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Anonymous said...

Oh, kind of like Kristina! Or Lucy. Or scrappower. Or... well, damn near all of them.

Anonymous said...

Burning Feather aka Carla aka Mrs. Punkin Head runs this blog. she is too fucking busy picking out old people's insurance, organized Geritol parties at the old folks community and picking out cans of gray paint to help paint her spawns ugly ass kitchen. She will come back one day when her insulin pump runs out and she has to order test strips from her fave website along with some cathetors for her punkin head's weiner problems.

All Hail Da Majikal Beouf!!

Anonymous said...

So jane is or was nrs T

Anonymous said...

Why do you think it was mrs t? If it was, wouldn't you think she would be here more now since she "left" the bukkit???

Anonymous said...

I have no idea who Jane is, I just know she couldn't give less of a fuck about this blog.

Anonymous said...

She wouldn't be here at all if it was mrs t as her Internet connections would be totally tracked if she is under review at school
Just makes sense to me.

Anonymous said...


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My 1st Pea Anniversary -*-*

She deserved more than a hand slap. God knows what has happened to her daughter while she was busy playing footsie with her high school sweetheart.


Way to out yourself as a blog bitch, Mallie.

Anonymous said...

Really #8??? She posted more from home at night when she was ignoring her kids.

Anonymous said...

And you know that she was ignoring her kids, how?

Anonymous said...

11 Anonymous said... 11
And you know that she was ignoring her kids, how?
April 9, 2014 at 1:42 PM

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As much as she posted + the age of her kids = her ignoring them.

Anonymous said...

Oh 11, everyone knows she had locked them in their bedrooms.

Anonymous said...

Grrr. I hate living in a townhouse!
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Posted: 1/10/2010 1:27:45 PM




Folks, this is an OLD thread. We no longer live in that townhome. My son no longer tries to escape. He no longer kicks the door when he doesn't want to go to bed. He's no longer 2. He's almost 4. And he's a wonderful, sensitive, loving, and charming little boy.









We've outgrown our townhouse. We recently had it on the market and got some really crappy offers so we took it off and have prepared ourselves to sit tight another year or so until the economy (hopefully) improves.

We have 2 toddlers that share a bedroom. Their room is adjacent to the neighbor lady's bedroom. There are two beds in the room and it's not very large so there isn't any other way to arrange the furniture. Ds sometimes kicks the door to the bedroom if he doesn't want to go to bed or if he's up early and wants out (we have child-proof handles on the doorknobs or else the little man would escape and that scares me since he's tried to go outside by himself.) We've learned that when he kicks, he's trying to postpone bedtime and get us to come in there and be with him. We know he'll kick a couple of times and then realize we mean business about bedtime and he crawls back into bed and goes to sleep. It usually only lasts 5 to 10 minutes. It's not repeated kicking, just once every few minutes or so. When we've gone in to discipline him for kicking, he only does it again because he saw it got us to come in and be with him. Ignoring it makes it end more quickly.

This afternoon our neighbor lady came over to complain that our kids are pounding the walls. Dh explained it's our 2 year old son kicking the door because he wants out of his bedroom and that we tell him not to, but to let him out would be prolonging the problem so it's best to let it happen for a few minutes and then he'll quit and go to bed. She said it is irritating and dh said, "Yeah, it is to us too, but what would you propose we do to get our toddler to stop?" She said we should move him to a different room or move the furniture around. Dh told her we only have that room for the kids to share and the furniture for two kids in a room that's not very large means we don't have other options for furniture arrangements. He told her we'll continue to work with him on not kicking or pounding. She said, "I don't like hearing the pounding in the evening or sometimes early in the morning. This morning he was pounding at 7:30 and it woke me up." Dh said, "Yes, he was up at that time (actually that's sleeping in for him!) and we went and got him out right away so he wouldn't kick. I'm sorry he woke you but sometimes living in a townhouse means you hear your neighbors even when they don't intend to disturb you."

Grrrr. I'm so ready for a house that is not attached to 5 others. Really, does this woman not remember when her daughter was a toddler? Does she think we can't hear the times she and her teenager yell at one another? Does she think we love hearing her dd slamming doors when she's pissed at her mom? But we understand she's a teenager and that we live in connected houses so we're bound to hear some day to day stuff.

So now we're the pesky neighbors who can't control our toddler and keep him from irritating the people next door.

Whew. Thanks for letting me vent.


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LOL Google Cache FTW!

Anonymous said...

"LOL Google Cache FTW! "



Well yeah, everyone needs a hobby. Glad you found one, 14.

Anonymous said...

15-you sound pissed off that everyone knows but you that Mrs. Twat was a total bitch that locked her spawn up in their bedrooms at night. Yeah, she is a real piece of work. Do you want me to dig up the thread were she talks about using lots of chapstick when she gives Mr. Twat head? Just imagine two fat pigs rolling around in slobber while Mrs. T whips out the pepper and tweazers to find Mr. T's little knob!!

Anonymous said...

Not pisssed at all. Glad you're getting exercise along with having a hobby, all that jumping to conclusions that you do and all.

Anonymous said...

I'm not a previous poster, but it's not really jumping to conclusions. She posts manically on threads all evening long, and her kids are young-ish age. I would guess 9, 7, and around 3. It does not take a genius to figure out she is not interacting with kids when she is posting every 2 or 3 minutes. I only noticed because my kids are close to the same age, and I wondered how she had so much time to post so much.

Anonymous said...

PS - Before you say it, no, it was not *every* night, but at least 3 weeknights most weeks. She also posted complaining about her DH's gaming, so you know he was on a computer as well...

Anonymous said...

You're very invested in the details of her life and taking her down. Seems odd.

Anonymous said...

I'm 18 and 19...if you post at all on the bukkit, it was hard not to notice her.

Anonymous said...

