Sunday, November 27, 2011

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Anonymous said...

In the Liz's Squillen thread she says they haven't opened the box of chocolates yet and that her DH will be taking them to work.
Go back and look at the kid holding the box, there is sun shining through the window and there is NO reflection on the box. There's no shrink wrap because that baby has already been opened. She's such a liar. I bet they've already scarfed down half of it.

Squillen said...

Oh shit! I'm fucking 2nd?!?!!?

Peabay said...

LOSERRRRRRRR!!!!

Anonymous said...

Happy holidays, Jane! Thanks for keeping this place going. I know it must be a huge pain in the ass sometimes.

Anonymous said...

Lowrent's proud of her CHRISTmas tree. She's hoping to be perfected in The Rapture.

Anonymous said...

can't wait to hear staph's recap of 'bringing the school to their knees'
!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Why are the peas so fucking stupid when it comes to Pinterest? I signed up, got an invite after 4 days, immediately amended my profile and unlinked it from Facebook. Then I added the pin it to my toolbar and started using it all within 10 minutes and not a single thread at the bukkit asking for help.
I'm of normal intelligence and it isn't that hard, is everyone else THAT stupid?
In weeks I have a grand total of 5 pins, I won't be repinning every shiny object that crosses my screen.

Anonymous said...

5 - and she's a jew.

Anonymous said...

good spot #1!

Anonymous said...

20 - I happen to completely agree with domoo. And I suspect there are many more who feel the exact same way. But "nobody" or lesser tier peas like us don't count so we don't post those thoughts.

I've wanted to post the exact same thought but knew my opinion wouldn't matter. I'm not a popular pea or a wannapea that is kissing someone's ass, or a bitch (blog or otherwise), so why bother.

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The more that stand up, the better. Next time, post. Your opinion does count.

Anonymous said...

oh yvonne
Pea-rom Queen
PeaNut 15036 - May 2001
Posts: 15865 Layouts: 73
Loc: Thousand Oaks, So Cal
Posted: 11/27/2011 5:58:41 PM
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love this place...for ten years now. Love it, love the friends I have made here.

We've been here through births and deaths, graduations and milestones galore.

Can't ever imagine leaving..
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Funny, we imagine it all the time.

Anonymous said...

Be kind to unkind people; they need it most.

Anonymous said...

Oh Yvonne... now I see where you got your name.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3134203

I would not want to eat there.

Anonymous said...

You can unlink your Pinterest account from Facebook? How?

Anonymous said...

In the Liz's Squillen thread she says they haven't opened the box of chocolates yet and that her DH will be taking them to work.
Go back and look at the kid holding the box, there is sun shining through the window and there is NO reflection on the box
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I saw one of them in the store and laughed at the hugeness of it. It was NOT shrink-wrapped, so put away your evidence collection kit and watch CSI instead. You are not smart enough to run with television characters.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for clearing that up Squillen

Anonymous said...

Hi Squillen! Hi Typhus!

Anonymous said...

You can unlink your Pinterest account from Facebook? How?
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*facepalm* your stupid questions belong at the bukkit

Anonymous said...

Screw the damn box of cheap ass waxy chocolate. Did you see her fucking messy ass house? Gross. Who puts dog shit and an exercise machine by the fricking front door?

I hope to god the kitchen she uses for her home baking business is in better shape than the rest of the pig sty.

Anonymous said...

you know, thru all this Squeals crap, I still can't get over the fact that sheapple are paying FIFTY FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS for crap cookies she makes in her dirty kitchen. Rice crispy treats at that.

As the saying goes, there is a sucker born every day.

Anonymous said...

Not every day, every minute!

Anonymous said...

so if she can't keep the entrance to her house nice and tidy then her kitchen must be a mess. i would never buy cookies from her. hell, i wouldn't buy dog shit from her.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3134359

why am I not surprised by KikiPEA. No kids, no sex, what else are they going to do?

Anonymous said...

How can a box of chocolates not be shrink wrapped? How do you know it hasn't been opened? I don't see a sticker seal on the edge of the box.

Anonymous said...

I find it interesting she named the pic ridiculous. Not chocolate, not whitman, or like most people the image number from the camera. She named it for drama.

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b59/squillen/ridiculous.jpg

Anonymous said...

