Okay, Ms. Investment Banker Know-It-All - let's hear what your actual title was. Not your boss's, not your co-workers, YOURS. Not the super-secret company you worked for and GOD KNOWS not your MENSA credentials. Just give us YOUR ACTUAL TITLE as it appeared on the the little office flow chart. Then we'll talk. I've already told you what I did, where I went to school, what I studied. You seem to be quite the mystery, YET are quite knowledgeable about the entire industry! Sounds like a troll to me. I'm identifiable, you aren't. But you seem to have all the cards. Let's hear it.
196 I think you are correct. I think obliot is the probably the ugly bald guy/girl/whatever wearing the dress with the Adams apple in one of the poorly done (no smack) layouts.
Vice President. Again you're just displaying your ignorance. Titles at investment banks are pretty straight forward. Analyst, Associate, Vice President, Managing Director. Depending on the bank some throw in a Principal or Executive Director level.
And here we have our Adam's Apple Specialist in the house again. Can I ask? Was there a traumatic adam's apple incident in your life as a child? Obviously you suffer from Post Traumatic Adam's Apple Syndrome, as you seem to see it wherever you go. Just so you know, I'm not bald. Some of my brothers are bald. Not my husband - he's Greek and they don't go bald. They die at 93 with full heads of hair. I've never been bald. Now you will force me to admit that actually, I have pretty great hair - thick, luxurious, what can I say? I have no idea why god made me so great - he just did. I think you need to smack god. He did invent adam's apples, after all.
And if you are wondering who does the "scut" work, if it's spreadsheets you're looking at analysts If it's travel arrangements and office work, it would be an assistant. I shared an assistant with 4 other analysts until I was an associate, than shared with one other person which continued as a VP. Managing Directors at my firm had their own assistant, but everyone else shared.
3 - And here's how I know you're full of shit. If you did have those titles, you would have said so a long long time ago. You knew the vice president, you once spotted the managing director in the cafeteria. And, if you were the vice-president of ANYTHING, it was employee training or of the secretarial pool - support services. That's how I know, and that's why you're full of shit.
You won't win this one. I am the one who studied with the PhDs, went out to lunch with them, wrote papers with them, was friends with them. I'm the one that hears it from the horse's mouth. I have the basic, ground-floor dynamics of economics down pat. You sent out memos with information on the company picnic and what was appropriate or not to wear on Casual Friday. Nice try.
Again with the ignorance. There is no Vice President OF in investment banks. It's not a corporate structure. But I don't know why I'd expect you to know that as you don't even know what they do or how they're different than hedge funds.
I feel bad for you, Ms. Bags-O-Cash. You've backed yourself into a corner and there's no way out to save face. You've discredited yourself. You know how the free market operates in finance? Of course you do! It also operates in other areas of life - like argument. The best and the brightest will win because THEY ARE BETTER. THEY HAVE THE SKILLS. Just bow out gracefully and concede that you were Vice President of Employee Training. Or Building Maintenance. An investment banker that does not make.
What corner? You seem unable to comprehend that in investment banking there is no OF in the title. You're just displaying your ignorance. Our entire investment banking division had those same exact titles. There were hundreds of Vice Presidents in the firm. There were 50 Managing Directors in our office alone.
14 - Oh dodge, dodge, dodge. Don't try to pretend you're someone that you aren't. You are not a high-flying investment banker with millions in liquid assets. You were just another peon the upper class used to their advantage and when things got tough you got laid off. You are not a member of the upper class and you never will be. They're still there - you aren't. They derive their wealth from investment, you don't. They don't go on smack blogs and use the terms honey and sweetie, you do. Bravo for you and your MENSA (my cousin actually was a member of Mensa) and your secret education.
I said before, you can't just sneak in and pretend you're part of the upper class, it doesn't work that way. You are in a corner because you aren't being truthful and forthright. No one is asking for your social security number. And you continue to evade admitting that you were vice president of Differential Equations and Derivatives. Vice presidents are always vices OF something, not nothing. By the way, I worked, not only at Manufacturer's Bank in high school for 3 years, but also at Manufacturer's Hanover Mortgage after I got married for another 3 years. In collections - so I know from banks. So if there were HUNDREDS of vice presidents and 50 managing directors in your office, that tells me they were fluff titles given to disposable people. Sorry, brains will ALWAYS win over brawn. Perfect metaphor for this conversation and this blog.
You're utterly certifiable. Seriously. If you're going to claim someone is not who they say they are, you really should have at least a passing understanding of what it is that they're even claiming. You have only proven yourself to be utterly and completely ignorant of investment banking.
Here's a nice link on the hierarchy of investment banking: they use monkeys and bananas so hopefully you can understand it.
Just about all investment banks have the same strict hierarchy or ladder of professionals. From junior to senior, the typical hierarchy is (1) Analyst, (2) Associate, (3) Vice President, (4) Senior Vice President/Director and (5) Managing Director. Some banks deviate from this hierarchy a bit, for example having the Senior Vice President and Director be separate positions. Other banks, especially non-U.S. banks, have the same hierarchy but with somewhat different names for each position (Associate Director for Associate, Director for Vice President and Executive Director for SVP). One exception for U.S. banks is that Bear Stearns calls the Senior Vice President/Director position a Managing Director, and calls Managing Directors, Senior Managing Directors. However, regardless of the names, the general job functions of each relative position tend to be consistent bank to bank.
16 Please don't bore me with your After School Banking Specials. Did I mention I've actually worked in banks for 6 years? No, I was NOT a vice president (I'm so humiliated). I was a clerk typist for 3 years in one because I got the job because where I grew up our neighbors were all doctors, lawyers and bank vice presidents. I was a secretary for another 3 years at another bank. I'm super smart and I already know the structure of banking. Please, for the love of god, let us all know EXACTLY what this fabulous career of yours entailed. So far I'm hearing a big empty vacuum of NOTHING. The Hedge Fund Hedger. The Dodger who was Dodged right out off her upper-class money bags ass.
Oh P.S. Manufacturer's Bank and Manufacturer's Hanover Mortgage Bank had A FEW vice presidents, a HANDFUL of managing directors - not hundreds. You are a victim like everyone else, yet think you're on the winning side. The upper class wants nothing to do with your Mensa, your secret education, blah blah blah. I repeat - they're still there - you aren't. You didn't retire, you got laid off like 2 zillion other Americans who were played by PhD, MBA assholes. Stop trying to play for the guys who screwed you over. This is where the bitterness comes from when you use the terms honey and sweetie. Can't say as I blame you.
Are you seriously comparing a commercial bank to an investment bank? Are you really that ignorant? Your three years in collection really didn't give you any insight into Wall Street dumbass. Typically when people are not knowledgeable about an area they just shut up. The whole proving to the world you're an idiot. Goldman Sachs promoted 261 people to managing director LAST YEAR. Your utter and complete ignorance is breathtaking.
21 - You see, calling someone an idiot, delusional is not actually making a point. You have to actually rebut what I say, which you haven't done. Back in the 1970s they didn't give secretaries the title of Vice President - they were just called secretaries. Manufacturer's Bank and Hanover were both investment and commercial banks, there Einstein - go look it up. If people are knowledgeable in certain areas then they typically will actually TELL you what you are asking. So I will ask ONCE again - what exactly did YOU DO, Ms. Differential Equations Money Bags Vice President at this place where there were HUNDREDS of vice presidents and managers? Promoting more than a few people to vice president is mere smoke and mirrors, fluff and nonsense. I just did the laundry, so I guess that makes me VICE PRESIDENT OF THE FUCKING APPAREL DEPARTMENT. Are you still not getting this? You were a LACKEY - a PEON. You got LAID OFF, Ms. Vice President. All you keep doing is throwing out statistics of how some banks operate without answering the question. As for 22, go not give a flying fuck somewhere else. No one is begging you to stay, or read. Much less comment.
I worked, not only at Manufacturer's Bank in high school for 3 years, but also at Manufacturer's Hanover Mortgage after I got married for another 3 years ***********************************
Hey, I know you. I was the after hours janitor at Manufacturers Bank and you were that hot little number that gave me a blow job in the janitors closet. If I remember right, you had a bit of an overbite and you smelled like tuna.
Jesus...she was a vice president of an investment bank. Give it a rest already! She answered you ten ways to Sunday! Not her fault you can't comprehend it.
26 - No, she was not a "Vice President" of anything significant. Just like I'm the Vice President of Fuel Resourcing because I put gas in my car yesterday. She had a fluff nothing title and did the work as a secretary and is trying to pretend to be an investment banker, what with her millions in liquid assets. Nothing is that important if everyone in the office has the same title. Chew on that Sparky. No doubt you are Vice President of Dairy Distribution since you just polished off that bag of Cheese Popcorn. Give it up. Ms. Hedger Dodger is no more an investment banking expert than Mitt Romney lives on Kolob. Here's the point that you can't grasp - she was trying to diminish what I know of economics and banking, using her so-called expertise. The reality is, I know a hell of a lot more than she does about economics and can prove it. All Stacks-O-Cash can prove is that she had some scut-work job with a fancy title.
Pssst...she wasn't trying. She succeeded. But you're right. She can't prove it anymore than you can. You say you're intelligent. I believe you. My cousin had an IQ of 172. He went crazy before he turned 40. Eventually he committed suicide.
anyone remember Meat's blog? And a poster with the initials A.M.? don't want to say the name because I don't want to peatlejuice her. But some similarities. Unable to let anything go like a pitbull. Posting at all hours. Multiple personalities. Fits, right?
32 - I will accept that as your concession that I just wiped the floor with your collective asses. This is too easy - I need a day job. Please don't switch gears and try to convince me the world is flat now, I've already been there.
No doubt. I will try one last time. After a brief stint in a technical field, I was hired by a bulge bracket investment bank into their investment banking division as an analyst (along with 242 other lucky souls). I worked in corporate finance, specifically mergers & acquisitions initially. You basically work long hours for assholes with the only consolation being you make over $100K a year and you really don't need an apartment as you live in the office.
After two years, I was promoted to Associate (which is not typical, but god knows I won't explain the whole MBA, nonMBA career track). I spent another 3 years as an associate and also went through a hellacious executive MBA program so that I could be promoted to VP.
I ended up leaving one bulge bracket firm for an offer to join their technology investment bank as a VP where I did not only M&A but general corporate finance (ie IPOs, secondaries, a bit of debt, but that's not big for technology companies).
I stayed there for another 3 years until I had my son. I wanted to be more than a passing shadow in my son's life and retired. When I left the firm, my card said
Ms. Money Bags Vice President Investment Banking
Believe it, don't believe it. I really don't care. The fact that I've spent any more time trying to convince someone who is so clearly ignorant of any and all aspects of investment banking is frankly stupid.
The reality is it's really not that big of a fucking deal. I have no doubt that there are many peas with more exciting career stories. It only came up as you were carrying on how everyone wanted your life, no not really. I'm happy with my life.
Limpy you're an idiot because my friends who went into ibanking all described the titles the way she said. For fuck's sake, I don't know if she is actually an investment banker or not, but I sure as shit know how to google, and in 10 seconds you can see that you're flat out wrong!
Day late and a dollar short, there 34. Bulge brackets, mergers and acquisitions. Analyst - they type a bunch of shit on a spreadsheet and give it to the boss, who gives it to his boss, who gives it to his boss. Bottom line - you aren't a member of the upper class, never was, never will be. You're not an economic expert because you stared at a computer screen. By your own admission you were used by others who made a shitload of money off your labor. What was the whole point of this anyway? Oh yes, your initial presentation as J.P. Getty. The "economics" of your economics still stands - if EVERYONE is a vice president, NO ONE is a vice president.
