord.

And now she's crying and whining to the Peas, while not allowing her daughter have the privilege of her own grief. What a narcissist. The few Peas who tell her to calm down and suck it up are rebuffed by Sass. ("What about how I FEEL?") Geez, how old is she?

That poor girl must have felt so alone in this world the past ten or so years. Sass may have provided a roof and clothing, but there's no love there, no nurturing, no guidance--just harsh judgement and scorekeeping.

Anonymous said...

"Oh yeah, didn't she say she doesn't like sex?"

I thought she actually said she was a virgin.

Anonymous said...

Was she the virgin that said sex was supposed to be a beautiful expression of love and devotion each and every time and it was wrong to have sex with your husband just because you are horny? Or was that the other virgin?

Anonymous said...

How many virgins does 2Peas have?

Anonymous said...

AngieVP and Cyworker are the ones I know of. I don't really keep a spreadsheet of their sex lives but I do know there are a few who are well into their thirties and have never had sex. They get high fives from the peas for "sticking to their values" but I think it's really sad that they are well into their adult lives and have never experienced sexual intimacy.

Anonymous said...

More then a nunnery I'm sure 86.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3069199

Can't believe some of the answers on the writermom fedex dog bite thread.

The dog bites someone who walked up the drive way and its the persons fault. What a bunch of jackholes, I guess she must be a well liked pea because I think blaming the fedex woman is bullshit.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, 89, wasn't it just a few days ago that we had 3 pages of people saying "If my dog bit a child, I'd have it put down." I'd love a cross reference on that. If you want a guard dog, fine. But, you can't let a guard dog run free with only an invisible fence.

Anonymous said...

Omg peas!!!!!!!! I have a great idea! What r some of the craaaaazy baby names you have run across???????


So fucking original you ignorant slut.

Anonymous said...

I wanted to reply "ive heard lots of stupid names, most of them doled out by Peas." Dumbasses.

Anonymous said...

haha traceysfl can't run cuz her treadmill is broke, guess shes never heard of going outside. Maybe to a school track. What a dumbass.
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Her fat ass can't run outside because she doesn't have any insurance. What a bitch.

Anonymous said...

As it does for a large percentage of gastric surgery patients. "Make my stomach smaller so I can't eat large portions". Yeah, that's the solution. Take some fucking responsibility for the shit you're shoveling into your face instead of looking for a quick fix.
February 16, 2011 12:59 PM
^That^
Gstric bypass is just a cop out. Surgery to try to bypass your lack of willpower? Beyond stupid.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3069142


So cindyupnorth is posting on behalf of MKM now? ROTFLMAO!

Anonymous said...

#74 said:
So Unless you know what you are talking about, Shut the fuck up!

Calm down sweetie. Step away from the computer and puree yourself a twinkie.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3069283

Are we sure she's not asking about Libis? LOL. Who wants to do THAT update ;)

Anonymous said...

Can someone please explain to me what the crap is up with Laurelsstichery and her weird ass siggy pics?????

Anonymous said...

Athena's father is Officer "Hoppy" Hopkins from Sanford and Son.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3068626&pg=2

Anonymous said...

I thought Sass's oldest daughter ran off with her white supremacist bf? Or is that someone else?

Anonymous said...

the fugly ass pin that costs 550 bucks from Tiffany? Seriously? just because it comes in a blue box does not mean it is stylish or worth the money.

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Doesn't she post this shit a few times a year? Like "I'm buying this for my friend for her birthday/christmas/whatever, do you like it?" and then all the peas go "OMG! I want to be your friend *wink*!!one!!"

If it is the same poster, every.single.thing she has ever posted is completely fug. It's Tiffany, but some tacky ass shit. I laughed on the last few! It's true...just because it comes in a blue box does not make it Klassy.

Anonymous said...

The smack has died down, and I am bored to shit. Come on, blog bitches! I need entertainment. =)

Anonymous said...

WTF?
Nothing worse than dumb fucks who post 'I'm bored, entertain me"
Go entertain yourself, get a hobby, or get a life. Or here's a radical thought post something useful yourself.
The world is not here to entertain you at your command.
Grow the hell up, or back to the pod with the other sheep who can't rustle up a connecting thought between them.

Anonymous said...

I hope Pennyring read this:

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3069297

Anonymous said...

Wow #102! Forget your lithium today? LOL

Anonymous said...

Wow#104! Forget how to think for yourself today?LOL

Sick of the same idiots posting their drivel here as well as on the pod.
This is NOT a duplicate of the pod where the same drivel should posted, otherwise what exactly is the point?

