Wednesday, December 12, 2012

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Pineapple said...

Arming teachers? Turning elementary schools into de facto prisons? Training 6-year-olds to rush a kevlar'd gunman armed with an assault rifle?


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Anonymous said...

198Anonymous said... 198 I need to stop visiting the bukkit. The grief whoring is out of control. The post about crying at the supermarket (and the responses in that post) pissed me off.

This is not fucking about you. Stop trying to make it so.

Bored fucking housewives.

December 19, 2012 12:02 PM

The media doesn't help people like this that are weak.

I avoided the tv when it happened. It was easy, it has an OFF button LOL. I only checked the news online when I wanted to. I didn't read the sappy pea threads. I'm still very informed on what happened but I don't need to become depressed over it; they had control over their tv and internet.

I'm not heartless and I did read the obits and feel horrible for everyone involved but it's not about me, at all. The Ps are very shallow. If that's their place to grieve then they have bigger issues in their lives and need to step back and get their priorities straight.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3210498

There are as many nuts on this thread as on the crockpot almonds one.

Nobody will ever convince me that they carry a concealed weapon to "feel safe." It's fear, plain and simple.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3210473

OMG so a thank you card isn't supposed to say thank you on the front? Wow I really don't know that much about etiquette.

"Just note cards would be fine. Better even. Since you've developed such an interest in proper thank-you-card etiquette, a thank you note shouldn't say "thank you" on the front."

Anonymous said...

Lauren has to be having a fucking cow by now, all those posts about the US and their guns by non-Americans and she can't say a word. LMFAO!

Anonymous said...

Are banned peas still listed when you use the Search Members option? Last I checked, Lowrent was still listed. Along with many anti-Lowrent trolls and Lowrent's earlier incarnations.

Anonymous said...

Hi Mariah2!

Anonymous said...

I don't think she's been banned but I bet she's been given a large warning to STFU. Hee!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3210290&pg=4

If you plan your "random" acts of kindness, and you talk about it before or after, you're missing the whole point.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3210630
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Pathetic. She had to bump her own thread because no one had replied in half an hour.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3210473

OMG so a thank you card isn't supposed to say thank you on the front? Wow I really don't know that much about etiquette.

"Just note cards would be fine. Better even. Since you've developed such an interest in proper thank-you-card etiquette, a thank you note shouldn't say "thank you" on the front."
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It's joke thread.

Anonymous said...

The media doesn't help people like this that are weak.


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And certain segments of the media purposefully feed the fears and irrational paranoia the weakminded among us.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3210473

OMG so a thank you card isn't supposed to say thank you on the front? Wow I really don't know that much about etiquette.

"Just note cards would be fine. Better even. Since you've developed such an interest in proper thank-you-card etiquette, a thank you note shouldn't say "thank you" on the front."
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It's joke thread.

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OK, thanks, I totally didn't get it then. Seemed like some arcane rule the peas would know and bitch about if someone sent them a card with thank you on the outside.

Anonymous said...

Arming teachers? Turning elementary schools into de facto prisons? Training 6-year-olds to rush a kevlar'd gunman armed with an assault rifle?


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Latest RWNJ spin from the NRO:

This massacre happened because there were no MEN at the school. Elementary schools have become too FEMINIZED. Insufficient manliness and bravado on campus. Get those pussyfied lady teachers out and replaced with some big, swingin' dicks.





Seriously wtf is wrong with these people?

Anonymous said...

Hmm, I wasn't aware of a time when Elementary schools were more masculine.

Anonymous said...

The Gun Lobby has engaged their deflector shields.

Everyone and everything except their own policies and culture is to blame.

Everyone else must be made to change so the paranoid can maintain their arsenals and the grifters can maintain their profits.


Anonymous said...

Hey, how about this:

We stop shit like this from happening BEFORE it gets to our schools, mall, theaters?

Any ideas?

Anonymous said...

Get those pussyfied lady teachers out and replaced with some big, swingin' dicks.


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They left out God.

Anonymous said...

618, I really LOL'd

Anonymous said...

I just found this http://sockpuppettheatre.com/ - can you imagine the fun they would have with some of the Pea threads?

Anonymous said...

I really hope Jane is okay.

Anonymous said...

Me too.

Anonymous said...

I'm a little worried for reals about Jane...

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3210564

You seriously need to ask this??

Anonymous said...

LMAO!

The Wiki paragraph Mrs. Tyler copied is full of "citation needed" for all but two quotes.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3210312&pg=5

Anonymous said...

batya is whacking that fat cow.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3210734


busypea, duh.

Anonymous said...

doh Obsidian wtf?
On the God Has Called Them Home thread
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In the Narnia series (spoiler for those who don't know.) Lucy dies. The feeling that Aslan called her home is very strong. But it's a book. IRL it's a very emotionally charged thing to say.

Anonymous said...

625- you think a teacher that shows a "history" movie made for dolls and teaches from wikipedia is worried about something as inane as facts??

Anonymous said...

Does Mapshit ever NOT preface anything with "ChicagothugsmurdercrimeObamaarglebargle!"?

You'd think if she hates and fears aplace so much she'd move away. Maybe to Mayberry?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3210706

Reading pea vent threads always makes me feel better about my life. I have minor little annoyances compared to a lot of them and I'm smart enough not to bitch about what is bothering me on the internet.

Anonymous said...

No kidding, whatever31. I read that bitchy thread about shopping carts and just rolled my eyes. You notice that the peas who don't complain about inane shit are also those who don't post all the damn time?

Anonymous said...

shopping cats? again?

Anonymous said...

Does Mapshit ever NOT preface anything with "ChicagothugsmurdercrimeObamaarglebargle!"?