It's fabulous that you had such an impressive, yet secretive career, but you are just one of many who was taken advantage of by those with true power. Yet somehow, in order to give yourself a boost, you actually think you're a part of that crowd. You aren't. You are as disposable as the rest of us. Thirty years ago everything you just described as your job duties would have been described as clerical work. You were given money and a title as a carrot they dangled in front of your face to make you think you would be one of them some day. You had your shot at it but still can't see the light. You were used. The reason I stated that "everyone" would want my life is because I don't live a fake, plastic life where I lie to myself about who I am, or what I do. I don't put value on superficial things like large homes and expensive cars or superstar careers as an investment banker that impresses everyone at a cocktail party, but in reality is just a fancy administrative assistant position.
This is why I like and don't mind BL posting here. She doesn't lose it. She doesn't flip out. She is constantly and consistently coherent and articulate. Unlike crazy limpea.
It's not open-ended warfare on anyone who doesn't agree with your 7th grade mean girls' club. Feeble attempts at bullying like take your meds! Where's your crack pipe? just keep reinforcing that you have NO OTHER MEANS OF FIGHTING other than tired playground name-calling.
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You haven't even tried to smack anyone. You just keep making claims of being really smart. No one is buying it after seeing the shit you've written.
FFS just shut the fuck up limpy. How many people does it take to make you realize that no one wants your pathetic little life. You offer not insight, no knowledge NOTHING but insults to people around you who fail to see your awesomeness.
40 - Okay, I took my incoherent ramblings off a bridge. Should I put them back on the bridge? Or did you mean take myself off a bridge? It's hard to read between the lines when dealing with illiterate writing, especially when there is no sign of punctuation between distinct phrases. Just tell me one thing - now that I've taken my incoherent ramblings off the bridge, what am I supposed to do with them? Just let them sit on the porch? Please advise.
42 - Then maybe you should just see my awesomeness and the problem would be solved. Boom - no more insults. Damn, this is fun. Yet they just keep coming back. Tell me, 42 - exactly HOW am I stopping you from posting whatever brilliant nuggets happen to be falling from that massive brain of yours? Go ahead - scroll right past my boring stuff and post your own. Who's stopping you? It's a free country.
Thirty years ago everything you just described as your job duties would have been described as clerical work.
You have no idea what my job duties were. You have already made it abundantly clear that you are woefully ignorant of any and all aspects of finance. Give it a rest, you don't even know what you don't know.
I do know that we're ALL VICE PRESIDENTS!! YAY! Mom and dad are JUST SO PROUD. Except, you know how you used to sling that around to impress people in your oh-so-humble way? Most people think you're a stuck up jackass behind your back. That's what happens when secretaries who look at shit on a spreadsheet are called Vice Presidents. Everyone knows what it really means. You know why? Because THEY KNOW you weren't born a Getty, but somehow got it into your head that you are one. Vice President MY ASS. I don't care if they paid you in fucking gold bricks - you were a LACKEY. For the love of god, just get over it. You're as common as a housefly, as am I, as is everyone here on this site. The stupidity comes in thinking that because someone gave you an elevated title and salary in order to con you into doing scutwork for them so they can make money off your labor, that you're actually one of them. That's why I don't CARE what you did. Is your name Melinda Trump? If not, it doesn't MATTER what you did. What matters is what you invest in YOURSELF - like education, standards, ethics, etc. and one of the first things that brings is the ability to be honest with yourself about who you really are and your place in the universe. The way you portray yourself in the universe is rather lofty, but the reality is, IT'S NOT. God, talk about beating a dead horse.
The way you portray yourself in the universe is rather lofty, but the reality is, IT'S NOT.
Just admit it limpy. She handed your ass to you. You wanted to stomp around the smack blog crowing about your awesomeness and someone pointed out you're not half as intelligent as you claim to be and your life is really pretty pathetic.
49 - Dyslexia can be a devastating condition to have to deal with, I understand. Getting things mixed up, and actually completely backasswards can cause a lot of embarrassment and heartache. Luckily for you, this is not a job interview so the fallout won't be too bad. I'm afraid I have to tell you that Ms. MoneyBagsBankerHero only dug herself deeper and deeper into a hole she wasn't able to climb out of. I know, I know, to someone who gets everything backwards it just doesn't seem that way. But portraying oneself as a member of the top 2% in the nation and actually realizing one is merely an ant crawling about the surface of the earth can often put egg on one's face. Not to be confused with getting one's incoherent ramblings off a bridge. Those are two SEPARATE things. We'll go over that tomorrow after you look up the definitions of "differential equations" and "mergers and acquisitions."
If Ms Banker won't 'prove' it and Ms Academia won't 'prove' it, I choose to believe that they are both a pair of strange people with too much time on their hands and a point to make that no-one with the background either claims they have would bother with.
51 - You'd better grab one of those business cards Ms. Differential Equations Superhero is giving out - she'll help you out. She's connected. Knows everyone. Has Bill Gates on speed dial. Named her son Billy. Billy Donald Trumpgate (they share godfather duties). She will HOOK YOU UP.
53 - My proof is the written word. I write what I know, which is based on fact. The facts can convince you or not. All Ms. Sack-O-Shite has done is given a bunch of job titles. She even wrote You don't know what I did. Right - neither does anyone. She didn't prove anything, she didn't actually say WHAT SHE DID. She looked at numbers, compared them to other numbers, scribbled some shit in the margin, then gave it to her boss is my guess. Clerical work. My work is laid out right in front of your face for anyone to read, for those who claim they read cupcake threads and whatnot. No hiding, no dodging, no hedging. Just the solid, rock-hard knowledge that comes with 40 years of study. And P.S., people with academic degrees can also scrapbook. As can people with money or even real investment bankers. Ms. Moneybags isn't one of them.
Jane, please put this blog out of its misery and just close it down. It has become apparent to everyone that it has died (well maybe not to the nuts debating banking and economics ad nauseum).
Portraying oneself as a member of the top 2% in the nation and actually realizing one is merely an ant crawling about the surface of the earth can often put egg on one's face.
Hey dumbfuck aka limpy. I'm glad you finally realized you're not awesome, jsut wipe the egg off and move on.
Holy shite! I thought you were fucking nuts last night. You're a fucking fruitcake limpy. You do realize you're posting anonymously on a fucking smack blog right? No one has any fucking idea what you are or what you do nor do we give a flying fuck.
Problem is, 56, I can plagerise the written word as easily as you can. That does not make me an Academic. If you cite your source, state your credentials and list the work you have had published I will believe you. Otherwise, you have the exact same credibility issues as Ms Banker.
I wading through the bullshit to just ask Limpea to not return to the blog, nor ever mention President Obama again. You don't give liberals a bad name, you're an actual embarrassment.
60 - You can plagiarize (I think that's the word you're grasping for), but that takes a long time. What you can't do is let the facts flow at a moment's notice. That you cannot do as easily as I can, because either you know it, or you don't. It doesn't matter what credibility I have on some stupid smack blog, as some have already pointed out. Please remember, you thugs were the ones who dragged this whole thing out because I saw my name reviled and jumped to my own defense. It's not problem that some of you are suckers for a beating. This is one big bully masochist clusterfuck. P.S. I love Barry Barry Barry (never said Obama).
Who reviled your name? I want to send them a gold brick. If this is your defense, you might want to take some advice and SHUT THE FUCK UP. You've only managed to prove yourself to be utterly certifiable.
64 - Here we go with the SHUT THE FUCK UP shit again. Does it ever end with you? Are you actually Mrs. T? Because she does the same thing, just keeps repeating the same tired, useless shit over and over. For the billionth time, Shut the Fuck Up, is NOT smack. It's not even a command. Please tell me how you plan to enforce your plan of shutting me up? That's what I thought. I haven't proven myself to be anything than what I am - SuperFab. You've proven that you know how to type Shut The Fuck Up 2 billion times without finally messing it up. Good work.
Again with the reading comprehension problems, it was ADVICE. You're free to continue to prove your mental instability, lack of knowledge, and general bitchiness. Just don't expect anyone to take you seriously.
Sorry, 62, you have not convinced me. Tell me what institution you are affiliated to, the research papers you have had published, the peer reviews you have.....
BTW, before you pull the 'I am merely researching XYZ and used you people as lab rats' defence, we've been there and seen that over here and over there......just in case you think you'll get away with that with your supposed sociology/psychology/bullshitology crap :)
67 - Mental instability- no; lack of knowledge - no; general bitchiness - yes. So what we have here is 2 out of 3, or roughly 67% of your answers were incorrect. I'm not positive, I'll have to check with my in-house differential equations expert, but right now she's cleaning up dog shit. You see, she left her job right before the axe fell so she could say she wasn't laid off. Anyhow, she's a dog walker now so she's not always around when I need her. But basically, 2 out of 3 ain't too good. You did well on the bitchiness factor, but I'm suspecting that may have been a guess. Nonetheless, I will give you credit for it. I expect you to take this seriously.
There's several peas who are in finance. I can't actually imagine one of them over here on the blog engaging with limacrazy. Any guesses on who Ms. Moneybags is?
68 - Please allow me to get a copy of my transcripts so I can post them here, on this anonymous smack site. Because if there's one thing I want to do, it is definitely to convince you, 68. I won't be able to sleep tonight if you're not convinced. I am honored that you are so interested in my academic achievements, and not to be rude, but I've already given them, and someone has kindly already listed them. Did you want me to relist them again? That seems kind of lazy on your part, all you have to do is scroll UP UP UP. I've already told you I have several degrees from the University of Michigan, including high honors in all of them. But don't take my word for it. Just google UM and the first thing that will pop up will be my name and face - that's just how famous I am. I hope I've answered your questions.
Liar liar pants on fire. You have nothing. You are nothing. You studied sociology 30 years ago. There are probably a thousand peas with better credentials than you. You're really pathetic. I'd feel sorry for you if you weren't continually bashing other people.
75, you cannot convince me. Degree transcripts mean nothing. Collecting degrees means nothing. Show me published work, peer reviews, your name affiliated with a college,
I saw your list of degrees, what I missed was your Academic career since then - maybe you could clarify that for me.
Gaining a degree does not make you 'an Academic'....only your imagination or the delusion that reading copious articles and spitting them back out on a scrap booking board does that.
Oh my god, I will actually list it AGAIN if you insist. Bachelors in Sociology/History - graduated first in class. Masters in Psychology/ Sociology/Anthropology - graduated first in class. PhD coursework in Sociology - decided to quit going, was no longer interested. I do believe my title was "undergraduate student," which then became, "graduate student." This was in the late 1990s. My GPA for bachelors - 3.8, my GPA for masters - 3.75. Have I answered your questions yet? I also have a 2 year associate degree as a legal secretary, from the mid-1980s. Would you like to see Obama's birth certificate too? I have a copy of that hidden behind my diplomas. I don't care how many peas have credentials, that's not the point. "Thousands" of peas don't have their names brought up here. Some do and choose not to confront you thugs, and some, like myself, get quite a few chuckles out of confronting you thugs.
Someone bought Granny (66) a computer for her birthday and set her up with internet and let her lose I see. Only feeble people do what you're doing there limapea.
Not obliot, he's obnoxious and a pseudo intellectual who think's he's smarting than he is, but I've never seen him go rabid dog.
limpea is actual Typhus. She's an "academic" and no one is more dog with a fucking bone. Limpea is a caricature of a liberal. Typhus figured she'd have some fun arguing and make liberals look like dumbasses
80 - Collecting degrees means nothing to empty-headed dumb shits. My life is collecting degrees and using them in my career. Believe it or not, I do not collect degrees and knowledge for the purpose of entertaining the likes of you on a smack blog. You asked where I went to school and I told you. My knowledge speaks for itself. I'm not sure what you're trying to prove? That I don't know what I'm talking about? Well, that will have to haunt you for the rest of your life.
