Questions are being raised about why the United States didn't act in advance of last week's chemical weapons attack in Syria, amid indications that U.S. intelligence was picking up warning signs that an attack was imminent in the days leading up to the strike.
That would have been the time to fire a “shot across the bow” at the regime of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad, who allegedly ordered the attacks
Telling an adult, one's husband, that they cannot buy a bag of chips....Wtf? I'd be furious, if my spouse told me I couldn't have/buy a bag of chips. My guess is the wife is a lazy ass, who doesn't want to work, and she wants to control her husbands income.
#4 she never said she doesn't work herself, only that they're on a budget. Do you know from previous posts or something that she doesn't work? Louise...
I think the bigger problem is Mommy wants to pay for dd's college and I'm guessing Daddy doesn't. She says they've taken a hit in income. Let the dd take out loans. College is something parents should pay for only if they can truly afford it. If buying that extra bag of chips fucks the budget maybe dd needs to help out with college expenses.
She mentions debt, I wonder what their retirement account looks like. Maybe dad figures if he isn't ever going to be able to retire he should at least get what chips he wants now.
210 - "guess what" you're a fucking train wreck woman. Get some help from a goog therapist before it's too late. Thats a real fact. The word salad you spew is just blather.
I don't know any goog therapists. The real fact is that you are another empty-headed nothing with nothing to say so you pump yourself up on an anonymous board trying to throw your weight around. I'm sure it is blather to you since you obviously have the IQ of a gnat. Go back to making money on your back - it's the only way you'll get ahead since brains aren't your forte.
196 - Guess what, I'm limapea and I AM addicted to facts. Just like you seem to be addicted to writing stupid shit that has absolutely no point. September 1, 2013 at 7:52 AM
Did you feel compelled to try to get special treatment because you outed your own also anonymous pea alt? No need to add who you are, people will just bother you like they do BL here.
That comment clearly had a point. I'm really sorry that you missed it (sort of, ... yeah..no I'm not).
Thanks 11, not necessary but thank you (I agree).
12, shut up "oooh i'm limapea" lol. Get a clue and move along.
19 - Look, if you and your silly stupid little friends want to smack me for absolutely nothing, go right ahead. I'll smack your dumb little 2 year old asses right back. Making comments that what I write is blather or whatever is completely pointless. If you have something to smack, do it. If you just want to read all the useless shit you post go right ahead. No doubt you have nothing better in your life than your boring pointless job and lack of real purpose in life. I, on the other hand, don't have to work. I can indulge in reading and commenting on politics with ACTUAL FACTS. You people are nothing but stupid little kids.
Questions are being raised about why the United States didn't act in advance of last week's chemical weapons attack in Syria, amid indications that U.S. intelligence was picking up warning signs that an attack was imminent in the days leading up to the strike.
That would have been the time to fire a “shot across the bow” at the regime of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad, who allegedly ordered the attacks
September 1, 2013 at 12:26 AM Right, another "pre-emptive strike" now that sounds like a great idea. NOT.
19 - Look, if you and your silly stupid little friends want to smack me for absolutely nothing, go right ahead. I'll smack your dumb little 2 year old asses right back. Making comments that what I write is blather or whatever is completely pointless. If you have something to smack, do it.
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No, I'm not whoever you were talking to but too bad.
To her great astonishment and horror, 22 discovered that NO ONE on the planet actually GAVE A SHIT what she thought! Or cared about. Setting off yet another eating binge, which only resulted in another 32 pound weight gain, just like the last three binges. To top it off, her credit card was maxed out and she had no available cash for more Xtra Cheezy Doritos. Sadly, she was reduced to polishing off two stale boxes of Ritz crackers and three different half-filled cartons of freezer-burnt ice cream. At least it was low-fat.
Oh boo hoo. The smart grown-up lady is picking on all the stupid little dumb kids. Now they all have to have a little pile-up to fight back. You go, little kiddies. Not much else going on in your life anyway.
Shut the fuck up limp pea. I swear to fucking god you're moronic. The more you crow about your awesomeness the more we know you're a stupid fucking windbag.
If you thought limpea had intellect or class 235, you're a moron. The second someone comes to an anonymous message board spewing about their awesomeness you can pretty much guarantee they're full fucking shit.
36, 37, 38 - Oh look! I said fuck and fucking and fucking shit! That means I've definitely made my point! Yes, I AM Limapea, and I do have intellect and class and I also have no patience for stupid, useless, empty-headed dumbshits who do not have the first clue how to debate. If you want to SMACK something, then actually smack it. Opening your big empty mouths and crowing that something is moronic or blather because you can't understand it is not smack, nor is it debate. It's 2 year old garbage. I happen to be "awesome" because I have credentials and use them. You people rely on screaming fuck and actually think you made a point. I'm not the anonymous ones, you are. You know what 38 - you'd chop off your right arm to have 1/100th of my life. In real life, as well as on an anonymous smack board, I'd knock you out of the park in 2 seconds flat - in every single category you can dream up. How's that for awesome? Now go back to studying for your GED.
Oh boo hoo. The smart grown-up lady is picking on all the stupid little dumb kids. Now they all have to have a little pile-up to fight back. You go, little kiddies. Not much else going on in your life anyway. September 1, 2013 at 1:26 PM
Your crack pipe empty yet? How about the bottle of whiskey?
Shut the fuck up limp pea. I swear to fucking god you're moronic. The more you crow about your awesomeness the more we know you're a stupid fucking windbag. September 1, 2013 at 1:39 PM
40 - Ha! Decent adult conversation. As if you people had a clue. Yes, why don't you enlighten us, 40, with your fascinating, fabulous conversation? I know I'm sitting on the edge of my seat.
36, 37, 38 - Oh look! I said fuck and fucking and fucking shit! That means I've definitely made my point! Yes, I AM Limapea, and I do have intellect and class and I also have no patience for stupid, useless, empty-headed dumbshits who do not have the first clue how to debate. If you want to SMACK something, then actually smack it. Opening your big empty mouths and crowing that something is moronic or blather because you can't understand it is not smack, nor is it debate. It's 2 year old garbage. I happen to be "awesome" because I have credentials and use them. You people rely on screaming fuck and actually think you made a point. I'm not the anonymous ones, you are. You know what 38 - you'd chop off your right arm to have 1/100th of my life. In real life, as well as on an anonymous smack board, I'd knock you out of the park in 2 seconds flat - in every single category you can dream up. How's that for awesome? Now go back to studying for your GED. September 1, 2013 at 1:58 PM
This would be better if it was
TYPED IN ALL CAPS AND READ OUT LOUD BY SAM KINISON OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
What you don't seem to grasp for all your supposed intellect limpy is that there are many people on this board who are not high school drp outs or working menial jobs. We're the people who don't actually post inane questions on the pod and don't wade into the how big is your house or what kind of purse do you carry that are obvious attempts by the spreadsheeters to ferret out who has money and who doesn.t
The fact that you keep equating people who think you're a dumbshit with needing to study for a GED is the very reason we know you're intellect is actually far less than you wish it was. I don't need to brag about my "credentials". I actually LOL when you posted yours - I'd feel sorry for you if you weren't such a bitch.
You can keep pretending or lying to yourself that we want your life, it's really quite humorous. As I said, I know low class when I see it, and you sweetie, for all your crowing are very low class.
Let's see, take your meds, empty crack pipe, where's the whiskey, Oh I'm ROFL! Try harder. Wow, some real stand-up comics here. Can't decently smack anything, wouldn't know a debate if it bit them in the face, pathetic playground "insults." You people really think you're on a roll. Pathetic. You know why the word loser was invented? For people like you, who have no purpose in life, no vocabulary, no ethics, sense of humor, no goals, nothing. You've got nothing, yet think others actually want to read it. Good luck with that.
47 - Who said I posted my credentials here? I didn't, unless you're talking about on the NSBR board, which I thought you said you didn't read. I don't bother with questions about how big houses or purses are. I discuss things that are worth discussing. You don't brag about credentials because you don't have any to brag about. Anyone who uses the word sweetie on a blog has nothing but spite.
The point of a smack blog is to actually smack, 50. Not blow off your big mouth without actually saying anything. This is why you need a smack blog - no one listens to people like you in real life. Because you have nothing to say. Saying fuck and take your meds is not smack. I've gotten a lot from reading smack blogs, but not from pointless nothings like you.
I'll play. I won't list my IQ (I consider that in poor taste), but can tell you that I received a college scholarship from Mensa. Graduated from one of the top universities in the US (I'm not stupid enough to say which one, it's way too identifiable) with a BS, Masters and MBA (not all at the same time). My top annual income was 750,000 when I worked as an investment banker and our top taxable joint income in one year was $1.7 million (you've got to love stock options). I had a net worth of $1 million before I was 30, and currently have over $5 million in liquid assets. I also own 4 homes. By the way, I'm 40, and I'm not even overweight. Do you really think I want your life? Dream on sweetie.
You don't seem to understand that there are more than one person posting. I never said fuck. And anyone who said they don't READ the pod, have really wondered into the wrong place. It's a smack blog for NSBR.
52 - Now that WAS funny! You just keep dreaming on, there ANONYMOUS. Well, I'll tell you, too. I have several degrees from the University of Michigan and I could kick your ass in any debate in about the time it takes for you to dream up another one of your imaginary lives. Ha! You don't have the first clue about the upper class, do you? And you actually thought you could just sneak yourself in there and they wouldn't notice! I DID get a good laugh with that one. Liquid assets, my ass. The only liquid assets you've ever had already came out of your ass. P.S. This is Limapea, go look it up. I'm smarter than you and I don't have multiple personalities either. A+ in Imagination for you!
Thanks for proving my point limpy. You're bragging about the University of Michigan! That wouldn't have even my safety school. Keep telling yourself that you're the only one with intelligence who's wandered into NSBR. I imagine it makes you feel better.
You're right 256. But I'm pretty much retired now. There are many, many people much wealthier. It's the reason I shake my head at limpy's bragging. You inevitably run into someone smarter, richer, thinner. One of the parents at my kid's school is C level executive with a public company. His salary and stock options are listed in the proxy statements. Let's just say, he made more last year, than I will ever make in a lifetime.
No need for you to worry, 55. UM wouldn't look at you twice. All they would need to do is look at a sample of your writing - ha! "That wouldn't have even my safety." You go, girl (by that I mean child).
I might imagine a lot of things, but I certainly can't imagine like Ms. 52 can! MENSA! Top University! MBA! Next we'll hear that she's an international runway model working on black holes. Designing her own fashion line and buying a chain of sweet potato drive-throughs. OH MY GOD - I just realized that 52 is Stephen Hawking! And he loves to scrapbook! And write shit on scrapbook boards!
Hey guess what, 52? My cousin actually DID graduate from Harvard. And I'm not afraid to say the name! Because people might recognize it!! I'm not ACTUALLY him, though. Unlike yourself, I don't get my life confused with other people's lives. Or even imaginary ones! Ahhh, this is funny. I have to go play with my 6 year old granddaughter now, who has a higher IQ than everyone who has posted here commbined, including myself. But what would you expect - the apple don't fall far from the tree. Signed, Limapea2.
For fuck sake limpy. Don't you get it? You're no different than 252. You think you're fucking awesome and most of us know you're full of fucking shit. Lather repeat.
Let's see, take your meds, empty crack pipe, where's the whiskey, Oh I'm ROFL! Try harder. Wow, some real stand-up comics here. Can't decently smack anything, wouldn't know a debate if it bit them in the face, pathetic playground "insults." You people really think you're on a roll. Pathetic. You know why the word loser was invented? For people like you, who have no purpose in life, no vocabulary, no ethics, sense of humor, no goals, nothing. You've got nothing, yet think others actually want to read it. Good luck with that. September 1, 2013 at 2:51 PM
You're unraveling. Love it.
"Pathetic...pathetic"! You're the redundant retard.
Who (#?) smacked you here to get your feathers all riled up and messy anyway? Where did all this pent up anger come from?
52 Wants to wow us with her imaginary life but what she doesn't even realize is that she's bragging about being part of the financial collapse, EVEN if there were two grains of truth to what she says. The reality is, people who really do have incomes like that don't sit their asses on a smack site to prove how fabulous they are. I actually read smack sites because I actually scrapbook. And of course, let's not forge that 52 JUST HAS TO KEEP EVERYTHING SUCH A SECRET!!!! YES, so the universe, and especially a smack site DOESN'T EVER FIND OUT HER IDENTITY!! IT WOULD BE SO SHOCKING!!!!
Get OVER your pathetic, useless self, 52. There IS no Mensa, there is no millions in the bank, liquid asset bullshit. You were a receptionist at a Fortune 500 company in the late 90s or put your cards on the table. I'll match yours any day. BYW, my Harvard cousin has been the executive producer of the longest-running series on TV. What you got up your sleeve, 52? CEO of Citibank, I suppose?
I'm not unraveling. I'm chuckling at all you no-names who pretend you have some fabulous creds when you have nothing. I have no problem stating who I am, what I've done. I have a problem when little scaredy-cats hide on here and say what I post on Two Peas is crap. Bunch of no-name, nothing bullies who make up identities because they have no real skills at argument or even smack for god's sake. A 6 year old can do smack better than most of you. If you want to smack what I write on Two Peas, then SMACK it, for christ's sake. Don't give me a pile of your nothing bullshit. And fake identities.
64? LMAO @ you still. With your "I have no problem stating who I am"... THAT makes me laugh - you're anonymous here and at the bucket. How's THAT for "stating who you are?".
You ARE unraveling and it's great fun to watch.
Still not answering the "who smacked you here?" question huh?
Oh and I still fear for the safety of your granddaughter. You are insane, that can't be safe.
65 - If I WAS unraveling (don't get too excited, I'm not) you say it's great fun to watch? So what you're saying is that you are a human piece of shit. Watching people unravel is fun? A smack board is to smack legitimate crap - not announce to everyone what a sociopath you are. How the hell do I know "who" smacked me - you're all hiding. You can easily find out who I am by going to Two Peas. I'm merely responding to 196. I'm about as insane as you are intelligent. Again, if you want to smack what I write, give me some actual smack. Not fucking this, fucking that, shut the fuck up. That's not smack - that's some of you brainless fleas vomiting nothing.
More ranting. I caused the financial collapse all by my lonesome. I'm sorry you've never managed to obtain a high paying career with all your credentials. And for what it's worth, you did notice the PAST TENSE in my income. I'm retired from banking. I have no clue why I need a CEO up my sleeve. I stated my history, you can choose to believe whatever you like. As you're so interested in stating who you are - go for it. Who are you?
268...you are mentally unhinged. It's sort of sad to see you unraveling. Mental illness is nothing to be made fun of you guys. I have no doubt she is Limapea, because she became similarly unhinged at the bucket. It's not funny, it's just sad.
69 - I'd be far too humiliated to crow about what a high-paid superstar I was at a bank. That's on par with admitting you were in prison for rape. I certainly wasn't the one who felt compelled to list my laundry list of MENSA, MBA, SECRET SECRET TOP-NOTCH university credentials - you were. You can easily find me but of course, you need that screen of anonymity behind your MILLIONS AND MILLIONS of liquid assets. Even the 6 year old laughed at that one.
75 - Wut? Certainly not on the same scale as yourself. That's so hilariously funny that I admire Obama? How funny, I'm dying. Working in foster care administration for 15 years is also funny? Hahaha. Wow, can barely contain myself. What was it again that you do? Limapea2
I'd like to see lima hooked to a harness and told to punch at the punching bag then slowly move the bag just out of reach. That would be a good tantrum.