20 Anonymous said... 20
You're very invested in the details of her life and taking her down. Seems odd.
April 9, 2014 at 3:27 PM

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Not as invested as the dumb ass that called her school.

Anonymous said...

I figured they were one in the same, 22. Very invested for someone who didn't call her school.

Anonymous said...

In lieu of the school stabbing, I am amazed that we are not seeing posts on how knives need to be better controlled, more laws written to keep knives out of citizens' hands, etc. Oh wait, that only happens when there is a school attack using guns. Maybe (highly doubtful, but one can hope) this will help open the eyes of people to the fact that better mental health care will help decrease tragedies.

Anonymous said...

20Anonymous said... 20 You're very invested in the details of her life and taking her down. Seems odd.

April 9, 2014 at 3:27 PM

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You obviously are on the wrong website.

Anonymous said...

I've never seen anyone here that invested in details of any other pea.

Anonymous said...

15 Anonymous said... 15

"LOL Google Cache FTW! "



Well yeah, everyone needs a hobby. Glad you found one, 14.
April 9, 2014 at 2:45 PM


Awww sorry you are butt hurt by me taking 3 seconds to find that. LMAO @ YOU!!!!!

I hope you haven't wasted too much time worry about my hobbies.

Anonymous said...

LOL I posted that MrsT post and I posted 27 and I have no idea who was arguing with you but you seem to think it was me...nope. Not the same person. You lunatic! (Must be limpass)

Anonymous said...

24 Anonymous said... 24

In lieu of the school stabbing, I am amazed that we are not seeing posts on how knives need to be better controlled, more laws written to keep knives out of citizens' hands, etc. Oh wait, that only happens when there is a school attack using guns. Maybe (highly doubtful, but one can hope) this will help open the eyes of people to the fact that better mental health care will help decrease tragedies.
April 9, 2014 at 4:21 PM

We need locked cabinets/drawers in our kitchens for our knives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

"We need locked cabinets/drawers in our kitchens for our knives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

With the blades locked up separately from the handles of course!

Anonymous said...

lmao

and scissors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

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Posted: 4/9/2014 10:45:12 PM
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I'm almost 49 (in August) and my insomnia is so bad I've taken to sleeping in the bathtub. It's horrible. I plan to see a doctor about it soon when our new insurance takes effect.




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wut?

Anonymous said...

And with water in it too. Crazy fucker.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3279374

A troll trolling a troll! Perfect!

Anonymous said...

Oh great, now they're insulting each other. Maybe that will cancel each other out and their heads will explode and we'll never have to see either of them ever again.

Anonymous said...

ok Diva cup users fess up. how many of you spill blood all over your hands/legs/floor when you remove that sucker? if youre in a public restroom do you rinse it out in the sink?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3279199

The peas crack me up trying to be so "tolerant". Give me a break. A man collecting My Little Ponies is WEIRD. I don't care who you are. Just tell the truth. It's weird.

Anonymous said...

bukkit troll maddiesmum/the lizard posting to troll Enough who's being supported by troll Bev05. Good times on Thrusday!

Anonymous said...

The ones defending the Bronies are the naive ones. They have no clue that it indeed is a fetish. To each their own but I personally find it strange. I also wouldn't let my young children have much to do with a grown man like that and I don't care who thinks I'm judgemental.

Anonymous said...

At least it's ponies and not Keds like someone posted one year. That was horrifying.

Anonymous said...

I am trying to remember who it was who was so into these bows a few years ago. I remember a pea that said she even mailed some of her bows to some celebrity. I vaguely recall her linking her site and they were sorta hideous.

Anonymous said...

OK, this is crazy! If I start a new blog will you follow?

Anonymous said...

Yes 42, I'm over this one.

Anonymous said...

bukkit troll maddiesmum/the lizard posting to troll Enough who's being supported by troll Bev05. Good times on Thrusday!
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Cripes!!! Is the Lizard back? She didn't post much for a couple of weeks. Didn't one of the peas say the Lizard's husband bailed on her? Maybe that's what kept her out-of-pocket for awhile.

Anonymous said...

What makes you think a new blog is going to have any more activity than this one? People are tiring of being a bitch. It get's old after a while. Go out and live life. That's probably what Jane has decided to do. Too much of this darkness eats away at your soul. Get a life. This ain't it.

Liz R said...

My husband left me, Lauren? You must be confusing me with yourself. J and I just celebrated 25 years together a few days ago. Sorry to disappoint you, darling.

Anonymous said...

45 Anonymous said... 45
What makes you think a new blog is going to have any more activity than this one? People are tiring of being a bitch. It get's old after a while. Go out and live life. That's probably what Jane has decided to do. Too much of this darkness eats away at your soul. Get a life. This ain't it.
April 10, 2014 at 2:29 PM

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And yet you bother to not only check this blog but post to it.

Anonymous said...

47 Anonymous said... 47


And yet you bother to not only check this blog but post to it.

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I'm not trying to start a new blog on the same subject as the old blog that most everyone has lost interest in.


Anonymous said...

Is it extreme right meltdown day at the bukkit today or what?

Anonymous said...

The government is imploding.

Anonymous said...

I think it was My Little Pony that finally pushed them over the edge.

Anonymous said...

Do women that build other women up even exist? I think I've met only a handful in my life or online.

Anonymous said...

I'm fucking Juan and he told me the Lizard smells like reptile shit.

Anonymous said...

Better go get checked out 53.

Can't you keep your stupid fighting over there? Must you try to dis each other here too?

Anonymous said...

Enough = Jenny

Anonymous said...

Who the hell is Jenny?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3279416

Is CountryHam really this ignorant? I've known about Earth Day since I was a little kid.

Anonymous said...

Ask krusty

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3244572

Anonymous said...

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Posted: 7/16/2013 4:03:04 PM

Bullshit Jenny and you know it.

