Friday, October 14, 2011

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Anonymous said...

Hey

Anonymous said...

You!

Anonymous said...

In on the ground floor!

Anonymous said...

Get off of my cloud.

Anonymous said...

Pet Enthusiast = twunt

IPeaFreely = twunt

Anonymous said...

The parent thread is really bugging the shit out of me. Some of these people have a real sense of entitlement. I would love to see how many of these peas are sitting at home in front of the computer while their kids are begging them to play with them Oh, mommy didn't buy me nice clothes, but there were a lot of them... oh, I wanted to go to bible study (Rachag) but my mom wouldn't take me. Give me a damn break. Those parents were putting food on the table and trying to survive your sorry ass. For fucks sake, I read an article about a kid and her brother that were seized by CPS from a doublel wide that were covered in animal bites, and feces, and their mother brought home roadkill for them to eat. They were sitting there filty eating a damn dead, decombposing deer. I bet they wanted to go to bible study. They say teens are fucking self entitled, I think middle aged scrapbooking housewives set the damn bar for self entitlement.

Anonymous said...

L'Urine's ramping up the froth for election year.

Pace yourself, you old hag, or you'll stroke out far before November rolls around.

Anonymous said...

Sure, now it works.

Anonymous said...

L'Urine's ramping up the froth for election year.

Pace yourself, you old hag, or you'll stroke out far before November rolls around.

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I like to search for alternate sources when they start frothing - I'm always amazed that I can usually only find right-wing blogs and Fox news sources for most of what they post.

Anonymous said...

I know what you mean 6, I had to quit reading that thread, my eyeballs rolled so far up into my head I couldn't see anymore.

Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for the peas who were legitimately neglected or abused. But the ones who think they were neglected because they never ate out--give me a fucking break. Or because they had to wear dorky 1970s clothes in the '70s.

And Lauren is ramping up.

Anonymous said...

Or because they had to wear dorky 1970s clothes in the '70s.
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No joke. It was the 70s there was like 4 people that looked cool and everyone else was gluing on fake chest hair and trying to rock wings in their hair.

Anonymous said...

I have a picture of my dad in the '70s, getting a perm. In his naturally curly hair. 1970s= high dorkdom.

Anonymous said...

Pace yourself, you old hag, or you'll stroke out far before November rolls around.

We can only hope so! Clapping my hands with glee at the thought.

Is it just me or does Annabella look like a bobblehead? She is an idiot to boot.

The parenthood thread pisses me off too. I would love to have their kids come on and talk about what their parents are not providing for them.

Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for the kids that have Mrs. Tyler as a teacher. Poor brainwashed, bible thumping, close minded little souls.

Anonymous said...

omg I am a child of the seventies. to this day I am still traumatized by my mother making me wear a pair of brown and beige plaid KNIT pants!! but the worst thing? due to a growth spurt they were totally high waters!! my mother was an elegant woman of the fifties and had beautiful clothes. she must have been aware this was a terrible fashion faux pas.

Anonymous said...

I am a child of the 70's too and I am also traumatized by my mother making me wear a green plaid knit hot pant suit,that she made... with my hair in pig tails and made me take a picture..I see that picture today and my face is totally queered out...my mom was also a fashionista from the 60's...she didn't drive us anywhere..they ate steak,we had hot dogs..children were to be seen and not heard..I was not to be educated. I really believe she expected me to marry rich and baptist..lol

Anonymous said...

I am also traumatized by my mother making me wear a green plaid knit hot pant suit


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lol, I didn't think anyone could beat my horrendous plaid pants, but you just did. I think the home made element really adds to the trauma of it all.

Anonymous said...

Oh 18..you made my day

Anonymous said...

What a bunch of whiny ass bitches. If you're a grown woman and you're still boohooing over some imagined childhood slight or unfairness than that says more about you than it does your parents.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3124931

Why does anyone ask for weight loss/nutrition advice from the peas???

I love that there's always at least one person who says the person in question isn't eating enough calories :)

Anonymous said...

L'urine has been trying to draw out allipeas beginning with the Gilad Shalit thread.

Her latest attempt is the lame El Al security thread. The joke has been around for over a year, she just changed it to an Israeli airport to tick off Allipeas.

L'urine's such a ignorant ugly bitch.

Anonymous said...

The pod is L'Urine's only peer social group. She probably wakes up in the morning alone, plays with her dildo and has a cup of coffee before coming to the pod to try and bring everyone down with her.

Anonymous said...

and you're still boohooing over some imagined childhood slight or unfairness than that says

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Well at least my childhood ugly pants trauma didn't prevent me from learning to spell common English words. Get over yourself dumbass.

Anonymous said...

Nice to see the spelling and grammar bitch is with us this weekend.

So glad you could take time out of your busy life to correct minor shit on a blog.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 25 Nice to see the spelling and grammar bitch is with us this weekend.

So glad you could take time out of your busy life to correct minor shit on a blog.

October 15, 2011 2:54 PM



Being forced to wear fugly clothing in childhood prepares you for anything life can throw at you. People like you that were dressed like fashion plates have it so easy and are so entitled. You treat spelling and grammar like it's a outmoded convention that doesn't apply to you. :)

Anonymous said...