I don't want limp peas life but I'd be down for a pull off her crack pipe. Seriously lady, get some help. You're scary disturbed...but still awesome at blather.
81 - You know, I AM pretty good at blather. I won first prize at UM's Annual Blather Event three years in a row. The thing is, I actually like a little MEAT in my blather. Not just your everyday smack board Fuck this, Fuck you, Shut the Fuck Up blather. That gets old pretty quick. But strangely enough, you can go to a smack site and despite the fact that there are PAGES and PAGES of smack, there's no ACTUAL SMACK!! Weird. BTW, no crack pipe, sorry. Just cake. And brains. Cake and brains, that's it.
"Them self" Talking to them self. Good one 82! They do come quick, I refresh a lot of pages quickly a lot of the time while watching RHNJ. BTW, things are probably coherent for the people who wrote them, THEM SELF.
75 - Wut? Certainly not on the same scale as yourself. That's so hilariously funny that I admire Obama? How funny, I'm dying. Working in foster care administration for 15 years is also funny? Hahaha. Wow, can barely contain myself. What was it again that you do? Limapea2 September 1, 2013 at 5:55 PM
You claimed you worked in human services, I had no idea it was foster care. Still doesn't seem like a millionaires lot in life LOL. Also, you were the one creaming yourself over the obama gif that sock posted in the cupcake thread.
I can't believe you're not posting from the white house right now. How lowly of you. I mean with all your credentials you're claiming to have.
I do not need to tell you what I do, I don't feel the need but thanks for asking. I don't feed spreadsheeters.
85 - Oh yes, loads of medication! That one always gets them every time, doesn't it?! Loads of medication because it's just so HILARIOUS to make fun of people who are on medication. You know, like people who are depressed or anxious. Like my sister, who was depressed and committed suicide. Yah, that one's a real side-splitter - loads of medication. Make sure you take that on the road with you. Limapea2 (P.S. I don't always identify myself, but I'm not as MYSTERIOUS as Ms. Banker Who Has MILLIONS AND MILLIONS AND MENSA AND MBA's and WHO SHAKES HER HEAD AT ME).
87 - When in the hell did I ever say I was a millionaire? You are getting me confused with Ms. 52, the Millionaire Banker with Liquid Assets We Must All Admire from Afar (Don't forget MBA, MENSA). So what if I love Barack Obama? Is there some kind of smack no-no about that? And just because I admire Obama doesn't mean I would be at the White House? Who's starting to sound crazy now? Is that the best you can come up with?
I couldn't give a rat's ass what you do. You felt the need to make fun of a career in human services, what does it matter if it's doing therapy or foster care? You seem to think that's smackable. My point is that no matter what it is you do, I'm sure it's a lot more smackable than me running programs for foster kids. Don't flatter yourself - you aren't on anyone's spreadsheet.
What the hell lady. I am seriously sorry you don't have money. But instead of being so clearly intimidated, you might just stop carrying on about your wonderful life and how people would chop off limbs to have your life. You posted your layouts. You'd pretty clearly middle class. There's nothing to be ashamed about, but stop carrying on about your awesomeness when you are clearly nothing special.
90 - Clearly intimidated! You obviously are NOT talking to me (Limapea). I am NOT intimidated, you got the wrong guy. My education and husband's income say upper-middle class, sorry to disappoint. But if we are going to compare specialness, can you voluntarily wiggle your eyes back and forth? Because I can. So I guess that makes me the winner.
I have no idea why I'm wading into this craziness. I'm not millionaire banker, but I do suspect I know who she is - and no it's not busypea. I think limapea read too much of the smackblog and really thinks all the peas are idiots. We spend our time smacking the stupid questions and pointing out the women who clearly can't find their way out of paper bag. I'll be the first to stay there's a whole lot of stupid there, but I know 4 people IRL that are peas.
One of them is the wife of a doctor, and I have no doubt can give the banker lady a run for her money. One of the others, isn't rich by any means, but utterly brilliant.
I'm sure the vast majority of the peas are average middle class women. Not brilliant, but not idiots. Not rich, but not destitute. Very few are going to think limapea is the be all end all. Clearly she needs that validation, or she goes off the deep end.
Congratulations on your upper middle class existence. Now you just have to figure out that the majority of peas are in the exact same situation you are, so stop with crowing about awesomeness. You look like an idiot.
Bullshit limpy. You started this pissing match. Or have you already forgotten this:
I happen to be "awesome" because I have credentials and use them. You people rely on screaming fuck and actually think you made a point. I'm not the anonymous ones, you are. You know what 38 - you'd chop off your right arm to have 1/100th of my life. In real life, as well as on an anonymous smack board, I'd knock you out of the park in 2 seconds flat - in every single category you can dream up. How's that for awesome? Now go back to studying for your GED.
Reread that and realize why people think you're fucking windbag idiot. No one wants your sad little life.
95 - I hear people are lining up around the block for your life. Who wouldn't be? I did not start anything. This is a smack blog. I saw someone "attempt" to smack me, I smacked back. Has anyone here gotten the point yet? If you want to smack, then do it. Saying this sucks, fuck that is not smack. Fucking windbag idiot is not smack. Tell me what EXACTLY is wrong with what I write on Two Peas - that would be smack. So far, nothing. A bunch of nothing from a bunch of nothing (not everyone included obviously). Just all the nothings.
The bulk of you are a bunch of nameless, brainless bullies who think that telling someone to take meds, fuck off, shut the fuck up, back away from the keyboard is actually smack. It's NOT. You need BRAINS for smack. You actually have to POINT OUT THE PROBLEM you have with what someone wrote, you know, CONTENT. You sad pathetic kids get your rocks off thinking you're tough shit with all your SHUT THE FUCK UP stuff because you can't do it in real life so you do it here. I have nothing to hide - most of you have everything to hide.
THE PROBLEM IS YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT. You post and post and post and contribute nothing but continuing to carry on about how wonderful you are and everyone else is an idiot. You say that over and over and over and over and over again. Just shut the fuck up. You're not debating. It is not a debate when you just incessantly post about how fucking wonderful you are.
I hereby retract ever smack I've ever posted about Typhus. She is a succinct, intelligent human being. I just needed limpea to show me a true rabid dog with a bone.
98 - But what I want to know is, did I say it over and over again? How 'bout you make me shut up? Or how about YOU shut up? Oooooohhhhh, someone's having a meltdown! This is FUN! You're right, whoever said it was fun watching a meltdown! It IS fun! And here I thought 2 year old meltdowns were fun. But smackbully meltdowns are even FUNNER!!!! P.S. I'm fucking wonderful. Signed, Limapea2
85 - Oh yes, loads of medication! That one always gets them every time, doesn't it?! Loads of medication because it's just so HILARIOUS to make fun of people who are on medication. You know, like people who are depressed or anxious. Like my sister, who was depressed and committed suicide. Yah, that one's a real side-splitter - loads of medication. Make sure you take that on the road with you. Limapea2 (P.S. I don't always identify myself, but I'm not as MYSTERIOUS as Ms. Banker Who Has MILLIONS AND MILLIONS AND MENSA AND MBA's and WHO SHAKES HER HEAD AT ME). September 1, 2013 at 6:42 PM
Yes, it's hilarious to watch you miss a dose on occasion and become unhinged and flip out here and at the bucket.
You signed that? Really? You're an anonymous nobody, deal with it. Psst, here's a hint - no one really wants to know "who you are".
limp/89 you've been acting as if you're the greatest. Some superstar millionaire and we all know better. That's the reference. I thought you were so smart? You couldn't figure out what it meant?
Blimps is having conversations with several anonymous people all the while claiming to take the high road. Yeah, high on crack. Lady you need to stop. Where is BL, BL would tell you off and not hide behind an anonymous name while claiming to not be anonymous. Silly white girl.
87 - When in the hell did I ever say I was a millionaire? You are getting me confused with Ms. 52, the Millionaire Banker with Liquid Assets We Must All Admire from Afar (Don't forget MBA, MENSA). So what if I love Barack Obama? Is there some kind of smack no-no about that? And just because I admire Obama doesn't mean I would be at the White House? Who's starting to sound crazy now? Is that the best you can come up with?
I couldn't give a rat's ass what you do. You felt the need to make fun of a career in human services, what does it matter if it's doing therapy or foster care?
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Lets see, you still sound crazy. More than anyone I've EVER seen here or at the bucket. It's enjoyable, don't quit your day job. No one made fun of a career in human services other than to use it to point out that you don't have the wonderful life you claim. That is not a wonderful life. Get over yourself, you're over invested in trying to get a moot point across to a bunch of people (not just one) who really just want to see you riled up even more - it's hilarious. You should see the other blogs laughing at you.
You couldn't give a "rat's" ass???? Then why did you ask earlier? (#77 - since you forgot with all that whiskey in your head)(Oh right, that's not funny LMAO).
Lima, it really is time to get off the computer. You're never going to be taken seriously here or at the bucket. Ever. Not now. ..and this:
"So what if I love Barack Obama? Is there some kind of smack no-no about that? And just because I admire Obama doesn't mean I would be at the White House?"
makes you look so stupid, like you can't understand a little sarcasm. It's okay for you to "try" to get sarcastic and they play the "I'm to literal for sarcastic game" card? You sound like an uneducated punk.
Grasping, grasping at straws. Poor dumb children circling the drain - you have nothing to offer. Oh, step away from the computer! You silly white girl! You look so stupid! A group meltdown. Desperately clutching at anything they have to get me, but sadly and pathetically, they have nothing to grab onto. Poor little smack bullies, just can't take being smacked.
What the hell lady. I am seriously sorry you don't have money. But instead of being so clearly intimidated, you might just stop carrying on about your wonderful life and how people would chop off limbs to have your life. You posted your layouts. You'd pretty clearly middle class. There's nothing to be ashamed about, but stop carrying on about your awesomeness when you are clearly nothing special.
September 1, 2013 at 6:48 PM
Amen! Her adams apple is gross too.
She's like a dog with a bone. Why isn't she over at the bucket anyway? (not really wanting an answer lol)
Says swashbuckling touch ass bitch 109. You aren't the first and you won't be the last! You should see what happened to the other ones! Yeah, we sure took care of them! They won't be back any time soon. That's just how damn tough we are! Tough bitches, every one of us - even the stupid black ones. Because the stupid black ones like to call white chicks silly. Yeah, we're one tough crowd. Don't mess with our shit! We'll run you right off! Oh shit, my mom just told me I have to turn off the lights now. Damn - now I can't tell Limapea what a fuckin' bitch-ass tough chick I am. Post-it note reminder: look up unhinged.
95 - I hear people are lining up around the block for your life. Who wouldn't be? I did not start anything. This is a smack blog. I saw someone "attempt" to smack me, I smacked back. Has anyone here gotten the point yet? If you want to smack, then do it. Saying this sucks, fuck that is not smack. Fucking windbag idiot is not smack. Tell me what EXACTLY is wrong with what I write on Two Peas - that would be smack. So far, nothing. A bunch of nothing from a bunch of nothing (not everyone included obviously). Just all the nothings.
The bulk of you are a bunch of nameless, brainless bullies who think that telling someone to take meds, fuck off, shut the fuck up, back away from the keyboard is actually smack. It's NOT. You need BRAINS for smack. You actually have to POINT OUT THE PROBLEM you have with what someone wrote, you know, CONTENT. You sad pathetic kids get your rocks off thinking you're tough shit with all your SHUT THE FUCK UP stuff because you can't do it in real life so you do it here. I have nothing to hide - most of you have everything to hide. September 1, 2013 at 7:11 PM
You DO need to SHUT THE FUCK UP. You're embarrassing yourself. There are people who will recognize you and not want to be associated with you and/or your foster work.
110 - What the hell is with you and adam's apples? You're probably so stupid you don't even have the right person. I don't have a damn adam's apple. If you want to try to take a stab at me, at least find something that's actually true.
113 - ?? It's time to move on while believing it? Believing what? Why would I believe what a bunch of clueless dumbshits say? Really, don't most of you have to go to work tomorrow even though it's a holiday? Time for bed, kiddies. Get out the thesaurus and study up. Maybe the next time some "blowhard" comes along you'll have at least 3 new words to use - you know, besides Shut the Fuck Up, Step Away from Something, and Take Your Meds. Real knee-slappers, by the way.
98 - But what I want to know is, did I say it over and over again? How 'bout you make me shut up? Or how about YOU shut up? Oooooohhhhh, someone's having a meltdown! This is FUN! You're right, whoever said it was fun watching a meltdown! It IS fun! And here I thought 2 year old meltdowns were fun. But smackbully meltdowns are even FUNNER!!!! P.S. I'm fucking wonderful. Signed, Limapea2 September 1, 2013 at 7:26 PM
"FUNNER"? Really? You call yourself educated? Seriously?
103 - Silly white girl? Can I call you stupid black girl? Or would that be racist? Because blacks aren't racists, you know. September 1, 2013 at 7:50 PM 105 Anonymous said... 105
Bad move, 103. Bad move. September 1, 2013 at 7:55 PM
114 - Oh my god - let it go! I'm not going to shut up, first of all. And secondly, if you paid an ounce of attention, which I understand is probably hard what with all the conditions you suffer from, you would know that I DON'T WORK ANY LONGER. My husband (Bachelors Engineering, Masters Engineering - I had to put that in there), makes enough so that I quit my job years ago. Which is why I'm scrapbooking. Which is why I started reading here. Now, you're such a genius, why don't you just connect all those dots and figure out that that's why I'm even here. He makes PLENTY enough money. No, we aren't rich. CERTAINLY not at the level of Ms. 52 Millionaire MENSA MBA (wow, all Ms).
But enough to pay kids' rent, cars, blow money on scrapbooking and books, which DAMMIT just keep making me fucking smarter EVERY GODDAMN DAY. There, I said it. And I don't need people to "recognize" me. Everyone I know ALREADY recognizes me. I might embarrass people, but I'm not one of them.
Grasping, grasping at straws. Poor dumb children circling the drain - you have nothing to offer. Oh, step away from the computer! You silly white girl! You look so stupid! A group meltdown. Desperately clutching at anything they have to get me, but sadly and pathetically, they have nothing to grab onto. Poor little smack bullies, just can't take being smacked. September 1, 2013 at 8:05 PM
Says swashbuckling touch ass bitch 109. You aren't the first and you won't be the last! You should see what happened to the other ones! Yeah, we sure took care of them! They won't be back any time soon. That's just how damn tough we are! Tough bitches, every one of us - even the stupid black ones. Because the stupid black ones like to call white chicks silly. Yeah, we're one tough crowd. Don't mess with our shit! We'll run you right off! Oh shit, my mom just told me I have to turn off the lights now. Damn - now I can't tell Limapea what a fuckin' bitch-ass tough chick I am. Post-it note reminder: look up unhinged. September 1, 2013 at 8:17 PM
Okay, from now on anyone being called Hostile should be called Hostilima. Damn woman, calm down. You're trying to scream over top of a room full of women who are laughing at you. How's that for the elephant in the room.
110 - What the hell is with you and adam's apples? You're probably so stupid you don't even have the right person. I don't have a damn adam's apple. If you want to try to take a stab at me, at least find something that's actually true.
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LOL You might want to go look at your layouts and delete the ones showing it then...
121 - Oh come on, don't be so hard on yourself. I know you see an elephant in the room but there are plenty of things you can do these days. I, personally, have never had that problem and I really really do feel bad for you. But from now on, I would feel better if you just said you had body issues. You don't need to call yourself an elephant. It's just so harsh. You need to treat yourself better than that.
