Guess it's a good thing you all post "anonymous". Then you can go on pretending that you're sweet, friendly, nice people at two peas when the reality is oh, so different.
"Nice", in your world, means hating everything and everyone who is different from you, taking passive-aggressive jabs at people (and aggressive-aggressive jabs, too), wishing babies dead and just being a generally miserable human being.
Yeah, I'll take my version of bitch over your version of "nice" any day.
It's refreshing to see you be so honest about being here, though. It must be hard to keep quiet when you're visiting this place daily and reading how many people hate the way you act online. That actually explains a lot of the rage you've got seething below your suddenly skinny exterior.
I don't visit daily. In fact, just found it recently. And honestly, I don't care if the people who post here hate me. You're not anyone I'd associate with if I knew who you were. So who's passive aggressive. Me, who says what I think under my own name or some anonymous person talking smack about other people while pretending to be nice on other boards? It's obvious sweetie.
And I know you're jealous as hell of my skinny exterior.
See you, I'm off to buy some more new clothes. I love wearing a small size now.
Oh, sure you don't visit here daily. Of course not.
And also? I think it's hilarious that you're so proud of your surgery assisted weight loss.
It seems like shutting your fucking mouth, whether to keep from being a total bitch or to not stuff it full of food, is a problem that pervades many corners of your life.
I'm thin. Doesn't matter to me how I did and I sure as shit don't care if it matters to you. I'm thin and I'm healthy. And I know it's killing you that you can't call me fat anymore. Life is great here.
You'd probably lose a few hundred more pounds if you lost your bitchy attitude.
Hell, you might even gain some friends and re-establish relationships with all the family who hate you if you tried not to be such an angry, judgmental bitch all the time.
LOL! Yeah, it sure is a reach to assume that someone that spends all of her time stirring shit on the internet has no one in real life to spend time with.
And what's amoral about telling you that I think you're a fucking bitch? You've said the same about all of us. I guess amoral is as amoral does?
You know who I am 19. Why don't you grow a pair and tell us who "you" are on 2 Peas. Or are you afraid of what people are going to say to you? (that's a rhetorical question. We all know the answer.)
glad to see you're finally acknowledging that you are everything you claim I am. Self-awareness...it's a good thing. Now, do you have the balls to say who you are on 2 Peas?
I know, stupid question. God forbid you actually have to own your words.
When did Danibee pretend she doesn't post here? I don't think she's ever denied posting here, and she uses her name when she does. Why don't you use your name? You can type it in instead of selecting "anonymous"?
I think it's because you want to maintain plausible deniability. You want to have an out just in case the booze wears off before you're done posting.
Are you upset that the Peas have not rushed here to condemn the blog bitches and/or to defend you?
"Oftentimes, people hesitate to consult a lawyer because they are afraid that the attorney will judge them. I make sure that clients and potential clients know that judging is not my job."
From Lauren's website. The lulz just write themselves sometimes.
Honestly, there is no way I'd hire ANY attorney with as much of a presence on a message board (unless it was maybe related to their area of practice?) as Lauren.
She spends so much time at two peas that I would wonder about when she works on cases. She's so disliked at two peas that I would wonder about working with her.
It's not like anyone googling "divorce atty NY" would find two peas or this blog, but it really makes me wonder about the 'professionals' behind website....
I'm not Lauren. I don't like her. But do we really have to go the way of threatening people's livelihoods? Itjustmakes us as bad as her. Actually worse.
I think I've got to stay away from here. I love talking smack about the peas but I get creeped out when people here start posting pictures of people or putting their addresses out there or what you're doing now. It's one thing to talk smack, it's another to intentionally try to hurt someone in real life. In fact it's sick.
Actions have consequences. You want to be a raging bitch on the tubes, have at it. Wish harm upon other people's children, tell people you know why their spouses are leaving, et cetera. Don't be surprised when the targets of your venom bite back. Don't want to face RL repercussions for your online bitchitude? Don't put your information out there. Put it out there and expect to have it used.
That's just an excuse for being stalkerish and incredibly mean. It speaks more about you than anyone else. Talking on a message board shouldn't result in some crazy from the internet trying to hurt you IRL. There's just no way you can justify your doing that to anyone. Don't care who it is.
Hmmm...wouldn't be surprised if Lauren is posting a link to her own website in an effort to get this place shut down.
Just a thought.
And, for the record, I think she's one of the most angry, bored bitches on the interwebz, but I'd never go so far as to try to impact her real life. Whatever semblance of a real life she has, anyway.
I don't like the reak-life stalking either! That's just ugly and unnecessary.
Look out, Blog Bitches! Lauren has once again posted a direct blog link at the pod. We are about to experience an influx of stupidity and spamming! Ugh, that'll make this place as annoying as the pod has been lately with all the snarkiness and bitchiness. You know it's bad when the Blog Bitches are kinder than the Peas!
No decent human being would try to impact anyone else's real life. People like 33 and 37 scare the crap out of me. Their viciousness and lack of boundaries is just terrifying.
Are most of the anon posters here very active on the NSBR board? It seems like a lot of the posters here are more likely to be redditors than active peas.
I had no clue what a 'redditor' is, 48, so I had to look it up. I refuse to engage in a real conversation over a made-up word; a word, no less, that it appears you used totally out of context, whatever it means.
Nice try at being clever, though. You're so witty and smart.
Smack Blog lauren shuts the fuck up and Two Peas Lauren shuts the fuck up.
Maybe the saggy cow really did go clothes shopping. I'd like to suggest a muzzle to accentuate whatever new outfits she finds. It'll definitely make her more attractive.
Since when does being a 2peas member qualify you to make a psychiatric diagnosis? I see Bipolar, delusional, borderline personality, left and right in the forum. Last time I checked, it takes a doctor to make that diagnosis. Sitting on your fat ass watching soap operas and scrapping does NOT qualify you.
I find it way too coincidental that, in all the times that Lauren's been mentioned here, not one link has ever been provided to her professional site. Not once in the whole time this blog has been in existence.
On the same day that Lauren happens to provide a link to the blog on Two Peas, though, her personal info magically comes up....
Think about it, people. What better way to try to garner sympathy for yourself than to make it seem like a bunch of scary blog bitches are stalking you? It goes along nicely with all the stalker accusations she's been throwing around lately.
Eh, Lurine has never hidden her identity on the pod. She's actually been quite open and free with the deets on: her profession, where she's located, her family, her moves/career changes, her vacation, etc. Surprisingly so, in imo.
~Lauren~ Pea-litically Incorrect PeaNut 246606 - January 2006 Posts: 24363 Layouts: 16 Loc: right here...even if some don't like it.
Posted: 2/5/2011 11:26:07 PM "Good Lord". Because I indicated my feelings might be hurt. I guess I was expecting some compassion from you, but or I should say "hope" because what you gave what exactly...nothing. Except coming out and saying something negative to me, because you know I'm right about what I said.,
Well fuck you , Lucy.
And in the last three years, I want you to point out to me where I was the one who initiated it. Not that I expect you to do that because you'd find that once again your comments were wrong and I now know that while asking others to own up to their mistakes, you're unwilling to do so yourself.
