Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Space.

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Anonymous said...

Jane didn't announce a new space, it came up without a word! Usually when there are posts concerning her, she responds to them, and almost always announces new space...

It makes me wonder if she really is IPF and is choosing not to address those accusations.

Anonymous said...

I think it was Jane on the grassy knoll. I think she engineered 9/11.

In her spare time, I think she is IPF.

I think you're reaching, #1.

Anonymous said...

I very well could be. I agree with the poster who said Jane and IPF's writing styles don't exactly match.

Where are you, Jane? Cat got your tongue? Don't be afraid, the blog bitches love you!

Anonymous said...

"Just a reminder about the mums" should be titled "Just another "Look at Me" photo op compliment gathering thread".

Anonymous said...

hey jane, is it true that you are scrapwench?

Anonymous said...

L'Urine owns this blog.

Anonymous said...

Are you a well-known pea, Jane?
A tier-1 pea?
how about some clues?

Anonymous said...

its gina civey's blog

Anonymous said...

No way 8 Jane knows how to use capital letters.

Anonymous said...

I don't expect Jane to reveal. She'd get WAY too much shit at the bukkit because of it.

Anonymous said...

#9

Jane also uses full sentences, and doesn't write like a wannabe new age poet.

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Anonymous said...

I'm calling BS on 2peas claims she'll be out of commission for 6 fucking weeks.

I've had internal organs removed and been up and around (albeit gingerly) within days. Back at work part time by week 2.

How much effort is it to shove a Stoffers lasagne in the oven, for fuck's sake??

She an attention whore.

Anonymous said...

Alright who broke the bukkit?? Every other page I get is 502 Bad Gateway

Anonymous said...

It broke under PeanutBrittle Beauty Queen's hypocrisy handslap on page 3 of the Mum thread. She's swiping at FreeBird for putting girls down, lol.

Then she makes fun of FB's wedding gown in the same post. Luckily, FreeBird's eyebrows seem to be ok by Brittle's standards, so she won't change her avatar to make fun of FreeBird's looks. This time. But for god's sake, people! Don't make fun of the mums! Brittle just loves those mums!

Anonymous said...

holy shit jjpswife is fucking ugly. damn those nasty teeth. ugly personality and ugly person

Anonymous said...

I like Kathy (jjpswife). Way to smack on looks 16.

Anonymous said...

KikiNichole is one fugly!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3125682

Anonymous said...

I agree with 16 and 18
*shrug*

Anonymous said...

I think the fugly mums are just an extension of all that is wrong with Texas and Texans, showy, loud, dumb, ugly, tasteless, and irritating.

Anonymous said...

OMG Kathy's teeth are nasty looking. Her face looks like it is all squished together.
Kristen looks like her face is smashed against a window.
Krustina looks like the nasty bitch that she is.

Anonymous said...

Sorry but most of those Pea husbands look like spineless twits and retards. Crafterbeth needs to stop running because she looks like and old man. Kikipea is one fugly bitch and did some major photoshop on her avatar. KikiNickhole has eyes like a lizard and gums like a hyena.

Anonymous said...

Crafterbeth looks pretty great for an old man. But to be a True Pea, she needs to stop running and up the cakeballs and magickal beef. That'll turn her into a REAL woman!

Anonymous said...

13 it's because she having both legs done.

i guess when they rip the hanging leftover fat, it's a little hard to walk for a while?

Anonymous said...

Krustina

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Vintage L'Urine.

Anonymous said...

23-no, she doesn't. she looks old and worn out.

Anonymous said...

25-no, not L'Urine.I'm a bitch, not a cunt like L'Urine. I also don't have nasty, yeasty boobs.

Anonymous said...

How many effing threads do we need about those stupid mums?!

Anonymous said...

Not seeing it 16 she looks normal to me

Anonymous said...

I like jjpswife. And no, I'm not jjpswife.

Anonymous said...

I agree with 16. And no, I'm not 16.

Anonymous said...

In that photo, Crafterbeth had just finished a marathon. But she needed to do it Texas-style, and layer on the make-up, orange tanner, big hair, and what the hell, wear a tiara and have some mums barf on her.

Anonymous said...

32-alright, keep up the ass kissing for old hag Crafterbeth. There is happy medium between the Crypt Keeper and Debbie Does Dallas a la KerriWest or Cara.

Anonymous said...

I'm no ass kisser, but I can tell you that CrafterBeth looks far better than I would look after running 26 miles.

Anonymous said...

How many effing threads do we need about those stupid mums?!

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So I'll go by her request to not post mean/ugly comments on her thread....but OMG those mums are ugly! It's fine that I don't 'get' that tradition either. Ugly is ugly. It looks like a white trash float.

Anonymous said...

I think the fugly mums are just an extension of all that is wrong with Texas and Texans, showy, loud, dumb, ugly, tasteless, and irritating.

SO TRUE. When somebody mentioned the bells making noise in the hallway too, all I could think of is a herd of Texas cattle with cowbells on.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't go to that expense for this either. And I don't 'get' them. But I agree with Maureen. It's one thing to say, I wouldn't spend money on that, I don't really like them. It's another to say, that's ridiculous, stupid or ugly. One is disagreement and opinion. That latter, those are just insults.

^^^^ batya's response on the mum thread.

I think that is absolutely absurd. I think they were just trying to be generous, but I still would not give my 4 y/o an iPhone.