122 - Oh for god's sake, you're probably not even looking at the right person's layouts. There's more than one Limapea, Einstein. You won't find any adam's apples in mine. God does someone need to hold your hand?
110 - What the hell is with you and adam's apples? You're probably so stupid you don't even have the right person. I don't have a damn adam's apple. If you want to try to take a stab at me, at least find something that's actually true.
113 - ?? It's time to move on while believing it? Believing what? Why would I believe what a bunch of clueless dumbshits say? Really, don't most of you have to go to work tomorrow even though it's a holiday? Time for bed, kiddies. Get out the thesaurus and study up. Maybe the next time some "blowhard" comes along you'll have at least 3 new words to use - you know, besides Shut the Fuck Up, Step Away from Something, and Take Your Meds. Real knee-slappers, by the way. September 1, 2013 at 8:23 PM
I'm sure they'll brush up using their thesauruses and dictionaries when you pull your huge head out of your ass. You think you're "smacking" people? This is brilliant.
114 - Oh my god - let it go! I'm not going to shut up, first of all. And secondly, if you paid an ounce of attention, which I understand is probably hard what with all the conditions you suffer from
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"let it go" bwhahahaha!!
No, I haven't paid any attention to you but that's what pisses you off so much and it's obvious here with you trying to fight everyone.
No one cares about your specific situation - you dragged yourself here. You claim I have conditions? Hahaha!! That's rich - and you whined about your sister earlier who had conditions yet you try to call someone out on something similar?
Kendra oh Kendra where art thou? Please save us from this crazy person who seems to have no idea whatsoever how to smack, debate or engage in social discourse.
121 - Oh come on, don't be so hard on yourself. I know you see an elephant in the room but there are plenty of things you can do these days. I, personally, have never had that problem and I really really do feel bad for you. But from now on, I would feel better if you just said you had body issues. You don't need to call yourself an elephant. It's just so harsh. You need to treat yourself better than that. September 1, 2013 at 8:35 PM
You realize how much more crazy you're coming across right? You claim you're intelligent, do you know how to step away without saying that "step away" is just bad smack. I think for you it truly is good advice and you should take it. It's been provided a few times already.
122 - Oh for god's sake, you're probably not even looking at the right person's layouts. There's more than one Limapea, Einstein. You won't find any adam's apples in mine. God does someone need to hold your hand? September 1, 2013 at 8:36 PM
It's you, unless one of the other limas decided to go crazy on the cupcake thread. Yeah, the history is there, the layouts are there and (I won't go there) the AA is there. Sorry if you don't want to see it.
You know who says bwahahah, ROFL, _____much? and LOL? People (not mature ones) who have no imagination, no reading, writing or comprehension skills, and have nothing valuable to add to a conversation. Teenage stuff. Ask superior Ms. 52 Billionaire if in her past high-paying, high-flying life living on the edge and bankrupting this country, the people she REPORTED to wrote things like bwahahaha. I wasn't even there and I can tell you - they didn't. They don't. Mature adults don't write like 17 year old girls. Please remember, 129, that it was someone else who decided to throw the race card into this little scuffle, not myself. Clearly someone not white calling a white person silly. Which would be the same as me calling a black person stupid. Which I would never do, but she would. Good work on your spreadsheet. I suggest you read at Two Peas. There is a lot of spreadsheet activity you can join.
Jesus H. Christ. I'd take the spammer over this crapfest. September 1, 2013 at 8:37 PM
Same here. Limps needs to get some help. I mean she has already mentioned her sister. Sometimes it runs in the family. I hope she gets the help she needs.
I bet she attacks this post now too. It's sad. Very sad.
132 - For the love of god, you dumbass, you're probably looking at picture of my dad, my brother, my husband, my neighbor's cousin's second wife. I DO NOT have an AA. I would definitely admit it if I did. Like I said, I have nothing to hide. You have a problem with obsessing. Why not make fun of the cellulite on my thighs - now that's real. That you could make fun of. That is something I would cry about in my pillow all night long if you made fun of. But NOT a fucking AA I DON'T fucking have! Take one of your silly friends' advice here - put some meds in your mouth, with some whiskey, smoke a crack pipe and then back away from the computer. That just about sums up the sage advice from this group. It might help your AA obsession.
You know who says bwahahah, ROFL, _____much? and LOL? People (not mature ones) who have no imagination, no reading, writing or comprehension skills, and have nothing valuable to add to a conversation. Teenage stuff. Ask superior Ms. 52 Billionaire if in her past high-paying, high-flying life living on the edge and bankrupting this country, the people she REPORTED to wrote things like bwahahaha. I wasn't even there and I can tell you - they didn't. They don't. Mature adults don't write like 17 year old girls. Please remember, 129, that it was someone else who decided to throw the race card into this little scuffle, not myself. Clearly someone not white calling a white person silly. Which would be the same as me calling a black person stupid. Which I would never do, but she would. Good work on your spreadsheet. I suggest you read at Two Peas. There is a lot of spreadsheet activity you can join. September 1, 2013 at 8:47 PM
It makes little brains like yours have an easier time understanding that there's laughter going on in the comment. You FUCKING crack me up with your stupidity. You pretend you're filled to the brim with intellect but you've shown the crazy dumb side several times here tonight and on the cupcake thread.
134 - Oh my god, you just won a bet! You bet I would attack your post and that's what I'm doing! Is it sad that I'm attacking your post? Or sad that I need help? Or sad about my sister? Or just sad that there's no spammy here? I can't figure it out.
All I know is that I'm personally not sad. As a matter of fact, I'm NEVER sad. I'm one of those people who is always happy, energetic, in a good mood, tons of energy - never any down time. I will admit that I do need help, though. This lawn is getting out of control. Do you know anyone?
I suggest you read at Two Peas. There is a lot of spreadsheet activity you can join.
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Like anyone is going to do anything you suggest. LOL (Yes I used LOL, it's not just for 17 year olds, it was being used before 17 year olds were in preschool - maybe you should keep up with the times.)
You're displaying your ignorance again. You clearly know nothing about investment banking. Cursing is a prerequisite. You're not allowed to bankrupt any countries until you can use fuck in every part of speech. It's actually on the Series 7.
136 - Sure, sure, whatever you say. Cracking you up, I know, you're ROFL. No one actually rolls on the floor laughing. That's so infantile. Why do you advertise how stupid you sound? Crazy to you, maybe, but certainly not dumb. Haven't we gone over this already? Isn't it time for you to go to bed? I can stay up until dawn - have I mentioned I don't HAVE to work? I devote my life to politics and scrapbooking. Makes people jealous - people with meaningless jobs who obsess about money and being thin, which will probably never happen for them. But I'm getting off topic. Cutesy phrases are for kids - let them go if you want anyone to take you seriously.
134 - Oh my god, you just won a bet! You bet I would attack your post and that's what I'm doing! Is it sad that I'm attacking your post? Or sad that I need help? Or sad about my sister? Or just sad that there's no spammy here? I can't figure it out. +++++++++++++
It's sad that you can't figure it out with all the intellect swirling around in there.
143 - Yes, some things are sad I will admit. But all the intellect swirling around in my head isn't sad. Trying to figure out what illiterate people are trying to say isn't really sad, I would just say it's a tad bit annoying. If you would rather read spam, then I suggest you start spamming. This will all go away. No one's holding a gun to your head to read here. If it's spam you want, then go for it.
134 - Oh my god, you just won a bet! You bet I would attack your post and that's what I'm doing! Is it sad that I'm attacking your post? Or sad that I need help? Or sad about my sister? Or just sad that there's no spammy here? I can't figure it out.
All I know is that I'm personally not sad. As a matter of fact, I'm NEVER sad. I'm one of those people who is always happy, energetic, in a good mood, tons of energy - never any down time. I will admit that I do need help, though. This lawn is getting out of control. Do you know anyone? September 1, 2013 at 8:55 PM
Get off your fat ass.
Stop scrapbooking and mow it.
or
Get a job and stop sponging off your husband (as everyone here claims people do if you are female and don't work) and pay someone to do it.
There are options. Scissors?
Have your internet disconnected and use the money to pay someone. That would be the best thing for you as it looks like you're on the edge. Please get some help at an ER or mental facility. Do you have someone nearby? The things you've written tonight are very disturbing and I really think you'd benefit from getting treatment. I could get ahold of blogger for you and have them call the hospital or police for you if you like. (Like they did for Rhonda - not rhondito - years ago at the bucket).
I hope you do take the advice to step away - don't consider it a smack attempt but advice.
136 - Sure, sure, whatever you say. Cracking you up, I know, you're ROFL. No one actually rolls on the floor laughing. That's so infantile. Why do you advertise how stupid you sound? Crazy to you, maybe, but certainly not dumb. Haven't we gone over this already? Isn't it time for you to go to bed? I can stay up until dawn - have I mentioned I don't HAVE to work? I devote my life to politics and scrapbooking. Makes people jealous - people with meaningless jobs who obsess about money and being thin, which will probably never happen for them. But I'm getting off topic. Cutesy phrases are for kids - let them go if you want anyone to take you seriously. September 1, 2013 at 8:59 PM
136 never said "ROFL". Learn to read. Learn comprehension too, it will help you in your fantasy world.
145 - Well, thank you. I felt the love coming through. But, my ass isn't fat, so there goes that option. Why is it "sponging" off my husband when I put him through school and had his six kids? I can't use scissors because the yard is almost an acre - it would take too long. Don't think I haven't already thought of these things. I can't get my internet disconnected, or I won't be able to post my layouts on Two Peas for my kids to look at, and most importantly, I won't be able to read smack sites.
I realize what I've written is disturbing, but the sooner you hear the truth about what clueless bullies you are, the better. I know it's hard to face one's demons, but believe me, in the long run you'll be the better for it.
But most of all, I appreciate your heartfelt concern. And people said smackers were nasty - who knew!
143 - Yes, some things are sad I will admit. But all the intellect swirling around in my head isn't sad. Trying to figure out what illiterate people are trying to say isn't really sad, I would just say it's a tad bit annoying. If you would rather read spam, then I suggest you start spamming. This will all go away. No one's holding a gun to your head to read here. If it's spam you want, then go for it. September 1, 2013 at 9:05 PM
You're losing your mind. 143 never mentioned spam.
I highly doubt anyone has ever been impressed with your lack of intelligence. Sorry to break it to you.
148 - EXACTLY. No one has ever been impressed with my LACK of intelligence. However, many people have been impressed with my ACTUAL intelligence. A lot of people - I mean A LOT. But I don't want to brag. That isn't becoming. How would I know who mentioned spam? You're all hiding, remember? That's what bullies do - they hide. Apparently I'll never be able to hide, not with this adam's apple sticking out for the whole world to see. Someone said they preferred spam and I recommended they start spamming. Simple. All you have to do is pay attention.
Anyone who uses wow.just.wow. is another brainless twit. YET another 17 year old silly teenager girl affectation. For god's sake, you people, grow the fuck up! Enough with the ROFL, smiley faces, LOLs, STFUs, words.with.periods., ____much? and This. Just this. Nothing is more aggravating than having to read so-called adults write stupid pre-teen drivel. Christ, move on.
your layouts are manic and disjointed, very much like your posts. You have absolutely no scrapbooking talent whatsoever. I've rarely seen pages that are as poorly done as yours.
And now the twopeassmack site has the distinct pleasure of hosting a visit from the curator from the Museum of Modern Art. Here with her expert opinion is Ms. 152 - "Your layouts are manic and disjointed....you have absolutely no scrapbooking talent whatsoever. I've rarely seen pages that are as poorly done as yours." Rarely are we privileged with such erudite, succinct, yet profound insight from one of the best minds in Modern Scrapbooking. After all, 152 did win the prestigious K-Mart International Scrapfest Judging Award in 1997, along with the Pulitzer Prize in Scrapjudging in 2001. We can only assume that 152s opinion is right on target, a cumulation of decades of scrapbook judging. Limapea2 was humbled not only by the presence of such a towering figure in the Modern Scrapbook Judging World, but also by the attention that was given her humbly submitted work. Unfortunately, it was later discovered that 152 was actually looking at the wrong gallery, one located two streets away, but with the same street address. Due to her high standing in the community, though, this slight was overlooked.
Oh yeah, crazy people don't talk in third person. I don't think you can truly comprehend that though. You are worse than Lanus in the "trying to hard" category.
Anyone who uses wow.just.wow. is another brainless twit. YET another 17 year old silly teenager girl affectation. For god's sake, you people, grow the fuck up! Enough with the ROFL, smiley faces, LOLs, STFUs, words.with.periods., ____much? and This. Just this. Nothing is more aggravating than having to read so-called adults write stupid pre-teen drivel. Christ, move on. September 1, 2013 at 9:19 PM
You do realize you are posting that on the
get this
Wow.Just.Wow blog right?
I think it's hilarious (LOL/ROFL/Whatever crazy lady) that you're taking it so serious here (go ahead claim you aren't). I think it's hilarious that you are going to defend yourself so adamantly knowing full well that people are doing it to get your riled up and then laughing at you.
Go ahead, state how much better you are than everyone here - again.
Yes, I AM Limapea, and I do have intellect and class.
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No, nobody with either of those attributes ever feels the need to announce them. Just the thought of making a statement like you did would be a total anathema to someone with intellect and/or class.
LOL - you made $1.7 million in one year as an investment banker, and yet the best you can do with your Labor Day weekend is brag anonymously about it on a scrapbooking smack blog. I guess it's true what they say, money can't buy class.
Word that a school district in South Sumatra may require Senior High School (SMA) girls to submit to a virginity test has sparked an outcry in Indonesia.
Senior high school students in Madiun, East Java, said mandatory virginity tests would make them afraid to come to school. The topic has been hotly debated in Indonesia after media reported that one school district was planning such tests. [Yenny Herawati/Khabar]
Senior high school students in Madiun, East Java, said mandatory virginity tests would make them afraid to come to school. The topic has been hotly debated in Indonesia after media reported that one school district was planning such tests. [Yenny Herawati/Khabar]
"We are planning a virginity test for SMA girls and their equivalent. We're proposing funding for the test in the 2014 regional budget," Kompas quoted H. M. Rasyid, head of the educational office in Prabumulih, South Sumatra, as saying on August 19th.
He said he expected the plan would be controversial. "But, at the same time, we hope girl students don't fall into something negative. That is why we are discussing this for next year".
Proposal met with outrage
A few days later, Rasyid vigorously denied his office was considering such a policy, and said the media had misinterpreted his statements, according to The Jakarta Globe. But the initial report triggered widespread response.
"If the goal is improvement, so that our children avoid negative things, there are more noble ways," Education Minister Mohammad Nuh told reporters at the State Palace in Jakarta.
"If they are not virgins, then what? Will they not be allowed to go to school?" asked the minister, clearly irate.
159 Anonymous said... 159 "LOL - you made $1.7 million in one year as an investment banker, and yet the best you can do with your Labor Day weekend is brag anonymously about it on a scrapbooking smack blog. I guess it's true what they say, money can't buy class"
Apparently, intelligence cannot buy you class either. Or buy you coherency. But then again, you really can't prove that you are intelligent. We only have your word on that. Based on your ranting and raving on here and at the bukkit, we can only conclude that you are, in FACT, crazy and delusional. Or need to check into rehab for a Bailey's addiction.
