The one who is the biggest bitch?
The one that acts like she knows everything, but knows nothing?
The one who needs the stick surgically removed from her asshole?
The one who is livid about everything?
The one who is the biggest narcissist?
The one you wish would just go away?
Who are your votes?
106 comments:
Biggest Bitch: Lauren
Knows everythign: Camicar
Needs stick removal: Mrs. Tyler
Livid pea: MKM
Narcissist: Pennyring
Go away: Skybar
L'Urine is the Queen Cunt of them all. But Mrs. Typhus is frantically trying vying for her crown.
MKM = biggest whiner and jelly spine.
Miss Jen = Biggest Two Face. Never trust her. So many new Peas buy into her fakery.
The one who is the biggest bitch? LAUREN
The one that acts like she knows everything, but knows nothing? MOST OF THE PEAS
The one who needs the stick surgically removed from her asshole? RAINDANCER
The one who is livid about everything? MKM
The one who is the biggest narcissist? PENNYRING, JRENEA AKA 5 FINGER
The one you wish would just go away? MS MARIAH and i hope she takes her faggot Thorn Birds siggie with her.
Can someone please explain why Jrenae is 5finger???
Does that mean she has a five head??
LOL @ MsMariah's lame Thornbirds sig. She probably stalks poor Richard Chamberlain day and night, thinking she can cure his gay.
Peas who will likely pull a Jared Loughner: Skybar or Lynlam. Or both.
I thought richard chamberlain was DEAD!! didn't he die from aids
Jill is a 5 finger because of that alien forehead of hers. Bitch looks 45 but she is in her early 30's. yikes
I picture Skybar like John Nash in A Beautiful Mind, surrounded by papers, connecting hidden dots and meanings in periodicals and then rushing over to the pod to share her "findings".
She probably thinks Glen Beck talks to her.
She is so delusional.
Holy shit, you all can knock Miss Jen's unborn child yet MaryMary's kid's names are off limits?
You are some FUCKED UP broads. And I'm as big a bitch as anyone!
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FYI nobody was knocking Miss Jen's child we were knocking Miss Jen. I believe the consensus was how blessed the child is to NOT have her genes.
Pennyring and MsMariah on that professor thread. Those two are really two of a kind.
#12 link?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3062321
Professor thread. MsMariah is just so kewl.
Number 11, go back to the last post and reread comment number 78. If that's not bashing a baby, please explain to me what is. Calling the kid GAY before he's even born is rotten. I'm no Miss Jen supporter, but for Christ sake, some people need to think about how they would feel if they read that about their kid. Kids are OFF LIMITS here, as always, no?
Mock Mr. Jen and his gay porn, awesome! Mock the innocent kid, not so awesome.
OMG, Pennyring is such a tool. She thinks she is hilarious, but alas, she is mistaken.
Why did she have to come back?!
KIDS ARE OFF LIMITS.
Calling a kid gay is not cool.
No addresses either, or phone numbers, or anything else that will get the blog deleted.
K, thx. :)
#15 I am not the one that called baby snowflake gay, but I think you are missing the gist of that comment. Miss Jen is so anti-gay that I believe it was meant not as an insult but rather a wouldn't it be ironic. Oh and by the way, not everyone thinks being gay is the end of the world.
To add to my above post... if either of my children came out as being gay it would not matter to me one bit. My wants for them are to be happy, productive citizens who care about others. Whether they are straight, gay, or bi wouldn't make me think any less of them and my husband is in total agreement.
#19, ITA.
Clearly she meant "gay" as a derogatory term, and talking about anyone's children in a derogatory way is uncool.
#20 I agree with you. Kids are off limits, but I am getting a totally different vibe from that comment.
#78 said
"I would hate to see what happens if the snowflake is gay. Poor little gay Matthew in the frozen snowflake closet. God help him."
She/he said she would hate to see what happens IF the snowflake is gay. It was a dig at Miss Jen who would make the kid so afraid of being who he is that he would be hiding in the closet just like his gay porn loving daddy.
The one who is the biggest bitch? Lauren
The one that acts like she knows everything, but knows nothing? Wenchie
The one who needs the stick surgically removed from her asshole? Mrs Tyler
The one who is livid about everything? MKM
The one who is the biggest narcissist? Pennyring
The one you wish would just go away--KikiNicole
WTF? Did the peas buy shares in a coconut plantation?