Of course the box would be shrink wrapped, otherwise it would be opened in no time and every second shopper would have their grubby little fingers in there.

Anonymous said...

NOT a Squillen fan, but completely disagree with you about her kid and her house.

Her daughter is absolutely adorable. That's the last I'll say about her - I think kids should be left out of this, period.

Also, I don't think her house looks filthy.

I do, however, think she's a complete attention whore who appears at the bukkit only to offer conveniently timed links to her easily made and overpriced cookies. I think she's a total bitch, and I do NOT think that FB conversation was as innocent as they're trying to make it.

Squillin gives us plenty to smack without pulling her child or her housekeeping skills into it.

Anonymous said...

28-no, her house is messy. who has an entry off the freakin' front door for god's sake that looks that ghetto and messy?

Anonymous said...

her house is a pigsty-how fitting

Anonymous said...

So true, 21. People act like she's making them THE BEST DA- er, BEST GOSHDARN COOKIES EVER. Rice Krispie treats and sugar cookies, and some candy? Hell, I can make that stuff! If I were paying $55 a pop, I want some fancy stuff that you need a culinary degree to make.

Anonymous said...

Gina, Gina...still all pissed off that Squeals and Kelly Edgerton unfriended you after the cookie debacle? Come on? Is your Facebook experience sullied forever because the cookie shiller and the old lady quilter, bookworm, I don't have sex ever pea unfriended you? I think not.

BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET.OVER.IT.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3133903


This one big kid smack.

Anonymous said...

Squeal's house looks like a disaster area.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3134361

Considering what a sad and scary event that must have been (for her friend), you'd think she could have come up with a more dignified thread title.

Anonymous said...

I <3 Danibee.

That is all.

Anonymous said...

35 - sorry I think its fine

Anonymous said...

36 - you talking about the trashy high heels thread? lol

So odd to randomly post praise of an unknown pea here unless you are talking about yourself!

Anonymous said...

38 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Anonymous said...

Had the same reaction as 35. Yikes. Although unlike Kelpea, she didn't include photos of the poor girl in her signature along with names, so be grateful for that.

Anonymous said...

36=Daanibee and trust me, darling, no one loves you.

You are an idiot.

Anonymous said...

I'm 36 and I'm not Danibee.

I was referring to her responses in the Squillen threads.

I know, someone will just respond and say "suuuuure you're not Danibee", but thought you should know I'm not :)

Anonymous said...

I've been away from the internet since Tuesday (I actually enjoy spending time with my family!), so I am just reading about the squealing thing now. She is not stupid. She knew that coming back would cause drama, so she used her kid. She knew that *someone* would find something to smack on about that pic of her kid with the disgusting box of fakechocolate, so she posted it knowing she could use it as a springboard for a POOR POOR ME post. She has added 40+people to her stupid FB page. I also laugh at the peas that think her bakery FB page is her 'real' page, or that it is part of her super secret FB group.

Anonymous said...

Ok looked up daanibee's post history and why is this nobody all up in the drama? lol Posting on every single Squillen thread all the while complaining that there are multiple Squillen threads. lol If you need more irony she said both excerpts below:

Really? When 2 kids are having their own issues, you encourage a 3rd party to jump in and rabidly defend the other, getting all up in business that is not theirs and throwing paragraph after paragraph at them for long periods of time in, once again, business that isn't theirs?
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Oh my GOD. I know when to say enough.

I say enough when there are 4 threads on the front page about one person! ENOUGH!

and that, fellow peas, is ENOUGH. It is OVER. It DOESN'T MATTER. There doesn't need to be a 5 page thread continuously bumped, 3 I <3 Squillen threads, or a troll call out thread.

LET. IT. GO.

Anonymous said...

43 - Hi Monique! welcome back!

Anonymous said...

I also laugh at the peas that think her bakery FB page is her 'real' page, or that it is part of her super secret FB group.
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I figured that wasn't her personal facebook page, its the cheerful baker. You're saying she has yet another group? Geez why all the effort? Can't she take orders from the cheerful baker page? lol

Anonymous said...

Actually Squillen has added 67 peas to her facebook group. It was add 100 when she came back to the pod.

Anonymous said...

I posted 43, and I don't have a fucking clue who Monique is...

Anonymous said...

