Don't be stupid. Maddiesmum is a psycho troll. Lauren is just someone who's personality you don't like. Get it straight.
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Aw, got your panties all in a twist over Lauren. How cute.
Lauren IS a troll, IMO. There's been so many instances of her starting shit (or trying to start shit) because she's bored, lonely or whatever. She's a mean asshole who uses the bukkit as her personal shit bowl when she feels like it.
Also, I don't like her personality. I fucking loathe it. You're right on that count.
Lauren IS a troll, IMO. There's been so many instances of her starting shit (or trying to start shit) because she's bored, lonely or whatever. She's a mean asshole who uses the bukkit as her personal shit bowl when she feels like it.
I've posted three seperate comments at three completely different times about the bootspalmer drama. I figured my first comment was eaten in the last thread. Then, both of my comments in this new thread have been deleted, including an additional comment I posted to note a spelling error I had made.
In both threads, my comments were deleted. In both threads, someone posted old 2peas threads in an attempt to get a blog bitch to post on one, subsequently outing herself.
So what's the deal? Is bootspalmer an old pea AND Jane?
You're probably right, 13. I probably imagined the fact that I've neer had a post disappear before posting about a certain person. Because posts never suspiciously disappear here.
Lauren IS a troll, IMO. There's been so many instances of her starting shit (or trying to start shit) because she's bored, lonely or whatever. She's a mean asshole who uses the bukkit as her personal shit bowl when she feels like it.
Also, I don't like her personality. I fucking loathe it. You're right on that count. February 16, 2014 at 9:41 AM +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Word
How is that being crotchety, 15? Kristina is far from the only person who would rather be dead than in a nursing home. I would, too. My stepmother works in one--I'd rather be dead than have a stalkerish pothead caring for me in my dotage.
I'm starting to think that the Kristina hater is lynlam. She's the only one batshit crazy enough to obsess like that solely based on politics. Sure, lots of political peas annoy the shit out of me. But I'm not going to post obsessively about them over and over for months at a time. Or has the "Krustina" stuff been going on over a year now?
How is that being crotchety, 15? Kristina is far from the only person who would rather be dead than in a nursing home. I would, too. My stepmother works in one--I'd rather be dead than have a stalkerish pothead caring for me in my dotage. February 16, 2014 at 5:33 PM
I'm not 15, you should re-read 15 though. You obviously misunderstood what was written. (Not a slam, just an observation).
No, I didn't misunderstand. I read Kristina's comment after I read what 15 posted. I don't see how not wanting to end up in a nursing home equals being crotchety.
I'm not 15, you should re-read 15 though. You obviously misunderstood what was written. (Not a slam, just an observation). February 16, 2014 at 6:08 PM 25 Anonymous said... 25
No, I didn't misunderstand. I read Kristina's comment after I read what 15 posted. I don't see how not wanting to end up in a nursing home equals being crotchety. February 16, 2014 at 6:31 PM 26 Anonymous said... 26
15s comment doesn't call her comment crotchety it calls HER crotchety in general. Try again. February 16, 2014 at 6:48 PM 27 Anonymous said... 27
Reading comprehension is a wonderful thing, 26. Over and out.
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THIS is why this blog is dying. Dumb asses and their reading comprehension problems. Has nothing to do with BL.
14 - It's far more likely that you thought you submitted something but didn't hit the submit button correctly or there was a computer glitch and your statement was lost. Considering there are a lot of things posted about boots why would yours be selectively deleted?
Not the one who posted about the boots posts being deleted, but I have had multiple posts deleted in the past. Have definitely hit submit. Hell, I posted again, and it was deleted again.
Jane plays games with deletions. Can't begin to guess why, but enough stuff has been deleted in the past that it's totally believable that 14's posts got deleted.
If that's true then Jane is one stupid idiot. Economically she is shooting herself in the foot. If people start noticing their posts are deleted many will stop coming here, which has a domino effect. Pretty soon no one will be here and there goes Jane's revenue. It doesn't make sense.
I don't think Jane is making much of anything from this blog. I just don't see the revenue from the few ads that are here making her much at all. And, while I believe there have been some deletions, it's fairly rare.
Could be true that Jane doesn't make much. I was going by the most basic of economic truths, which is if you want to increase the numbers of people to your blog you don't engage in behavior that would make people run away.
hate to burst your bubble there 23 but there is more than one Krusty hater here. I loathe that miserable twat and I can assure you that my loathing has zero to do with politics since that's probably the only thing I don't hate about the mullet head.
Mrs_Tyler is all over every homosexuality thread. I think she a big lesbian, hates herself because of it and wants every gay person to be as miserable as she is.
The amount of time she spends reading/researching & preaching about 'them gays' is very strange. It is not normal to invest so much into other people's relationships.
Go get yourself some woman-love Mrs T! You'll feel better when you love yourself for the lesbian that you are!
I think mincarolina is getting sloppy. She has said before that her dad had several careers, but according to the above posts, he was both an auctioneer, a pilot that ran a flight school, and in law enforcement while she was in HS and/or college. That is a lot of career changes in such a small time. Another new revelation about her mom as well, how long until her mom is perfect again??
Who has good 'google' skills or a spreadsheet? I know mincarolina made a long post about her dad, and his different careers...can anyone find it?? I'd like to see if they even match up!
pennies for peatastic. Her NSBR Week in Review blog is as boring as the 2peas NSBR board. What an attention whoring retard. February 17, 2014 at 4:29 PM
Eh, for the most part, I like reading her weekly reviews. I'd much rather read that than some of the stuff that happens there (and here) over and over and over again.
I think mincarolina is getting sloppy. She has said before that her dad had several careers, but according to the above posts, he was both an auctioneer, a pilot that ran a flight school, and in law enforcement while she was in HS and/or college. That is a lot of career changes in such a small time. Another new revelation about her mom as well, how long until her mom is perfect again?? February 17, 2014 at 6:39 PM
M(ental)inCarolina has been sloppy with her stuff for a while now.
First, her mom is the greatest, most fun, classy, ________ lady in the whole world. Now, she's an abusive and controlling bitch.
Same with her MIL. She has made a lot of annoying references to her "Mother-in-Love" (gag) but of late, there's been a lot of bitching about her MIL.
She's had multiple stalker, abuse scenarios, molestation scenarios, and even her FIL can't rip his eyes away from her amazing Christina Hendricks boobs. I shit you not, she has said more than once that she has an "amazing bum" (or something like that) and that she looks like Christina Hendricks.
These are the careers I remember she has claimed that her father had: real-estate mogul/developer (once she claimed he named streets in a subdivision after her and her brother), Law Enforcement Officer, K9 trainer (nationally sought-after, naturally), Pilot, Airport Honcho, Flight School owner and instructor. There might have been something about horses in there. I know she has claimed to have had horses and be an expert competitive rider or some such BS. She's also a kick ass interior decorator, don't cha know. She also claims that her family was extremely wealthy, but they don't/didn't brag about it.
She has claimed that her DH is the most amazing man ever who lives to work hard so that she can lay in bed and deal with her amazingly long and complicated list of medical issues, disabilities and birth defects. Other times he's mean, distant, working too much (maybe to afford all the designer purses and makeup-not to mention the fabulous home furnishings) and stubborn.
The medical problems, I've lost track. But I know for sure there are claims of strokes, heart defects, other heart issues, and god knows what else. Same for her DH. If the disease or condition is named, she (or her DH) have had it and are complete experts on it. They have both been at death's door more times than we can count.
She is beyond whacked. This lady is so needy for attention that she's willing to make up the most outrageous scenarios and past experiences. It's a shame the peas are feeding that beast. She needs help-and lots of it.
She hit my radar a long time ago, and she just seems like she's upping the ante with the amount of bullshit stories she is concocting. Again, she needs major, major help.
She hit my radar a long time ago, and she just seems like she's upping the ante with the amount of bullshit stories she is concocting. Again, she needs major, major help.
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Mine too. I really need to keep track of which thread she says her shit on. I know there have been more "career's" for her father, I just can't remember them all.
*55 in response to this> I'm starting to think that the Kristina hater is lynlam. She's the only one batshit crazy enough to obsess like that solely based on politics. Sure, lots of political peas annoy the shit out of me. But I'm not going to post obsessively about them over and over for months at a time. Or has the "Krustina" stuff been going on over a year now?
Anyone else her ever try it with a girl? I've done it a few times and it was fun. I couldn't be a lesbian because I like the arms of a big, strong man around me along with sex with a real dick, but fooling around with a girl, yes that's fun.
Mrs_Tyler is all over every homosexuality thread. I think she a big lesbian, hates herself because of it and wants every gay person to be as miserable as she is.
The amount of time she spends reading/researching & preaching about 'them gays' is very strange.
It is not normal to invest so much into other people's relationships.
Go get yourself some woman-love Mrs T! You'll feel better when you love yourself for the lesbian that you are!
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47/58 The obsession you have with Mrs T having sex with a woman is quite odd and not at all normal. You have issues, Seek help.
Whenever there is a 4+ page thread, you know Lynloon and Typhus are involved and that cunt Jodster and usually L'Urine as well.
Harmony is an idiot for falling for their "we are all sinners" shit. Can't she see their 'tolerance' is all pretense? They all damn well think her lesbian ass is going straight to hell and they will fight to the bitter end to stop her getting the same rights as normal (read straight) people. I know she is the brightest crayon in the box, but I thought she had more sense than to fall for this, makes me want to puke the way she is kissing up to the homophobic haters.