83 - Okay, now you've crossed the line. Don't EVER say I'm Typhus (if that is actually Mrs. T). You can tell me to shut up, take more meds, blah blah (I forgot the rest), but calling me Mrs. T is really low. Even Mrs. T doesn't want to be Mrs. T.
Al you prove, 81, is that you have ability to learn. Because you chose to lose yourself in a life of chasing degree after degree does not make you an Academic of any standing. As I suspected.
I may have had slightly more respect for you and your claims had you not given up on the first thing that would actually have given you any standing as a true academic.
What it shows me is that you little to nothing to offer in the world of academia, nor the world of commerce, but that you hide behind your insecurity with the vitriol you spew. You have shown me nothing.
85 - ?? It didn't take me 15 years to get the damn master's degree - it took 3. I said I've continually taken courses for 15 years. Where did you come up with that math? Is this some kind of peasmack math? I have enough credit hours to collect another 2 or 3 degrees if I want to. What's your point?
87 - What in the hell is so hard for you to understand - I'm a "career academic". If you want me to translate, that means people who basically spend their lives collecting degrees from universities. I never said I had an academic career, although I've taught. I said I was a CAREER ACADEMIC. Chasing down degrees DOES make you an academic, Einstein. Why in the world would I give a shit who or what you respect? That doesn't change the fact that I am thoroughly educated in many areas and I know what I'm talking about. I also don't "hide" anywhere. I've been involved in several PhD research projects, and I certainly don't have to lay them out in front of you to "prove" anything. Again, the knowledge of what I write is all the "proof" I need.
You're such a poser. No one spends 15 years collecting multiple master degrees. And if you have, you are even more retarded than I imagined. That's nothing to brag about. You're a fucking idiot.
You have shown me nothing. September 2, 2013 at 1:59 PM
Seriously, why does some anonymous credentials make you freaky? Why does she or anyone else owe you ANYTHING? (Yes, I went caps on you since you keep doing it - it's rather annoying. Apparently you don't know when you're being annoying though. Take a step back, look in the mirror and see if you could tolerate yourself - I still doubt you'll see it.)
If the knowledge you write is your proof, you have problems. What you've written is utter and complete BULLSHIT! I've seen more knowledgeable posters who simply regurgitate huffington post.
91, what you are is a practising fake. You contribute little to nothing, yet try to justify that by your labelling yourself as a 'career academic'. You 'collect degrees' but choose not to do anything with them. What makes one an Academic is research which moves forward or enriches that which has gone before, not perusing this years prospectus and deciding whether art history or pottery will be what you try to frantically fill the void which should be your life with.
94 - Utter and complete BULLSHIT! Says Pliny the SmackAss. Well, now that we've heard from old Pliny I believe we can bring this debate to a close. PLINY HAS SPOKEN - UTTER AND COMPLETE BULLSHIT! Thank you, Pliny, for weighing in. Nothing puts a cap on a debate like a declaration from Pliny.
95 - Wait, what? Who's a hag? I'm a hag? Are you talking to me? Limapea2? Yes, I had six kids, from 1979 to 1988. I also started going to school in 1980 and basically have been going on and off ever since, since I also WORKED for 25 years. How is this so hard to understand? I got married at 18, not the smartest move in the world, I will admit.
And who said I didn't "do anything" with my degrees??? Where the hell is this coming from? I've already said that I worked in the human service field for years. How is that not using my degrees? Furthermore, I have done research - several times, for all you "academic experts." The fact is, I'VE DONE IT ALL - got married, had kids, gone to school (a lot), worked (a lot), and even did the laundry and dishes. Was also on the PTA for 2 years. Was there anything else that you detectives need to know? Would you like the names of professors, executives, etc.? Some of you seem quite interested in a person you think is crazy, delusional, blah blah, yawn, blah.
100 you are blurring the lines and posts. That poster did not say you didn't "do anything" with your degree but you just did.
You're a hag. There are younger people than you who are smarter and are also taught not to be so self absorbed.
Move along hag. You're OLD and WASHED UP. Don't you have a coupon to clip? Sure go ahead and claim you're not old or washed up and have way too much money to waste time with a coupon. No one here loves you except yourself.
Btw, your sentence structure sucks. No one starts sentences with "Was", "And" or "But" if they have any common sense.
103 - There are younger, smarter people but you're not one of them. Anyone who calls someone a hag on a smackblog is a piece of shit. The same way they call someone Old and Washed Up because they feel threatened and have nothing else to rely on to retaliate with. YOU, 103 - are a piece of shit. That is not an insult, it is an observation of fact. I never said I wasn't old, but I did say that I start sentences any damn way I please. Privilege of the academic classes. Put that in your shit pipe and smoke it, angry little child.
Was there anything else that you detectives need to know? Would you like the names of professors, executives, etc.? Some of you seem quite interested in a person you think is crazy, delusional, blah blah, yawn, blah.
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No one wants that shit from you. No one cares. Really, no one cares. No one is interested in the least.
You seem to think people do and are literally yelling and shouting to make some moot point of how "smart" (LOL) you are but really no one gives a shit.
YOU, 103 - are a piece of shit. That is not an insult, it is an observation of fact. I never said I wasn't old, but I did say that I start sentences any damn way I please. Privilege of the academic classes. Put that in your shit pipe and smoke it, angry little child. September 2, 2013 at 2:26 PM
It's good to see you've completely lost your composure again.
Ah now I feel bad. She's like my senile grandma. Go take a nap grannie you'll feel better. I know you're sorry you wasted your life, and need to boost yourself up by making others feel bad. That's what we youngsters call a character flaw. Now go drink some ensure.
You got to love someone handslapping calling them a hag and then turning around a calling them a child. Irony is clearly not taught at the University of Michigan.
Ah now I feel bad. She's like my senile grandma. Go take a nap grannie you'll feel better. I know you're sorry you wasted your life, and need to boost yourself up by making others feel bad. That's what we youngsters call a character flaw. Now go drink some ensure. September 2, 2013 at 2:29 PM
I feel sorry for her too. Her kids must be really pleasant to be around with the likes of her teaching them how to get along in life.
Allow me to repeat - BOO HOO HOO! All the little smack bullies are mad! The mean smart lady said they were stupid little shits and she was right! A bunch of little nothings with nothing to say except fuck you, old hag, take meds, ensure, whatever, whatever. Actually this is getting boring. Don't you kids have school tomorrow. I'm kicking out the layouts here while you little dumb asses desperately try to find more naughty words to use. Don't worry, tomorrow you can all go back to your $8.45 a hour jobs meaningless stupid jobs. I'll still be here - reading, scrapbooking. Pisses you off, I know.
Do you little kiddos really think you can unnerve me after raising six kids who are now in their 20s and 30s? After also having to raise 8 siblings? Several nieces and nephews? After working in child welfare? Do you actually think anything you angry little thugs say will make one tiny bit of difference in my life? In the fact that I know about 10 billion times more in some areas than you'll ever know? Why do you seem so threatened by that? Because everyone here doesn't follow your little 7th grade girls' rules? Really, get over your entry-level, minimum wage selves. None of you could have done, or do what I have done and do in my life. Not even close.
None of you could have done, or do what I have done and do in my life. Not even close.
There's your delusions of grandeur again. You have no idea what anyone on this blog has been through or achieved. Why can't you grasp that you're really nothing special. We all have our strengths, weaknesses, trials and triumphs. If you have something to contribute, contribute. Your continued attempts to prove just how much better you are only serve to do the opposite. Show that you're so utterly insecure, you need to tear others down, so they think you're special.
Please, you kids are starting to bore me. Delusional, insane, hag - it's all old and boring. How would you know, 120, how often I post anywhere? Two days? You seem to know this more than I do. Instead of spending all your time researching my whereabouts, why don't you go do your laundry or call your mother - call her an old hag. See how that goes over. And the next time you see a black person, why don't you go ahead and use the N word. See how that works, too. Oh, and call all the older women at work old hags. Give that a try. Something tells me you won't, which is why you do it here. I will guarantee that if I was standing in front of your face with your big mouth just hanging open, you wouldn't have the nerve to say one damn thing. Or as you kids write, one.damn.thing. This is why you come here to do it. Lily-livered, yellow-bellied chickens. Bawk bawk bawk.
Don't try and have a rationale discussion 122. It the same story at the pod. She starts a discussion, someone disagrees and she goes immediately to you're a dingbat or you'd acknowledge my awesomeness. I have CREDENTIALS. Which we now all know are nothing but a pack of lies.
Rinse. Lather. Repeat. Every single interaction with her has been the same.
125 - I suggest you ignore me from now on, and as a matter of fact, why not let your shining light lead the way? I vote Anonymous 125 starts a discussion and monitors it. You seem to have all the credentials for it. You seem pretty convinced that you know how discussions should go - let's have it. Except that I'm so bored to tears I can hardly stand to read one more thing one of you kids writes. Make it short, would you?
This is why this blog is dying. People are no longer willing to put up with bullies calling them names based on age, ethnicity, gender, etc. Smack blogs were intended to smack unethical behavior, in this case, in scrapbooking. But since everyone is anonymous, many of you feel free to indulge in the lowest form of behavior. You have proven this over and over again, with your "old hag," "silly white girl," delusional, med-taking, whiskey-drinking whatever it is insults. You could NEVER get away with acting like that in public so you hide and do it here. It is a character flaw - a serious one. And most people won't play that any more. So, the good ones leave and the shit remains at the bottom of the barrel.
I don't need to give any more examples. NONE of you, and I mean NONE of you would act this way at work, in school, with your families. I am identifiable - you are not. If you were, even if it was a screen name, you'd clean up your behavior, and quick. I have nothing to hide - you people have everything to hide. Behavior (bad) is smackable - everything else is off limits. I call you children because you act like children. Undisciplined, angry, spoiled little potty-mouthed brats. If you don't believe me, I repeat - go call your family members and co-workers the same things you write on this site.
You're not identifiable - and if you were why in the fuck do you keep acting like a total and complete loon. All of the behaviors you're listing are ones YOU HAVE ENGAGED IN. YOUR behavior has been utterly reprehensible on this thread limapea. Get off whatever pedestal you think you're standing on and realize your a bitter, ugly hag who is spewing shit and can't understand why it's coming back and hitting her in the face.
132 You'd be wrong - this blog is for the NSBR which stands for "NOT SCRAP BOOK RELATED". Where do you get the idea it's to smack scrapbooking?
Also you are NOT identifiable - you are "Limapea2" yeah that is NOT identifiying anyone.
Take your nap...you ARE the shit in the barrel and it needs another good stir. Talk about angry...LOL Don't you have some coworkers (errr kids) to scream at about how awesome you are(NOT) - that's what you're telling people to do is try to call people the same things you've been called here so you need to do the same. GO SCREAM AT EVERYONE HOW IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU. You're embarrassing.
Well this is really easy. Limpea, I'm not sure where you got the idea that a smack blog is created to monitor unethical behavior. This blog, nor any of the proceeding blogs ever had such a purpose. Please go and start a blog to point out unethical behavior in scrap booking, it will be your contribution to humanity.
133, 134 - Nice little temper tantrums. Still don't get it, do you? You just better start praying right now that you die soon. Because guess what - time will go by and you'll just keep getting older, and older. And one day you'll be - an old hag. When you look back on your life, all you'll be able to dig up is your over-the-top screeching profanities on an anonymous blog. You have a lot to be angry about, mostly because you have very poor character and no self-control. Not to mention no system of ethics. But it's not me you should be angry with. You're the only ones who have to answer for your own behavior, as do I. I have nothing to worry about.