Funny thought...in the infamous cupcake thread, when Limapea2 first showed her true colors, she commented quite frequently about how the "smack bloggers" are right on the money in their running commentary about the Peas. Now that the tables have turned on her, she is going all apeshit again! She thought you guys were her friends! That's ok. Keep her over here. We've got enough crazies on 2Peas. We don't need her.
163 - Hey Einstein - I'm Limapea and I'm NOT 159. So much for your detective skills. OH MY GOD! There's more than ONE Limapea!!! More than ONE person who thinks the lot of you are playground bullies!?!?!? On this cupcake thread that you so obviously seem to be addicted to, I stated that SOME things that SOME people stated had a grain of truth, although the majority of what you yahoos write was crap. Nice try attempting to weed out the one phrase that suits your purposes. Oh no! The smackbullies don't NEED me here! Well, I guess I've been told.
Best question of the day from my husband - Why do you keep laughing so much?
hey limpy, stop whining about bullies. You show up on a smack blog and cry and moan because people are smacking you. You're pathetic. You toss insults around and want to dish it out, but clearly can't take it. It's infantile.
166 - Don't worry your empty little head. I'm the real deal, not some shrinking violet shaking and quaking in the corner because some loser smackbullies opened their big fat mouths and had nothing to say. Strange, I'm actually identifiable and you are anonymous! I can smack with the best of them. I'm not some lily-livered, yellow-bellied chicken like yourself who needs to hide behind something to take my pot shots.
I've had a life of fighting for the undefended and if you think the likes of you little dumb kids is going to send me running you would be wrong. A smack blog is to smack people who's behavior in scrapbooking or otherwise is unethical. It's not open-ended warfare on anyone who doesn't agree with your 7th grade mean girls' club. Feeble attempts at bullying like take your meds! Where's your crack pipe? just keep reinforcing that you have NO OTHER MEANS OF FIGHTING other than tired playground name-calling.
Just once why don't you try to actually launch smack that has content, for instance, actually disagree IN WRITING with ANYTHING anyone has written, and use thoughtful argument behind it. You can't do it. My point exactly - you don't have the skills or training to do it. For the most part this is just a bully yard where all the losers who don't have real life skills at negotiation, conversation or argument come because the grown-ups refuse to listen to their bullshit. Boo hoo hoo. Now go run and tell mommy that the mean lady won't let you tell her to shut the fuck up. No one here yet has given me ONE single legitimately smackable thing.
Just to be clear - calling out my ethnicity and saying I'm a silly white girl and stating my layouts suck is NOT smack. I realize most of you think that is actual smack, but NO. Still not smack. That's called RACISM and BULLYING because you have NOTHING ELSE TO SAY. I realize Picasso probably killed himself because our art critic got hold of him and gave him a real dressing down, yet - STILL NOT SMACK.
My goodness this thread went from bad to worst last night. Just a few points of clarification as reading comprehension is apparently not your friend, it was $1.7 million of joint income. I never made more than $750,000 a year in banking.
You make good money in banking. But one would never, ever obtain class from banking. The money is counteracted by an environment where you're surrounded by the most arrogant asses you can imagine and the language would make a sailor blush. I left banking the same classless bitch I started as, just with more money.
As the poster above was kind enough to point out, my labor day weekend has pretty much sucked. I'm stuck at a Holiday Inn Express in the middle of nowhere with 500 preteen boys. Watching limapea's epic meltdown did however provide some much needed entertainment.
169 - I am truly happy I was able to provide you some much needed entertainment. Like you said, you don't have any class, you're stuck out in the middle of nowhere with preteen boys and your weekend sucks. I'm sorry to say that this sounds like karma to me. I know that you are very proud of the small part you played in the financial meltdown of this country, but those days are over. It is time to pay the piper, and it seems you are doing so. I applaud you doing it with such humility. Limapea2
bwahahahaha, you're so fucking stupid. And 170 is able in one short, fell swoop to reinforce to the entire reading public that she truly is an incredibly stupid clueless jackass without even realizing the feat she just accomplished.
Hey limapea, why don't you go use some of that vast intellect and google investment banking. You might learn something and realize you're displaying your financial ignorance.
173 - No financial ignorance here. Economics is my forte - at least one of them. Don't make me list my qualifications again. Neither one of us wants that. Bankers are THE most evil force on the planet. Institutionalized rape. There could be things I could learn, but something tells me it PROBABLY, statistically won't come from YOU.
Of course you can't learn them, you're incapable of realizing that there are people who have more knowledge than you do. I spent almost a decade on Wall Street. I am well versed on the players who contributed to the financial collapse and could even explain how MBS and CDOs work to you, even though I was never involved with that part of banking. You're comment is ignorant as it shows a complete lack of knowledge of the many, many different aspects of investment banking. It's akin to telling a lawyer that they're responsible for the cost of malpractice insurance. Without even realizing that not all lawyers are personal injury lawyers. But keep screaming about your fortes, you're just proving your ignorance.
Oh man, I just laughed out loud again. Bravo 176 for all your bravado! I know EXACTLY what hedge funds do, which is basically what "investment" banking is. Why don't you and Mitt Romney go to a hotel and just get it over with already. You aren't fooling anyone with your knowledge of "players" and MBSs and CDOs. Ha! But I'll be sure to tell the economics professors at the University of Michigan that you've got the goods on them. Boy, will their faces be red!
177 - I did not delete anything a the pod, Bruno. Obviously your research skills aren't so world-class after all. You probably couldn't find your way out of Krispy Kreme if it was on fire.
Oh honey, no hedge funds and investment banks are not the same. If you ever took an economics class at University of Michigan, I feel sorry for your professors. But in reality it was probably Econ 101, so I doubt they really would have delved into corporate finance.
Oh here we go with Lessons in Life 101: Sociology IS economics, you study economic theory in sociology, because it is the BASIC social organization of society. Not just one or two classes, you little podunks - undergraduate and graduate level. But these last desperate gasps at discrediting me are actually getting boring. I thought I told you that my mind spins fast. This grade school stuff is stifling. NO, I didn't delete anything. YES, I am very well-versed in many academic areas. Yawn. Can we move on? Is there ANYTHING you have to say that is actually smackable and legitimate? Or could you go on for years telling me to drink more whiskey, smoke more crack, take more meds and shut the fuck up? Didn't get enough laughs in the 7th grade with those? Still trying to get some more mileage out of them? Wake me up when an actual thought crashes through the granite of your skull.
181 - "Oh honey," is ALWAYS a sign of bitter, spiteful resentment. Because you don't have the actual skills to debate, you put on a facade of superiority with the Oh honey, and sweetie talk. Another affectation of those who have nothing substantial to work with. Investment banking and hedge funds are siamese twins. And OH NO! Charles Keating is my uncle and he was responsible for the savings and loan collapse of the 1980s! So shame on me, but YES I do know investment banking, I do know hedge funds, I know all about the banking industry. It's sort of in the family, if you know what I mean. Now go put that in your superior know-it-all investment banking pipe. And by the way, taking messages for your boss does not qualify you as a banking expert.
You think a hedge fund and a investment bank are the same thing. Clearly you don't understand corporate finance. BTW Sociology is a fluff degree, you "study" economic theory. Kids who can't hack it beyond calculus switch to sociology and anthropology. You can't understand economics beyond a supply and demand graph without higher level math.
186 - Sure, sure, whatever you say there Aristotle. Let's you and I go head to head with fluff and we'll see who knows what. I'll be sure to send Karl Marx a note that ANONYMOUS on a scrapbook smack site has declared that sociology is fluff. Really, you people actually make me laugh and that's not easy to do. Oh wait, Marx is dead. Our renowned art critic no doubt took a look at his sketches and shred him to pieces. Poor guy. If only he'd known what he was up against.
We've already gone head to head sweetie. You don't know that an investment bank and a hedge fund are different, but think economics is your forte. In real economics, one uses differential equations to study dynamic market equilibrium and growth models.
In sociology, the students aren't capable of that level of analysis. There's a reason sociology isn't a highly recruited degree to work in finance. A pure mathematics degree is highly desirable on Wall Street, even if they've never taken a single economics course.
Okay, SWEETIE. "Differential equations" were at the very root of the banking and mortgage collapse of this country. Differential equations by blowhard MBAs, who invented formulas on paper that stupid greedy people (YOURSELF) took advantage of are the reason this country is in the spot it's in today. Please don't talk to me about your vastly superior "DIFFERENTIAL EQUATIONS". My father is a chemical engineer, as is my husband and son. I know from DIFFERENTIAL EQUATIONS. It's true, I do not devote my life to math equations but I certainly know what they are, how they work and the damage they do. Mostly, I know about how stupid and greedy people are who think they know everything and want to control society with their DIFFERENTIAL EQUATIONS. And their DYNAMIC MARKET EQUILIBRIUM. I appreciate that you took the time to do a quick look-up on google, though. I repeat, taking messages for your boss does NOT an investment banker make.
Oh limpea. That's sad. No differential equations weren't the root of the banking and mortgage collapse. Perhaps your father or husband or son can explain them to you, and fyi if you don't understand math, it's okay. Just don't claim something is your forte when it so clearly is not. Again, you clearly don't have even the most basic understanding of our financial system. You've clearly read too many slate magazine articles about evil investment bankers.
And just so you know - it's not the MBAs that invent formulas. The people behind all the formulaic trading models are PhDs from MIT and CalTech - they also wouldn't call themselves investment bankers.
190 - How verbose! And eloquent. And elegant! The height of sophistication.
191 - Why don't you just give it a rest? You aren't going to prevail for the main reason that you are wrong. And I am right. You want to come across as Ms. Smug I-Know-Banking, but you were some low-level clerk and you don't know shit. I am a career academic and you don't have the first clue about what you think you're trying to talk about, what with these little words you picked up here and there while getting coffee for your boss. I have 15 years of academic study in regard to the economic, social, political and religious foundations of this country. You can't compete with me with your piddly "differential equation" terms. I live and breathe knowledge of the social fabric of this country. Your boss gave you a tip on investing your money which you took advantage of, made some money, then got laid off and then lost it all. I know exactly where you're coming from. Calling people honey and sweetie only weakens your argument. You give yourself away from the get-go, as do people who use smiley faces, ROFL, STFU, and ______much? No doubt you've never stepped foot in a university classroom. Those PhDs from MIT and CalTech would chop off an arm if they had to be stuck in an elevator with you. On the other hand, I'm the one they make eyes at. How's that for fabulous. Brains are the sexiest organ in the body.
Limapea is obviously suffering from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illusory_superiority either that or she's really a 300 pound man living in his parents basement living on a diet of hot pockets and world of warcraft with really nothing better to do.
If you ever wonder why you're smack blog fodder limpea reread 192. It really doesn't matter how much you stamp your foot and shout about how educated or AWESOME you are, and that no one can compete with your awesomeness. You're really not special. The reality is plain for all of us to see.
Limpy is obliot. Who the hell knows where the layouts came from. Maybe he scanned his baby books. They look vintage. Academic, superiority, utterly unselfaware.
Oh yes, all those PhDs from MIT answer their own phones, set up meetings, and even order office supplies. They also do all their own scut work, spreadsheets, and general crappy office work Sure. By the way, I just saw the Tooth Fairy leave the dollar store today.
Getting coffee for your boss, never set foot in a university, etc. If you were even half as awesome as you claim to be, you wouldn't have to convince yourself that those disagreeing with you are poorly educated, idiots.
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Your post - FAIL
Get over yourself sweety.
Questions are being raised about why the United States didn't act in advance of last week's chemical weapons attack in Syria, amid indications that U.S. intelligence was picking up warning signs that an attack was imminent in the days leading up to the strike.
That would have been the time to fire a “shot across the bow” at the regime of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad, who allegedly ordered the attacks
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3250968
Jesus Christ. This woman is surrounded by more grief and misery than anyone I know in real life.
She is the biggest grief whore at the bucket, which is saying A LOT.
Telling an adult, one's husband, that they cannot buy a bag of chips....Wtf?
I'd be furious, if my spouse told me I couldn't have/buy a bag of chips.
My guess is the wife is a lazy ass, who doesn't want to work, and she wants to control her husbands income.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3251078
I seriously can not imagine anybodies kitchen being so small they have to juggle round two bags of chips.
Not that it matters but if he buys more it will be 3 bags. :P
.just.sayin'.
#4 she never said she doesn't work herself, only that they're on a budget. Do you know from previous posts or something that she doesn't work?
Louise...
I think the bigger problem is Mommy wants to pay for dd's college and I'm guessing Daddy doesn't. She says they've taken a hit in income. Let the dd take out loans. College is something parents should pay for only if they can truly afford it. If buying that extra bag of chips fucks the budget maybe dd needs to help out with college expenses.
She mentions debt, I wonder what their retirement account looks like. Maybe dad figures if he isn't ever going to be able to retire he should at least get what chips he wants now.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3251148
I bet Satan caused it.
196 - Guess what, I'm limapea and I AM addicted to facts. Just like you seem to be addicted to writing stupid shit that has absolutely no point.
210 - "guess what" you're a fucking train wreck woman. Get some help from a goog therapist before it's too late. Thats a real fact. The word salad you spew is just blather.
I don't know any goog therapists. The real fact is that you are another empty-headed nothing with nothing to say so you pump yourself up on an anonymous board trying to throw your weight around. I'm sure it is blather to you since you obviously have the IQ of a gnat. Go back to making money on your back - it's the only way you'll get ahead since brains aren't your forte.
10, 11 and 12 are why this blog is dying.
13 - So revive it.
10 Anonymous said... 10
196 - Guess what, I'm limapea and I AM addicted to facts. Just like you seem to be addicted to writing stupid shit that has absolutely no point.
September 1, 2013 at 7:52 AM
Did you feel compelled to try to get special treatment because you outed your own also anonymous pea alt? No need to add who you are, people will just bother you like they do BL here.
That comment clearly had a point. I'm really sorry that you missed it (sort of, ... yeah..no I'm not).
Thanks 11, not necessary but thank you (I agree).
12, shut up "oooh i'm limapea" lol. Get a clue and move along.
there might be hope for this blog yet now that limapea showed up and filled the huge void left by Kendra.
I'm pretty sure limapea can't hear you over the sound of her own awesomeness.
17 - I really can't, it's so loud. Not like the empty echoing vacuum of most of the heads here.
Queen Lucy hereby decrees that limapea is to now be known as "She Who Shall Not Be Named Her Royal Awesomeness"
19 - Look, if you and your silly stupid little friends want to smack me for absolutely nothing, go right ahead. I'll smack your dumb little 2 year old asses right back. Making comments that what I write is blather or whatever is completely pointless. If you have something to smack, do it. If you just want to read all the useless shit you post go right ahead. No doubt you have nothing better in your life than your boring pointless job and lack of real purpose in life. I, on the other hand, don't have to work. I can indulge in reading and commenting on politics with ACTUAL FACTS. You people are nothing but stupid little kids.
Questions are being raised about why the United States didn't act in advance of last week's chemical weapons attack in Syria, amid indications that U.S. intelligence was picking up warning signs that an attack was imminent in the days leading up to the strike.
That would have been the time to fire a “shot across the bow” at the regime of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad, who allegedly ordered the attacks
September 1, 2013 at 12:26 AM
Right, another "pre-emptive strike" now that sounds like a great idea. NOT.
20 sounds more like oblioat every day. (No LP we DON'T care if you are or aren't btw)
20 Anonymous said... 20
19 - Look, if you and your silly stupid little friends want to smack me for absolutely nothing, go right ahead. I'll smack your dumb little 2 year old asses right back. Making comments that what I write is blather or whatever is completely pointless. If you have something to smack, do it.
