Friday, February 10, 2012

Space

198 comments:

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151152

How about you take some initiative and not depend on anonymous strangers to guide your decisions?

Anonymous said...

Oh wait till the personal responsibility peas see that she gets a monthly check from the State Food Program that is appx $600.

Anonymous said...

Top 10 Woot

Anonymous said...

GAH! Don't you hate it that you just can't say "GOD THAT BABY IS UGLY?!?!" It doesn't make them a bad baby/parent. They might go on to be cute. But sometimes babies are just ugly

Anonymous said...

How about you take some initiative and not depend on anonymous strangers to guide your decisions?
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WTF I don't get these threads? There's absolutely nothing you want to buy??? Shit I have a whole list of things I'd like to buy.

Anonymous said...

4 - I just saw Beyonce's baby and the baby looked weird. Hair too pretty to be Jay-Z's child.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151210

Who are you? Thank god that countdown isn't in her siggy. Pregnancy siggies are fine, but after they are born age siggies for your kids is just too much.

Anonymous said...

You'd think the Personal Responsibility crowd would be in support of contraceptives being free as air. Prevents abortion, and god knows it saves the taxpayer infinite amounts of money vs. having and raising a baby.

Not as important as punishing those sluts w/ an unwanted child and a lifetime of poverty.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151033

jaredem is hoping to star in the next version of the Blind Side.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151213

Yep I've thought the same thing. Peabay your kid doesn't look like that anymore.

Anonymous said...

You'd think #8.

They clearly wish to turn this country into a forced-birth religious dystopian nightmare right out of Margaret Atwood.

I want to puke.

Anonymous said...

You'd think the Personal Responsibility crowd would be in support of contraceptives being free as air. Prevents abortion, and god knows it saves the taxpayer infinite amounts of money vs. having and raising a baby.

Not as important as punishing those sluts w/ an unwanted child and a lifetime of poverty.

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The thing is, these 27%ers are so far in their bubble that they have no earthly idea that they look like drooling ignorant idiots to the rest of us. These are the laughable folks who want to be all up in your reproductive business:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2c0P28cqFDY#!

I think I saw Athena in the audience.

GOP RCC said...

BURKAS FOR ALL YOU BITCHES AND SLUTS!!!!

Anonymous said...

I subscribe to the George Carlin view on the zels and their views on humanity. They fucking love people, especially while they are still in the womb. But as soon as the baby pops out, they couldn't give a fuck about you anymore. UNTIL you are old enough to enlist and go fight one of their holy wars. Then you are a fucking hero again. (Well, that's my version of Carlin.)

Anonymous said...

MOTHER OF GOD, Karl Lagerfeld commented on someone's appearance! Holy shit, a FASHION DESIGNER commented on someone's appearance?????? How dare he!!!!!

I'm sick of hearing about it. My guess is that the interviewer asked him what he thought about Adele. Then he answered. And his answer included WHAT HE THOUGHT ABOUT ADELE. End of story - give it a fucking break!!

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So true. I couldn't agree more. And I love how kikinichole is the cheerleader.

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151236
Aloha racist horse face is trying way too hard to be a popular pea.

Anonymous said...

Aloha is really annoying, as are most peas.

When I see what they post, the question I ask myself most is, "do these people not have friends they talk to in real life?" I can't imagine posting the stupid crap they do day in and day out.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3150949&org_post_to_fb=&post_to_fb=

WTH is wrong with Jade? The OP is understandably worried about her baby, and Jade thinks it's a good idea to tell the story of losing a baby to a chromosomal abnormality.

Anonymous said...

Aloha is really making her dh look like a rocket surgeon isn't she.

Anonymous said...

hahaha I bet it did squillen, I bet it did:

"The last time I stepped on the scale, it cried."

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151198

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151211

Wow talk about low self esteem, seriously it's not like you farted at dinner let it go and enjoy life.

Anonymous said...

ITA, 16. I think she's also trying to erase the memory of her racist rant about the guy from "a certain ethnic group."

Anonymous said...

Cherivall's siggie pic bugs me. It's a pic of her, her DH, and her DS and it says "Because like goes on".

I can't put my finger on it, but it rubs me the wrong way. It's like it's all about her or something.