I come back to this????? BTW waving to Ms. Banker, thanks for the help a few months back. I won't out you. And no she didn't send me money, but I would bet a shit load that she was an investment banker.
Where is everyone that is sick of this bullshit hanging out at now? This place sucks ass. I want twopeas smack, not a bunch of psycho bitches going back and forth with this stupid shit.
Stop picking on limapea. This is her therapy. Look at the last few posts. She's actually identifying her own behavior and flaws. It's the first step. Soon she might be able to actually curb her insane outbursts and attacking of other people. Then she can start on the lying and need to brag about imaginary accomplishments. Hell by the time she's 100 she might actually resemble a decent human being.
Oh, and 150 whips out the Urban dictionary! Woohoo! What's next, PeeWee Herman's Book of Words? I don't even NEED to pull anything up since EXTENSIVE research in HISTORY has taught me that an old British term is Cutting the Muster, which was later misinterpreted as Cutting the Mustard. I would call you a RETARD, but that is insulting and the same as calling someone an old hag. So I won't. Call you a retard, I mean. You're not a retard.
Oh it could not have been more classic that someone posted the UK phrase definition right before your rant on your EXTENSIVE research in HISTORY. Proven wrong again limpea
Since I haven't been "proven wrong" once, how could I be proven wrong again? Are there just the same two posting over and over again? Isn't it time for bed so you can wake up in time for your job at Walmart? I'll take my chances relying on actual research done on western history in the past few centuries rather on your online sources, but thanks anyway.
It's comments like 158 that made me think of Typhus. It doesn't matter if someone has provided independent proof that I'm wrong. I'll just continue to believe that I'm right. Cause I'm AWESOME.
163 - Oh yawn, yes I'm a fraud, whatever. And the earth is flat. And you'll never get anywhere in life. Actually, that last one was true. You never will get anywhere in life with a shitty attitude and the outlook of a nasty 7th grader having her period. But carry on and see how it works out for you. Don't you have other things to smack yet?
This has gotten totally ridiculous. I'm hoping that Banana Lady shows up soon to update us on her saga. It is infinitely more interesting that this preteen squabbling and name calling. Would you bozos just get a room and get it over with?
133, 134 - Nice little temper tantrums. Still don't get it, do you? You just better start praying right now that you die soon. Because guess what - time will go by and you'll just keep getting older, and older. And one day you'll be - an old hag. When you look back on your life, all you'll be able to dig up is your over-the-top screeching profanities on an anonymous blog. You have a lot to be angry about, mostly because you have very poor character and no self-control. Not to mention no system of ethics. But it's not me you should be angry with. You're the only ones who have to answer for your own behavior, as do I. I have nothing to worry about. September 2, 2013 at 3:29 PM
You call that a tantrum? You call that smack? BUT BUT I HAZ CREDENTIALS!!!!!
I would suppose any group that screamed over and over that they were correct and who were in fact WRONG, and were then proven WRONG, would have to come up with something to say. That would be MRS. Hag to you, and accusing me of "trying" to flaunt myself is really pretty lame. Can't come up with something better?
Gosh, looking back over the day, pretty much a win-win. Got a lot of layouts done, did all my household chores, and WIPED THE FLOOR WITH YOUR ASSES about, oh, I don't know, 100 TIMES. Feels pretty good. Business as usual.
175 - Dear angry little potty-mouth child - I just posted the thread above. You can now add more words besides stupid and old to your vocabulary. September 2, 2013 at 4:21 PM
You'd still be wrong. I love that you call me a child, it truly shows how old of a hag you really are. Are you approaching 70 or what?
I would suppose any group that screamed over and over that they were correct and who were in fact WRONG, and were then proven WRONG, would have to come up with something to say. That would be MRS. Hag to you, and accusing me of "trying" to flaunt myself is really pretty lame. Can't come up with something better? September 2, 2013 at 4:28 PM
Something better? You're not even sane enough to understand what's being said. Go ahead rave about your brilliance some more. I'll be back in a little while to see how much more of that hole you're digging has been dug.
Gosh, looking back over the day, pretty much a win-win. Got a lot of layouts done, did all my household chores, and WIPED THE FLOOR WITH YOUR ASSES about, oh, I don't know, 100 TIMES. Feels pretty good. Business as usual. September 2, 2013 at 4:30 PM
There's your biggest problem. You THINK you come out on top.
Poor little kiddies are mad at mommy AGAIN. Why is mommy ALWAYS RIGHT!?!?!?! AAAAGGGGGHHHH! It's SO FUCKING ANNOYING when mommy is ALWAYS RIGHT!!! Damn, why can't I be just like mommy anyway? Is it because I'm a lazy, undisciplined, potty-mouthed, selfish, spoiled little brat who always wants her way? Well, yes. It is.
184 - Oh yes, let me alert the University of Chicago now that their professors don't know what they're talking about. Just like those stupid-ass professors at UM who don't know shit. Because of course, YOU think you know more than they do, collectively. I don't THINK I come out on top - I DO come out on top. That's what 40 years of hard work, study, opening my mind and shutting my will do. BUT, now and then I don't mind smacking around some insolent little big mouth brats. Especially since I have nothing better to do than scrapbook, read, spend money.....oh that's right, you can't do any of those things. Because you have to go to your $8 an hour job tomorrow. Sorry about that. If ONLY you could be me. Bummer.
The term "academic" applies to university-level teachers with a PhD. Not to bored housewives/perpetual students. Hanging out with PhD students does not an "academic" make.
If Limapea had a brain in her head (or any of the higher education she claims), she would know better than to make that empty claim.
I think the bipolar is taking over the intellectual functions in that brain. It's sad.
189 - Pathetic grasping at straws. People who collect university degrees are indeed career academics. The term academic does NOT only apply to PhDs, dingbat. The only sad thing is your feeble attempt at grabbing for a life jacket. By the way, you didn't make it.
I'm kicking out the layouts here ******************
I'd kick those hideous layouts out too, right into the trash. You're going to roll over in your grave when your kids throw them out...along with all your degrees...and Obama's birth certificate.
I never thought I'd say the words, but there Annabelle is smarter. Even if limpy has half the degrees she claims which I sincerely doubt, she's utterly tone deaf. I've never seen any one screech so loud about their awesomeness, call every one bullies and idiots and generally make an ass of themselves. It doesn't take much book learning to learn when to shut your trap.
She's called certifiable, when she does it, but when you do the exact same thing, it's called entertainment? Nope, that's called denial. On your part, not lima's.
You're not making any sense 198. She's been screeching for days about nothing. There was no screeching in 193's post. I don't see any connection to it being "the exact same thing".
What's wrong with asking her a question? If you don't think this is the place for it, you're wrong. You are in the wrong place.
She's not going to answer anyway, "the children have bored her". Did you see how she went off about "MOMMY". She's definitely going through some mental issues but she's not looking for help.
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«Oldest ‹Older 401 – 600 of 689 Newer› Newest»Okay, Ms. Investment Banker Know-It-All - let's hear what your actual title was. Not your boss's, not your co-workers, YOURS. Not the super-secret company you worked for and GOD KNOWS not your MENSA credentials. Just give us YOUR ACTUAL TITLE as it appeared on the the little office flow chart. Then we'll talk. I've already told you what I did, where I went to school, what I studied. You seem to be quite the mystery, YET are quite knowledgeable about the entire industry! Sounds like a troll to me. I'm identifiable, you aren't. But you seem to have all the cards. Let's hear it.
196 I think you are correct. I think obliot is the probably the ugly bald guy/girl/whatever wearing the dress with the Adams apple in one of the poorly done (no smack) layouts.
Vice President. Again you're just displaying your ignorance. Titles at investment banks are pretty straight forward. Analyst, Associate, Vice President, Managing Director. Depending on the bank some throw in a Principal or Executive Director level.
Don't you idiots know how ridiculous you both sound? I can't even tell which is idiot is which in this endless fight. What a pair of retards!
And here we have our Adam's Apple Specialist in the house again. Can I ask? Was there a traumatic adam's apple incident in your life as a child? Obviously you suffer from Post Traumatic Adam's Apple Syndrome, as you seem to see it wherever you go. Just so you know, I'm not bald. Some of my brothers are bald. Not my husband - he's Greek and they don't go bald. They die at 93 with full heads of hair. I've never been bald. Now you will force me to admit that actually, I have pretty great hair - thick, luxurious, what can I say? I have no idea why god made me so great - he just did. I think you need to smack god. He did invent adam's apples, after all.
And if you are wondering who does the "scut" work, if it's spreadsheets you're looking at analysts If it's travel arrangements and office work, it would be an assistant. I shared an assistant with 4 other analysts until I was an associate, than shared with one other person which continued as a VP. Managing Directors at my firm had their own assistant, but everyone else shared.
3 - And here's how I know you're full of shit. If you did have those titles, you would have said so a long long time ago. You knew the vice president, you once spotted the managing director in the cafeteria. And, if you were the vice-president of ANYTHING, it was employee training or of the secretarial pool - support services. That's how I know, and that's why you're full of shit.
You won't win this one. I am the one who studied with the PhDs, went out to lunch with them, wrote papers with them, was friends with them. I'm the one that hears it from the horse's mouth. I have the basic, ground-floor dynamics of economics down pat. You sent out memos with information on the company picnic and what was appropriate or not to wear on Casual Friday. Nice try.
do you fucktards ever sleep
Again with the ignorance. There is no Vice President OF in investment banks. It's not a corporate structure. But I don't know why I'd expect you to know that as you don't even know what they do or how they're different than hedge funds.
VICE PRESIDENT OF WHAT? MANAGING DIRECTOR OF WHAT? Human Resources, that's what. If that.
8 - Oh by the way, I did sleep nicely! Thanks for asking. It's been kind of hot here, but with the air on it's not too bad. How about you?
I feel bad for you, Ms. Bags-O-Cash. You've backed yourself into a corner and there's no way out to save face. You've discredited yourself. You know how the free market operates in finance? Of course you do! It also operates in other areas of life - like argument. The best and the brightest will win because THEY ARE BETTER. THEY HAVE THE SKILLS. Just bow out gracefully and concede that you were Vice President of Employee Training. Or Building Maintenance. An investment banker that does not make.
I'm hot all the time bitch. Sizzling hot. I'm the hottest fucking mama you'll ever meet. Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Call me.
What corner? You seem unable to comprehend that in investment banking there is no OF in the title. You're just displaying your ignorance. Our entire investment banking division had those same exact titles. There were hundreds of Vice Presidents in the firm. There were 50 Managing Directors in our office alone.
14 - Oh dodge, dodge, dodge. Don't try to pretend you're someone that you aren't. You are not a high-flying investment banker with millions in liquid assets. You were just another peon the upper class used to their advantage and when things got tough you got laid off. You are not a member of the upper class and you never will be. They're still there - you aren't. They derive their wealth from investment, you don't. They don't go on smack blogs and use the terms honey and sweetie, you do. Bravo for you and your MENSA (my cousin actually was a member of Mensa) and your secret education.
I said before, you can't just sneak in and pretend you're part of the upper class, it doesn't work that way. You are in a corner because you aren't being truthful and forthright. No one is asking for your social security number. And you continue to evade admitting that you were vice president of Differential Equations and Derivatives. Vice presidents are always vices OF something, not nothing. By the way, I worked, not only at Manufacturer's Bank in high school for 3 years, but also at Manufacturer's Hanover Mortgage after I got married for another 3 years. In collections - so I know from banks. So if there were HUNDREDS of vice presidents and 50 managing directors in your office, that tells me they were fluff titles given to disposable people. Sorry, brains will ALWAYS win over brawn. Perfect metaphor for this conversation and this blog.