I do agree with whoever posted above, Typhus is far too interested in what other people do in their bedrooms, probably because there's nothing going on in hers.
Is it me or is mopea one cranky bitch? Complaining about those fraud emails and the people who post them? Why not just hit the back button and move on? Do you know how many times I've opened a thread only to find out that I have absolutely no interest in the actual subject matter, all because of the title?
Why do people respond to Typhus, ever? She's nothing but a nasty, bigoted classless and clueless loudmouth. She adds nothing to any conversation but her uncontrolled rage. I know she just wants attention but why do people give it to her?
Whenever there is a 4+ page thread, you know Lynloon and Typhus are involved and that cunt Jodster and usually L'Urine as well. ********* Remember when the tier ones were kissing Jodster's ass and saying she was such a sweet pea even though they didn't agree with her? I think my eyes are still rolled back in my head. She's nothing but a bible-thumping bigot.
" I made a joke about buying an iPad a year ago and y'all ran with it."
That's what they do. Facts? They don't need no stinking facts. They make it up as they go along. Whatever sells the bitch fest. Here and at the bucket.
I do agree with whoever posted above, Typhus is far too interested in what other people do in their bedrooms, probably because there's nothing going on in hers.
She already admitted that her manboy husband won't go to bed because he's addicted to playing video games all night long.
Jodster is something right out of the 1950's. It's kind of fascinating to see isolated pockets of these people in the US still living way back in time, with their grandparents beliefs, completely lame and clueless.
74-can you blame him???? look at the things she posts..she has got to be so B-O-R-I-N-G in bed. That or she nags him until he would rather play video games than try to convince her to have sex with him.
Good to see that this thread isn't going the way the OP intended.
This OP is another who hit my crazy radar a while back. Thankfully, she doesn't seem to be a constant poster. But when she's around, she slings out some doozies.
That Idaho bigots thread is hilarious and depressing at the same time. Hilarious because sane peas keep trying to reason with the bigots, depressing because the bigots aren't going to change NO MATTER WHAT. No matter how many times their fucktardery is pointed out to them, no matter how many times somebody points out their hypocrisy.
Not one of them can explain why it's OK to make a cake for a couple "living in sin" before marriage but horribly against their Christian beliefs to make a cake for a gay couple.
From now on, for future reference the bigots could all just direct their critics to the Idaho thread like Mrs.T. does. There could be a "See Idaho Thread" icon, like the outline of Idaho with a WTF emoticon inside. Save everyone the energy of starting the argument all over again. every. single. time.
Good to see that this thread isn't going the way the OP intended.
This OP is another who hit my crazy radar a while back. Thankfully, she doesn't seem to be a constant poster. But when she's around, she slings out some doozies.
She's a part of Kim's Arizona klan. Her husband is one of those tea party gun nutters who patrols the borders for Mesikins.
"Jodster is something right out of the 1950's. It's kind of fascinating to see isolated pockets of these people in the US still living way back in time," _______________ At least she can vote several times...
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But critics say what states really need to do is scrap the Common Core Standards Initiative altogether.
“Even under a different name, the Common Core Standards are still mediocre, at best, and continue to put American students at a significant disadvantage to their international peers,” Glyn Wright, executive director of the Eagle Forum, told FoxNews.com.
A total of 46 states and Washington, DC have adopted all or part of the Common Core standard, which in most cases officially goes into effect at the start of the next academic year. The standards are designed to ensure that students from all over the nation graduate with a baseline of math and language skills. But critics say the program, proposed by the National Governors Association and the Council of Chief State School Officers in 2009, takes away local control of education. And they say lessons and textbooks sold as being "aligned with Common Core" are rife with left-wing social and political messages.
Even leaders in states that signed on are turning on the program, with lawmakers proposing to repeal participation and governors actively bashing it.
“We don’t ever want to educate South Carolina children like they educate California children," South Carolina Republican Gov. Nikki Haley spoke out against Common Core at a recent Republican function. We want to educate South Carolina children on South Carolina standards, not anyone else’s standards.”
Florida Republican Gov. Rick Scott told state GOP officials that the new name means a different emphasis.
“Here’s what we’re going to ensure: These are Florida standards," Scott said. "They’re not some national standards; they’re going to be Florida standards. This is our state. We’re not going to have the federal government telling us how to do our education system.”
I think Kelp gets moist pantries everytime there is a shooting that she can be first to run to the bukkit to post about it. Self righteous shit stirring bitch.
I agree 90 she really wants to be the most anti gun possible pea and beating out scrappower that takes some work.
I don't think the kid should have been shot and killed but I also don't think the gun owner should get 1st degree murder. Manslaughter sure he was a idiot for shooting without knowing what he was shooting at.
It's hard to feel bad for really red, she keeps harping on her SIL's death like they were bffs or something. And the constant reminders that she is a single mom of three, who are all geniuses is annoying.
2peafaithful talking about retiring? WTF, get a job first or ever in her case. She must give awesome head for her dh to put up with her and her "on the spectrum" kid.
I have to agree re: 2peafaithful. Can't imagine why anyone would put up with her never working, and being so "tired" because she's "going through so many seasons in her life and has so much on her plate" and her "mama heart hurting so much"
Yet on the Valentine's Day thread...look at their spending.
"I made DH the "52 Reasons Why I Love You" and he picked out two watches that he wanted (a work watch and a 'nice' watch). He bought me two more Pandora charms and I got to order my new Macbook Pro. We got the kids each some chocolate and skittles and also ordered my 15 year old a Macbook Air...DH is also finishing up the flooring and trim for my scrapbook room so we can get it put back together. I'm super excited!"
Clearly, they're the people that spend every dime they make (or steal) and they've never made health insurance for their family a fucking priority.
Thank the Dumbocrats that families like that still have plenty of disposable income to blow on stupid shit (to celebrate a farce of a marriage married to a gay man and all) and still have health insurance.
Meanwhile, my family has been responsible, budgeted for health insurance for all of the years we've been a family and sometimes done without 2 new watches, a few new MacBooks and Pandora charms.
There are fools like that everywhere, 104. It has nothing to do with politics.
I know somebody who remodeled his kitchen (for $12,000) even though the roof leaks and the house has carpet that's forty years old and smells moldy. And his wife had a front tooth rotting out for years but he'd rather buy expensive toys (snowmobile, new truck, stereo system for the garage) than pay for it to be fixed. He's a hardcore conservative.
Or you could look at it like finances are finally easing up a bit for them. If you weren't determined to be such a fucking Republican bitch. I'm talking to you, 104.
Why does SharlaG keep asking so many dumb questions? Is she bored, making a spreadsheet, or just a sheep? ------------ Not sure, but it's just what she does. She's done it for as long as I can remember. She thinks she's funny or witty, and the peas encourage her.
I tend to agree with the PP that a spectrum disorder might be at play, too.
There are fools like that everywhere, 104. It has nothing to do with politics. ++++++++++++++++++++++ This. There are assholes in every conceivable political affiliation.
KriC is just a lowlife, trashy bitch married to a thieving jackass who somehow got away with it. Their luck will run out eventually.
Love how AngelKriC completely ignores the whole "Your dh stole shit part." While explaining the Valentines gifts.
I really don't understand how all those moral Dudley Do Rights at the pod let go of her dhs stealing.
For bitches that would drive 15 miles in a snow storm to return 65 cents a store accidentally gave them they sure are forgiving of not one but two felony theft cases.
well i feel much safer knowing that fucking Kelp is on the job searching every possible news site for any and all gun articles to post on 2peas so the same anti and pro gun posters can regurgitate the same shit they posted on her plethora of gun posts. That horse is dead bitch D.E.A.D. beaten to a fucking bloody pulp.
the pea morality code makes no sense to me either 114 but then I guess there are no rules in crazy. Speaking of crazy where did KikiNicole run off to? I miss seeing her perky boobs and hearing about her rock hard ass.
"Jodster is something right out of the 1950's. It's kind of fascinating to see isolated pockets of these people in the US still living way back in time,"
"Then there's my friend. Who, just a few weeks ago, wondered if her husband was having an affair. I had to ask if she had guns in the house. She said she did, but they were locked up. I asked if they had bullets in them. She said yes. I then asked if I could have the bullets for awhile, until she could figure stuff out. She gave them to me, no problem. Having that conversation scared the shit out of me, but I felt I had to ask. And I'm glad I did (they worked things out, btw)." kelpea
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Really? What a twat, glad I don't have a "friend" like her. Unless the friend gives some sort of unstable vibe that was really over the line.
I'm not a gun lover at all but she is really taking this stance of hers to far.
wish Kelp would fall off her fucking soap box and break her damn neck. Her constant blathering about guns is scary obsessive. Thankfully she doesn't own a gun because she's the type of psycho that goes and does exactly what she rages about.
Good on you GiaLuPeaA! Happy to see you call Seaweed on her Guns, the Sequel thread and not just anonymously smack her here. Cue the crazy bitch support team in 5 4 3 2 1
I don't know what you're talking about 125 but Gia smacked the hell out of kelpface here http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3274032
Why is every kids' birthday party turned into a big food thing? Other than cupcakes and juice/water, I don't see a need for more food. Offering popcorn might be a nice alternate for that one weird kid who doesn't like cake. But donuts, mini-quiches, coffee, lunch? Really?