Suzanne Carroll Quillen
Only 4 days until December 1st and I'd like to have a fun contest! Recommend a friend (or two... or ten... ) to join The Cheerful Baker and I'll enter you in a drawing to win one of my Christmas Goodie Boxes!

RULES: When your friend (or family member) asks to join, they need to also send me a note to let me know which of you recommended them. For each person recommended, you will get your name put in the drawing.

Contest ends December 5th and the winner will be announced one week from today - December 6th.

Anonymous said...

You're saying she has yet another group?
*************

It started as a super secret big brother group, now they just gossip about the peas...

Anonymous said...

Suzanne is still taking Christmas box orders. She lied on the pod.

Anonymous said...

48 - yeah right, everyone knows who Monique is, who has been visibly absent from the drama.

Anonymous said...

nope, 52, I don't. I used to be a bukkit regular, but now I'm more a blog regular. I only read the threads that are linked here. Don't really care if you believe me or not, but I'm not Monique, and I don't know who she is...Care to link me to a thread with her in it??

Anonymous said...

It started as a super secret big brother group, now they just gossip about the peas...
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Kind of like those disgusting smack blogs they all hate so much?

Anonymous said...

It started as a super secret big brother group, now they just gossip about the peas...
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Kind of like those disgusting smack blogs they all hate so much?
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Exactly like it, but since they are all "friends" it is ok to do.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3134354

Some peas seriously make me shake my head. Do they even read what they fucking write?? From that thread::

""Just a quick question I promise! I am considering get dd one for Christmas. She is 6,(birthday in February) in 1st grade and starting to struggle academically. We are currently going through ADHD screenings as well as general learning disability testings. She currently has an iPod touch and a Nintendo Ds so I am wondering if this would be a step back so to speak? Have I ruined her by giving her access to to much technology?? Will it have enough appeal to keep her locked in and not running to her other items?

I have considered the Leap Pad for the educational value and think it may be wise to keep education and entertainment separate i.e by not loading her iPod with a bunch of educational apps letting it strictly be entertainment. She wants an IPad for Christmas but I am not ready for her to have that. ""

Really? She has a DS and an ipod, but she needs one more electronic 'thing' just for the 'academic' value?? How about you get off your ass and help her? Good old fashioned parent help?? Nope, way easier to buy MORE electronic CRAP to "help her learn". Give me a fucking break.

Anonymous said...

Scrappylicious has a buttaface. Those pictures in her gowns are beyond ridiculous.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3134264

a link for buttaface

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3134392

Is this a joke? A play on squealing? A lame attempt to get more drama?? What???

daanibee said...

I <3 36, and that is all ;)

This "nobody" likes to be all up in the drama and doesn't care!

Anonymous said...

Hey 55 - got a link, or are you just talking out your ass?

Anonymous said...

Seriously 57??? Jalous much??? She looks good in those gowns and is just looking for feedback. You are probably a bigger buttaface than she could ever be even if she gained 1oo lbs.

Anonymous said...

#62 Oh Yvonne..stfu

Anonymous said...

The gowns look good on her body, but the face...ehhhh

She's an attention whore.

Anonymous said...

59- is your comment a joke? Not sure how that post you linked could be a "play on squealing", or even remotely resemble an "attempt to get more drama". I think YOU are the one attempting to create some drama. Pathetic FAIL!

Anonymous said...

I am 62 and have no clue who the hell Yvonne is. And BTW, she was asking for an opinion on the gowns, NOT her face. you are a mean bitch.

Anonymous said...

you are new here #66?

Anonymous said...

Why is Yvonne kissing Shillin's ass? Shillin doesn't even like her! lol Yvonne's such a major kiss ass. She can't pass up any drama.

Anonymous said...

Why does Yvonne put those ghetto ass shoes on her little girls?

Anonymous said...

If you find pink poodle hair in your box o' Squeal lard does that mean it's good luck?

Anonymous said...

The dog hair cookies are $60

Anonymous said...

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4619/1647/1600/CHA%20summer%202006026.jpg

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3070559

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3055811

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3051478

noooo, i don't sell cookies on 2ps

Anonymous said...

No it isn't 38. I like her too. And guess what? I'm not Danibee.

Anonymous said...

I don't want to go to work.

Anonymous said...

hey 72...
whose picture?