^^^^ batya's response on the 4 year old with an iphone thread.

So, what exactly IS it ok to spend a lot of money on? Fucking pea hypocrite.

Anonymous said...

How about putting that money into their college fund!

Anonymous said...

How about putting that money into their college fund!
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Silly. Womenfolk don't need college. ;)

Anonymous said...

37 mum thing would come out of her pocket and the phone was a gift (not out of her pocket) LOL No hypocrisy there. She's just cheap and wouldn't spend the money on either.

Anonymous said...

It doesn't matter though, she's telling people spending money on one thing is absurd and not the other. It's her opinion.

Anonymous said...

So, what exactly IS it ok to spend a lot of money on? Fucking pea hypocrite.
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How is that being a hypocrite? I would not spend money on either of those things...why does that make me a hypocrite? A 4 year old does not need an iphone, and a homecoming mum should not cost $150...where is the hypocrisy??

Pear Clutcher said...

apples \ oranges

Anonymous said...

exactly #43...I don't get it...

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3125748

Cheloh is a teacher and can't spell existence? Really?
Seriously?

Anonymous said...

and glorib with her 3rd graders 9th grade comprehension.

oooook

Anonymous said...

I thought I was seeing shit.

5 microdermabrasion threads @@

Anonymous said...

Of course the "womenfolk" aka peas have to go college. They have to scout for a man to marry, so they can be lazy stay at home moms, who freeload off their husbands.

Anonymous said...

OMG in that DH photo thread, KikiN has not aged well at all.

Anonymous said...

WTF?? Why are some of those peas crawling out of the woodwork to post photos of their husbands?
Has Gina Miller EVER posted at NSBR before? but now she feels the need to post 5 photos of her DH?
Wasn't Staph D just posting about dating multiple guys, and all of a sudden she has a new "DH" She sure doesn't wait long between fuck buddies.

Anonymous said...

Freebirds husband looks about 25-30 years older than older.

Anonymous said...

50:
Yes, GMiller has posted before LOL

As for Staph, that's not her DH, that's just D LOL It's not just a *DH* thread..

FYI

Steph (D)Rebel
Smile Maker <3

PeaNut 69964 - February 2003
Posts: 19835 Layouts: 213
Loc: South Centralish Ohio
Posted: 10/6/2011 5:22:02 PM
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He's narrowed it down to apnea, restless leg syndrome or that i'm just effing crazy- or D says most likely a combo of the three with an emphasis on crazy bitch.

Lisa- we had a little falling out late spring or some. A lot of issues that piled up and we decided to take the summer to see what we wanted and then make a final decision. He came home the first week of September

Anonymous said...

So they were "on a break" over summer and she already signed up to an online dating site?
Obviously she's one of those women that can't be without a man.

Plus her stories are a bit off, she posted this:

PeaNut 69964 - February 2003

Posted: 9/1/2011 10:56:35 PM
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The long term bfriend and I broke up before Easter. He'll be up next month to visit and get the rest of his things, but he's dating someone else. I had a friend that I was hanging out with and who moved my stuff to the new place for me, but he wanted to sleep over and it gave me hives so I broke it off
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So the first week of Sept she's broken up with one guy, going on dates with another 2 and the ex is dating someone else too...but this was also the week her came running back to her?

Sure.

Anonymous said...

i guess when they rip the hanging leftover fat, it's a little hard to walk for a while?
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You would think it would be easier to walk. Maybe sore and a little painful but without 30lbs of hanging flab on your legs it should be more comfortable.



Silly. Womenfolk don't need college. ;)
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Duh. Invest enough in the right hair and clothes and pick the guy giving out the biggest mums and you don't need education.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 54 i guess when they rip the hanging leftover fat, it's a little hard to walk for a while?
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You would think it would be easier to walk. Maybe sore and a little painful but without 30lbs of hanging flab on your legs it should be more comfortable.
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With stiches? Eh, who knows.

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Anonymous said...

2 to 4 weeks...

Anonymous said...

Why was 2peasfaithful 200 pounds overweight? Does she have some sort of medical condition? Or she just loves twinkies and cola that much?

Anonymous said...

Just found the new space, doh.

Anonymous said...

WHOA WHOA WHOA

I thought Free-bird was like a 55 year old spinster. What the fuck?

Anonymous said...

Travelagent looks way better in the pic she posted than in her avatar. She really needs to change that pic!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3125807


"The woman I know valued life very much, was deeply religious..."


NEWSFLASH: Abortion clinics see women like this ^^^ every day. Jesus-loving, pro-life.

Anonymous said...

i guess when they rip the hanging leftover fat, it's a little hard to walk for a while?


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I know people who've had knee or hip replacements who were up and around in shorter time than 2Peas and her trimming off some extra skin.

They certainly didn't attention whore about it as much.

Anonymous said...

Most people can return to work after two to four weeks

Anonymous said...

Haven't you noticed the peas like to milk things for everything they're worth?

Anonymous said...

Amen, 62. I wondered if the OP was more upset about the secret or the chance that her mother was an evil baby-killer. My money's on the latter.

Sheep.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3125783

I wish a troll were around to make a comment about her thread title. I don't have the nerve.

Anonymous said...

her mother was an evil baby-killer.


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Because they've so convinced themselves that the only women who seek abortions are amoral sluts, welfare queens and evil latte-sipping liberals.

