Wednesday, November 9, 2011

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Anonymous said...

Phyrst...

Anonymous said...

twouche

Anonymous said...

tres

Anonymous said...

FFS

Anonymous said...

MotherJackOff give it a fucking rest.

NO.ONE.CARES.

Anonymous said...

Motherofjackoffs, yes you are coming off as a braggart. Who gives a flying fuck about your challenges with the public school system not teaching your kids at the proper level. Put them in private school if you feel that they won't get a good education. You can't afford it? Then ask your fucking genius children how you can make some money so they can go. Hell, they can do math at age 2, so they should be able to figure out a budget for your household.

Anonymous said...

I didn't realize pennyring was married to an 8 year old.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3130134

Anonymous said...

People care enough to keep responding but not enough to read what I actually said. Sort of like 2peas with all the pretend nice washed out. I love this place. :)

Anonymous said...

#8-please refer to post #5

NO.ONE.CARES.

Anonymous said...

And yet you still keep responding to me.

Anonymous said...

why is anyone even talking about motherofjackals?

So not worth the time.

Anonymous said...

Oh come on lots of things to dish on me about. Too many kids, I live in a trailer, don't work, can't spell, I'm fat, I'm Mormon...the list is endless really.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3129190
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What the fuck is it with Kelpea? First she is whining and wanting sympathy about her kid in the bin but in her next breath she is bragging on ChoppedLiver's thread about how damn busy she is driving her snowflakes around town for sports.

Her daughter is on THREE fucking cheer squads? No wonder her son is a fucked up mess, the woman is probably never around to discipline him or even pay attention to him. She is too busy living thru her daughter.

That bitch really pisses me the hell off.

Puhlease said...

Anonymous said... 6 Motherofjackoffs, yes you are coming off as a braggart. Who gives a flying fuck about your challenges with the public school system not teaching your kids at the proper level. Put them in private school if you feel that they won't get a good education. You can't afford it? Then ask your fucking genius children how you can make some money so they can go. Hell, they can do math at age 2, so they should be able to figure out a budget for your household.

November 9, 2011 9:49 AM

8888888888888

Get a television show and exploit them! Yeah, that's the ticket!

Anonymous said...

Get a television show and exploit them! Yeah, that's the ticket!
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Don't you know being the good mother that I am I don't let my kids watch TV.

Anonymous said...

You don't have to watch TV to be on TV, I wonder how smart your kids really are.

Anonymous said...

#7 - I laughed when I saw pennyring's gifts. WTF? My DH would throw that shit in the trash.

Anonymous said...

Her daughter is on THREE fucking cheer squads? No wonder her son is a fucked up mess, the woman is probably never around to discipline him or even pay attention to him. She is too busy living thru her daughter.
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If Kelpea weren't so self and cheer absorbed, she would put two and two together re: her poor crazy kid.

Sad. Poor crazy boy. And poor cheerleading girl-what's Kelpea going to do when the daughter ages out of the cheer shit?

Classic crazy stage mother. They need lock Kelpea up.

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure who's more blind and stupid- muellertime with her rabid, foaming defense of teh Duggars or pookiethebear with the batshit crazy defense of paterno and penn state.

Anonymous said...

#7 - I laughed when I saw pennyring's gifts. WTF? My DH would throw that shit in the trash.
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I know, right? WTF kind of man would want Disney video games and PeeWee's playhouse videos? Not to mention the Kermie cell phone cover and cartoon wall print.

One of those things, I could see a fun, whimsical kind of thing, but all that shit is just disturbingly strange.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, well, anyone who would hook up with someone like pennyring IS going to be quite the weirdo. Or simple and "child-like." Or a sick fuck.

Take your pick.

Anonymous said...

Sine by the 8Th grade, I was required to do the fallowing my self.

pay 50% of all house hold bill
by all of my own food.
by all of my own clothing
pay for all school expenses. (IE high school was to expensive for me to attend)
I was also required to have at least 3 month worth of bill money save. This was be for i was a Freshmen. I was not at age to get a work permit. I did everything I could to get the money I need.

I end of being treat like this due to my older brother messing up in school and in life. so my mom figured if I had to hold my own from a young age I would not end up on drugs or getting in to trouble.

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shuld hve spent mor time in skul.

wtf is this bullshit about?

Anonymous said...

That has to be from Dark Angel.

Anonymous said...

Oh bullshit if no way a kid could pay half the household bills, buy all her own clothes and food and have 3 months worth of bill money saved. Most adults don't have that, perfect peas are the exception of course.

Anonymous said...

