Monday, January 17, 2011

Double Standard.

My nieghbor yelled at my unleashed dog who got on his property! What a prick!

If *this* had been *anyone* other than *kikinichole* posting *this* thread, she *would* have had her *20yearold* *ass* handed to *her*

Especially by Burning Feather, who has taken up the torch to defend *kiki*.

SMH.

78 comments:

Anonymous said...

I said something like that earlier and was called number 10 good luck with this jane doe. ps love the no books look.

Anonymous said...

Like the plain background :) And so effin' true about kikidykehole. Anyone else and she would totally be all over their ass about leash laws and follwing.the.rules.at.ALL.times.

And what's SMH stand for?

Anonymous said...

shaking my head

Anonymous said...

Hey Blog Owner, would you consider numbering the posts in the comments so it is easier to quote someone or find where you last left off?

Thanks!

Jane Doe said...

Yeah, I'm working on it, but apparently it's an html trick, and I'm still trying to figure it out.

Anonymous said...

Who is that gamerbabe bitch? On this thread: http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3060478&pg=1 where people are posting about being insulted. The insults hurled at her are "you're so articulate" your children are so well behaved" Up yourself much?

On the other hand I couldn't believe it when someone said to me "I can't believe you are a member of Mensa, I thought all supermodels were meant to be dumb? and that you are still a size zero even after having 3 incredibly stunning children with the brightest blue eyes I've ever seen, but it's so rude for them to keep helping that old lady across the street when I am trying to admire their beauty "
The NERVE of those strangers speaking to me like that!!

Anonymous said...

You know, since she's been back, I can't for the life of me figure out why I ever thought Lanus was funny.

She tries way too hard.

Anonymous said...

Lanus is funny and infinitely more articulate than half the peas.

Anonymous said...

Lanus is sometimes funny but trying to hard, like writermom.

Anonymous said...

How much do you want to bet Mommy can't deal with her little pumpkin having an STD

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3060636

Anonymous said...

Ugh... BFF asked to borrow money ($500+)from me for an unexpected expense. Normally I would say yes but her husband just made a major purchase and is within the return period ($1,500) it is something he has been wanting and is in love with, but I think he should return it to provide for his family, but when I said that my friend said he shouldn't have to return it. What do you think?

Anonymous said...

Friend's DH should have to return that item. NO WAY in hell would I ask to borrow money from a friend when my DH went and bought a 1.5K toy!

Anonymous said...

Friend doesn't want to tell her hubby to return the item. The money used for the toy was a bonus and friend doesn't think a bonus check should go for bills etc. Reminded me of Libis...money is money. If you can't cover the basics you don't buy extras. I am hoping that she won't mention it again.

Anonymous said...

Hey perhaps I should refer her to 2peas... they'll help her out.

Anonymous said...

Maybe she hasn't told hubby about the *unexpected* $500 expense and doesn't want to.

I wouldn't give her the money, either. Unless you're absolutely certain she'll pay you back promptly.

Anonymous said...

Kiki is a bitch. Why is she above the dog rules?

Anonymous said...

Your friend is trying to make her problem ($$ and communication with her husband) your problem. Say no, and be done with it.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3060793

1 I can't see a teacher requiring a student to use a cell phone for an assignment, I live in a fairly well off area and even here not every kid has a cell phone.

2 Not even the greenest newest teacher would use fucked up, just won't happen.

hattaway is full of shit

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3060833

BAHAHAHAHA! AnnaBella calls Batya a bitch, over and over again.

Anonymous said...

Annabella's showing her ass on that thread.

Anonymous said...

Friend's hubby knows about the unexpected expenses. Today it was his car that ended up being towed to the shop. He is fully aware of the $ problem, but not that she asked me for the money.

As for the one who said they would only loan it if it were repaid quickly... I am still waiting for the $2,000 I loaned her 5+ years ago. Before anyone thinks I am crazy, I never expected to see the $ again when I gave it to her. She keeps telling me she hasn't forgotten and will pay me back. If she does, it will be a pleasent surprise.

Anonymous said...

