Thursday, November 17, 2011

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Anonymous said...

furst?

Anonymous said...

You must be proud.

Anonymous said...

turd!!

Anonymous said...

Thank you, Jane!

Jane Doe said...

You're Welcome!

Just so you know, I am not bored with you. ;) I have had a lot going on the last month or so, and I've been crazy busy.

I agree that we need some good drama at the pod to keep things interesting over here. ;)

Love you bitches!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3132131

Heartcat doing a three-way? I am sure her husband wished they could so he can pound someone with a pulse!

Anonymous said...

I am so sick of the "What should I get my cousin's baby momma sister's niece's uncle for Christmas" threads.

Anonymous said...

I'm more annoyed with the what to get my ds or dd, if you don't even know what you own kid would like your parenting wrong.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Heartcat's husband is looking for a better use for that camera she has? One day pics of her sis, the next porn he can sell - www.oldergalsdoingit.com

Anonymous said...

I totally agree 8, just ask them to make a list ffs!

Anonymous said...

I'm more annoyed with the what to get my ds or dd, if you don't even know what you own kid would like your parenting wrong.
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I think in many cases it is an attempt to find out what the hot must have toy is this year. Not because their child wants that toy just so they can brag they got it or turn a profit on it.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3132131

Oh please. Most of those bitches at the pod think that when their DH jerks off he's cheating on them....you really think that a 3some would be okay for any of them? Those cuntastrophies are all wound so damn tight you can get a diamond from a lump of coal shoved up their fat asses.

Anonymous said...

Cindyupnorth is clutching those pearls!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3132163

Somebody tell CourtneyLynn that all those pictures suck and she should save her money since she is poor and keeps popping out damn kids.

Jeebus.

Anonymous said...

Every picture has someone's head cut off. And they are cropped too close. How are you going to frame any of those without cutting off even more of the people who are already cut off? I guess it's supposed to be artsy but it just comes off as mistakes.

Anonymous said...

Eh, I think her kids are really cute. The first picture is dumb.
No, I'm not Courtney Lynne.

Anonymous said...

Decapitated bods for the dining room decor.

The nicest thing I could say is that it's a very taste-specific photo trend.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3132163
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How about none of the above?

That is some of the most craptastic photography ever. It's seriously bad.

Any of those would be an abomination hanging on a wall.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3132163

The child in picture number 1 is thinking "my parents are freaks"...

Anonymous said...

I hope she didn't pay anyone for those pictures and that "photographer" should just stop.

The crops, fuzziness, bad editing, angles.....bad bad bad

Anonymous said...

Christmas. A day in the life of a pea.

Begrudgingly attend dinner at the inlaws, even if it means dragging your special snowflakes of their own home. During the ride to inlaws, sulk because you issued a "save the date - chistmas at my house, invite", and mother in law immediately over-rode that idea, insisting "we always host for the holidays".
Upon arrival, be cold and off-standish, because you know they have never liked you. Especially hubby's sisters.
Keep one eye on the clock, while mentally keeping track of how many gifts the other grandkids received in comparison to your own children.
Smile and politely say thank you to the inlaws, for the gifts you've received....a plaid turquoise and orange sweater(with the goodwill tag still attached), a bag of scrapbook stuff(scotch tape, pinking shears, construction paper and a sheet of Mrs Grossmans 4 of July stickers), and an expired fruitcake.
Be completely hurt and offended the inlaws didn't gush, rave and profusely thank you, for the homemade gifts that you made for them using clearance and dollar store stuff.
Roll your eyes, because niece and nephews are running wild through house. Your perfect children would never behave in such a manner.
Plop your fat ass on the couch, because after all you are a guest, and god forbid you offer to help with the cooking and serving,etc...
Wander in to the kitchen to see what the delay is,becuase you always serve meals on time. While in the kitchen, take note that there are several crock pots in use, and gasp, mother in law is planning to use paper plates and plastic utensils.
Wander through the family room, give dirty look to hubby who is playing video games with his brother and brother-in-laws. You would never allowed video game playing on a holiday, in your home. Think to self...hubby must not love me, because he is ignoring me, wonder if he is cheating, vow to analyze the past years cell phone records as soon as possible.
Finally, dinner is served. Cringe when you see the selection. Gasp!!... Instant mashed potatos, store bought pies, and canned vegetables. Make up an excuse of not being hungry, while munching on a store bought roll and margarine.
Dinner is over. Silently fume, as Mother in law says to you "would you be a dear and clear the table, while we have our coffee".
Gifts have been opened, dinner has been eaten, you cleaned up the kitchen. Time to go home!
Give hubby the silent treatment on the ride home, after he says "that went well, what a nice day with my family".
Arrive home. Immediately post to two peas, several threads. 1)bitching about your horrible inlaws and your gifts. 2) do you think it was fair for hubby to play video games with his family on christmas. 3) Inlaws gave other grandkids more gifts, than my kids. 4) Posted anonymously: I think my hubby is cheating, because he ignored me today.
After starting all the threads on the bucket, immediately log in to your cell phone account and start searching hubbys past bills for anything out of ordinary. Freak out, because last month there is a number that your hubby called four times in three days and you don't recognize the number. Post that info on your anonymous thread. Wait for peas advice.
Eat a crustable, because you didn't have enough to eat at inlaws.
Go to bed, wondering what you will do if hubbys cheating, because your lifetime plan was find a man to mooch of off, and you don't want to have to get a job, because you enjoy being lazy.
Drift off to sleep, thinking.... wonder many replies my threads will get, because I need to up my post count.