What I meant is that I would feel horrible for any gay kid born to Evangelical parents because they are so fucked up in their view of homosexuality. Being gay is not the fucked up part. The fucked up part is any parent who will tell her own child he's going to hell for being born the way he is. The fact that you think saying her kid is gay is an insult is also pretty fucked up.
"The fact that you think saying her kid is gay is an insult is also pretty fucked up."
I couldn't agree more. Gay is not an insult to open minded individuals. You guys are acting like she wished Miss Jen's son would be born with an extra appendage.
Goddamn. What is so hard about not slamming kids in any way, shape or form. Who cares how exactly it was phrased, we all know what was meant by it.
Just don't fucking comment about kids! Period!
Get a grip. No one was slamming any kids or babies. I love babies more than anything. I hope baby Matthew is healthy and cute and sweet. Everything anyone said here was about Miss Jen and her DH and you know it. Just because a baby was mentioned in the banter doesn't mean people were talking nasty about a little innocent baby. I would never say anything bad about a baby. Everything said was people joking about Miss Jen or her DH, period. Take the stick out.
Glad we got that straightened out. :)
Who gave *kiki* the address to this place?
I am thrilled for Miss Jen and her hubby. They get a child and they aren't passing along their genes. Sounds perfect to me!
boring day at the pod.
pennyring and Kas both think they're the shit.
kelpea makes me crazy. She is one I would love to see get knocked off her pedestal.
That Steph rebel son not washing dishes threads pretty interesting, Flastatenolefan is nuts and the kind of parent that I love to see get theirs when their kids hit the teen years.
http://replay.waybackmachine.org/20040809034153/http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=list&forum_id=15&days=7&pg=1
I love perusing old 2peas posts at the WayBack Machine. Some things never change!
Does anyone remember AngelKriC? Isn't she the pea who's DH was stealing thousands in Scrapbook supplies or something?!
I remember it hitting the pod, but it was practically left alone...kinda like the whole Fibis thing.
Is I Xyron-ron-ron still around?
angelKriC is still around. Yes, I remember her getting a pass just like libis. Read on libis' blog that she frequents a photo board. Wish we knew which one so we could warn them.
I think Rainbow Crapper admitted to be Xyron-ron-derpa-derp.
well that makes total sense that rainbow crapper was xyron
I laughed at "-derpa-derp" I thought we were the only family who said that.
LOL. It's a family staple here too.
why does the chick with the football helmet (flastatenole or something?) have to have the opposite opinion on every.single.topic.
she never has the same opinion as the majority. never.
the chances of that happening, with someone's true opinions, is a zillion to one. that tells me that she's just blabbering on in support of the opposing viewpoint but not truly writing how she feels.
so it's basically lying. if she was writing how she truly feels all the time, chances are that once in a while her feelings would be in the majority.
#42, I think a lot of peas do that.
Just look at that thread by "confuzzled" you know that 99% of the peas would have a bitch fest or freak out if their DH spent the night with one of their woman friends, but they're all claiming they'd have NO problem with it whatsoever.
Yeah, right.
I was thinking the same thing, 42. If you try to predict which way she'll go based on her previous opinions you'll be wrong. She just likes being contrary.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3062735
Interesting, library girl (what is her name?) calls herself a writer yet calls her aunt, her dad's sister.
Funny thread, and Batshitcrazya makes it all about her (*surprise*).
Interesting, library girl (what is her name?) calls herself a writer yet calls her aunt, her dad's sister.
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What the hell does that have to do with being a writer? You are really reaching.
Is it just me or has Yubon been missing for a while? There have been several posts that
I was sure she would attact and she was a no show
"DH and I both consider the greatest gift we have ever given one another to be our purity on our wedding night." says Treelover on this thread
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3062973&pg=1
Gah she gets on my last fucking nerve.
She said on another thread that she routinely gets hate mail. I can only begin to imagine. @@
What the hell does that have to do with being a writer? You are really reaching.
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well, obviously she's not that much of a writer if basic nouns elude her.
The one who is the biggest bitch? I'm going against the pack here with Angela1422 whatever. She is a raving cunt.