Muellertime and Pookie should have a cage match. The winner would then face Judgey McJudgerson, aka BF, for the final round.

Anonymous said...

That has to be from Dark Angel.
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Oh you know it.
That person is either seriously psychotic or a straight up troll.

I never can figure out which.

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking psychotic off her meds troll.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3130153

Must not be cooking the Magikal Beouf today.

Anonymous said...

You're a day late to that party 28

Anonymous said...

#20 - I know, right? WTF kind of man would want Disney video games and PeeWee's playhouse videos? Not to mention the Kermie cell phone cover and cartoon wall print.

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A homosexual one.

Or a pedophile.

Or both.

Take your pick.

Anonymous said...

#20 - I know, right? WTF kind of man would want Disney video games and PeeWee's playhouse videos? Not to mention the Kermie cell phone cover and cartoon wall print.

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A homosexual one.

Or a pedophile.

Or both.

Take your pick.

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After reading some of the responses, it seems most of the peas are married to giant pussies. Coffee makers? End tables? Skin care set?
Seriously?

Anonymous said...

ha don't insult the gays that way.

or the pussies.

Anonymous said...

Was newlywoods one of the wailing, gnashing infertiles? I am confused as to why every.fuckin.thing with her pregnancy is a big, hairy deal and a reason for a huge announcement at the bukkit.

Anonymous said...

ha don't insult the gays that way.

or the pussies.
November 9, 2011 12:31 PM

No kidding! :P A gay man would have way more taste than to marry someone as disturbingly strange as pennyring. Even if he desperately needed a cover.

That kind of sick and sad is ALL HETERO!

Anonymous said...

Heh. The only thing sicker and sadder are the crazy fundies and right-wingers.

Anonymous said...

Enough of the quilt threads already. What a bunch of loosers.

Anonymous said...

"What a bunch of loosers."

LMAO - you LOOSER!!!!

Anonymous said...

cycworker needs a high five. in the face. with a chair.

Anonymous said...

38-push her out of her wheelchair and Bob's your uncle.

Anonymous said...

Did you forget their disney proposal? Click the links on the left for more of *teh disturbingz*.

http://weddings.theknot.com/pwp/pwp2/view/MemberPage.aspx?coupleid=101070002507264&pid=10134643

Anonymous said...

http://weddings.theknot.com/pwp/pwp2/view/MemberPage.aspx?coupleid=101070002507264&pid=10134643
^^^^
gross

he's also fugly and extremely weird looking. Just perfect for pennyring.

Anonymous said...

38-push her out of her wheelchair and Bob's your uncle.
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*thumbs up*

Anonymous said...

pennything was engaged for 13 years? nothing wrong with a long engagement, but that just seems . . . extreme.

Anonymous said...

Half the US population is married and divorce within 13 years.

Anonymous said...

Was newlywoods one of the wailing, gnashing infertiles? I am confused as to why every.fuckin.thing with her pregnancy is a big, hairy deal and a reason for a huge announcement at the bukkit.
November 9, 2011 12:33 PM

I've often wondered the same thing when she posts multiple threads with pics of her kid. Cute baby pitures every once in a while are one thing. Contstant attention-whoring threads ala MissJenn are kind of off-putting.

Anonymous said...

Half the US population is married and divorce within 13 years.
November 9, 2011 2:26 PM

And I'll bet pennyringding's DH wishes he was one of them ;)

Anonymous said...

45-that stupid cake she posted looked totally barf worthy. Some people turn ANYTHING into an attention whoring event. Self absorbed much?

Anonymous said...

I don't think Pennyring's boyfriend "wanted" to marry her. It was kind of weird how she always posted that she wasn't married and she didn't want to be married. Then all of a sudden, she was married...probably finally wore the retard down enough and bought him enough boxes of Twinkies and Underoos that he said yes.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3130292

Speaking of attention whoring. What a lame PVM to let everyone know how "perfect" she is, so perfect that it's a problem! Help her, everyone!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 33 Was newlywoods one of the wailing, gnashing infertiles? I am confused as to why every.fuckin.thing with her pregnancy is a big, hairy deal and a reason for a huge announcement at the bukkit.

November 9, 2011 12:33 PM

are those supposed to be sperm on top? ick

Anonymous said...

are those supposed to be sperm on top? ick
November 9, 2011 3:12 PM

Sadly, that seems completely plausible for someone like her.

Anonymous said...

the only perfect about stacyangel is that she's a perfect twunt.

Anonymous said...

So many peas are idiots.

Baby Jesus weeps.

Anonymous said...