There isn't a single person on this message board that doesn't know things like that happen.

WTH is Jenny now, I thought I was Kimberly and Lauren and Desert Pea? I sure am a lot of people.
I'm gonna' have to call bullshit on your bullshit, Kristina.

Anonymous said...

^^ aren't those work hours limpass? ^^

Oh wait, it only bothers you when people work and Pea if you don't like them. So much for all the peace and love you like to pretend to spread around.

Anonymous said...

ok Diva cup users fess up. how many of you spill blood all over your hands/legs/floor when you remove that sucker? if youre in a public restroom do you rinse it out in the sink?

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No I don't get it "all over" sometimes there is a little blood on my fingers, normal women grab the bottom with two fingers and gently ease it out, you aren't in there with your whole hand and yanking on that thing like there’s no tomorrow and flicking blood around like a scene from Carrie.
Grow up for fucks sake.
If I am in a single restroom with a sink right in there, then yes I rinse it in the sink. Menstrual blood is not filled with bacteria and there is nothing you can catch by later washing your hands in the same sink. If you stick your head in there and lick a public rest room sink, then sure, you'll probably get sick, but that has more to do with you than my tiny bit of rinsed blood from a diva cup.
I'll never understand how some women can be so fucked in the head about a simple and perfectly normal bodily function. You act as if touching a bit of menstrual blood is on the same level as tongue kissing someone with the bubonic plague
Glad I'm not you, must be tough to feel such disgust at your own body.

Anonymous said...

That's a lot to infer from a simple question about ease of diva cup removal. Sounds like you have a lot of anger issues.

Anonymous said...

Who the hell is Jenny?

I remember that pig face.

Anonymous said...

Is CountryHam really this ignorant? I've known about Earth Day since I was a little kid.

Yup pretty much has always been a dumbass even under her old pea name. She had that Noah's ark avatar for the longest time.

Anonymous said...

That's a lot to infer from a simple question about ease of diva cup removal. Sounds like you have a lot of anger issues.
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You think asking if Diva cup users have blood all over their hands, running down their legs and onto the floor is a *reasonable* question?
Then you're just as fucked up as she is.

Anonymous said...

62 sounds like poor pathetic Ella, trying and failing at a handslap. FTR I do not think that sounded angry at all. It was just someone elses opinion. If you can't handle a few fuck fuck fuckety fucks thrown in then you're in the wrong place.

Anonymous said...

Rinsing your period blood out in a public sink is fucking gross. As gross as squeezing a tampon out into the same sink would be. Just nasty. Ick. But hey, if that is what floats your boat, carry on.

Cartman!!!!!!!!FUCK FUCK FUCKETY FUCK said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ7lIRvb4-g

Anonymous said...

Hasn't anyone noticed that we only have Typhus' word that someone outed her? Right fighters never take responsibility for their own misdeeds -- anyone googling Typhus would have found her ugly rants, but she can't acknowledge her failings, and excuses her fuckiness by blaming the Others...

Anonymous said...

Right 69 ...her word AND limpass admitting (anonymously of course) that she DID do it.

Hey Limpass. If we're to "believe" your anonymousness (lol at my new word) then you need to start a new thread stating that you did it.

If you don't, it's all lies.

LIES!

"The lying liar that lies."

Anonymous said...

I don't care WHY she gone...I'm just glad she is GONE and I hope she never comes back. I know Lima is a nutjob but...yeah...still glad the bible thumping, racist bitch is GONE!!!

Anonymous said...

Sheesh 61 pull the fucking stick out...or in your case the Diva cup! 62 is right, you're the one who's "fucked up in the head" if my question caused you to have that word vomiting shit hemorage.

Anonymous said...

^^ angry vein poppin' internet rage ^^

Anonymous said...

71 Anonymous said... 71

I don't care WHY she gone...I'm just glad she is GONE and I hope she never comes back. I know Lima is a nutjob but...yeah...still glad the bible thumping, racist bitch is GONE!!!
April 11, 2014 at 9:46 AM

Yeah well someone cared to ask so it was dredged up again...

Anonymous said...

No way Juanny could divorce the Lizard. She hasn't worked in 20+ years. Juanny would be paying alimony out the ass. Even when Juanny took a pay hit years ago her big "contribution" was to apply for disability. The gov't apparently can spot a hypochondriac and she didn't qualify. So she continued to sit on her ass. Sock knitting parasite! Yeppers, the Juanster is trapped, poor chump!

Anonymous said...

Yeah well someone cared to ask so it was dredged up again...

It was probably her ass that dredged it up in the first place!! Can't have the peas forgetting about the resident "right-fighter' @@

EllaPea said...

I have never ever used a Diva Cup in my life. Hopefully I will never need one either. To me, anyway, they are just um gross. But if Peas are happy with them then that's a good thing. No handslap from me. It's not like women haven't been having periods for 10,000 years.

Anonymous said...

70 - You seem obsessed with engaging me in conversation. Please, we all know I've seen all the tricks by now. You already know I had to turn Typhoon in to The Boss. What exactly is it you want? I think you're just bored and this blog is dying. What with the good weather, who is forced to sit inside on a computer all day anyway? Oh, I know! You people who are supposed to be WORKING and are fiddle faddling around on smack sites. Nothing but a tsunami of typhoons around here.

Liz R said...

You really need to get your facts straight, Lauren. I mean #75. I never applied for disability and as a matter of fact, this hypochondriac is working as a social worker again. I know you're jealous of me and it oozes out of every word you write.

Is the Celexa making you hallucinate again? You shouldn't be drinking SO much every night. What does your "boyfriend" think about all the boozing?

Anonymous said...

^^ Lying liar that lies. ^^

Go away limpass and dawn.

Anonymous said...