+++++++++++++
No, I'm not whoever you were talking to but too bad.
Someone smacked you? And you smacked them back?
wut?
[yawn]
To her great astonishment and horror, 22 discovered that NO ONE on the planet actually GAVE A SHIT what she thought! Or cared about. Setting off yet another eating binge, which only resulted in another 32 pound weight gain, just like the last three binges. To top it off, her credit card was maxed out and she had no available cash for more Xtra Cheezy Doritos. Sadly, she was reduced to polishing off two stale boxes of Ritz crackers and three different half-filled cartons of freezer-burnt ice cream. At least it was low-fat.
24 only has a crack pipe. A talkative crack whore.
Wow, 25, did you have to go back to your 8th grade diary to get that one? Clutching my sides.
Limapea is just another fat ass pea.
26 Anonymous said... 26
Wow, 25, did you have to go back to your 8th grade diary to get that one? Clutching my sides.
September 1, 2013 at 12:59 PM
it beat 24 +1000000000000
Lima wants all of BLs attention here at the blog.
27 - Sorry, not fat. Actually very thin all my life. Jealousy doesn't flatter you.
Lima is the worst pea troll ever! Get off the blog.
30 Anonymous said... 30
27 - Sorry, not fat. Actually very thin all my life. Jealousy doesn't flatter you.
September 1, 2013 at 1:10 PM
Jealous.. LMAO
"ohhh look at my anonymous anonymous, I think I'm special." You're special alright.
You're jealous of BL
Keep answering, it's entertaining.
Good thing Lima loves herself.
Oh boo hoo. The smart grown-up lady is picking on all the stupid little dumb kids. Now they all have to have a little pile-up to fight back. You go, little kiddies. Not much else going on in your life anyway.
If little Anon really is Lima, she is displaying none of the intellect or class I assumed she has from her 2Pea posts.
Shut the fuck up limp pea. I swear to fucking god you're moronic. The more you crow about your awesomeness the more we know you're a stupid fucking windbag.
If you thought limpea had intellect or class 235, you're a moron. The second someone comes to an anonymous message board spewing about their awesomeness you can pretty much guarantee they're full fucking shit.
Smart grown up woman - wholly fuck lady. I've seen your layouts. There isn't a damn thing to be jealous about in your life.
36, 37, 38 - Oh look! I said fuck and fucking and fucking shit! That means I've definitely made my point! Yes, I AM Limapea, and I do have intellect and class and I also have no patience for stupid, useless, empty-headed dumbshits who do not have the first clue how to debate. If you want to SMACK something, then actually smack it. Opening your big empty mouths and crowing that something is moronic or blather because you can't understand it is not smack, nor is it debate. It's 2 year old garbage. I happen to be "awesome" because I have credentials and use them. You people rely on screaming fuck and actually think you made a point. I'm not the anonymous ones, you are. You know what 38 - you'd chop off your right arm to have 1/100th of my life. In real life, as well as on an anonymous smack board, I'd knock you out of the park in 2 seconds flat - in every single category you can dream up. How's that for awesome? Now go back to studying for your GED.
FFS, it's bad enough we have to put up with limapea's self-righteous, self-aggrandizing tripe at the pod.
Please stop feeding the troll, you all, and maybe she'll go away so we can have a decent adult conversation again. Or a shitty one. Whatever.
Any conversation that is minus limapea is better than any conversation with her present.
39 = tl:dr
Watch her flip out and type out epic paragraphs again (that no one reads) LOL
Time to go take your meds there Hostile/Limadumbass.
34 Anonymous said... 34
Oh boo hoo. The smart grown-up lady is picking on all the stupid little dumb kids. Now they all have to have a little pile-up to fight back. You go, little kiddies. Not much else going on in your life anyway.
September 1, 2013 at 1:26 PM
Your crack pipe empty yet? How about the bottle of whiskey?
36 Anonymous said... 36
Shut the fuck up limp pea. I swear to fucking god you're moronic. The more you crow about your awesomeness the more we know you're a stupid fucking windbag.
September 1, 2013 at 1:39 PM
+1000000000
and
38 made me LOL
40 - Ha! Decent adult conversation. As if you people had a clue. Yes, why don't you enlighten us, 40, with your fascinating, fabulous conversation? I know I'm sitting on the edge of my seat.
39 Anonymous said... 39
36, 37, 38 - Oh look! I said fuck and fucking and fucking shit! That means I've definitely made my point! Yes, I AM Limapea, and I do have intellect and class and I also have no patience for stupid, useless, empty-headed dumbshits who do not have the first clue how to debate. If you want to SMACK something, then actually smack it. Opening your big empty mouths and crowing that something is moronic or blather because you can't understand it is not smack, nor is it debate. It's 2 year old garbage. I happen to be "awesome" because I have credentials and use them. You people rely on screaming fuck and actually think you made a point. I'm not the anonymous ones, you are. You know what 38 - you'd chop off your right arm to have 1/100th of my life. In real life, as well as on an anonymous smack board, I'd knock you out of the park in 2 seconds flat - in every single category you can dream up. How's that for awesome? Now go back to studying for your GED.
September 1, 2013 at 1:58 PM
This would be better if it was
TYPED IN ALL CAPS AND READ OUT LOUD BY SAM KINISON OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
ROFL
Your meltdown is moving toward epic LP.
Try harder.
What you don't seem to grasp for all your supposed intellect limpy is that there are many people on this board who are not high school drp outs or working menial jobs. We're the people who don't actually post inane questions on the pod and don't wade into the how big is your house or what kind of purse do you carry that are obvious attempts by the spreadsheeters to ferret out who has money and who doesn.t
The fact that you keep equating people who think you're a dumbshit with needing to study for a GED is the very reason we know you're intellect is actually far less than you wish it was. I don't need to brag about my "credentials". I actually LOL when you posted yours - I'd feel sorry for you if you weren't such a bitch.
You can keep pretending or lying to yourself that we want your life, it's really quite humorous. As I said, I know low class when I see it, and you sweetie, for all your crowing are very low class.
Let's see, take your meds, empty crack pipe, where's the whiskey, Oh I'm ROFL! Try harder. Wow, some real stand-up comics here. Can't decently smack anything, wouldn't know a debate if it bit them in the face, pathetic playground "insults." You people really think you're on a roll. Pathetic. You know why the word loser was invented? For people like you, who have no purpose in life, no vocabulary, no ethics, sense of humor, no goals, nothing. You've got nothing, yet think others actually want to read it. Good luck with that.
I think I have a fucking girl crush on you 247. But my fuckings were still funner to type out.
It's a fucking smack blog limpy. If you're looking for ethics or a sense of humour go find a new fucking place to post.
47 - Who said I posted my credentials here? I didn't, unless you're talking about on the NSBR board, which I thought you said you didn't read. I don't bother with questions about how big houses or purses are. I discuss things that are worth discussing. You don't brag about credentials because you don't have any to brag about. Anyone who uses the word sweetie on a blog has nothing but spite.
The point of a smack blog is to actually smack, 50. Not blow off your big mouth without actually saying anything. This is why you need a smack blog - no one listens to people like you in real life. Because you have nothing to say. Saying fuck and take your meds is not smack. I've gotten a lot from reading smack blogs, but not from pointless nothings like you.
I'll play. I won't list my IQ (I consider that in poor taste), but can tell you that I received a college scholarship from Mensa. Graduated from one of the top universities in the US (I'm not stupid enough to say which one, it's way too identifiable) with a BS, Masters and MBA (not all at the same time). My top annual income was 750,000 when I worked as an investment banker and our top taxable joint income in one year was $1.7 million (you've got to love stock options). I had a net worth of $1 million before I was 30, and currently have over $5 million in liquid assets. I also own 4 homes. By the way, I'm 40, and I'm not even overweight. Do you really think I want your life? Dream on sweetie.
You don't seem to understand that there are more than one person posting. I never said fuck. And anyone who said they don't READ the pod, have really wondered into the wrong place. It's a smack blog for NSBR.
52 - Now that WAS funny! You just keep dreaming on, there ANONYMOUS. Well, I'll tell you, too. I have several degrees from the University of Michigan and I could kick your ass in any debate in about the time it takes for you to dream up another one of your imaginary lives. Ha! You don't have the first clue about the upper class, do you? And you actually thought you could just sneak yourself in there and they wouldn't notice! I DID get a good laugh with that one. Liquid assets, my ass. The only liquid assets you've ever had already came out of your ass. P.S. This is Limapea, go look it up. I'm smarter than you and I don't have multiple personalities either. A+ in Imagination for you!
Thanks for proving my point limpy. You're bragging about the University of Michigan! That wouldn't have even my safety school. Keep telling yourself that you're the only one with intelligence who's wandered into NSBR. I imagine it makes you feel better.
Only 5 million? You need to try harder.
Fuck fuck fuck. Talk about ruining a fucking girl crush. I know who the fuck you are 252, and I haven't forgotten the election shit.
You're right 256. But I'm pretty much retired now. There are many, many people much wealthier. It's the reason I shake my head at limpy's bragging. You inevitably run into someone smarter, richer, thinner. One of the parents at my kid's school is C level executive with a public company. His salary and stock options are listed in the proxy statements. Let's just say, he made more last year, than I will ever make in a lifetime.
No need for you to worry, 55. UM wouldn't look at you twice. All they would need to do is look at a sample of your writing - ha! "That wouldn't have even my safety." You go, girl (by that I mean child).
I might imagine a lot of things, but I certainly can't imagine like Ms. 52 can! MENSA! Top University! MBA! Next we'll hear that she's an international runway model working on black holes. Designing her own fashion line and buying a chain of sweet potato drive-throughs. OH MY GOD - I just realized that 52 is Stephen Hawking! And he loves to scrapbook! And write shit on scrapbook boards!
Hey guess what, 52? My cousin actually DID graduate from Harvard. And I'm not afraid to say the name! Because people might recognize it!! I'm not ACTUALLY him, though. Unlike yourself, I don't get my life confused with other people's lives. Or even imaginary ones! Ahhh, this is funny. I have to go play with my 6 year old granddaughter now, who has a higher IQ than everyone who has posted here commbined, including myself. But what would you expect - the apple don't fall far from the tree. Signed, Limapea2.
You can still love me 257. I didn't post on any elections threads.
For fuck sake limpy. Don't you get it? You're no different than 252. You think you're fucking awesome and most of us know you're full of fucking shit. Lather repeat.
48 Anonymous said... 48
Let's see, take your meds, empty crack pipe, where's the whiskey, Oh I'm ROFL! Try harder. Wow, some real stand-up comics here. Can't decently smack anything, wouldn't know a debate if it bit them in the face, pathetic playground "insults." You people really think you're on a roll. Pathetic. You know why the word loser was invented? For people like you, who have no purpose in life, no vocabulary, no ethics, sense of humor, no goals, nothing. You've got nothing, yet think others actually want to read it. Good luck with that.
September 1, 2013 at 2:51 PM
You're unraveling. Love it.
"Pathetic...pathetic"! You're the redundant retard.
Who (#?) smacked you here to get your feathers all riled up and messy anyway? Where did all this pent up anger come from?
I fear for your granddaughters safety.
I think lima is an angry Jenny.
52 Wants to wow us with her imaginary life but what she doesn't even realize is that she's bragging about being part of the financial collapse, EVEN if there were two grains of truth to what she says. The reality is, people who really do have incomes like that don't sit their asses on a smack site to prove how fabulous they are. I actually read smack sites because I actually scrapbook. And of course, let's not forge that 52 JUST HAS TO KEEP EVERYTHING SUCH A SECRET!!!! YES, so the universe, and especially a smack site DOESN'T EVER FIND OUT HER IDENTITY!! IT WOULD BE SO SHOCKING!!!!
Get OVER your pathetic, useless self, 52. There IS no Mensa, there is no millions in the bank, liquid asset bullshit. You were a receptionist at a Fortune 500 company in the late 90s or put your cards on the table. I'll match yours any day. BYW, my Harvard cousin has been the executive producer of the longest-running series on TV. What you got up your sleeve, 52? CEO of Citibank, I suppose?
I'm not unraveling. I'm chuckling at all you no-names who pretend you have some fabulous creds when you have nothing. I have no problem stating who I am, what I've done. I have a problem when little scaredy-cats hide on here and say what I post on Two Peas is crap. Bunch of no-name, nothing bullies who make up identities because they have no real skills at argument or even smack for god's sake. A 6 year old can do smack better than most of you. If you want to smack what I write on Two Peas, then SMACK it, for christ's sake. Don't give me a pile of your nothing bullshit. And fake identities.
64? LMAO @ you still. With your "I have no problem stating who I am"... THAT makes me laugh - you're anonymous here and at the bucket. How's THAT for "stating who you are?".
You ARE unraveling and it's great fun to watch.
Still not answering the "who smacked you here?" question huh?
Oh and I still fear for the safety of your granddaughter. You are insane, that can't be safe.
Is that you in those tired looking layouts? Nice adams apple.
Poor sweet unhinged limpy.
65 - If I WAS unraveling (don't get too excited, I'm not) you say it's great fun to watch? So what you're saying is that you are a human piece of shit. Watching people unravel is fun? A smack board is to smack legitimate crap - not announce to everyone what a sociopath you are. How the hell do I know "who" smacked me - you're all hiding. You can easily find out who I am by going to Two Peas. I'm merely responding to 196. I'm about as insane as you are intelligent. Again, if you want to smack what I write, give me some actual smack. Not fucking this, fucking that, shut the fuck up. That's not smack - that's some of you brainless fleas vomiting nothing.
More ranting. I caused the financial collapse all by my lonesome. I'm sorry you've never managed to obtain a high paying career with all your credentials. And for what it's worth, you did notice the PAST TENSE in my income. I'm retired from banking. I have no clue why I need a CEO up my sleeve. I stated my history, you can choose to believe whatever you like. As you're so interested in stating who you are - go for it. Who are you?
268...you are mentally unhinged. It's sort of sad to see you unraveling. Mental illness is nothing to be made fun of you guys. I have no doubt she is Limapea, because she became similarly unhinged at the bucket. It's not funny, it's just sad.
She's an utter fruitcake. The cupcake thread proved that she's a complete nutjob.
I know it's a smack blog. But I agree with 70. She's clearly ill. Limapea go play with your granddaughter. This isn't a healthy place for you.
69 - I'd be far too humiliated to crow about what a high-paid superstar I was at a bank. That's on par with admitting you were in prison for rape. I certainly wasn't the one who felt compelled to list my laundry list of MENSA, MBA, SECRET SECRET TOP-NOTCH university credentials - you were. You can easily find me but of course, you need that screen of anonymity behind your MILLIONS AND MILLIONS of liquid assets. Even the 6 year old laughed at that one.
70 - Oh look, Sigmund Freud is in the house! How lucky for me you were able to diagnose me!
Limpy is the rich (hahahaha) "human services" worker.
You are a bigger narcissist than Obama, it doesn't surprise me that you wish you knew him. You're so powerful yet you don't know him?
Wut? You are nothing...
Limpasspea said she had to leave. I'll add "Liar" to the list.
Mentally unstable
Unhinged
Narcissist
Liar
Crack Whore
75 - Wut? Certainly not on the same scale as yourself. That's so hilariously funny that I admire Obama? How funny, I'm dying. Working in foster care administration for 15 years is also funny? Hahaha. Wow, can barely contain myself. What was it again that you do? Limapea2
Limp? Having another temper tantrum?