Silverdolphin is a complete and utter whack-job. Did you read what she posted on the Pregnant and 16 thread?

She actually said she was 16 when she had her child and that it was PLANNED. She started TRYING at 15.

I think she's a troll. Trying to hard to hit all the PeaHotTopics.

Anonymous said...

Here's my entertaining pick for you tonite ladies. Enjoy! Goodnite and god bless!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhMepzqJvIw&feature=player_embedded#!

Anonymous said...

Batya is missing a human chip. I remember how shocked everyone was when they first saw a pic of her. Everyone thought she was an old lady. I did too!

Anonymous said...

"My first impulse is "improve." Everyday, I want to do a little better than I did the day before. Be more mindful of things, more polite, more patient, more organized. And if I just improve little by little, I will be in a better place than I am right now. Everyone has room for improvement and I have plenty." ~Batya

Anonymous said...

All the swagbucks and buy you amazon gc with my link are annoying. When did NSBR become such a beggers group.

Anonymous said...

I know. Reminds me of an online version of the SNL Oprah FREE stuff episode.
Ripping each others arms off, blood spurting out.

'Give me my free fucking gift card!!!'

Anonymous said...

Mrs. Tyler: All kinds of offensive and superior on this thread. I am scared there are people like her around. And she's a teacher. Barf.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3060968&pg=2

Anonymous said...

Mrs. Typhus is consistently offensive. And ITA that it's pretty horrifying that she's a teacher.

Anonymous said...

Mrs. Typhus lives in Michelle Bachmann's district and loves her. Enough said.

Anonymous said...

look at pennyring on the wedding cake thread. Oh my cake was much much more expensive than the figure you mentioned....., and on and on. she is such a one-upper. but she has zero social skills. she's just oblivious about how weird she is. and that explains why she thinks guys are falling down on the sidewalk because of her hotness...she's seriously just dumb and clueless. reminds me of an old classmate of mine...thought she was really smart, pretty, popular, etc. but she was just the class joke. just the weirdo. pennyring is being condescending to the OP who is about to give her cousin a freaking thousand dollar, very generous gift. instead of phrasing her post differently pennyring makes it all about her having the BEST CAKE.

Anonymous said...

To 8:53 pm, no offense, truly, but seriously, a LOT of teenagers get pregnant on purpose. I work in H.S. Guidance and believe me when I say that MOST of the pregnant girls did it on purpose.
They want to keep the guy. They want a baby because it's cute and they can buy cute little outfits. They'll get tons of attention. They will get unconditional love from the baby. They do it because it's just the cool thing to do in their circle. I could go on and on. They don't think PAST the cuteness of the baby stage or realize the attention fades, the friends fizzle out, the guy moves on, the money runs out.
I swear there would be a lot less teen pregnancy in this country if the awareness groups would seriously address the "on purpose" pregnancies. Everyone assumes it's things like the teens being uneducated about protection or sex. That's a very small percentage of them.

Anonymous said...

8:53 - sorry, meant to add...I don't know silverdolphin and you might be right that she's a troll. I didn't even see her post or what her story is. Just saying that a huge percentage of teen pregnancies are NOT "oops!" babies.

Anonymous said...

I am so glad they are wondering where putabuttoninit is - BLECH.

You know she's coming back to the pod now.

Anonymous said...

9:15,

I get your point, I really do. I am sure it happens ALL.THE.TIME. It makes me so sad for these girls.

In the OP's defense, did you read what Silverdolphin wrote? It was fucked up.

I would bet that these young women who have gotten pregnant, by mistake or not, would at least recognize that it is ridiculous to think like they did. You know, when they grow up and look BACK.

Go read Silverdolphin's response(s). There was sooooooooo much more posted than just that snippet about trying to get pregnant at 15. Way more.

Anonymous said...

I guess the new scrapbook store is a go...libis posted on her blog that they are looking at moving this summer.

"This meme comes at an interesting time for me; we're looking at moving this summer, from the first house we ever bought, from where we've been for the last six years. I can get pretty misty thinking about it, about leaving this house and never coming back."