This is where the smart people make fun of the dumb people, but if the dumb people who *think* they are being smart (because they are too dumb to know better) start posting here as well then it fucks it up for everyone.

Anonymous said...

104 here.

Huh? What are you talking about? I wasn't the person who posted that. You just seem slightly rabid this morning. Last time I checked, any idiot can post anything at either place. You don't need a fucking PhD to post at a 2 peas smack blog. LMAO!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3069233
Not sure I would have posted the hairy finger pictures.

Anonymous said...

Good fuck, MsMariah is a loon. Here is another epic length post about her friend not caring about her graduation:

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3069025

Anonymous said...

Yeah MsMariahs kind of weird about the grad thing, I mean really is it that big of a deal? I don't expect my friends to get all excited about everything in my life, it should mean more to MM then her friends.

Anonymous said...

Yeah 107 I would have probably left that last picture out. The dark hairs are slightly distracting.

Anonymous said...

SDevens trying to parent from beyond the grave. You can make all the lists you want but once you dead you really don't have much control over what goes on.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3069368

Anonymous said...

SDevens is a dick as confirmed by this recent post on how to have a happy marriage:- 'Build him up. Let him win. Let him be your hero...your knight...your lover'.

Anonymous said...

MsMariah is all kinds of weird and she really irritates me. It seems that whenever there is a thread even remotely about tertiary education she is all over it. I first noticed her when she was bitching about her sister at her mom's wedding. Then came the professor who is not really a professor, then the graduation thing with the friend, today it was a rant about Facebook and how people lie, now her freaking friend again!!! She always comes accross as so superior and smug, and never fails to bring up her qualifications on a regular basis. Lady you are a librarian, not a nuclear physicist! You are no more superior to anyone else on the planet, and really, I am sure you too have told the odd lie on the Internet. GET OVER YOURSELF!

Urghhh can't stand people that are so full of themselves and perceived self importance!

Anonymous said...

113, My sister is the same way as MsMariah, and she's not even done with her Bachelor's yet!

She can't have a conversation without bringing up her education credentials.

Honestly, it's a deflection for people with low self esteem who only find a sense of self worth in their education. It's sad.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3069226

Fast food as addictive as heroin? I don't think so, just another reason why your fat.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3069387

Some peas just can't let go of their childhood, and of course there was the "my parents are gone and it breaks my heart" hand slap.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, those hairy knuckles in that pic were gross. You couldn't even see the diamond in that ring. Someone should tell her to wax those knuckles.

Anonymous said...

100, I believe you are thinking of Annabella.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3069387

Once again, Cami relives her angst. And how she now knows EVERYTHING about EVERYTHING because of it.

Anonymous said...

Camicar is one of the most annoying peas, always sees things on the dark side she must be a real fun suck.

Anonymous said...

How many fucking times do we need to have the Nook-Kindle debate...christ on a cracker.

Anonymous said...

I love Cami!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3069296

Why can women not stand up for themselves? Good Lord.

Anonymous said...

Good for you 122 I won't piss on cami if she was on fire.

Anonymous said...

I was wondering why she just couldn't buy some Advil, who needs a prescription for that? If you don't like your doc change, I doubt the doc will care. In some cases I bet the peas docs would be happy if they stopped using them.

Anonymous said...

Who is Camicar married to and why is he on tv a lot?

Anonymous said...

Have you seen MsMariah's boring blog? There's finally a pic of her fatass underneath a gazillian posts about running.

Anonymous said...

You might want to link that, 127, because there is no way on god's green earth I can be bothered to start looking for that kind if crap.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone else find Kimosmon as annoying as all hell FFS does she go around licking the carpet?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3069440

Anonymous said...

Awww, the semi-annual shoes/no shoes pea debate!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3069440

Ain't that cute?

Anonymous said...

ffs is right. what a bunch of pretentious dorks with sticks up their asses. some of them are saying they would seriously tell a friend not to come back to their home if they won't remove their shoes. and the one whose dh was having a football draft..."my dh dealt with it that one night..." seriously? he cares? christ. i have beautiful hardwoods throughout my downstairs but life is for living. the comfort of your friends and guests comes before your possessions, especially a fucking floor. you know every time they say it to a guest and they turn around, the guest is rolling their eyes hahahaha

Anonymous said...

We need a decorative sign.
Welcome to our home!
Please remove your shoes and put on these fucking booties. No smoking. No drugs. No firearms.No obnoxious behavior. No whining. No talking about religion or politics. No racial slurs. No profanity. No feet on the coffee table. No drinks in living room. No cell phone use. No touching the guest towels in the bathroom. No shitting in the bathroom.

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