24 I was referring to the whiny ass bitches at the bukkit not here. As for my minor typo, really who gives a crap???

Anonymous said...

27 I take it all back then. Nobody can say I am not a fair person. The forced wearing of the fashions of the early seventies has made me a more merciful person.

Anonymous said...

Thank you 28, my mother forced me to wear a flared orange trouser suit in the 70's, so I too can be merciful.
PS Despite this most heinous of crimes I still love my mother!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 25 Nice to see the spelling and grammar bitch is with us this weekend.

So glad you could take time out of your busy life to correct minor shit on a blog.

October 15, 2011 2:54 PM

nice to see the whiny bitch who corrects the spelling and grammar bitch is with us.

so glad you could take the time to be with us.

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Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 9 L'Urine's ramping up the froth for election year.

Pace yourself, you old hag, or you'll stroke out far before November rolls around.

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I like to search for alternate sources when they start frothing - I'm always amazed that I can usually only find right-wing blogs and Fox news sources for most of what they post.

October 15, 2011 8:19 AM

Sorry that they piss on your parade. It's all about you isn't it? LOL Liberal...

Anonymous said...

30 loser is the stuttering bitch,,,that would be you

Anonymous said...

I guess we talk about 30 here alot.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3124900

PissFreely still obsessed after her all nighter nere

Anonymous said...

how many CUNT bombs did she drop on here last night after admitting it was her and calling us all cunts for seeing through her bs? We're all PE though in her eyes its never her that is the prob

Anonymous said...

How cute Lauren is pretending to have friends over tonight

Anonymous said...

Hi Petcuntiness!

Anonymous said...

#37 Bzzt! Wrong again

Anonymous said...

ITA 136 - I read that and thought a bunch of 60 year olds are having a sleep over and painting their nails...WTF??
Maybe it's an Alzheimer's group.

They want snacks? You just got home from dinner, this is why you used to weight 500 pounds and had your stomach sewed shut - skip the snacks.

Anonymous said...

gotta love Annabelle the pod dipshit troll calling out other posters

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3124687&pg=3

Annabella
Posted: 10/15/2011 7:41:04 PM
LOL MamaShosh and kind pea do not belong in the same sentence

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batya
Posted: 10/15/2011 7:43:15 PM
I feel like I'm in some sort of alternate universe. Shosh is a wonderful, regular contributing pea. She's never harsh to people, posts thoughtfully.
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Annabella
Posted: 10/15/2011 7:51:03 PM
Well you must have missed those posts.

Anonymous said...

I'm going to have to agree with Annabella, as much as it pains me to do so, mamashosh is a twunt.

Anonymous said...

Annabella's head is filled with fruit flies.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3093883&pg=1


lmao

Anonymous said...

What about all us 70's girls, who had their long hair cut in to a pixie or dorothy hamill, because our mothers thought it would look cute.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 32 30 loser is the stuttering bitch,,,that would be you

October 15, 2011 5:02 PM

hi scrappertastic

Anonymous said...

Hi Lauren! We all know you come here to read and to post. You are so cunty.

Anonymous said...

IPF seems to appear on all the threads that reference this blog and seems to have an un healthy obsession with L'Urine. Just sayin

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3124900

PissFreely still obsessed after her all nighter nere
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how many CUNT bombs did she drop on here last night after admitting it was her and calling us all cunts for seeing through her bs? We're all PE though in her eyes its never her that is the prob
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Ha, I see PetEnthusiast has come here to bitch about IPfreely since she's getting a nice ol' pee-pee slap. How am I not shocked that PetEnthusiast is a blog bitch?

Anonymous said...

yeah 'cause only one person person hates IpeeFreely @@

Your obsession with pet is creepy though. I read that thread and i don't see why she'd come here when she told your ass off there no problem

you just cant seem to get over the slights there and here last night and your freak flag is flyin high bitch

Anonymous said...

Yo 49, I mean PetEnthusiast, I am 48 and not IPFreely. But no worries Pet, I've noticed you get pretty cunty numerous times.

Anonymous said...

PetEnthusiast is a miserable bitch. When she dies, her 200 or so cats won't even bother eating her.

Anonymous said...

IPF has strange history at the bukkit. Few remember her alters and stalking history. She has a strange relationship with Annabella. I think they met up once. One of them referenced it a long time ago. Can't think of a stranger friendship. That thread is full of responses from people who pretend not to read here. They know why IPF was trying to be Bootzee. She failed.

Anonymous said...

Wha??? That is a strange union. Who knows ipf? Seems like more is known about AB.

Anonymous said...

Um, who the fuck is Bootzee?

Anonymous said...

I love pet enthusiast. she tells 'em straight. my kinda gal.

Anonymous said...

Did anyone call out peanut Pattie over the fat girl vs mo's eye brows thing. I didn't wade into that thread.

Anonymous said...

http://ruminationsrevelationsandramblings.blogspot.com/2011/10/im-angry.html?spref=fb


Could this be someone from the pod?

Anonymous said...

#57 OMG Who? That is fucking disturbing!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3125054
Yes, don't go. The Irish do not need your level of stupid in their country.

Anonymous said...