Now why would you command that I start a new thread and then tell me to go away? I'll tell you why, because you're two years old. Just like Typhus wanted to be reprimanded. She was drawn to me like a moth to the flame, the same way that a naughty four year old acts out right where Mother can see him/her. Deep down they want to get caught, they want to be reprimanded. They want to know that they count enough for someone to pay attention to their antics and put them in a time-out. They want to have faith in the system. Everyone likes to know that the police arrest the bad guys. On the other hand, I'm not the internet police and don't have time for games. Typhus made a special point calling me out and did her the favor of giving her what she wanted. Some of you, on the other hand, are just bored and fidgety. Go outside and play. Oh wait! You're at WORK getting PAID to NOT play on the computer.

Anonymous said...

You need help, 81.

Anonymous said...

I still love you Lima!! You got rid of the biggest reason I didn't hang out at the pod anymore. It's nice to carry on conversations with folks without that heifer and her "bash you over the head" faith. Thank you again...

Anonymous said...

You really need to get your facts straight, Lauren. I mean #75. I never applied for disability
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Need to quit spewing your "history" on the internet. Makes future denials of previously made statements downright comical.

Anonymous said...

Why exactly do you think it was Mrs. T that called you out? I'm not Mrs. T and I think you need some real mental help.

I guess it just goes to show that age doesn't bring wisdom.

Anonymous said...

Well what do you know, I have a fan. One more and I can start a club. 85 - Mrs. T called me OUT, she didn't call me out on an issue, she sought my attention and got it. If there's one thing Typhoon thrives on it's negative attention and she knows just where to find it. Now why in the world would I give two shits about your opinion on anything? Seriously, you think far too highly of your opinion. In the world of opinions, you're just about at the bottom of the barrel. If you insist on having an opinion, spend 30 or 40 years educating yourself, then put one forth. Otherwise, you and your opinions will continue to be ignored. My opinions are never ignored, as a matter of fact, they are sought out. All it takes is many decades of education and experience. Of course, the raw material has to be there. Maybe you can find some at the dollar store.

Anonymous said...

Sorry but I'm just not seeing where Mrs. T called you out. Lot's of people call you out but you focused on her.

Anonymous said...

87 - Okay, I'll hold your hand and walk you through this one. I believe you could pinpoint it to the phrase, "die theresa shapardanis". Yes, it was her, she outed herself a bit later. It's not hard to entrap a bully - they're so eager to get the next punch in they stomp all over their own feet. Like a 16 year old male wanting to get laid - no self control. The fact that she wrote it at 11 am on a school day was what did it for me. Plenty of people call me out, as you say. Most can be ignored because what they write is just twaddle. For Typhus to make pseudo death threats when she's getting paid to teach grinds my gears. It's an indication of just how much she wanted to get nailed. Criminals often get tired of playing the game. After a while they just want someone bigger and smarter and nicer to come along and put them to bed. They want someone to take over, take charge of them. Typhus begged for it, I gave it to her. She tried asking Jesus but he moved to another galaxy after dealing with her shit. He said, Fuck this. The inquisitions were bad enough, now I've got this crazy bitch blowing my name all over the place. Jesus didn't come through, so I had to. Wasn't the first time, won't be the last. Why do you think they say God works in mysterious ways?

Anonymous said...

"Yes, it was her, she outed herself a bit later."

No she didn't you're delusional with a side of anger issues.

Anonymous said...

It's nice to carry on conversations with folks without that heifer and her "bash you over the head" faith. Thank you again...

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This says more about you than anyone else. That really is all in your head. I promise. You had a problem with her and you dreamed up a reason that validated your idea that her opinion was wrong. There is no truth in what you claim.

Anonymous said...

89 - Not too good with forensic linguistics, are you? Don't worry, I am. No one will call on you to solve anything - the pressure's off.

Anonymous said...

Hey Psycho, nobody is swayed by anything you spew. We all think you're a nutball and all the time you put into trying to show how educated, clever and above everyone else you are, only highlights your psychosis. But keep trying, I'm sure you'll convince yourself of your worth someday.

Anonymous said...

92 - I hope you felt some relief getting that out of your system. After all, that's what you do - get bored, call out anyone you can think of because you want to tussle with them, then try to belittle. Ho hum, it's all as old as the earth. Too bad it all falls on deaf ears. Why don't you and Typhus become pen pals. She is an EDUCATOR after all. I'm sure she can teach you a few things. Excuse me while I clutch my side and laugh my ass off for a while. It's actually shameful for me to swat the flying insect that you are, not fair.

Anonymous said...

No she didn't you're delusional with a side of anger issues.
April 11, 2014 at 1:42 PM

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I agree. Mrs T is a idiot but some how "die theresa shapardanis" doesn't sound like her style at all. For one thing die is spelled correctly. If she wrote it, it would have been dye. She's always doing that.

Anonymous said...

94 - It is very evident what Typhus's style is, and it was very definitely Typhus. There's no need to continue debating it. The facts speak for themselves. No one challenges anyone to call someone else's boss, there's no motive. And what you said just proves my own point. She spelled my name wrong - biggest clue out there. She consistently spelled my name wrong the same way over and over. But, like I said, she is an EDUCATOR. Oh, my side.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZer12uaRSg

What a freak, is she a Pea? (or Limpness?)

Anonymous said...

die theresa shapardanis, but before you die, bring me some coffee, go pick up my laundry and send my boss an email you psycho bitch!

Anonymous said...

Theresa you have no idea who told you to die. Could be any of the "good folks" here.

Anonymous said...

I'm so happy that Typhus is gone.... but I am sure she's here with her bitter ugly nasty fat ass.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3279486

Stay classy old pea new name, stay classy.

Anonymous said...

Theresa stalks the blogs and can't wait until her name is mentioned again. She's a freak (not in a good way lol).

Anonymous said...

Nobody cares, 93/95. Nobody cares.

Anonymous said...