Anonymous said...

squeals

Anonymous said...

well, bless her heart then

FEED ME COOKIES!!! said...

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4619/1647/1600/CHA%20summer%202006016.jpg

Anonymous said...

I can't find Cheerful Baker on facebook.

Anonymous said...

Why does Yvonne put those ghetto ass shoes on her little girls?
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Nice try. They look like Converse which are pretty much just regular shoes that most normal kids wear day to day. I don't care for Yvonne one way or the other but that is a cute picture.

Anonymous said...

wow, she's HUGE! Never trust a skinny baker!

Anonymous said...

Teenagers not little girls. They look poor and cheap.

Anonymous said...

Cheerful? More like sullen and stone faced. Cheerful is not an adjective that describes Shills!

Anonymous said...

MaddieKsmom is outraged, just outraged that someone called her out for being the attention whore she is.

Anonymous said...

Holy hell, 79, you should have warned me! I was eating my cereal (Special K Red Berries, in case you wondered), and I didn't need to see a 300 pound Mormom!

Anonymous said...

Dayum...Squeals is HUGE. I thought she was just fluffy but she looks like a fucking linebacker in the NFL.

As for all these stoopid I <3 Squeals threads, what the fuck is wrong with these women? Squeals doesn't give a shit about any of them. She only cares about selling cookies.

Why does she share recipes? Because it helps sell cookies. Everything she does is calculated to sell her craptastic lard ass shit.

We all saw how fucking fast she will turn like a rabid badger when she gets pissed off (smacking on the Pea that was losing her house) so I just don't get the love from these dumbass wannabe's at the pod.

Squeals is about Squeals. Hey, does anyone remember the video that was going around a few years ago from Squeal's bakery before she closed it? Rolls of dough stuffed into a white t-shirt and no, the dough was not for bread, it was attached to Squeal's waist.

Anonymous said...

Are you sure that's Squillen? I actually thought she was bigger than that...

Anonymous said...

20 - I happen to completely agree with domoo. And I suspect there are many more who feel the exact same way. But "nobody" or lesser tier peas like us don't count so we don't post those thoughts.

I've wanted to post the exact same thought but knew my opinion wouldn't matter. I'm not a popular pea or a wannapea that is kissing someone's ass, or a bitch (blog or otherwise), so why bother.

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The more that stand up, the better. Next time, post. Your opinion does count.

*******

Add me to that list too. I'm an old pea, but never post there anymore. I only read the threads that I see people talking about here. Some things never change. Just different players. It's funny how they keep insisting there isn't a hierarchy of peas. I always thought it would be interesting to take a subject that should go wrong for a popular pea, but post it as my own and watch the thread go in an entirely different direction. Hypocrites.

Anonymous said...

Teenagers not little girls. They look poor and cheap.
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If she had expensive fancy shoes on the kids somebody would bitch about that. People are looking to make digs at Yvonne for any little thing. I actually think many of you are jealous of her because she is well liked. A lot of the older Peas have pissed me off one time or another but I can't say that for Yvonne. She has been opinionated and bold but never nasty or mean. She is a strong woman who has been through a lot of shit but doesn't use it as a crutch. She has mentioned the Lauren thing a few times but people seriously do keep forgetting what a complete bitch Lauren really is. Every Pea has had their moments but Lauren goes off like clockwork and gets joy at cutting way below the belt.

Anonymous said...

38, that's DanniDee, not Daanibee.

Anonymous said...

What post is #89 referring to??

Anonymous said...

I actually think many of you are jealous of her because she is well liked
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jealous? uh no, not even. and she isn't well liked.

Anonymous said...

92 - It refers to the very last post on the squillen enough is enough thread. Apparently it was enough, as no one has BTTed it. But a blog poster (in the other space) called domoo a nobody pea. And we wonder why the popular peas and the wanna bees continue to rule.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3133966&pg=5

Anonymous said...

Thanks #94. I agree 100% with Domoo. I think we should all reply, and agree with Domoo. Maybe if we all band together, we could disrupt the 'tiers'!

Anonymous said...

Sheesh! Squealin' "lard" cookie recipe is an old Joy of Cooking recipe for sugar cookies and she is calling it hers because she added some Almond extract? You'd think being a "real" baker she would list where it came. I bet she steals all her "recipes" from Taste of Home and Martha Stewart (another recipe thief) as well.