Two peas is soooooo boring on Sunday.

Anonymous said...

57, that is beyond fucked up. And total bullshit. A dog was squashed to death and none of those fuckwads heard a thing? Yeah, right. Crazy bitter mom probably tried to do the thing she could do to make her kids hate dad
The most. Something is way off about this story.

Anonymous said...

Hey #57... how did you find that blog?

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't that dog have been making a hell of a noise if it was trapped in there?? Sounds like total bs to me!

Anonymous said...

I came across it on FB.. friend of a friend of a friend..

I too found it odd that she makes it sound like a Social Worker was in the room when her ex was sitting on the sofa squashing the dog.

Anonymous said...

#64...any idea why she is being visited by SS?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3125233

Love it. She's shilling her stuff on the board (notice nearly every post is a shill of some kind) but it's totally ok because her dad died a year ago and she's getting over the grief. WTF does that have to do with anything?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3125166

lost 20 pounds and went from a 16 to a 10-12? How fucking short are you?

Anonymous said...

#67 I'm confused as to the issue?

Anonymous said...

67 is just being a cunt for the sake of being a cunt

Anonymous said...

Nope, just surprised that a 20 pound loss can cause a person to go down 3-4 pants sizes. Height does factor into the weight loss issue, just wondering how short that person was.

Anonymous said...

66, now she's getting attitude when people called her on violating TOU. But "Warning...your snark and negative attitude will not PHASE me." Idiot.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3125151

How does batya find time to read with all the time she spends on the pod?

Anonymous said...

she spends on the pod
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it's a bucket, you moran.
two peas in a BUCKET. peas in a pod is maternity shit

Anonymous said...

Really?
It's about time you let that "it's a bucket" thing go.
Seriously lots of us call it the pod...and the more you pop a vein about that, the more I will make a point of calling tithe pod.
Let it go.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't 73 sound like something bitchya would say? lol Up on that high horse of hers always correcting people.

Anonymous said...

Ok I just searched this page and the word pod was used 9 times.

Anonymous said...

Good grief, some peas sure are crybabies, when their homemade gift isn't gushed over.

It's like the whole group of party attendees are supposed to have a ohh and ahh, and celebrate the efforts of the gift givers homemade cheap piece of crap. And if they don't boohoo, tears, whine and cry.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3124909

This thread is fucking disgusting. The same assholes who were the biggest cheerleaders for Bush getting us involved in Iraq are suddenly against military interventions in other countries. Their biggest argument against? No clear objectives and the cost. Fuck me running these people are hypocrites. The scary black man wants to send troops, so it must be wrong! I'd have more respect for these assholes if they owned their racism.

Anonymous said...

Scary demoncrat wants to send troops. At least get it right, Moran.

Anonymous said...

Moran? Should I get a brain?

/obscure?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 76 Ok I just searched this page and the word pod was used 9 times.

October 16, 2011 8:16 PM

How many were you moran?

and 80? go here:

http://www.briangordon.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Moran.jpg

Anonymous said...

I will make a point of calling tithe pod
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Damn auto correct, "calling it the pod"

Anonymous said...

This thread is fucking disgusting. The same assholes who were the biggest cheerleaders for Bush getting us involved in Iraq are suddenly against military interventions in other countries. Their biggest argument against? No clear objectives and the cost. Fuck me running these people are hypocrites. The scary black man wants to send troops, so it must be wrong! I'd have more respect for these assholes if they owned their racism.

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Why yes, Athena and her ilk are unabashed, complete and utter hypocrites.

Anonymous said...

We spend almost 2 BILLION dollars a WEEK on the fucking war, why aren't the Repubs up in arms about that? It's fucking ridiculous.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3125296

This thread is weird. 2pea is a fucking moron.

Anonymous said...

no doubt 85. Restaurants...ever hear of them?

Anonymous said...

Jonda makes me not want to rally for equal rights for homosexuals.

I've participated in marches for them and deeply believe in equal rights, but his whole attitude and arrogance and "my life is alright, fuck other people" makes me want to say the same about gay marriage.

Anonymous said...

Jonda's having his ass handed to him by RedSoxdad on that Occupy thread.

Anonymous said...

What is RedSoxDad's story? Why is he on a women's message board??

Anonymous said...

To be fair 77 she wasn't upset no one "gushed" over her gift, she was upset they were making fun of it. Honestly I don't like homemade gifts but I'm not going to make fun of the giver. It's called class, but some people are more klassy then they need to be.

Anonymous said...

The Bucket isn't strictly a women's board. There's nowhere on the website that says anything about it being for women. It just happens to be inhabited by mostly women.

I still think it's weird for a man to be interested in a scrapbooking website, but it's not a women's board. There are a few men hanging around. (The Caturday dude, SlowerJoe, Lucky...)

Anonymous said...

I think in RedSoxDad's case, his wife(?) is a pea.

Anonymous said...

misshair is showing her klass with her thread title.

Anonymous said...

I just saw that 93. Gross. Not what I want to see in the morning. Or ever.

Anonymous said...