Somehow this feels like a Vonnegut plotline: population boom equals food shortage. Solution? Synthesize food from human waste matter. Absurd yes, but Japanese scientists have actually discovered a way to create edible steaks from human feces.

Mitsuyuki Ikeda, a researcher from the Okayama Laboratory, has developed steaks based on proteins from human excrement. Tokyo Sewage approached the scientist because of an overabundance of sewage mud. They asked him to explore the possible uses of the sewage and Ikeda found that the mud contained a great deal of protein because of all the bacteria.

The researchers then extracted those proteins, combined them with a reaction enhancer and put it in an exploder which created the artificial steak. The “meat” is 63% proteins, 25% carbohydrates, 3% lipids and 9% minerals. The researchers color the poop meat red with food coloring and enhance the flavor with soy protein. Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef.

Inhabitat notes that “the meatpacking industry causes 18 percent of our greenhouse gas emissions, mostly due to the release of methane from animals.” Livestock also consume huge amounts of resources and space in efforts to feed ourselves as well as the controversy over cruelty to animals. Ikeda’s recycled poop burger would reduce waste and emissions, not to mention obliterating Dante’s circle for gluttons.

The scientists hope to price it the same as actual meat, but at the moment the excrement steaks are ten to twenty times the price they should be thanks to the cost of research. Professor Ikeda understands the psychological barriers that need to be surmounted knowing that your food is made from human feces. They hope that once the research is complete, people will be able to overlook that ugly detail in favor of perks like environmental responsibility, cost and the fact that the meat will have fewer calories.

Waste not; want not.

Anonymous said...

101Anonymous said... 101 Theresa stalks the blogs and can't wait until her name is mentioned again. She's a freak (not in a good way lol).

April 11, 2014 at 9:21 PM


Just like bananabitch.

Anonymous said...

Started a new blog.
http://newtwopeassmack.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

Why would anyone do that when there's already one associated with so much hate and death threats?

You're an idiot 105...

Anonymous said...

Soylent green!

Anonymous said...

Baaaaaaaaaaa...

Mary Sunshine said...

the new blog needs more of a hell fire and brimstone look with maybe some vampires and a few dead and half eaten bodies laying around. Not feeling the sunny meadows vibe. I cant smack while bunnies are romping in the sun through a field of green grass...but maybe its just me @-@

Anonymous said...

^^Fail.

Anonymous said...

All that drama from Pea-T-A-Mom and a photo that looks like her daughter just kind of dragged her hair back after a shower? Wow. Seems like neither of 'em should have bothered with the fuckin' 3 hour get-ready. She (daughter) looked OK though, just before any pearl clutchers get going.

Anonymous said...

http://newtwopeassmack.blogspot.com/2014/04/space-4122014.html#comment-form

Great now there's two boards with no activity. Two boards and both have flatlined.

Anonymous said...

die Theresa Sharpadanis die. you and all the rest of your kind.

Anonymous said...

79 Anonymous said... 79
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3275574

Are the peas so pathetic and lacking a life that they have to start a thread about a TV show that hasn't even aired yet?
March 5, 2014 at 11:10 AM


^^^Says the bitch who posts smack on a blog. Oh the delicious irony of it all. It is so funny that you don't get it or see it before you actually post these words. What an asshole!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3279642

Nicole! You fucking idiot! You just posted a screenshot with your name on a tab...

This ones a teacher? Reaaaaal fucking smart!!

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Anonymous said...

Melamin Hall, why bother you are obviously not smart enough to read what you post. I might be wrong but cleve is not a word nor an insult.
PS I am glad Typhus is gone!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3275574

Are the peas so pathetic and lacking a life that they have to start a thread about a TV show that hasn't even aired yet?
March 5, 2014 at 11:10 AM


^^^Says the bitch who posts smack on a blog. Oh the delicious irony of it all. It is so funny that you don't get it or see it before you actually post these words. What an asshole!

--- Holy crap! You posted about something that was mentioned over a month ago? You must be the OP in that thread. And there's no irony there.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3279642

Nicole! You fucking idiot! You just posted a screenshot with your name on a tab...

This ones a teacher? Reaaaaal fucking smart!!

She must read here because I saw the picture this morning, saw what you pointed out, and went back to see what else has been said and noticed the picture has been edited.

Anonymous said...

/gasp

During school hours?

/gasp

lol

Anonymous said...

This says more about you than anyone else. That really is all in your head. I promise. You had a problem with her and you dreamed up a reason that validated your idea that her opinion was wrong. There is no truth in what you claim.
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Yes, Karalyn, there is a lot of "truth" to that claim. Maybe not your "truth" but you did beat people over the head with your "faith". It cost you and it cost you big time. Your promises are as useless as your faith. How many people, on the main board, do you think might have been floundering in their faith, saw some of the hate you were spewing and maybe didn't answer the Lord's call? All that right-fighting...it got in the way of the Great Commission. That one poster you addressed is not the only one glad to see you gone. Calling you a "heifer" wasn't exactly nice, but what about you, and the words you have used over the years?

Anonymous said...

yack yack yack

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3279549

What is up with this op and why the focus on the name??

Anonymous said...

Moving over to the new blog, bunnies and all. Who's with me?

Anonymous said...

Just go why bother announcing it here? Seems like those "I'm taking a break" attention whiners at the bukkit.

Anonymous said...

119 Anonymous said... 119


She must read here because I saw the picture this morning, saw what you pointed out, and went back to see what else has been said and noticed the picture has been edited.

**********************

The dumbass way. Assume.
The Pea way. Take that assumption as gospel.

Anonymous said...

I don't want to miss any of the riveting conversation. Following 2 blogs is more trouble. It's all about convenience for me, you know. So everyone should move to the new blog for simplicity's sake. This one has been abandoned by Jane, and I'm hoping new Jane will be more attentive.

Anonymous said...

