Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Space

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Anonymous said...

FIRSTEST

Anonymous said...

People on that thread are not "anonymous"

This space is anonymous

Anonymous said...

I am an anonymous pea. I have been there for years, but I am very careful to not give out any details at all about where I live, where I work, where my Dh works, never posted pics, not FB friends with any of them, etc. Someone could look at my SN and know my views on topics, but have no idea who I am.

Anonymous said...

So, number 3, did you post on that thread if give everybody how much you have in your checking acct?

Anonymous said...

I just love how Captain K got owned.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3128620

This DIL sounds like a real prize...

Anonymous said...

So, number 3, did you post on that thread if give everybody how much you have in your checking acct?
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Yep, I also posted my account number, the bank name and address, my mothers maiden name and my SSN. That's ok, right?

Anonymous said...

I'm not going to hit my dog with anything and I wouldn't mind my dog on the couch sometimes, but Scoobers' couch is disgusting and the very reason people don't want the dog on there.

CASH & GAS!!!!!!!!!! said...

and well, just because it's appropriate right now...


CASH & GAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

LOL &amp love it!

Anonymous said...

Suck my hummer exhaust!

Anonymous said...

I don't get it...(I'm sort of a newbie, so I don't get some of the old jokes)...can someone share???

Anonymous said...

GAS AND CASHH!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 11 Suck my hummer exhaust!

November 1, 2011 2:32 PM

LMAO

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 12 I don't get it...(I'm sort of a newbie, so I don't get some of the old jokes)...can someone share???

November 1, 2011 2:33 PM

cara from texas posted over and over how she needed cash and gas during a hurricane (i think it was a hurricane) It's just funny to randomly scream CASH & GAS when talking about money.

Anonymous said...

VOTE FOR MY DAUGHTER, SHE'S SO PRETTY IN HER 30,000 DOLLAR VERA WANG ORIGINAL WEDDING GOWN. DID I MENTION IT COST 30,000 DOLLARS?

WHY AM I SHOUTING? BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS BIGGER IN TEXASSSS!!!

Anonymous said...

Don't worry 12, I'm old and I don't get it either. @@

Anonymous said...

old = been here long time. Not really old!

Anonymous said...

regarding old. You're only old if you randomly shout "Get off my lawn you damn kids!" Until that moment arrives, you're not old.

Anonymous said...

cara from texas posted over and over how she needed cash and gas during a hurricane (i think it was a hurricane) It's just funny to randomly scream CASH & GAS when talking about money.
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So did peas actually send her money and gas cards?????

Anonymous said...

20-Nooooooo

she was looking for an ATM and a gas station that was open during Hurricane Katrina.

Anonymous said...

gotcha - thank you #21

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3128660

I love it when the peas get to do homework for someone!

Anonymous said...

It's just funny to randomly scream CASH & GAS when talking about money.
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Yeah, not so much.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3128635

Yet peas can't understand why we need a smack blog?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3128361&pg=2

Why are the peas all crying 'who watches this shit...why are they still on the air...' but the same peas know the names of everyone on the show, what they are like, etc. If you don't thing the show should be on the air...DON'T WATCH THE SHOW!!! If the show has viewers, the will keep airing it!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3128498

So sick of the ever-lovin' stupid quilt threads. Don't encourage her she will make another one.

Keri West, RHWOD said...

VOTE FOR MY DAUGHTER, SHE'S SO PRETTY IN HER 30,000 DOLLAR VERA WANG ORIGINAL WEDDING GOWN. DID I MENTION IT COST 30,000 DOLLARS?

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Totally fine!

Posting you keep a $1000 balance in your checking account = weird. Or gauche. Or something.

Anonymous said...

I'd rather see a million quilt posts than most of the shit the Peas bitch about on a regular basis.

Anonymous said...

Also repeatedly, frantically PIMPING your daughter out on message boards to win free shit (when you've, by all appearances, got more money than the Pope) = totally not weird or tacky.


AMIRITE???

Anonymous said...

Funny how women like Keri and Athena - who spend most of their lives not in the workforce - are always the ones shrilly claiming workplace harrassment towards women doesn't exist.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3128624

Drives me insane when people post and say "I didn't bother to read the responses, but..." If you can't bother to read the responses, then STFU and don't bother to respond at all!!

Anonymous said...

jacqab is a fool without a shred of critical thinking skills.

Anonymous said...

what happened to kokomko (or whatev), her name was sue. she was fascinating. i always suspected she came back as a troll.

CASH & GAS IS HILARIOUS!!!!1!11!1one!1!1 said...

Anonymous said... 24 It's just funny to randomly scream CASH & GAS when talking about money.
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Yeah, not so much.