I'd like to see lima hooked to a harness and told to punch at the punching bag then slowly move the bag just out of reach. That would be a good tantrum.
What's the matter lima, no one at the bucket wants to engage with you anymore?
I don't want limp peas life but I'd be down for a pull off her crack pipe. Seriously lady, get some help. You're scary disturbed...but still awesome at blather.
Notice how quickly the responses come after a post. I think it's one very lonely and bored person talking to them self.
From 215 on there is nothing but arguing back and forth, neither side is coherent.
81 - You know, I AM pretty good at blather. I won first prize at UM's Annual Blather Event three years in a row. The thing is, I actually like a little MEAT in my blather. Not just your everyday smack board Fuck this, Fuck you, Shut the Fuck Up blather. That gets old pretty quick. But strangely enough, you can go to a smack site and despite the fact that there are PAGES and PAGES of smack, there's no ACTUAL SMACK!! Weird. BTW, no crack pipe, sorry. Just cake. And brains. Cake and brains, that's it.
"Them self" Talking to them self. Good one 82! They do come quick, I refresh a lot of pages quickly a lot of the time while watching RHNJ. BTW, things are probably coherent for the people who wrote them, THEM SELF.
Cake, brains and loads of medication.
82 Anonymous said... 82
Notice how quickly the responses come after a post. I think it's one very lonely and bored person talking to them self.
From 215 on there is nothing but arguing back and forth, neither side is coherent.
September 1, 2013 at 6:22 PM
I've written some of the things here and I've read comments also about lima, it's not just one.
75 - Wut? Certainly not on the same scale as yourself. That's so hilariously funny that I admire Obama? How funny, I'm dying. Working in foster care administration for 15 years is also funny? Hahaha. Wow, can barely contain myself. What was it again that you do? Limapea2
September 1, 2013 at 5:55 PM
You claimed you worked in human services, I had no idea it was foster care. Still doesn't seem like a millionaires lot in life LOL. Also, you were the one creaming yourself over the obama gif that sock posted in the cupcake thread.
I can't believe you're not posting from the white house right now. How lowly of you. I mean with all your credentials you're claiming to have.
I do not need to tell you what I do, I don't feel the need but thanks for asking. I don't feed spreadsheeters.
85 - Oh yes, loads of medication! That one always gets them every time, doesn't it?! Loads of medication because it's just so HILARIOUS to make fun of people who are on medication. You know, like people who are depressed or anxious. Like my sister, who was depressed and committed suicide. Yah, that one's a real side-splitter - loads of medication. Make sure you take that on the road with you. Limapea2 (P.S. I don't always identify myself, but I'm not as MYSTERIOUS as Ms. Banker Who Has MILLIONS AND MILLIONS AND MENSA AND MBA's and WHO SHAKES HER HEAD AT ME).
87 - When in the hell did I ever say I was a millionaire? You are getting me confused with Ms. 52, the Millionaire Banker with Liquid Assets We Must All Admire from Afar (Don't forget MBA, MENSA). So what if I love Barack Obama? Is there some kind of smack no-no about that? And just because I admire Obama doesn't mean I would be at the White House? Who's starting to sound crazy now? Is that the best you can come up with?
I couldn't give a rat's ass what you do. You felt the need to make fun of a career in human services, what does it matter if it's doing therapy or foster care? You seem to think that's smackable. My point is that no matter what it is you do, I'm sure it's a lot more smackable than me running programs for foster kids. Don't flatter yourself - you aren't on anyone's spreadsheet.
What the hell lady. I am seriously sorry you don't have money. But instead of being so clearly intimidated, you might just stop carrying on about your wonderful life and how people would chop off limbs to have your life. You posted your layouts. You'd pretty clearly middle class. There's nothing to be ashamed about, but stop carrying on about your awesomeness when you are clearly nothing special.
90 - Clearly intimidated! You obviously are NOT talking to me (Limapea). I am NOT intimidated, you got the wrong guy. My education and husband's income say upper-middle class, sorry to disappoint. But if we are going to compare specialness, can you voluntarily wiggle your eyes back and forth? Because I can. So I guess that makes me the winner.
I have no idea why I'm wading into this craziness. I'm not millionaire banker, but I do suspect I know who she is - and no it's not busypea. I think limapea read too much of the smackblog and really thinks all the peas are idiots. We spend our time smacking the stupid questions and pointing out the women who clearly can't find their way out of paper bag. I'll be the first to stay there's a whole lot of stupid there, but I know 4 people IRL that are peas.
One of them is the wife of a doctor, and I have no doubt can give the banker lady a run for her money. One of the others, isn't rich by any means, but utterly brilliant.
I'm sure the vast majority of the peas are average middle class women. Not brilliant, but not idiots. Not rich, but not destitute. Very few are going to think limapea is the be all end all. Clearly she needs that validation, or she goes off the deep end.
Congratulations on your upper middle class existence. Now you just have to figure out that the majority of peas are in the exact same situation you are, so stop with crowing about awesomeness. You look like an idiot.
93 - You, frankly, don't look like anything. Or rather, like nothing.
Bullshit limpy. You started this pissing match. Or have you already forgotten this:
I happen to be "awesome" because I have credentials and use them. You people rely on screaming fuck and actually think you made a point. I'm not the anonymous ones, you are. You know what 38 - you'd chop off your right arm to have 1/100th of my life. In real life, as well as on an anonymous smack board, I'd knock you out of the park in 2 seconds flat - in every single category you can dream up. How's that for awesome? Now go back to studying for your GED.
Reread that and realize why people think you're fucking windbag idiot. No one wants your sad little life.
Hey cake for brains. Back away from the fucking keyboard. You're manic again.
95 - I hear people are lining up around the block for your life. Who wouldn't be? I did not start anything. This is a smack blog. I saw someone "attempt" to smack me, I smacked back. Has anyone here gotten the point yet? If you want to smack, then do it. Saying this sucks, fuck that is not smack. Fucking windbag idiot is not smack. Tell me what EXACTLY is wrong with what I write on Two Peas - that would be smack. So far, nothing. A bunch of nothing from a bunch of nothing (not everyone included obviously). Just all the nothings.
The bulk of you are a bunch of nameless, brainless bullies who think that telling someone to take meds, fuck off, shut the fuck up, back away from the keyboard is actually smack. It's NOT. You need BRAINS for smack. You actually have to POINT OUT THE PROBLEM you have with what someone wrote, you know, CONTENT. You sad pathetic kids get your rocks off thinking you're tough shit with all your SHUT THE FUCK UP stuff because you can't do it in real life so you do it here. I have nothing to hide - most of you have everything to hide.
THE PROBLEM IS YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT. You post and post and post and contribute nothing but continuing to carry on about how wonderful you are and everyone else is an idiot. You say that over and over and over and over and over again. Just shut the fuck up. You're not debating. It is not a debate when you just incessantly post about how fucking wonderful you are.
I hereby retract ever smack I've ever posted about Typhus. She is a succinct, intelligent human being. I just needed limpea to show me a true rabid dog with a bone.
98 - But what I want to know is, did I say it over and over again? How 'bout you make me shut up? Or how about YOU shut up? Oooooohhhhh, someone's having a meltdown! This is FUN! You're right, whoever said it was fun watching a meltdown! It IS fun! And here I thought 2 year old meltdowns were fun. But smackbully meltdowns are even FUNNER!!!! P.S. I'm fucking wonderful. Signed, Limapea2
88 Anonymous said... 88
85 - Oh yes, loads of medication! That one always gets them every time, doesn't it?! Loads of medication because it's just so HILARIOUS to make fun of people who are on medication. You know, like people who are depressed or anxious. Like my sister, who was depressed and committed suicide. Yah, that one's a real side-splitter - loads of medication. Make sure you take that on the road with you. Limapea2 (P.S. I don't always identify myself, but I'm not as MYSTERIOUS as Ms. Banker Who Has MILLIONS AND MILLIONS AND MENSA AND MBA's and WHO SHAKES HER HEAD AT ME).
September 1, 2013 at 6:42 PM
Yes, it's hilarious to watch you miss a dose on occasion and become unhinged and flip out here and at the bucket.
You signed that? Really? You're an anonymous nobody, deal with it. Psst, here's a hint - no one really wants to know "who you are".
limp/89 you've been acting as if you're the greatest. Some superstar millionaire and we all know better. That's the reference. I thought you were so smart? You couldn't figure out what it meant?
Blimps is having conversations with several anonymous people all the while claiming to take the high road. Yeah, high on crack. Lady you need to stop.
Where is BL, BL would tell you off and not hide behind an anonymous name while claiming to not be anonymous. Silly white girl.
103 - Silly white girl? Can I call you stupid black girl? Or would that be racist? Because blacks aren't racists, you know.
Bad move, 103. Bad move.
89 Anonymous said... 89
87 - When in the hell did I ever say I was a millionaire? You are getting me confused with Ms. 52, the Millionaire Banker with Liquid Assets We Must All Admire from Afar (Don't forget MBA, MENSA). So what if I love Barack Obama? Is there some kind of smack no-no about that? And just because I admire Obama doesn't mean I would be at the White House? Who's starting to sound crazy now? Is that the best you can come up with?
I couldn't give a rat's ass what you do. You felt the need to make fun of a career in human services, what does it matter if it's doing therapy or foster care?
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Lets see, you still sound crazy. More than anyone I've EVER seen here or at the bucket. It's enjoyable, don't quit your day job. No one made fun of a career in human services other than to use it to point out that you don't have the wonderful life you claim. That is not a wonderful life. Get over yourself, you're over invested in trying to get a moot point across to a bunch of people (not just one) who really just want to see you riled up even more - it's hilarious. You should see the other blogs laughing at you.
You couldn't give a "rat's" ass???? Then why did you ask earlier? (#77 - since you forgot with all that whiskey in your head)(Oh right, that's not funny LMAO).
Yeah, time to step away crazy lady.
Lima, it really is time to get off the computer. You're never going to be taken seriously here or at the bucket. Ever. Not now. ..and this:
"So what if I love Barack Obama? Is there some kind of smack no-no about that? And just because I admire Obama doesn't mean I would be at the White House?"
makes you look so stupid, like you can't understand a little sarcasm. It's okay for you to "try" to get sarcastic and they play the "I'm to literal for sarcastic game" card? You sound like an uneducated punk.
Grasping, grasping at straws. Poor dumb children circling the drain - you have nothing to offer. Oh, step away from the computer! You silly white girl! You look so stupid! A group meltdown. Desperately clutching at anything they have to get me, but sadly and pathetically, they have nothing to grab onto. Poor little smack bullies, just can't take being smacked.
Epic fail limpy. You're not the first blowhard we've had at the bucket, and I'm sure you won't be the lat. You may however be the most unhinged.
90 Anonymous said... 90
What the hell lady. I am seriously sorry you don't have money. But instead of being so clearly intimidated, you might just stop carrying on about your wonderful life and how people would chop off limbs to have your life. You posted your layouts. You'd pretty clearly middle class. There's nothing to be ashamed about, but stop carrying on about your awesomeness when you are clearly nothing special.
September 1, 2013 at 6:48 PM
Amen! Her adams apple is gross too.
She's like a dog with a bone. Why isn't she over at the bucket anyway? (not really wanting an answer lol)
<3 for 92
Says swashbuckling touch ass bitch 109. You aren't the first and you won't be the last! You should see what happened to the other ones! Yeah, we sure took care of them! They won't be back any time soon. That's just how damn tough we are! Tough bitches, every one of us - even the stupid black ones. Because the stupid black ones like to call white chicks silly. Yeah, we're one tough crowd. Don't mess with our shit! We'll run you right off! Oh shit, my mom just told me I have to turn off the lights now. Damn - now I can't tell Limapea what a fuckin' bitch-ass tough chick I am. Post-it note reminder: look up unhinged.
(not everyone included obviously)
But you DID include everyone when you said "you people". You're ugly inside and out. Get over yourself.
When more than one person tells you the same thing, it's time to move on while believing it.
97 Anonymous said... 97
95 - I hear people are lining up around the block for your life. Who wouldn't be? I did not start anything. This is a smack blog. I saw someone "attempt" to smack me, I smacked back. Has anyone here gotten the point yet? If you want to smack, then do it. Saying this sucks, fuck that is not smack. Fucking windbag idiot is not smack. Tell me what EXACTLY is wrong with what I write on Two Peas - that would be smack. So far, nothing. A bunch of nothing from a bunch of nothing (not everyone included obviously). Just all the nothings.
The bulk of you are a bunch of nameless, brainless bullies who think that telling someone to take meds, fuck off, shut the fuck up, back away from the keyboard is actually smack. It's NOT. You need BRAINS for smack. You actually have to POINT OUT THE PROBLEM you have with what someone wrote, you know, CONTENT. You sad pathetic kids get your rocks off thinking you're tough shit with all your SHUT THE FUCK UP stuff because you can't do it in real life so you do it here. I have nothing to hide - most of you have everything to hide.
September 1, 2013 at 7:11 PM
You DO need to SHUT THE FUCK UP. You're embarrassing yourself. There are people who will recognize you and not want to be associated with you and/or your foster work.
Those kids should be afraid.
110 - What the hell is with you and adam's apples? You're probably so stupid you don't even have the right person. I don't have a damn adam's apple. If you want to try to take a stab at me, at least find something that's actually true.
113 - ?? It's time to move on while believing it? Believing what? Why would I believe what a bunch of clueless dumbshits say? Really, don't most of you have to go to work tomorrow even though it's a holiday? Time for bed, kiddies. Get out the thesaurus and study up. Maybe the next time some "blowhard" comes along you'll have at least 3 new words to use - you know, besides Shut the Fuck Up, Step Away from Something, and Take Your Meds. Real knee-slappers, by the way.
100 Anonymous said... 100
98 - But what I want to know is, did I say it over and over again? How 'bout you make me shut up? Or how about YOU shut up? Oooooohhhhh, someone's having a meltdown! This is FUN! You're right, whoever said it was fun watching a meltdown! It IS fun! And here I thought 2 year old meltdowns were fun. But smackbully meltdowns are even FUNNER!!!! P.S. I'm fucking wonderful. Signed, Limapea2
September 1, 2013 at 7:26 PM
"FUNNER"? Really? You call yourself educated? Seriously?
ROFL
104 Anonymous said... 104
103 - Silly white girl? Can I call you stupid black girl? Or would that be racist? Because blacks aren't racists, you know.
September 1, 2013 at 7:50 PM
105 Anonymous said... 105
Bad move, 103. Bad move.
September 1, 2013 at 7:55 PM
LOL 104 You are so defensive.
105? Bad move? I don't think so but okay.
114 - Oh my god - let it go! I'm not going to shut up, first of all. And secondly, if you paid an ounce of attention, which I understand is probably hard what with all the conditions you suffer from, you would know that I DON'T WORK ANY LONGER. My husband (Bachelors Engineering, Masters Engineering - I had to put that in there), makes enough so that I quit my job years ago. Which is why I'm scrapbooking. Which is why I started reading here. Now, you're such a genius, why don't you just connect all those dots and figure out that that's why I'm even here. He makes PLENTY enough money. No, we aren't rich. CERTAINLY not at the level of Ms. 52 Millionaire MENSA MBA (wow, all Ms).
But enough to pay kids' rent, cars, blow money on scrapbooking and books, which DAMMIT just keep making me fucking smarter EVERY GODDAMN DAY. There, I said it. And I don't need people to "recognize" me. Everyone I know ALREADY recognizes me. I might embarrass people, but I'm not one of them.