Now Ingrid has smacked the shit out of Kelpface. Seriously puts a big smile on my face today that she is being called out by so many for being a big fat dumbass.
***ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO DIDN'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT HERSELF.
SHE DECIDED SHE WANTED OTHERS TO FEEL BAD TOO, SO SHE STARTED A BLOG MAKING FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE.
EVEN THOUGH SHE GOT SOME THRILLS FROM IT BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE THOUGHT SOME OF IT WAS FUNNY, SHE STILL HAD AN EMPTY PLACE INSIDE HER HEART. THIS BLOG DID NOT FILL THAT EMPTY PLACE INSIDE HER HEART.
WE'RE NOT SURE HOW THIS STORY ENDS, BUT WE HOPE SHE REALIZES THAT PUTTING OTHERS DOWN DOES NOT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF. WE HOPE THIS LITTLE GIRL WILL PUT HER TIME AND ENERGIES ELSEWHERE TO ACTUALLY HELP PEOPLE IN NEED, INSTEAD OF TEARING PEOPLE DOWN.***
THE END
***ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO DIDN'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT HERSELF.
SHE DECIDED SHE WANTED OTHERS TO FEEL BAD TOO, SO SHE STARTED A BLOG MAKING FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE.
EVEN THOUGH SHE GOT SOME THRILLS FROM IT BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE THOUGHT SOME OF IT WAS FUNNY, SHE STILL HAD AN EMPTY PLACE INSIDE HER HEART. THIS BLOG DID NOT FILL THAT EMPTY PLACE INSIDE HER HEART.
WE'RE NOT SURE HOW THIS STORY ENDS, BUT WE HOPE SHE REALIZES THAT PUTTING OTHERS DOWN DOES NOT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF. WE HOPE THIS LITTLE GIRL WILL PUT HER TIME AND ENERGIES ELSEWHERE TO ACTUALLY HELP PEOPLE IN NEED, INSTEAD OF TEARING PEOPLE DOWN.***
THE END
***ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO DIDN'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT HERSELF.
SHE DECIDED SHE WANTED OTHERS TO FEEL BAD TOO, SO SHE STARTED A BLOG MAKING FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE.
EVEN THOUGH SHE GOT SOME THRILLS FROM IT BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE THOUGHT SOME OF IT WAS FUNNY, SHE STILL HAD AN EMPTY PLACE INSIDE HER HEART. THIS BLOG DID NOT FILL THAT EMPTY PLACE INSIDE HER HEART.
WE'RE NOT SURE HOW THIS STORY ENDS, BUT WE HOPE SHE REALIZES THAT PUTTING OTHERS DOWN DOES NOT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF. WE HOPE THIS LITTLE GIRL WILL PUT HER TIME AND ENERGIES ELSEWHERE TO ACTUALLY HELP PEOPLE IN NEED, INSTEAD OF TEARING PEOPLE DOWN.***
***ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO DIDN'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT HERSELF.
SHE DECIDED SHE WANTED OTHERS TO FEEL BAD TOO, SO SHE STARTED A BLOG MAKING FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE.
EVEN THOUGH SHE GOT SOME THRILLS FROM IT BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE THOUGHT SOME OF IT WAS FUNNY, SHE STILL HAD AN EMPTY PLACE INSIDE HER HEART. THIS BLOG DID NOT FILL THAT EMPTY PLACE INSIDE HER HEART.
WE'RE NOT SURE HOW THIS STORY ENDS, BUT WE HOPE SHE REALIZES THAT PUTTING OTHERS DOWN DOES NOT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF. WE HOPE THIS LITTLE GIRL WILL PUT HER TIME AND ENERGIES ELSEWHERE TO ACTUALLY HELP PEOPLE IN NEED, INSTEAD OF TEARING PEOPLE DOWN.***
THE END
***ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO DIDN'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT HERSELF.
SHE DECIDED SHE WANTED OTHERS TO FEEL BAD TOO, SO SHE STARTED A BLOG MAKING FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE.
EVEN THOUGH SHE GOT SOME THRILLS FROM IT BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE THOUGHT SOME OF IT WAS FUNNY, SHE STILL HAD AN EMPTY PLACE INSIDE HER HEART. THIS BLOG DID NOT FILL THAT EMPTY PLACE INSIDE HER HEART.
WE'RE NOT SURE HOW THIS STORY ENDS, BUT WE HOPE SHE REALIZES THAT PUTTING OTHERS DOWN DOES NOT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF. WE HOPE THIS LITTLE GIRL WILL PUT HER TIME AND ENERGIES ELSEWHERE TO ACTUALLY HELP PEOPLE IN NEED, INSTEAD OF TEARING PEOPLE DOWN.***
THE END
***ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO DIDN'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT HERSELF.
SHE DECIDED SHE WANTED OTHERS TO FEEL BAD TOO, SO SHE STARTED A BLOG MAKING FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE.
EVEN THOUGH SHE GOT SOME THRILLS FROM IT BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE THOUGHT SOME OF IT WAS FUNNY, SHE STILL HAD AN EMPTY PLACE INSIDE HER HEART. THIS BLOG DID NOT FILL THAT EMPTY PLACE INSIDE HER HEART.
WE'RE NOT SURE HOW THIS STORY ENDS, BUT WE HOPE SHE REALIZES THAT PUTTING OTHERS DOWN DOES NOT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF. WE HOPE THIS LITTLE GIRL WILL PUT HER TIME AND ENERGIES ELSEWHERE TO ACTUALLY HELP PEOPLE IN NEED, INSTEAD OF TEARING PEOPLE DOWN.***
Such a good Christian, first thing she does is come to the pod and crack on the poor girl. She could have told the same story and left out the part about the girl and her unfortunate wardrobe choice.
once upon a time there was a moron posting on a smack blog that it's bad to post on a smack blog. Go feed the hungry, minister to the sick or do whatever it is you holier than thou people do.
141 - ...and Showtime! Here I am! If you're going to beetlejuice me you're asking for it. You already know judging someone based on what they're born with is shit. But I see you did throw ADDHousewife a bone and say she looks good. You couldn't just leave it at that? Why don't you post a picture of yourself? But give us a heads-up first. I'll have to call 911 and arrange to have an ambulance in the drive beforehand. No doubt I'll need medical attention after I get a good look at you.
147 - Was I? Your powers of predicting the future are fabulous. The reality is, most of the rare times my name is mentioned I don't bother. I also don't bother to respond to 99.9% of stupid shit here. I'm an adult that has what is known as responsibilities to take care of. They are large, heavy things grown-ups tote around. I don't have time for "shut the fuck up, no you shut the fuck up", etc. You'll find this out when you grow up - my guess is about 30, probably 40 years from now.
Well guess what, 149. Not only have I purchased many clues, I can afford to buy as many more as I want! And now another Ford bonus rolling down the pike! Damn, does it ever end?!?! Can't decide right now what to do with this one. Maybe I'll buy a bunch of furniture for the kid who just moved to a larger apartment in Chicago. Or maybe go somewhere warm, god knows being buried in this avalanche of snow is getting boring. Anyway, where are my manners? Prattling on about myself and all the cash that gets thrown at me while you're sitting there barely able to eat! Life doesn't seem fair until you realize it takes decades of hard work to get where I am. If only you were one of my kids, things would be much better. What am I talking about!?!? If you were one of my kids your ass would have been up for adoption 10 minutes after birth. Some things you can just tell. Now off to buy more clues. I'm liking the cashmere ones, but the damask ones are looking pretty good too.
great lumpy's back. The blog was dying a slow death with the help of BL now it'll die quicker and the do gooder wont have to post the "once upon a time" story anymore. Rich, smart and provides a public service too that's you Lump.
151 - Gosh, thanks, but I wouldn't say I'm rich. Just comfortable. Perhaps my point got lost in your blind befuddled rage. The point was that NO ONE ever paid me to make fun of people based on how they looked, or to write Shut the fuck up, No you shut the fuck up, or to tell people they were cunts in 32 different ways. If that's how you want to spend your time then go for it. But don't sit and wonder why you never get promoted, no one takes you seriously, and you never get anywhere in life.
I hardly can take credit for killing this blog, and neither can BL. BTW, you forgot to say I'm good looking.
Well first off I was joking, since I know that none of you can resist making snarky comments about how people look. As the clock ticks away, I'm wondering how the lot of you think you're going to avoid the aging process. You make remarks about ADDHousewife or whoever yet continue to think you'll enjoy the bloom of youth forever. Not to mention that most of you probably look like the byproduct of the mating of a gargoyle and a troglodyte.
I see you get half the point, 158. Money can't buy you class and it can't make you happy, either. Neither can the sheer luck of being born beautiful make you happy. Ultimately it's personality that counts, and not a shitty personality. A shitty personality would be one who makes nasty remarks about how people look, but you already know that. You just keep thinking If only, if only, if only you had a lot more money or were more beautiful your life would be much better. Too bad you'll waste decades before finding out it won't. Those of you who obsess about how big the houses are of the peas, or how much they make are wasting your time. Stop telling people to shut the fuck up on here and go do something with yourself - anything would be an improvement I'm betting.
A little money - class + a fairly basic education + a boatload of unwarranted arrogance - any real reason for living - empathy for others + a bit of a god complex = Lima.