November 1, 2011 3:57 PM

Fuck off dumb ass, someone asked why it was posted and whether your lameass likes it or not, that's why it's posted.

If you missed the shit, too bad but it is completely fucking hilarious!! Get over it.

The New Influx is Fun to Play With!! said...

Anonymous said... 17 Don't worry 12, I'm old and I don't get it either. @@

November 1, 2011 2:56 PM

Hi Cara

.just.because.

Anonymous said...

I don't know if this has been said but Captain Kunt needs to crawl back in her hole! I know I'm a day late to the party but I had to say it!

Anonymous said...

Another vote for the weird humor that was CASH and GAS!!!!!!!! lol.

What tweaked it was that for hurricanes, it was pretty mild, a bit of lost power, but no dead bodies floating around and minimal home displacement. There was the requisite check-in thread for Texas Peas, and everyone was checking in pretty calmly. Except for Cara, who was freaking out because she was sitting in the dark. So it was a lot of "I'm here," and "I'm ok," from everyone else, then Cara posting "OMG, I'm here!!!!! I'm OK!!!!! We have no power!!!! I'm posting from my phone!!! OMG my phone might die!!!!"

Then she started the CASH! And GAS!!! thing. She capped it every time with lots of exclamation points. Every time. She had a complete meltdown about it, and no matter what anyone else was saying, she kept going on about CASH!!! And GAS!!!! like she had Tourettes or was some Pea version of Rainman.

Anonymous said...

Captain K says what is on her mind and you trash her for that? Pathetic.

Anonymous said...

Captain K says what is on her mind and you trash her for that? Pathetic.

Nope. It's when she gets pissed off when other people say what's on their minds about her. She's a flaming hypocrite.

Oh and hi Captain K!

Anonymous said...

I am not Captain K, you idiot!

Anonymous said...

CaptainK asks too many questions. Her spreadsheet is full of useful information.

Anonymous said...

I think Lauren, Skybar and Typhus need to clear a seat on the cunt bus for Kaptain Kunt.

Anonymous said...

I am not Captain K, you idiot!

Oh. Hi L'Urine!

Anonymous said...

I actually like Captain K most of the time, but damn she was a bitch on that thread.

CASH AND GAS!!!!!!!! said...

CARA'S CASH & GAS

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2649029

https://twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2620002

The next one is the CASH & GAS CAPS start LOL

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2648658

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3128660

This is laughable. Her first few posts are horribly written, then her post (after being called out for horrible grammar) has terrible sentence structure. Poor girl!

CASH & GAS said...

keriwestpartdeux
AncestralPea

PeaNut 285319 - November 2006
Posts: 4601 Layouts: 0
Loc: Living well is the best revenge...

Posted: 9/15/2008 8:26:41 AM
I just sent Cara a text. Hopefully she'll be able to check in soon. Glad to hear the everyone else is okay.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3128680

Yes CaptainK, everyone makes a point of searching out those forms and paying that sales tax.

Anonymous said...

I think Captain K is Dannibee

Anonymous said...

I wonder how many of us have Captain K (and each other for that matter) as FB friends. Ick.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3128660

The OP states that she is well-educated. She's as well-educated as a box of rocks.

Anonymous said...

$100 in a TorT bucket? I don't believe it

Anonymous said...

I wonder why Lauren's been so quiet for the past couple of days?

Maybe because her finger-pointing thread didn't go her way?

Anonymous said...

she's back. spelling mistakes, infantile reasoning process and all. near end of page

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3128666&pg=1

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3128711

Reading this lowered my IQ and made my brain hurt. Is it really that hard to figure out?!?!??

Anonymous said...

Peabay
Happy now?

PeaNut 156993 - July 2004
Posts: 39381 Layouts: 13
Loc: Connecticut
Posted: 11/1/2011 9:54:23 PM
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What the fuck was she smoking?

That's just stupid. You don't look a minute over 31.

888888888888888888888

Seriously? What happened to peabay? LMAO

Two Fucks in one week, amazing!

Anonymous said...

I *love* it when she swears. You know if you get an f-word out of Deidre that *some shit is GOING down*.

Smoochies, Peabay!

Anonymous said...

I just love how Captain K got owned.
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and you post that without a link?

Anonymous said...

57 - I was just coming here to post the same thing! Lindy said she shows incredible restraint with her 2peas posting. I think a lot of peas don't show their real selves on the board. I think we shouldn't give a hard time to the peas who are real, not fake like Mary Mary.

Anonymous said...

I just love how Captain K got owned.
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and you post that without a link?