Ugly kid picture alert! jrenee is at it again showing off what she thinks are cute kids! Note there are no pictures of her. she knows they are ugly because of her.

Anonymous said...

Found this today about "the Peas" and had to laugh:

There is a random scrapbooking community that calls themselves "the Peas" and I have seen a few posts there, mostly about how she refuses to buckle her kids in when they are in the car, or how she is always posting pictures of them on their sailboat without life jackets that sort of thing.

I probably shouldn't have called it snark, because it's not as…sharp? quick? well read? (I'm trying not to be a bitch about it but it's not as intelligent) as here, but it's def. ripping on her for her empty headed way of thinking.

http://getoffmyinternets.net/gomi-forum/lifestyle-bloggers/will-i-get-kicked-off-the-internet-if-i-bitch-about-cjane/page-2/

Anonymous said...

54 what the hell is wrong with you?

Anonymous said...

55: I do agree with the political and religious xcomments from that link regarding the NieNie blog. I'm the same religion as NieNie and I want to puke at her delivery and the way she presents her opinion. Yuck. The lifejacket stuff was overreactive from some peas. They were taking official pictures, not sailing. And the seatbelt thing? I can't see where there would be no seatbelt in that picture.

Anonymous said...

56: Stating the truth about people that we do here on here all the time. Duh!

Anonymous said...

55: Who refuses to buckle her kids in?

Anonymous said...

Quilter police and speller police are the smae morans. What does it take to eradcate the quilt threads from NSBR. Hate them. Ugly crap.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 54 Ugly kid picture alert! jrenee is at it again showing off what she thinks are cute kids! Note there are no pictures of her. she knows they are ugly because of her.

November 9, 2011 3:58 PM

WTF~

58, Duh! Kids *are* off limits here!

Anonymous said...

61 - I love how you bitches make up rules as you go along. It's ok to malign people and call them twats, cunts, fucktards, but you can't say that about their spawns? Please. Fucktards breed fucktards.

Anonymous said...

God, I'm sick of the bukkit influx.

We don't make up rules as we go along, 62, you dumb cunt. We have always said that kid bashing is not allowed. You're a miserable person.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 62 61 - I love how you bitches make up rules as you go along. It's ok to malign people and call them twats, cunts, fucktards, but you can't say that about their spawns? Please. Fucktards breed fucktards.

November 9, 2011 4:17 PM

You're a fucking idiot. Jane made the blog, Jane made the rules. It's always been a *blog rule* so leave the kids out of it.

I hope Jane deletes your stupid remark.

Anonymous said...

Well 62, kids are not discussed her, period. They can't help who spawned them, dumbass. /eyeroll

Anonymous said...

62, take your ass back to the bukkit.

Anonymous said...

62, you are beyond twunty. Fuck off.

Anonymous said...

The only rules I've seen here are "call people names" and "say mean things". You can say kids are off limits, but on a blog where maligning people is the idea (it IS the "smack blog" after all), I find it hypocritical that you get your panties in a bunch when kids are insulted. The people you insult are someone's kids. Who cares if they're adults now. And kids now are adults later. Get it? It's the "Two Peas Smack Blog" not the "Two Peas Grown-Up Smack Blog."

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3130400

Why is the Wench slapping Bergdorf? Is she one of her slappy people or is this something new?

Anonymous said...

GO AWAY #68. If you can't follow the few fucking rules there are, then start your own fucking blog and have no rules.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3130400

Why is the Wench slapping Bergdorf? Is she one of her slappy people or is this something new?

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slappy people? what are you yammmering on about?

bergdorf is an idiot

Anonymous said...

HA! I have to agree with 68. The hypocrisy here is incredible. It's also funny how you guys get so upset about it while being so horrible to other people.

Anonymous said...

The only rules I've seen here are "call people names" and "say mean things". You can say kids are off limits, but on a blog where maligning people is the idea (it IS the "smack blog" after all), I find it hypocritical that you get your panties in a bunch when kids are insulted. The people you insult are someone's kids. Who cares if they're adults now. And kids now are adults later. Get it? It's the "Two Peas Smack Blog" not the "Two Peas Grown-Up Smack Blog."
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Lauren - it that you here on the blog???

Anonymous said...

69=bergduhh blonde

Anonymous said...

54/68 = Yeasty breasts and sulfur.

Anonymous said...

Thinking the same thing, 73/75. L'Urine will never understand why it's not ok to rip on a kid.

Anonymous said...

No hypocrisy #72. The peas are all responsible for their behavior, no matter how dumb they are being. The pea kids are innocent, until they get their own ID and start posting themselves (ie AN). Making fun of a child for his/her looks is just low and cunty.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 72 HA! I have to agree with 68. The hypocrisy here is incredible. It's also funny how you guys get so upset about it while being so horrible to other people.