Enjoy your life, honey, where you feel strongest on 'the net', because I can promise you NO-ONE from the poorest, lowliest pea right up to the richest wishes they are you.
160 - You can't promise anything since you don't know all the peas and mostly, you don't know shit based on what you just wrote. Anyone who uses the word "honey" is dismissed right out of the gate. Jealousy does not become you. I have more class in my pinky than you have in your entire genealogical chart.
Damn, 164, too bad you read them. That would make you no one. Do you find you have this experience often, feeling like no one (or in your case no-one)? I have to admit I'm not surprised. Maybe you should get off the internet and go read a book, distract yourself from yourself, in other words, from no one.
Enjoy your life, honey, where you feel strongest on 'the net', because I can promise you NO-ONE from the poorest, lowliest pea right up to the richest wishes they are you. February 23, 2014 at 1:15 PM
Don't flatter yourself. It doesn't take much to see your style and scroll past, HONEY!
I am not one to stop someone with no friends from reaching out, though, so you carry on. It's a bit like a blog that NO-ONE reads - if it makes you feel good, just carry on, Honey!
I really wish we could see how many people are actually posting here right now. I have a sneaking suspicion that it is only one person. (not counting this post)
Lima *HONEY,* you have gone so far around the bend that there's obviously no hope for you. Congratulations on being one of the biggest wastes of skin in the history of the human race. Although, calling you human is overly generous.
Ho hum. Boring, predictable. See, this is why I hardly ever bother to post any more. The posts above are good examples. Boring, stupid, typical, predictable. I am not the reason this blog is dying, for those who think so, and neither is BL the reason. Stupid shit like the above is the reason people won't bother to respond here. If you feel the urge to post something, THINK. Use your brain, if indeed you can locate one. Add something of value to the conversation. All this stupid 4th grade shit is not entertaining or interesting. How hard is it to put some thought into content? Stretch yourselves. You may as well just strap on a fake penis what with how misogynistic some of you are. Your hatred of women who aren't as sorry as yourselves actually emits vibrations from the screen.
Looks, money, stuff - all that crap you people obsess about and get your knickers all twisted up over when other women have them and you don't mean nothing. I'm no beauty queen but I've never had trouble attracting men or women because it's personality that matters. Just like in order to be considered rich today you need at least ten million dollars. I don't have that and probably never will and it won't make the tiniest dent in my life. BUT, in yours? Yes, because those of you who don't have what they think they need to be happy are the ones who sit on the computer writing shit about how other people look. It's nothing but feel sorry for your self-sorry ass. Get off your ass and do something about it.
there have been more posts on Jane's pathetic little blog since Limpy showed up than there were all of last week. Jane you should be so proud. At this rate we might get new space before summertime.
If you feel the urge to post something, THINK. Use your brain, if indeed you can locate one. Add something of value to the conversation. -------- Oh honey, you so need to take your own advice, LOL!
184 - Now which is it? 182 just stated there were more posts since I showed up than there were all last week, yet you state no one engages with me? Can't have it both ways. What many of you so love is the pile-up, where you anxiously wait for something - anything - to attack en masse, similar to a shark tasting blood or a vulture spotting a crippled dog. Doesn't reflect well on you.
AngieVP might have found some new carpet to munch. The peas are salivating and asking for details. Soon the closeted lezbo peas will be licking vicariously through Ang.
I think it's sad and scary that there are people out there as crazy fucked-up as limpy :(
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What's even scarier to me is the people that respond to her and the maturity and intellect -or lack of - shown in their posts. And don't be an idiot and say something stupid about me being limpy. Find out who has the collective brain and use it for a minute, while you respond.
Just checked in, only to find that psycho headcase LimaPea is attempting another blog takeover Honey, I'm sorry to say you are as sad and pathetic as ever, and not nearly as smart as you think you are.
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great, new space for more mindless, boring shit. I'll start.
37 Anonymous said... 37
Confirmation that Lauren is a total psycho:
http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/climate_desk/2014/02/internet_troll_personality_study_machiavellianism_narcissism_psychopathy.html
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Don't be stupid. Maddiesmum is a psycho troll. Lauren is just someone who's personality you don't like. Get it straight.
37 Anonymous said... 37
Confirmation that Lauren is a total psycho:
http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/climate_desk/2014/02/internet_troll_personality_study_machiavellianism_narcissism_psychopathy.html
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Don't be stupid. Maddiesmum is a psycho troll. Lauren is just someone who's personality you don't like. Get it straight.
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Aw, got your panties all in a twist over Lauren. How cute.
Lauren IS a troll, IMO. There's been so many instances of her starting shit (or trying to start shit) because she's bored, lonely or whatever. She's a mean asshole who uses the bukkit as her personal shit bowl when she feels like it.
Also, I don't like her personality. I fucking loathe it. You're right on that count.
Lauren IS a troll, IMO. There's been so many instances of her starting shit (or trying to start shit) because she's bored, lonely or whatever. She's a mean asshole who uses the bukkit as her personal shit bowl when she feels like it.
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That can also be said of about 75% of the peas.
The ones that don't like Lauren are included in that group.
Sigh. You're right. Lauren is totally an awesome person.
And you're totally not Lauren.
https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2610086
(not smart)Enough/Jenny's "I parked in the handicapped stall" thread. Good times.
Now we know Ravenmist is a blog bitch. Hi Ravenmist! How's it going girl!
I've posted three seperate comments at three completely different times about the bootspalmer drama. I figured my first comment was eaten in the last thread. Then, both of my comments in this new thread have been deleted, including an additional comment I posted to note a spelling error I had made.
In both threads, my comments were deleted. In both threads, someone posted old 2peas threads in an attempt to get a blog bitch to post on one, subsequently outing herself.
So what's the deal? Is bootspalmer an old pea AND Jane?
I meant to say the old threads were out out there as bait within a few comments of my post about boots. Sorry.
9 Anonymous said... 9
Now we know Ravenmist is a blog bitch. Hi Ravenmist! How's it going girl!
February 16, 2014 at 1:43 PM
How do "you" know? Was something deleted?
10 - I think you're: a) drunk and paranoid; b) high and paranoid; c) drunk and high and paranoid; or d) just paranoid.
You're probably right, 13. I probably imagined the fact that I've neer had a post disappear before posting about a certain person. Because posts never suspiciously disappear here.
With how crotchety Krustina is now, can you imagine her in an old folks home. OMG.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3272988
12 Anonymous said... 12
9 Anonymous said... 9
Now we know Ravenmist is a blog bitch. Hi Ravenmist! How's it going girl!
February 16, 2014 at 1:43 PM
How do "you" know? Was something deleted?
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My guess is that 8 is Ravenmist's usual rant at the bucket.
Krustina should be euthanized.
Lauren IS a troll, IMO. There's been so many instances of her starting shit (or trying to start shit) because she's bored, lonely or whatever. She's a mean asshole who uses the bukkit as her personal shit bowl when she feels like it.
Also, I don't like her personality. I fucking loathe it. You're right on that count.
February 16, 2014 at 9:41 AM
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How is that being crotchety, 15? Kristina is far from the only person who would rather be dead than in a nursing home. I would, too. My stepmother works in one--I'd rather be dead than have a stalkerish pothead caring for me in my dotage.
Krustina is a crotchety twat at age 50. I cannot even fathom how awful she will be in her 70's-80's.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3273560
Wow I can't imagine a 21yo having to ask permission for anything.
Krustina's caregivers will put a pillow over her hideous face and smother her.
I'm starting to think that the Kristina hater is lynlam. She's the only one batshit crazy enough to obsess like that solely based on politics. Sure, lots of political peas annoy the shit out of me. But I'm not going to post obsessively about them over and over for months at a time. Or has the "Krustina" stuff been going on over a year now?
19 Anonymous said... 19
How is that being crotchety, 15? Kristina is far from the only person who would rather be dead than in a nursing home. I would, too. My stepmother works in one--I'd rather be dead than have a stalkerish pothead caring for me in my dotage.
February 16, 2014 at 5:33 PM
I'm not 15, you should re-read 15 though. You obviously misunderstood what was written. (Not a slam, just an observation).
No, I didn't misunderstand. I read Kristina's comment after I read what 15 posted. I don't see how not wanting to end up in a nursing home equals being crotchety.
15s comment doesn't call her comment crotchety it calls HER crotchety in general. Try again.
Reading comprehension is a wonderful thing, 26. Over and out.
Try again 27.
15 Anonymous said... 15
With how crotchety Krustina is now
15 Anonymous said... 15
With how crotchety Krustina is now
15 Anonymous said... 15
With how crotchety Krustina is now
15 Anonymous said... 15
With how crotchety Krustina is now
You are DAMN dumb 27. SMH
Some people just don't like to admit they're wrong. Open minds are a good thing.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3273565
Of course there is a name for it and a bunch of peas have diagnosed themselves with this latest "disorder"
I'm not 15, you should re-read 15 though. You obviously misunderstood what was written. (Not a slam, just an observation).
February 16, 2014 at 6:08 PM
25 Anonymous said... 25
No, I didn't misunderstand. I read Kristina's comment after I read what 15 posted. I don't see how not wanting to end up in a nursing home equals being crotchety.
February 16, 2014 at 6:31 PM
26 Anonymous said... 26
15s comment doesn't call her comment crotchety it calls HER crotchety in general. Try again.