You're utterly certifiable. Seriously. If you're going to claim someone is not who they say they are, you really should have at least a passing understanding of what it is that they're even claiming. You have only proven yourself to be utterly and completely ignorant of investment banking.
Here's a nice link on the hierarchy of investment banking: they use monkeys and bananas so hopefully you can understand it.
http://www.mergersandinquisitions.com/investment-banking-hierarchy/
Just about all investment banks have the same strict hierarchy or ladder of professionals. From junior to senior, the typical hierarchy is (1) Analyst, (2) Associate, (3) Vice President, (4) Senior Vice President/Director and (5) Managing Director. Some banks deviate from this hierarchy a bit, for example having the Senior Vice President and Director be separate positions. Other banks, especially non-U.S. banks, have the same hierarchy but with somewhat different names for each position (Associate Director for Associate, Director for Vice President and Executive Director for SVP). One exception for U.S. banks is that Bear Stearns calls the Senior Vice President/Director position a Managing Director, and calls Managing Directors, Senior Managing Directors. However, regardless of the names, the general job functions of each relative position tend to be consistent bank to bank.
http://www.ibankingfaq.com/about-investment-banking/whats-the-typical-hierarchy-within-the-investment-bank/
16 Please don't bore me with your After School Banking Specials. Did I mention I've actually worked in banks for 6 years? No, I was NOT a vice president (I'm so humiliated). I was a clerk typist for 3 years in one because I got the job because where I grew up our neighbors were all doctors, lawyers and bank vice presidents. I was a secretary for another 3 years at another bank. I'm super smart and I already know the structure of banking. Please, for the love of god, let us all know EXACTLY what this fabulous career of yours entailed. So far I'm hearing a big empty vacuum of NOTHING. The Hedge Fund Hedger. The Dodger who was Dodged right out off her upper-class money bags ass.
Oh P.S. Manufacturer's Bank and Manufacturer's Hanover Mortgage Bank had A FEW vice presidents, a HANDFUL of managing directors - not hundreds. You are a victim like everyone else, yet think you're on the winning side. The upper class wants nothing to do with your Mensa, your secret education, blah blah blah. I repeat - they're still there - you aren't. You didn't retire, you got laid off like 2 zillion other Americans who were played by PhD, MBA assholes. Stop trying to play for the guys who screwed you over. This is where the bitterness comes from when you use the terms honey and sweetie. Can't say as I blame you.
YAWN.
Are you seriously comparing a commercial bank to an investment bank? Are you really that ignorant? Your three years in collection really didn't give you any insight into Wall Street dumbass. Typically when people are not knowledgeable about an area they just shut up. The whole proving to the world you're an idiot. Goldman Sachs promoted 261 people to managing director LAST YEAR. Your utter and complete ignorance is breathtaking.
Seriously shut the fuck up you two. I don't give a flying fuck.
I have a few friends that went into ibanking. Limpy's an idiot.
21 - You see, calling someone an idiot, delusional is not actually making a point. You have to actually rebut what I say, which you haven't done. Back in the 1970s they didn't give secretaries the title of Vice President - they were just called secretaries. Manufacturer's Bank and Hanover were both investment and commercial banks, there Einstein - go look it up. If people are knowledgeable in certain areas then they typically will actually TELL you what you are asking. So I will ask ONCE again - what exactly did YOU DO, Ms. Differential Equations Money Bags Vice President at this place where there were HUNDREDS of vice presidents and managers? Promoting more than a few people to vice president is mere smoke and mirrors, fluff and nonsense. I just did the laundry, so I guess that makes me VICE PRESIDENT OF THE FUCKING APPAREL DEPARTMENT. Are you still not getting this? You were a LACKEY - a PEON. You got LAID OFF, Ms. Vice President. All you keep doing is throwing out statistics of how some banks operate without answering the question. As for 22, go not give a flying fuck somewhere else. No one is begging you to stay, or read. Much less comment.
I worked, not only at Manufacturer's Bank in high school for 3 years, but also at Manufacturer's Hanover Mortgage after I got married for another 3 years
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Hey, I know you. I was the after hours janitor at Manufacturers Bank and you were that hot little number that gave me a blow job in the janitors closet. If I remember right, you had a bit of an overbite and you smelled like tuna.
Jesus...she was a vice president of an investment bank. Give it a rest already! She answered you ten ways to Sunday! Not her fault you can't comprehend it.
26 - No, she was not a "Vice President" of anything significant. Just like I'm the Vice President of Fuel Resourcing because I put gas in my car yesterday. She had a fluff nothing title and did the work as a secretary and is trying to pretend to be an investment banker, what with her millions in liquid assets. Nothing is that important if everyone in the office has the same title. Chew on that Sparky. No doubt you are Vice President of Dairy Distribution since you just polished off that bag of Cheese Popcorn. Give it up. Ms. Hedger Dodger is no more an investment banking expert than Mitt Romney lives on Kolob. Here's the point that you can't grasp - she was trying to diminish what I know of economics and banking, using her so-called expertise. The reality is, I know a hell of a lot more than she does about economics and can prove it. All Stacks-O-Cash can prove is that she had some scut-work job with a fancy title.
cray cray in da house.
Pssst...she wasn't trying. She succeeded. But you're right. She can't prove it anymore than you can. You say you're intelligent. I believe you. My cousin had an IQ of 172. He went crazy before he turned 40. Eventually he committed suicide.
29 - Pssst - fingers crossed, I haven't committed suicide yet. But I'm considering it right now after play Dodge Ball all day.
we can only hope!
anyone remember Meat's blog? And a poster with the initials A.M.? don't want to say the name because I don't want to peatlejuice her. But some similarities. Unable to let anything go like a pitbull. Posting at all hours. Multiple personalities. Fits, right?
32 - I will accept that as your concession that I just wiped the floor with your collective asses. This is too easy - I need a day job. Please don't switch gears and try to convince me the world is flat now, I've already been there.
No doubt. I will try one last time. After a brief stint in a technical field, I was hired by a bulge bracket investment bank into their investment banking division as an analyst (along with 242 other lucky souls). I worked in corporate finance, specifically mergers & acquisitions initially. You basically work long hours for assholes with the only consolation being you make over $100K a year and you really don't need an apartment as you live in the
office.
After two years, I was promoted to Associate (which is not typical, but god knows I won't explain the whole MBA, nonMBA career track). I spent another 3 years as an associate and also went through a hellacious executive MBA program so that I could be promoted to VP.
I ended up leaving one bulge bracket firm for an offer to join their technology investment bank as a VP where I did not only M&A but general corporate finance (ie IPOs, secondaries, a bit of debt, but that's not big for technology companies).
I stayed there for another 3 years until I had my son. I wanted to be more than a passing shadow in my son's life and retired. When I left the firm, my card said
Ms. Money Bags
Vice President
Investment Banking
Believe it, don't believe it. I really don't care. The fact that I've spent any more time trying to convince someone who is so clearly ignorant of any and all aspects of investment banking is frankly stupid.
The reality is it's really not that big of a fucking deal. I have no doubt that there are many peas with more exciting career stories. It only came up as you were carrying on how everyone wanted your life, no not really. I'm happy with my life.
I think the suicide comment is over the line. Limapea has all the classic signs of a manic depressive. She's clearly very ill.
Limpy you're an idiot because my friends who went into ibanking all described the titles the way she said. For fuck's sake, I don't know if she is actually an investment banker or not, but I sure as shit know how to google, and in 10 seconds you can see that you're flat out wrong!
168 it obviously pissed you off and THAT is the point. Job finished.
Day late and a dollar short, there 34. Bulge brackets, mergers and acquisitions. Analyst - they type a bunch of shit on a spreadsheet and give it to the boss, who gives it to his boss, who gives it to his boss. Bottom line - you aren't a member of the upper class, never was, never will be. You're not an economic expert because you stared at a computer screen. By your own admission you were used by others who made a shitload of money off your labor. What was the whole point of this anyway? Oh yes, your initial presentation as J.P. Getty. The "economics" of your economics still stands - if EVERYONE is a vice president, NO ONE is a vice president.
It's fabulous that you had such an impressive, yet secretive career, but you are just one of many who was taken advantage of by those with true power. Yet somehow, in order to give yourself a boost, you actually think you're a part of that crowd. You aren't. You are as disposable as the rest of us. Thirty years ago everything you just described as your job duties would have been described as clerical work. You were given money and a title as a carrot they dangled in front of your face to make you think you would be one of them some day. You had your shot at it but still can't see the light. You were used. The reason I stated that "everyone" would want my life is because I don't live a fake, plastic life where I lie to myself about who I am, or what I do. I don't put value on superficial things like large homes and expensive cars or superstar careers as an investment banker that impresses everyone at a cocktail party, but in reality is just a fancy administrative assistant position.
This is why I like and don't mind BL posting here. She doesn't lose it. She doesn't flip out. She is constantly and consistently coherent and articulate. Unlike crazy limpea.
Limpy, you're a sad, pathetic excuse for a human being please do us all a favor and take your incoherent ramblings off a bridge.
It's not open-ended warfare on anyone who doesn't agree with your 7th grade mean girls' club. Feeble attempts at bullying like take your meds! Where's your crack pipe? just keep reinforcing that you have NO OTHER MEANS OF FIGHTING other than tired playground name-calling.
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You haven't even tried to smack anyone. You just keep making claims of being really smart. No one is buying it after seeing the shit you've written.
FFS just shut the fuck up limpy. How many people does it take to make you realize that no one wants your pathetic little life. You offer not insight, no knowledge NOTHING but insults to people around you who fail to see your awesomeness.
40 - Okay, I took my incoherent ramblings off a bridge. Should I put them back on the bridge? Or did you mean take myself off a bridge? It's hard to read between the lines when dealing with illiterate writing, especially when there is no sign of punctuation between distinct phrases. Just tell me one thing - now that I've taken my incoherent ramblings off the bridge, what am I supposed to do with them? Just let them sit on the porch? Please advise.
42 - Then maybe you should just see my awesomeness and the problem would be solved. Boom - no more insults. Damn, this is fun. Yet they just keep coming back. Tell me, 42 - exactly HOW am I stopping you from posting whatever brilliant nuggets happen to be falling from that massive brain of yours? Go ahead - scroll right past my boring stuff and post your own. Who's stopping you? It's a free country.
Thirty years ago everything you just described as your job duties would have been described as clerical work.
You have no idea what my job duties were. You have already made it abundantly clear that you are woefully ignorant of any and all aspects of finance. Give it a rest, you don't even know what you don't know.
I'm late to this party. But I second, third? limpea being obliot.
Don't feed the troll!
I do know that we're ALL VICE PRESIDENTS!! YAY! Mom and dad are JUST SO PROUD. Except, you know how you used to sling that around to impress people in your oh-so-humble way? Most people think you're a stuck up jackass behind your back. That's what happens when secretaries who look at shit on a spreadsheet are called Vice Presidents. Everyone knows what it really means. You know why? Because THEY KNOW you weren't born a Getty, but somehow got it into your head that you are one. Vice President MY ASS. I don't care if they paid you in fucking gold bricks - you were a LACKEY. For the love of god, just get over it. You're as common as a housefly, as am I, as is everyone here on this site. The stupidity comes in thinking that because someone gave you an elevated title and salary in order to con you into doing scutwork for them so they can make money off your labor, that you're actually one of them. That's why I don't CARE what you did. Is your name Melinda Trump? If not, it doesn't MATTER what you did. What matters is what you invest in YOURSELF - like education, standards, ethics, etc. and one of the first things that brings is the ability to be honest with yourself about who you really are and your place in the universe. The way you portray yourself in the universe is rather lofty, but the reality is, IT'S NOT. God, talk about beating a dead horse.