Anonymous said...

"Just saying that a huge percentage of teen pregnancies are NOT "oops!" babies"

Are you fucking serious? They are all "oops" babies. The vast majority of young women who bare them came from broken and/or fucked up families. I didn't have "the talk" with my mom but I freaking knew a pregnancy would put a pretty big damper on my life. Doesn't take much intelligence to figure that one out.

Anonymous said...

Okay bitches... we know what we have to do. KeriWest has come begging for votes for her over-processed daughter. Just like we did when that peas husband was up for husband of the year we must go vote for anyone but MarissaD. I threw my votes to the girl in the cowboys hoodie.

http://www.txweddings.com/contest/2533

Anonymous said...

I voted for another girl who was much prettier, and much more natural.

Anonymous said...

Fran K. is the most beautiful, and she has about two hundred votes.

Anonymous said...

KeriWest's dd is too blonde, too orange and too raccoon looking.

Anonymous said...

How old is MarissaD???? Dayum, she looks like she's over 30. I guess all that processing takes a toll.

Anonymous said...

Yep, when you fake bake all the time, it makes your skin all wrinkly and leathery looking and causes premature wrinkles....the girl ought to put Botox on her wedding registry

Anonymous said...

Her mom is just as tan. Tanning is a family tradition.

Anonymous said...

I think Keri's daughter is around 25. She definitely looks like she was rode hard and put away wet. No problem though, I am sure she knows the phone # of Keri's plastic surgeon.

Anonymous said...

WEll then maybe they can have a Botox Bridal shower! Lol!

Anonymous said...

MarissaD has more than 700 votes, the closest one to her has around 300. The peas are going to vote MarissaD as the winner.

Anonymous said...

Help a Peatch out (that's pea-bitch)...who recently tried to post anon but left lots of identifying details in the post, 11.5 years married, fighting w/dh about how to announce pregnancy & now they're separating or some such? It's driving me crazy, I can almost remember who it is. Lots of people in the thread said they knew but no one will spill it.

Anonymous said...

I voted for Fran K too. I was disappointed to see Keri's daughter pass her up. Keri's daughter just looks so contrived. The stereotypical version of "hot" but she's trying way too hard. She would actually be a pretty girl if she didn't put that much effort into looking cheap.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I want to know who that pea is too. Peas kept saying she was giving too many clues about who she was. I remember reading the post about how to tell, but I can't remember who posted it.

Anonymous said...

Anyone have any connections at another blog where you could ask for votes for Fran K and see if we can get her to pass Keri's daughter? A guy's club - car, fishing, anything?

Anonymous said...

I'm doing what I can. You can vote each time you go to the site, so I throw support to Fran K.

Anonymous said...

I voted for Colleen H and Frank K, they are both naturally GORGEOUS.

Marissa looks like a HO.

Anonymous said...

I hate when peas post trying to get votes to rig online contests. I never vote for the pea who does the begging.

I agree. Keri's daughter looks like a cheap ho. I bet she wears Ed Hardy shirts and has a tacky ass hummer like her mom.

Anonymous said...

Lauren must be really fat.

Anonymous said...

Why...because she had weight loss surgery? People who aren't THAT fat have that procedure all the time. Call her lazy or whatever you will but she'll be healthier for it.

Anonymous said...

I'll say it again. angela1422 is just a bitch.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3061539

This girl has some issues. Check out her profile pics - not to be an ass, but she has admitted herself that she has issues with comprehension and remembering.

Would it KILL angela to not be such a cunt for one damn day?

Anonymous said...

I hate when peas rig contests like that too. It makes it seem like a huge popularity contest instead of who deserves to win. When peas get involved it is always a huge margin from 1st to 2nd. It is more "who has more friends."

Anonymous said...

Personally, I would die of embarrassment if my mom thought I had so little chance of winning a contest on my own, she solicited votes from a bunch of fat house rags.

Anonymous said...

You have a point there 9:07

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Lauren is really fat. She wants to lose 120 pounds. I estimate her before weight to be at least 260-270. 120 pounds would put her at 140 which is about an average weight.