Anonymous said...

21-You try too hard, seriously.

Anonymous said...

I can't read that shit unless someone breaks it up into some damn paragraphs.

Nah, even then, I don't think it would be worth it.

Anonymous said...

21: too long and poorly written, not reading.

Anonymous said...

That threesome thread cracks me up. There would be a pea freak out if I posted about my sex life. I have a husband and a girlfriend. He's got a girlfriend. I sleep with his girlfriend too.

The pearls would be clutched, oh yes.

Anonymous said...

LOL 25! They would vomit!

Anonymous said...

The most surprising thing to me on that 3some thread was that luvnlifelady sounded like she'd be interested.

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Anonymous said...

It's always the most uptight, conservative people who are the ones with the freakiest sex lives.

Like tied up and whipped freaky, not threesome freaky.

Anonymous said...

lanus or compwalla could have written a better and amusing christmas day in the life of a pea.

however, there is a little truth to that post

Anonymous said...

Typhus would never do a threesome, but I bet her husband would want to with another woman! Or another woman and HER husband!

Anonymous said...

Typhus just needs to STFU on any and all sex threads.

Everyone knows she's an uptight prude.

And now, thanks to her inability to keep her big, fat piehole shut, we also know seriously disturbing shit like her chapstick confession.

Seriously, you nasty ginger girlbeast (b/c we all know that you read here), just STFU.

Anonymous said...

Typhus and her husband use the sheet with the hole cut in it when it's time to procreate like good little bible bashers. Anything else would be (shudder) a sin!

I almost feel sorry for her. She's probably one of those girls who thinks an orgasm feels like a sneeze or whatever other whacked out shit they tell themselves.

Anonymous said...

Meh. I don't feel a bit sorry for her. Anyone as obnoxiously holier-than-than-thou as she is totally deserves not to know what an orgasm feels like.

Anonymous said...

I LOVED it #21! Every bit of it is so true, LOL!

Anonymous said...

Typhus loves to talk, doesn't she? No one cares about what she does or what her opinion is but she just loves to type away on those threads. It must really suck to be so loney and have no one to chat with in real life.

Anonymous said...

loney=lonely.... or looney!

Anonymous said...

That threesome thread cracks me up. There would be a pea freak out if I posted about my sex life. I have a husband and a girlfriend. He's got a girlfriend. I sleep with his girlfriend too.
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Who let silverdogbreath in here?
We've all heard it before and we are not shocked, we just don't care. Triller trash humping each other is never sexy.

Anonymous said...

Trailer ....damn iPhone!!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 30 Typhus would never do a threesome, but I bet her husband would want to with another woman! Or another woman and HER husband!

November 17, 2011 6:33 PM


Typhus is like a threesome all on her lonesome. Hubby probably feels like a voyeur when in bed with her.

Anonymous said...

There would be a pea freak out if I posted about my sex life. I have a husband and a girlfriend. He's got a girlfriend. I sleep with his girlfriend too.
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Actually there are several Peas who in the past have commented about their less traditional marriages. There are a couple with more than one man, a few with an extra woman in the relationship and several who have open marriages where partners of both genders are welcome.

Anonymous said...

The bukkit has been so much less infuriating since I put Typhus and Lauren on ignore. I almost miss those giant cuntbuckets.

Anonymous said...

I know Courtney is pregnant, but honestly she should make her cristmas card just of the kids.

Anonymous said...

30 you forgot quite a few on the list

BurningFarts
StacyAngel
AN

There are so many more, some no longer post (libis)

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You missed thee point where this was a list of Tier 1 peas that "don't get NASTY with anyone"
StaceyAngel is an idiot, no one takes her seriously and she has no name regonition/importance. Let's not forget she was caught trolling 6 years ago.

Anonymous said...

courtney_lynne's arm looks so freaking huge in those pics.

Anonymous said...

25-you sound like a big old cesspool of STDs, crabs, herpes, and clap. Blech...

Lady Gaga said...

43-Stacey didn't get caught with trolling she called some pea at home but i agree with the rest

21-typhus is funnier then you

Anonymous said...