November 9, 2011 5:21 PM

I have to agree, that you are also a fucking idiot.

"so horrible to other people"... yeah, it's downright fucking horrible. Someone smacked ya huh?

Anonymous said...

Scrapwench, shut the fuck up about the kids. We all know it is YOU that has such a hard on for kid smacking. Your girls are probably complete head cases, so you really have no room to talk.

I mean, sweet buttery Jeebus, you take your daughter's hump partner on vacation with you and you actually considered giving her liposuction for her fat thighs. You are a complete idiot. Go take some more vicodin cocktails and SHUT UP.

Anonymous said...

The only rules I've seen here are "call people names" and "say mean things". You can say kids are off limits, but on a blog where maligning people is the idea (it IS the "smack blog" after all), I find it hypocritical that you get your panties in a bunch when kids are insulted. The people you insult are someone's kids. Who cares if they're adults now. And kids now are adults later. Get it? It's the "Two Peas Smack Blog" not the "Two Peas Grown-Up Smack Blog."
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ITA if you can call peas fat and ugly instead of just sticking to their character, why can't we call their kids ugly as well? People say nasty hurtful things about peas on this blog. What difference would it make if you talk about their kids?

Anonymous said...

54/68 = Yeasty breasts and sulfur.
November 9, 2011 5:21 PM

Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!

Anonymous said...

79, nice try blaming her. Her kids *WERE* bashed on the blog a few years ago. It was quite ugly and I highly doubt she would do that.

80, you're a twat and I guess if you have kids, they are too? (how's that feel fuckwad?)

Anonymous said...

The PEAS are not innocents when it comes to calling people fat and making fun of their looks.

This blog is no better or worse than the peas themselves.

Anonymous said...

Smacking on kids is wrong.

Abusing kids is wrong.

But then, I wouldn't expect a twunt to understand that.

Anonymous said...

I love that handslappy peas come here to give moral lectures.

So deliciously stupid and pointless.

And hard to believe that even a pea could be stupid enough to overlook that kind of hypocrisy.

Anonymous said...

Smacking on kids is wrong.
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Sorry don't see it different than calling a pea stupid, ugly or fat.

Anonymous said...

Really 86? Maybe you need to take a long hard look at yourself. I pity you.

Anonymous said...

61 - I love how you bitches make up rules as you go along. It's ok to malign people and call them twats, cunts, fucktards, but you can't say that about their spawns? Please. Fucktards breed fucktards.

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L'Urine? That you?

Anonymous said...

L'Urine's just jealous that Paterno and the Duggars are getting more attention from the peas than she is.

She WILL NOT be ignored!!!!!11!!

Anonymous said...

Really 86? Maybe you need to take a long hard look at yourself. I pity you.
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You should pity every single person on here that picks apart people's characters and puts them down. I find it humorous that you have rules in talking smack.

Anonymous said...

You should pity every single person on here that picks apart people's characters and puts them down. I find it humorous that you have rules in talking smack.

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This made me laugh.

Anonymous said...

MOJ, please go back to the bukkit.

Regular blog bitches, stop feeding the trolls. If we ignore them, they will go away.

Anonymous said...

You should pity every single person on here that picks apart people's characters and puts them down.
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"people's characters"??? Really? Can my character be Underdog??

Anonymous said...

I think the kid smacker is Rainbow Scrapper.

Anonymous said...

AnnaDUMBbella needs to STFU and go paint her nails or something.

Anonymous said...

Was newlywoods one of the wailing, gnashing infertiles? I am confused as to why every.fuckin.thing with her pregnancy is a big, hairy deal and a reason for a huge announcement at the bukkit.
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Yes, WHY does she feel the need to subject everyone to every boring detail of her pregnancies, and every inane picture of her kid?

Not to mention the inexplicable compulsion to post pictures of the evidence of her truly awful culinary and decorating skills?

Anonymous said...

she didn't make the sperm cake

Anonymous said...

I think the kid smacker is Rainbow Scrapper.

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Thinking the exact same thing. The whining sounds like her. Like L'Urine, she's a professional victim. And it's absolutely something she would do.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 86 Smacking on kids is wrong.
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Sorry don't see it different than calling a pea stupid, ugly or fat.

November 9, 2011 6:26 PM

That's because you are stupid, ugly and fat. Oh I forgot to add that you are a complete fucking "moran".

Anonymous said...