Just another reason to dislike her cookie shillin' hateful return to the pod and hope for a diarrhea epidemic among the idiots that buy them.

Anonymous said...

Sounds good in theory 95, but I'm betting it would just cause a domoo attack and prolong the whole squillin lovefest. She spoke against the quill!

With all the cookies sales she now single-handedly now generates, how far in advance do you think some of those cookies are made? I know cookies freeze well, but I'm thinking they should be eaten fairly shortly after thawing. How much time is involved between thawing and eating? Just something I pondered and didn't want to post to start the ass kissing retaliation. Ummmm.......old cookies! But I'm not buying and therefore don't give a rat's ass.

Anonymous said...

I agree - it's the same posters day in and day out, the ones with 30,000 or more posts. They think they run 2peas. A bunch of blowhards who probably have no lives but to argue on a message board 24/7 with other strangers. Oh, and they are all experts on every topic brought to the pod, too!

I don't even bother posting anymore.

Anonymous said...

I was actually planning on buying one of her boxes this spring, when cookiegate first started. The peas that had ordered kept going on and on about how good the cookies were, and how there were SO MANY COOKIES and all that jazz. Then, they started posting pics of the boxes...really? It was all amateur crap that anyone can make, nothing really that special at all...and she only included 3 or 4 sugar cookies. That's it. I went to a locally owned homemade items bakery, and got better quality cookies for less than half the price of her crap. Chocolate covered rice crispie bars??? I guess that is the pea version of 'gourmet'

Anonymous said...

But the sheeple would buy them even they were $100 a box. @@

Anonymous said...

I made her almondine sugar cookie receipe and I threw the whole batch away. I was pissed at the waste. They were GROSS.


1) they were made with a shit ton of shortening, which you could taste in the final product, 2)and the cookie and frosting flavorings were weird, they did not go well together or something, 3) the texture was nothing special.

I have a way better sugar cookie receipe. But I suspect they don't freeze or ship well. ;)

Anonymous said...

Can someone link me to the thread with pics of Squillen's dirty house? Or, just tell me which thread it was. I tried to search, but wasn't sure exactly what I was looking for so I didn't have much luck.

Anonymous said...

Just another reason to dislike her cookie shillin' hateful return to the pod and hope for a diarrhea epidemic among the idiots that buy them.
November 28, 2011 10:37 AM

You are insane.

Anonymous said...

Will you share #101?? I know this is the blog and all, but I am looking for a great sugar cookie recipe, and I know if I ask at the bukkit, I will get 20 replies of "squillens are the BEST EVER!!!". I want a real recipe. Thanks!

Anonymous said...

96, I dare you to call Squillen on recipe thievery! I'd laugh my butt off if you or someone else pointed out that her recipes aren't all that original.

And I second 104.

Anonymous said...

who is with squillen in #79??

Sqeallin said...

Y'all are a buncha bitches.

Anonymous said...

how can a sugar cookie recipe be original? LOL It's cookie dough, not a fucking oil painting. Although there might be a comparable oil content.

Anonymous said...

#107...are you just a poor innocent pea that was forced to come over here? You poor poor thing. Now run back to the bukkit and tell all your 'friends' how mean and nasty we all are.

Anonymous said...

Anyone taking up for Yvonne has mental issues.

Anonymous said...

Where can I see Squillen's house?

Anonymous said...

Looks like Typhus doesn't post during the school day anymore. Guess she couldn't keep embarrassing herself like that.

Anonymous said...

Well 111, you can do a seach on Squillen and look at her posts. But since you lack any brain power there, here's a link to the thread:

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3133875#29399119

The front entrance looks messy, stuff on the floor. Those curtains in the background look like they are from the 70's.

Anonymous said...

Here's Squillen's guest room before she decided to get off her lard-eating ass and do something with it.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/gallery/member/133550-squillen/667129-ignore-for-the-pub/

Anonymous said...

Thank you! I did do a search, but wasn't having much luck.

Anonymous said...

Huh, I DID see that picture, guess I wasn't looking at the clutter. I find the piece of exercise equipment in the background funnier than whatever that is on the floor.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3134506

Are you kidding? who in the hell would create a facebook page for a stupid elf? it's almost as bad as having a fb page for you stupid hamster.