8888888888888

the bank account thread. She pretended to get all offended but got called on her bullshit.
She's been posting this evening and has yet to get back on that thread.
Priceless.

Anonymous said...

Holy crap, Sammel (Old Pea New Name) has a job? Somebody made the fool mistake of employing that crazy, incompetent twat?

Anonymous said...

Lmao, it was nice of Cara to let the Peas know that outside of CASH! And GAS!!! that all of their jet skis and boats were ok after the hurricane. She's a true survivor.

Anonymous said...

November 1, 2011 9:12 PM
Anonymous said... 60 57 - I was just coming here to post the same thing! Lindy said she shows incredible restraint with her 2peas posting. I think a lot of peas don't show their real selves on the board. I think we shouldn't give a hard time to the peas who are real, not fake like Mary Mary.

November 1, 2011 9:13 PM

Who is Lindy? You responded to the peabay post, how did that turn into lindy?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3128680
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2 jack-off smileys for wench's post. good burrrrrn.

Anonymous said...

Smoochies, Peabay!
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What the fuck? Are you some 12 yo wannabe?
Take that pseudo lesbian crap back to the pod.
Retard.

Anonymous said...

I love it when fucks going flying on twopeas.

People should use it more often.

Anonymous said...

$100 in a TorT bucket? I don't believe it
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I know, I thought the same thing complete and utter bullshit.

Anonymous said...

I love how the dude giving the money asked if the kid was from the neighborhood, maybe a dig to all the peas who take their kids to another neighborhood.

Anonymous said...

I love how the dude giving the money asked if the kid was from the neighborhood, maybe a dig to all the peas who take their kids to another neighborhood.
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I kind of figured the whole story was some kind of weird dig against the peas who said they took their kids to another neighborhood.
Or an attempt at shit-stirring after the other thread about it.

Anonymous said...

GINGRICH~BUSH 2012

Anonymous said...

Lindy is an ugly bitchy twat. No one cares about her.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3128766

Did anyone catch this? I wonder what pea this is.

Anonymous said...

Good lord, someone tell MaryMary to stop bugging her damn eyes out in every picture she takes. She looks fucking deranged.

Anonymous said...

73-who is the idiot that has the son that was put in the looney bin? I bet it is her kid. Cracks me up how she wanted validation but then shortly after she acted like nothing happened and her family is still fucking perfect.

Anonymous said...

That was Kelpea. Is her son 11?

Caralicious said...

I love it when Peabay drops the F-bombs. Makes me feel all tingly inside.

SMOOCHIES, PEABAY!

Anonymous said...

Good lord, someone tell MaryMary to stop bugging her damn eyes out in every picture she takes. She looks fucking deranged.

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more likely a thyroid issue

Anonymous said...

let's not encourage hypochondria ladies.

Anonymous said...

StartingOver sounded like she was one of the older peas. And she said the families were very conservative.

Anonymous said...

I really want to post this on the bucket:

At a college in our state, a 45 YO woman was killed when she fell from scafolding on a college dorm. Apparently she was scaling it to get up to one of the rooms.

My first thought: Oh wow, it was a helicopter mom checking on her special snowflake at college? I wonder who's missing from the pod?

There. I got it out, I feel better!

Anonymous said...

Re Cain

Heee-larious how the hard-core RW women were all "pfft! anonymous threats! they don't have the balls to come forward! one-sided story!1!"

Then news leaks that one of the women wants released from the confidentiality clause to tell her side. Suddenly it's "she's a money hungry bitch looking for glory and fame!"

The cog dis is thick with that crowd.

Anonymous said...

It's easy to be a Teabagger - nothing has to make sense, no consistent logic or critical thinking skills needed.

Anonymous said...

I've been in the workforce a long time. Pretty much every CEO I've worked under was a horndog. Maybe not necessarily to me, but to somebody - usually multiple somebodies - in the orginization. The bigger the firm/the more important (ie arrogant) the CEO thinks he is, the more likely this is.

A CEO that doesn't boff or try to boff an employee is a rare bird.

Anonymous said...

Heee-larious how the hard-core RW women were all "pfft! anonymous threats! they don't have the balls to come forward! one-sided story!1!"

Then news leaks that one of the women wants released from the confidentiality clause to tell her side. Suddenly it's "she's a money hungry bitch looking for glory and fame!"

The cog dis is thick with that crowd

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x1000.

Just like any liberal woman who has a career or runs for office is neglecting her family, but conservative women who do the same are "speaking for American families."

I need to find a good liberal message board. Any ideas?

Anonymous said...