I have a relative who works in a clinic - half the clientel is good conservative christian ladies on the down low. Their case is "different" "special circumstance" etc etc.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3125783

I wish a troll were around to make a comment about her thread title. I don't have the nerve.

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Love the pea that eats her italian beef with cheese wiz!! Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse...plus she calls it a 'mock philly cheesesteak'!! Priceless!!

Hey Pineapple Ass said...

How'd ya like that empty suit cage match last night?

Reap---->sow. Idiot.

Anonymous said...

All Hail the Magikal Beouf!! BF isn't around. She is too busy on Facebook celebrating the "Week of Kelly" where Kelly Edge expects bowing and scraping because she turned 50 and still weighs the same as she did when she was 40. Oh, and don't forget about the fabu new boots she bought. @@ I hope she is able to get off her ass and stop watching reality TV long enough to give her DH a BJ for buying her those fabu new boots.

Anonymous said...

Which page is the pic with Freebird on it? I can't find her hubby pic.

Anonymous said...

How'd ya like that empty suit cage match last night?

Reap---->sow. Idiot.
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Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3125866

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Really?? Is this a 'friend' of suzannes that is trying to start something for her?? Maybe time for the Christmas box o lard???

Anonymous said...

All Hail the Magikal Beouf!! BF isn't around. She is too busy on Facebook celebrating the "Week of Kelly" where Kelly Edge expects bowing and scraping because she turned 50 and still weighs the same as she did when she was 40. Oh, and don't forget about the fabu new boots she bought. @@ I hope she is able to get off her ass and stop watching reality TV long enough to give her DH a BJ for buying her those fabu new boots.
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It's slightly disturbing how much you know about her.
AnnaNicole?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3125866

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Really?? Is this a 'friend' of suzannes that is trying to start something for her?? Maybe time for the Christmas box o lard???
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I'll give you a dollar if you post the link to the squillen meltdown.

Anonymous said...

A dollar is tempting....

Anonymous said...

All Hail the Magikal Beouf!! BF isn't around. She is too busy on Facebook celebrating the "Week of Kelly" where Kelly Edge expects bowing and scraping because she turned 50 and still weighs the same as she did when she was 40. Oh, and don't forget about the fabu new boots she bought. @@ I hope she is able to get off her ass and stop watching reality TV long enough to give her DH a BJ for buying her those fabu new boots.
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It's slightly disturbing how much you know about her.
AnnaNicole?

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I was wondering the same thing...plus BF has already responded on that thread...

Jane Doe said...

Hey guys,

Sorry I didn't post "new space" on the other thread, I thought I did!

I have been swamped the last few days so I haven't had a chance to read through the posts until now.

No, I am not IPF or anyone that has ever been accused of owning this place. Hope that clears it up.

I don't consider myself a "Top Tier" Pea, but I'm sure some of you would know me.

That's all you're gonna get. :)

Anonymous said...

Which page is the pic with Freebird on it? I can't find her hubby pic.

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Page 3. Someone thought she was her daughter, lol.

Anonymous said...

77: You owe me a dollar.

Anonymous said...

Thank you Golden!! If you will kindly give me your bank account number, SSN, major CC number with the 3 digit thingee on the back, and your full name and mailing address, I will directly deposit $1 plus $1 for the hassle into your bank account!

Anonymous said...

Meh, Freebird just used liberal amounts of da photoshop on her own mug. She hung the hubby out to dry and didn't smooth out any of his wrinkles.

Anonymous said...

I've seen freebird in person. That's what she looks like. No I'm not freebird.

Anonymous said...

Love the pea that eats her italian beef with cheese wiz!! Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse...plus she calls it a 'mock philly cheesesteak'!! Priceless!!

LMAO! So many tasteless bitches!

Anonymous said...

So how much older is freebirds husband?

Anonymous said...

freebirds husband is in his early 50's and she's early 40's. She's said this before on the bukkit.

Anonymous said...

77: You owe me a dollar.

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awesome. Send me your paypal.
Any relation to silverdolphin? ;)

and this...

I hate the snark that happens on this board.

(from same thread)
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3125866

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What complete and utter bullshit. If you don't love the drama go to one of the other billion or so message boards on the web that doesn't have drama.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha I originally made the GoldenPorpoise account to make some posts mocking SD.

Anonymous said...

freebirds husband is in his early 50's and she's early 40's. She's said this before on the bukkit.

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Sorry, my nose isn't always up freebirds ass

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3125866

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Really?? Is this a 'friend' of suzannes that is trying to start something for her?? Maybe time for the Christmas box o lard???

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Oh and we have a friend chiming in who's all too willing to giver her contact information...

I can get a message to Suzanne if anyone would like to get in contact with her. Peamail me

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Yeah, I'm guessing it's cookie time and her little shills are planting their seeds.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha I originally made the GoldenPorpoise account to make some posts mocking SD.
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?? SD = sdeven?? or some other pea?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I'm guessing it's cookie time and her little shills are planting their seeds.

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If the idiots on that thread whining about how she was 'run off' actually read the thread...squeals acts like a total bitch through out the whole thing. She kept it going and she was partly (mostly) responsible for how blown up it got. If she had any grace or class at all, she would have bowed out on the first page and apologized for breaking the terms of 2peas. Nope, she just kept on and kept on...and her 'friends' didn't help much either...