"saw some of the hate you were spewing and maybe didn't answer the Lord's call?"





I'm not Karalynn, but I did read her posts and she did not spew an ounce of hate or beat anyone over the head with her religion as you claim. Your hate for her has caused you to become delusional. Or maybe you already were, but that's delusion, pure and simple.

Anonymous said...

125 Anonymous said... 125

Just go why bother announcing it here? Seems like those "I'm taking a break" attention whiners at the bukkit.

******************

Because 124 is the new blog owner and is trying to get the few remaining participants of a dying blog to run over and be there to be witness to the new blog as it dies.

Anonymous said...

I'm not Karalynn, but I did read her posts and she did not spew an ounce of hate or beat anyone over the head with her religion as you claim. Your hate for her has caused you to become delusional. Or maybe you already were, but that's delusion, pure and simple.
**************************************************************************************
I believe the delusion is all yours.

Anonymous said...

Of course you do.

Anonymous said...

I'm Christian, and I was offended my the things mrst said on many of her threads.

Anonymous said...

peaname
PEAce of Cake

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Posted: 4/13/2014 7:35:18 PM
Could you lay with Moby until he falls asleep and then get up and finish your odds and ends?


+++++++++++++++

LOL Nice

Anonymous said...

132 Anonymous said... 132

I'm Christian, and I was offended my the things mrst said on many of her threads.

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Such as?

Anonymous said...

I'm Christian, and I was offended my the things mrst said on many of her threads.

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Such as?

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Jodster-quit being obtuse-you know them as same as the rest of us-too many to number. I know it breaks your heart and Karalynn's that people are not nashing their teeth and wringing their hands for Typhus to come back but that is just the way it goes. It's nice to see a kinder, more gentler board without her. Just get over it!!!


Anonymous said...

Not Jodster, but thanks for showing that you can't actually point out anything she has offended you with. Your delusion is now clouding your hate.

Anonymous said...

I'm 132, and I did not post 135. I don't hate anyone, I was just making an observation. Mrst was one of the people that got so caught up in being right she just couldn't see the bigger picture.

Anonymous said...

More likely, you got so caught up in her being wrong that you became delusional over it.

Anonymous said...

136, Jodster or Mrs. T, whichever one you are-tell me this? When did Karralynn ever practice Proverbs 15:1? A gentle answer turns away wrath, But a harsh word stirs up anger.

I'll wait....

Anonymous said...

Who are you talking to 138?

Anonymous said...

139 - A gentle answer doesn't always do the trick. Thick-headed evil people need a little more in the way of a kick in the pants. There is nothing wrong with anger when it is needed.

Anonymous said...

136, Jodster or Mrs. T, whichever one you are-tell me this? When did Karralynn ever practice Proverbs 15:1?

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I'm neither and I agree with 141.

Anonymous said...

124 here, not affiliated with the new blog in any way. I just like some new space every now and then.

Also, I thought Mrs. T was annoying and self-righteous. I was strictly an innocent bystander in that whole drama, but I don't miss her a bit.

Anonymous said...

I'm the new blog owner and I wanted a blog with new space - that's why I started it. When this blog started you asked Jane 1 to create new space at 200 posts. It's evident since we're now well over one month and 1300+ posts that Jane 1 has better things to do than keep up with this blog. I read here a couple of times a day. I have every intention of keeping up with the new blog.

Anonymous said...

beth is old Jane and she's sick. I'll stay.

Anonymous said...

That's what they all say. Jane got sick - who knows how sick, she didn't get into detail.

Thanks but not thanks ODreamer.

Anonymous said...

A Russian warplane made several close-range passes by an American warship in the Black Sea over the weekend, in what the Pentagon is calling a "provocative" move amid escalating tensions in the region.

The jet, a Russian Su-24, made numerous low-altitude passes on Saturday over the USS Donald Cook, a guided-missile Navy destroyer in the western Black Sea, the Pentagon confirmed.










According to officials, the jet made a total of 12 passes over the course of 90 minutes. It did not once respond to multiple contacts and warnings from the USS Donald Cook, despite the fact that the U.S. Navy ship was able to reach the cockpit directly.

The Pentagon says that the jet had no visible missiles attached to its wings and that the incident ended without any exchange of fire.

"This provocative and unprofessional Russian action is inconsistent with international protocols and previous agreements of a professional interaction between our militaries," Pentagon spokesman Col. Steve Warren said.

The low altitude of the jet varied at times from "virtual sea level to several thousand feet," Warren said. The jet did not "buzz" the Cook, but "flew too close," he said.

A second Russian Su-24 was in the area the entire time, but did not make any similarly provocative maneuvers.

The Pentagon says there has been no official communication with the Russians since the incident, and that a formal protest has not yet been filed.

Anonymous said...

A recent survey of 148 insurance brokers shows that ObamaCare is sending premiums rising at the fastest clip in decades.

"For the last, about, five years they've been doing this survey, so this was the largest percentage increase in any quarter since they've been doing (it)," says Scott Gottlieb of the American Enterprise Institute.










"But at 12 percent, 11 percent increase on average across all the states -- that puts it at the upper end of any increase we've seen for decades."

That is the national average in a survey done by Morgan Stanley. But in some states, it found rates are soaring.

"There are specific states with exorbitant increases," says Gottlieb. "Delaware had 100 percent increase, Florida had a 37 percent increase, Pennsylvania 28 percent increase, California had a 53 percent increase in their premiums."

Anonymous said...

I'm not Karalynn, but I did read her posts and she did not spew an ounce of hate or beat anyone over the head with her religion as you claim. Your hate for her has caused you to become delusional. Or maybe you already were, but that's delusion, pure and simple.