The way you portray yourself in the universe is rather lofty, but the reality is, IT'S NOT.
Just admit it limpy. She handed your ass to you. You wanted to stomp around the smack blog crowing about your awesomeness and someone pointed out you're not half as intelligent as you claim to be and your life is really pretty pathetic.
49 - Dyslexia can be a devastating condition to have to deal with, I understand. Getting things mixed up, and actually completely backasswards can cause a lot of embarrassment and heartache. Luckily for you, this is not a job interview so the fallout won't be too bad. I'm afraid I have to tell you that Ms. MoneyBagsBankerHero only dug herself deeper and deeper into a hole she wasn't able to climb out of. I know, I know, to someone who gets everything backwards it just doesn't seem that way. But portraying oneself as a member of the top 2% in the nation and actually realizing one is merely an ant crawling about the surface of the earth can often put egg on one's face. Not to be confused with getting one's incoherent ramblings off a bridge. Those are two SEPARATE things. We'll go over that tomorrow after you look up the definitions of "differential equations" and "mergers and acquisitions."
I'd like someone to pay my gold bricks and give me a fancy title. If they pay me $1.7 million, I'll be the best fucking lackey evah!
Kendra is laying on her boat wearing her hot pink french bikini while every man on the boat is marveling at her awesomeness. Everybody wants her life.
If Ms Banker won't 'prove' it and Ms Academia won't 'prove' it, I choose to believe that they are both a pair of strange people with too much time on their hands and a point to make that no-one with the background either claims they have would bother with.
I have a girl crush on Kendra. Now more than ever.
51 - You'd better grab one of those business cards Ms. Differential Equations Superhero is giving out - she'll help you out. She's connected. Knows everyone. Has Bill Gates on speed dial. Named her son Billy. Billy Donald Trumpgate (they share godfather duties). She will HOOK YOU UP.
53 - My proof is the written word. I write what I know, which is based on fact. The facts can convince you or not. All Ms. Sack-O-Shite has done is given a bunch of job titles. She even wrote You don't know what I did. Right - neither does anyone. She didn't prove anything, she didn't actually say WHAT SHE DID. She looked at numbers, compared them to other numbers, scribbled some shit in the margin, then gave it to her boss is my guess. Clerical work. My work is laid out right in front of your face for anyone to read, for those who claim they read cupcake threads and whatnot. No hiding, no dodging, no hedging. Just the solid, rock-hard knowledge that comes with 40 years of study. And P.S., people with academic degrees can also scrapbook. As can people with money or even real investment bankers. Ms. Moneybags isn't one of them.
Jane, please put this blog out of its misery and just close it down. It has become apparent to everyone that it has died (well maybe not to the nuts debating banking and economics ad nauseum).
Portraying oneself as a member of the top 2% in the nation and actually realizing one is merely an ant crawling about the surface of the earth can often put egg on one's face.
Hey dumbfuck aka limpy. I'm glad you finally realized you're not awesome, jsut wipe the egg off and move on.
Holy shite! I thought you were fucking nuts last night. You're a fucking fruitcake limpy. You do realize you're posting anonymously on a fucking smack blog right? No one has any fucking idea what you are or what you do nor do we give a flying fuck.
Problem is, 56, I can plagerise the written word as easily as you can. That does not make me an Academic. If you cite your source, state your credentials and list the work you have had published I will believe you. Otherwise, you have the exact same credibility issues as Ms Banker.
I wading through the bullshit to just ask Limpea to not return to the blog, nor ever mention President Obama again. You don't give liberals a bad name, you're an actual embarrassment.
60 - You can plagiarize (I think that's the word you're grasping for), but that takes a long time. What you can't do is let the facts flow at a moment's notice. That you cannot do as easily as I can, because either you know it, or you don't. It doesn't matter what credibility I have on some stupid smack blog, as some have already pointed out. Please remember, you thugs were the ones who dragged this whole thing out because I saw my name reviled and jumped to my own defense. It's not problem that some of you are suckers for a beating. This is one big bully masochist clusterfuck. P.S. I love Barry Barry Barry (never said Obama).
Limps - stop starting sentences with "And", it makes you looks so lowly. As if you were one of those uneducated lowlifes you speak of.
Who reviled your name? I want to send them a gold brick. If this is your defense, you might want to take some advice and SHUT THE FUCK UP. You've only managed to prove yourself to be utterly certifiable.
I take liberties with the language - comes with the territory of being fabulous. Like e e cummings.
64 - Here we go with the SHUT THE FUCK UP shit again. Does it ever end with you? Are you actually Mrs. T? Because she does the same thing, just keeps repeating the same tired, useless shit over and over. For the billionth time, Shut the Fuck Up, is NOT smack. It's not even a command. Please tell me how you plan to enforce your plan of shutting me up? That's what I thought. I haven't proven myself to be anything than what I am - SuperFab. You've proven that you know how to type Shut The Fuck Up 2 billion times without finally messing it up. Good work.
Again with the reading comprehension problems, it was ADVICE. You're free to continue to prove your mental instability, lack of knowledge, and general bitchiness. Just don't expect anyone to take you seriously.
Sorry, 62, you have not convinced me. Tell me what institution you are affiliated to, the research papers you have had published, the peer reviews you have.....
BTW, before you pull the 'I am merely researching XYZ and used you people as lab rats' defence, we've been there and seen that over here and over there......just in case you think you'll get away with that with your supposed sociology/psychology/bullshitology crap :)
And don't forget your title Ms. Academic
67 - Mental instability- no; lack of knowledge - no; general bitchiness - yes. So what we have here is 2 out of 3, or roughly 67% of your answers were incorrect. I'm not positive, I'll have to check with my in-house differential equations expert, but right now she's cleaning up dog shit. You see, she left her job right before the axe fell so she could say she wasn't laid off. Anyhow, she's a dog walker now so she's not always around when I need her. But basically, 2 out of 3 ain't too good. You did well on the bitchiness factor, but I'm suspecting that may have been a guess. Nonetheless, I will give you credit for it. I expect you to take this seriously.
There's several peas who are in finance. I can't actually imagine one of them over here on the blog engaging with limacrazy. Any guesses on who Ms. Moneybags is?
This is the most action this blog has seen in some time. Unfortunately, we were better off with nothing being posted, than we are with this shit.
Don't call yourself dogshit sweetie, and she already cleaned you up.
No shit 472. I'll take silent over fucking crazy.
68 - Please allow me to get a copy of my transcripts so I can post them here, on this anonymous smack site. Because if there's one thing I want to do, it is definitely to convince you, 68. I won't be able to sleep tonight if you're not convinced. I am honored that you are so interested in my academic achievements, and not to be rude, but I've already given them, and someone has kindly already listed them. Did you want me to relist them again? That seems kind of lazy on your part, all you have to do is scroll UP UP UP. I've already told you I have several degrees from the University of Michigan, including high honors in all of them. But don't take my word for it. Just google UM and the first thing that will pop up will be my name and face - that's just how famous I am. I hope I've answered your questions.
Liar liar pants on fire. You have nothing. You are nothing. You studied sociology 30 years ago. There are probably a thousand peas with better credentials than you. You're really pathetic. I'd feel sorry for you if you weren't continually bashing other people.
So your big credentials are a sociology degree? Wow that's some academic. SNORT
Glad to know that BL isn't the only idiot that posts here.....
un.be.fucking.lieveable!
75, you cannot convince me. Degree transcripts mean nothing. Collecting degrees means nothing. Show me published work, peer reviews, your name affiliated with a college,
I saw your list of degrees, what I missed was your Academic career since then - maybe you could clarify that for me.
Gaining a degree does not make you 'an Academic'....only your imagination or the delusion that reading copious articles and spitting them back out on a scrap booking board does that.
So, come on....convince me.
Oh my god, I will actually list it AGAIN if you insist. Bachelors in Sociology/History - graduated first in class. Masters in Psychology/ Sociology/Anthropology - graduated first in class. PhD coursework in Sociology - decided to quit going, was no longer interested. I do believe my title was "undergraduate student," which then became, "graduate student." This was in the late 1990s. My GPA for bachelors - 3.8, my GPA for masters - 3.75. Have I answered your questions yet? I also have a 2 year associate degree as a legal secretary, from the mid-1980s. Would you like to see Obama's birth certificate too? I have a copy of that hidden behind my diplomas. I don't care how many peas have credentials, that's not the point. "Thousands" of peas don't have their names brought up here. Some do and choose not to confront you thugs, and some, like myself, get quite a few chuckles out of confronting you thugs.
Someone bought Granny (66) a computer for her birthday and set her up with internet and let her lose I see. Only feeble people do what you're doing there limapea.
Not obliot, he's obnoxious and a pseudo intellectual who think's he's smarting than he is, but I've never seen him go rabid dog.
limpea is actual Typhus. She's an "academic" and no one is more dog with a fucking bone. Limpea is a caricature of a liberal. Typhus figured she'd have some fun arguing and make liberals look like dumbasses
80 - Collecting degrees means nothing to empty-headed dumb shits. My life is collecting degrees and using them in my career. Believe it or not, I do not collect degrees and knowledge for the purpose of entertaining the likes of you on a smack blog. You asked where I went to school and I told you. My knowledge speaks for itself. I'm not sure what you're trying to prove? That I don't know what I'm talking about? Well, that will have to haunt you for the rest of your life.
Oh shit. I just read her credentials. Sorry Typhus. No, I apologize Mrs. Tyler. I have besmirched you.
Limpy, oh for fucks sake. Your big brag is you spent 15 years in college getting a masters degree. Holy fuck!
83 - Okay, now you've crossed the line. Don't EVER say I'm Typhus (if that is actually Mrs. T). You can tell me to shut up, take more meds, blah blah (I forgot the rest), but calling me Mrs. T is really low. Even Mrs. T doesn't want to be Mrs. T.
Al you prove, 81, is that you have ability to learn. Because you chose to lose yourself in a life of chasing degree after degree does not make you an Academic of any standing. As I suspected.
I may have had slightly more respect for you and your claims had you not given up on the first thing that would actually have given you any standing as a true academic.
What it shows me is that you little to nothing to offer in the world of academia, nor the world of commerce, but that you hide behind your insecurity with the vitriol you spew. You have shown me nothing.
85 - ?? It didn't take me 15 years to get the damn master's degree - it took 3. I said I've continually taken courses for 15 years. Where did you come up with that math? Is this some kind of peasmack math? I have enough credit hours to collect another 2 or 3 degrees if I want to. What's your point?
Bullshit.
Let's face it, Limapea, what you are isa STUDENT. Nothing more.
87 - What in the hell is so hard for you to understand - I'm a "career academic". If you want me to translate, that means people who basically spend their lives collecting degrees from universities. I never said I had an academic career, although I've taught. I said I was a CAREER ACADEMIC. Chasing down degrees DOES make you an academic, Einstein. Why in the world would I give a shit who or what you respect? That doesn't change the fact that I am thoroughly educated in many areas and I know what I'm talking about. I also don't "hide" anywhere. I've been involved in several PhD research projects, and I certainly don't have to lay them out in front of you to "prove" anything. Again, the knowledge of what I write is all the "proof" I need.
You're such a poser. No one spends 15 years collecting multiple master degrees. And if you have, you are even more retarded than I imagined. That's nothing to brag about. You're a fucking idiot.
You have shown me nothing.
September 2, 2013 at 1:59 PM
Seriously, why does some anonymous credentials make you freaky? Why does she or anyone else owe you ANYTHING? (Yes, I went caps on you since you keep doing it - it's rather annoying. Apparently you don't know when you're being annoying though. Take a step back, look in the mirror and see if you could tolerate yourself - I still doubt you'll see it.)