February 16, 2014 at 6:48 PM
27 Anonymous said... 27
Reading comprehension is a wonderful thing, 26. Over and out.
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THIS is why this blog is dying. Dumb asses and their reading comprehension problems.
Has nothing to do with BL.
^^ Yes! I mean "over and out"? Seriously? We have a truck driver on the blog now who has zero comprehension skills.
Definitely not the place to be...
14 - It's far more likely that you thought you submitted something but didn't hit the submit button correctly or there was a computer glitch and your statement was lost. Considering there are a lot of things posted about boots why would yours be selectively deleted?
Boots is definitely mental, and she sounds almost crazy enough to be ellapea, but I don't think it's her. I could be wrong though.
Either way, boots is definitely a few fries short of a happy meal. And she's very, very annoying.
Not the one who posted about the boots posts being deleted, but I have had multiple posts deleted in the past. Have definitely hit submit. Hell, I posted again, and it was deleted again.
Jane plays games with deletions. Can't begin to guess why, but enough stuff has been deleted in the past that it's totally believable that 14's posts got deleted.
If that's true then Jane is one stupid idiot. Economically she is shooting herself in the foot. If people start noticing their posts are deleted many will stop coming here, which has a domino effect. Pretty soon no one will be here and there goes Jane's revenue. It doesn't make sense.
I don't think Jane is making much of anything from this blog. I just don't see the revenue from the few ads that are here making her much at all. And, while I believe there have been some deletions, it's fairly rare.
Could be true that Jane doesn't make much. I was going by the most basic of economic truths, which is if you want to increase the numbers of people to your blog you don't engage in behavior that would make people run away.
"but I have had multiple posts deleted in the past. Have definitely hit submit. Hell, I posted again, and it was deleted again."
Interesting. What or who were the posts about?
http://www.worthofweb.com/website-value/http://twopeassmack.blogspot.com/2013/08/space-821
She makes a whopping $29 a month.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3273565
It must be so hard to most peas to function in the world.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3273560&pg=2
There goes mrst, judging away again. She is so thankful she was not a 'popular' classmate...
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3273646
Typical pea attitude, "livid" over something that happened two years ago. If the service was so horrible it's on her for trying it again.
hate to burst your bubble there 23 but there is more than one Krusty hater here. I loathe that miserable twat and I can assure you that my loathing has zero to do with politics since that's probably the only thing I don't hate about the mullet head.
43, I am having major deja vu. I swear I remember her posting that before or someone else posting that exact situation. So odd.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3273648
pennies for peatastic. Her NSBR Week in Review blog is as boring as the 2peas NSBR board. What an attention whoring retard.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3273470
Mrs_Tyler is all over every homosexuality thread. I think she a big lesbian, hates herself because of it and wants every gay person to be as miserable as she is.
The amount of time she spends reading/researching & preaching about 'them gays' is very strange. It is not normal to invest so much into other people's relationships.
Go get yourself some woman-love Mrs T! You'll feel better when you love yourself for the lesbian that you are!
This place has been taken over by 12 year olds.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3273367#31662114
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3273612#31666253
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3273467&pg=2
I think mincarolina is getting sloppy. She has said before that her dad had several careers, but according to the above posts, he was both an auctioneer, a pilot that ran a flight school, and in law enforcement while she was in HS and/or college. That is a lot of career changes in such a small time. Another new revelation about her mom as well, how long until her mom is perfect again??
Who has good 'google' skills or a spreadsheet? I know mincarolina made a long post about her dad, and his different careers...can anyone find it?? I'd like to see if they even match up!
Interesting. What or who were the posts about?
February 17, 2014 at 8:09 AM
a couple were about squillen. For the life of me, I can't remember who the others were about-it will come to me eventually.
pennies for peatastic. Her NSBR Week in Review blog is as boring as the 2peas NSBR board. What an attention whoring retard.
February 17, 2014 at 4:29 PM
Eh, for the most part, I like reading her weekly reviews. I'd much rather read that than some of the stuff that happens there (and here) over and over and over again.
I think mincarolina is getting sloppy. She has said before that her dad had several careers, but according to the above posts, he was both an auctioneer, a pilot that ran a flight school, and in law enforcement while she was in HS and/or college. That is a lot of career changes in such a small time. Another new revelation about her mom as well, how long until her mom is perfect again??
February 17, 2014 at 6:39 PM
M(ental)inCarolina has been sloppy with her stuff for a while now.
First, her mom is the greatest, most fun, classy, ________ lady in the whole world. Now, she's an abusive and controlling bitch.
Same with her MIL. She has made a lot of annoying references to her "Mother-in-Love" (gag) but of late, there's been a lot of bitching about her MIL.
She's had multiple stalker, abuse scenarios, molestation scenarios, and even her FIL can't rip his eyes away from her amazing Christina Hendricks boobs. I shit you not, she has said more than once that she has an "amazing bum" (or something like that) and that she looks like Christina Hendricks.
These are the careers I remember she has claimed that her father had: real-estate mogul/developer (once she claimed he named streets in a subdivision after her and her brother), Law Enforcement Officer, K9 trainer (nationally sought-after, naturally), Pilot, Airport Honcho, Flight School owner and instructor. There might have been something about horses in there. I know she has claimed to have had horses and be an expert competitive rider or some such BS. She's also a kick ass interior decorator, don't cha know. She also claims that her family was extremely wealthy, but they don't/didn't brag about it.
She has claimed that her DH is the most amazing man ever who lives to work hard so that she can lay in bed and deal with her amazingly long and complicated list of medical issues, disabilities and birth defects. Other times he's mean, distant, working too much (maybe to afford all the designer purses and makeup-not to mention the fabulous home furnishings) and stubborn.
The medical problems, I've lost track. But I know for sure there are claims of strokes, heart defects, other heart issues, and god knows what else. Same for her DH. If the disease or condition is named, she (or her DH) have had it and are complete experts on it. They have both been at death's door more times than we can count.
She is beyond whacked. This lady is so needy for attention that she's willing to make up the most outrageous scenarios and past experiences. It's a shame the peas are feeding that beast. She needs help-and lots of it.
She hit my radar a long time ago, and she just seems like she's upping the ante with the amount of bullshit stories she is concocting. Again, she needs major, major help.
She hit my radar a long time ago, and she just seems like she's upping the ante with the amount of bullshit stories she is concocting. Again, she needs major, major help.
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Mine too. I really need to keep track of which thread she says her shit on. I know there have been more "career's" for her father, I just can't remember them all.
Or one of the right fighters like Typhus. They look idiotic talking to themselves all the time.
*55 in response to this> I'm starting to think that the Kristina hater is lynlam. She's the only one batshit crazy enough to obsess like that solely based on politics. Sure, lots of political peas annoy the shit out of me. But I'm not going to post obsessively about them over and over for months at a time. Or has the "Krustina" stuff been going on over a year now?
55/56 is obsessed.
Anyone else her ever try it with a girl? I've done it a few times and it was fun. I couldn't be a lesbian because I like the arms of a big, strong man around me along with sex with a real dick, but fooling around with a girl, yes that's fun.
Typhus should try it.
47 Anonymous said... 47
Mrs_Tyler is all over every homosexuality thread. I think she a big lesbian, hates herself because of it and wants every gay person to be as miserable as she is.
The amount of time she spends reading/researching & preaching about 'them gays' is very strange.
It is not normal to invest so much into other people's relationships.
Go get yourself some woman-love Mrs T! You'll feel better when you love yourself for the lesbian that you are!
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47/58 The obsession you have with Mrs T having sex with a woman is quite odd and not at all normal. You have issues, Seek help.
Typhus is STILL over there right fighting on that Idaho thread? lol
Whenever there is a 4+ page thread, you know Lynloon and Typhus are involved and that cunt Jodster and usually L'Urine as well.
Harmony is an idiot for falling for their "we are all sinners" shit. Can't she see their 'tolerance' is all pretense? They all damn well think her lesbian ass is going straight to hell and they will fight to the bitter end to stop her getting the same rights as normal (read straight) people. I know she is the brightest crayon in the box, but I thought she had more sense than to fall for this, makes me want to puke the way she is kissing up to the homophobic haters.
I do agree with whoever posted above, Typhus is far too interested in what other people do in their bedrooms, probably because there's nothing going on in hers.
http://www.lifesitenews.com/news/shouldnt-same-sex-oriented-teens-be-given-a-chance-to-change
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3273672
Is it me or is mopea one cranky bitch? Complaining about those fraud emails and the people who post them? Why not just hit the back button and move on? Do you know how many times I've opened a thread only to find out that I have absolutely no interest in the actual subject matter, all because of the title?
She's trying to hard as a troll and failing. To each their own..
Why do people respond to Typhus, ever? She's nothing but a nasty, bigoted classless and clueless loudmouth. She adds nothing to any conversation but her uncontrolled rage. I know she just wants attention but why do people give it to her?
Whenever there is a 4+ page thread, you know Lynloon and Typhus are involved and that cunt Jodster and usually L'Urine as well.
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Remember when the tier ones were kissing Jodster's ass and saying she was such a sweet pea even though they didn't agree with her? I think my eyes are still rolled back in my head. She's nothing but a bible-thumping bigot.
Can we start a petition to have "luvnlifelady" change her name or is meant to be ironic???