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3125853

I don't get it, they knew their dh smoked when they met him and when they decided to marry him. Now they want him to quit???

Anonymous said...

Is Haysmom that fucking dumb that she doesn't the link to what happened with Squeelin is already in the thread?

Crackhead Mary said...

Can we have ONE thread for the fucking MUMS?

Thanks

Anonymous said...

How about NO threads for the fucking mums.

Ugly little shits.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 90 freebirds husband is in his early 50's and she's early 40's. She's said this before on the bukkit.

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Sorry, my nose isn't always up freebirds ass

October 19, 2011 12:59 PM
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Damn, I thought she answered pretty nicely, no snottiness like *keep up* or anything and you had to be rude. Typical..

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3125898

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Let me take a stab at this one...the OP is the mother of the girl that put the bug spry in her friend's drink, and she wanted validation that her bitch daughter was totally OK putting bug spray in a drink, and it was just harmless fun. I predict she never comes back to the thread, or she deletes the OP.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3125898

I bet it was her daughter that did the poisoning.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3125906

ohhhh yea! A brag post!

Anonymous said...

#99...that is the same poster that started the 1950 abortion post and then ran from that one. She ran from that one when she didn't get validation there...

Unknown said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3125898

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Let me take a stab at this one...the OP is the mother of the girl that put the bug spry in her friend's drink, and she wanted validation that her bitch daughter was totally OK putting bug spray in a drink, and it was just harmless fun. I predict she never comes back to the thread, or she deletes the OP.
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Wow. No way should anyone validate that, that's not a joke or funny. Could be considered trying to harm/kill someone :O

Anonymous said...

#103...I posted that, and I did not mean that it should be validated at all!! I agree, it is not a joke nor is is funny, and I think the girl needs to have some serious consequences. I was just guessing who the op was in this situation. Usually peas stick around after posting a thread to be able to add details or discuss opinions. Since the op is now MIA, I was guessing that she was not getting the answers she was looking for.

Anonymous said...

A sampling of Jonduhs superior critical thinking skills, from the Ohio wild animals thread:

"....I still don't see why they shot the camels and giraffes....."

Stupid, stupid little twit. I hope a deer runs out in front of his car. Maybe then he'll figure it out.

Anonymous said...

nightowl crapper really fucking bugs the heck out of me. on the bug spray thread, shes at it again arguing about the part of a brain that controls impulses. She always has to be fucking right and will argue with anyone. she would probably still be arguing the point if a fucking rocket surgeon got on the thread to educate her ass.

Unknown said...

104 I didn't think you meant she should be validated :) I don't think any sane person would think that!

How scary that someone would do that and their mom not think its wrong right away..

Anonymous said...

Didn't he have an Arab boyfriend? You'd think he have a clue how effing mean and dangerous camels can be.

Wait. It's Jonda we're talking about - he knows nothing outside his own little bubble.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3125898

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Let me take a stab at this one...the OP is the mother of the girl that put the bug spry in her friend's drink, and she wanted validation that her bitch daughter was totally OK putting bug spray in a drink, and it was just harmless fun. I predict she never comes back to the thread, or she deletes the OP.
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no, no, no, you got it all wrong! sweetshabbyroses is a neurotic that hates her DIL with every fibre of her being because she has this impression that her DIL took away her dear, dear precious son from her.
I think she is an older lady. I don't think the 10 year old is her daughter.
No matter, from what I remember, I think that she is a trainwreck.

One thing you got right is that she likes to delete her posts when it doesn't go her way.

Anonymous said...

sweetshabbyroses is a neurotic that hates her DIL with every fibre of her being because she has this impression that her DIL took away her dear, dear precious son from her.
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thanks for posting that. her user ID was some bells in my head but I couldn't remember what brand of crazy it was.

Anonymous said...

Didn't he have an Arab boyfriend? You'd think he have a clue how effing mean and dangerous camels can be.

Wait. It's Jonda we're talking about - he knows nothing outside his own little bubble.
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No, only lusting after Arab boys in a gay forum. A pea detective found him there lusting after young Muslim boys.

Anonymous said...

sweetshabbyroses is a neurotic that hates her DIL with every fibre of her being because she has this impression that her DIL took away her dear, dear precious son from her.
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thanks for posting that. her user ID was some bells in my head but I couldn't remember what brand of crazy it was.

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She also got all pissy pants when someone made some photo collage for aunt Mergatroyd because it stole her thunder from the scrapbook she was pissing around and taking her sweet as time on. Poor old aunt Mergatroyd was gonna be dead by the time she finished it.
She didn't like the answers she was getting so she deleted her snivelling "poor me" posts.

The posts she writes in response to threads and the ones she starts always have this underlying sentiment of being perpetually offended about things and people in her life.

Anonymous said...

The posts she writes in response to threads and the ones she starts always have this underlying sentiment of being perpetually offended about things and people in her life.
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Her posting style drives me crazy. It's like she is trying to be a vague and nondescript as possible, then gets offended when people don't understand her.

Anonymous said...

The posts she writes in response to threads and the ones she starts always have this underlying sentiment of being perpetually offended about things and people in her life.
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Her posting style drives me crazy. It's like she is trying to be a vague and nondescript as possible, then gets offended when people don't understand her.
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That is not how I see it. When she posts, she is usually the snivelling martyr or victim in the scenario and gets all pissy and offended when no one agrees with her.
Ever since she's been flamed on a couple of her own threads and then deleted, she's kept her opinion to herself but you can still smell the underlying "I'm the victim" in her posts now.
You can just sense that she's a passive aggressive chickenshit.