Not to mention the inexplicable compulsion to post pictures of the evidence of her truly awful culinary and decorating skills?
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Did you even read the post? They found out the sex of the baby the same time all the people at the shower did...by cutting the cake that a bakery made. Now, I do agree, if it was a professional bakery they did a really crappy job. But, if you are going to make fun of her, at least get the details right.

Anonymous said...

Can't be Rainbow Scrapper, kid smacker didn't write kidlet.

Anonymous said...

100, 97 already summed it up..

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Anonymous said...

Wasn't there when I posted #102. Forgot to refresh...

Anonymous said...

I love when you guys accuse an anon poster of being someone they're not!!!! You guys think you are so smart.

And I agree too about the double standard. If you're going to be a smack blog, anything can be smacked. To get a tizzy about kids being smacked is hypocrisy at its finest!

Anonymous said...

92 - Trolls? On a Smack blog? If all the trolls go away, no one will be posting.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't matter a fucking bit who made the butt-ugly sperm cake.

newlywoods is a fat, ugly attention whore and her LOOK AT ME AND MY SPAWN threads are beyond old.

She needed to STFU a long time ago.

She and her crotch maggots are no more special or attention worthy than anyone else.

Anonymous said...

Someone give 105 two cents, I think that's what she's looking for on her opinion.

Anonymous said...

Good God, bye, I'll be back tomorrow when the crazies are gone.

Anonymous said...

109, you are the crazy, thanks for leaving!

Anonymous said...

To get a tizzy about kids being smacked is hypocrisy at its finest!

November 9, 2011 7:44 PM


Will people stop fucking using this stupid phrase, that something is something "at its finest"??? It got really really old like the first 10 bazillion times. Try and come up with something a bit more creative for a fucking change.

Anonymous said...

105, what's this "you guys" shit? One person does not speak for everyone, dipshit.

Anonymous said...

And I agree too about the double standard. If you're going to be a smack blog, anything can be smacked. To get a tizzy about kids being smacked is hypocrisy at its finest!
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ITA Thank you!

Look at 107, a pretty low post and low class while we're at it.

Anonymous said...

"No one will convince me that the Creator of this entire Universe would be stopped by use of birth control!"
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When I read shit like this it reaffirms for me that many Christians are honestly mentally ill. And they get to vote.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3130447

Anonymous said...

When I read shit like this it reaffirms for me that many Christians are honestly mentally ill. And they get to vote.
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Anonymous said...

Look at 107, a pretty low post and low class while we're at it.
November 9, 2011 8:23 PM

No more low class than many of the pea threads bashing people's looks, clothes, etc.

Go back to the bukkit if you can't handle the lack of sugar coating.

Anonymous said...

109 -- the blog will be taken down tomorrow? That's the only way the crazies (i.e. hypocrites, haters, smackers, bashers, etc) will be gone. At least from here. They'll go do their thing somewhere else.

Anonymous said...

That pea with chickens in sweatshirts and shit is just strange.

Anonymous said...

When I read shit like this it reaffirms for me that many Christians are honestly mentally ill. And they get to vote.
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Yep.

Anonymous said...

Scrapwench, shut the fuck up about the kids. We all know it is YOU that has such a hard on for kid smacking. Your girls are probably complete head cases, so you really have no room to talk.

I mean, sweet buttery Jeebus, you take your daughter's hump partner on vacation with you and you actually considered giving her liposuction for her fat thighs. You are a complete idiot. Go take some more vicodin cocktails and SHUT UP.

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Well, that was kind of random. Did she smack you 79?
I checked the bukkit and she hasn't really been on much for several days, expect to handslap bergdorf(the idiot).

Anonymous said...

We all know it is YOU that has such a hard on for kid smacking
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I do not know that. How do you know that?

L'Urine? is that you?

Anonymous said...

fuck me expect should be except

Anonymous said...

Is it kid bashing if you just complain about how often the idiot peamom post pictures of them? You could be talking about something off the wall like Diet Snapple and jrenae will post 10 pictures of her kids.

Anonymous said...

I love when you guys accuse an anon poster of being someone they're not!!!! You guys think you are so smart.


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Hmmmm, I smell yeasty udders and hear the roar of a buick. Add some kid-hating and it's obv.

Anonymous said...

MOVING ON

Does anybody else find this incredibly rich coming from Kelpea?

"I prefer to share mommy experiences with people/friends face to face. I don't care what a perfect blogger mom has to say/share/pitch. Yuck."

Yet she has no problem sharing her sons health issues all over the internet.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3130501

Anonymous said...

Kelpea is stupid.

Anonymous said...