Where did miss sunshine Shihtzu Mommy come from? She's leaving spittle everywhere.

Anonymous said...

45, you sound jealous.

Anonymous said...

46, Typhus is NOT funny. She's just stupid.

Anonymous said...

43-Stacey didn't get caught with trolling she called some pea at home but i agree with the rest
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She did get caught trolling, I remember it.

Anonymous said...

Let's not forget the private board Stacyangel belonged to, she was set up to spy on peas, send them emails and befriend them, only to report back to the other board. She's a backstabber!
Karma got her though, she's in a wheelchair now.

Anonymous said...

52 - you talking about the grump board? I remember when they had a thread deciding if they should keep stacyangel. lol

Anonymous said...

oh yeah be careful if stacy ever asks you who your friends are. she's gathering info!

Anonymous said...

I think you have stacyangel confused with momtoemily that was caught trolling. Heartcat caught her when she was switching back and forth between accounts.

Anonymous said...

No way! mometoemily was trolling. That surprises me. I didn't think she was the type.

Anonymous said...

oh yeah it was momtoemily trolling my mistake

Anonymous said...

21 -- TOO funny!

AB said...

52- Stacey is also stuck with some ugly ass kids. Suicide is a better option for hur ugly family

AB said...

fuck hur = her
ugly = fugly
fuckin ipad

Anonymous said...

wow 59 you're just a ray of sunshine this morning.

Anonymous said...

Good grief, why do peas like Katie's start a thread, then delete the original post. Annoying!

Happy day blog/Jordan Ferney remind me of Tresa Edmunds and Liz Kartchners blogs. All three gals are desperately try to be hip and cool, but come across as cheap thrift store appearance and ugly tacky do it your self stuff.

Anonymous said...

Those glittered up wooden cutlery were fugly. Please don't let anyone I know hostess gift them to me!

Anonymous said...

janedoescrapper is a CUNT god damn. I had to get that out of my system

Breaking News said...

Peabays husband cheated on her a few years ago.

Anonymous said...

64- I agree. It is going to be a long pregnancy with that one.

Anonymous said...

Stocking stuffer ideas for 6 month olds????? seriously the baby doesn't know what is going on. this is so ridiculous!

Oh and who names their baby Maximus unless he was going to be the next Roman Emperor?
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Give it up. Nobody took the bait when you posted on the last space either.
April is nice, her baby is cute. Let it go.
Oh, and I am not April.

Anonymous said...

Maximus is a fucking stupid name for a kid unless you are a tattoo'd punk ass with issues. Oh yeah, that describes her baby daddy, doesn't it?

And yeah, stocking stuffers for a 6mo old is beyond dumb.

Anonymous said...

Maximus is a bit much for a name and stocking stuffers for a baby don't bother me but it's asking of what to put in them that get's annoying. I don't know you or your kid how would I know what would be a good present for them?

Anonymous said...

Wow, guess what some of us have no choice but to use sperm donors. That doesn't make this child any less of my husband's than anyone else. Would you say the same about adopted children???? And FTR there are open donors out there, we chose not to use one, but you don't know if the woman is using one or not.
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Ok spaz.

Seriously why on earth would you tell everyone your husband's sperm wasn't working and you had to use a donor. If I was him I'd be pissed my wife told ANYONE that.

Is NOTHING personal anymore.

Anonymous said...

miss sunshine Shihtzu Mommy come from?
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She's always been like this.

Not at all surprised that momtoemily got caught trolling. She's one that tries really hard to act all prim, proper, and virtuous, but she's a raging cunt and it's pretty obvious anytime she posts on a drama thread-and she always makes sure to hit the drama threads. She reminds me of a quieter, sneakier ohyvonne

Anonymous said...

Maximus is a bit much for a name
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That's putting it mildly :P That's quite a shitty name to saddle a poor kid with.

The stocking stuffer plea is lame. I'm sure most parents did do stockings for their infants, but FFS you can put any fucking thing in there you want. It's for a damn baby who doesn't have a clue yet what's going on, and literally couldn't give a crap. Beyond lame to ask what she should do. A total fucktard move.

Anonymous said...

Wow, guess what some of us have no choice but to use sperm donors. That doesn't make this child any less of my husband's than anyone else. Would you say the same about adopted children???? And FTR there are open donors out there, we chose not to use one, but you don't know if the woman is using one or not.
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Ok spaz.

Seriously why on earth would you tell everyone your husband's sperm wasn't working and you had to use a donor. If I was him I'd be pissed my wife told ANYONE that.

Is NOTHING personal anymore.\


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She has talked about it in the past. And actually I don't see why it should be hidden. Women can use egg donors and no one freaks, but the minute you talk about sperm everyone goes nuts. It is like adoption, not something to hide.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3132207

OMFG. But ya gotta love MizIndependent!