Anonymous said...

and disrespectful to her DD

Anonymous said...

That "Obamacare" contraception thread is one big roach motel.

Anonymous said...

wtf is she supposed to do, never take a family picture again because dd overdosed? Life does go on whether you want it to or not. Would it be better if she wallowed in grief? Always pissing and moaning about it like lost in space.

Anonymous said...

Don't think Cherivall is trying to minimize the loss of her daughter. The photo has a sense of embracing what she has here and now.

Anonymous said...

26., exactly! LostInSpace was the first Pea that came to mind of what happens when you get stunted in the past.

Anonymous said...

I agree with 27. I think Cheri is trying to do the best she can. I admire the woman.

Anonymous said...

How many kids does Mapshit have? She's divorced, right?

Anonymous said...

Didn't think she had any.

Anonymous said...

30-do you mean Mapchic? Kids...Divorced?

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

MapShit is a 40 year old virgin. No kids,never been married. She is a Catholic spinster who should just throw in the towel and become a nun.

The highlight of her life was when she lived with BurningFart's spawn and they went to USO themed dances.

Anonymous said...

That "Obamacare" contraception thread is one big roach motel.

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Funny, I don't remember the wingers getting all over-the-top butt-hurt on behalf of a bunch of old white pedophiles back when half of the states passed similar laws.

Wonder why that is? Oh wait I know!!

It's because they've become addicted to outrage. To supply their ongoing butt-hurt fix, their views must become more marginal, more extreme and more absurd by the day.

Anonymous said...

So the crazy is genetic.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151275

Anonymous said...

33: Also, there wasn't a black muslin kenyan manchurian candidate thug sullying their white house.

Anonymous said...

So the crazy is genetic.

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Well. That certainly explains a lot.

Anonymous said...

I thought the same thing 34. I'm also cynical. I said the other day after her disastrous hand slap thread followed by the flopped Komen reversal outrage thread, that she would return to the pod with a "poor me" type of thread. Ha, I so knew something like this was coming.

Anonymous said...

Aloha is so pathetic and has an insatiable need for attention. Her little anecdotes are not funny or believable. Remember all those pics she posted of herself in different outfits? They were all hideous.

Anonymous said...

It's a shame that Reagan defunded the mental institutions, isn't it?

Anonymous said...

Funny, I don't remember the wingers getting all over-the-top butt-hurt on behalf of a bunch of old white pedophiles back when half of the states passed similar laws.

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Replace "old white pedophiles" with "imams" and watch them 180.

SHARIA LAW!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151318

WTF? This is a fortune?

Anonymous said...

Horse mouth's poet blouse wearing dh looks like Fabio's deformed conjoined twin scraped off like a barnacle at birth.

Anonymous said...

Now Lynloon knows what she puts us all through with her obnoxious rantings! It's official, she really is a loon.

Anonymous said...

Funny, I don't remember the wingers getting all over-the-top butt-hurt on behalf of a bunch of old white pedophiles back when half of the states passed similar laws.

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Replace "old white pedophiles" with "imams" and watch them 180.

SHARIA LAW!!!!!!!!!!

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Nailed it. "Creeping Sharia" is a major talking point/boogeyman.

And they are absolutely addicted to the butthurt outrage.

Anonymous said...

When Lynloon said her mother had Borderline Personality, that hit the mark in reflection of Lynloon's own behavior.

You know Loon doesn't restrict her crazy rages to teh internets.

Anonymous said...

It's because they've become addicted to outrage. To supply their ongoing butt-hurt fix, their views must become more marginal, more extreme and more absurd by the day.


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Next up: the war on masturbation.

Anonymous said...

How does someone with FOUR kids have so much time to talk about freaking eBay coupons?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151250

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151363

I can't decide if she's stupid or just an attention whore. Or both.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151277

I think her story sounds like attention whoring BS.

Anonymous said...

48, I think it's both, but stupidity definitely tips the scale.

She is beyond weird, and violently stupid.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151361

Why is this an "LOL"????

Anonymous said...

51, b/c jade is a peatard.

Anonymous said...