#84- I agree with you completely. All those "pftt-ers" haven't done an honest day's work since they found out they were pregnant with their first kid, and even then, they are so ugly and mean that even a horny senior exec wouldn't want to come near them. They have no idea what can really go on in the workplace

Anonymous said...

Hey, well those bozos think the Jeebus-loving Founding Fathers put "In God we Trust" on all the monies...

You thought E Pluribus Unum was our national mottos? It's actually a lie made up by shoshalist infiltrators backed by Soros!!!1! And it's in a funny furrin' language. Probably Kenyan.

WE SPEAK AMMERIKAN HERE AND THE ONE AND ONLY CHRISTIAN GAWD DECREES OUR LAWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!

Anonymous said...

All those "pftt-ers" haven't done an honest day's work since they found out they were pregnant with their first kid, and even then, they are so ugly and mean that even a horny senior exec wouldn't want to come near them. They have no idea what can really go on in the workplace


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BINGO.

Anonymous said...

Same women(looking at you Keri and Athena)who bitch about the horror of the Social Security ENTITLEMENT Program, esp. the "Let me have my money to invest myself!!!"

When was the last time either of these women contributed one thin dime into the SS program? Hint: it's a payroll deduction. And no, dumbass, your husband doesn't contibute more from his paycheck to cover you.

Yet, I god-damn guarentee you the day they hit 65, they'll both be at the SS/Medicare office applying for 'their' benefits.

Rather SOCIALIST of them, eh?

Anonymous said...

87 E Pluribus Unum is latin for "One, from many"

There's your history lesson for the day.

Idiota is latin for Idiot. .just.so.you.know.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3128715

Is gotcreativity always this much of a bitch? She hasn't been on my radar yet but this post is over the top bitchy!!

Anonymous said...

No no no. 87. is right. E Pluribus Unum is Kenyan.

It means "Obama is gonna getcha!" Glenn Beck told me. And Gretchen Carlson looked it up.

Off to buy more gold to hide in my Rapture Bunker.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3128715

Annabella has reading comprehension issues. Village idiot, table for one.

Anonymous said...

The over/under for OldPeaNewName getting fired or quitting should be about six months.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3128700&pg=1

Why yes, you do look like her mother.

Anonymous said...

87 E Pluribus Unum is latin for "One, from many"

There's your history lesson for the day.

Idiota is latin for Idiot. .just.so.you.know. ____


It's actually "Out of many, one".

Hence, the founding fathers socialism comment.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 92 No no no. 87. is right. E Pluribus Unum is Kenyan.

It means "Obama is gonna getcha!" Glenn Beck told me. And Gretchen Carlson looked it up.

Off to buy more gold to hide in my Rapture Bunker.

November 2, 2011 1:00 PM

You need a life and to head back to the bucket with *teh stupidz*

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 92 No no no. 87. is right. E Pluribus Unum is Kenyan.

It means "Obama is gonna getcha!" Glenn Beck told me. And Gretchen Carlson looked it up.

Off to buy more gold to hide in my Rapture Bunker.

November 2, 2011 1:00 PM

You make Republicans look good.

.just.sayin'.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 93 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3128715

Annabella has reading comprehension issues. Village idiot, table for one.

November 2, 2011 1:06 PM

I think *YOU* are the idiot. Re-read it. She was only explaining that *IF* she got a call like that she would have assumed that it was a wrong number.

Anonymous said...

how soon until they add the pea political board? I remember the political board from the last election...it kept the political threads off the main board. I wish they kept it all the time!

Anonymous said...

I think *YOU* are the idiot. Re-read it. She was only explaining that *IF* she got a call like that she would have assumed that it was a wrong number.

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Chill bitch. Even someone else said something about her not understanding what the OP wrote. Annabella obviously did not understand. She's stupid.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3128539

WTF?? Get a fucking pintrest account if you want to see that crap!

Anonymous said...

Oh come on, Steph doesn't look like that chicks mother. That chick looks older than 25. Not saying she looks OLD but a bit older than 25 and Steph doesn't look old enough to be her mother. I'm not one of the obsessed Steph fans but I admit she doesn't look old enough to be mother to a 25 year old.

Anonymous said...

I think *YOU* are the idiot. Re-read it. She was only explaining that *IF* she got a call like that she would have assumed that it was a wrong number.

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Chill bitch. Even someone else said something about her not understanding what the OP wrote. Annabella obviously did not understand. She's stupid.
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If any other pea would have written what Ab did, no one would have looked twice. AB has gotten the reputation as an airhead, so now all of her post are made fun of, no matter if they are dumb or not.

If I had gotten a call like that, I would have assumed a wrong number as well and hung up.

Anonymous said...

Annabella is an idiot. We didn't need that thread to tell us that. All the others will suffice.