To be fair 77 she wasn't upset no one "gushed" over her gift, she was upset they were making fun of it. Honestly I don't like homemade gifts but I'm not going to make fun of the giver. It's called class, but some people are more klassy then they need to be.
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The gift sounds like something you would give a an 80yr old aunt you see once a year nice but not real personal. The dollar bills stapled to a hat makes it sound like the party was a silly gag gift type of party. That does not mix well with awkward presents. I bet the group thought it was a joke as well because I would have in that setting.

Anonymous said...

1TA 90. If what she described really happened, then those people are complete assholes.

Anonymous said...

Peasful wants people to cook for her family for two weeks? She's a SAHM she can get that done before her surgery if she doesn't have any friends that want to step in. FFS her DH and mother are going to be there and this is an elective surgery. Get over yourself. I'd be ashamed to call anyone and beg for help.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
should be 2peafaithful. What a loser

Anonymous said...

Unless I was undergoing chemo or something similar I can't imagine asking for help, especially as much help as she wants.

Anonymous said...

Between cooking ahead and having her husband bring home restaurant food, she shouldn't need any additional help with meals. She has time to prepare in advance, so I don't get why she needs the extra. Wants it maybe, but needs it?

Anonymous said...

Because the word of jesus christ is spread through spaghetti and meatballs god dammit! and that's their duty!

Anonymous said...

Peasful wants people to cook for her family for two weeks? She's a SAHM she can get that done before her surgery if she doesn't have any friends that want to step in. FFS her DH and mother are going to be there and this is an elective surgery. Get over yourself. I'd be ashamed to call anyone and beg for help.
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Yep, this. She's having ELECTIVE surgery to remove excess skin from her legs after her weight loss....it's not life saving. or chemo or anything like that. She should be cooking and freezing meals right now so that they can be popped into the oven for suppers.

Lazy cunt!

Anonymous said...

seriously shocking how helpless she is. If something happens to her husband, she's fucked.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 91 The Bucket isn't strictly a women's board. There's nowhere on the website that says anything about it being for women. It just happens to be inhabited by mostly women.

I still think it's weird for a man to be interested in a scrapbooking website, but it's not a women's board. There are a few men hanging around. (The Caturday dude, SlowerJoe, Lucky...)

October 17, 2011 6:24 AM

the bucket does attract feeders lol

are these guys the *garden boys*??

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3125272

Annabella is officially a cunt. I can't stand her.

Anonymous said...

She might be a cunt, but at 32, I'd try to keep from falling for the retail furniture loader too. It's bullshit for women to be okay with setting themselves up for a life of barely getting by.

Anonymous said...

The OP said he worked their on weekends, what's not to say he doesn't have a regular 9-5 job and is just doing this for extra cash?

People are so shallow.

Anonymous said...

It's bullshit for women to be okay with setting themselves up for a life of barely getting by.

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Therein lies the true bullshit.

How about women learn to take care of themselves instead of choosing to rely on a man?

So many pathetic babies in the pod who need their husband to wipe their ass for them.

Anonymous said...

I grew up with the notion that I should be able to support myself without the help of a man.

Is Annabella still single? I'm not surprised. If she's waiting for a knight in shining armor to pick up her bitchy ass, she'll probably remain single.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3125114

HILARIOUS!! Cunt Wa Al La just admits she does google alert so she knows when her name is used on the internet...she even reveals she has it set up to 'a few amusing variant spellings' as well. I guess she wants to be on the up and up to what the blog is saying about her!

Anonymous said...

So many pathetic babies in the pod who need their husband to wipe their ass for them.
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What's wrong with wanting to marry a man that you don't have to financially support? Barely getting by sucks when you have higher aspirations than that. If you want to be a poor mofo, then go for it. I, on the other hand, have no issue with a 32 year old woman who wants a man who has his financial shit together.

Anonymous said...

@@ Hi Annabella!!!

Anonymous said...

What's wrong with wanting to marry a man that you don't have to financially support? Barely getting by sucks when you have higher aspirations than that. If you want to be a poor mofo, then go for it. I, on the other hand, have no issue with a 32 year old woman who wants a man who has his financial shit together.
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AMEN to that!! I was involved with a man that was going nowhere. I saw that, and wanted to part of it. 10 years later, I am a happily married SAHM to 3 great kids...he is on his 3rd wife, has 6 kids, and is still at the same dead end job making just over minimum wage. But you are right, I am a pathetic baby that needs my DH to wipe my ass for me. Did I also mention that I have my BS, and I am working on my Masters? I plan to graduate and go back to work when the youngest starts kindergarten.

Anonymous said...

I think in RedSoxDad's case, his wife(?) is a pea.

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Who is his wife?? I only see him on threads about finance. I think he is a stockbroker?

Anonymous said...

RSD enables the 1% by working in investments. He's a straight up hypocrite with the attitude of a chauvinist.

Anonymous said...

Holy shit, people invest their money and there are other people that can help them? You mean, they might actually want to make money instead of sucking the government tit? How rude.

Anonymous said...

The "mug rug" post - there's just something about it that I'm not buying. I have a hard time believing that people would actually do something like that.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 111 So many pathetic babies in the pod who need their husband to wipe their ass for them.
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What's wrong with wanting to marry a man that you don't have to financially support? Barely getting by sucks when you have higher aspirations than that. If you want to be a poor mofo, then go for it. I, on the other hand, have no issue with a 32 year old woman who wants a man who has his financial shit together.