From Maureen's s/o of the sonogram thread:

Wildcatmom - "This additude makes me crazy. Who made the leap from pro-life to no symapthy for the children? I freaking teach public school. I can't count the kids I've fed, given clothing to, bought new clothing for, bought school supplies for, did homework with, you name it.

I can tell you with certainty that most of us who are prolifers DO have sympathy for children and that's one reason we are prolifers.

Don't put words in my mouth or assume you know what I think."

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Holy crap, that woman teaches school? And "additude?"

She's the Texas Typhus.

Anonymous said...

And symapthy. Texas Typhus indeed.

Anonymous said...

All the Fetus Worshipers who want to illegalize abortion, and make access to contraception as hard as possible should take a good look at Ceaucescu's Romania, where they did the same thing.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151302

Maybe she wants to get away from working with you because you're such a flaming dumbass.

ITA, 55.

Anonymous said...

and we're off. The word 'abortion' is like a dog whistle for Typhus.

Anonymous said...

Sarah H. is doing a good job at taking their rhetoric and using it against them, esp NightowlCrapper and Typhus. I tip my hat.

Look for a Typhus Typhoon, though. Her temper is getting even shorter these days.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151385

Going to need a confirmation from Scrap Wench.

Anonymous said...

Our social security system is in trouble because we don't have enough young workers contributing to the system. Why? Because they were aborted.

Anonymous said...

Didn't think it was possible for Typhus to get any bigger, but dang....

Anonymous said...

Our social security system is in trouble because we don't have enough young workers contributing to the system. Why? Because they were aborted.
February 11, 2012 5:13 PM

Nice. The crime rate started going down about 15-20 years after Roe v. Wade, too. @@

Anonymous said...

Our social security system is in trouble because we don't have enough young workers contributing to the system. Why? Because they were aborted.

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Utter bullshit.

Women gained access to reliable hormonal contraception in the late 50's/early 60's, and immediately began limiting the size of their families. Period. Abortion is a tiny fraction of those "unborn" numbers.

Also, if you think everything in this country would be peachy-keen if only we all emulated the Duggars, you are dumber than a box of Michelles hair.

Anonymous said...

looks like busypea beat out Kikipea in the race to be the first to report on Whitney Houston's tragic demise
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Anonymous said...

All the Fetus Worshipers who want to illegalize abortion, and make access to contraception as hard as possible should take a good look at Ceaucescu's Romania, where they did the same thing.

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yep. unforchunately, they're clueless of anything but what they see on Fox.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151371

So how many posts does she need to start about this?

Anonymous said...

bonus-it looks like busypea beat out sylvia71, too.

What a bunch of pathetic asses.

Anonymous said...

Our social security system is in trouble because we don't have enough young workers contributing to the system. Why? Because they were aborted.
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Reality check: the abortion rate has been relatively stable and consistant throughout history, regardless of legality.

Anonymous said...

"Women gained access to reliable hormonal contraception in the late 50's/early 60's, and immediately began limiting the size of their families. Period"


including 98% of Catholic women.

a sentient, non-moran might wonder if that *might* have something to do with lower birth rates.

lynloon typus said...

Obama and Planned Parenthood are responsible for Whitney Houston's death. Clearly.

If you think otherwise, YOU are being played like a FIDDLE!!!!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151404

Uh-oh.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151290

This no shampoo/no wash hair thread is turning my stomach. I really, honestly truly don't believe that unwashed hair doesn't stink. Eww.

Anonymous said...

Her baby looks sad. :(

Anonymous said...

wtf are you talking about 73?

Anonymous said...

ok lynloon, every sperm is sacred made me LOL. Is that from The Meaning of Life?

Anonymous said...

Our social security system is in trouble because we don't have enough young workers contributing to the system. Why? Because they were aborted.

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Hahaha. We also don't have enough jobs for them to join the workforce. And that is an overall global trend in first world countries that isn't going to change. But another thing you dopes don't understand is that there is a an overall goal to produce a permanent slave underclass in this country, to do all those low class jobs that you all look down your noses over. Guess what sort of jobs your brats will be doing in 2035?

Anonymous said...

74: baby typus

Anonymous said...

But another thing you dopes don't understand is that there is a an overall goal to produce a permanent slave underclass in this country, to do all those low class jobs that you all look down your noses over. Guess what sort of jobs your brats will be doing in 2035?