However, that may change. It seems no matter how many years go by, old transgressions are thrown in my face over and over again; people pick on me and it's ignored except by a few people with integrity but god forbid I say anything and then everyone feels entitled to step in and suggest that "I" apologize. Aint happening anymore. Not apologizing anymore for the past and to anyone who wants to make comments about me, I say "fuck you" and that goes for you too, Lucy. --------------------------------- i couldnt figure out why the georgia rape case thread was bumped fuck L'urine is one mentally sick bitch
Think about it, people. What better way to try to garner sympathy for yourself than to make it seem like a bunch of scary blog bitches are stalking you? It goes along nicely with all the stalker accusations she's been throwing around lately.
Eh, Lurine has never hidden her identity on the pod. She's actually been quite open and free with the deets on: her profession, where she's located, her family, her moves/career changes, her vacation, etc. Surprisingly so, in imo.
She needs to own ^it^.
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PS - I think Laurine posted both links, but regardless, the pearl clutching posters need to chill out.
I really don't think Lauren posted her own web address. This isn't the first time someone here has gone overboard. I remember when Seanna's address was posted.
Personal information for many peas have been shared here. There have been some fucking psycho stalking peas on this blog and the other blogs since inception.
Completely agree 63. Can't believe that many people still kiss her ass - they must be afraid that she will turn on them
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and/or people who are attracted to authoritarians....peas who love to be bossed around, be controlled and find comfort in being be told what and how to think. people who fear the authortarians' displeasure and grovel for the smallest tidbit of grace and approval.
Oh honey. Let me suggest that you head back to your blissful safe little bubble, where unicorns fart rainbows and everyone is up to their asses in pearls.
I don't care what anyone says. It's one thing to say shit (even vile shit) on the internet and another completely different think to try to fuck up people IRL. No matter what shit people say on a message board, it's psycho to go after them IRL.
Anonymous said... 39 Hmmm...wouldn't be surprised if Lauren is posting a link to her own website in an effort to get this place shut down.
Just a thought.
And, for the record, I think she's one of the most angry, bored bitches on the interwebz, but I'd never go so far as to try to impact her real life. Whatever semblance of a real life she has, anyway.
October 30, 2011 4:32 PM
She did it before and so did Emily. I wouldn't put it past her.
Anonymous said... 76 I don't care what anyone says. It's one thing to say shit (even vile shit) on the internet and another completely different think to try to fuck up people IRL. No matter what shit people say on a message board, it's psycho to go after them IRL.
October 30, 2011 6:37 PM
Are you going to do something *fucked up* to her? I highly doubt anyone here would put much energy into it.
The people at the pod aren't trying to fuck up people's lives or their jobs
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1) You have ZERO proof that anyone other than Laurine posted her info.
2) Laurine has, for years, regularly and freely posted self-identifying details at the bucket. There are NO secrets about who she is, where she lives - it's all COMMON KNOWLEDGE amongst the peas. And that is NO ONE ELSE'S FAULT but Lauren Cohen.
3) There is NO downside to Laurine posting her (already-known) deets here on the blog. by doing so, she can:
garner attention play the victim demonize the blog threaten the blog WIN!!!!
4) Fuck off Laurine - I mean 73. You are not NEARLY as smart as you think you are.
I'll admit it: I've spent the past 30 minutes reading through some of the old Lauren threads.
How many times does that bitch tell someone who disagrees, "quick, _______, run back to your blog and tell them...."?
But she doesn't read here, huh? And she just happened to find it again (according to her response in today's post where she linked to the blog) after a long time of not visiting?
I've been to the blog before. Have only posted in my own name- and just to defend myself- which turned out to be futile, so I gave up trying. They don't care about people's feelings or even the truth there. Eventually it just get tiring. It's just people trying to figure out who runs the blog, who is posting in defense of another person, who can be the most vulgar, and what posts they think are crazy. Why go through all that trouble over there. You can do the same thing here on the board.
============================================== Wholarmor trying to blog bash. Why do I get the impression she got her feelings hurt and couldn't handle it? And I don't remember her posting here, either.
Jesus, will people PLEASE stop posting on Lowrent's threads! It just encourages her! You know she's cackling away like the witch she is every time she gets a reply to one of her threads.
Speaking of the Queen Bitch, why does she have an original pea # in her avatar line? Did she actually get banned once?
Ok I am confused. LAUREN posts her real name, profession and location on 2peas and someone posting her link here is crazy? I tried to find the info by googling: ny attorney Lauren to see how easy it was for the poster to find and hers came up. It's the same pic she has on 2peas...she provided the info, it's public info that can easily be accessed. Whats the difference between her providing that info and someone posting the link here? I hate Lauren as much as the next guy but is someone really going to risk their own well being to something to her? She is a useless, hateful woman on a random website. If anything I think Lauren has proven herself to be a potentially deranged individual, wishing babies dead, her wacked view of life in general. I don't get anyone feeding into her nonsense.
Hey L'urine you are not thin now, thin is not having saggy rolls of skin hanging off you. Plus you showed us that photo of your saggy cow tits resting on the table. You are still gross to look at. Now your ugly body matches your ugly personality.
Lauren blabbed the location of her workplace after the shooting drama that took place right across the street from her building. It was televised all over, CNN-Fox.
KikiN loves to post her own photo, you know in that adult Halloween thread she is *just* dying for people to *beg* her to post it....but so far only one person asked, must be killing her. The less we see of her contorted face and stoopid "i'm so cool" high school poses, the better.
That's why I will personally not reply to threads asking for pictures of myself, my kids or my husband. I will not share anything about myself. You all scare me. I have been here for years, and I don't keep track of who is from where. If they mention it I will have forgotten after the thread leaves page 1. But you all keep track and notes etc. That's scary. Whoever found her work page should be ashamed of themselves. You are all so obessessed with her it's pathetic really.
Lauren publicly has posted that info on the Bukkit MANY times...given her ever present status at the Bukkit, it's NOT hard to remember the details of where she lives and works since she herself put that info out there. Her law office location is public information as she is a member of the NY Bar association.
I'm a much lesser know pea. I've been reading nSBR for MANY years...I know all the players and all their drama. like 102, I don't post pics of myself or my family. There ARE spreadsheet keepers over there who have no qualms throwing info you've posted in the past in your face if the opportunity arises.
I do get a kick out of reading this blog though...as I did at the old meat blog(GOD I miss that place).
Lauren publicly has posted that info on the Bukkit MANY times...given her ever present status at the Bukkit, it's NOT hard to remember the details of where she lives and works since she herself put that info out there. Her law office location is public information as she is a member of the NY Bar association. ------------------------------
Lauren once said she wouldn't care if a pea called her office and she wouldn't call the cops on you.
I don't get what difference it makes that we know where Lauren works? She's a litigation attorney for individuals, not some secretary who is wasting boss time online. Her boss isn't going to give a flying fig about her online postings as long as her work is good.
I agree with Lucy 105 Micki doesn't need to tell her kids "We can't to to Junes house because she said "Fuck", and we can't go to Robert's house because he smoke's cigarettes."
Why not just tell that unfortunately we can't make that event.
I can see not wanting to be around someone who get's gonzo drunk at parties but I still won't tell a kid that.
I'm a much lesser know pea. I've been reading nSBR for MANY years...I know all the players and all their drama. like 102, I don't post pics of myself or my family *********** Same here, and I actually post on NSBR from time to time. My family photos and details about my personal life are my business and no one else's, and I certainly have no desire for 99.9% of the peas to know any significant details about my personal life
meh, I'm not a well known pea and I'm ok with that, especially after finding the meat blog and now this place, but I don't see the harm in posting a photo or two.