Anonymous said...

Holy crap, Sammel (Old Pea New Name) has a job? Somebody made the fool mistake of employing that crazy, incompetent twat?

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damn why I didn't figure that out!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3128171

This totally sounds like that dumb ass sammel.
Where do you think she works at? a factory?

Anonymous said...

Same women(looking at you Keri and Athena)who bitch about the horror of the Social Security ENTITLEMENT Program, esp. the "Let me have my money to invest myself!!!"

When was the last time either of these women contributed one thin dime into the SS program? Hint: it's a payroll deduction. And no, dumbass, your husband doesn't contibute more from his paycheck to cover you.

Yet, I god-damn guarentee you the day they hit 65, they'll both be at the SS/Medicare office applying for 'their' benefits.

Rather SOCIALIST of them, eh?

###############################


I don't want my hard-earned tax dollars going to support lazy, entitled princesses.

Wealth re-distribution, indeed.

Anonymous said...

I don't want my hard-earned tax dollars going to support lazy, entitled princesses.

Wealth re-distribution, indeed.

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I live like a fucking princess too and I can't wait until some of those gubment funds are coming my way! Write yo check, bitch!

Anonymous said...

What is wrench's problem? Everything she posts a fly by shit. She's always pissed off and snippy. She never comes back to defend herself. Her tif with Lauren is so childish.

Anonymous said...

lol 109.

it's a sweet, sweet set up: it convienently allows you the free time to spam congress, messageboards, editorial columns decrying the very thing you are partaking in.

awesomesauce.

hopefully the struggling minimum-wage working poor on the board don't catch on to your little scam.

Anonymous said...

AB has gotten the reputation as an airhead, so now all of her post are made fun of, no matter if they are dumb or not.
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Annafuckfana isn't an airhead--she's a vapid dumbass. She's also a twunt.

All her posts are made fun of, because every single one of them is dumb.

Anonymous said...

Poor Herman Cain. He's such a victim. Put the Peas on the case so they can find those hussies and make things right!

Anonymous said...

PSA for upstate New York ladies:

Don't turn to a certain attorney to represent you in a workplace harassment case. Because you are all lying, thieving, attention-whore slut losers.

However she would love to represnt all you drunk drivers, spendthrifts, deadbeat dads and wife-beaters.

LMAAAAAAAAAO

Anonymous said...

114 FTW!!!!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 101 I think *YOU* are the idiot. Re-read it. She was only explaining that *IF* she got a call like that she would have assumed that it was a wrong number.

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Chill bitch. Even someone else said something about her not understanding what the OP wrote. Annabella obviously did not understand. She's stupid.

November 2, 2011 2:30 PM

Fuck off "bitch"

Anonymous said...

Annabella, you are a total waste of skin.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3128868

OF COURSE my*cunt*shelly has PERFECT kids. Of course she does. I am now even more convinced that she is a troll.

Anonymous said...

hahaha! myshelly is just lucky, not the worlds greatest mom, and she doesn't know the difference. I wish she'd given birth to MY son. All that china of hers would be history. ha ha

Anonymous said...

ohh no no no no #119. Myshelly is the *perfect* mother. She has the voice of an angel, so when it appears her kids are going to do wrong, she just has to gently remind them not to do that, and they never try again. She is the mom we all wish we could be, and of course her kids are clean and neat ALL THE FUCKING TIME!! AND THEY DON"T EVEN KNOW WHAT GUNS ARE!! If only we were all as perfect as her.

Anonymous said...

myshelly must be the perfect mother because her and her DH love each other more than anyone that has a spouse that travels. She said so on the husband traveling for work thread. They are SO IN LOVE that they couldn't stand to be apart, so they both chose professions based on not having to travel at all. All that LOVE in her home must create perfect kids. If only we all LOVED our spouses as much as SHE LOVES hers, then we too could have perfect kids.

Anonymous said...

oh bullshit her boys "don't know what a gun is" and really they said "shooty thingy" she's full of it.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3128876

While I certainly agree that this would be a hard thing to experience, it is a typical pea response to have the man already diagnosed and treated for it. FFS. SMH.

Anonymous said...

lowrent is such an ignoramus. I swear, no way this woman is educated enough to have gotten through law school.

"And I notice the woman who's lawyer is going to ask that she be released from the gag order makes no mention of returning the money she got for agreeing not to speak. Can you spell "greedy"?"

lol, "who's"???. From her third woman thread.

Anonymous said...

even better, her kids are all a year apart (5,4,3) and they are perfect. bull fucking shit.

Anonymous said...