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Those jobs are for the hispanics.

Anonymous said...

Reality check: the abortion rate has been relatively stable and consistant throughout history, regardless of legality.

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She's not talking about the abortion rate, she's talking about the failing social security system and lack of people paying into it.

Anonymous said...

"Reality check: the abortion rate has been relatively stable and consistant throughout history, regardless of legality. "


Where's your link to support this statement?

Anonymous said...

heh heh monty python ftw.

Anonymous said...

Typhus is foaming at the mouth.

Anonymous said...

I think any living creature would be sad ro have her for a mother. Shes beyond horrible.

Anonymous said...

78, when they've "self" deported all the illegals, guess whose brats are going to replace the Hispanics? That's why Dubya wanted to visiting worker program because he was at least compassionate. But the teabaggers like you won't go for that.

Anonymous said...

Those jobs are for the hispanics.
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What a peach you are.

Anonymous said...

Anyone want to do an over/under on how many Whitney threads will be posted?

Anonymous said...

She's not talking about the abortion rate, she's talking about the failing social security system and lack of people paying into it.
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68Anonymous said... 68 Our social security system is in trouble because we don't have enough young workers contributing to the system. Why? Because they were aborted.
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Reality check: the abortion rate has been relatively stable and consistant throughout history, regardless of legality.

February 11, 2012 6:18 PM

Anonymous said...

Crack is whack, bitches!

Anonymous said...

Where's your link 87? I'm not against abortion, but I'd like to know who did the studies that show that abortion has been a stable and consistent rate since the 70's.

Anonymous said...

"What a peach you are. "

I knew that would pull someone's chain, lol!

Anonymous said...

I bet Whitney died of a drug overdose.

Anonymous said...

For all you young'uns still wet behind the ears, back in the 60's, 70's and 80's dooms-dayers were regularly skreeching about SS failing! OMG! It'd be gone and dried up by 1975...1983...1990...2000...

Anonymous said...

The liberals over here are just as easy to wind up as the conservatives at the pod.

Anonymous said...

No way 91, I'm sure it will be some natural cause.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151404

So what does the 5000 calories comment mean?? Did she comment on a thread about food/nutrition??

Anonymous said...

How many calories Mrs T eats a day was my guess. BethAnneM went with sperm and proved nutritional facts. She's a klassy gal.

Anonymous said...

Aloha is really annoying, as are most peas.

When I see what they post, the question I ask myself most is, "do these people not have friends they talk to in real life?" I can't imagine posting the stupid crap they do day in and day out.
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ITA especially when they are complaining about customer service. By the time I've gotten home I've forgotten about any offense. If not, I share it with my dh.

Anonymous said...

95-I think it has to do with the old chapstick comments from Mrs. T when bobbin' the knob was mentioned. She sucks so hard, she gets chapped lips.

:::shudders::::

Anonymous said...

Cherivall's siggie pic bugs me. It's a pic of her, her DH, and her DS and it says "Because like goes on".

I can't put my finger on it, but it rubs me the wrong way. It's like it's all about her or something.
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It's not disrespectful to her daughter. It means she's come out of a deep hole of mourning and doesn't want to be defined as a mother who lost a child.

Anonymous said...

99-jeeze...keep up. that shit was posted last night or this morning.

we are talking about Typhus guzzling the jizz now.

Anonymous said...

If you choose to have gastric bypass, do they make you watch hours of fatties gorging themselves until they are ready to puke and/or morbidly obese people not being able to wipe their nasty asses or being pulled out of houses using forklifts?

If I am having a cyst removed, do I need to watch hours of medical film showing me how the cyst has developed and what it has attached itself to?

No. So why should I be required to stare at a sonogram of something that I want removed?

Anonymous said...

I saw pics of WH from last (?) night coming out of a club. She looked like shit: disheveled, wig askew, being held upright, scratched up, and - the really gross/weird thing - blood dripping down her leg.

And no, it wasn't sweaty self-tanner.

My vote: Long-term, chronic, on-going crank/meth use blew out her heart.

Anonymous said...