I've said it a million times, I do not delete anything.
If your comment disappeared it's because it's been eaten by the spam filter. I rarely ever go through the spam folder.
I've deleted two comments ever. And they were both about kids which we all collectively decided was not allowed here.
I make nil hosting this blog. The ads bring in squat diddly. I made a joke about buying an iPad a year ago and y'all ran with it.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3273367
ffs boots is a nutter.
Well, I guess everyone knows one fact about you Jane. You are obviously from the south. That y'all will get you every time, lol!
FYI, I don't care about your real identity. I am making a joke.
You're a regular Dick fucking Tracy aren't you BL.
Yeah, that is what I claimed. @@ It was a joke, which I believe I stated pretty clearly.
" I made a joke about buying an iPad a year ago and y'all ran with it."
That's what they do. Facts? They don't need no stinking facts. They make it up as they go along. Whatever sells the bitch fest. Here and at the bucket.
I do agree with whoever posted above, Typhus is far too interested in what other people do in their bedrooms, probably because there's nothing going on in hers.
She already admitted that her manboy husband won't go to bed because he's addicted to playing video games all night long.
Jodster is something right out of the 1950's. It's kind of fascinating to see isolated pockets of these people in the US still living way back in time, with their grandparents beliefs, completely lame and clueless.
74-can you blame him???? look at the things she posts..she has got to be so B-O-R-I-N-G in bed. That or she nags him until he would rather play video games than try to convince her to have sex with him.
69, yep, classic nut job thread. MinCarolina has to one-up the crazy with her stalker story. Gotta love these peas!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3273755
Good to see that this thread isn't going the way the OP intended.
This OP is another who hit my crazy radar a while back. Thankfully, she doesn't seem to be a constant poster. But when she's around, she slings out some doozies.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3273784
I'd say the op is having a tiny bit of over reaction.
Typical pea who doesn't understand how and why people get sick, or the purpose of fevers. But her house is "House Beautiful," so it doesn't matter.
That Idaho bigots thread is hilarious and depressing at the same time. Hilarious because sane peas keep trying to reason with the bigots, depressing because the bigots aren't going to change NO MATTER WHAT. No matter how many times their fucktardery is pointed out to them, no matter how many times somebody points out their hypocrisy.
Not one of them can explain why it's OK to make a cake for a couple "living in sin" before marriage but horribly against their Christian beliefs to make a cake for a gay couple.
From now on, for future reference the bigots could all just direct their critics to the Idaho thread like Mrs.T. does. There could be a "See Idaho Thread" icon, like the outline of Idaho with a WTF emoticon inside. Save everyone the energy of starting the argument all over again. every. single. time.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3273755
Good to see that this thread isn't going the way the OP intended.
This OP is another who hit my crazy radar a while back. Thankfully, she doesn't seem to be a constant poster. But when she's around, she slings out some doozies.
She's a part of Kim's Arizona klan. Her husband is one of those tea party gun nutters who patrols the borders for Mesikins.
Yeah Heaven forbid, we close the border.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3271957
Is AngelKriC's DH a mail carrier now? Because this totally sounds like something he'd do.
"Jodster is something right out of the 1950's. It's kind of fascinating to see isolated pockets of these people in the US still living way back in time,"
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At least she can vote several times...
What are you talking about 87? Can you explain please?
It might take more than a name change to quell parental anger at Common Core, the controversial national education standards adopted by all but four states.
With angry parents protesting the standards, and curriculum they say is tailored to it by writers of textbooks and lesson plans, several states have decided the solution is all in the name. Common Core is now referred to as “The Iowa Core” in the Hawkeye State. Florida calls it the tongue-twisting “Next Generation Sunshine State Standards.” Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer recently signed an executive order to erase the name “Common Core” for their new math and reading standards and Louisiana lawmakers are mulling a name change as well.
But critics say what states really need to do is scrap the Common Core Standards Initiative altogether.
“Even under a different name, the Common Core Standards are still mediocre, at best, and continue to put American students at a significant disadvantage to their international peers,” Glyn Wright, executive director of the Eagle Forum, told FoxNews.com.
A total of 46 states and Washington, DC have adopted all or part of the Common Core standard, which in most cases officially goes into effect at the start of the next academic year. The standards are designed to ensure that students from all over the nation graduate with a baseline of math and language skills. But critics say the program, proposed by the National Governors Association and the Council of Chief State School Officers in 2009, takes away local control of education. And they say lessons and textbooks sold as being "aligned with Common Core" are rife with left-wing social and political messages.
Even leaders in states that signed on are turning on the program, with lawmakers proposing to repeal participation and governors actively bashing it.
“We don’t ever want to educate South Carolina children like they educate California children," South Carolina Republican Gov. Nikki Haley spoke out against Common Core at a recent Republican function. We want to educate South Carolina children on South Carolina standards, not anyone else’s standards.”
Florida Republican Gov. Rick Scott told state GOP officials that the new name means a different emphasis.
“Here’s what we’re going to ensure: These are Florida standards," Scott said. "They’re not some national standards; they’re going to be Florida standards. This is our state. We’re not going to have the federal government telling us how to do our education system.”
I think Kelp gets moist pantries everytime there is a shooting that she can be first to run to the bukkit to post about it. Self righteous shit stirring bitch.
What are you talking about 87? Can you explain please?
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She probably doesn't have an ID
I agree 90 she really wants to be the most anti gun possible pea and beating out scrappower that takes some work.
I don't think the kid should have been shot and killed but I also don't think the gun owner should get 1st degree murder. Manslaughter sure he was a idiot for shooting without knowing what he was shooting at.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3273490#31663743
Stupid survey and she hasn't been back to explain to the sheepeas.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3273912
It's hard to feel bad for really red, she keeps harping on her SIL's death like they were bffs or something. And the constant reminders that she is a single mom of three, who are all geniuses is annoying.
word^
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3273965
2peafaithful talking about retiring? WTF, get a job first or ever in her case. She must give awesome head for her dh to put up with her and her "on the spectrum" kid.
I have to agree re: 2peafaithful. Can't imagine why anyone would put up with her never working, and being so "tired" because she's "going through so many seasons in her life and has so much on her plate" and her "mama heart hurting so much"
Gah
Dodogshavebrains reminds me of a human Thomas Kincaid painting. Vapid and sappy all the way.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/user_profile/176832/
Kelpea 's new DP.
People are not perfect give them a brake.
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I totally want this to be my new siggy, compliments of darkangel.
Dodogshavebrains reminds me of a human Thomas Kincaid painting. Vapid and sappy all the way.
February 19, 2014 at 4:01 PM
Perfect description!!
Why does SharlaG keep asking so many dumb questions? Is she bored, making a spreadsheet, or just a sheep?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3273927
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3273930
and more...
Idk 102 but I've always thought she's "on the spectrum".
KrisKC said on the ACA thread that for the first time, her family has insurance and she's thankful for that.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3273768#31668105
Yet on the Valentine's Day thread...look at their spending.
"I made DH the "52 Reasons Why I Love You" and he picked out two watches that he wanted (a work watch and a 'nice' watch). He bought me two more Pandora charms and I got to order my new Macbook Pro. We got the kids each some chocolate and skittles and also ordered my 15 year old a Macbook Air...DH is also finishing up the flooring and trim for my scrapbook room so we can get it put back together. I'm super excited!"
Clearly, they're the people that spend every dime they make (or steal) and they've never made health insurance for their family a fucking priority.
Thank the Dumbocrats that families like that still have plenty of disposable income to blow on stupid shit (to celebrate a farce of a marriage married to a gay man and all) and still have health insurance.
Meanwhile, my family has been responsible, budgeted for health insurance for all of the years we've been a family and sometimes done without 2 new watches, a few new MacBooks and Pandora charms.
There are fools like that everywhere, 104. It has nothing to do with politics.
I know somebody who remodeled his kitchen (for $12,000) even though the roof leaks and the house has carpet that's forty years old and smells moldy. And his wife had a front tooth rotting out for years but he'd rather buy expensive toys (snowmobile, new truck, stereo system for the garage) than pay for it to be fixed. He's a hardcore conservative.
People are not perfect give them a brake.
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I totally want this to be my new siggy, compliments of darkangel.
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Yes! And it makes sense, but she doesn't realize it.
Or you could look at it like finances are finally easing up a bit for them. If you weren't determined to be such a fucking Republican bitch. I'm talking to you, 104.
^^^^^oh and as required: I am not Krissy. But I'm not a dumbass Republican, either.
You don't have to be Republican to be a dumbass.
No, but it certainly helps.
You may be a dumbass if:
you think being a dumbass has anything to do with your political affiliation.
Why does SharlaG keep asking so many dumb questions? Is she bored, making a spreadsheet, or just a sheep?
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Not sure, but it's just what she does. She's done it for as long as I can remember. She thinks she's funny or witty, and the peas encourage her.
I tend to agree with the PP that a spectrum disorder might be at play, too.
There are fools like that everywhere, 104. It has nothing to do with politics.
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This. There are assholes in every conceivable political affiliation.
KriC is just a lowlife, trashy bitch married to a thieving jackass who somehow got away with it. Their luck will run out eventually.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3273768
Love how AngelKriC completely ignores the whole "Your dh stole shit part." While explaining the Valentines gifts.
I really don't understand how all those moral Dudley Do Rights at the pod let go of her dhs stealing.