I do agree though posting all kinds of crazy details like Mrs. T (you know some of her students have to have found her, most kids have crazy google skills) Lauren or Jrenea.
I think Lauren posted the link here to her office in order to try to get this blog shut down. It's NOT directions to her house FFS but to her public place of employment.
I'm 104. I too post on NSBR from time to time...took me over 6 yrs to get to 5K posts. I've been bashed at the bukkit and even here a few times. Doesn't bother me ONE bit.
Lauren is a bully, plain and simple. WAY too over invested in an online message board when she can't STAND the majority of the people who post there.
Lauren blabbed the location of her workplace after the shooting drama that took place right across the street from her building. It was televised all over, CNN-Fox.
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Why yes, yes she did. Didn't she also post pictures?
does anyone else find it hard to believe Lowrent is a real attorney? I know, I know, there are dumbass sleazebag lawyers out there that you wonder how they made it INTO law school, never mind graduate.
But she really doesn't sound that smart to me. She has rudimentary reasoning skills, can't spell or use punctutation properly, and just seems way over invested in a stupid scrapping board for someone who is supposedly part of the profession. She's incredibly juvenile and preditcable for someone who supposedly had the smarts to get a law degree.
At least the other peeps we know who are real lawyers on that board SOUND like they've had a more than basic education and can spell and write.
I'm convinced she's a self promoted Phoenix orrespondence course paralegal masquerading as a lawyer. You know that claiming to be a lawyer on teh internetz is one of the most frequent boasts out there.
Anonymous said... 110 I'm a much lesser know pea. I've been reading nSBR for MANY years...I know all the players and all their drama. like 102, I don't post pics of myself or my family *********** Same here, and I actually post on NSBR from time to time. My family photos and details about my personal life are my business and no one else's, and I certainly have no desire for 99.9% of the peas to know any significant details about my personal life
October 31, 2011 7:30 AM
That's good. It would be bad for everyone to fish/stalk/whatever for your personal information since you haven't put it out there (smart move). On the other hand, there's Lauren, and soooo many others, who have. It's not that shocking to see her info posted here again.
People are sure she does it herself to get the place(s) shut down though, when it suits her of course.
I usually like janedoescrapper2 or whatever her name is, but I wish she wouldn't post stuff like this two seconds after the test comes back. It seems like 1. jinxing it, and 2. setting herself up for snarking from the likes of Lauren and the other pea bitches if something happens.
If I got pregnant I wouldn't announce it on 2P until the kid was born. That way if I had a miscarriage or something, I wouldn't have to hear about it six months later from some nasty bitch.
Posting the name Obama on something is like beetlejuicing Kristina.
Has Kristina EVER agreed with anything that was unflattering (but true) towards Obama? Or does she just blindly defend every single thing the man does? I have a feeling someone could post that his shit stinks like - well - shit, and she would immediately come around defending the man with statements of how it really smells like roses.
Anonymous said... 86 People chased off the board (by themselves or others) :
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What the fuck does "people chased off the board by themselves" even MEAN? People who decided they had enough bullshit and decided for themselves to get another hobby?
And that is supposed to be negative... how exactly?
I'm thinking 135 is the moran, ever heard of Emily Jones? After her lusting of slower Joe came out she was so embarrassed she had to take the whole meat blog down with her.
Or Beadhound? Damn French teenagers and their internet hi jinx.
Really 140? Was there a mob with pitch forks and torches demanding they no longer post? Seems like they embarrassed themselves so bad they left. To me that's chasing yourself off the board. They created the drama and had to deal with the consequences.
I also live in a destination neighborhood. And it does upset me to see a truck pulling a flat trailer full of kids - about 50 - drop them off, let them run wild in our streets. Some will even smash our pumpkins, throw trash in our yards and knock over and vandalize our decorations. I don't consider that fun. Happens every year! See, they don't care because they don't live here. Their families don't want to provide candy to ToTrs. So, they all come to our neighborhood. Some don't even bother with a costume. They come in their clothes with a pillowcase for candy
================================================ Anybody want to bet she's the type who would cross the street rather than walk on a sidewalk with a black man?
And usually I can handle Captain K, but damn, did she ever show her true colors on that thread.
Eh, 144, I think lots of grouchy pea bitches would have jumped in on that thread, but PEABAY jumped in too quickly, saying SHE is one who thakes her kids to another neighborhood since she lives on a huge estate with no close homes. Once she posted, everyone was tripping over themselves to welcome any and all takers. Pretty sure it would be a different story if some poor shrew from a housing project posted that she loaded up her kids and trucked them in. They're not the sweet, kid lovin' folks they claim to be.
I don't live on an estate but a two lane road with 35 mph speed limit and no sidewalks and few street lights. Yes I take my kids to a housing development about a half mile away and no I don't offer the homeowners bags of candy to replace what my snow flakes are taking.
BS on Spiffie, of course kids from her neighborhood would never ever smash a pumpkin.
Captain K has long had the title of bitchest pea. She's a TROLL!! I don't know why people bother interacting with her?
Peabay did shock me in the trick or treating thread. She doesn't get is that people are complaining about kids for poor neighborhoods where candy is not being handed out are adding more volume to other neighborhoods.
darkangel has 1 child for sure...but she also posts that she has three...so I'm not really sure. She does have some kind of mental thing, and she was living in a group home.
Lanus got lost in the cooking sherry bottle one night and went on a bender. She copied and pasted shit from the blog at the Pod for no good reason. It was weird. She is a moran.
PeaNut 74479 - March 2003 Posts: 15359 Layouts: 116
Posted: 9/20/2011 10:43:32 AM Chocolate has started giving me a migraine but I still eat nanaimo bars - they are so worth the headache! Especially my mom's homemade ones.
172-that OP is a dumbass. The dick nozzle is sobbing in your arms because he knows his ass is grass in divorce court. Scuzzbag was cheating on the OP and decides to leave his family for the trick on the side. Guess he better act remorseful to make sure the wifey feels sorry for him when they go to divvy up the worldly possessions.
I'll go with some women are stupid 173, because if my dh pulled that "I'm torn two ways" bull shit with me I'd really tear his ass two ways. She need to realize he's playing her. He gets to leave without feeling guilty, she's giving him permission to move on and plans on making it easy for family and friends to deal with.
Don't the peas realize that just because someone says something, doesn't mean it's true? Jebus, I can write that I have $50,000 in the bank, have perfect children, and pay cash for everything. Doesn't mean it's true! And doesn't mean any of those women are telling the truth.
I only keep 15,000 in my checking account just in case but I would rather transfer my 37,000 per month paycheck into an interest bearing account in the swiss alps, of which I routinely visit to make sure it's collecting enough.
That post is a bunch of people tripping over themselves trying to come off as though they are richer than the other poster. So fucking lame. ____________________________________
It's so stupid too because if you keep 30K in a checking account earning minimal interest, clearly you're a dumbass.
so many fucking lame threads pissing and moaning about ToR'ers. some of these bitches would find a reason to piss and moan in Paradise. why are there so many miserable peas? and now we have the prospect of a new slew of griping threads, with TG around the corner. Anyone wanna take bets the first thread is up before midnight?
LOL @ 183. Your kids are perfect and your dog never ever sits on the furniture, right?
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Fuckin right!
And if any trick or treater steps on my property, they must be carrying proof of their parents income. Anything below 60K a year ain't gettin' none of my candy.