I think the best form of birth control would be forced videos of Typhus bobbing her husbands infant sized knob while she applies copious amounts of Chapstick while ranting and spitting at her computer screen. Don't forget the sound of screaming children locked in their rooms and the scent of yeasty boobs.

Anonymous said...

Don't care 102 take it to the pod and start a thread.

Anonymous said...

Didn't she almost had it all?

Anonymous said...

o my, the lynloon thread is cracking me up. And pj/toup are hilarious/drunk tonite. I really love the semen spilling out of lynloon's mouth every time she post. All those potential babies!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Bite me 104.

Anonymous said...

who are pj/toup?

Anonymous said...

Our Lynloon is cracking me up.

CraftChickaPowWow = Chickenpoop = Perfect descriptor.

Anonymous said...

Thank you for the nightmares 103

Anonymous said...

Didn't she almost had it all?

snort.

Worse concert I ever went to. Mid 80's she was coked out of her mind and the girl could not dance.

She was given such talent and she totally fucked that up. Very sad and such a waste.

Anonymous said...

pjaye + toupea..on the elventy billionth WH death thread. It's alternately entertaining and downright disturbing over there tonite. love how some of us have infiltrated their safe place. go shake em up bitches!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

pimp....lynloon made another WH dead thread .

Anonymous said...

Anti-drug campaign should use WH as their next poster child.

Anonymous said...

112-link!! There are too many fucking WH threads to scroll thru them all.

Anonymous said...

On the s/o abortion thread. I so want to post that I will agree with this new sonogram law only if guys that need vasectomies or Viagra have to wack off in front of the doctor and been shown all the sperm swimming around under the microscope first. You know, so that they understand all the gazillions of potential human babies they are killing. But I just can't deal over there tonight.

Anonymous said...

Lynloon crakcs me up!

Anonymous said...

for 115


http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151405

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151428

Now you are confusing peas...2peasfiathful was the dog brain pea...

Anonymous said...

OhYvonne really needs to get a BIGGER pic in her siggy.... those stupid legs and feet are simply NOT big enough.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151405

Love it! Yvonne getting her ass handed to her. She's a Tier 1 Bitch in my book!

Anonymous said...

120-shhhh

at least she isn't using a picture of her ugly, frumpy old middle aged fat self.

Anonymous said...

Did you see the picture of prom queen in the share a pic thread? That's why she only has feet in her siggie.

Anonymous said...

OK, this wins the award for unintentially funny post of the night. Toupea asked if scrapwench had officially confirmed the death of WH as true yet. And lindywholovesdick posted right after her: "Check the other threads. Or go to any major news network website."

lollol

Anonymous said...

omg lynloon is cray cray. And very funny

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151290

Ahh, yes camerashy, your hair dryer does get hot enough to kill all the germs that *could* be in your hair. Remind me to NEVER eat at her house!

Anonymous said...

OhYvonne has some really fat arms!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151418

so lindawholoveskids is a troll as well??

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151434

I will admit I don't watch TV...so who is on the cover of Newsweek??? I don't recognize her from newspaper articles I have read...

Anonymous said...

I think someone is home alone drunk on a Saturday night. Too bad they didn't just use their screen name...would have been funnier...

Anonymous said...

Yes Lynloon started off funny, but has now crossed the line into boring and stupid.

Anonymous said...

agreed #131...lynloon is now just a loon. no one is even playing with her...

Anonymous said...

Not only does Yvonne look stupid in that thread, her argument is weak. I fail to see how she proves that toupea is pjaye? pjaye is a bitch under her own ID.

Anonymous said...

Anyone who posted on the WH threads looks like an ass.

Anonymous said...

Lu loon is the lamest troll ever.

Anonymous said...

Pjaye is being a complete bitch all over the bukkit tonight. Yeah like that's any different than usual. @@

Anonymous said...

Travel Agent looks like Geddy Lee.

Anonymous said...

That's an insult to Geddy Lee.

Anonymous said...

Geddy Lee is much prettier than Travel Agent.

Now I'm going to hear the riff of that Spirit of Radio song when I see her stupid avatar.

Anonymous said...

Yvonne is one of the cuntiest peas in the pod. She's really vile.

Anonymous said...

Is kaleidoscope a reincarnation of an old pea?

Anonymous said...