Yep, 125. I caught that too. Sad for her son. I would be sad for her, except that she seems eager just to get on with her life without him....and the obsession with cheering......and the fact that it's just not cool to post about your kid in a mental facility online.

Anonymous said...

Pudgy rocks. Some people here doubted her when she mentioned her trip before going. I think she did the right thing since they've always been avid hikers.

Screw the people who doubted her (in case you're still here).

Anonymous said...

hi pudgy!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3130542

Pudgy couldn't leave the toddler at home? I don't get moms like that. Paying $1000 for a plane ticket for a child you have to carry and won't remember the trip.

Anonymous said...

That pea with chickens in sweatshirts and shit is just strange.

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Who keeps farm animals in the house?
ew

Anonymous said...

I'm going with 130 doesn't sound like a great family trip.

Anonymous said...

Pudgy couldn't leave the toddler at home? I don't get moms like that. Paying $1000 for a plane ticket for a child you have to carry and won't remember the trip.
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If they are an active family including the kids right from the start is the best way to go.

Anonymous said...

Who keeps farm animals in the house?
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People who keep them more as pets and as a hobby rather than for profit.

Anonymous said...

If they are an active family including the kids right from the start is the best way to go.

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Agreed 100% We have had some awesome family vacations with our kids...they all started young. Of course, we also parent our children, so they are well behaved, which helps immensely. If we were fighting bad behavior it would not be near as enjoyable.

Anonymous said...

I'm going with 130 doesn't sound like a great family trip.
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That's right families can only go places like Disney.

Anonymous said...

A Disney vacation with a young child would be a nightmare for me...but hiking for two weeks with a young child? It could be a great family trip.

Anonymous said...

hiking and actually interacting with a child sounds much more enjoyable than schlepping a kid to Disney, throwing them on rides and cramming them full of processed foods.

i'd lay big money that pudgy's kid will grow up much more pleasant and well adjusted than the peas who take multiple disney trips per year.

Anonymous said...

Pudgy couldn't leave the toddler at home? I don't get moms like that. Paying $1000 for a plane ticket for a child you have to carry and won't remember the trip.
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How is that any worse than paying $1000 or more to transport a kid to some "family" place like DW where you'll have to carry the kid or push it around in a stroller and the kid won't remember the trip?

Anonymous said...

130 and 132 must be regular peas...only they would consider a trip where you actually have to interact with a child to be a nightmare. It's way easier to just plop them into a monster stroller and just push them around.

Anonymous said...

Who keeps farm animals in the house?
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People who keep them more as pets and as a hobby rather than for profit.
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So can you train them not to crap on the floor?
I mean I hate to be picky but having an animal in the house that can't be trained not to crap on the floor is kind of yucky.

Anonymous said...

Peas can't win. If Pudgy had left her kid at home, then people would be saying she was selfish or something like that. Hiking isn't my idea of a vacation, but looks like they had fun.

Anonymous said...

hiking and actually interacting with a child sounds much more enjoyable than schlepping a kid to Disney, throwing them on rides and cramming them full of processed foods.

i'd lay big money that pudgy's kid will grow up much more pleasant and well adjusted than the peas who take multiple disney trips per year.

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Totally agree. For us, Disney was a one-time thing, BTDT. I'd much rather my kids experience the real world than some fake Disney la-la land.

I didn't raise my girls to think they were diva Princesses, either.

Anonymous said...

"she didn't make the sperm cake"

I didn't even look at the blue frosting because all I kept thinking was "She paid a bakery to make a cake decorated with monster size sperm???????"

Not exactly appealing.

Anonymous said...

Were there even any pics showing the top of the cake? I thought it looked like poorly made balloons.

Anonymous said...

a new high in LOW-CLASS:

sperm cake

and bonus points to newlywoods for having the ultra low class to make a braggy post with pics of said sperm cake at teh bukkit.

Anonymous said...

Refer to post 50 asking if it was sperm. Now it's just being called "the sperm cake" lol, who cares if it's "supposed" to be balloons LOL

Anonymous said...

It's like a game of telephone.

Anonymous said...

Rah rah rah my kid is more autistic than yours.

Anonymous said...

magz really is just an incessant whiner. Why the fuck would any rational person be insulted if people knew their "crafty" ideas came from pinterest?

If only magz had a lifetime supply of cheese.

Anonymous said...

Totally agree. For us, Disney was a one-time thing, BTDT. I'd much rather my kids experience the real world than some fake Disney la-la land.
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I've been to Disney 3 times in 40yrs. I can't imagine going every year. It just isn't that great.

Anonymous said...