If I had 30k in the bank I wouldn't give a shit WHAT account it was in, I'd be doing fucking laps around the living room because I have 30k in the bank.
She's spent YEARS bragging about her house, the contents of said house, her clothing purchases, her vacations, her daughters wedding, her annual new car purchases, her plastic surgeries and cosmentic procedures, etc etc yet she hand slaps the checking account thread??
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Furst Poast!!
Lauren is a bitch
Hi, Lauren!
Nice of you to provide a link to this place at the Pod.
Now go! Run back to the Bukkit and tell your only friends (all 2 of 'em, Skybar and Typhus) how funny and clever you are.
Yes, I am. And so are you sweetie.
Don't need to run anywhere. Soon enough people will see for themselves just how "nice" you people are.
Guess it's a good thing you all post "anonymous". Then you can go on pretending that you're sweet, friendly, nice people at two peas when the reality is oh, so different.
Yes 6, that's how it works here.
Yes, passive aggressive bitches calling other people "passive aggressive bitches". The irony is delicious.
"Nice", in your world, means hating everything and everyone who is different from you, taking passive-aggressive jabs at people (and aggressive-aggressive jabs, too), wishing babies dead and just being a generally miserable human being.
Yeah, I'll take my version of bitch over your version of "nice" any day.
It's refreshing to see you be so honest about being here, though. It must be hard to keep quiet when you're visiting this place daily and reading how many people hate the way you act online. That actually explains a lot of the rage you've got seething below your suddenly skinny exterior.
I don't visit daily. In fact, just found it recently. And honestly, I don't care if the people who post here hate me. You're not anyone I'd associate with if I knew who you were. So who's passive aggressive. Me, who says what I think under my own name or some anonymous person talking smack about other people while pretending to be nice on other boards? It's obvious sweetie.
And I know you're jealous as hell of my skinny exterior.
See you, I'm off to buy some more new clothes. I love wearing a small size now.
It's funny watching daanibee pretend she doesn't come here.
Oh, sure you don't visit here daily. Of course not.
And also? I think it's hilarious that you're so proud of your surgery assisted weight loss.
It seems like shutting your fucking mouth, whether to keep from being a total bitch or to not stuff it full of food, is a problem that pervades many corners of your life.
I'm thin. Doesn't matter to me how I did and I sure as shit don't care if it matters to you. I'm thin and I'm healthy. And I know it's killing you that you can't call me fat anymore. Life is great here.
LMAO! You don't wear a size small, even after the surgery.
Oh and you probably have the same "problems" you claim I have, otherwise, you wouldn't feel the overwhelming need to post it anonymously here.
Thin, but still a miserable human being.
You'd probably lose a few hundred more pounds if you lost your bitchy attitude.
Hell, you might even gain some friends and re-establish relationships with all the family who hate you if you tried not to be such an angry, judgmental bitch all the time.
As if you know what size i wear. Hahahahahaha.
Keep reaching 16. It's common knowledge you people make stuff up to feel better about your own amoral behavior. :)
LOL! Yeah, it sure is a reach to assume that someone that spends all of her time stirring shit on the internet has no one in real life to spend time with.
And what's amoral about telling you that I think you're a fucking bitch? You've said the same about all of us. I guess amoral is as amoral does?
I have to ROLMAO at 16 posting here anonymously, saying those ugly things and calling someone else an "angry, judgmental, bitch".
Pot, let me introduce you to kettle.!
You know who I am 19. Why don't you grow a pair and tell us who "you" are on 2 Peas. Or are you afraid of what people are going to say to you? (that's a rhetorical question. We all know the answer.)
Pot, let me introduce you to kettle.!
Likewise, Lauren. Likewise.
you all do know that is faux lauren, right?
glad to see you're finally acknowledging that you are everything you claim I am. Self-awareness...it's a good thing. Now, do you have the balls to say who you are on 2 Peas?
I know, stupid question. God forbid you actually have to own your words.
When did Danibee pretend she doesn't post here? I don't think she's ever denied posting here, and she uses her name when she does. Why don't you use your name? You can type it in instead of selecting "anonymous"?
I think it's because you want to maintain plausible deniability. You want to have an out just in case the booze wears off before you're done posting.
Are you upset that the Peas have not rushed here to condemn the blog bitches and/or to defend you?
No shit 23.
*eyeroll*
Sort of like you 25. I don't see your name anywhere. Plausible deniabilty at it's finest.
I am who I say I am.
just because I think it's lulzy.
"Oftentimes, people hesitate to consult a lawyer because they are afraid that the attorney will judge them. I make sure that clients and potential clients know that judging is not my job."
From Lauren's website. The lulz just write themselves sometimes.
Let's talk about how grateful we are!
I'll start.
I'm grateful for:
weight loss surgery
alcohol
the internet (without it I wouldn't have any social interaction with anyone ever)
Honestly, there is no way I'd hire ANY attorney with as much of a presence on a message board (unless it was maybe related to their area of practice?) as Lauren.
She spends so much time at two peas that I would wonder about when she works on cases. She's so disliked at two peas that I would wonder about working with her.
It's not like anyone googling "divorce atty NY" would find two peas or this blog, but it really makes me wonder about the 'professionals' behind website....
I'm not Lauren. I don't like her. But do we really have to go the way of threatening people's livelihoods? Itjustmakes us as bad as her. Actually worse.
http://www.laurenscohenlaw.com/Attorney/Lauren-S-Cohen.shtml
This is her isn't it?
"she considers herself an 'upstater"
Shut the fuck up- what a cunt.
This is stalker behavior.
Yah 33, that's her. Binghampton, NY. She's a perfect example of putting too much information on the internet and it potentially biting you in the ass.
I think I've got to stay away from here. I love talking smack about the peas but I get creeped out when people here start posting pictures of people or putting their addresses out there or what you're doing now. It's one thing to talk smack, it's another to intentionally try to hurt someone in real life. In fact it's sick.
Actions have consequences. You want to be a raging bitch on the tubes, have at it. Wish harm upon other people's children, tell people you know why their spouses are leaving, et cetera. Don't be surprised when the targets of your venom bite back. Don't want to face RL repercussions for your online bitchitude? Don't put your information out there. Put it out there and expect to have it used.
That's just an excuse for being stalkerish and incredibly mean. It speaks more about you than anyone else. Talking on a message board shouldn't result in some crazy from the internet trying to hurt you IRL. There's just no way you can justify your doing that to anyone. Don't care who it is.
Hmmm...wouldn't be surprised if Lauren is posting a link to her own website in an effort to get this place shut down.
Just a thought.
And, for the record, I think she's one of the most angry, bored bitches on the interwebz, but I'd never go so far as to try to impact her real life. Whatever semblance of a real life she has, anyway.
I don't like the reak-life stalking either! That's just ugly and unnecessary.
Look out, Blog Bitches! Lauren has once again posted a direct blog link at the pod. We are about to experience an influx of stupidity and spamming! Ugh, that'll make this place as annoying as the pod has been lately with all the snarkiness and bitchiness. You know it's bad when the Blog Bitches are kinder than the Peas!
No decent human being would try to impact anyone else's real life. People like 33 and 37 scare the crap out of me. Their viciousness and lack of boundaries is just terrifying.
Ugh. Which thread has the link?
You think I'm being mean and stalkerish? Lulz. I don't even hold a candle next to my /b/ros.
Who the hell is Lulz?