Trying to follow Yvonne's stupidity: how does Toupea posting as Toupea, equal pjaye outing herself?

Crybaby Laura also seems to believe this was a huge reveal.

Anonymous said...

evidently, yvonne & dumbass laura can follow each other's stoopid.

not surprising, really

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151370

Great idea, but Cheleoh - girl, it won't work with your wrinkles and htf do you have no scotch tape?

Anonymous said...

I believe Kaleidoscope is Fruggle pea(or something like that) or as she sometimes called herself Froog. She used to have an avatar that was her feet. She left the board after some kind of pissing match with someone. Can't remember what happened, but it was the usual pea ugliness on all sides. Same old, same old. The peas are certainly predictable.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151489

I bet she figured the peas would say "No don't travel with your baby" instead for the most part they're like go.

She seems bound to find a reason why she can't go.

Anonymous said...

lynloon, you've jumped the shark. Just stop already.

Anonymous said...

Is kaleidoscope a reincarnation of an old pea?

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Froog

Anonymous said...

I will admit I don't watch TV...so who is on the cover of Newsweek??? I don't recognize her from newspaper articles I have read...
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129, that's Michelle Bachmann doing the crazy-eye on the cover of Newsweek.

Anonymous said...

141 it did look like she outed herself as pjaye. prom queen QUOTED and smacked pjaye, but it was toupea who responded "oh *I* was smacked by Yvonne".

Anonymous said...

KAS will be all over the WH death. She will post on and on as if she knew her personally. She always acts like she knows everything about celebrities. Gets on my nerves.

Anonymous said...

I had to un-ignore Typhus to see her new avatar. She did get fatter. @@

Anonymous said...

Oh FFS, peasbkind is back with a vengeance. Can't she find some other message board to haunt?

Anonymous said...

Typhus is as big as a whale and she's about to set sail...

Anonymous said...

Lol 153. Nice reference

Anonymous said...

Typhus ain't no Love Shack Babeeeeeee

Anonymous said...

Oh FFS, peasbkind is back with a vengeance. Can't she find some other message board to haunt?
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Yeah peas kind cuz Imabitch is back.

Anonymous said...

PeasbkindcuzI'mabitch. Fucking iPad!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151557

ffs just stop aloha, your not going to be moving to the top tier anytime soon.

And does anyone really believe her dh bought her a bag of prunes?

Anonymous said...

I believe. They both seem like a couple of weirdos.

Really, someone would have to be strange to want to marry someone bizarre like her.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151404

I never agree with skybar but in this case she does have a point, guess she hit a nerve with squillen.

Anonymous said...

Haha, she hit a major nerve with squeals!

It's no wonder. She makes so much crap, and shovels it at her kids. She OUGHT to have some guilt over that.

Anonymous said...

Yep. Her kids are cute, but there is NO reason for any child to be that chunky. None.

Anonymous said...

KAS will be all over the WH death. She will post on and on as if she knew her personally. She always acts like she knows everything about celebrities. Gets on my nerves.


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Jesus. No kidding. I'm embarrassed for her.

Anonymous said...

I believe Kaleidoscope is Fruggle pea(or something like that) or as she sometimes called herself Froog. She used to have an avatar that was her feet. She left the board after some kind of pissing match with someone. Can't remember what happened, but it was the usual pea ugliness on all sides.
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I thought Froog was one of MotherofJackals alters.

Anonymous said...

or maybe they were just BFF. I remember them being together for some reason.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151440

WTF? She bought the pans and now she's afraid to open them because the stainless and aluminum pans might have aluminum? Lordy.

Anonymous said...

Toupea asked if scrapwench had officially confirmed the death of WH as true yet. And lindywholovesdick posted right after her: "Check the other threads. Or go to any major news network website."
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i think toupea reads the blog and said it TIC. clearly lindy doesn't have a sense of humor.

Anonymous said...

duh 167...you obviously don't understand the meaning of "unintentionally funny".

Anonymous said...

duh 168, I was having a brain spaz. I will put myself in a corner now. please tell me when I can come out.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151627

The first of the "I don't need a valentine card to know he loves me" threads. Next will be the "he didn't do anything for me" threads.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151630

This post is amusing, seems as though nightowl managed to piss of jessicalb.