October 17, 2011 9:43 AM

Those men, on the other hand, don't want gold diggers.

Froth on that for a while.

Anonymous said...

Those men, on the other hand, don't want gold diggers.

Froth on that for a while.
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Why the fuck does it have to be one or the other? There can be TWO successful people in a relationship.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3125114

HILARIOUS!! Cunt Wa Al La just admits she does google alert so she knows when her name is used on the internet...she even reveals she has it set up to 'a few amusing variant spellings' as well. I guess she wants to be on the up and up to what the blog is saying about her!
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So cunty is monitoring what the blog says about her?? Wow...

Anonymous said...

What's wrong with wanting to marry a man that you don't have to financially support? Barely getting by sucks when you have higher aspirations than that. If you want to be a poor mofo, then go for it. I, on the other hand, have no issue with a 32 year old woman who wants a man who has his financial shit together.

October 17, 2011 9:43 AM

Those men, on the other hand, don't want gold diggers.

Froth on that for a while.
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And just because a woman stays home doesn't mean she's a gold digger. There are plenty of men that don't want a frothing corporate bitch to emasculate him when he comes home. Sorry, I don't froth...I'll leave that to you.

Anonymous said...

What's wrong with wanting to marry a man that you don't have to financially support?

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The same could be said about a woman.

And there are very few in the pod that could make it on their own. It's been proven again and again.

Bunch of View watching SAHM useless twats.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3125391

::head desk::

Anonymous said...

The same could be said about a woman.

And there are very few in the pod that could make it on their own. It's been proven again and again.

Bunch of View watching SAHM useless twats.
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You sound like a bitter old hag. Yep, I am a SAHM, but my DH and I PLANNED for it. For the last year and a half I worked before we had kids, we put every cent of my paycheck into a savings account. That way, we could see how we did on one income, plus we had a nice cushion in case of emergency. That account is in my name only. My oldest is now 7, and it hasn't been touched, other than to move some of it into a better investment. It's nice for you to paint all SAHM's with the same brush, but that is not the case at my house.

Anonymous said...

What's wrong with wanting to marry a man that you don't have to financially support?
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Who says just because a guy doesn't own a business or currently work a high power corporate job that he needs somebody to support him?

I know plenty of salesmen who make a nice chunk of change for what looks like a simple job. That charm that attracted the OP to him probably sells a ton of merchandise.

Anonymous said...

It's nice for you to paint all SAHM's with the same brush, but that is not the case at my house.
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and you are by far the exception. The vast majority of married women working or SAHM are still dependent on the income of their DH and could not pay the bills if he walked away.

Anonymous said...

You sound like a bitter old hag. Yep, I am a SAHM, but my DH and I PLANNED for it. For the last year and a half I worked before we had kids, we put every cent of my paycheck into a savings account. That way, we could see how we did on one income, plus we had a nice cushion in case of emergency. That account is in my name only. My oldest is now 7, and it hasn't been touched, other than to move some of it into a better investment. It's nice for you to paint all SAHM's with the same brush, but that is not the case at my house.

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How typical of you to play the jealous card.

If your husband dropped off the face of the earth tomorrow could you go out and support your family? Would you even know how to try.

I'm not jealous at all. Just tired of hearing the same old song and dance from women who left the responsibility to someone else. It's sad, really.

Anonymous said...

How typical of you to play the jealous card.

If your husband dropped off the face of the earth tomorrow could you go out and support your family? Would you even know how to try.

I'm not jealous at all. Just tired of hearing the same old song and dance from women who left the responsibility to someone else. It's sad, really.
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Did you even read my post? Yes, I could. We planned for me to stay home. That means I worked for 5 years in the field I have my degree in, we have adequate life and disability insurance, I regularly see my former co-workers and supervisors as well as network in my industry, the cushion I built while I was working could keep us afloat for at least 12 months if it did take me longer to find a job, and we only had as many kids as we could afford. So, yes, if my DH were to leave/die/get disabled/whatever, I am certain I could support my family. The responsibility for my family is left up to my DH and I, no one else. Again, not all SAHM's are lazy moochers.

Anonymous said...

Yes, I could
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Surely you know that you are the minority?

Anonymous said...

Surely you know that you are the minority?
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Yes, I do know that. I just hate the stereotype of lazy SAHMs. I also try to educate others. In our moms group, I had a financial planner come to speak about how important it is for moms to not only know what is going on in the family finances, but to also have accounts in their own name.

Anonymous said...

Why the fuck does it have to be one or the other? There can be TWO successful people in a relationship

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the post that this is referencing did *not* mention two incomes sweety. comprehension girls..use it.

Anonymous said...

In our moms group, I had a financial planner come to speak about how important it is for moms to not only know what is going on in the family finances, but to also have accounts in their own name.
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That's a good thing to talk about.

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I just hate the stereotype of lazy SAHMs.

ha and I hate the stereotype of corporate ballbusting bitches.

Anonymous said...

I'm so glad getting mummed was not a tradition where I grew up.

It's ugly as fuck and dumping money down the shitter.