The one that acts like she knows everything, but knows nothing? CamiCar
The one who needs the stick surgically removed from her asshole? Flstateidiot
The one who is livid about everything? MKM
The one who is the biggest narcissist? Pennyring
The one you wish would just go away-- Pennyring
Great I see gimme candys getting divorced. Hope she doesn't turn into MKM or tracywhatever.
I swear if I had the problems those ladies have I wouldn't be spreading all over the net.
So many messed up marriages in the pod.
I think treelover is vying for biggest bitch
I wish the fucking Duggars would go away. They're obsessed over so much that they're practically Peas by proxy.
Does anyone else try to figure out who the anon. posters are? On confuzzled's thread there is another anon who's husband cheated w/her best friend. She said she's been an active pea for 9 years. Any guesses?
there are not that many peas who've been around for 9 years.
Who could it be?
Also, what about the thread by confuzzled? Any guesses on who that is? Married but no kids, woman works and travels a lot.
Hmmm.
Sometimes I cannot believe the shit that goes down in some of these marriages.
I did not realize how freakin' homely Miss Jen and Mr Jen are. That baby is really cute though.
I made Burning Feathers beef. Blech. Never again.
Treelover was probably so ugly and such a bitch she couldn't give away her purity. Her DH is probably a social retard and the only one that wanted her. Couple of sad old virgins.
She posted a picture of herself once, and she looks like a lumberjack. She always brags about keeping her figure, yadda yadda, but she isn't anything to brag aboot.
LOL! She's a lumberjack and it's ok. (cue music)
Good luck to the Jen's new baby! Poor poor thing!
LOL! She's a lumberjack and it's ok. (cue music)
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any blog bitch that makes a MP reference is a blog bitch of mine!
I feel really mean posting this but Miss Jen and her husband are two of the ugliest people I've ever had the displeasure of viewing. They look like siblings! Like those religious nuts say God had a plan and it was for those two to NEVAH procreate.
The Jen's baby is adorable! Not being blood related to those freaks is the best thing that could have happened to their kid. It's bad enough that he will be raised by such close-minded people.
Treelover is just an idiot. I just roll my eyes and consider everything she posts as total BS.
She's the type of person who brags about her mansion while sitting in the trailer park. LOL.
Most people who brag as much as she does on the INTERNET are completely full of it.
Now this:
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3063198
WTF is wrong with this nut? How many medications and medical issues can one family have? I think she is a poster child for Munchhausen's.
I feel really mean posting this but Miss Jen and her husband are two of the ugliest people I've ever had the displeasure of viewing. They look like siblings! Like those religious nuts say God had a plan and it was for those two to NEVAH procreate.
ITA. That was just...unsettling to view. Cute baby, though!
67 without looking I gonna say it is IPG.
Now off to look!BRB
I'm back, and I was right. That chick has munchausen, no doubt about it.
Lauren is always top of that list. Such a hypocritical bitch. But lately the pea that drives me the craziest is flstatefan (or whatever the hell her name is).
And she's only on the photo board anymore, but Molly C is a know it all.
Molly C is one of the biggest know-it-all bitches at the bucket. I am often shocked at the way she "speaks" to others.
I made Burning Feathers beef. Blech. Never again.
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Really? I'm no BF fan but I did really like the beef. What was wrong with it?
What is the deal with that beef? It's a roast that you sprinkle onion soup mix on right? I agree with somebody else who asked exactly how that makes it Italian.
Then again, this may be a huge new cooking skill that peas don't know how to make something as basic as a roast. The pea husbands are probably thrilled it's not crockpot chicken drowning in cream cheese and mushroom soup and calling it a meal.
I think the Basil makes it "Italian"
Haute Cuisine right there. LOL! I haven't tried it, is it any good?
Just seems like pot roast in a crockpot to me. My mom has been using Onion soup like that for years. I think the peas just like to kiss BF's large ass.
wow what crawled into compwallas panties and died, bitchy for no reason other then the poster has been registered for awhile but doesn't have a lot of posts.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=306349
No offense but I wish Meat's blog was still going. Fucking Emily Jones and her giant whiny ass! If it wasn't for her going nuts over everyone giving her shit about Joe, that blog would still be around.
Yeah EJ really chaps my hide. I miss meatblog too. I see her starting to creep back into the pod on an occasional post.
I've noticed that too, 77. Now that the fuss has died down she's popping up again.