Anonymous said...

lol the best part of that thread 171 was batya and nightowl going at it.

Anonymous said...

Wow this place is becoming a snooze fest.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3151634&pg=1

Some of these are normal, some make me pity them. How do you function in life if you won't drive a beater car and you won't ride in one, either? I drive a decent car, but if we were friends and you wouldn't ride in my beater because you're a snob, I'd tell you to go fuck yourself.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151680

He's probably her 4th cousin twice removed. She is desperate for attention.

Anonymous said...

Kelpea really is pathetic. No wonder her kids are so messed up

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151535

I thought she was finished with the "I'm selling my house/buying a new house" threads. Obviously a clean house will be more attractive to buyers, you frickin' tool.

Anonymous said...

171, thank you! I never would have opened that stupid bawling my eyes out thread if you hadn't posted it here. Now I'm LMAO at it.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151706

HowEVER do people manage to name their children without the help of anonymous strangers on a message board? @@

Anonymous said...

Wow this place is becoming a snooze fest
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As goes 2 Peas, so goes this place. They haven't had a good drama thread. melt down or hair flip in quite awhile. Just your daily, garden variety nincompoops and their drivel

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151610

Does anyone know (because I'm certainly NOT asking on the board) what squillen's credentials are? Where did she go to culinary school?

Anonymous said...

179, are you just desperate for something to bitch about? That was a really stupid question and a very lame attempt.

Anonymous said...

Hypocritical dog lovers.

They normally jump all over anyone who are not extremists in their dog love. Yet it's OK to let the dogs eat all those dangerous items. Another example of "It's OK I am the one doing it or allowing it" thing.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151750

Why does rachag03 copyright pics of her baby?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151610

Does anyone know (because I'm certainly NOT asking on the board) what squillen's credentials are? Where did she go to culinary school?
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Squillen reads the blog, she emailed Lauren and asked her to remove her name from the thread title.

Anonymous said...

RatherbeCRAPPING and her nasty cream cheese just made me throw up in my mouth.

Anonymous said...

Because she's a professional photographer 184.

Anonymous said...

Is it me or do only the black Peas not understand why people can't get over what Chris Brown did?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151783

rolled my eyes at this one, pretty sure you don't lose you man card if you drive a Nissan Armada, I mean how is it different from a Suburban and ftr around here lots of women also drive Suburbans so there goes her theory.

Anonymous said...

Is it me or do only the black Peas not understand why people can't get over what Chris Brown did?
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Nubian pea or was it TeachOne? addressed this.

Anonymous said...

Is it me or do only the black Peas not understand why people can't get over what Chris Brown did?
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They probably want to sleep with him.

Anonymous said...

You said it best! We can move on when it comes to Glenn Campbell and a host of other celebs but not Chris Brown or Bobby Brown for that matter? I know people will jump all over me for this statement but why do Americans find it so hard to forgive black men for their trangressions? I guess because it plays right into the stereotypes of them.

Teachone from Chris Brown thread

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Give me a fucking break. If it was Justin Timberlake instead of Chris Brown I would feel the same way. If it was Joe Montana instead of OJ..etc, etc...It has NOTHING to do with what color they are.

I don't think it's public knowledge about Glen Campbell and if it's true I feel the same way about him.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151610

Does anyone know (because I'm certainly NOT asking on the board) what squillen's credentials are? Where did she go to culinary school?
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Squillen reads the blog, she emailed Lauren and asked her to remove her name from the thread title.

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Oh she does? While she's stuffing her face with another box of twinkies while slurping down another 2 litre of Diet Coke? She can give Paula Dean a good run for her money on cooking up some heart-stopping home cooking.... I mean, give you a heart-attack because that shit will clog your arteries up!

Anonymous said...

Because she's a professional photographer 184.

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She is? By who's standards?

No one wants to copy her photos.

Anonymous said...

By her standards, she claims to have a photography business, she pays ALL her taxes and everything. Follows all little rules and regulations and seems to think she is more then a mwac.

Anonymous said...

your six year old pees his pants daily and requires his own aide and two hours in a special classroom and you have to ask if he's normal? He's not, even by 2peas standards. #PDDNOS

Jane Doe said...

New space is up!

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