For bitches that would drive 15 miles in a snow storm to return 65 cents a store accidentally gave them they sure are forgiving of not one but two felony theft cases.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3274032
well i feel much safer knowing that fucking Kelp is on the job searching every possible news site for any and all gun articles to post on 2peas so the same anti and pro gun posters can regurgitate the same shit they posted on her plethora of gun posts. That horse is dead bitch D.E.A.D. beaten to a fucking bloody pulp.
the pea morality code makes no sense to me either 114 but then I guess there are no rules in crazy. Speaking of crazy where did KikiNicole run off to? I miss seeing her perky boobs and hearing about her rock hard ass.
"Jodster is something right out of the 1950's. It's kind of fascinating to see isolated pockets of these people in the US still living way back in time,"
Jodster is something right out of the 1650's.
Hilarious 115. She is such a shit stirrer.
"Then there's my friend. Who, just a few weeks ago, wondered if her husband was having an affair. I had to ask if she had guns in the house. She said she did, but they were locked up. I asked if they had bullets in them. She said yes. I then asked if I could have the bullets for awhile, until she could figure stuff out. She gave them to me, no problem. Having that conversation scared the shit out of me, but I felt I had to ask. And I'm glad I did (they worked things out, btw)." kelpea
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Really? What a twat, glad I don't have a "friend" like her. Unless the friend gives some sort of unstable vibe that was really over the line.
I'm not a gun lover at all but she is really taking this stance of hers to far.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3273728&pg=3
wish Kelp would fall off her fucking soap box and break her damn neck. Her constant blathering about guns is scary obsessive. Thankfully she doesn't own a gun because she's the type of psycho that goes and does exactly what she rages about.
Kelp is an ass for sure, but that's a bit much 120. The wishing she would break her neck thing. Not the last sentence. Your last sentence is dead on.
sorry 121 you are right but she is just so damn manic with this guns, guns, guns shit. Maybe I could just throat punch her? ;-)
Yes! Go for it 122! I got your back!
Good on you GiaLuPeaA! Happy to see you call Seaweed on her Guns, the Sequel thread and not just anonymously smack her here. Cue the crazy bitch support team in 5 4 3 2 1
I think its Typhis not Gia 124. We know Typhis posts and reads here all.the.time
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3274085
124 why don't you go smack her instead of posting here?
yeah 124 go feed the beast.
I don't know what you're talking about 125 but Gia smacked the hell out of kelpface here http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3274032
That was a light poke, if anything...
Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwn........................
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3274099
Does grammanisi do anything besides watch tv?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3274156
Why is every kids' birthday party turned into a big food thing? Other than cupcakes and juice/water, I don't see a need for more food. Offering popcorn might be a nice alternate for that one weird kid who doesn't like cake. But donuts, mini-quiches, coffee, lunch? Really?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3274133
ShannoninKC is a complete moron. Completely devoid of any self awareness whatsoever.
to the smack bitch who beetlejuiced Kikinicole back to the pod thanks a lot! SHIT!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3274212
Ha ha.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3274032&pg=2
Now Ingrid has smacked the shit out of Kelpface. Seriously puts a big smile on my face today that she is being called out by so many for being a big fat dumbass.
GUNS KILL PEOPLE GUNS ARE EVIL BAN GUNS BANG BANG
***ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO DIDN'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT HERSELF.
SHE DECIDED SHE WANTED OTHERS TO FEEL BAD TOO, SO SHE STARTED A BLOG MAKING FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE.
EVEN THOUGH SHE GOT SOME THRILLS FROM IT BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE THOUGHT SOME OF IT WAS FUNNY, SHE STILL HAD AN EMPTY PLACE INSIDE HER HEART. THIS BLOG DID NOT FILL THAT EMPTY PLACE INSIDE HER HEART.
WE'RE NOT SURE HOW THIS STORY ENDS, BUT WE HOPE SHE REALIZES THAT PUTTING OTHERS DOWN DOES NOT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF. WE HOPE THIS LITTLE GIRL WILL PUT HER TIME AND ENERGIES ELSEWHERE TO ACTUALLY HELP PEOPLE IN NEED, INSTEAD OF TEARING PEOPLE DOWN.***
THE END
***ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO DIDN'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT HERSELF.
SHE DECIDED SHE WANTED OTHERS TO FEEL BAD TOO, SO SHE STARTED A BLOG MAKING FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE.
EVEN THOUGH SHE GOT SOME THRILLS FROM IT BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE THOUGHT SOME OF IT WAS FUNNY, SHE STILL HAD AN EMPTY PLACE INSIDE HER HEART. THIS BLOG DID NOT FILL THAT EMPTY PLACE INSIDE HER HEART.
WE'RE NOT SURE HOW THIS STORY ENDS, BUT WE HOPE SHE REALIZES THAT PUTTING OTHERS DOWN DOES NOT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF. WE HOPE THIS LITTLE GIRL WILL PUT HER TIME AND ENERGIES ELSEWHERE TO ACTUALLY HELP PEOPLE IN NEED, INSTEAD OF TEARING PEOPLE DOWN.***
THE END
***ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO DIDN'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT HERSELF.
SHE DECIDED SHE WANTED OTHERS TO FEEL BAD TOO, SO SHE STARTED A BLOG MAKING FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE.
EVEN THOUGH SHE GOT SOME THRILLS FROM IT BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE THOUGHT SOME OF IT WAS FUNNY, SHE STILL HAD AN EMPTY PLACE INSIDE HER HEART. THIS BLOG DID NOT FILL THAT EMPTY PLACE INSIDE HER HEART.
WE'RE NOT SURE HOW THIS STORY ENDS, BUT WE HOPE SHE REALIZES THAT PUTTING OTHERS DOWN DOES NOT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF. WE HOPE THIS LITTLE GIRL WILL PUT HER TIME AND ENERGIES ELSEWHERE TO ACTUALLY HELP PEOPLE IN NEED, INSTEAD OF TEARING PEOPLE DOWN.***
THE END
***ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO DIDN'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT HERSELF.
SHE DECIDED SHE WANTED OTHERS TO FEEL BAD TOO, SO SHE STARTED A BLOG MAKING FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE.
EVEN THOUGH SHE GOT SOME THRILLS FROM IT BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE THOUGHT SOME OF IT WAS FUNNY, SHE STILL HAD AN EMPTY PLACE INSIDE HER HEART. THIS BLOG DID NOT FILL THAT EMPTY PLACE INSIDE HER HEART.
WE'RE NOT SURE HOW THIS STORY ENDS, BUT WE HOPE SHE REALIZES THAT PUTTING OTHERS DOWN DOES NOT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF. WE HOPE THIS LITTLE GIRL WILL PUT HER TIME AND ENERGIES ELSEWHERE TO ACTUALLY HELP PEOPLE IN NEED, INSTEAD OF TEARING PEOPLE DOWN.***
THE END
***ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO DIDN'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT HERSELF.
SHE DECIDED SHE WANTED OTHERS TO FEEL BAD TOO, SO SHE STARTED A BLOG MAKING FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE.
EVEN THOUGH SHE GOT SOME THRILLS FROM IT BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE THOUGHT SOME OF IT WAS FUNNY, SHE STILL HAD AN EMPTY PLACE INSIDE HER HEART. THIS BLOG DID NOT FILL THAT EMPTY PLACE INSIDE HER HEART.
WE'RE NOT SURE HOW THIS STORY ENDS, BUT WE HOPE SHE REALIZES THAT PUTTING OTHERS DOWN DOES NOT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF. WE HOPE THIS LITTLE GIRL WILL PUT HER TIME AND ENERGIES ELSEWHERE TO ACTUALLY HELP PEOPLE IN NEED, INSTEAD OF TEARING PEOPLE DOWN.***
THE END
***ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO DIDN'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT HERSELF.
SHE DECIDED SHE WANTED OTHERS TO FEEL BAD TOO, SO SHE STARTED A BLOG MAKING FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE.
EVEN THOUGH SHE GOT SOME THRILLS FROM IT BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE THOUGHT SOME OF IT WAS FUNNY, SHE STILL HAD AN EMPTY PLACE INSIDE HER HEART. THIS BLOG DID NOT FILL THAT EMPTY PLACE INSIDE HER HEART.
WE'RE NOT SURE HOW THIS STORY ENDS, BUT WE HOPE SHE REALIZES THAT PUTTING OTHERS DOWN DOES NOT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF. WE HOPE THIS LITTLE GIRL WILL PUT HER TIME AND ENERGIES ELSEWHERE TO ACTUALLY HELP PEOPLE IN NEED, INSTEAD OF TEARING PEOPLE DOWN.***
THE END
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Such a good Christian, first thing she does is come to the pod and crack on the poor girl. She could have told the same story and left out the part about the girl and her unfortunate wardrobe choice.
once upon a time there was a moron posting on a smack blog that it's bad to post on a smack blog. Go feed the hungry, minister to the sick or do whatever it is you holier than thou people do.
ADDHousewife lost weight. Looks a little better now.
Boob job.. check
Nose job.. not yet
We'll see Lima in 3...2...1
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3274300
Why does she always refer to herself in third person?