Anonymous said...

ha and I hate the stereotype of corporate ballbusting bitches.
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Me too, that is why I never used that.

Anonymous said...

I'm so glad getting mummed was not a tradition where I grew up.

It's ugly as fuck and dumping money down the shitter.
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Agreed 100%! What do that kids that can't afford to drop $100 or whatever on a mum do?

Anonymous said...

the post that this is referencing did *not* mention two incomes sweety. comprehension girls..use it.
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What post are you talking about? I guess I assumed the 32 year old had a job, or some why to support herself. The furniture-laoder guy obviously has a job...

Anonymous said...

Mums are so fucking STUPID!!

Not British moms, those BIG ASS stupid flower pieces of crap that people from Texas wear on their formal ware that cost $150.00 to make.

Texas really needs to secede from the US.

Anonymous said...

Jonda's having his ass handed to him by RedSoxdad on that Occupy thread.

It's not the first time and won't be the last.

Anonymous said...

Jonda makes me not want to rally for equal rights for homosexuals.

Do you actually think selfish Jonduh would give a shit about gays if he himself wasn't gay?

Anonymous said...

HILARIOUS!! Cunt Wa Al La just admits she does google alert so she knows when her name is used on the internet...she even reveals she has it set up to 'a few amusing variant spellings' as well. I guess she wants to be on the up and up to what the blog is saying about her!
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I have a google alert for my name and my business name. I want to know if someone is fraudulently or inappropriately using my name or business web site content. I've only had 1 situation come up in the past year, but that one time could have damaged my professional reputation if it had gone on longer than it did. Sometimes the internet CAN be your friend (or enemy).

Anonymous said...

#124, You've been out of the workforce for HOW many years now, 7? The economy might've been great when you stopped working, but guess what, It aint anymore.

If you haven't worked in over 7 yrs, your skills and resume in whatever field are quite rusty. I HIGHLY doubt you'd be able to jump right into the workforce tomorrow and obtain a job seeing as how you're experience is quite dated. Networking doesn't mean shit.

I sure hope you never need that money you have socked away but if you do, after it's gone you may very well be screwed and no better off than the other SAHM's at the bukkit who rely on their DH's to support them.

Anonymous said...

#124, You've been out of the workforce for HOW many years now, 7? The economy might've been great when you stopped working, but guess what, It aint anymore.

If you haven't worked in over 7 yrs, your skills and resume in whatever field are quite rusty. I HIGHLY doubt you'd be able to jump right into the workforce tomorrow and obtain a job seeing as how you're experience is quite dated. Networking doesn't mean shit.

I sure hope you never need that money you have socked away but if you do, after it's gone you may very well be screwed and no better off than the other SAHM's at the bukkit who rely on their DH's to support them.
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OMG...YOU ARE RIGHT!!! Some random stranger on the internet who does not even know what my field is thinks I need to get a job ASAP! Holy Hell, I'll break out the resume right now and get going. Thank you for showing me how stupid I have been!!

Anonymous said...

Some random stranger on the internet who does not even know what my field is thinks I need to get a job ASAP!
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No matter WHAT your field is...the fact that you haven't worked in it in over SEVEN years is a lot of time away. Things change. ALL the time, no matter what field you are(WERE)in.

You come off as pretty smug thinking that your networking during your time out of the workforce will somehow help you should the time come where you DO need to go out and get a job. They just aren't as easy to come by as they once were.

I hope you don't EVER need to go back to work. Just don't expect getting back out there to be as easy as you seem to think it will be if you need to go that route.

Anonymous said...

I just think it is funny how much you want to tear me down, when I have done all I could to prepare. How many two income families have done as much before have having kids? I'm not smug because I network. I am confident that I have done what I could before I was out of the workforce. I have the drive to succeed, so if I was not able to get a job in my field, I am confident I could live far below our means and make the savings last even longer. Sure, things could happen, but I am confident in the planning I have done.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3125428

Who the fuck redecorates their house for dinner guests?

Anonymous said...

I will say this for 124 she's right about networking, who you know matters. It's tough to get a job these days and having a in helps a great deal.

I know two women, one who other then having kids has no skills or training as a pre school teacher but she got the job with a school district, not a church. Better pay and benefits.

The other applied for a state job didn't meet the minimum qualifications, her resume never made it through the first round. Her boss simply asked for her resume to be pushed through so she could hire her. They only advertised the job because they had to. Anyone else applying didn't stand a chance.

Anonymous said...

I'm going with all perfect peas redecorates for dinner guests. As well as having a bathroom with hand towels that no one may use, preparing the meal from full organic food which includes raising and slaughtering her own cow while wearing kitten heels and creating her own fabulous recipes, no copying already been cooked before meals for her.

Anonymous said...

2peafaithful, wants to be supplied with food, while she has excess skin removed, from being grossly overweight in the first place.
Oh the irony.

How about, get off your lazy fat ass, and pre-make and freeze enough meals for three weeks.

Wonder if they are going to eat the donated meals on her, oops I mean someone elses family heirloom table?

Anonymous said...

lol 148

(yeah, lol, I'm not cool) :P

Anonymous said...