Make a fucking sign, fucktard. Take a piece of paper - doesn't even have to be special scrapbooking 'do not disturb' paper - and write DO NOT DISTURB on it. How hard is that?

Jeebus, if this is the only problem the woman has, she is one lucky broad!

Anonymous said...

#66
Thank FSM that she only has one hell spawn to fuck up

Judge Judy said...

Holy Shit 59. Unfuckingbelievable. I think her kids are cute. and no, I'm not Stacey.
Rule #1- No talking about kids

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3132299

I took a shit, should I wipe my own ass. Holy shit the dumbass things peas ask.

Anonymous said...

Sarah*H bores me to death. Bitch has no personality

Anonymous said...

Not at all surprised that momtoemily got caught trolling. She's one that tries really hard to act all prim, proper, and virtuous, but she's a raging cunt and it's pretty obvious anytime she posts on a drama thread-and she always makes sure to hit the drama threads. She reminds me of a quieter, sneakier ohyvonne


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Quoted for truth.

Anonymous said...

Maximus is an awful name. But I guess we should all be grateful she didn't go with Tiberius Germanicus. Or Caligula. Or would the kre8tiv spelling be Kylygulagh?

Anonymous said...

She has talked about it in the past. And actually I don't see why it should be hidden. Women can use egg donors and no one freaks, but the minute you talk about sperm everyone goes nuts. It is like adoption, not something to hide.
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Go ask all the men you know how happy they'd be that their wife was posting on the WWW that their sperm was malfunctioning.

Maybe it shouldn't be that way, but that's how most guys are (at least the ones I know).

Anonymous said...

Kyelygulagh FTW

Anonymous said...

77 your right.

But yet still the peas shock me.

And the amount of man haters and bitter women. But it provides me entertainment sometimes.

It is frustrating reading what they write, but its like a train wreck that you can't look away from. I'm always waiting for the next "are you kidding me..are you that dumb moment" But they never let you down it happens everyday.

I'm surprised I have read this as a post title yet...

"My nose is stuffed and I can't breathe what should I do?"

Anonymous said...

Make a fucking sign, fucktard. Take a piece of paper - doesn't even have to be special scrapbooking 'do not disturb' paper - and write DO NOT DISTURB on it. How hard is that?
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FTW.

FFS, if the baby not being woken up is REALLY your concern, break out a piece of plain white printer paper and a fucking Sharpie.

What a dumb cunt.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3132299

NO of COURSE he shouldn't spend the night!!! He just got BRACES on his teeth. What kind of mother let's her child out of her sight after that!!!!

Anonymous said...

janedoescrapper needs to take the fucking chip off her shoulder. She is driving me fucking insane. She should get of the damn internet and go knit some booties or something before she gives herself and brain burst. Dumb ass bitch.

Anonymous said...

Peabays husband cheated on her a few years ago.

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What gives you that idea?

Kyelygulagh said...

You called me?

Anonymous said...

86 I'm always amazed that people are so supportive and congratulatory. Why on earth would you be nice to someone whose only positives posts are support me I'm infertile or yay I'm pregnant.

Completely self involved.

Anonymous said...

I'm always amazed that people are so supportive and congratulatory. Why on earth would you be nice to someone whose only positives posts are support me I'm infertile or yay I'm pregnant.

Completely self involved.
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So true.

She's a thundercunt. Getting pregnant certainly doesn't change that. I can't congratulate her because I feel sorry as hell for her future spawn. She'll ruin a child for sure.

Anonymous said...

Wait-just how much older is KikiNickhole than her husband? Cause I know damn well she's over 40.
Hasn't she even bragged about looking so good (yeah, not so much--she looks like she's been rode hard for years, and she has seriously scary, funky gums) for someone over 40?

Anonymous said...

KikiNicole is in her mid 50's, or so she looks and acts like it.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3132336

She must be afraid to walk out of her own house

Anonymous said...

Maybe this will put a fire under Jane's ass to keep the kid bashing off the fucking blog...someone needs to start a new blog. Someone who has time for it since Jane has "such a busy life".. FFS

Someone step up; make it; link it; they will come.

Anonymous said...

omfg "kikiNichole" totally lives her life vicariously through these strangers. look at her post count. And EVERY DAY it's a new long winded post about her (very boring) life. I want to know what the reply was to her fucked up hair appointment email. Because I can't believe she subjected anyone to that whiney stupid 12 paragraph drivel she sent them.

Anonymous said...

What the fuck are you going on about 94?

Anonymous said...

What the fuck are you smoking 96?

Anonymous said...

94 needs to get the stick out of her ass.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3132325

She ordered all twelve gowns and plan to return 11? Are you fucking kidding me?

Anonymous said...