141 - ...and Showtime! Here I am! If you're going to beetlejuice me you're asking for it. You already know judging someone based on what they're born with is shit. But I see you did throw ADDHousewife a bone and say she looks good. You couldn't just leave it at that? Why don't you post a picture of yourself? But give us a heads-up first. I'll have to call 911 and arrange to have an ambulance in the drive beforehand. No doubt I'll need medical attention after I get a good look at you.
stay classy lima @@
LOL Thanks 143 (or Lima, if you will...)
Post your pic hahahahahahaha!!!
I always knew lostinspace was crazy, but the chip she has on her shoulder about Canada/USA is unbelievable
Lima,
No one "beetlejuiced" you, you were going to come in like a vulture whether your name was mentioned or not. tff
147 - Was I? Your powers of predicting the future are fabulous. The reality is, most of the rare times my name is mentioned I don't bother. I also don't bother to respond to 99.9% of stupid shit here. I'm an adult that has what is known as responsibilities to take care of. They are large, heavy things grown-ups tote around. I don't have time for "shut the fuck up, no you shut the fuck up", etc. You'll find this out when you grow up - my guess is about 30, probably 40 years from now.
Lima needs to go buy a clue....
Well guess what, 149. Not only have I purchased many clues, I can afford to buy as many more as I want! And now another Ford bonus rolling down the pike! Damn, does it ever end?!?! Can't decide right now what to do with this one. Maybe I'll buy a bunch of furniture for the kid who just moved to a larger apartment in Chicago. Or maybe go somewhere warm, god knows being buried in this avalanche of snow is getting boring. Anyway, where are my manners? Prattling on about myself and all the cash that gets thrown at me while you're sitting there barely able to eat! Life doesn't seem fair until you realize it takes decades of hard work to get where I am. If only you were one of my kids, things would be much better. What am I talking about!?!? If you were one of my kids your ass would have been up for adoption 10 minutes after birth. Some things you can just tell. Now off to buy more clues. I'm liking the cashmere ones, but the damask ones are looking pretty good too.
great lumpy's back. The blog was dying a slow death with the help of BL now it'll die quicker and the do gooder wont have to post the "once upon a time" story anymore. Rich, smart and provides a public service too that's you Lump.
Thar she blows!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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148 Anonymous said... 148
147 - Was I?
Were you what? Beetlejuiced? Nope, nope..you weren't.
151 - Gosh, thanks, but I wouldn't say I'm rich. Just comfortable. Perhaps my point got lost in your blind befuddled rage. The point was that NO ONE ever paid me to make fun of people based on how they looked, or to write Shut the fuck up, No you shut the fuck up, or to tell people they were cunts in 32 different ways. If that's how you want to spend your time then go for it. But don't sit and wonder why you never get promoted, no one takes you seriously, and you never get anywhere in life.
I hardly can take credit for killing this blog, and neither can BL. BTW, you forgot to say I'm good looking.
Thar she blows!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sorry to be the one to tell you this Theresa but you are not even as good looking as Krusty or Hysterbeth.
Well first off I was joking, since I know that none of you can resist making snarky comments about how people look. As the clock ticks away, I'm wondering how the lot of you think you're going to avoid the aging process. You make remarks about ADDHousewife or whoever yet continue to think you'll enjoy the bloom of youth forever. Not to mention that most of you probably look like the byproduct of the mating of a gargoyle and a troglodyte.
Further proof that money can't buy you class.
I see you get half the point, 158. Money can't buy you class and it can't make you happy, either. Neither can the sheer luck of being born beautiful make you happy. Ultimately it's personality that counts, and not a shitty personality. A shitty personality would be one who makes nasty remarks about how people look, but you already know that. You just keep thinking If only, if only, if only you had a lot more money or were more beautiful your life would be much better. Too bad you'll waste decades before finding out it won't. Those of you who obsess about how big the houses are of the peas, or how much they make are wasting your time. Stop telling people to shut the fuck up on here and go do something with yourself - anything would be an improvement I'm betting.
A little money - class + a fairly basic education + a boatload of unwarranted arrogance - any real reason for living - empathy for others + a bit of a god complex = Lima.
Enjoy your life, honey, where you feel strongest on 'the net', because I can promise you NO-ONE from the poorest, lowliest pea right up to the richest wishes they are you.
160 - You can't promise anything since you don't know all the peas and mostly, you don't know shit based on what you just wrote. Anyone who uses the word "honey" is dismissed right out of the gate. Jealousy does not become you. I have more class in my pinky than you have in your entire genealogical chart.
161 - ;) LOL
Lima = DELUDED. HONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lima = feverishly banging on the keys of her PC writing posts no-one will read....good to have an outlet! LOL
Damn, 164, too bad you read them. That would make you no one. Do you find you have this experience often, feeling like no one (or in your case no-one)? I have to admit I'm not surprised. Maybe you should get off the internet and go read a book, distract yourself from yourself, in other words, from no one.
Enjoy your life, honey, where you feel strongest on 'the net', because I can promise you NO-ONE from the poorest, lowliest pea right up to the richest wishes they are you.
February 23, 2014 at 1:15 PM
Sing it, Sista!
165 - LOL You funny honey little thing, you.
160, 163, 164, 166 - The same person, "honey." Who you talking to, yourself?
Bang bang, there she goes again, 167.
"Damn, 164, too bad you read them."
Read them? Read them????
Don't flatter yourself. It doesn't take much to see your style and scroll past, HONEY!
I am not one to stop someone with no friends from reaching out, though, so you carry on. It's a bit like a blog that NO-ONE reads - if it makes you feel good, just carry on, Honey!
Poor little Lima-Honey!
And.......add 170 to that.
171........
"Anyone who uses the word "honey" is dismissed right out of the gate. "
Oooh, DISMISS me HONEY! HONEY-LIMA-HONEY! Love ya! Smoochy kisses to ya!
174...........
No-one be talking to no one.
I really wish we could see how many people are actually posting here right now. I have a sneaking suspicion that it is only one person. (not counting this post)
It's No-One, Honey.
Probablt all about Lima talking to herself to have a reason to keep posting here.
Lima *HONEY,* you have gone so far around the bend that there's obviously no hope for you. Congratulations on being one of the biggest wastes of skin in the history of the human race. Although, calling you human is overly generous.
Ho hum. Boring, predictable. See, this is why I hardly ever bother to post any more. The posts above are good examples. Boring, stupid, typical, predictable. I am not the reason this blog is dying, for those who think so, and neither is BL the reason. Stupid shit like the above is the reason people won't bother to respond here. If you feel the urge to post something, THINK. Use your brain, if indeed you can locate one. Add something of value to the conversation. All this stupid 4th grade shit is not entertaining or interesting. How hard is it to put some thought into content? Stretch yourselves. You may as well just strap on a fake penis what with how misogynistic some of you are. Your hatred of women who aren't as sorry as yourselves actually emits vibrations from the screen.
Looks, money, stuff - all that crap you people obsess about and get your knickers all twisted up over when other women have them and you don't mean nothing. I'm no beauty queen but I've never had trouble attracting men or women because it's personality that matters. Just like in order to be considered rich today you need at least ten million dollars. I don't have that and probably never will and it won't make the tiniest dent in my life. BUT, in yours? Yes, because those of you who don't have what they think they need to be happy are the ones who sit on the computer writing shit about how other people look. It's nothing but feel sorry for your self-sorry ass. Get off your ass and do something about it.
there have been more posts on Jane's pathetic little blog since Limpy showed up than there were all of last week. Jane you should be so proud. At this rate we might get new space before summertime.
Sorry, 181-Honey-Lima....I just couldn't bring myself to read your post. Have a Honeylishes evening, though and enjoy your sense of superiority! :)
"Boring, stupid, typical, predictable.
Why, yes, Lima, you are, which is why so many mock you and so few engage with you.
If you feel the urge to post something, THINK. Use your brain, if indeed you can locate one. Add something of value to the conversation.
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Oh honey, you so need to take your own advice, LOL!
I think it's sad and scary that there are people out there as crazy fucked-up as limpy :(
Don't be afraid, 186, there's only one honey-limp. Thank the god I never realised I believed in until that revelation.
184 - Now which is it? 182 just stated there were more posts since I showed up than there were all last week, yet you state no one engages with me? Can't have it both ways. What many of you so love is the pile-up, where you anxiously wait for something - anything - to attack en masse, similar to a shark tasting blood or a vulture spotting a crippled dog. Doesn't reflect well on you.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3274300
AngieVP might have found some new carpet to munch. The peas are salivating and asking for details. Soon the closeted lezbo peas will be licking vicariously through Ang.
FFS I see lima's back to arguing with herself again. This is going to be worse than BL drama.
190 - Would you prefer that everyone left so that you could just talk to yourself?
186 Anonymous said... 186
I think it's sad and scary that there are people out there as crazy fucked-up as limpy :(
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What's even scarier to me is the people that respond to her and the maturity and intellect -or lack of - shown in their posts. And don't be an idiot and say something stupid about me being limpy. Find out who has the collective brain and use it for a minute, while you respond.
Thar she blows!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Just checked in, only to find that psycho headcase LimaPea is attempting another blog takeover
Honey, I'm sorry to say you are as sad and pathetic as ever, and not nearly as smart as you think you are.
It's kind of embarrassing to watch you make such a fool of yourself and not even realize you're doing it.
Bail fail whale
No-one is here again.
Turn tail fail whale and sail. Or do you hail from jail?
Thar she blows!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Perhaps your head you could impale on a nail, which I will gladly mail.
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