Anonymous said...

Holy shit wholearmor doesn't have a neck

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3125682

Anonymous said...

It tells me we're at 94%, but 10 times my salary only moves me to 99.5? That just seems off.

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It doesn't go past 11.

Link:

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3125906

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3125906

So what was the op's old pea name??

Anonymous said...

I call bullshit on that picture that BurningVag posted of her and her DH. Her DH looks like a typical midwestern, overweight doofus but that DOES NOT look like any other picture I have ever seen of her. Some serious blown out lighting and photoshop is going on there.

Anonymous said...

I am in the 94%, suck that bitches!

Anonymous said...

118 I'd like to see a picture of your fat ass. People who comment on other people looks anon is 99% fat and probably butt ugly themselves. People who feel good about themselves don't need to put down other people.

Anonymous said...

120-jeesus, get off your fucking high horse. I looked at the BF photo and thought the same thing. That doesn't me we are fat. I am so fucking tired of your dumb bitches using that "you must be obese" line all the time.

THINK OF SOMETHING NEW!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

117, it's PunchPrincess. Seanna outed her.

Anonymous said...

Figures it would be Schwana to do the outing...she does keep the master spreadsheets and all. Bitch.

Anonymous said...

121-Read my last sentence BITCH! It says it all. That's the most important lesson you could learn but obviously you are too dumb too.

Anonymous said...

no, no, no, you got it all wrong! sweetshabbyroses is a neurotic that hates her DIL with every fibre of her being because she has this impression that her DIL took away her dear, dear precious son from her.
I think she is an older lady. I don't think the 10 year old is her daughter.
No matter, from what I remember, I think that she is a trainwreck.

8888888888888888

Between sweethsabbyroses and susan's sister - those old broads are fucked up.

Anonymous said...

PunchPrincess did not change her name because she was being stalked or whatever the bullshit reason she gave, it was because she imploded on a few of her threads. She was shown to be a racist asshole.

Anonymous said...

A pea detective found him there lusting after young Muslim boys.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Anonymous said...

124-pull out the anal plug before you explode and make a mess.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3125983

OF COURSE all the peas keep their car forever and ONLY PAY CASH for it! Only their sister/bff/frenemy/neighbors cousins boyfriends bffs mailman/ex would trade for a new one every 2 years and always have a car loan.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 118 I call bullshit on that picture that BurningVag posted of her and her DH. Her DH looks like a typical midwestern, overweight doofus but that DOES NOT look like any other picture I have ever seen of her. Some serious blown out lighting and photoshop is going on there.

October 19, 2011 7:42 PM

I think she looks just fine and the gray is a good thing. The fake dark shit was overbearing.

Uhh, the hubs? No comment..

Anonymous said...

I think she looks just fine and the gray is a good thing. The fake dark shit was overbearing.

Uhh, the hubs? No comment..
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That is what I thought as well...although her face looks a little too smooth...how old is she?

Anonymous said...

maybe it's the cocoNUT oil?

Anonymous said...

Why is Staph always kissing L'urine's ass? She must be her biggest dildo customer.

Anonymous said...

http://debwisker.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54fca451488340134851fe4c9970c-pi

from left to right... "Pudgy Groundhog", "Batya", "Peabay", me, "Squillen" with Perry, and in front, "Danid" with Paige.

Anonymous said...

momofacpsjmae
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PeaNut 38841 - May 2002
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Posted: 4/21/2011 10:01:41 AM
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I must be crazy because I'm already thinking what I should do for 4th of July goodie boxes. Want to hear what I'm thinking so far?
March 18 at 4:58pm Ãâہ¡ÃƒÆ’â€Å¡Ãƒ‚· Like Ãâہ¡ÃƒÆ’â€Å¡Ãƒ‚·
3 people like this.

Yep....spill it!
March 18 at 5:00pm Ãâہ¡ÃƒÆ’â€Å¡Ãƒ‚· Like

Out with it.
March 18 at 5:03pm Ãâہ¡ÃƒÆ’â€Å¡Ãƒ‚· Like

Bahaha... okay.. here's what I have so far. I normally like 10 different items in the box, but I am having trouble finding 2 other items. Would love some input!!
March 18 at 5:05pm Ãâہ¡ÃƒÆ’â€Å¡Ãƒ‚· Like

Red Velvet Cake Balls, Almondine Sugar Cookies, Firecracker Mix (think Puppy Chow), Flag Fudge (has layers of red, white & blue), Double Berry Truffles, Blueberry Taffy, Root Beer Hard Candy, Lemonade Cookies, Patriotic Pinwheel cookies.......
March 18 at 5:07pm Ãâہ¡ÃƒÆ’â€Å¡Ãƒ‚· Like


March 18 at 5:07pm Ãâہ¡ÃƒÆ’â€Å¡Ãƒ‚· Like

I'm leaning toward items that won't perish in the heat during shipping.. which is why there are a lot more candies and not a lot of chocolate (I'll probably have to ship with ice packs).
March 18 at 5:10pm Ãâہ¡ÃƒÆ’â€Å¡Ãƒ‚· Like