AB has gotten the reputation as an airhead, so now all of her post are made fun of, no matter if they are dumb or not.
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Annafuckfana isn't an airhead--she's a vapid dumbass. She's also a twunt.

All her posts are made fun of, because every single one of them is dumb.

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There are a lot of dumb peas in the pod. But for AB to get so much talk on the blog makes me think someone here has a hard on for her. She must have said something to you that upset you and its easy to hate the pretty girl.

Anonymous said...

Well 93 does come off looking like a major dumbass since in this case she is the one with the reading comprehension problems. AB is a feather brain for sure, but even I will defend her when she is wrongly accused of stupidity.

Anonymous said...

There are a lot of dumb peas in the pod. But for AB to get so much talk on the blog makes me think someone here has a hard on for her. She must have said something to you that upset you and its easy to hate the pretty girl.
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pretty girl? She's fucking average at best and chubby too

Anonymous said...

What is wrench's problem? Everything she posts a fly by shit. She's always pissed off and snippy. She never comes back to defend herself. Her tif with Lauren is so childish
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awwww, did she huwt youw widdle fellings?
what thread would you like to defend herself?
call her out if she is such a bitch.
ya big weiner.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 101 I think *YOU* are the idiot. Re-read it. She was only explaining that *IF* she got a call like that she would have assumed that it was a wrong number.

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Chill bitch. Even someone else said something about her not understanding what the OP wrote. Annabella obviously did not understand. She's stupid.

November 2, 2011 2:30 PM

Fuck off "bitch"

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You mad?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3127210

What's wrong with the flag? I googled and still don't see a difference.

Anonymous said...

Well 93 does come off looking like a major dumbass since in this case she is the one with the reading comprehension problems. AB is a feather brain for sure, but even I will defend her when she is wrongly accused of stupidity.

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Hi Annabella!

Anonymous said...

What is wrench's problem? Everything she posts a fly by shit. She's always pissed off and snippy. She never comes back to defend herself. Her tif with Lauren is so childish
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awwww, did she huwt youw widdle fellings?
what thread would you like to defend herself?
call her out if she is such a bitch.
ya big weiner.

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No personal interaction with Wench but I've noticed this as well.

Anonymous said...

132 - do you really think AB would call herself a feather brain? All you people quick to jump to say hi to someone are the STUPID ones.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3128905

hitting the sauce I see.

Anonymous said...

I don't understand why Lauren has to do a damn thing for the other child? I wouldn't show up with presents for the other kid.

Anonymous said...

The funniest halloween costume I saw at a bar was a man wearing a suit with a backpack, 2 drinks in his hand, and a name badge for the Mormon church! ahahahaha

Anonymous said...

What's wrong with the flag? I googled and still don't see a difference.


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The width of the diagonal stripes is wrong.

Anonymous said...

The width of the diagonal stripes is wrong.
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I don't see it? must be so minor.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3128913

Do people not know how to look up hotel reviews?

Anonymous said...

does anyone believe that L'Urine doesn't know why "babymama" or "babydaddy" would be used instead of mom or dad???

methinks she is trying to stir up trouble...

Anonymous said...

On the flag: within the diagonal stripes the red stripes should both be left of center on the top and right of center on the bottom.

Free Bird has them all left of center.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3128912


Ah, how interesting. OP had a box of squealer's Halloween goodies.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3126947

Yeah right scrapamiee is on a 1200 calorie diet.

Anonymous said...

143 - there was no reason for her to say the name squillen, just a cake pop would have sufficed.

Anonymous said...

So, is the OP a friend of squillens?? Want to take bets that there is a FB discussion going on about it?? (as in, squillen asking someone to post something that mentions that they received a box o lard from squillen).

Anonymous said...

132 - do you really think AB would call herself a feather brain? All you people quick to jump to say hi to someone are the STUPID ones.

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Yes bitch, she is THAT stupid. /eyeroll

Anonymous said...

OMG why does Squillen always send moles to the pod?

Anonymous said...

145 I know. I wondered why she had to specify so much. Whenever a pea shares something that involves unecessary details, my spidey senses start pinging.

Anonymous said...

Anyone with a troll ID around??? Call her out and ask why squillens cake pops are special. There was no reason to mention that part...

Anonymous said...

I guess they think they are being wicked clever by mentioning squealer's crap under the guise of posting about something else. Keeps the lard business on the radar of the peas who might want to order TG and christmas crap.

Anonymous said...

They are just sitting around waiting for some innocent pea to say "wait...squeals still sells her box o lard?? Where can I sign up?"

Anonymous said...

Not sure why but scrapamiee's shorty seems fishy. Love how it all wrapped up so tidy.