The astounding wisdom of Layce on the Baby Lisa Thread:

"Oh please, if she can afford a box of wine she can afford a divorce."

Anonymous said...

We spend almost 2 BILLION dollars a WEEK on the fucking war, why aren't the Repubs up in arms about that? It's fucking ridiculous.

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Subcontracting (ie gubmit teat-sucking) corporations making make bank off of dead brown people? That's a feature not a bug, you silly fool.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 130 Surely you know that you are the minority?
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Yes, I do know that. I just hate the stereotype of lazy SAHMs
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If you are in the minority then how is it a sterotype? It's a reality. Your posts are all self serving bs that don't apply to the majority of SAHMs.

Anonymous said...

How many fucking surgeries related to nonstop JUNK your stuffed down your throat do you need until you realize what CAUSES the problem????? WTF????
I'll bet she has a fridge stocked with Mountain Dew as well


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2peafaithful
People not perfection

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We have only had Aldi for less than a year and man I love that place. The prices can't be beat and what really surprises me is the selection. When I started going there I thought OK maybe I can get some canned goods, milk and eggs. I have been really pleased with 95% of what I have bought there and I use their great return policy to take back anything that isn't so great.

This week they had thin mints and samoa cookies! Those our are favorite Girl Scout cookies and my boys and ds were really excited about it. The cornbread crackers are great! The broccoli was great as was the price. Today they had pretzels that are in a can (refrigerated section) in regular and cinnamon flavor that you can twist and bake in your oven! How cool is that?? They were $2.29 and my boys LOVE pretzels.

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Anonymous said...

YOU stuffed-typo

Anonymous said...

http://cakeballscookiesandmore.blogspot.com/

Scroll to the bottom. I would not want to eat anything from a house so messy.

Anonymous said...

My daughter made everyone "mug rugs" and hot pads one year for Christmas.

She was 9 and had just taken sewing lessons.

Anonymous said...

#155 Clearly this is a pea you don't like or something. Despite her saying:
"
When I bake my son always wants to help. I feel horrible when I have a lot to do and cannot take the time to let him always help. So when I can I let him do whatever he can. Here I am putting him to work bashing some crackers for an experiment. I tried to make s'more balls. They were not that great so we will try again then post. Look at how cute he is, and how messy my kitchen is. My dining room table is the clean spot people, and I end up cleaning more before I bake then after. I need to win the lottery." by that pic, it does NOT look like some Hoarder house, there's just boxes stuff on the counters, not unusual for a kitchen someone is making treats in--not a staged photo for a mag.

Holy hell there is so much more to pick at on the pod...that's stretching it. I think some peas are living in lala magazine land.

Anonymous said...

I dunno #155..that picture looked fine to me.Maybe cluttered..but NOT dirty.Thanks for the link..some of her stuff looked fun =)

ya ...and for the "mug rug" thing.I think there is more to the story and the OP is probably a pearl clutcher, goodie two shoes type.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if the SIL and BIL thought it was a cloth sanitary pad.

Anonymous said...

OMG can any of these peas give an answer that doesn't revolve around kids, even where no relevance whatsoever?

(from Dishwasher Thank You Thread)
WorkingClassDog
"Doesn't sound like you have kids... but if you did, framed pictures of kids is always a hit."

WTF?

Anonymous said...

That mug rug was ugly as hell. I think the OP was pissed because not everybody thought her "handiwork" was all that.

As always, there's two sides to every story.

Anonymous said...

I just checked out the mum thread... fugly.. Those Texans sure have some jaded ideas of whats cool..I thought the beauty pagents were embarrassing
enough ..wow

Anonymous said...

Jonda's having his ass handed to him by RedSoxdad on that Occupy thread.

It's not the first time and won't be the last.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Could it be any more clear how ill-educated, ignorant, brainwashed and, well, FROTHY Johnduh is????

Could it be any more clear why he posts his profound political thoughts on the Dumb Housewives message board??

Anonymous said...

I thought the mug rug was cute and *K* (was it K?) was really trying to make the chick feel like shit. Mission accomplished.

Anonymous said...

I love that when RSD states actual, accurate 1)facts, 2)industry knowledge and 3)history, all Jonda can come back with is "JIMMY CARTER!!!!!!!"


LMAO x 1000000000

Anonymous said...

pwned, bitch!

Anonymous said...

Who the hell is pet enthusiast? is she a re-invented pea? she is imploding on the fafsa thread and someone linked her (similar) meltdown on the pet clicking site thread. wow, what a bitch. or is she bombed?

Anonymous said...

Jonjo..big fat selfish loser. should have a big ole sign "I'm alright Jack. Fuck everybody else" permanently stapled to his neanderthal forehead.

he's vowed to fight the browns and the untouchables in the streets if they come try to take his money. he's going to do it to. he's going to fight to support a system that will toss him to the dogs the minute his boy toy ruptures his membranes and leaves him disabled and unable to work. and since his meager supply of brain is in his nether regions, he will babble worse than he does now.

But he will still insist he is right and the poor should be left to the Darwinist principle of survival of the fittest. er..richest.

John Galt? Not so much. said...

No way, no how can Jonduh play with the big boys. He'd be eaten alive.