I dare you to post this at the pod.
March 18 at 5:10pm Ãâہ¡ÃƒÆ’â€Å¡Ãƒ‚· Like Ãâہ¡ÃƒÆ’â€Å¡Ãƒ‚· 4 people

ROFL. I don't see why they'd have a problem with it. I'm not selling anything... just discussing, right?
March 18 at 5:11pm Ãâہ¡ÃƒÆ’â€Å¡Ãƒ‚· Like Ãâہ¡ÃƒÆ’â€Å¡Ãƒ‚· 1 person

Or better yet... why don't one of YOU post something asking ME if I'm thinking of doing 4th of July boxes!
March 18 at 5:11pm Ãâہ¡ÃƒÆ’â€Å¡Ãƒ‚· Like Ãâہ¡ÃƒÆ’â€Å¡Ãƒ‚· 2 people

<<innocent
March 18 at 5:11pm Ãâہ¡ÃƒÆ’â€Å¡Ãƒ‚· Like Ãâہ¡ÃƒÆ’â€Å¡Ãƒ‚· 1 person

I would do that and just claim innocence. I am not on the POD nearly enough to see very thread. even though I did see the thread about your boxes. crazy peas!
March 18 at 5:15pm Ãâہ¡ÃƒÆ’â€Å¡Ãƒ‚· Like

How about JoNell post it, I buy the last one and than offer to sell it to the highest bidder?!
March 18 at 5:17pm Ãâہ¡ÃƒÆ’â€Å¡Ãƒ‚· Like Ãâہ¡ÃƒÆ’â€Å¡Ãƒ‚· 5 people

Yes, excellent idea Julie!!
March 18 at 5:18pm Ãâہ¡ÃƒÆ’â€Å¡Ãƒ‚· Like

how about s'mores?
March 18 at 5:23pm Ãâہ¡ÃƒÆ’â€Å¡Ãƒ‚· Like

No I think you should post the for sale post and them someone needs to start a separate post about how unfair this all is
March 18 at 5:24pm Ãâہ¡ÃƒÆ’â€Å¡Ãƒ‚· Like Ãâہ¡ÃƒÆ’â€Å¡Ãƒ‚· 1 person

Something with Pop Rocks candy in it???
March 18 at 5:30pm Ãâہ¡ÃƒÆ’â€Å¡Ãƒ‚· Like

One day I will be able to get one of these...until then I will just drool a bit
March 18 at 5:40pm Ãâہ¡ÃƒÆ’â€Å¡Ãƒ‚· Like

I have an idea.....if you need to test it in the heat you can send it to my Texas address and I will let you know if it held up. Your selections sound AMAZING!!!!
March 18 at 6:13pm Ãâہ¡ÃƒÆ’â€Å¡Ãƒ‚· Like

Suzanne, I'm in the mood for drama - want me to post? lol
March 18 at 6:38pm Ãâہ¡ÃƒÆ’â€Å¡Ãƒ‚· Like

Oh, I am going to watch. . .as if the POD needs drama.
March 18 at 6:56pm Ãâہ¡ÃƒÆ’â€Å¡Ãƒ‚· Like

Oooo Oooo...I'll post!!!! I never start drama at the bucket!!!
March 18 at 8:58pm Ãâہ¡ÃƒÆ’â€Å¡Ãƒ‚· Like
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flstatenolefan, this certainly doesn't look like you're invested. It really looks like you're just 'interested'....

Anonymous said...

that sure looks sneaky, not so innocent
flstatenolefan is an uber-cunt

Anonymous said...

134-what a bunchy of homely women. Batya looks like she got hit in the face with a door and Squills needs to quit eating everything she bakes. Pudgy is kind of cute but the rest, gack!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3125990

Seriously? My friend's DOCTORS can't diagnose him, I'll just let the peas do it? These threads kill me. I can maybe understand asking while you're waiting to see a doctor or waiting for test results, but the doctor can't figure it out, so let's just hear about every hypochondriac pea says?

Anonymous said...

Didn't he have an Arab boyfriend? You'd think he have a clue how effing mean and dangerous camels can be.

Wait. It's Jonda we're talking about - he knows nothing outside his own little bubble.
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No, only lusting after Arab boys in a gay forum. A pea detective found him there lusting after young Muslim boys.
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somebody better warn allipeas not to post a pic of her mooslim boyfriend

Anonymous said...

138 - I don't think it's a bad idea to look for answers anywhere you can find them. There are some medical conditions that are rare or uncommon - doctors can't be expected to know every single thing. Maybe somebody else has a similar experience and can offer ome ideas to follow up on. Can't hurt. I liken it to the days before the internet where somebody might read an article about a random medical condition in a magazine or Reader's Digest and it's an answer to what they've been going through.

Anonymous said...

http://debwisker.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54fca451488340134851fe4c9970c-pi

_____________________________

Now we know why she needs to shill her illegally sold cookies to the peas. They can't afford shoes for the kid.

now I feel sad.

Anonymous said...

L'urine's post about being unfriended by Squillen was funny. She was mad because she "had bought Suzanne's cookies!one!"

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't be surprised if Lauren was the rat

Baby Needs a New Pair of Shoes! said...

LMAO 141

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't be surprised if Lauren was the rat
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first thing I thought when she started caterwauling about how she had been unfriended.

Anonymous said...

Gross, who lets their kid run around a restaurant with no shoes on? God knows what kind of crud and fungus is on that floor. Put some damn shoes on your kid loser!!