Maybe this will put a fire under Jane's ass to keep the kid bashing off the fucking blog...someone needs to start a new blog. Someone who has time for it since Jane has "such a busy life".. FFS

Someone step up; make it; link it; they will come.

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Settle the fuck down. If you ignore it, it will go away. Looks like most blog bitches didn't even see it. You're just bringing it up again and making it worse.

Anonymous said...

98 needs to get over herself and stop talking to herself.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 100 Maybe this will put a fire under Jane's ass to keep the kid bashing off the fucking blog...someone needs to start a new blog. Someone who has time for it since Jane has "such a busy life".. FFS

Someone step up; make it; link it; they will come.

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Settle the fuck down. If you ignore it, it will go away. Looks like most blog bitches didn't even see it. You're just bringing it up again and making it worse.

November 18, 2011 2:15 PM

You *ARE* the sharpest spoon in the drawer aren't you?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 99 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3132325

She ordered all twelve gowns and plan to return 11? Are you fucking kidding me?

November 18, 2011 2:04 PM

That's what people who think they're entitled do. She thinks she parisfuckinghilton, gag!

Anonymous said...

"You *ARE* the sharpest spoon in the drawer aren't you? "

Post the insult to someone's kid. I haven't seen it yet so I'd like to know what I am missing and see for myself if it is indeed an actual "kid bashing" post.

If there's no post, then obviously you are not the sharpest spoon in the drawer.

Anonymous said...

I hope she has trouble returning 11 gowns. Some places will do exchanges only. That would be hilarious if she's stuck with them.

Anonymous said...

#59 dumb ass

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3132

Then why doesn't she move?

Anonymous said...

104?

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Anonymous said...

check your link 107 it doesn't go to a thread but if you're talking about the sex offender in the apartment complex, yeah I'd be moving.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3132380

New link for 107.

Is it really bad of me that I thought she'd rather have the drama and helicoptering than actually do something? (Yes, it probably is.)

Anonymous said...

Who is she wanting to send the email to? The apt. manager?

Anonymous said...

Yes, she wants to send an email to the apartment manager.

Anonymous said...

Thanks, OK then she's a dumbass and the apt. manager is a bigger one. What kind of parent leaves little kids unsupervised with a known sex perv around.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3132349
How did she go through fertility treatments and pregnancy if she can't let a doctor touch her?

Kyelygulagh said...

Post the insult to someone's kid. I haven't seen it yet so I'd like to know what I am missing and see for myself if it is indeed an actual "kid bashing" post.

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Post #59. Dumbass.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3132419

WTF?

Anonymous said...

Maybe this will put a fire under Jane's ass to keep the kid bashing off the fucking blog...someone needs to start a new blog. Someone who has time for it since Jane has "such a busy life".. FFS

Someone step up; make it; link it; they will come.
November 18, 2011 1:02 PM

Make your own fucking blog. Or here's an even better idea: STFU and am-scray if you don't like it here.

Fucking moran.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 117 Maybe this will put a fire under Jane's ass to keep the kid bashing off the fucking blog...someone needs to start a new blog. Someone who has time for it since Jane has "such a busy life".. FFS

Someone step up; make it; link it; they will come.
November 18, 2011 1:02 PM

Make your own fucking blog. Or here's an even better idea: STFU and am-scray if you don't like it here.

Fucking moran.

November 18, 2011 5:19 PM

Fuck you, kid basher LOL

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3132325

She ordered all twelve gowns and plan to return 11? Are you fucking kidding me?
November 18, 2011 2:04 PM

Yeah, hope she gets stuck with 8 or 9 dresses she can't return. What a dumb bitch.

Anonymous said...

Seriously, if I want to watch idiots fight, I would read the political threads on the bukkit. What happened to the smack blog? It has turned into an anonymous fighting ring. lame

Anonymous said...

I don't think choosing to create a new life as a single mom is a great thing. I would have no problem at all with an adoption, or an honest-to-goodness "oops" pregnancy
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So this peatard doesn't approve of someone putting a lot of thought into a planned and wanted pregnancy, but someone who was manipulative or too dumb or lazy to use birth control is okay with her?!

From the donor sperm thread.

Anonymous said...

remember the comment about kiki letting us know when she takes a shit. Here you go.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3132339

Anonymous said...

52- Stacey is also stuck with some ugly ass kids. Suicide is a better option for hur ugly family

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Kids are ugly, so what? That's not really kid bashing.

Anonymous said...

Who keeps letting scrappertastic in?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 120 Seriously, if I want to watch idiots fight, I would read the political threads on the bukkit. What happened to the smack blog? It has turned into an anonymous fighting ring. lame

November 18, 2011 5:31 PM

Seriously, stop talking to yourself then.

Anonymous said...

Give it up. Nobody took the bait when you posted on the last space either.
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That's because it was the 3rd last entry on the last one, so obviously everyone went to the new blog entry. Yes we all know you're Angela her fat bff.