I am Lulz. I am Legion. I am the internet. I am Anonymous.
Can someone go smack SusieQusi. She's bumping all of Lauren's old threads and it's making people sympathise with the bitch.
Why have I never noticed kaleidoscope before? She's annoying and has the feel of another pea. Was there a name change?
Are most of the anon posters here very active on the NSBR board? It seems like a lot of the posters here are more likely to be redditors than active peas.
I had no clue what a 'redditor' is, 48, so I had to look it up. I refuse to engage in a real conversation over a made-up word; a word, no less, that it appears you used totally out of context, whatever it means.
Nice try at being clever, though. You're so witty and smart.
Hmmm.
Smack Blog lauren shuts the fuck up and Two Peas Lauren shuts the fuck up.
Maybe the saggy cow really did go clothes shopping. I'd like to suggest a muzzle to accentuate whatever new outfits she finds. It'll definitely make her more attractive.
Redditor is a pronoun for an individual that frequents the website reddit.com
Not that it matters at all. lol.
51, look up definitions on Urban Dictionary. Made-up word in any case.
50, a nice brown paper bag would be best.
I think cuntface coward Lowrent posted a link here and then deleted it. Typical.
Since when does being a 2peas member qualify you to make a psychiatric diagnosis? I see Bipolar, delusional, borderline personality, left and right in the forum. Last time I checked, it takes a doctor to make that diagnosis. Sitting on your fat ass watching soap operas and scrapping does NOT qualify you.
I find it way too coincidental that, in all the times that Lauren's been mentioned here, not one link has ever been provided to her professional site. Not once in the whole time this blog has been in existence.
On the same day that Lauren happens to provide a link to the blog on Two Peas, though, her personal info magically comes up....
Think about it, people. What better way to try to garner sympathy for yourself than to make it seem like a bunch of scary blog bitches are stalking you? It goes along nicely with all the stalker accusations she's been throwing around lately.
The bitch really is off her rocker.
Eh, Lurine has never hidden her identity on the pod. She's actually been quite open and free with the deets on: her profession, where she's located, her family, her moves/career changes, her vacation, etc. Surprisingly so, in imo.
She needs to own ^it^.
~Lauren~
Pea-litically Incorrect
PeaNut 246606 - January 2006
Posts: 24363 Layouts: 16
Loc: right here...even if some don't like it.
Posted: 2/5/2011 11:26:07 PM
"Good Lord". Because I indicated my feelings might be hurt. I guess I was expecting some compassion from you, but or I should say "hope" because what you gave what exactly...nothing. Except coming out and saying something negative to me, because you know I'm right about what I said.,
Well fuck you , Lucy.
And in the last three years, I want you to point out to me where I was the one who initiated it. Not that I expect you to do that because you'd find that once again your comments were wrong and I now know that while asking others to own up to their mistakes, you're unwilling to do so yourself.
However, that may change. It seems no matter how many years go by, old transgressions are thrown in my face over and over again; people pick on me and it's ignored except by a few people with integrity but god forbid I say anything and then everyone feels entitled to step in and suggest that "I" apologize. Aint happening anymore. Not apologizing anymore for the past and to anyone who wants to make comments about me, I say "fuck you" and that goes for you too, Lucy.
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i couldnt figure out why
the georgia rape case thread was bumped
fuck
L'urine is one mentally sick bitch
Think about it, people. What better way to try to garner sympathy for yourself than to make it seem like a bunch of scary blog bitches are stalking you? It goes along nicely with all the stalker accusations she's been throwing around lately.
The bitch really is off her rocker.
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Ding ding winner!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!
Google is a made up word.
Eh, Lurine has never hidden her identity on the pod. She's actually been quite open and free with the deets on: her profession, where she's located, her family, her moves/career changes, her vacation, etc. Surprisingly so, in imo.
She needs to own ^it^.
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PS - I think Laurine posted both links, but regardless, the pearl clutching posters need to chill out.
Lurine herself has put all her info out there.
No stalking neccessary.
Get it right, 56. We are not stalking L'Urine. We are STOCKING her.
Just ask Typhus.
I really don't think Lauren posted her own web address. This isn't the first time someone here has gone overboard. I remember when Seanna's address was posted.
Personal information for many peas have been shared here. There have been some fucking psycho stalking peas on this blog and the other blogs since inception.
Completely agree 63. Can't believe that many people still kiss her ass - they must be afraid that she will turn on them
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and/or people who are attracted to authoritarians....peas who love to be bossed around, be controlled and find comfort in being be told what and how to think. people who fear the authortarians' displeasure and grovel for the smallest tidbit of grace and approval.
also too.
Wow. Just read through Lauren's smacking stupid people upside the head post, and damn....
That jab at the Pea whose mother had just died was all kinds of fucked up.
So, Lauren can wish babies dead and laugh ad dead mothers, but expects everyone to come to her defense when she's being a fucking lunatic?
Jesus Christ, Lauren. I think you need to up the shit out of your Cymbalta dosage.
oooooooh....urines super secret web address!!!1!!one
call the fbi!!!!!!!!!!!
Release the pearls 64. And the hyperbole.
To be fair, that was almost 5 years ago.
It's not hyperbole. There are so psycho sickos here.
69 think again, she digs at Leigh in the 2010 head smacking post
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Original Pea #1803
PeaNut 246606 - January 2006
Posts: 26810 Layouts: 16
Loc: right here...even if some don't like it. ;)
Posted: 4/30/2010 10:29:55 PM
I always wonder when people say stuff like this; do you really think that no one ever thought that about YOU?
And if they have, then I guess they feel the same way I stated in my OP. Right? Glad to know you agree.
Saw my mom last week Leigh. Had a great time
There are so psycho sickos here.
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Compared to the all fucking freaks over at the pod?
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahhhahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahhahahahahahhaahhahahahahahhahahaahhahhahahhahhahahahha *gasp* hahahhahhahhahahhhahahahhahhahaahhaahhhahahhhaahhahahhahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahhhahahhhahhhahhahahahhhahh
Thanks for the chuckle.
The people at the pod aren't trying to fuck up people's lives or their jobs.
66 Link?
"There are so psycho sickos here."
Oh honey. Let me suggest that you head back to your blissful safe little bubble, where unicorns fart rainbows and everyone is up to their asses in pearls.
I don't care what anyone says. It's one thing to say shit (even vile shit) on the internet and another completely different think to try to fuck up people IRL. No matter what shit people say on a message board, it's psycho to go after them IRL.
Anonymous said... 39 Hmmm...wouldn't be surprised if Lauren is posting a link to her own website in an effort to get this place shut down.
Just a thought.
And, for the record, I think she's one of the most angry, bored bitches on the interwebz, but I'd never go so far as to try to impact her real life. Whatever semblance of a real life she has, anyway.
October 30, 2011 4:32 PM
She did it before and so did Emily. I wouldn't put it past her.
Anonymous said... 76 I don't care what anyone says. It's one thing to say shit (even vile shit) on the internet and another completely different think to try to fuck up people IRL. No matter what shit people say on a message board, it's psycho to go after them IRL.
October 30, 2011 6:37 PM
Are you going to do something *fucked up* to her? I highly doubt anyone here would put much energy into it.
Seriously, get a grip lady!
The people at the pod aren't trying to fuck up people's lives or their jobs
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1) You have ZERO proof that anyone other than Laurine posted her info.