LOL I noticed that. Got a Chicago thugs meme going. Question..Should I eat this string cheese that says expired 19/12/11 since after all they are only guesstimates?
MapChic; I would. If Obummer can ignore the fact that thugs in Chicago are shooting each other to pieces every day, I don't see why we should pay any attention to string cheese expiry dates.

Anonymous said...

Does Mapshit ever NOT preface anything with "ChicagothugsmurdercrimeObamaarglebargle!"?



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No.

Anonymous said...

You seriously need to ask this??
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Meh, I think she was looking for sympathy, rather than an answer

Anonymous said...

I love not having Lauren around. I hope her last meltdown was enough to keep her away from the bukkit for good.

Anonymous said...

Hopefully Captain K will leave next.

Anonymous said...



shopping cats? again?

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This typo made me LOL for real.

Anonymous said...

Mapshit: bitter and clinging to her guns and religion.

Anonymous said...

Mapshit needs to suck a big hairy dick.

Anonymous said...



Mapshit needs to suck a big hairy dick.

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In all my years, and they are plenty, I've never seen a hairy dicky.

Anonymous said...

Guns don't kill people - video games do!!!11!

Anonymous said...

WTF kind of attorney is Batya that she has hours and hours to spend on Two Peas? Does she "work" for the same firm as Lauren?

The self-aggrandizement just oozes from her posts.

Anonymous said...

***ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO DIDN'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT HERSELF.

SHE DECIDED SHE WANTED OTHERS TO FEEL BAD TOO, SO SHE STARTED A BLOG MAKING FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE.

EVEN THOUGH SHE GOT SOME THRILLS FROM IT BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE THOUGHT SOME OF IT WAS FUNNY, SHE STILL HAD AN EMPTY PLACE INSIDE HER HEART. THIS BLOG DID NOT FILL THAT EMPTY PLACE INSIDE HER HEART.

WE'RE NOT SURE HOW THIS STORY ENDS, BUT WE HOPE SHE REALIZES THAT PUTTING OTHERS DOWN DOES NOT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF. WE HOPE THIS LITTLE GIRL WILL PUT HER TIME AND ENERGIES ELSEWHERE TO ACTUALLY HELP PEOPLE IN NEED, INSTEAD OF TEARING PEOPLE DOWN.***

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

***ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO DIDN'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT HERSELF.

SHE DECIDED SHE WANTED OTHERS TO FEEL BAD TOO, SO SHE STARTED A BLOG MAKING FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE.

EVEN THOUGH SHE GOT SOME THRILLS FROM IT BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE THOUGHT SOME OF IT WAS FUNNY, SHE STILL HAD AN EMPTY PLACE INSIDE HER HEART. THIS BLOG DID NOT FILL THAT EMPTY PLACE INSIDE HER HEART.

WE'RE NOT SURE HOW THIS STORY ENDS, BUT WE HOPE SHE REALIZES THAT PUTTING OTHERS DOWN DOES NOT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF. WE HOPE THIS LITTLE GIRL WILL PUT HER TIME AND ENERGIES ELSEWHERE TO ACTUALLY HELP PEOPLE IN NEED, INSTEAD OF TEARING PEOPLE DOWN.***

Anonymous said...

FFS. Really? Again??

Anonymous said...

I hate morality tales that are typed in all caps.

Anonymous said...

OMG what I am doing? I am a monster, I must stop posting here now and run out to help people in need!


...said no smack blog poster ever.

LOL

That copying and pasting shit never stops a smack blog.
If anything it just makes me want to post more often.

Anonymous said...

***ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO DIDN'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT HERSELF.

SHE DECIDED SHE WANTED OTHERS TO FEEL BAD TOO, SO SHE STARTED A BLOG MAKING FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE.

EVEN THOUGH SHE GOT SOME THRILLS FROM IT BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE THOUGHT SOME OF IT WAS FUNNY, SHE STILL HAD AN EMPTY PLACE INSIDE HER HEART. THIS BLOG DID NOT FILL THAT EMPTY PLACE INSIDE HER HEART.

WE'RE NOT SURE HOW THIS STORY ENDS, BUT WE HOPE SHE REALIZES THAT PUTTING OTHERS DOWN DOES NOT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF. WE HOPE THIS LITTLE GIRL WILL PUT HER TIME AND ENERGIES ELSEWHERE TO ACTUALLY HELP PEOPLE IN NEED, INSTEAD OF TEARING PEOPLE DOWN.***

Anonymous said...

***ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO DIDN'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT HERSELF.

SHE DECIDED SHE WANTED OTHERS TO FEEL BAD TOO, SO SHE STARTED A BLOG MAKING FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE.

EVEN THOUGH SHE GOT SOME THRILLS FROM IT BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE THOUGHT SOME OF IT WAS FUNNY, SHE STILL HAD AN EMPTY PLACE INSIDE HER HEART. THIS BLOG DID NOT FILL THAT EMPTY PLACE INSIDE HER HEART.

WE'RE NOT SURE HOW THIS STORY ENDS, BUT WE HOPE SHE REALIZES THAT PUTTING OTHERS DOWN DOES NOT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF. WE HOPE THIS LITTLE GIRL WILL PUT HER TIME AND ENERGIES ELSEWHERE TO ACTUALLY HELP PEOPLE IN NEED, INSTEAD OF TEARING PEOPLE DOWN.***

Anonymous said...

KeriWest's dh is a mouthbreather. ICK.

Anonymous said...

Dear sad little fairy tale all caps whacko,

I repent! I have seen the error of my ways!

Rather than smacking on the Peas, I will smack the people who smack the peas. It makes me feel better about myself.

THANK YOU!!!!ONE!!!!

Jane Doe said...

New space is up!

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