Anonymous said...

Not at all surprised that momtoemily got caught trolling. She's one that tries really hard to act all prim, proper, and virtuous, but she's a raging cunt and it's pretty obvious anytime she posts on a drama thread-and she always makes sure to hit the drama threads. She reminds me of a quieter, sneakier ohyvonne
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When unscrappable was around she would post threads from there to 2peas to stir up drama.

Anonymous said...

I'm always amazed that people are so supportive and congratulatory. Why on earth would you be nice to someone whose only positives posts are support me I'm infertile or yay I'm pregnant.

Completely self involved.
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ITA about janedoescrapper

Anonymous said...

Maximus is an awful name. But I guess we should all be grateful she didn't go with Tiberius Germanicus. Or Caligula. Or would the kre8tiv spelling be Kylygulagh?
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I'm grateful she didn't name the boy after his father - pigface.

Anonymous said...

My cat's name is Maximus. Honestly.

Anonymous said...

I'm always amazed that people are so supportive and congratulatory. Why on earth would you be nice to someone whose only positives posts are support me I'm infertile or yay I'm pregnant.

Completely self involved.
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Yes! janedoescrapper2 is a miserable, wretched human being. Pregnancy is not a cure for that.

If anything, people should be afraid that she's reproducing.

Crackhead Mary said...

Prom Queen got smacked and I'm enjoying it.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3132455

And this post was totally tongue in cheek, I'm loling that everyone is getting so wadded up about it...

No, you thought you were being funny with your snark about the Muppets and nobody thought it was. She can't believe that no one is kissing her Prom Queen ass.

Anonymous said...

I don't believe Peabay's husband had an affair. I think you're just drumming up drama. If you have details, spill them. If not, don't bore me.

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised they're not talking about Joe Paterno's lung cancer.

Anonymous said...

Prom Queen is too rarefied for The Muppets. Can you imagine what she would be like at a kid's birthday party?

"Cake! How declassé, it's been done. And ice-cream, what is this shit? How cliché! How many years are you expecting presents? You're five, now. I was over that after my third birthday, ugh."

And after all the kids have been reduced to tears, she tells everyone "I was joking! Gawd! It's not what I would want!" Well no, Prom Queen, you're 63. The kids demo is not for you.

Anonymous said...

Prom Queen is an idiot, even if she doesn't like them there is no denying they have been a phenomenally successful franchise... for 30 years.

But of course it is all about her, if she doesn't like something, then they should just stop making it.

Anonymous said...

I knew momtoemily wasn't all there when she defended Lurine after she told Lucy to f* off.

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised they're not talking about Joe Paterno's lung cancer

I'm surprised Raindancer, Peasful1, BF, and AN aren't defending all the men in this scandal.

Anonymous said...

Miss Piggy has far superior taste in clothing and men than that tasteless Yvonne! I imagine Yvonne's spare closet in her townhouse filled with lacy Laura Ashley dresses. Frilly old lady pink floral decor must be everywhere from every bedspread to the kitchen curtains.

Anonymous said...

hi jonell, you piece of shit

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3132365

5000 negative teabag ranting posts, never contributing anything positive, ever.

Anonymous said...

that was real positive

Anonymous said...

Ohyvonne is just a trashy Wannabe. Not sure why anyone bothers to even respond to her.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3132474
Baby soaking through diaper post.

Then get up and change her you lazy cow.

Anonymous said...

Is ohyvonne so ugly that she only shows a pic of her shoes with her bandaid on her ankle?

Anonymous said...

5000 negative teabag ranting posts, never contributing anything positive, ever.

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Pretty much. She's in a constant state of rage.

Anonymous said...

Ok, any bets on how many times missang will say "everyone tells me how white my whites are" on that laundry thread?

She's such a twunt

Anonymous said...

Is ohyvonne so ugly that she only shows a pic of her shoes with her bandaid on her ankle?
November 19, 2011 7:31 AM

yes. And I for one am grateful that she doesn't post pictures of her ugly mug.

Anonymous said...

No, you thought you were being funny with your snark about the Muppets and nobody thought it was. She can't believe that no one is kissing her Prom Queen ass.
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I think she and other genuinely don't like the Muppets. To really get into them you have to get all the jokes. The humor is simple on the surface but full of double entendre and there is a quickness to some of it that is lost if you don't pay attention. I think you also have to understand what Jim really did in terms of the craft. In this age of computer animation it seems simplistic but the man was a genius. I love the humor and really respect the mind and the artist behind it.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3132504

Here's one for the spelling Nazi:

kahoots, shouldn't that be cahoots?

Hope the first two posters on this thread don't home school.

Anonymous said...