Can someone post link to sperm cake please?

Anonymous said...

So can you train them not to crap on the floor?
I mean I hate to be picky but having an animal in the house that can't be trained not to crap on the floor is kind of yucky.
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In some cases yes you can train them. Some people make diapers for them to wear. Others just make sure they stay in a easy to clean area. When you keep livestock you should ideally have an area just for them that works in all weather. But sometimes you bring the lambs in or have chicks in the kitchen to save the investment or because your heart is soft. Saving a life trumps the temporary mess.

Anonymous said...

I do not understand why some people take photos of their kids and their hair is all messy.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3130312&pg=2

Ugly sperm cake and she BTT'd her thread! OMG! That made me laugh!

Anonymous said...

The kitchen at our recently purchased mountain cabin. Why do you ask?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3130563

bwaaaahaaaahaaaaa

Anonymous said...

child of grace = fuckknob extraordinaire

i'm betting her mountain cabin is about as klassy as austyn's.

*shudder*

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3130586

Why do people feel the need to share this shit?

Go tell your girlfriends.

Anonymous said...

FFS - "Hey, everyone, in 5 months I'm going to try and conceive while I'm on holiday - how GREAT is that?"

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3130586

yeah, great. Thanks for that useless information and who the fuck are you anyways?

Anonymous said...

FYI me and my DH plan to have sex sometime this week. Oh and I'm going to go the bathroom right now. I think I'm just going to pee but if I have to poop I'm make sure to check with you guys as to how many squares I should use.@@

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3130586

Why do people feel the need to share this shit?

Go tell your girlfriends.
November 10, 2011 11:25 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

No kidding.

Given her condescending BS on the PennState threads, it's probably very safe to say she doesn't have many girlfriends.

Unless you count the "friends" that went to the same college she did @@

Anonymous said...

Hey guyz

I'm going to get my vag slayed tonight by my huzband and I hope he cums on my face, just not in my eye. Cool, huh? Wish us luck!

Anonymous said...

Whoo-Hoo, I just had an afternoon fucking with DH. Just thought you would all like to know!

Anonymous said...

OMG Jill. Enough already!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3130609

Anonymous said...

i'm going to give my dh a blow job tonight. Isn't that exciting??!!11

Anonymous said...

Ew.

You're actually going to put your mouth on his peepee?

So gross.

Do you at least put a sheet in between you two with a hole cut out?

Anonymous said...

I hate the way KikiNichole capitalizes almost every word in her titles except for a few.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget the chap-stick

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3130312&pg=2

Ugly sperm cake and she BTT'd her thread! OMG! That made me laugh!
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what kind of ego does it take to not only post it in the first place, but then when you feel enough people haven't seen it, btt a thread like that?
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The kitchen at our recently purchased mountain cabin. Why do you ask?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3130563

bwaaaahaaaahaaaaa
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go buttercup pea and daanibee. I'm LMAO


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The kitchen at our recently purchased mountain cabin. Why do you ask?


Well, you usually remind us about your mountain cabin purchase. Alot.


Yep. As soon as I saw the word kitchen I knew it would make an appearance.

Anonymous said...

WTF are they taking that poor baby on an adult hiking trip for? What selfish assholes! Why would you want to expose your baby to Lyme disease and who knows what else. Her dh must be a real winner.

Anonymous said...

You can take your kid out of the country, it's okay.

You probably haven't been out of Arkansas so you wouldn't know this.

Anonymous said...

wow 140 just because I won't want to walk all over Italy with a 3 year old and one pack back for two weeks worth of clothes a toiletries suddenly I'm a bitch who puts my kid in a stroller and ignores them at Disney?

Fuck you is all I can say to that. I don't think taking a 3yo on a hiking/camping trip sounds like fun for our family. Not sure why you hating Disney makes you a better parent then me but whatever.

You do know there are other choices, right? Just because I'm not going to backpack through Europe doesn't mean I'm going to Disneyland.

Anonymous said...

Two weeks hiking with a toddler, well that's what I call self-torture!

Anonymous said...

Peas can't win. If Pudgy had left her kid at home, then people would be saying she was selfish or something like that. Hiking isn't my idea of a vacation, but looks like they had fun.

They're both selfish either way. Dada needs to grow up. He's not single and free living the life of a bachelor anymore. You have a baby now. Baby comes first before any bucket list.

Anonymous said...

If children are born into families that travel frequently, go to different locations and timezones, they get used to it.

Kids are pretty resilient and usually follow the attitude of the parents.

I hope I'm as adventerous as her with my children. I would like to be now but money is not flying out of my ass.