2) Laurine has, for years, regularly and freely posted self-identifying details at the bucket. There are NO secrets about who she is, where she lives - it's all COMMON KNOWLEDGE amongst the peas. And that is NO ONE ELSE'S FAULT but Lauren Cohen.
3) There is NO downside to Laurine posting her (already-known) deets here on the blog. by doing so, she can:
garner attention
play the victim
demonize the blog
threaten the blog
WIN!!!!
4) Fuck off Laurine - I mean 73. You are not NEARLY as smart as you think you are.
to try to fuck up people IRL.
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Get a grip.
76, I agree with you, message board drama should never end in violence. Though offline drama shouldn't either.
I've been looking for the thread 66 posted about for ages. anyone have a link?
She did it before and so did Emily. I wouldn't put it past her.
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chiming unwith a big, fat "YES!"
lauren is utterly predictable.
76, I agree with you, message board drama should never end in violence.
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OMG. Pull shit out of your ass much???
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Here's the link, 82:
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=2986548
Yep, she definitely did tell JBeans what to do with her time. What a nutcase.
https://twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3055878&pg=1
haha. l'urines point fingers post is backfiring!!
lotsa peas getting digs in!
I'll admit it: I've spent the past 30 minutes reading through some of the old Lauren threads.
How many times does that bitch tell someone who disagrees, "quick, _______, run back to your blog and tell them...."?
But she doesn't read here, huh? And she just happened to find it again (according to her response in today's post where she linked to the blog) after a long time of not visiting?
This bitch is fucking insane.
I've been to the blog before. Have only posted in my own name- and just to defend myself- which turned out to be futile, so I gave up trying. They don't care about people's feelings or even the truth there. Eventually it just get tiring. It's just people trying to figure out who runs the blog, who is posting in defense of another person, who can be the most vulgar, and what posts they think are crazy. Why go through all that trouble over there. You can do the same thing here on the board.
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Wholarmor trying to blog bash. Why do I get the impression she got her feelings hurt and couldn't handle it? And I don't remember her posting here, either.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3128161&pg=2
and now we'll have the newest influx
thanks lauren
what is your time frame for getting it shut down again?
Jesus, will people PLEASE stop posting on Lowrent's threads! It just encourages her! You know she's cackling away like the witch she is every time she gets a reply to one of her threads.
Speaking of the Queen Bitch, why does she have an original pea # in her avatar line? Did she actually get banned once?
Stupid attention whore doesn't realize that 90% of the responses on that thread are digs AT HER.
Priceless!
I would like to thank whoever btted all the L'Urine threads. I think they are very telling and really show the vile, evil person that she is.
Ok I am confused. LAUREN posts her real name, profession and location on 2peas and someone posting her link here is crazy? I tried to find the info by googling: ny attorney Lauren to see how easy it was for the poster to find and hers came up. It's the same pic she has on 2peas...she provided the info, it's public info that can easily be accessed. Whats the difference between her providing that info and someone posting the link here? I hate Lauren as much as the next guy but is someone really going to risk their own well being to something to her? She is a useless, hateful woman on a random website. If anything I think Lauren has proven herself to be a potentially deranged individual, wishing babies dead, her wacked view of life in general. I don't get anyone feeding into her nonsense.
I love you Laurine. Keep up teh batshit crazy.
Hours of free fun!!
Hey L'urine you are not thin now, thin is not having saggy rolls of skin hanging off you. Plus you showed us that photo of your saggy cow tits resting on the table. You are still gross to look at.
Now your ugly body matches your ugly personality.
Lauren blabbed the location of her workplace after the shooting drama that took place right across the street from her building. It was televised all over, CNN-Fox.
Lowrent sent all her pea "friends" over here, so let's show them all what we think of her.
SDeven
We are Nashville
PeaNut 65852 - January 2003
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Is this *really* necessary?
KikiN loves to post her own photo, you know in that adult Halloween thread she is *just* dying for people to *beg* her to post it....but so far only one person asked, must be killing her.
The less we see of her contorted face and stoopid "i'm so cool" high school poses, the better.
That's why I will personally not reply to threads asking for pictures of myself, my kids or my husband. I will not share anything about myself. You all scare me. I have been here for years, and I don't keep track of who is from where. If they mention it I will have forgotten after the thread leaves page 1. But you all keep track and notes etc. That's scary. Whoever found her work page should be ashamed of themselves. You are all so obessessed with her it's pathetic really.
Shut up Gar.
L'urine will still turn on you, no matter how much you brown nose her.
Lauren publicly has posted that info on the Bukkit MANY times...given her ever present status at the Bukkit, it's NOT hard to remember the details of where she lives and works since she herself put that info out there. Her law office location is public information as she is a member of the NY Bar association.
I'm a much lesser know pea. I've been reading nSBR for MANY years...I know all the players and all their drama. like 102, I don't post pics of myself or my family. There ARE spreadsheet keepers over there who have no qualms throwing info you've posted in the past in your face if the opportunity arises.
I do get a kick out of reading this blog though...as I did at the old meat blog(GOD I miss that place).
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3128267
WTF Lucy?
Lauren publicly has posted that info on the Bukkit MANY times...given her ever present status at the Bukkit, it's NOT hard to remember the details of where she lives and works since she herself put that info out there. Her law office location is public information as she is a member of the NY Bar association.
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Lauren once said she wouldn't care if a pea called her office and she wouldn't call the cops on you.
I don't get what difference it makes that we know where Lauren works? She's a litigation attorney for individuals, not some secretary who is wasting boss time online. Her boss isn't going to give a flying fig about her online postings as long as her work is good.
I agree with Lucy 105 Micki doesn't need to tell her kids "We can't to to Junes house because she said "Fuck", and we can't go to Robert's house because he smoke's cigarettes."
Why not just tell that unfortunately we can't make that event.
I can see not wanting to be around someone who get's gonzo drunk at parties but I still won't tell a kid that.
The fat cow doesn't have any clients, hence all the time spent on a message board all hours of the day and night.
I'm a much lesser know pea. I've been reading nSBR for MANY years...I know all the players and all their drama. like 102, I don't post pics of myself or my family
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Same here, and I actually post on NSBR from time to time. My family photos and details about my personal life are my business and no one else's, and I certainly have no desire for 99.9% of the peas to know any significant details about my personal life
meh, I'm not a well known pea and I'm ok with that, especially after finding the meat blog and now this place, but I don't see the harm in posting a photo or two.
I do agree though posting all kinds of crazy details like Mrs. T (you know some of her students have to have found her, most kids have crazy google skills) Lauren or Jrenea.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3128254
So God doesn't want you to divorce but living separately is OK? She's also OK with him leaving her but she won't be the one to initiate the divorce.
I think Lauren posted the link here to her office in order to try to get this blog shut down. It's NOT directions to her house FFS but to her public place of employment.
I'm 104. I too post on NSBR from time to time...took me over 6 yrs to get to 5K posts. I've been bashed at the bukkit and even here a few times. Doesn't bother me ONE bit.
Lauren is a bully, plain and simple. WAY too over invested in an online message board when she can't STAND the majority of the people who post there.
**Breaking News**
Kim K has filed for divorce. Who's going to be the first to post it at the pod.
Lauren blabbed the location of her workplace after the shooting drama that took place right across the street from her building. It was televised all over, CNN-Fox.
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Why yes, yes she did. Didn't she also post pictures?
Kim K has filed for divorce. Who's going to be the first to post it at the pod.