April 14, 2014 at 10:30 AM


coughbullshitcoughcough

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3279494

This is one of those peas who was so worried because they hadn't saved anything toward their children's college education... I'll never understand these people

Anonymous said...

to the person who posted about the knives in schools
BIG DIFFERENCE - no one died!!!
with guns, death is inevitable

Anonymous said...

yet

some are in icu still, do you know their situation? i don't...

Anonymous said...

You don't realize you can kill with a knife and you can survive being shot? Your argument doesn't hold water.

Anonymous said...



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Posted: 4/14/2014 2:04:42 PM
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Someone (on the side of the rancher) was telling me about this earlier today. My belief is that the owner of the land gets to dictate the terms of use, within lawful limits. If they govt. owns the land they should have the right to allow grazing or not.

Having said that, I don't really know how many generations of the Bundy family have used that same Federal land for grazing their cattle. Maybe it's the only way they can make a living. Nor do I know how much time they were given.

The father's attitude - "My son is a political prisoner" sounds like grandstanding.








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Posted: 4/14/2014 2:05:40 PM
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Having said that, I don't really know how many generations of the Bundy family have used that same Federal land for grazing their cattle.
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As many generations that go back 1870.



++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

The land used to be owned by the state which used the revenue, that he and his family always paid, to pay for education. Then Bill Clinton snagged it up and now it's federal land and the money does not go to the state/education system.

.just.stating.some.facts.yo.
lol

Anonymous said...

Why state them here? Why wouldn't you state them on the thread?

Anonymous said...

Why ask questions on a blog where people state opinions and facts?

No one owes you any answer...

Take your bitchiness back to the bucket.

Anonymous said...

The land used to be owned by the state which used the revenue, that he and his family always paid, to pay for education. Then Bill Clinton snagged it up and now it's federal land and the money does not go to the state/education system.

.just.stating.some.facts.yo.
lol
April 14, 2014 at 8:41 PM

The land used to be owned by the state which used the revenue, that he and his family always paid, to pay for education. Then Bill Clinton snagged it up and now it's federal land and the money does not go to the state/education system.

.just.stating.some.facts.yo.
lol
April 14, 2014 at 8:41 PM

The land used to be owned by the state which used the revenue, that he and his family always paid, to pay for education. Then Bill Clinton snagged it up and now it's federal land and the money does not go to the state/education system.

.just.stating.some.facts.yo.
lol
April 14, 2014 at 8:41 PM

Anonymous said...

156 - It was a simple question. No bitchiness intended.

Anonymous said...

The land used to be owned by the state which used the revenue, that he and his family always paid, to pay for education. Then Bill Clinton snagged it up and now it's federal land and the money does not go to the state/education system.

.just.stating.some.facts.yo.
lol
April 14, 2014 at 8:41 PM

The land used to be owned by the state which used the revenue, that he and his family always paid, to pay for education. Then Bill Clinton snagged it up and now it's federal land and the money does not go to the state/education system.

.just.stating.some.facts.yo.
lol
April 14, 2014 at 8:41 PM

The land used to be owned by the state which used the revenue, that he and his family always paid, to pay for education. Then Bill Clinton snagged it up and now it's federal land and the money does not go to the state/education system.

.just.stating.some.facts.yo.
lol
April 14, 2014 at 8:41 PM

Anonymous said...

156 Anonymous said... 156

Why ask questions on a blog where people state opinions and facts?

No one owes you any answer...

+1000000000000000000000

Anonymous said...

People also ask questions here. Get a grip.

Anonymous said...

Uh, 160 is 156. It's too bizarre to be more than one person thinking that way. We ask questions here all the time.

Anonymous said...

"Get a grip."

Bwhahahahahaha

You're so bent out of shape over someone not answering your question? No one owes you anything. Your question was stupid anyway.

It's like talking to Ella and Dorkangle at the same time...

Anonymous said...

You don't realize you can kill with a knife and you can survive being shot? Your argument doesn't hold water.
---
your statement is stupid. you do realize peanuts can kill people too?
when recording the statistics of an event you do not record 'possibles' and 'maybe' as your statement suggests.

the argument stands strong - statistically a knife wielding lunatic vs gun wielding lunatic results in less deaths

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3279708

She's an idiot, the deadline is midnight of the 15th.


I swear...SMH

Anonymous said...

Oh FFS 163. Get help.

Anonymous said...

And 163, don't think it went unnoticed that you're also 164. You're a moron. It's hard to miss.

Anonymous said...

167 Anonymous said... 167

And 163, don't think it went unnoticed that you're also 164. You're a moron. It's hard to miss.
April 15, 2014 at 12:12 AM

You'd be wrong. You're stupid though and THAT isn't hard to miss.

You're still bent out of shape, I'm so sorry you can't easily come to terms with things you don't understand.

Anonymous said...

Deny all you want, I'm not wrong. AND you're maddiesmum. No mistaking that crazy.

Anonymous said...

Sorry Dawn, not playing along with you tonight. Go to bed after you take your meds of course.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/user_profile/262248/

I wonder why she changed her name. She used to be Karmatir. I liked her blog - it's not linked now though.

Freak peas (lima) callin'/emailin' peoples bosses probably made her rethink that one.

Anonymous said...

@164 tell that to the parents of 5 college kids stabbed to death in Calgary Alberta this morning. Statistics are good until you are one of them.

Anonymous said...

Time for some knife control regulations.

Anonymous said...

http://piecesofmyearth.com/
Link for 171, she doesn't seem to blog much these days though.

Anonymous said...

Thanks 174.

Anonymous said...

I thought Shevy's husband's head was a picture of the blood moon, at first glance. LOL

Anonymous said...

Which peas do you like and which ones do you dislike? Why? I'm curious to see how many people have in common. Of course, I'm assuming that anyone's still reading this blog.

Anonymous said...

I'll bite. No one likes anyone anymore. Everyone is hostile and angry. There are no good peas left. Just your average inbred Arkansas idiot.