75. That link doesn't work. Did someone yank the thread?
Emilyjones is a total turd.
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he one who is the biggest bitch? L'Urine, hands down
The one that acts like she knows everything, but knows nothing? TreeLover, GrinningCat, CamiCar
The one who needs the stick surgically removed from her asshole? Mrs. Typhus, KikiBitchHole, flstnolefan, MissJen
The one who is livid about everything? Angela1422, lynlam, L'Urine,
The one who is the biggest narcissist? KikiBitchHole, MKM, TracySFL, pennyring, KAS, emilyjones
The one you wish would just go away? KikiBitchHole, L'Urine, fistingnole, cycworker,
The one with the most tinfoil in their hat? Skybar
The one most likely to go on a tri-state killing spree? Skybar, Lynlam, rainbowcrapper,
I think Rainbow changed her meds or something. She was gone for awhile, and since she came back, she's been practically NICE. Pleasant. Like other Peas, almost.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3063517
OMG, KeriWest is getting the eyeliner tattoo thing done! Yikes, this never looks good, only freakish. Michael Jackson had this done, along with Leif Garrett.
Can anyone decipher or give the cliff notes of what the hell Edgy Coolness was trying to say on the confuzzled thread?
This blog has potential.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3063495
IDK if this link will work but it was the thread by zemea called you know what reallllly chaps my hide.
This is what compwalla contributed:
wow. It is interesting how random this post is. I find it remarkable that someone who has been registered since 2001 and has less than 900 posts finds NSBR the special community with whom to share your hide-chapping. I mean that in the most special way. Like, it's neat you thought of us first. No kidding about that. And it's impressive that no one else has yet replied "wow" to this thread despite the giant juicy double dog dare you gave us.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3063516
I used to think Lauren was Capt K now I'm not so sure, either that or shes talking to herself.
THat is a bizarre response from Compwalla. What did that girl ever do to her?
#86, no no no! Lauren is number10!
Lauren is number10, no question.
And doesn't anyone really think Lauren has anyone on ignore?
Lauren is definitely number2/10
CaptainK is a very bizarre troll, but I can't decide which old pea he/she/it is.
L'Urine doesn't really have anyone on ignore. She loves the drama and pushing people's buttons.
BTW, Edgy Coolness is totally CaptainK.
Edgy has been MIA since CaptainK arrived on the scene, and lately they're both around at the same time. It's only a matter of time before Edgy forgets she's logged in as CaptainK and outs herself.
Zema has been a pea for 9 years. I bet she is the anon on the confuzzled thread.
KeriW and the tattoo eyeliner... I bet that is what her daughter has... classy... real classy.
Keri is probably getting her tats done at the local Asian nail salon. You know, the one that she gets her talons filled at every week. Classy broad, lemme tell ya.
who the F is zema? i've been there forever and don't know a zema. link?
i don't think captain k is edgy coolness. different personalities. plus, edgy coolness is insane if her post on that cheating thread is any indication.
And ftr in case you're here Edgy Coolness, anyone that is even a little bit edgy or cool would never have a user id of Edgy Coolness. How embarrassing.
What has Keri's daughter done to the peas. Don't hold it against her because she has a high falautin mammy.
Jesus = Love
Compwalla's Flying Spaghetti Monster = acid indigestion
Yeah Gimme Candy is going to be another MKM.
You know, the more I think about it, the more I think CaptainK is Bead.
Why Is Capt K so worried about fat Lauren anyway? Let her stay fat, who cares? She was right, it was her 'knowing' all the right things to do that made her fat in the first place.
She won't lose all of her weight, she doesn't have the right attitude, she's already making protein drinks that taste like chocolate bars. That's just step 1, step 2 will be back to eating the actual chocolate bars.
Good call 101 I bet your right. Can't believe what dipshit beadhound was over that whole cop thing.
who the F is zema? i've been there forever and don't know a zema. link?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=306349
It's gotta be the anon who'd dh cheated with her bff.
CaptainK has conservative political beliefs and Beadhound is pretty liberal, though Christian. At least, that's how they've presented themselves in the past. But I think I could buy into CaptK = Bead. Did K show up around the same time Bead made such a public fool of herself?
I wish Lauren would eat shit and die. Hate that fatass bitch!!
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