Anonymous said...

The story is lame on the face of it. Teacher chews out a kid with one cake pop when his neighbour has 8 cookies???? And mentioning the Halloween box from Sqeals? Totally irrelevant. Obviously it is a friend sowing seeds for holiday orders

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3128912

The peas have some odd experiences, the teacher bawled her kid out for a cake pop? Really? That's like less then 2 bites of cake? Yeah she just wanted to mention squillens box of junk.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3128824

What do you think about the drinking while ToT thread. Now I enjoy a glass of wine with dinner. But I don't need alcohol to accompany me as I walk outside for an hour. Sorry it does make them look like a lush.

Anonymous said...

I think there are a lot of uptight self righteous bitches on the T or T thread but that's fairly normal for the pod.

Anonymous said...

Well 156 I wonder just why exactly so many of these or should I say you bitches keep saying NEED - if someone wants to carry a giant can of beer around great - I can identify that they can't afford a decent beer, but that doesn't mean they NEED to drink and are therefore lushes -

Anonymous said...

I can identify that they can't afford a decent beer
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This always makes me laugh. I like Miller Lite. Yep, it is a cheap redneck beer. I also usually drink top shelf vodka and $100+ bottles of red wine. Just because I have cheap taste in beer dos not mean I can't afford a more expensive beer, I just don't like them.

But, I was not one of the people drinking while T or Ting. It seems to be some big weird popularity contest on that thread...who is 'coolest' by drinking...reminds me of HS.

Mad Crazy Bitch LOL said...

130, you 12?

Anonymous said...

I bet Shelley's eyes glow red as she tells her kids not to touch her things. No wonder they leave them alone; most kids wouldn't touch something if a raving demon told them not to.

Anonymous said...

122-When I read that line I knew myshelly was full of shit. I mean the whole was pretty much full of shit but that one sentence was over the line full of shit.

Anonymous said...

Well the ToT thread did make me realize why my college roommate from Wisconsin was such a lush -

Anonymous said...

myshelly full of shit??? I just thought she was raising some pansy ass boys.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3121457&pg=2

Who are these posters (Kathy and Jacquie) and why do they keep bumping this thread? Weird.

Anonymous said...

dunno. weird #165.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3121457&pg=2

Who are these posters (Kathy and Jacquie) and why do they keep bumping this thread? Weird.
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It's a spammer trying to establish a post count before he/she springs one of their "what dress should I buy" threads on the bucket.

Anonymous said...

They're probably 2 of Lauren's alter egos, 165.

Anonymous said...

Only L'urine is an evil enough cunt to deliberately take her bio grandchild to Disney and leave the non bio one at home.
I guess we shouldn't be surprised that she is already showing she won't be able to muster an ounce of love for a child that isn't a blood relation to her.
The poor little thing isn't even born yet.
What an emotionless dried up old witch she is.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3128738

Another how much do you keep in your checking account thread.

Seriously can't believe people would post how much money they spend.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3128846

Isn't this broad one of the two-ton tessies on the peaboard, and another pseudo-chronic pain babe? Perhaps if she seriously lost some weight she wouldn't have to bleed her employer dry financially.

Oh - and I think she's one of those right-wing morons who constantly complain about the entitled soaking off the taxpayers' tits, right? She's sounding awfully hypocritical right now.

Anonymous said...

This one cracks me up:

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3128890

Lauren: All the Ho's on the board, come give a shout out! How many kids do ya have by how many different mens??

Anonymous said...

I have to admit that when Lemon Cupcakes posted she has 4 kids, 3 dads I clutched my pearls a little. That seems a little ghetto or white trash to me. (To be politically correct seems I should insult both the blacks and the whites, not sure what the Asian equivalent is.)

Anonymous said...

Mariah/Pesha is bbbbaaccckkkk! with a siggie and everything. Yeah and Lauren is a cunt

Anonymous said...

Well I don't know. My son's ex-wife left him for another man. I am not real sure I should have to take on her adulteress children as my grandchildren. If my grandchildren ask to have their half siblings come along on an afternoon to the zoo that's one thing. But to think I am going to look at these children as equal to my grandchildren is another thing all together. Nor would I expect the parents of my ex daughter in law to treat my son's eventual children by another woman as their grandchildren.

Anonymous said...

Way to be a gratuitous and caring lady there 175.

Anonymous said...

ps are you Christian too? WWJD? Pretty sure he'd look at the kids as equals.

Anonymous said...

Seriously can't believe people would post how much money they spend.
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WTF does it matter? Don't we all learn from the board? It's interesting to see what other people do. I'm glad some people don't have a problem sharing.

Anonymous said...