Anonymous said...

http://ashleycalder.blogspot.ca/

this video could have been taken by MrsT. Kid crying in the background while Biochem yammers on about wooden dots. While I know that selecting just the right wooden dot is difficult and careful planning is required when choosing and placing that perfect little gem on Biochem's beautifully crafted layouts, CPS wont think so when your kid falls off the couch and splits it's little pea head open.

Anonymous said...

I truly hope 179 isn't Limanut.

Anonymous said...

lol at crazyupnorths "call out" of yubon...then she gets called out multiple times! Do any other adult women seriously use LOLPIMP???? I know what it means, but who the heck talks like that??!?!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3279879

Anonymous said...

nice try but no, Bio. If it had been me, it wouldn't have been stoopid.

Anonymous said...

Will this space just go on forever?
Will it end at a certain number?
Will Jane ever come back?
Does it matter?
Is Jane alive and kicking?
Has everyone left?
Will the new blog take off?
Or will it die a quick death?
Do you know where the new blog is?
Does it matter?
Jane are you there?
What ever happened to Kendra?
Is she with Jane?
Hello?

Anonymous said...

Other blog:
http://newtwopeassmack.blogspot.com/2014/04/space-4122014.html?showComment=1397684166405#c771406845031756495

Anonymous said...

182 Anonymous said... 182

nice try but no, Bio. If it had been me, it wouldn't have been stoopid.
April 16, 2014 at 2:26 PM

If you're Lima, you are completely fucking stupid. Bio did not write that. You dumb bitch...

Anonymous said...

Yes Lima is completely fucking stupid . You must be new.

Anonymous said...

186 Anonymous said... 186

Yes Lima is completely fucking stupid . You must be new.
April 16, 2014 at 4:47 PM

You must not be able to read, it said "you are completely fucking stupid".

Yep - this place is fucked.

Anonymous said...

The number of Americans who say they've had important personal information stolen online – such as their social security number, credit card or bank account information -- is on the rise, according to a new Pew Research Center report.

In the survey, conducted in January, 18 percent of online adults said they have had personal information stolen. That's up from 11 percent in a July 2013 Pew survey. The report was released Monday.










The 50-64 age group reported the largest increase in stolen data, with 20 percent saying they had personal information stolen, up from 11 percent last year. The 18-29 age group reported the second largest increase, from 7 percent last year to 15 percent this year.

The number of adults who had an online account compromised or taken over without their permission — such as email or social media — remained flat at 21 percent.

The survey was done after news broke of Target Corp.'s massive pre-Christmas data breach, but well before last week's discovery of the "Heartbleed" bug, which has caused widespread worry across the Internet.

The Target breach resulted in the theft of 40 million debit and credit card numbers, along with the personal information of up to 70 million people. The cost of replacing potentially stolen debit and credit cards has already reached into the tens of millions of dollars.

Other companies including Neiman Marcus and Michael's subsequently reported their own smaller data breaches.

It remains unclear whether hackers have been able to exploit Heartbleed, which went undetected for more than two years, to steal personal information. The bug is caused by a flaw in OpenSSL software, which is used on the Internet to provide security for both websites and networking devices such as routers, switchers and firewalls.

The Heartbleed bug is estimated to have affected 66 percent of active sites on the Internet, according to the Pew Research Center.

Anonymous said...

"I'll bite. No one likes anyone anymore. Everyone is hostile and angry. There are no good peas left. Just your average inbred Arkansas idiot."

That pretty much sums it up! There are a few that I think are more obnoxious than others. Volt is probably first on my list. She's the authority on every fucking subject. It's no big surprise that she's been divorced forever.

Lucy is another know-it-all. Beth Anne too. I feel terrible for her and the struggle she's had, but having cancer isn't a blank check for being a snarky bitch. I used to not mind 2peas faithful, now I don't even open a thread if I see that it was started by her. How many seasons can she go through in life, and how many journey's can she go on with her "on the spectrum" kid?

Anonymous said...

"Beth Anne too. I feel terrible for her and the struggle she's had, but having cancer isn't a blank check for being a snarky bitch."


But snark is so much fun.

Anonymous said...

How many of you are sticking with this board or checking the new board too?

Kendra said...

I've been checking both and both are dead. So is the bucket.

Anonymous said...

"But snark is so much fun."

I stand corrected...I gotta agree, snark usually is fun.

Anonymous said...

Yep, I'm done here.

Anonymous said...

Mrs T and a few of her friends leave and both the bukkit and the smack blog die. Looks pretty clear as to who kept them in a permanent state of angst.

Anonymous said...

angst? LMAO

There were plenty of others. There will always be something to pick up the blog for a day or so.

We've had:

Beadhound
Mrs T
Libis
Fern
Lanass(Lanus)
Limpass

the list goes on...

the drama goes on...

Mrs T WISHES she had friends follow her departure...

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3279950

Spread sheet anyone?

First response asked OP what SHE does and she only came back with more questions...

Funny most posted during normal business hours too...(maybe they all have the day off?) lol

Anonymous said...

That's a little paranoid, 197. Sounds to me like shes just interested in job choices.

Anonymous said...

agree with 197! I couldn't give a shit less why that OP wanted to know. There are too many wackos at the bucket that will use that info on a spreadsheet or to find out where they work, stalk the time of day they post and then call their boss. Am I right Theresa Shapardsass?

Anonymous said...

198 Anonymous said... 198

That's a little paranoid, 197. Sounds to me like shes just interested in job choices.
April 17, 2014 at 10:43 AM

It's paranoid to point out that people are still just giving out random information abou tthemselves without care after what happened to MrsT? That's paranoid?

I don't think I'll be sharing that info at the bucket. Go right ahead though.

Anonymous said...

At this point, I think we can say it's official that Jane has abandoned us.

Anonymous said...

Jane isn't the only that abandoned ship.

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