I think she and other genuinely don't like the Muppets. To really get into them you have to get all the jokes. The humor is simple on the surface but full of double entendre and there is a quickness to some of it that is lost if you don't pay attention. I think you also have to understand what Jim really did in terms of the craft. In this age of computer animation it seems simplistic but the man was a genius. I love the humor and really respect the mind and the artist behind it.

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So in other words, she's too stupid to get it.

Anonymous said...

So in other words, she's too stupid to get it.
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Maybe, or she just might not like the style. The Muppets are both crazy weird and heart touching which isn't easy for some people to wrap their minds around. I do think it is very telling when you look at those who hate the Muppets.

Anonymous said...

I do think it is very telling when you look at those who hate the Muppets.
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Yep.

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah. Go take a look at that thread and notice who hates the muppets.

yvonne/promqueen
missAng/racist
momtoemily/all-around thundercunt
gramanisi/dumb, dumb, dumb
mignonne/general douche

you get the picture

Anonymous said...

Cer-a-ve is the only thing that worked for my DS. It's always on the bottom shelf in the skinhead aisle at Walmart
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I wonder if she realizes what she said?

From the eczema thread.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaah

Anonymous said...

heh! If any store HAD a skinhead aisle, it would so be Walmart.

Anonymous said...

I cannot afford to buy 12 gowns.
^^^^
then don't order them! I seriously hope this dumb bitch gets stuck with 12 gowns.

Anonymous said...

The skinhead aisle! Really lol! And it would be at Walmart, too!

Anonymous said...

The Skinhead Aisle. Where you can also pick up red suspenders and "88" rub-on tattoos.

Anonymous said...

Is ohyvonne so ugly that she only shows a pic of her shoes with her bandaid on her ankle?
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those legs look much younger, probably her step-daughter. But the pic is too damn large.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3132349
How did she go through fertility treatments and pregnancy if she can't let a doctor touch her?
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She's nutty. She also claimed (one of her multitude of germaphobe threads) she hasn't had a physical in 20 years...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2868046

About going to the doctor

"I never go. In my experience, if you're feeling badly and you go, they make you feel worse; when you go in feeling fine for a check-up, they find something wrong with you!

I go to the ob every couple of years for a pap. I went last year to the primary for a sinus infection and they had to re-enter me as a new patient because I hadn't been there in so long (and I was probably only at that doctor once before.) I haven't had a physical since the one I needed for college 20+ years ago."

Anonymous said...

I found another classic thread. Debcreates' "don't use my guest towels".

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=2965046

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 160 The Skinhead Aisle. Where you can also pick up red suspenders and "88" rub-on tattoos.

November 19, 2011 12:35 PM

I'm happy that I have no fucking idea what the hell an "88" rub-on tattoo is...

Anonymous said...

Lynlam probably has a few, if not a permanent one on her wrinkly ass.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 139 Miss Piggy has far superior taste in clothing and men than that tasteless Yvonne! I imagine Yvonne's spare closet in her townhouse filled with lacy Laura Ashley dresses. Frilly old lady pink floral decor must be everywhere from every bedspread to the kitchen curtains.

November 18, 2011 11:48 PM
Anonymous said... 140 hi jonell, you piece of shit

November 19, 2011 12:38 AM
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is there a story behind this? do jonell and yvonne have a history that I am not aware of? been at the bukkit for a long time, though...

Anonymous said...

I don't go to Panera because their employees are idiots. I got into a uh... irritating transaction with this girl who couldn't explain "pick 2" to me. She's like, "Pick 2".

I'm like, "Apple and chips" (or whatever).

She's like, "NO. PICK 2."

I'm like, "Ummm... soup and apple?"

She's like, "NO!!! PICK TWO!!!!!"

Me: Whatever, I'll make a sandwich at home. (walks off)
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wtf is wrong with pennyring? She's too damn stupid to read a menu?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3132566
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maybe because it doesn't seem like you read--other than Harry Potter?

Anonymous said...

That pennyring/panera comment is a perfect example of what happens when two stupid cunts collide.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 166 Anonymous said... 139 Miss Piggy has far superior taste in clothing and men than that tasteless Yvonne! I imagine Yvonne's spare closet in her townhouse filled with lacy Laura Ashley dresses. Frilly old lady pink floral decor must be everywhere from every bedspread to the kitchen curtains.

November 18, 2011 11:48 PM
Anonymous said... 140 hi jonell, you piece of shit

November 19, 2011 12:38 AM
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is there a story behind this? do jonell and yvonne have a history that I am not aware of? been at the bukkit for a long time, though...

November 19, 2011 2:52 PM

jonell knows what it meant..

those two comments were never linked together and the jonell comment has no connection to the yvonne comment...

Anonymous said...

jonell's not a blog bitch!!1111!1 lEAVE HER ALONE!!11111

Anonymous said...