Instead it's to Red State to soak up all teh crazy and the talking points, then high-tail it to the pod to impress yourself and the low-information SAHM's.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

Anonymous said...

he's vowed to fight the browns and the untouchables in the streets

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I call BS and keyboard courage on that. Means he'd have to tear himself away from the constant fapping to the dead Mr Rand in some shithole basement.

Not gonna happen.

Anonymous said...

167 must be emilysmoo because i'm lovin the spanks on the fafsa thread

Jonda said...

It's an OUTRAGE that Kenyan/Muslin/Marxist/Fascist Obama wants to return the top end tax rates to a little under what they were during the Reagan administration.

Won't someone think of the multimillionaires?

Anonymous said...

No way, no how can Jonduh play with the big boys. He'd be eaten alive.
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeewwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I like pet enthusiast. she a fucking manic depressive loon, but I loves her.

Jonda said...

We should continue deep tax cuts for the mega-wealthy and wait patiently until we're all mega-wealthy too.

It'll happen. I just know it.

Anonymous said...

is it true that jonduhhh fall head-first off a mountain?

Anonymous said...

fall = fell

Anonymous said...

the top end tax rates to a little under what they were during the Reagan administration

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Speaking of which, was Johnda screaming and namecalling re gov't deficits when St. Ronnie was sleeping in the oval office? Or GWB, for that matter?

I didn't think so.

Anonymous said...

WTF is a mug rug? A glorified coaster?

The Rug Mug lady's family was crass and thankless in regard to her gift, but who hears "rug mug" and thinks "that's a great gift?"

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3125480

WTF..
who buys a 4 year old a phone.
WOW JUST WOW

Anonymous said...

Now we know where myshelly gets her smarts from.... 'cause her parents are fucking stupid.

Anonymous said...

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I like pet enthusiast. she a fucking manic depressive loon, but I loves her.
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Dit-TO but I dont see manic in any of it

she's got a good dry humor most peas wouldnt get and that's what makes her so fucking hilarious

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3125463

W T FUCK is on Dannibee's wrist and forehead???? GROSS

Anonymous said...

Those suckers at 2PeaFaithful's church are going to cook up a storm for her, thinking she's really sick. When they find out it's just plastic surgery that she planned for---you can imagine the fallout.

Too bad we can't all overhear those conversations.

Anonymous said...

I am constantly amazed by 2peafaithful's selfishness. does she think of anyone but herself?

Anonymous said...

Just caught up with the FAFSA thread. PetEnthusiast is dead on. Bitchy as hell, but dead on.

And given that Nightowl is a MegaTwunt, it's hard to cry tears for her trying to cull info in order to rig her friends application so she can grab as much government help as she can, whether she deserves it or not.

Must be those wholesome conservative values, right Nightowl? You're a beacon to us all.

Anonymous said...

she's got a good dry humor most peas wouldnt get and that's what makes her so fucking hilarious

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The only thing dry about her is her cunt. She's not fuckign hilarious, but you certainly made me laugh saying that shit!

Anonymous said...

I am constantly amazed by 2peafaithful's selfishness. does she think of anyone but herself?

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No. It works like this: "I love Jesus, and what Jesus wants is what I want! Isn't that kewl? Jesus rules! Now get me a fucking sandwich and make Jesus happy, you piece of shit!"

Anonymous said...

Those suckers at 2PeaFaithful's church are going to cook up a storm for her, thinking she's really sick. When they find out it's just plastic surgery that she planned for---you can imagine the fallout.

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No kidding.

There are people out there who are truly sick and need help. Here she's got 2 grown people helping her recover from her cosmetic surgery.
She should be ashamed.

Anonymous said...

I often help out new moms or people recovering from surgery with meals and/or house cleaning. I would be livid to find out that someone asked for help when they have both their DH and mom available to help, and that the surgery was an elective plastic surgery. Where are her older sons? Why can't they help out?

Anonymous said...

"Just caught up with the FAFSA thread. PetEnthusiast is dead on. Bitchy as hell, but dead on. "

No she is not. She is DEAD WRONG! But I agree that she's a fucking bitch, a miserable one.

Anonymous said...

Petenthusiast now claims that IPF started this blog. Is that true?

Anonymous said...

Calling someone out as they fish for ways to conceal an inheritance on a FAFSA application is the right thing to do.

Anonymous said...

Nobody knows who started this blog. Except the blog owner, of course. Anyone is suspect, even Our Dear L'Urine.

Anonymous said...

#192 i see she replied to that and didn't deny it

Anonymous said...

Calling someone out as they fish for ways to conceal an inheritance on a FAFSA application is the right thing to do.

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Hi Petcuntenthusiast

Anonymous said...

uh I think thats acne on danibees forehead. those look like bracelets on her wrist? not seeing the outrage.

Anonymous said...

197 it looks like cutting
the up and down red slashes

Anonymous said...

Calling someone out as they fish for ways to conceal an inheritance on a FAFSA application is the right thing to do.

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Hi Petcuntenthusiast


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Lmao, not her. No way I'm involving myself in that massive clusterfuck. But as crayzee as PE is, that doesn't change the fact that Nightowl is a fucking hypocrite.

Anonymous said...

slashes?? on which arm?

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