Anonymous said...

Did Keri West get a boob job?

Anonymous said...

#104 ****I will get 20 replies of "squillens are the BEST EVER!!!". I want a real recipe.*****

That's because they usually buy the cheap no-name brand packaged cookies at WM or some discount grocery.

And

#105, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND? Why give her more fodder to rally her devotees, when you know she "reads" here and will probably post it herself or have one of her "minions" like Tyfuss do it.

Besides, I'm sure she is racking up the "sales" already with the "pea love" thread.

Anonymous said...

Honestly, I think squeals is a regular reader AND poster to the blog. When the blog starts to die down of squeals talk, she post a few more things to stir the pot (at the blog).

Anonymous said...

Sqeallin said... #107

Y'all are a buncha bitches.

Get it right bukkit for brains:

Y'all are a buncha BLOG bitches.

Anonymous said...

118 - yes

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3134528

Is this shit for real? She has 116 posts and she thinks we remember her?

Anonymous said...

96, I dare you to call Squillen on recipe thievery! I'd laugh my butt off if you or someone else pointed out that her recipes aren't all that original.

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SOmeone said this about Pioneer woman and all the peas rallied against her saying so what.

Anonymous said...

KeriWest got a boob job, liposuction and a tummy tuck a few years ago. Where you been? LOL

Instead of going on a diet and losing weight, she had it sucked out. It was a big joke at the bukkit. The plastics man wouldn't operate on her fat ass until she quit smoking. HAHAHAHA!!!

She was just another fat ass Texas housefrau before her makeover.

Anonymous said...

I agree - it's the same posters day in and day out, the ones with 30,000 or more posts. They think they run 2peas. A bunch of blowhards who probably have no lives but to argue on a message board 24/7 with other strangers. Oh, and they are all experts on every topic brought to the pod, too!

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Actually my observation of thoses peas is they are either peaing from work or while their kids are at school. If you've been on the board for years, it is like being a Dr Phil expert, you've seen every situation and the advice given.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3134528

Is this shit for real? She has 116 posts and she thinks we remember her?
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Sigh. The dumb just multiplies over here.

It's a JOKE. An old one, but a joke.

Anonymous said...

123 - are you the idiot who pretty much said the same thing on the thread? You need a sense of humor transplant!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3134506

Kill me now.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3134528

Is this shit for real? She has 116 posts and she thinks we remember her?
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OMG of course I remember her. I remember her more then I do half of those peas on the tier 1 list someone posted a couple of weeks back.

Anonymous said...

no fucking kidding 129.

Anonymous said...

KeriWest is pretty much all replacement parts these days.

Anonymous said...

127 - we can't tell if its a joke or a troll, plus its way too long to read.

Anonymous said...

Those women have the mental capacity of a six year old. I hope all their pages get reported (no, I'm not doing it).

Anonymous said...

what are you talking about #133????

Anonymous said...

Same ones 129 is talking about. Making Facebook pages for their elf on a shelf. Next up is webpages for their elves.

Anonymous said...

I wish I could afford some replacement parts. I'd get new tits too.

Anonymous said...

#124
SOmeone said this about Pioneer woman and all the peas rallied against her saying so what
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FFS, I cook better than PW because I can actually make the preprocessed laden crap she uses in her "recipes" (straight off the back of the package) from scratch.
Exactly how hard is it to make potato soup from scratch?

Even Dumbass Duggar constipating "Tater Tot" Casserole is nothing more than Shepard's Pie using preprocessed crap filled with preservatives and if you have ever had the REAL thing that Duggar "shit" is just that: Shit in - Shit out. With all the frozen veggies and tater tot bits "staring out" from a turd needing the plastic knife and spork to make it flush.

But PW's "like" Nie Nie with her insipid blog and now "inspirational" book or even worse the fucking Duggars with their "laundry soap" that Mama Duggar ripped off from the back of the Fels soap package.

And most of these "miracle" recipes are on Pinterest so the "bukkit brains" can find them instead of buying their " self-help books."

Anonymous said...

She was just another fat ass Texas housefrau before her makeover.

She pretty much looked like a fat cow to me at her daughter's wedding!

Anonymous said...