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For sure Typus will blather on about how the sanctity of man-woman Jebus marriage is ruined by teh gayz.
Oh wait.....
Seriously
Stupid peas. It aint over. There'll be drama and counseling and reconciliations and re-break-ups. Maybe a sex tape. Pregnancy scare.
Ratings, baby.
Peabay just dropped the gay marriage spot in the KK thread.
::sitting patientiently waiting for the fire-breathing from typhus or skybar or...::
I can't even answer this without being a bitch
Don't gooez, you'll be murderz
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3128371
Modern-day grifters:
Kardashians, Palin, Cain, Kate8.
I love this post by ADD housewife:
"just want to clarify this is actually a REAL HYPOTHETICAL situation"
duh
TheBiscuitScraps sure comes across as a self righteous bitch.
does anyone else find it hard to believe Lowrent is a real attorney? I know, I know, there are dumbass sleazebag lawyers out there that you wonder how they made it INTO law school, never mind graduate.
But she really doesn't sound that smart to me. She has rudimentary reasoning skills, can't spell or use punctutation properly, and just seems way over invested in a stupid scrapping board for someone who is supposedly part of the profession. She's incredibly juvenile and preditcable for someone who supposedly had the smarts to get a law degree.
At least the other peeps we know who are real lawyers on that board SOUND like they've had a more than basic education and can spell and write.
I'm convinced she's a self promoted Phoenix orrespondence course paralegal masquerading as a lawyer. You know that claiming to be a lawyer on teh internetz is one of the most frequent boasts out there.
I bet law school was different in the 1940's when she graduated.
I know quite a few lawyers and I often ask how they got through.
I am convinced that janedoescrapper2 is also scrappower. she is a twat
Anonymous said... 110 I'm a much lesser know pea. I've been reading nSBR for MANY years...I know all the players and all their drama. like 102, I don't post pics of myself or my family
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Same here, and I actually post on NSBR from time to time. My family photos and details about my personal life are my business and no one else's, and I certainly have no desire for 99.9% of the peas to know any significant details about my personal life
October 31, 2011 7:30 AM
That's good. It would be bad for everyone to fish/stalk/whatever for your personal information since you haven't put it out there (smart move). On the other hand, there's Lauren, and soooo many others, who have. It's not that shocking to see her info posted here again.
People are sure she does it herself to get the place(s) shut down though, when it suits her of course.
Anonymous said... 86 People chased off the board (by themselves or others) :
Beadhound
Fern
Libis
Squealin'
EmilyJones (for now, right?)
AcidFreePea & Daughter
Lanus
MsMariah
Steffie
Steffie
Steffie, oh wait, what?
FavFourSniffer
There are so many more..add one
October 30, 2011 2:23 PM
Anonymous said... 87 Putabuttononit
October 30, 2011 2:23 PM
Anonymous said... 88 MergeLeft hairflipped and left, then came back five minutes later.
October 30, 2011 2:33 PM
There's CindyTred (i missed the flip if anyone has the link or recalls it) but her fatass waddled right back too.
Usually they just take 6 months off figuring their post history can't be searched. How long before Lanus' 6 months are up??
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3128399
I usually like janedoescrapper2 or whatever her name is, but I wish she wouldn't post stuff like this two seconds after the test comes back. It seems like 1. jinxing it, and 2. setting herself up for snarking from the likes of Lauren and the other pea bitches if something happens.
If I got pregnant I wouldn't announce it on 2P until the kid was born. That way if I had a miscarriage or something, I wouldn't have to hear about it six months later from some nasty bitch.
Country Ham posted this in Lauren's finger pointing thread:
"I thought the blog was shut down over a year or more ago because it broke the blog sites TOU agreement?"
Looks like Lauren has at least one sympathizer.
Thanks to whomever started calling Laurine L'Urine, I now think "L'Anus" whenever I see "Lanus".
Juvenile, I know.
PS
Why did L'Anus hairflip? I can't recall why. Was it the marital rape thread?
Lanus hairflipped? Does anyone have a link?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3128372
Posting the name Obama on something is like beetlejuicing Kristina.
Has Kristina EVER agreed with anything that was unflattering (but true) towards Obama? Or does she just blindly defend every single thing the man does? I have a feeling someone could post that his shit stinks like - well - shit, and she would immediately come around defending the man with statements of how it really smells like roses.
I don't know 130 could there really be peas who don't know about this blog?
Anonymous said... 86 People chased off the board (by themselves or others) :
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What the fuck does "people chased off the board by themselves" even MEAN? People who decided they had enough bullshit and decided for themselves to get another hobby?
And that is supposed to be negative... how exactly?
Moran.
135, I think it means peas who embarrassed themselves so badly, they don't want to show their faces anymore. Like Lanus, for example.
So she's not really the moran, is she?
WTF are you talking about 133. Thread is not about Obama, and kristina didn't even mention him in her post. doofus
I'm thinking 135 is the moran, ever heard of Emily Jones? After her lusting of slower Joe came out she was so embarrassed she had to take the whole meat blog down with her.
Or Beadhound? Damn French teenagers and their internet hi jinx.
"crush of Boxing Day."
Yes because boxing day is heavily celebrated in Oregon busy pea.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3128365
Beadhound and Emily Jones were chased off the board. Not by themselves - by others, due to drama around them.
That's not "chasing yourself off the board." Jesus.
Really 140? Was there a mob with pitch forks and torches demanding they no longer post? Seems like they embarrassed themselves so bad they left. To me that's chasing yourself off the board. They created the drama and had to deal with the consequences.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3128375
singlewitch says her kids aren't allowed an ipod until they are 17 or 18. wtf?
Why oh why do pea moms insist on taking the sick child out treat or treating? Ugh! Keep your sick kid and their germs at home.
Spiffie on the trick or treat thread:
I also live in a destination neighborhood. And it does upset me to see a truck pulling a flat trailer full of kids - about 50 - drop them off, let them run wild in our streets. Some will even smash our pumpkins, throw trash in our yards and knock over and vandalize our decorations. I don't consider that fun. Happens every year! See, they don't care because they don't live here. Their families don't want to provide candy to ToTrs. So, they all come to our neighborhood. Some don't even bother with a costume. They come in their clothes with a pillowcase for candy
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Anybody want to bet she's the type who would cross the street rather than walk on a sidewalk with a black man?
And usually I can handle Captain K, but damn, did she ever show her true colors on that thread.
Go to bed with dogs, wake up with fleas.
Who are you talking about, 145?
Eh, 144, I think lots of grouchy pea bitches would have jumped in on that thread, but PEABAY jumped in too quickly, saying SHE is one who thakes her kids to another neighborhood since she lives on a huge estate with no close homes. Once she posted, everyone was tripping over themselves to welcome any and all takers. Pretty sure it would be a different story if some poor shrew from a housing project posted that she loaded up her kids and trucked them in. They're not the sweet, kid lovin' folks they claim to be.
I don't live on an estate but a two lane road with 35 mph speed limit and no sidewalks and few street lights. Yes I take my kids to a housing development about a half mile away and no I don't offer the homeowners bags of candy to replace what my snow flakes are taking.
BS on Spiffie, of course kids from her neighborhood would never ever smash a pumpkin.
I don't have a problem with that 148.
But we had a few years when multiple freaking vanloads of teenagers were bussed in. Definately an organized group. That bugged me.
Have Athena explain it to you.