I have to admit that when Lemon Cupcakes posted she has 4 kids, 3 dads I clutched my pearls a little. That seems a little ghetto or white trash to me. (To be politically correct seems I should insult both the blacks and the whites, not sure what the Asian equivalent is.)

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Would your opinion of her change if you found out she was raped by one of the men?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3128947

BF is convinced her silver looks good. Why'd she get rid of her profile pic? lol

Anonymous said...

Somebody is getting handslap happy on the blog today.

Anonymous said...

Well 179 I'd feel bad for her, impressed she kept the baby. If that happened to me I'm not sure what I would do.

Anonymous said...

Somebody is getting handslap happy on the blog today.

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It came with the new influx.

Anonymous said...

It came with the new influx.


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So this is an invites only bitch session?

Anonymous said...

Yes it is 184 and I revoke your invitation. Back to hell with you demon spawn.

Anonymous said...

Only if you save me a seat next to you.

Anonymous said...

Seriously can't believe people would post how much money they spend.
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WTF does it matter? Don't we all learn from the board? It's interesting to see what other people do. I'm glad some people don't have a problem sharing.
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Not everything needs to be shared.
A lesson a lot of peas could learn.

Anonymous said...

Not everything needs to be shared.
A lesson a lot of peas could learn.
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I agree but not when it comes to spending. Understanding how other people manage their money successfully is a very valuable information. I think many people could truly benefit from the lifting of silence about money matters.

Anonymous said...

I have to admit that when Lemon Cupcakes posted she has 4 kids, 3 dads I clutched my pearls a little. That seems a little ghetto or white trash to me. (To be politically correct seems I should insult both the blacks and the whites, not sure what the Asian equivalent is.)
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I think it depends on your age and the relationships involved. If you are 22 and single it's pretty trashy but if you are 42 and have been married, divorced, widowed and such it's different. I can see it happening to the most stable woman.

Anonymous said...

I don't think she's all that old and I don't think she's been widowed. If it were only 2 guys I won't think twice about it but for me adding the 3rd baby daddy to the mix makes me all judgey mcjudgerson. Yes I know it's my hang up and wrong of judge her on it. I'm sure she's a lovely person but multiple kids by different guys just makes me clutch pearls. I'll work on being less judgey, after all I have a daughter and if she winds up like that I won't want people judging her.

Anonymous said...

189 stable women don't run around getting knocked up my different men. They may sleep around and have a good time (miss my 20s) but getting pregnant repeatedly shows a lack of maturity don't you think.

Anonymous said...

189 stable women don't run around getting knocked up my different men. They may sleep around and have a good time (miss my 20s) but getting pregnant repeatedly shows a lack of maturity don't you think.
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It depends on the situation. You don't have to be a slut just passing out pussy to anyone who stops by to end up with different fathers for your children. Divorce,death and changes in life happen.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3126819

This always puzzles me. If you live in city of any size how can you not meet men? They are everywhere and all it takes is striking up a conversation or two to weed out the bad ones.

Anonymous said...

Right in that post, lemon cupcakes said the first bio-dad was not in the picture, she had 2 more with ex-DH and one more with current DH. So, she was a single mom, then married and divorced then married again.

Anonymous said...

Nice wall of text there 190. Take your
heartcat-ish shit back to the bucket.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 180 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3128947

BF is convinced her silver looks good. Why'd she get rid of her profile pic? lol

November 3, 2011 7:32 AM

She didn't get rid of it, it reverted to another pic she was using recently like most of the Ps.

Anonymous said...

It depends on the situation. You don't have to be a slut just passing out pussy to anyone who stops by to end up with different fathers for your children. Divorce,death and changes in life happen.
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Soooo... I'm guessing you have 5 kids by 5 daddies??
lmao

Anonymous said...

If you think that's a wall of text 195 you really have a low attention span. And yeah not impressed with you CAdoodlebug centered post either.

Anonymous said...

Does i pea glitter troll medical sites looking for weird shit? I have no intention of opening her post just based on the title:

"Anyone had ERCP done? Sphincter of Oddi Disorder/ Stents?"

I'm so glad to be both physically and MENTALLY healthy.

Anonymous said...

Not everything needs to be shared.
A lesson a lot of peas could learn.
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I agree but not when it comes to spending. Understanding how other people manage their money successfully is a very valuable information. I think many people could truly benefit from the lifting of silence about money matters.

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Have you idiots not learned shit like that bites you in the ass and gets thrown in your face?
Hello! We're on a fucking smack board right now where peas come to take information like and blow it out of proportion.
The amounts of "teh stupids" around here and the pod never ceases to amaze me.

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