If the knowledge you write is your proof, you have problems. What you've written is utter and complete BULLSHIT! I've seen more knowledgeable posters who simply regurgitate huffington post.
Yes 92, they do. You would know since you're hung up on yourself instead of what's going on around you.
When did you have these 6 kids anyway? You're an old hag.
91, what you are is a practising fake. You contribute little to nothing, yet try to justify that by your labelling yourself as a 'career academic'. You 'collect degrees' but choose not to do anything with them. What makes one an Academic is research which moves forward or enriches that which has gone before, not perusing this years prospectus and deciding whether art history or pottery will be what you try to frantically fill the void which should be your life with.
94 - Utter and complete BULLSHIT! Says Pliny the SmackAss. Well, now that we've heard from old Pliny I believe we can bring this debate to a close. PLINY HAS SPOKEN - UTTER AND COMPLETE BULLSHIT! Thank you, Pliny, for weighing in. Nothing puts a cap on a debate like a declaration from Pliny.
U Michigan's Anthropology program isn't even a master's program, it's a PhD program. You probably got a bachelor's is sociology.
The only PhD research program you were affiliated with was someone doing a dissertation of fruitcakes.
95 - Wait, what? Who's a hag? I'm a hag? Are you talking to me? Limapea2? Yes, I had six kids, from 1979 to 1988. I also started going to school in 1980 and basically have been going on and off ever since, since I also WORKED for 25 years. How is this so hard to understand? I got married at 18, not the smartest move in the world, I will admit.
And who said I didn't "do anything" with my degrees??? Where the hell is this coming from? I've already said that I worked in the human service field for years. How is that not using my degrees? Furthermore, I have done research - several times, for all you "academic experts." The fact is, I'VE DONE IT ALL - got married, had kids, gone to school (a lot), worked (a lot), and even did the laundry and dishes. Was also on the PTA for 2 years. Was there anything else that you detectives need to know? Would you like the names of professors, executives, etc.? Some of you seem quite interested in a person you think is crazy, delusional, blah blah, yawn, blah.
Limpass, you realize no one is reading your drivel. No one reads epic length trash here.
We get it, you love yourself. Please move along.
101 - No, I insist, YOU please move along.
100 you are blurring the lines and posts. That poster did not say you didn't "do anything" with your degree but you just did.
You're a hag. There are younger people than you who are smarter and are also taught not to be so self absorbed.
Move along hag. You're OLD and WASHED UP. Don't you have a coupon to clip?
Sure go ahead and claim you're not old or washed up and have way too much money to waste time with a coupon. No one here loves you except yourself.
Btw, your sentence structure sucks. No one starts sentences with "Was", "And" or "But" if they have any common sense.
103 - There are younger, smarter people but you're not one of them. Anyone who calls someone a hag on a smackblog is a piece of shit. The same way they call someone Old and Washed Up because they feel threatened and have nothing else to rely on to retaliate with. YOU, 103 - are a piece of shit. That is not an insult, it is an observation of fact. I never said I wasn't old, but I did say that I start sentences any damn way I please. Privilege of the academic classes. Put that in your shit pipe and smoke it, angry little child.
Was there anything else that you detectives need to know? Would you like the names of professors, executives, etc.? Some of you seem quite interested in a person you think is crazy, delusional, blah blah, yawn, blah.
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No one wants that shit from you. No one cares. Really, no one cares. No one is interested in the least.
You seem to think people do and are literally yelling and shouting to make some moot point of how "smart" (LOL) you are but really no one gives a shit.
105 - The question remains, does anyone give a shit? After all, YOU are the one who is responding.
104 Anonymous said... 104
103 - There are younger, smarter people but you're not one of them. Anyone who calls someone a hag on a smackblog is a piece of shit.
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Irony. What happened to your "name calling and insults are not smack" mantra?
You're a hag.
Note to self: Mrs. Limpass hates being called a hag.
YOU, 103 - are a piece of shit. That is not an insult, it is an observation of fact. I never said I wasn't old, but I did say that I start sentences any damn way I please. Privilege of the academic classes. Put that in your shit pipe and smoke it, angry little child.
September 2, 2013 at 2:26 PM
It's good to see you've completely lost your composure again.
Ah now I feel bad. She's like my senile grandma. Go take a nap grannie you'll feel better. I know you're sorry you wasted your life, and need to boost yourself up by making others feel bad. That's what we youngsters call a character flaw. Now go drink some ensure.
You got to love someone handslapping calling them a hag and then turning around a calling them a child. Irony is clearly not taught at the University of Michigan.
Trying to help you with some self-recognition 106.
Here's a hint, paragraphs are your friend. (as per Pea rule #5 - yeah that was established pretty early on).
I think the NSBR is the wrong place for you. No one there (a few) scrap anymore.
Bye Limahag
Shit, if you think the hag went to the University of Michigan I've got a bridge to sell you.
109 Anonymous said... 109
Ah now I feel bad. She's like my senile grandma. Go take a nap grannie you'll feel better. I know you're sorry you wasted your life, and need to boost yourself up by making others feel bad. That's what we youngsters call a character flaw. Now go drink some ensure.
September 2, 2013 at 2:29 PM
I feel sorry for her too. Her kids must be really pleasant to be around with the likes of her teaching them how to get along in life.
Allow me to repeat - BOO HOO HOO! All the little smack bullies are mad! The mean smart lady said they were stupid little shits and she was right! A bunch of little nothings with nothing to say except fuck you, old hag, take meds, ensure, whatever, whatever. Actually this is getting boring. Don't you kids have school tomorrow. I'm kicking out the layouts here while you little dumb asses desperately try to find more naughty words to use. Don't worry, tomorrow you can all go back to your $8.45 a hour jobs meaningless stupid jobs. I'll still be here - reading, scrapbooking. Pisses you off, I know.
112 Anonymous said... 112
Shit, if you think the hag went to the University of Michigan I've got a bridge to sell you.
September 2, 2013 at 2:32 PM
No one asked you. People are talking ABOUT YOU, not TO YOU. THIS was directed TO YOU. HTH
I'm now finished talking to the hag.
Well this is interesting. I'm actually embarrassed that I engaged with limpea. Hell she thinks being a perpetual student is an "academic career"
Delusions of grandeur that one.
No one is mad but you 114. I doubt anyone else read past that either.
Windbag hag is coming closer to a good description.
I hear a grandkid in the background saying "Granny, why are you beating up your keyboard?".
Cuckoo for cocoa puffs. I see she's gone back to we're all dumb ass kids and she's "smart" Sorry honey, that one was disproved a few hours ago.
Do you little kiddos really think you can unnerve me after raising six kids who are now in their 20s and 30s? After also having to raise 8 siblings? Several nieces and nephews? After working in child welfare? Do you actually think anything you angry little thugs say will make one tiny bit of difference in my life? In the fact that I know about 10 billion times more in some areas than you'll ever know? Why do you seem so threatened by that? Because everyone here doesn't follow your little 7th grade girls' rules? Really, get over your entry-level, minimum wage selves. None of you could have done, or do what I have done and do in my life. Not even close.
You haven't posted at the bucket for two days. Aren't you getting a little constipated? It's time to go shit in the bucket some more, hag.
Limpea
Please. Get over yourself. Aren't you a grown woman?
None of you could have done, or do what I have done and do in my life. Not even close.
There's your delusions of grandeur again. You have no idea what anyone on this blog has been through or achieved. Why can't you grasp that you're really nothing special. We all have our strengths, weaknesses, trials and triumphs. If you have something to contribute, contribute. Your continued attempts to prove just how much better you are only serve to do the opposite. Show that you're so utterly insecure, you need to tear others down, so they think you're special.
The more you talk, the more we see you're nothing but a fraud.
Please, you kids are starting to bore me. Delusional, insane, hag - it's all old and boring. How would you know, 120, how often I post anywhere? Two days? You seem to know this more than I do. Instead of spending all your time researching my whereabouts, why don't you go do your laundry or call your mother - call her an old hag. See how that goes over. And the next time you see a black person, why don't you go ahead and use the N word. See how that works, too. Oh, and call all the older women at work old hags. Give that a try. Something tells me you won't, which is why you do it here. I will guarantee that if I was standing in front of your face with your big mouth just hanging open, you wouldn't have the nerve to say one damn thing. Or as you kids write, one.damn.thing. This is why you come here to do it. Lily-livered, yellow-bellied chickens. Bawk bawk bawk.
Don't try and have a rationale discussion 122. It the same story at the pod. She starts a discussion, someone disagrees and she goes immediately to you're a dingbat or you'd acknowledge my awesomeness. I have CREDENTIALS. Which we now all know are nothing but a pack of lies.
Rinse. Lather. Repeat. Every single interaction with her has been the same.
Is 124 your attempt at intelligent debate?
I'm surprised that Lowrent has the time to sit here and argue all day and night. Doesn't she have a "boyfriend?"
I found limapeas pic. Yes, Lima, we DO think this SHIT is funny. We DO think it's smack. LOL
http://us.cdn002.fansshare.com/photos/meme/granny-birthday-pic-internet-17774943.jpg
125 - I suggest you ignore me from now on, and as a matter of fact, why not let your shining light lead the way? I vote Anonymous 125 starts a discussion and monitors it. You seem to have all the credentials for it. You seem pretty convinced that you know how discussions should go - let's have it. Except that I'm so bored to tears I can hardly stand to read one more thing one of you kids writes. Make it short, would you?
124 shows your maturity level. Your kids must be proud.
129 is proving that she's showing signs up fatigue and is unable to keep up with the young whipper-snappers who she calls "kids".
That's cute but not cutting the mustard.
This is why this blog is dying. People are no longer willing to put up with bullies calling them names based on age, ethnicity, gender, etc. Smack blogs were intended to smack unethical behavior, in this case, in scrapbooking. But since everyone is anonymous, many of you feel free to indulge in the lowest form of behavior. You have proven this over and over again, with your "old hag," "silly white girl," delusional, med-taking, whiskey-drinking whatever it is insults. You could NEVER get away with acting like that in public so you hide and do it here. It is a character flaw - a serious one. And most people won't play that any more. So, the good ones leave and the shit remains at the bottom of the barrel.
I don't need to give any more examples. NONE of you, and I mean NONE of you would act this way at work, in school, with your families. I am identifiable - you are not. If you were, even if it was a screen name, you'd clean up your behavior, and quick. I have nothing to hide - you people have everything to hide. Behavior (bad) is smackable - everything else is off limits. I call you children because you act like children. Undisciplined, angry, spoiled little potty-mouthed brats. If you don't believe me, I repeat - go call your family members and co-workers the same things you write on this site.
You're not identifiable - and if you were why in the fuck do you keep acting like a total and complete loon. All of the behaviors you're listing are ones YOU HAVE ENGAGED IN. YOUR behavior has been utterly reprehensible on this thread limapea. Get off whatever pedestal you think you're standing on and realize your a bitter, ugly hag who is spewing shit and can't understand why it's coming back and hitting her in the face.
132 You'd be wrong - this blog is for the NSBR which stands for "NOT SCRAP BOOK RELATED". Where do you get the idea it's to smack scrapbooking?
Also you are NOT identifiable - you are "Limapea2" yeah that is NOT identifiying anyone.
Take your nap...you ARE the shit in the barrel and it needs another good stir. Talk about angry...LOL Don't you have some coworkers (errr kids) to scream at about how awesome you are(NOT) - that's what you're telling people to do is try to call people the same things you've been called here so you need to do the same. GO SCREAM AT EVERYONE HOW IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU. You're embarrassing.
Well this is really easy. Limpea, I'm not sure where you got the idea that a smack blog is created to monitor unethical behavior. This blog, nor any of the proceeding blogs ever had such a purpose. Please go and start a blog to point out unethical behavior in scrap booking, it will be your contribution to humanity.