Angela is certainly a cunt. a fat, pissed off cunt.

Anonymous said...

keri has also posted on facebook to get votes for her daughter. sorry but there are others in the contest that are way better than her dried up, orange, racooned eyed texas twat.

Anonymous said...

There is a reason Keri's daughter's photo was black & white. Yuck. She looks like one of those leather bitches on jersey shore.

Anonymous said...

11:01 you are a complete idiot if you believe that. I'm embarrassed for you.

Anonymous said...

marissa was hot in her cheerleading photos, she's too done-up in that picture she submitted. but, she'll prob win. in texas they go for that look, not the truly beautiful look. it's a texas bride magazine, not a national one. big big difference lol

Anonymous said...

The photo isn't just b/w, but you'll notice it's been blown out on the light parts. This is a common trick to disguise aging, heavy wrinkles, spots, etc.

Marissa's really only in her 20's?

Anonymous said...

Why...because she had weight loss surgery? People who aren't THAT fat have that procedure all the time. Call her lazy or whatever you will but she'll be healthier for it.
-----------------
Touched a nerve, eh?

She might get thin, but she will still be a thundercunt.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3061586

This thread may get interesting. Freebird is one I love to hate.
Is she divorced? Or do they just have 2 homes? And why do the posters have comprehension problems.

Anonymous said...

Personally, I have grown to love Freebird. Especially since she got rid of her constipated looking avatar photo. I think she is cute and no nonsense.

Anonymous said...

I think the bus situation is a bit crazy. I agree with a poster who said the student should not have two bus stops.

Anonymous said...

I've read a lot of FreeBird's posts and enjoy most of them. But I think she's totally in the wrong here.

A) I don't get parents that are too lazy to get up with their kids in the morning, doesn't matter how old the kid is. 16 year olds forget homework, miss busses and need parenting, too. Shit happens. Gawd forbid Freebird's kid interrupt her beauty sleep.

B) I wonder why BF's kid didn't feel comfortable enough to wake her ass up when the bus was obviously late. Maybe he knows it's a huge deal for her to get up and be a mother at that hour, or maybe BF's husband is always as good with the kid as he was when he realized the bus hadn't picked him up?

I think there are a lot of issues here that BF didn't realize she'd put out there with his post.

I'm less interested in he bus driver than in the sad family dynamic this reveals.

Anonymous said...

ok, ok, ok, wait a minute.

Freebird said the son was at Dad's. I take that to mean she is divorced from the Dad. I mean she does refer to him as hubby, but maybe they are friendly.
I think she said about not getting up with son as a sort of head's up comment and then goes on to say, neither does Dad.

I too feel bad concerning the family dynamics. Lonely, fending for yourself when getting ready for school. It is an opportunity to have a conversation. You never know, it may be the last.

Anonymous said...

Having weight loss surgery does not always mean people lose weight. If Lauren keeps shoveling cookies into her face like before the surgery she will stay fat.
The surgery is not a cure for lack of self control or lack of responsibility.

Anonymous said...

No, Freebird said her son shuttles back and forth between her and his dad. Freebird is remarried to a different man. She said that she doesn't wake up with her son, and neither does her HUSBAND. The husband is the boy's stepfather.

Anonymous said...

Ok I got it. When she threw in the two different bus stops, shuttling back and forth between two homes, it got confusing. Why she found that part necessary...

Anonymous said...

2:34, your reading comprehension isn't the best.

The kid was at his mom and stepfather's house. Neither Freebird nor her husband (mean stepdad) can be bothered to get up wih the kid in he morning. Apparently, 16 year olds don't need parents or breakfast before school.

Freebird would rather bitch at the school and bus driver than get off her ass and drive the kid herself (she sat around and watched her son cry while her husband made him late). Why is she blaming the bus driver and her husband, both of whom have less responsibility to the boy than she?

I feel bad for the boy. There is a reason he didn't feel comfortable enough to knock on their door and ask for a ride.

Anonymous said...

3:04 go suck it, even people on the thread are confused.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3061742

She speaks in such a weird way.

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