I agree with most of #137...but I am in a very cold climate, and I have to use frozen vegetables. Fresh veggies are not available, and when they are in the grocery store, they have been on a truck for 3-4 days...yuck...

Anonymous said...

I hate Kelle Hampton. What a fake bitch.

Anonymous said...

who is kelle hampton and why do we care???

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3134583

Weird?

Sometimes I think the peas will use any excuse to go shopping.

Anonymous said...

KeriWest also got permanent makeup tattooed on. She's becoming Michael Jackson.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3133322


Soooo.... Squillen's cookie selling isn't ok but this is? Where the fuck is Liz when you need her??

Anonymous said...

143 - I thought only old ladies did that.

Anonymous said...

#144, please see post #59 and #65. I said the same thing about gammerbabe's thread like that, but I was smacked. I do think it was squealing doing the smacking, but thats neither here nor there...

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3134568

So, huge dog bowls by the door and a cat who is so cute when he jumps on dining tables (and other food surfaces I would imagine)?

Ummm........hairy cookies! Seriously, what is wrong with her? Seems that she posts stuff just asking for a smacking.

Anonymous said...

psst...#139, it isn't so much the "frozen" regular veggies as it is the whole preprocessed crap they add... canned "cream of" soup, the actual tater tots, brown gravy sauce packets and Velveeta.

I actually love me some tater tots but I don't make them the end all be all of my "recipe" for chili cheez whiz tater tots.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3134591

talk about ugly shoes

Anonymous said...

brown gravy sauce packets??? The shit I learn on here. I didn't even know you could buy brown gravy sauce packets. Not even a 'meat' flavor, but just BROWN?? YUCKO!!!!

Anonymous said...

Those are not ugly shoes.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Typhus doesn't post during the school day anymore. Guess she couldn't keep embarrassing herself like that.
November 28, 2011 12:37 PM

More likely that she got caught peaing from school and has been warned. Any administrator worth a shit would frown on a teacher posting on MBs from work. Especially one like 2peas. And double especially the NSBR.

Teachers like Typhus are why so many districts now have so much shit blocked. The trust gets abused, and they have to crack down on everyone because of fucktards like Karalynn Tyler.

Anonymous said...

Karalynn Tyler loves to talk. She can type up a book on that message board. I never read her posts.

Anonymous said...

Typhus is crazy....I'd be really upset if I found out any of my kids' teachers were on any message board so often, and so rabidly, while they're supposed to be teaching my kid.

Also, as an employer, I'd be effing livid if any of my employees were wasting that much time doing anything other than work while I'm paying them to, um, work....

Assholes like her are why non-essential websites are now blocked from all the work stations in our building.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3134444

Why does Paigepea subject us to this every single year?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3134624

what a stupid thread

Hmmmm how do I know?????? said...

Keri's husband has also gotten the fat sucking treatment AND hairplugs.

Even so, he's still a lardass redneck yokel who buys Hummers to make up for his teeny tiny pencil dick.

Anonymous said...

I don't mind seeing photos of their birthday, for it's only once a year. But the constant photo post and bumping, like Jill, is really annoying.

Anonymous said...

I don't mind seeing photos of their birthday, for it's only once a year. But the constant photo post and bumping, like Jill, is really annoying.
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agreed, plus I think her daughters are very cute.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3134577
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I'd like to hear the other side of that story because you can damn well bet there is one.

Anonymous said...

I don't mind seeing photos of their birthday, for it's only once a year. But the constant photo post and bumping, like Jill, is really annoying.
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agreed, plus I think her daughters are very cute.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

At least she doesn't bump the same pictures over and over like Jill.

And her daughters are ADORBS!!! Those girls seriously are beautiful.

Anonymous said...

some people are lying on here. lol
I see a nose job in the future.

Anonymous said...

wow 160...she so sounds like your stereotypical wicked stepmother. What a bitter hag and to call them "wicked". Must do down like a ton of bricks on hubby.

Note how she spends most of the post trying to convince us that their father has been snubbed and finally gets it. Yet her last line is, "I give up trying to get him to see the light". Huh? Guess you'll just have to try harder to keep poisoning his mind against his own kids. Bitch freak.

Anonymous said...

55 - are you a member or how do you know about the secret group that sits around and talks about people?

Anonymous said...