And Lauren. "Bitch, I paid for her friendship when I bought those fucking cookies. How dare that twat unfriend my skank ass!!"

Anonymous said...

143, that does sound like something Lauren would do. Speaking of, we need some new nicknames for her.

Anonymous said...

Why I am not surprised that fag hag AngelKriC is defending Squills? I am sure she helped her gay husband shill the crap he stole from Hobby Lobby or Michaels (can't remember which store it was). I can't stand that bitch.

Oh and dumbass...rediculous is not a fucking work.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3126071
________________________________

Another cautionary tale about what a completely bad idea it is to put all of your eggs in a basket and not be able to take care of yourself if the shit hits the fan.

Honestly I feel bad for her but get yourself covered women!

Anonymous said...

Did you guys see the photo of the "calendar schedule" Ali Edwards showed from this past week? It shows when Chris comes to pick up the kids.

Doesn't look good :( Very sad :(

Anonymous said...

150-no one here cares about so called scrap celebs. Take that stupid shit to the ScrapSmack blog where they still froth and wet themselves over scrapbooking.

Anonymous said...

Jesus Christ, 134, no wonder Squillen's pictures only showed her from the neck up. And I liked her--I feel sorry for her now.

Peabay looks nice. Batya looks like a mean-ass bitch.

Anonymous said...

http://debwisker.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54fca451488340134851fe4c9970c-pi

from left to right... "Pudgy Groundhog", "Batya", "Peabay", me, "Squillen" with Perry, and in front, "Danid" with Paige.

.............................................

What a bunch of FATTY'S!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3125817&pg=1

Captain K really blew the whistle on Miss I-Can't-Afford-My-Medication. I wondered when the skeletons would come out.

Anonymous said...

@140 you must be one of those idiots that ask the peas to diagnose them. It not only a bad idea, but can be dangerous. If the doctor can't diagnose you with all the tests no way in he'll will some random person on the Internet have an answer. NO WAY.
This "can't hurt" attitude is a complete crock. Can hurt, and make you look like a complete fucktard to your doctor to boot.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3125817&pg=1

Captain K really blew the whistle on Miss I-Can't-Afford-My-Medication. I wondered when the skeletons would come out.
______________________________________________

WOW.
Love how some people are like they shouldn't have to be miserable.
Please, Iphones, acrylics and vacations (skiing? come on) are luxuries.

Anonymous said...

156-yeah, that chick really pisses me the hell off. How can you qualify for government medical care yet buy all that shit? Skiing vacations? Fuck me running. I pay for my own insurance so that means I can't afford those luxuries. Maybe I should cry poor and get on the guberment dole so I can spend MY money on the fun stuff.

Talk about an entitled bitch. SHE is what is wrong with the country.

Anonymous said...

Love how KikiN makes the cookie thread all about *her*

Anonymous said...

Thank you Captain K for outting that self-entitled "I'm too poor to afford health insurance, so I'll let the government pay for it while I go skiing" bitch.

You have just become my new hero.

Anonymous said...

158-would you expect anything less from a hand-slapping, attention whore?

Anonymous said...

Thank you, 155!! Totally agree. Those diagnose me threads are enough to make a person sick.
Dumbasses all.

Anonymous said...

Captain K, you have another brand new fan here.
Wow.

Anonymous said...

Yikes on the photo. Now I know why Squillen had to move her business online. Who wants to buy baked goods from a fatty.

Anonymous said...

I thought Steph had only boys??? Or is that presumed girl not one of hers?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3125682

You'll have to scroll down some.

Anonymous said...

Squillen unfriended Lauren because she no longer eats sugar and is no longer a potential customer. Duh!

Anonymous said...

126 -- that's kinda nasty calling someone racist and not backing it up with proof. Where's the link?

Keri West said...

Captain Kunt is a fucking stalker psycho. She is the poster child for all that is wrong with teh internetz.

Anonymous said...

I'm no Capt K fan usually but she totally nailed it on this one.

Anonymous said...

new car thread....only a few posts until some bitch starts saying how irresponsible it was to own a new car. I laugh when I go to the bucket and they ALL have no credit card debt, they ALL pay cash for everything, and they ALL make 250K a year......lying bitches...all of them..and how has burning feather not made a comment on that thread.

Anonymous said...

BurningFeather is too busy watching her hair turn gray and photoshopping her wrinkles out of her pictures while make her husband look like more of a hillbilly fatty than he already is.

Anonymous said...

I don't even own my car, I lease it. THE HORROR

Anonymous said...

I laugh when I go to the bucket and they ALL have no credit card debt, they ALL pay cash for everything, and they ALL make 250K a year...


don't forget, they ALL have on the spectrum "special" kids, whilst at the same time they ALL have 3rd graders performing at 7th grade level.

Anonymous said...

I also recall the "won't be getting Medicaid anymore" pea posting quite a bit about getting tattoos. She's also the one with the ginger sons who both have earrings. Her dh had a mullet I think and earrings and they all dress like hillbilly rappers.

Anonymous said...

It tells me we're at 94%, but 10 times my salary only moves me to 99.5? That just seems off.

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It doesn't go past 11.

What? I don't get it. What doesn't go past 11?

Anonymous said...

I thought Steph had only boys??? Or is that presumed girl not one of hers?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3125682

You'll have to scroll down some.