Anonymous said...

Sorry about the typos ^^ heh

Anonymous said...

The thought of dragging a preschooler over Europe on a hiking trip is nuts to me. Glad they had fun and I'll admit to being slightly jealous. Somehow I don't think I'll ever get to have that sort of vacation.

Anonymous said...

yeah I don't really see an issue with it.

I'm not sure how much they'd get out of it so I think it would be fine to leave them with grandma too.

But then I think it's perfectly ok to have some vacations without the kids.

Anonymous said...

It sounds like a lot of you are afraid of living.

Anonymous said...

Jill's thread isn't getting much play, 405 views and 6 comments. Maybe she'll realize she needs to stop.

Anonymous said...

Yeah 179 that's right I'm afraid of living, because God knows you don't really feel alive until you take a preschooler on a European hiking trip.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget the chap-stick
November 10, 2011 12:30 PM
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FTW!

Anonymous said...

The fact that so many peas get freaked out over parents taking their child on a hiking trip is funny. In a sick, sad kind of way.

Their vacation, their choice. Not sure where all the outrage should be.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3129845

so NOT surprising that old hambeast's favorite kitchen utensil is a fry-daddy scoop.

Anonymous said...

Who the hell keeps bumping the Hog post?

Anonymous said...

180: I guess her kids aren't ugly enough to get enough comments.

Anonymous said...

They're both selfish either way. Dada needs to grow up. He's not single and free living the life of a bachelor anymore. You have a baby now. Baby comes first before any bucket list.
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WFT are you yammering about? The family enjoys hiking. They took a hiking trip...where is the issue? Now, if the trip involved seeing strippers every night and drinking until they pass out, then I would say he needs to grow up and not live like a bachelor...but a well planned out vacation? You really need to expand your mind past your own experiences. Just because it might not be fun for you does not mean it can't be a great trip for someone else...including a family with a preschooler.

Anonymous said...

hiking and actually interacting with a child sounds much more enjoyable than schlepping a kid to Disney, throwing them on rides and cramming them full of processed foods.
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huh??? There's more interacting at Disney then hiking with a heavy toddler on your back. Kids actually enjoy Disney vs mommy and daddy's hiking trip.

Anonymous said...

I don't get why Pudgy kept talking about needing to find a cheap hotel room when she wasted money on her preschooler's plane ticket who will never remember the trip.

Anonymous said...

O.M.G. How is it different than a camping trip? Families go camping. They go hiking or on "walks" on these trips. They go to Disney too. My uncle's family camps on the beach in California every summer AND they go to Sea World.

Seriously, the things people judge as "horrible" never ceases to amaze me.

Anonymous said...

WFT are you yammering about? The family enjoys Disney. They took a Disney trip...where is the issue? Now, if the trip involved seeing strippers every night and drinking until they pass out, then I would say he needs to grow up and not live like a bachelor...but a well planned out vacation? You really need to expand your mind past your own experiences. Just because it might not be fun for you does not mean it can't be a great trip for someone else...including a family with a preschooler.

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See how that works people, you may think Disney sucks but other people enjoy it, why crack on where people like to spend their time and money?

Unless their spending your money it doesn't matter where anyone vacations.

Anonymous said...

189: It's not about the child remembering the trip. It's about spending time as a family.

Anonymous said...

The only problem I can see about the Europe hiking vacation is what if the 3yo gets sick. It's not like you can just pop over to you pediatricians. Yes I know Italy has doctors and one of the adults could have gotten sick also but they would have been able to deal with it better then a preschooler.

Anonymous said...

I'm just astounded at the lack of imagination and creativity. If a vacation does not fit into your nice neat little box of thought called 'vacation', then it must not be worth doing at all. Why wouldn't you expand your mind a little bit and think outside the box for once? Sounds like they really enjoyed the trip. It is definitely not for everyone, but the ignorance about it is shameful.

Anonymous said...

Jill posted that ugly ass blurry wedding picture last year. Attention whore!

Anonymous said...

You mean her anniversary came last year too? Weird. Were her ugly ass kids in the picture?

Anonymous said...

195 Speaking of attention whore, her blog says her artwork is in a "gallery". It's probably not even a real gallery - just an online website that calls itself one. You can't just wake up and decide to put artwork in a legit gallery.

Anonymous said...

JANE, please do something about the bitches smacking on little kids. Thank you.

Anonymous said...

I am almost 100% sure it is not bitches, but just one super bitch that keeps posting kid smack.

Anonymous said...

Unless their spending your money it doesn't matter where anyone vacations.
November 10, 2011 2:44 PM
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