"adorbs"?
are you retarded? or you are that scrappintoee idiot, she can't string a proper sentence together either.

Anonymous said...

I <3 daanibee too. For a younger pea, she is quite articulate and her posts are usually of an intelligent nature, unlike a lot of other peas I know, lol.

Anonymous said...

i agree - it's tolerable when people post pics of their kids on birthday or just once in a while. I just roll my eyes at the peas who constantly post pics, though...it's like, who flipping cares?!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3134644

I would rather have a pic where I can see the kids faces and they are smiling.

Anonymous said...

166- OMG Daanibee - give it up! lol

Anonymous said...

People don't like Yvonne because she's a sneaky phony.

Anonymous said...

The fucking elves are on facebook and friending each other. Kill me now.

Anonymous said...

Can we have a FB page for our Christmas dildo?

Anonymous said...

Elves are planning a two week trip to Disney! Yay!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 172 Can we have a FB page for our Christmas dildo?

November 28, 2011 9:47 PM

They could go to one of Staphs parties!

Anonymous said...

172, doesn't squeals' husband already have a facebook page?

Anonymous said...

The Christmas dildo has a little Santa hat like Mr Hanky. Except his is made of red latex and has a jaunty little peak.

Anonymous said...

Wow Just Wow!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXrMUtUU64Q&NR=1

Anonymous said...

I <3 Daanibee too. She usually posts exactly what I am thinking.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 176 The Christmas dildo has a little Santa hat like Mr Hanky. Except his is made of red latex and has a jaunty little peak.

November 28, 2011 11:18 PM

and two lumps of coal

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 179 Anonymous said... 176 The Christmas dildo has a little Santa hat like Mr Hanky. Except his is made of red latex and has a jaunty little peak.

November 28, 2011 11:18 PM

and two lumps of coal

November 29, 2011 5:52 AM

Come on! Some of you are crafty bitches, get this made up on one of your programs LOL

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3134660

Of FFS. It's a DOLL.

Anonymous said...

Cute idea, but a shitty picture. Did she take it with her camera phone?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3134644

Anonymous said...

I'm waiting for the elves to post dirt here on The Blog.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3134676

WTF is a cake pop machine anyway?? A box cake mix with store bought frosting made in a cheap machine...the height of pea "gourmet" cooking!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3134703

Very interesting list.

Anonymous said...

WTF is a cake pop machine anyway?? A box cake mix with store bought frosting made in a cheap machine...the height of pea "gourmet" cooking!

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It doesn't make cake pops in the "pea-sense" (mashed up cake with frosting). It bakes the cake into a ball form.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3134703

I would be so embarrassed if my name was on this list.

Anonymous said...

ok, since there is a "most active" pea list, let's start a most annoying pea list.

I nominate Burning Feather with Mrs. Tyler a close second.

Anonymous said...

Adding Lauren, pennyring, squillen and cycworker!

Anonymous said...

MaddieKsmom. Another professional victim.

Anonymous said...

let's start a most annoying pea list.

I nominate Burning Feather with Mrs. Tyler a close second.
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adding on Batya, Yubon and Captain K

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3134769

That right there is some seriously random posting.?????

Anonymous said...

Add me!!!

Anonymous said...

Oh what the effing hell.

I don't even have the words for this one. Someone help me out. Wrong all over it. Between the 6 kids, numerous teens, numerous babies, the oldest kid locking the door to fuck her boyfriend...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3134772

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3134772

sounds like you have too many kids

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3134653

I find it interesting that Mary can judge someone on changing an adopted child's name but doesn't want to be judged on having 5 kids!

Anonymous said...

Surprised BF isn't following the Conrad Murray trial.

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3134644

OK, I know we're not talking about people's kids, but did she notice her daughter's cleavage when she chose this pose?

Anonymous said...

I just can't fathom having thousands of posts on ANY message board. How do these people get anything else done?

I ask because I want to know!

I visit the bukkit and the smack blogs for a few minutes a day, and I still feel like I don't have enough hours in the day to do what I need to do. My house is clean, laundry is done, work is done, children are taken care of, etc.

Which leaves zero time (or energy) for scrapbooking most of the time, and certainly not enough to post 40 or 50 times at the bukkit. (Most of these people with thousands of posts average that a day.)

Crazy.

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