170-then why don't you share with the fucking class? Do you really think JoNell reads this blog? Don't know what your deal is with her but don't post stupid shit and then act all mysterious when people wonder what the fuck you are blathering on about.

Anonymous said...

Chopped Liver on the Panera thread. Yes we know you think you're Julia Childs. Toot toot! I'm sure your ass is fucking huge too. Tooooooot!

Anonymous said...

I wonder if you can go to Burlington Coat Factory to BUY A FUCKING LIFE.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3132570

"He's the one who figured out what COB meant."

Idiot.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, since 2001 when it first launched.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3132590

Anonymous said...

U can't say anything bad 'bout yvonne. She'll call up all her croonies. Becuz she is an old time pea. She's got fans. She's famous.

Anonymous said...

Yeah 176, she's famous on a message board with women she will never meet.

Anonymous said...

BrandyM is so stupid I keep feeling the need to smack her.

And I'm tired of people bragging about their e-readers. "I'm going to download it to my Nook/Kindle/iPad/iPhone." "I have it on my Nook/Kindle/iPad/iPhone." It's just bragging. I have a Kindle, but I don't feel the need to mention it all. the. time.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3132594

I wonder what this is about? Why was she afraid to wait in the dark? Or was she just pissed about the people being late?

Anonymous said...

You mean the "You pick 2" combo? The menu says - Pick 2: half sandwich, soup or salad.

Why did you need it to be explained? LOL
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hee! That vapid idiot KAS just pwned pennyring on the panera crouton thread.

Anonymous said...

She's just pissed that somebody doesn't think the world revolves around her.

Anonymous said...

There is absolutely no way I will ever be fulfilled in life until I have the opportunity to be a mom
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That's just sad. What if it never happens for her? Permanent unfulfillment?

KAS on the sperm donor thread.

Anonymous said...

I think she was pissed the other mom was late. Sucks for her dd.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3132555

With 2.600 square feet of hardwood or tile and 3 young kids, I'm SICK of mopping
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Uh, a steam mop isn't going to apply some magical shield that will keep your floors from ever getting dirty.

Kyelygulagh said...

S/O: Why didn't anyone ever tell me to read Harry Potter????

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3132566

By the way, when you take a dump, you should also wipe your ass with some of the paper on the roll.

Anonymous said...

And wash your hands after. With soap. It's either in a little pump dispenser by the sink, or in bar form. Then dry, using the towel that usually hangs very near the sink.

Anonymous said...

#179, I think she was frustrated that the other Mom was running late. Understandable, but she seems too angry for it to be just about that.

Anonymous said...

178, same for KitchenAids. Bragbragbragbragbrag.

Anonymous said...

MsMariah is a total twunt, but she really zinged brandym on the Clan of the Cave Bear thread:

Well it came out in the 80s, it was a best seller, and there are I think 7 books in the series, so have you been living under a rock? They made a movie out of it too. Exactly how do you expect people to tell you to read it if that's not enough?
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FTW! It's the first, and probably last time that I've ever agreed with that crazy loon, but she was spot on.

Anonymous said...

Gawd, I read those lame ass soft porn caveman books when I was in high school. The movie totally sucked cause they put that brainless twit Daryl Hannah in it.

Anonymous said...

I love how desperately Promslut is trying to pretend that all the hate directed at her in that thread is all good fun. LOL, she knows damn well that all the nasty comments are real and she thinks if she laughs them off everyone will believe her.
Oh Yvonne, your 'prom queen of pea high' days are SO over, better remove that signature.

Anonymous said...

On the Muppet thread, Myshelly is saying she was born in 1981 which makes her only 30? I thought that bitch was way older than that. She had a kid at 25? I thought she was a fucking lawyer?

Anonymous said...

myshellly is a beadhound alter

Anonymous said...

Gawd, I read those lame ass soft porn caveman books when I was in high school.
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This. They were only so-so even back when I was a kid. All those middle-aged freaks like 1edge saying they're the best series evah!!1 are beyond pathetic.

But then they're like brandym . . . they think shit like Twilight is good reading.

Idiots

Anonymous said...

myshellly is a beadhound alter
November 19, 2011 6:21 PM
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no one gives a shit about beadhound-or her supposed alters.

Anonymous said...

Skybar replied to the COB thread. What's on her wishlist? New Christmas sweats?

Anonymous said...

beadhound = captainK

Anonymous said...

beadhound? = don't give a fuck

Anonymous said...

I've never heard of The Clan of the Cave Bear and I have not been living under a rock.

Anonymous said...

That vapid idiot KAS
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perfect description of her!

Anonymous said...

jonell's not a blog bitch!!1111!1 lEAVE HER ALONE!!11111
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Now this just makes me want to talk about her.
Look just because people keep their posts friendly on the board, doesn't mean they aren't bitches on email to other peas as they talk about you behind your back. I personally prefer the peas who show their real self on the board.

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