108 Anonymous said... 108
Grasping, grasping at straws. Poor dumb children circling the drain - you have nothing to offer. Oh, step away from the computer! You silly white girl! You look so stupid! A group meltdown. Desperately clutching at anything they have to get me, but sadly and pathetically, they have nothing to grab onto. Poor little smack bullies, just can't take being smacked.
September 1, 2013 at 8:05 PM
.wow.just.wow.
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You've lost your mind!
No honey, I don't have to work tomorrow. There you are with your delusions again. Hell I doubt half the peas work. The emperor has no clothes.
112 Anonymous said... 112
Says swashbuckling touch ass bitch 109. You aren't the first and you won't be the last! You should see what happened to the other ones! Yeah, we sure took care of them! They won't be back any time soon. That's just how damn tough we are! Tough bitches, every one of us - even the stupid black ones. Because the stupid black ones like to call white chicks silly. Yeah, we're one tough crowd. Don't mess with our shit! We'll run you right off! Oh shit, my mom just told me I have to turn off the lights now. Damn - now I can't tell Limapea what a fuckin' bitch-ass tough chick I am. Post-it note reminder: look up unhinged.
September 1, 2013 at 8:17 PM
Okay, from now on anyone being called Hostile should be called Hostilima. Damn woman, calm down. You're trying to scream over top of a room full of women who are laughing at you. How's that for the elephant in the room.
115 Anonymous said... 115
110 - What the hell is with you and adam's apples? You're probably so stupid you don't even have the right person. I don't have a damn adam's apple. If you want to try to take a stab at me, at least find something that's actually true.
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LOL You might want to go look at your layouts and delete the ones showing it then...
121 - Oh come on, don't be so hard on yourself. I know you see an elephant in the room but there are plenty of things you can do these days. I, personally, have never had that problem and I really really do feel bad for you. But from now on, I would feel better if you just said you had body issues. You don't need to call yourself an elephant. It's just so harsh. You need to treat yourself better than that.
122 - Oh for god's sake, you're probably not even looking at the right person's layouts. There's more than one Limapea, Einstein. You won't find any adam's apples in mine. God does someone need to hold your hand?
115 Anonymous said... 115
110 - What the hell is with you and adam's apples? You're probably so stupid you don't even have the right person. I don't have a damn adam's apple. If you want to try to take a stab at me, at least find something that's actually true.
113 - ?? It's time to move on while believing it? Believing what? Why would I believe what a bunch of clueless dumbshits say? Really, don't most of you have to go to work tomorrow even though it's a holiday? Time for bed, kiddies. Get out the thesaurus and study up. Maybe the next time some "blowhard" comes along you'll have at least 3 new words to use - you know, besides Shut the Fuck Up, Step Away from Something, and Take Your Meds. Real knee-slappers, by the way.
September 1, 2013 at 8:23 PM
I'm sure they'll brush up using their thesauruses and dictionaries when you pull your huge head out of your ass.
You think you're "smacking" people? This is brilliant.
Jesus H. Christ. I'd take the spammer over this crapfest.
125 - See, that's just how dumb you are. My head is so huge it won't fit in my ass. I tried it once. No go.
118 Anonymous said... 118
114 - Oh my god - let it go! I'm not going to shut up, first of all. And secondly, if you paid an ounce of attention, which I understand is probably hard what with all the conditions you suffer from
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"let it go" bwhahahaha!!
No, I haven't paid any attention to you but that's what pisses you off so much and it's obvious here with you trying to fight everyone.
No one cares about your specific situation - you dragged yourself here.
You claim I have conditions? Hahaha!! That's rich - and you whined about your sister earlier who had conditions yet you try to call someone out on something similar?
You're the shit! Shit on a stick. LOL
76 Anonymous said... 76
Limpasspea said she had to leave. I'll add "Liar" to the list.
Mentally unstable
Unhinged
Narcissist
Liar
Crack Whore
September 1, 2013 at 5:54 PM
I think it's safe to say we can add racist to that list. She's a crazy bitch.
Kendra oh Kendra where art thou? Please save us from this crazy person who seems to have no idea whatsoever how to smack, debate or engage in social discourse.
123 Anonymous said... 123
121 - Oh come on, don't be so hard on yourself. I know you see an elephant in the room but there are plenty of things you can do these days. I, personally, have never had that problem and I really really do feel bad for you. But from now on, I would feel better if you just said you had body issues. You don't need to call yourself an elephant. It's just so harsh. You need to treat yourself better than that.
September 1, 2013 at 8:35 PM
You realize how much more crazy you're coming across right? You claim you're intelligent, do you know how to step away without saying that "step away" is just bad smack. I think for you it truly is good advice and you should take it. It's been provided a few times already.
Seriously, take a break.
124 Anonymous said... 124
122 - Oh for god's sake, you're probably not even looking at the right person's layouts. There's more than one Limapea, Einstein. You won't find any adam's apples in mine. God does someone need to hold your hand?
September 1, 2013 at 8:36 PM
It's you, unless one of the other limas decided to go crazy on the cupcake thread. Yeah, the history is there, the layouts are there and (I won't go there) the AA is there. Sorry if you don't want to see it.
You know who says bwahahah, ROFL, _____much? and LOL? People (not mature ones) who have no imagination, no reading, writing or comprehension skills, and have nothing valuable to add to a conversation. Teenage stuff. Ask superior Ms. 52 Billionaire if in her past high-paying, high-flying life living on the edge and bankrupting this country, the people she REPORTED to wrote things like bwahahaha. I wasn't even there and I can tell you - they didn't. They don't. Mature adults don't write like 17 year old girls. Please remember, 129, that it was someone else who decided to throw the race card into this little scuffle, not myself. Clearly someone not white calling a white person silly. Which would be the same as me calling a black person stupid. Which I would never do, but she would. Good work on your spreadsheet. I suggest you read at Two Peas. There is a lot of spreadsheet activity you can join.
126 Anonymous said... 126
Jesus H. Christ. I'd take the spammer over this crapfest.
September 1, 2013 at 8:37 PM
Same here. Limps needs to get some help. I mean she has already mentioned her sister. Sometimes it runs in the family. I hope she gets the help she needs.
I bet she attacks this post now too. It's sad. Very sad.
132 - For the love of god, you dumbass, you're probably looking at picture of my dad, my brother, my husband, my neighbor's cousin's second wife. I DO NOT have an AA. I would definitely admit it if I did. Like I said, I have nothing to hide. You have a problem with obsessing. Why not make fun of the cellulite on my thighs - now that's real. That you could make fun of. That is something I would cry about in my pillow all night long if you made fun of. But NOT a fucking AA I DON'T fucking have! Take one of your silly friends' advice here - put some meds in your mouth, with some whiskey, smoke a crack pipe and then back away from the computer. That just about sums up the sage advice from this group. It might help your AA obsession.
133 Anonymous said... 133
You know who says bwahahah, ROFL, _____much? and LOL? People (not mature ones) who have no imagination, no reading, writing or comprehension skills, and have nothing valuable to add to a conversation. Teenage stuff. Ask superior Ms. 52 Billionaire if in her past high-paying, high-flying life living on the edge and bankrupting this country, the people she REPORTED to wrote things like bwahahaha. I wasn't even there and I can tell you - they didn't. They don't. Mature adults don't write like 17 year old girls. Please remember, 129, that it was someone else who decided to throw the race card into this little scuffle, not myself. Clearly someone not white calling a white person silly. Which would be the same as me calling a black person stupid. Which I would never do, but she would. Good work on your spreadsheet. I suggest you read at Two Peas. There is a lot of spreadsheet activity you can join.
September 1, 2013 at 8:47 PM
It makes little brains like yours have an easier time understanding that there's laughter going on in the comment. You FUCKING crack me up with your stupidity. You pretend you're filled to the brim with intellect but you've shown the crazy dumb side several times here tonight and on the cupcake thread.
134 - Oh my god, you just won a bet! You bet I would attack your post and that's what I'm doing! Is it sad that I'm attacking your post? Or sad that I need help? Or sad about my sister? Or just sad that there's no spammy here? I can't figure it out.
All I know is that I'm personally not sad. As a matter of fact, I'm NEVER sad. I'm one of those people who is always happy, energetic, in a good mood, tons of energy - never any down time. I will admit that I do need help, though. This lawn is getting out of control. Do you know anyone?
I suggest you read at Two Peas. There is a lot of spreadsheet activity you can join.
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Like anyone is going to do anything you suggest. LOL (Yes I used LOL, it's not just for 17 year olds, it was being used before 17 year olds were in preschool - maybe you should keep up with the times.)
You're displaying your ignorance again. You clearly know nothing about investment banking. Cursing is a prerequisite. You're not allowed to bankrupt any countries until you can use fuck in every part of speech. It's actually on the Series 7.
135 is clearly Hostile.
No, I haven't paid any attention to you but that's what pisses you off so much and it's obvious here with you trying to fight everyone.
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136 - Sure, sure, whatever you say. Cracking you up, I know, you're ROFL. No one actually rolls on the floor laughing. That's so infantile. Why do you advertise how stupid you sound? Crazy to you, maybe, but certainly not dumb. Haven't we gone over this already? Isn't it time for you to go to bed? I can stay up until dawn - have I mentioned I don't HAVE to work? I devote my life to politics and scrapbooking. Makes people jealous - people with meaningless jobs who obsess about money and being thin, which will probably never happen for them. But I'm getting off topic. Cutesy phrases are for kids - let them go if you want anyone to take you seriously.
137 Anonymous said... 137
134 - Oh my god, you just won a bet! You bet I would attack your post and that's what I'm doing! Is it sad that I'm attacking your post? Or sad that I need help? Or sad about my sister? Or just sad that there's no spammy here? I can't figure it out.
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It's sad that you can't figure it out with all the intellect swirling around in there.
143 - Yes, some things are sad I will admit. But all the intellect swirling around in my head isn't sad. Trying to figure out what illiterate people are trying to say isn't really sad, I would just say it's a tad bit annoying. If you would rather read spam, then I suggest you start spamming. This will all go away. No one's holding a gun to your head to read here. If it's spam you want, then go for it.
137 Anonymous said... 137
134 - Oh my god, you just won a bet! You bet I would attack your post and that's what I'm doing! Is it sad that I'm attacking your post? Or sad that I need help? Or sad about my sister? Or just sad that there's no spammy here? I can't figure it out.
All I know is that I'm personally not sad. As a matter of fact, I'm NEVER sad. I'm one of those people who is always happy, energetic, in a good mood, tons of energy - never any down time. I will admit that I do need help, though. This lawn is getting out of control. Do you know anyone?
September 1, 2013 at 8:55 PM
Get off your fat ass.
Stop scrapbooking and mow it.
or
Get a job and stop sponging off your husband (as everyone here claims people do if you are female and don't work) and pay someone to do it.
There are options. Scissors?
Have your internet disconnected and use the money to pay someone. That would be the best thing for you as it looks like you're on the edge. Please get some help at an ER or mental facility. Do you have someone nearby? The things you've written tonight are very disturbing and I really think you'd benefit from getting treatment. I could get ahold of blogger for you and have them call the hospital or police for you if you like. (Like they did for Rhonda - not rhondito - years ago at the bucket).
I hope you do take the advice to step away - don't consider it a smack attempt but advice.
142 Anonymous said... 142
136 - Sure, sure, whatever you say. Cracking you up, I know, you're ROFL. No one actually rolls on the floor laughing. That's so infantile. Why do you advertise how stupid you sound? Crazy to you, maybe, but certainly not dumb. Haven't we gone over this already? Isn't it time for you to go to bed? I can stay up until dawn - have I mentioned I don't HAVE to work? I devote my life to politics and scrapbooking. Makes people jealous - people with meaningless jobs who obsess about money and being thin, which will probably never happen for them. But I'm getting off topic. Cutesy phrases are for kids - let them go if you want anyone to take you seriously.
September 1, 2013 at 8:59 PM
136 never said "ROFL". Learn to read. Learn comprehension too, it will help you in your fantasy world.
145 - Well, thank you. I felt the love coming through. But, my ass isn't fat, so there goes that option. Why is it "sponging" off my husband when I put him through school and had his six kids? I can't use scissors because the yard is almost an acre - it would take too long. Don't think I haven't already thought of these things. I can't get my internet disconnected, or I won't be able to post my layouts on Two Peas for my kids to look at, and most importantly, I won't be able to read smack sites.
I realize what I've written is disturbing, but the sooner you hear the truth about what clueless bullies you are, the better. I know it's hard to face one's demons, but believe me, in the long run you'll be the better for it.
But most of all, I appreciate your heartfelt concern. And people said smackers were nasty - who knew!
144 Anonymous said... 144
143 - Yes, some things are sad I will admit. But all the intellect swirling around in my head isn't sad. Trying to figure out what illiterate people are trying to say isn't really sad, I would just say it's a tad bit annoying. If you would rather read spam, then I suggest you start spamming. This will all go away. No one's holding a gun to your head to read here. If it's spam you want, then go for it.
September 1, 2013 at 9:05 PM
You're losing your mind. 143 never mentioned spam.
I highly doubt anyone has ever been impressed with your lack of intelligence. Sorry to break it to you.
.wow.just.wow.
I guess the crazy bitch is making pennies for Jane.
148 - EXACTLY. No one has ever been impressed with my LACK of intelligence. However, many people have been impressed with my ACTUAL intelligence. A lot of people - I mean A LOT. But I don't want to brag. That isn't becoming. How would I know who mentioned spam? You're all hiding, remember? That's what bullies do - they hide. Apparently I'll never be able to hide, not with this adam's apple sticking out for the whole world to see. Someone said they preferred spam and I recommended they start spamming. Simple. All you have to do is pay attention.
Anyone who uses wow.just.wow. is another brainless twit. YET another 17 year old silly teenager girl affectation. For god's sake, you people, grow the fuck up! Enough with the ROFL, smiley faces, LOLs, STFUs, words.with.periods., ____much? and This. Just this. Nothing is more aggravating than having to read so-called adults write stupid pre-teen drivel. Christ, move on.
your layouts are manic and disjointed, very much like your posts. You have absolutely no scrapbooking talent whatsoever. I've rarely seen pages that are as poorly done as yours.
And now the twopeassmack site has the distinct pleasure of hosting a visit from the curator from the Museum of Modern Art. Here with her expert opinion is Ms. 152 - "Your layouts are manic and disjointed....you have absolutely no scrapbooking talent whatsoever. I've rarely seen pages that are as poorly done as yours." Rarely are we privileged with such erudite, succinct, yet profound insight from one of the best minds in Modern Scrapbooking. After all, 152 did win the prestigious K-Mart International Scrapfest Judging Award in 1997, along with the Pulitzer Prize in Scrapjudging in 2001. We can only assume that 152s opinion is right on target, a cumulation of decades of scrapbook judging. Limapea2 was humbled not only by the presence of such a towering figure in the Modern Scrapbook Judging World, but also by the attention that was given her humbly submitted work. Unfortunately, it was later discovered that 152 was actually looking at the wrong gallery, one located two streets away, but with the same street address. Due to her high standing in the community, though, this slight was overlooked.
Oh yeah, crazy people don't talk in third person. I don't think you can truly comprehend that though. You are worse than Lanus in the "trying to hard" category.
151 Anonymous said... 151
Anyone who uses wow.just.wow. is another brainless twit. YET another 17 year old silly teenager girl affectation. For god's sake, you people, grow the fuck up! Enough with the ROFL, smiley faces, LOLs, STFUs, words.with.periods., ____much? and This. Just this. Nothing is more aggravating than having to read so-called adults write stupid pre-teen drivel. Christ, move on.