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I have always thought one of her boys looked a lot like a girl, especially with the too long hair.

Anonymous said...

lol 173...hillbilly rappers. That's so funny it needs repeating.

Sad thing is if the bitch actually did everything Capt K suggested, she could afford a health insurance plan. What happens when one of her kids breaks his leg on their ski trip?

Anonymous said...

176-no shit! of course, back then, the guberment would have paid for her kid's broken leg.

hasn't posted shit about eReaders and other goodies? She just really pisses me off. As for qualifying, I am sure her husband "hid" things nicely since he is self employed. maybe the guberment did a little investigation and found out they ain't as poor as they say. hmmmmm

Anonymous said...

I am sure her husband "hid" things nicely since he is self employed. maybe the guberment did a little investigation and found out they ain't as poor as they say. hmmmmm
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yup that's totally what I thought.

essentially fraud.

Anonymous said...

Well I am another one tipping my hat to Captain K. I hate people who suck off the government while thinking that the niceties of life are owed to them.

I don't have an iphone, or fake nails, haven't been on a real vacation in over 4 years, and I'm actually buying some clothing items at Walmart! Seriously! I picked up a couple of cardigans for work there last week.

And, I work full time! I'm single, so I'm not spending anyone elses money but mine. We had cutbacks at work and I'm feeling the pinch.

If I can do it, so can she. Oh, and I take a buttload of medications too. My insurance pays for most of it.

Anonymous said...

Thank you, Captain K!

We have iphones, I get pedicures regularly (but not nasty acrylic nails), and we take regular vacations... those are all luxuries that we pay for - in addition to our insurance premiums and pharmacy co-pays.

We've had times when money was tight, and the first things to go were luxuries - and we used that money to pay for essentials...like health insurance.

Oh, and just for good measure, I have a new car and a car payment.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3123871

Her sister sounds like a bigger drag than her. Taking a trip to Disney while hating theme parks? Also hates shopping. How about spending quality time with your family.

Anonymous said...

Do you hear banjos playing in the background when reading this post?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3126190

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 182 Do you hear banjos playing in the background when reading this post?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3126190

October 21, 2011 2:32 AM

888888888888888

No, they might be in your back yard though! Runnnnn!!

Anonymous said...

*salutes* Capt K, well done, well done. LOL!

Anonymous said...

I hate people abusing the system, but it's ridiculous that poor and sick people have to go searching and begging - from insurance co.'s, pharmacys, churchs, charities, etc - to get help.

Anonymous said...

Who's going to be the first pea to announce the news that Obama has offically declared an end to the Iraq war and is pulling all troops?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3126197

Damn! Now the sheep will be peaing all the damn time.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3126208

Helpless Pea of the Day Award.

It's a dog, idiot! He doesn't care what you name him!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3126279

I'll give her a C for effort.

What an idiot. He was killed YESTERDAY and she is just now posting this **breaking news**

Little late sweetie.

Anonymous said...

189 she wasn't announcing his death.

did you even read it?

she simply asked a question; you know, for discussion

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Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3126197&pg=2

Aprilfay had a baby?! Wow...where have I been?

Anonymous said...

191-did she seriously name her baby Maximus? Is the kid from her tatted, ghetto, gansta boyfriend?

Anonymous said...

I think they broke up, then got back together and popped out a kid

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3125817&pg=2
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Here's what I don't get about the whole medicaid situation (beyond having what almost anyone would consider luxuries).
Her kids are at least 10 and 12, meaning they have been in school full time for at least 4 years (don't know how old the siggie line is).

At what point did it get decided that it would be better to take state aid for insurance than to get a part time job during the day while the kids are at school?
And she has to meet with a social worker to get it or continue it? I cannot even imagine the lengths I would be willing to go to before I ever let the government into my family's business.

Is there no stigma to taking government aid anymore? Particularly when there are other options? Clearly there are other options here.

Anonymous said...

the other option is stepping up and being responsible for yourself and your family and getting off your ass. But it is so easy to get everything handed to you.
If the government would like to increase jobs they should Hire a bunch of people to start following up on people who are on assistance for long periods of time. I'm sure the money that will be saved will be more than the wages needed to pay these people.
The system is in place for those who need it. And if you need it I hope you can get it. It is the abusers of the system that wreck it for everyone.
I have never been on assistance and I hope I never am. And I wouldn't look down on anyone for being on it.
Sorry just frustrates me.

Anonymous said...

yeah, I don't understand why she didn't get off her ass and get a job either. makes no fucking sense.

anyone know what kind of "business" her husband is in? plus, if you can't afford insurance for your family while self-employed, maybe it is time to GET REAL and get a job where you can get insurance for your family. If you are that fucking poor being self-employed that you need government medical care, GET A FUCKING CLUE....you are not successful, you are a fucking loser sucking off the guberment tit.

Anonymous said...

I get the feeling that Lowrent is gearing up for a boozefest tonight. Should be fun!

Anonymous said...

You should never let your right hand know what your left hand is doing-


77777777777777777777777777777

typhus showing her total ignorance again on the Obama personal checks thread. Typhus, you stupid wing nut bitch, the saying, "the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing", implies that the right hand SHOULD know what the left hand is doing. Doofus!!

Anonymous said...

So scary that Typhus is a teacher. I wonder if her students have realized that they are probably brighter than she is. I also wonder where she went to college.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3126313

What the fuck is PP asking?

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