Looks like Captain K wants to join the competition for bitchiest pea alongside Lauren and Typhus.
You're only saying she's bitchy because she disagrees with peabay. Nice enough pea, but you don't have to kiss her ass. Gets old.
Captain K has long had the title of bitchest pea. She's a TROLL!! I don't know why people bother interacting with her?
Peabay did shock me in the trick or treating thread. She doesn't get is that people are complaining about kids for poor neighborhoods where candy is not being handed out are adding more volume to other neighborhoods.
140 - Beadhound came back the next day as Captain K.
I don't really like Peabay either but I agree with her.
If poor kids want to come to my neighborhood to get candy, fine by me. It's not their fault they are struggling.
Does Darkangle have kids???
Beadhound is NOT CaptainKunt you daft mare.
Captain k is a troll? I always figured she was "fo real" like typhus and lauren.
darkangel has 1 child for sure...but she also posts that she has three...so I'm not really sure. She does have some kind of mental thing, and she was living in a group home.
captain k is smarter than beadhound ever was
Anonymous said... 131 Thanks to whomever started calling Laurine L'Urine, I now think "L'Anus" whenever I see "Lanus".
Juvenile, I know.
PS
Why did L'Anus hairflip? I can't recall why. Was it the marital rape thread?
October 31, 2011 1:04 PM
Anonymous said... 132 Lanus hairflipped? Does anyone have a link?
October 31, 2011 1:54 PM
Check her history, her last post was on that thread. She just kinda left after quoting shit from here that had peabay mentioned.
Lanus no longer posts at the pod, but she could still be posting here I suppose?
Lanus hasn't posted since she copied and pasted posts from the blog. she was called out for being a bitch...and she ran away...
That bitchy RST is posting her butt ugly home made qulits again.
Lanus got lost in the cooking sherry bottle one night and went on a bender. She copied and pasted shit from the blog at the Pod for no good reason. It was weird. She is a moran.
163 & 165, that was answered on 161. It's like reading shit at the bucket, same answer 50 times. Learn to read.
Go ahead, bitch me out, I don't care really LOL
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3077061#29149227
Bootzee's (or candyboots??/whichever) posts missing of course since she was banned.
Lanus, you suck.
When she's not can't brag about Canadian healthcare, Paigepea has to find some way to tell us how Canada is better.
Yes, I've noticed that.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3128443&pg=1
I believe that was Bootzee, 167. Shortly before she wass banned.
paigepea
I'm PEAchy Keen!
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Posted: 9/20/2011 10:43:32 AM
Chocolate has started giving me a migraine but I still eat nanaimo bars - they are so worth the headache! Especially my mom's homemade ones.
A totem pole out of cardboard
now we'll have to hear about her migraines from too much chocolate.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3128500
Not sure why but this sounds like BS, especially this:
"he was sobbing in my arms before he left. He just can't bear to be torn in two any longer, and I don't want him to be either."
If my dh decided he was leaving me no way could I be so understanding and forgiving. Especially if he was cheating on me before hand.
172-that OP is a dumbass. The dick nozzle is sobbing in your arms because he knows his ass is grass in divorce court. Scuzzbag was cheating on the OP and decides to leave his family for the trick on the side. Guess he better act remorseful to make sure the wifey feels sorry for him when they go to divvy up the worldly possessions.
Women are so fucking STOOPID.
I'll go with some women are stupid 173, because if my dh pulled that "I'm torn two ways" bull shit with me I'd really tear his ass two ways. She need to realize he's playing her. He gets to leave without feeling guilty, she's giving him permission to move on and plans on making it easy for family and friends to deal with.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3128431&pg=3
Um. So, MsMariah just decides to show up again?
Apparently, 175.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/userprofile.asp?user_id=526154
Maybe CaptainK was right?
I don't remember who MsMariah is. I recognize her name but she isn't someone who stands out.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3128436
CaptainKunt mining for more spread sheet fodder.
That post is a bunch of people tripping over themselves trying to come off as though they are richer than the other poster. So fucking lame.
Don't the peas realize that just because someone says something, doesn't mean it's true? Jebus, I can write that I have $50,000 in the bank, have perfect children, and pay cash for everything. Doesn't mean it's true! And doesn't mean any of those women are telling the truth.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/userprofile.asp?user_id=526154
Maybe CaptainK was right?
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Oh please.
No wait, MsMariah and Keri West are the same!
No wait, MsMariah and Lauren are the same!
No wait, Ms Mariah and Typhus are the same!
Everyone on 2peas is the same person!!!!!
You assholes beetlejuiced her back and you all suck.
I just pooped and I have $1.98 in my checking account.
I only keep 15,000 in my checking account just in case but I would rather transfer my 37,000 per month paycheck into an interest bearing account in the swiss alps, of which I routinely visit to make sure it's collecting enough.
The original MsMariah had a photobar in her siggy of scenes from The Thornbirds. You couldn't miss it, unless you have siggys turned off.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3128523
dOes anyone else think the OP of the thread sounds incredibly childish. I hear WAH WAH WAH!!!
What is up with ~StacyAngel~'s hard on for janedoe? Seems odd.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3128365&pg=3
Anyone else surprised that Annadumbella doesn't GET the Kardashian hate?
nope..I didn't think so.
LOL @ 183. Your kids are perfect and your dog never ever sits on the furniture, right?
That post is a bunch of people tripping over themselves trying to come off as though they are richer than the other poster. So fucking lame.
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It's so stupid too because if you keep 30K in a checking account earning minimal interest, clearly you're a dumbass.
so many fucking lame threads pissing and moaning about ToR'ers. some of these bitches would find a reason to piss and moan in Paradise. why are there so many miserable peas? and now we have the prospect of a new slew of griping threads, with TG around the corner. Anyone wanna take bets the first thread is up before midnight?
LOL @ 183. Your kids are perfect and your dog never ever sits on the furniture, right?
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Fuckin right!
And if any trick or treater steps on my property, they must be carrying proof of their parents income. Anything below 60K a year ain't gettin' none of my candy.
If I had 30k in the bank I wouldn't give a shit WHAT account it was in, I'd be doing fucking laps around the living room because I have 30k in the bank.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3128150
Oh yay! All the pea prayers to the sacred baby Jebus made her kid's laptop come back from the dark side!
Praise Jeebus!!
I guess all those praying for sick loved ones were ignored cause Jeebus was worried about this kid's laptop.
189, that was my thought as well. $30,000 just sitting in a checking account? No wonder people don't have enough money for retirement!!!!
Keriwest is a two-faced bitch.
She's spent YEARS bragging about her house, the contents of said house, her clothing purchases, her vacations, her daughters wedding, her annual new car purchases, her plastic surgeries and cosmentic procedures, etc etc yet she hand slaps the checking account thread??
Fucking hypocrite.
People with money don't need to talk about their money.
And that isn't me defending KeriW at all because I haven't even opened that checking account thread.
See, it's very important that Keri maintains her position on top of the 2peas money pile.
Others posting large $$ amounts on that thread threatens her Real Housewives of Two Peas status.
People with money don't need to talk about their money.
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I'd tend to disagree^ if you're posting anon on a messageboard to a bunch of strangers.
New Space is up :)
People with money don't need to talk about their money.
And that isn't me defending KeriW at all because I haven't even opened that checking account thread.
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But Keri does just that ALL THE FREAKING TIME. She just doesn't list specific dollar amounts.
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