So now I get it, you're at the wrong blog. You want scrapsmack not twopeasscrapsmack.
133, 134 - Nice little temper tantrums. Still don't get it, do you? You just better start praying right now that you die soon. Because guess what - time will go by and you'll just keep getting older, and older. And one day you'll be - an old hag. When you look back on your life, all you'll be able to dig up is your over-the-top screeching profanities on an anonymous blog. You have a lot to be angry about, mostly because you have very poor character and no self-control. Not to mention no system of ethics. But it's not me you should be angry with. You're the only ones who have to answer for your own behavior, as do I. I have nothing to worry about.
I come back to this????? BTW waving to Ms. Banker, thanks for the help a few months back. I won't out you. And no she didn't send me money, but I would bet a shit load that she was an investment banker.
Where is everyone that is sick of this bullshit hanging out at now? This place sucks ass. I want twopeas smack, not a bunch of psycho bitches going back and forth with this stupid shit.
Link me up or I will start a new blog.
Stop picking on limapea. This is her therapy. Look at the last few posts. She's actually identifying her own behavior and flaws. It's the first step. Soon she might be able to actually curb her insane outbursts and attacking of other people. Then she can start on the lying and need to brag about imaginary accomplishments. Hell by the time she's 100 she might actually resemble a decent human being.
Go for it 139. We've been begging for a new blog for months. Between lazy ass Jane not posting space and the fucking craycray. This blog is DEAD!
Just add some smack 139. Hell anything's got to be better than this shit.
I vote ugly. http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3251235
It's not the idea, or even the home made tiles. It's the execution. The design looks busy and the colors aren't coherent.
ceepea's brave or stupid. You know the bitches at the pod will never forget that she lost her shit to some retard.
Oh by the way, 131 - the phrase is Cutting the Muster, not mustard. People who read a lot know these things.
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People who read a lot don't need to tell everyone about it.
Oh that shit is funny. Actually it's Cutting the Mustard!
Damn woman learn to google! You'll come off almost as smart as you think you are.
People who don't read don't need to tell anyone about it, everyone can just tell.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Doesn%27t%20Cut%20the%20Mustard
Caught with your ass hanging out again! FFS limpea just give it up!
148 - No, it's not. Cutting the mustard is a derivative of an old navy term, cutting the muster. Go look that up while you put on your jammies, child.
No dumbass that would be passing muster. Google is your friend.
In case you didn't like that link old hag:
http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/cut-the-mustard.html
How much did you pay for those imaginary degrees?
Oh, and 150 whips out the Urban dictionary! Woohoo! What's next, PeeWee Herman's Book of Words? I don't even NEED to pull anything up since EXTENSIVE research in HISTORY has taught me that an old British term is Cutting the Muster, which was later misinterpreted as Cutting the Mustard. I would call you a RETARD, but that is insulting and the same as calling someone an old hag. So I won't. Call you a retard, I mean. You're not a retard.
Oh it could not have been more classic that someone posted the UK phrase definition right before your rant on your EXTENSIVE research in HISTORY. Proven wrong again limpea
You know what I love about the blog. No ability to go back and delete. Sucks to be you limpy
Since I haven't been "proven wrong" once, how could I be proven wrong again? Are there just the same two posting over and over again? Isn't it time for bed so you can wake up in time for your job at Walmart? I'll take my chances relying on actual research done on western history in the past few centuries rather on your online sources, but thanks anyway.
University of Michigan is going to file a defamation suit against limpy.
Bwahahahahahahah
The universe is going to file a defamation suit against 159 and friend. They like to call it "Karma."
How many feet can you fit in that mouth?
Karma - kind of like calling someone else a liar and being proven to be a fraud?
Blog bitches take down the hag! Damn woman just how much of a glutton for punishment are you?
"Link me up or I will start a new blog."
Ddn't we already do that a couple of months ago? It was a fail.
It's comments like 158 that made me think of Typhus. It doesn't matter if someone has provided independent proof that I'm wrong. I'll just continue to believe that I'm right. Cause I'm AWESOME.
163 - Oh yawn, yes I'm a fraud, whatever. And the earth is flat. And you'll never get anywhere in life. Actually, that last one was true. You never will get anywhere in life with a shitty attitude and the outlook of a nasty 7th grader having her period. But carry on and see how it works out for you. Don't you have other things to smack yet?
Shit 165. I missed the new blog. Try again. Especially since summer's over. The pod and blog are light when school's out.
167 - Do you kiss your grandbabies with that mouth? Still trying to prop up by dragging others down.
This has gotten totally ridiculous. I'm hoping that Banana Lady shows up soon to update us on her saga. It is infinitely more interesting that this preteen squabbling and name calling. Would you bozos just get a room and get it over with?
FFS limpea, you were wrong. Just admit it. You look more and more like a fool with every post.
137 Anonymous said... 137
133, 134 - Nice little temper tantrums. Still don't get it, do you? You just better start praying right now that you die soon. Because guess what - time will go by and you'll just keep getting older, and older. And one day you'll be - an old hag. When you look back on your life, all you'll be able to dig up is your over-the-top screeching profanities on an anonymous blog. You have a lot to be angry about, mostly because you have very poor character and no self-control. Not to mention no system of ethics. But it's not me you should be angry with. You're the only ones who have to answer for your own behavior, as do I. I have nothing to worry about.
September 2, 2013 at 3:29 PM
You call that a tantrum? You call that smack? BUT BUT I HAZ CREDENTIALS!!!!!
[irony]
144 Anonymous said... 144
ceepea's brave or stupid. You know the bitches at the pod will never forget that she lost her shit to some retard.
September 2, 2013 at 3:41 PM
Who? Wut?
http://grammarrule.blogspot.com/2006/11/english-grammar-rule-cut-muster-or.html
There you go little kiddos.
145 Anonymous said... 145
Oh by the way, 131 - the phrase is Cutting the Muster, not mustard. People who read a lot know these things.
September 2, 2013 at 3:43 PM
You would be as wrong as you are stupid and old.
175 - Dear angry little potty-mouth child - I just posted the thread above. You can now add more words besides stupid and old to your vocabulary.
Look Miss Hag, this is not the place to "try" to flaunt yourself. You've mistaken this place for somewhere that cares.
158 Anonymous said... 158
Since I haven't been "proven wrong" once, how could I be proven wrong again?
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Two different subjects Braniac.
I would suppose any group that screamed over and over that they were correct and who were in fact WRONG, and were then proven WRONG, would have to come up with something to say. That would be MRS. Hag to you, and accusing me of "trying" to flaunt myself is really pretty lame. Can't come up with something better?
Gosh, looking back over the day, pretty much a win-win. Got a lot of layouts done, did all my household chores, and WIPED THE FLOOR WITH YOUR ASSES about, oh, I don't know, 100 TIMES. Feels pretty good. Business as usual.
174 Anonymous said... 174
http://grammarrule.blogspot.com/2006/11/english-grammar-rule-cut-muster-or.html
There you go little kiddos.
September 2, 2013 at 4:15 PM
Now THAT is centuries of history working for ya! Go nap Granny...
176 Anonymous said... 176
175 - Dear angry little potty-mouth child - I just posted the thread above. You can now add more words besides stupid and old to your vocabulary.
September 2, 2013 at 4:21 PM
You'd still be wrong. I love that you call me a child, it truly shows how old of a hag you really are. Are you approaching 70 or what?
179 Anonymous said... 179
I would suppose any group that screamed over and over that they were correct and who were in fact WRONG, and were then proven WRONG, would have to come up with something to say. That would be MRS. Hag to you, and accusing me of "trying" to flaunt myself is really pretty lame. Can't come up with something better?
September 2, 2013 at 4:28 PM
Something better? You're not even sane enough to understand what's being said. Go ahead rave about your brilliance some more. I'll be back in a little while to see how much more of that hole you're digging has been dug.
180 Anonymous said... 180
Gosh, looking back over the day, pretty much a win-win. Got a lot of layouts done, did all my household chores, and WIPED THE FLOOR WITH YOUR ASSES about, oh, I don't know, 100 TIMES. Feels pretty good. Business as usual.
September 2, 2013 at 4:30 PM
There's your biggest problem. You THINK you come out on top.
Poor little kiddies are mad at mommy AGAIN. Why is mommy ALWAYS RIGHT!?!?!?! AAAAGGGGGHHHH! It's SO FUCKING ANNOYING when mommy is ALWAYS RIGHT!!! Damn, why can't I be just like mommy anyway? Is it because I'm a lazy, undisciplined, potty-mouthed, selfish, spoiled little brat who always wants her way? Well, yes. It is.
184 - Oh yes, let me alert the University of Chicago now that their professors don't know what they're talking about. Just like those stupid-ass professors at UM who don't know shit. Because of course, YOU think you know more than they do, collectively. I don't THINK I come out on top - I DO come out on top. That's what 40 years of hard work, study, opening my mind and shutting my will do. BUT, now and then I don't mind smacking around some insolent little big mouth brats. Especially since I have nothing better to do than scrapbook, read, spend money.....oh that's right, you can't do any of those things. Because you have to go to your $8 an hour job tomorrow. Sorry about that. If ONLY you could be me. Bummer.
I think Annabella has finally found someone smarter than her!
Adios bitches. I've beers to drink and babies to kiss. lima the only thing you proved in this little discussion is that you are utterly certifable.
The term "academic" applies to university-level teachers with a PhD. Not to bored housewives/perpetual students. Hanging out with PhD students does not an "academic" make.
If Limapea had a brain in her head (or any of the higher education she claims), she would know better than to make that empty claim.
I think the bipolar is taking over the intellectual functions in that brain. It's sad.
That's what happens when you call out the bullies - they hightail it out of there. See ya, 188. Even you don't believe what you just wrote.
189 - Pathetic grasping at straws. People who collect university degrees are indeed career academics. The term academic does NOT only apply to PhDs, dingbat. The only sad thing is your feeble attempt at grabbing for a life jacket. By the way, you didn't make it.
"lima the only thing you proved in this little discussion is that you are utterly certifable."
I'm not lima, but the one/s arguing with her in the manner you are, look just as certifiable.
192 Anonymous said... 192
"lima the only thing you proved in this little discussion is that you are utterly certifable."
I'm not lima, but the one/s arguing with her in the manner you are, look just as certifiable.
September 2, 2013 at 5:02 PM
It's called entertainment. Watch...
Hey Lima, do you knit?
Lima is not smart enough to know she's being trolled. Annabella IS smarter! So is Dorkangle. I'm so happy for the two of them.
I'm kicking out the layouts here
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I'd kick those hideous layouts out too, right into the trash. You're going to roll over in your grave when your kids throw them out...along with all your degrees...and Obama's birth certificate.
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I never thought I'd say the words, but there Annabelle is smarter. Even if limpy has half the degrees she claims which I sincerely doubt, she's utterly tone deaf. I've never seen any one screech so loud about their awesomeness, call every one bullies and idiots and generally make an ass of themselves. It doesn't take much book learning to learn when to shut your trap.
"It's called entertainment. Watch...
Hey Lima, do you knit?"
She's called certifiable, when she does it, but when you do the exact same thing, it's called entertainment?
Nope, that's called denial. On your part, not lima's.
You're not making any sense 198. She's been screeching for days about nothing. There was no screeching in 193's post. I don't see any connection to it being "the exact same thing".
What's wrong with asking her a question? If you don't think this is the place for it, you're wrong. You are in the wrong place.
She's not going to answer anyway, "the children have bored her". Did you see how she went off about "MOMMY". She's definitely going through some mental issues but she's not looking for help.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3193126&pg=2
LOL another old thread.
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