September 1, 2013 at 9:19 PM
You do realize you are posting that on the
get this
Wow.Just.Wow blog right?
I think it's hilarious (LOL/ROFL/Whatever crazy lady) that you're taking it so serious here (go ahead claim you aren't). I think it's hilarious that you are going to defend yourself so adamantly knowing full well that people are doing it to get your riled up and then laughing at you.
Go ahead, state how much better you are than everyone here - again.
Go ahead.
Wait for it...
you do have an Adams apple - and you need a shave.
O_o
Yes, I AM Limapea, and I do have intellect and class.
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No, nobody with either of those attributes ever feels the need to announce them. Just the thought of making a statement like you did would be a total anathema to someone with intellect and/or class.
LOL - you made $1.7 million in one year as an investment banker, and yet the best you can do with your Labor Day weekend is brag anonymously about it on a scrapbooking smack blog. I guess it's true what they say, money can't buy class.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2013/01/25/the-all-female-militias-of-syria/
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2013/01/25/the-all-female-militias-of-syria/
Word that a school district in South Sumatra may require Senior High School (SMA) girls to submit to a virginity test has sparked an outcry in Indonesia.
Senior high school students in Madiun, East Java, said mandatory virginity tests would make them afraid to come to school. The topic has been hotly debated in Indonesia after media reported that one school district was planning such tests. [Yenny Herawati/Khabar]
Senior high school students in Madiun, East Java, said mandatory virginity tests would make them afraid to come to school. The topic has been hotly debated in Indonesia after media reported that one school district was planning such tests. [Yenny Herawati/Khabar]
"We are planning a virginity test for SMA girls and their equivalent. We're proposing funding for the test in the 2014 regional budget," Kompas quoted H. M. Rasyid, head of the educational office in Prabumulih, South Sumatra, as saying on August 19th.
He said he expected the plan would be controversial. "But, at the same time, we hope girl students don't fall into something negative. That is why we are discussing this for next year".
Proposal met with outrage
A few days later, Rasyid vigorously denied his office was considering such a policy, and said the media had misinterpreted his statements, according to The Jakarta Globe. But the initial report triggered widespread response.
"If the goal is improvement, so that our children avoid negative things, there are more noble ways," Education Minister Mohammad Nuh told reporters at the State Palace in Jakarta.
"If they are not virgins, then what? Will they not be allowed to go to school?" asked the minister, clearly irate.
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159 Anonymous said... 159 "LOL - you made $1.7 million in one year as an investment banker, and yet the best you can do with your Labor Day weekend is brag anonymously about it on a scrapbooking smack blog. I guess it's true what they say, money can't buy class"
Apparently, intelligence cannot buy you class either. Or buy you coherency. But then again, you really can't prove that you are intelligent. We only have your word on that. Based on your ranting and raving on here and at the bukkit, we can only conclude that you are, in FACT, crazy and delusional. Or need to check into rehab for a Bailey's addiction.
Funny thought...in the infamous cupcake thread, when Limapea2 first showed her true colors, she commented quite frequently about how the "smack bloggers" are right on the money in their running commentary about the Peas. Now that the tables have turned on her, she is going all apeshit again! She thought you guys were her friends! That's ok. Keep her over here. We've got enough crazies on 2Peas. We don't need her.
apeshit is a good choice
163 - Hey Einstein - I'm Limapea and I'm NOT 159. So much for your detective skills. OH MY GOD! There's more than ONE Limapea!!! More than ONE person who thinks the lot of you are playground bullies!?!?!? On this cupcake thread that you so obviously seem to be addicted to, I stated that SOME things that SOME people stated had a grain of truth, although the majority of what you yahoos write was crap. Nice try attempting to weed out the one phrase that suits your purposes. Oh no! The smackbullies don't NEED me here! Well, I guess I've been told.
Best question of the day from my husband - Why do you keep laughing so much?
hey limpy, stop whining about bullies. You show up on a smack blog and cry and moan because people are smacking you. You're pathetic. You toss insults around and want to dish it out, but clearly can't take it. It's infantile.
166 - Don't worry your empty little head. I'm the real deal, not some shrinking violet shaking and quaking in the corner because some loser smackbullies opened their big fat mouths and had nothing to say. Strange, I'm actually identifiable and you are anonymous! I can smack with the best of them. I'm not some lily-livered, yellow-bellied chicken like yourself who needs to hide behind something to take my pot shots.
I've had a life of fighting for the undefended and if you think the likes of you little dumb kids is going to send me running you would be wrong. A smack blog is to smack people who's behavior in scrapbooking or otherwise is unethical. It's not open-ended warfare on anyone who doesn't agree with your 7th grade mean girls' club. Feeble attempts at bullying like take your meds! Where's your crack pipe? just keep reinforcing that you have NO OTHER MEANS OF FIGHTING other than tired playground name-calling.
Just once why don't you try to actually launch smack that has content, for instance, actually disagree IN WRITING with ANYTHING anyone has written, and use thoughtful argument behind it. You can't do it. My point exactly - you don't have the skills or training to do it. For the most part this is just a bully yard where all the losers who don't have real life skills at negotiation, conversation or argument come because the grown-ups refuse to listen to their bullshit. Boo hoo hoo. Now go run and tell mommy that the mean lady won't let you tell her to shut the fuck up. No one here yet has given me ONE single legitimately smackable thing.
Just to be clear - calling out my ethnicity and saying I'm a silly white girl and stating my layouts suck is NOT smack. I realize most of you think that is actual smack, but NO. Still not smack. That's called RACISM and BULLYING because you have NOTHING ELSE TO SAY. I realize Picasso probably killed himself because our art critic got hold of him and gave him a real dressing down, yet - STILL NOT SMACK.
My goodness this thread went from bad to worst last night. Just a few points of clarification as reading comprehension is apparently not your friend, it was $1.7 million of joint income. I never made more than $750,000 a year in banking.
You make good money in banking. But one would never, ever obtain class from banking. The money is counteracted by an environment where you're surrounded by the most arrogant asses you can imagine and the language would make a sailor blush. I left banking the same classless bitch I started as, just with more money.
As the poster above was kind enough to point out, my labor day weekend has pretty much sucked. I'm stuck at a Holiday Inn Express in the middle of nowhere with 500 preteen boys. Watching limapea's epic meltdown did however provide some much needed entertainment.
A smack blog is to smack people who's behavior in scrapbooking or otherwise is unethical.
Bwahahahahahahah Limpy you're so fucking stupid.
169 - I am truly happy I was able to provide you some much needed entertainment. Like you said, you don't have any class, you're stuck out in the middle of nowhere with preteen boys and your weekend sucks. I'm sorry to say that this sounds like karma to me. I know that you are very proud of the small part you played in the financial meltdown of this country, but those days are over. It is time to pay the piper, and it seems you are doing so. I applaud you doing it with such humility. Limapea2
bwahahahaha, you're so fucking stupid. And 170 is able in one short, fell swoop to reinforce to the entire reading public that she truly is an incredibly stupid clueless jackass without even realizing the feat she just accomplished.
Hey limapea, why don't you go use some of that vast intellect and google investment banking. You might learn something and realize you're displaying your financial ignorance.
172 she was quoting limpea. You probably didn't see the quote in her multi paragraph blathering
173 - No financial ignorance here. Economics is my forte - at least one of them. Don't make me list my qualifications again. Neither one of us wants that. Bankers are THE most evil force on the planet. Institutionalized rape. There could be things I could learn, but something tells me it PROBABLY, statistically won't come from YOU.
Of course you can't learn them, you're incapable of realizing that there are people who have more knowledge than you do. I spent almost a decade on Wall Street. I am well versed on the players who contributed to the financial collapse and could even explain how MBS and CDOs work to you, even though I was never involved with that part of banking. You're comment is ignorant as it shows a complete lack of knowledge of the many, many different aspects of investment banking. It's akin to telling a lawyer that they're responsible for the cost of malpractice insurance. Without even realizing that not all lawyers are personal injury lawyers. But keep screaming about your fortes, you're just proving your ignorance.
Limpy deleted her credentials at the pod. Oh that's fucking classic. You were so proud of your sociology degree too!
Oh man, I just laughed out loud again. Bravo 176 for all your bravado! I know EXACTLY what hedge funds do, which is basically what "investment" banking is. Why don't you and Mitt Romney go to a hotel and just get it over with already. You aren't fooling anyone with your knowledge of "players" and MBSs and CDOs. Ha! But I'll be sure to tell the economics professors at the University of Michigan that you've got the goods on them. Boy, will their faces be red!
No she didn't 177:
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3248715&pg=4&sigtoggle=true
I did have the same thought though of going back and seeing what was so impressive. I confess to going back and looking at where the economics was:
Undergraduate and graduate degrees from the University of Michigan in Sociology, History, Psychology and Anthropology
As I suspected nowhere.
177 - I did not delete anything a the pod, Bruno. Obviously your research skills aren't so world-class after all. You probably couldn't find your way out of Krispy Kreme if it was on fire.
Oh honey, no hedge funds and investment banks are not the same. If you ever took an economics class at University of Michigan, I feel sorry for your professors. But in reality it was probably Econ 101, so I doubt they really would have delved into corporate finance.
Limpy's ass is showing.
Well I guess we know why University of Michigan's economic program is so poorly rated.
Oh here we go with Lessons in Life 101: Sociology IS economics, you study economic theory in sociology, because it is the BASIC social organization of society. Not just one or two classes, you little podunks - undergraduate and graduate level. But these last desperate gasps at discrediting me are actually getting boring. I thought I told you that my mind spins fast. This grade school stuff is stifling. NO, I didn't delete anything. YES, I am very well-versed in many academic areas. Yawn. Can we move on? Is there ANYTHING you have to say that is actually smackable and legitimate? Or could you go on for years telling me to drink more whiskey, smoke more crack, take more meds and shut the fuck up? Didn't get enough laughs in the 7th grade with those? Still trying to get some more mileage out of them? Wake me up when an actual thought crashes through the granite of your skull.
181 - "Oh honey," is ALWAYS a sign of bitter, spiteful resentment. Because you don't have the actual skills to debate, you put on a facade of superiority with the Oh honey, and sweetie talk. Another affectation of those who have nothing substantial to work with. Investment banking and hedge funds are siamese twins. And OH NO! Charles Keating is my uncle and he was responsible for the savings and loan collapse of the 1980s! So shame on me, but YES I do know investment banking, I do know hedge funds, I know all about the banking industry. It's sort of in the family, if you know what I mean. Now go put that in your superior know-it-all investment banking pipe. And by the way, taking messages for your boss does not qualify you as a banking expert.
You think a hedge fund and a investment bank are the same thing. Clearly you don't understand corporate finance. BTW Sociology is a fluff degree, you "study" economic theory. Kids who can't hack it beyond calculus switch to sociology and anthropology. You can't understand economics beyond a supply and demand graph without higher level math.
186 - Sure, sure, whatever you say there Aristotle. Let's you and I go head to head with fluff and we'll see who knows what. I'll be sure to send Karl Marx a note that ANONYMOUS on a scrapbook smack site has declared that sociology is fluff. Really, you people actually make me laugh and that's not easy to do. Oh wait, Marx is dead. Our renowned art critic no doubt took a look at his sketches and shred him to pieces. Poor guy. If only he'd known what he was up against.
We've already gone head to head sweetie. You don't know that an investment bank and a hedge fund are different, but think economics is your forte. In real economics, one uses differential equations to study dynamic market equilibrium and growth models.
In sociology, the students aren't capable of that level of analysis. There's a reason sociology isn't a highly recruited degree to work in finance. A pure mathematics degree is highly desirable on Wall Street, even if they've never taken a single economics course.
Okay, SWEETIE. "Differential equations" were at the very root of the banking and mortgage collapse of this country. Differential equations by blowhard MBAs, who invented formulas on paper that stupid greedy people (YOURSELF) took advantage of are the reason this country is in the spot it's in today. Please don't talk to me about your vastly superior "DIFFERENTIAL EQUATIONS". My father is a chemical engineer, as is my husband and son. I know from DIFFERENTIAL EQUATIONS. It's true, I do not devote my life to math equations but I certainly know what they are, how they work and the damage they do. Mostly, I know about how stupid and greedy people are who think they know everything and want to control society with their DIFFERENTIAL EQUATIONS. And their DYNAMIC MARKET EQUILIBRIUM. I appreciate that you took the time to do a quick look-up on google, though. I repeat, taking messages for your boss does NOT an investment banker make.
Holy fuck 188, I creamed my panties when I read that, my girl crush is back.
Oh limpea. That's sad. No differential equations weren't the root of the banking and mortgage collapse. Perhaps your father or husband or son can explain them to you, and fyi if you don't understand math, it's okay. Just don't claim something is your forte when it so clearly is not. Again, you clearly don't have even the most basic understanding of our financial system. You've clearly read too many slate magazine articles about evil investment bankers.
And just so you know - it's not the MBAs that invent formulas. The people behind all the formulaic trading models are PhDs from MIT and CalTech - they also wouldn't call themselves investment bankers.
190 - How verbose! And eloquent. And elegant! The height of sophistication.
191 - Why don't you just give it a rest? You aren't going to prevail for the main reason that you are wrong. And I am right. You want to come across as Ms. Smug I-Know-Banking, but you were some low-level clerk and you don't know shit. I am a career academic and you don't have the first clue about what you think you're trying to talk about, what with these little words you picked up here and there while getting coffee for your boss. I have 15 years of academic study in regard to the economic, social, political and religious foundations of this country. You can't compete with me with your piddly "differential equation" terms. I live and breathe knowledge of the social fabric of this country. Your boss gave you a tip on investing your money which you took advantage of, made some money, then got laid off and then lost it all. I know exactly where you're coming from. Calling people honey and sweetie only weakens your argument. You give yourself away from the get-go, as do people who use smiley faces, ROFL, STFU, and ______much? No doubt you've never stepped foot in a university classroom. Those PhDs from MIT and CalTech would chop off an arm if they had to be stuck in an elevator with you. On the other hand, I'm the one they make eyes at. How's that for fabulous. Brains are the sexiest organ in the body.
Limapea is obviously suffering from
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illusory_superiority
either that or she's really a 300 pound man living in his parents basement living on a diet of hot pockets and world of warcraft with really nothing better to do.
193 - Weak. gasp. dead.
If you ever wonder why you're smack blog fodder limpea reread 192. It really doesn't matter how much you stamp your foot and shout about how educated or AWESOME you are, and that no one can compete with your awesomeness. You're really not special. The reality is plain for all of us to see.
Limpy is obliot. Who the hell knows where the layouts came from. Maybe he scanned his baby books. They look vintage. Academic, superiority, utterly unselfaware.
you are wrong. And I am right. You want to come across as Ms. Smug I-Know-Banking, but you were some low-level clerk.
If one ever wondered about limpea's "knowledge" There are no clerks in investment banking.
Oh yes, all those PhDs from MIT answer their own phones, set up meetings, and even order office supplies. They also do all their own scut work, spreadsheets, and general crappy office work Sure. By the way, I just saw the Tooth Fairy leave the dollar store today.
Getting coffee for your boss, never set foot in a university, etc. If you were even half as awesome as you claim to be, you wouldn't have to convince yourself that those disagreeing with you are poorly educated, idiots.
They're not called clerks. Commercial banks have clerks, investment banks do not.
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