Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Space 10/17/12

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Anonymous said...

I have a family member that is an Olympic level runner, she's in NZ right now for the world championship. I never have to hear about her running. The only reason I even knew she was gone was because her mom posted something.

The proffessionals aren't always as annoying as the amateurs.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3199422

Sheri finally breaks and tells Jenny to stick it.

Anonymous said...

Jenny's pretty much become Seanna2.0 in the last three years. The self-appointed god and monitor of 2Peas.

Anonymous said...

Sheri ruined it for herself, though. Now, no matter how racist/bitchy/cunty Jenny is, it will be "that mean liberal told Jenny to fuck herself!" **faints**

Conquering the bigots is much more effective if you keep your cool.

Anonymous said...

True that.

But it was weird to see Jenny accuse Sheri essentially of "thought crimes."

She's now saying that Sheri never did the things she accused her of, but Jenny's sure she's seen Sheri nearby other posters (unnamed) on threads (not cited) where such terrible and unjust things were said, and clearly Sheri by dint of her presence was guilty of approving of these things. No evidence needed. Jenny knows what's in Sheri's head.

Even by the basement of 2Peas discourse, this sets a new low.

Anonymous said...

1Anonymous said... 1 I have a family member that is an Olympic level runner, she's in NZ right now for the world championship. I never have to hear about her running. The only reason I even knew she was gone was because her mom posted something.

The proffessionals aren't always as annoying as the amateurs.

October 21, 2012 9:50 AM

Now we have to hear it from YOU!

Kidding.

Anonymous said...

I heart Sheri. I don't think I've ever told anyone to fuck themselves a third time!

Anonymous said...

The difference between Jenny and Typhus - Typhus would never had admitted that she worded her incorrectly, and then would tell Sheri that she was sorry "if she was angered by what she felt Typhus said."

LOL

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3199475


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Did hell freeze over? Was that a pig just flying by my window? Busypea admitted a mistake?!

Anonymous said...

#8, I was going to type out a whole reply to your post and then noticed the mere act of typing Ty----'s name makes my blood pressure rise, so will just say "I agree"!!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3199424

Wannabe Indian. Is she doing is for prestige or for what she thinks would be a financial advantage?

Anonymous said...

I wonder how many Peas don't ever have sex on Sundays.

Anonymous said...

She's now saying that Sheri never did the things she accused her of, but Jenny's sure she's seen Sheri nearby other posters (unnamed) on threads (not cited) where such terrible and unjust things were said, and clearly Sheri by dint of her presence was guilty of approving of these things. No evidence needed. Jenny knows what's in Sheri's head.

Even by the basement of 2Peas discourse, this sets a new low.


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So typical: conservative word salad and logic pretzels.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3199303


Why won't PunchPrincess watch the video? Is she afraid of something?

Not even touching Skybarf in that thread with a 10-foot pole.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3199523

Something tells me that whoever megan in pink is talking about might've gone to college, but she sure didn't. ;)

Anonymous said...

Is cindyupnorth really this stupid, or is it just a messageboard act?

She states that she believes almost every American has Native American blood. Really? What about those who immigrated after most Native Americans were slaughtered?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3199424

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3199470

Well, duh, lock them in their room just like typhus did. I'm surprised typhus hasn't commented on this thread with her wonderful motherly advise.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3199492

cuntyupnorth has to be an act, right? No one can be this stupid and still remember to eat and breathe, right??

Anonymous said...


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Posted: 10/21/2012 7:45:55 PM
Can you tell us what the surprise ending is -- I don't want to watch the video.

I hope no one does try to explain it. You should watch it yourself. It's only a few minutes.


Lucy, I will not watch the bigots in this video. They have already been given too much attention. I hope they burn in hell.

Anonymous said...

WTF? Did she miss the fact that SarahH started the thread and all the liberal Peas were posting thumbs up

Anonymous said...

No joke, 215. Maybe if the OP went to college (or collage), she might learn how to write an intelligible sentence. SMH.

Anonymous said...

Can someone give me the quick scoop on busypea? I never noticed her before but just started noticing her lately....god is she annoying.

Anonymous said...

She claims to be a banking executive and to be working on an MBA. She has a son and a husband (probably henpecked) who works part time. She's smarter than everybody, eats only organic, whole foods, and knows everything about everything.

Yes, she is annoying as hell. She's the Batya of the west coast.

Anonymous said...

That's about it #22. She is so overly "perfect" in everything she puts out there, you just know she is either miserable or a total fake.

Anonymous said...

I thought her husband was a stay at home dad now. She posts a LOT during west coast work hours. I know because I'm on the west coast and a SAHM, I feel like she spends more time posting on the message board than I do and I usually pop in between errands or loads of laundry.

Anonymous said...

She also has several million in a retirement account due to an inheritance, and still goes on at length about working hard for their money and being soooo proud of their self sufficient accomplishments and personal responsibility.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3199492



Just shut up and let the adults talk, cindyupnorth.

Anonymous said...

Ahhhh, thanks everyone. Funny how I've only been noticing her posts for a few days and she had already struck me as so "I'm so perfect".

Ugh. That's the #1 type of Pea that drives me crazy. The ones who are so holier-than-thou, act like they're soooo perfect, know-it-alls. I'd rather read posts from the looney-tunes over there. At least they're "real".

Anonymous said...

Perfect Pea posted recently about her husband working PT now. And I forgot to add that her parents paid for college and her wedding, but she is still superior to those of us whose parents couldn't or wouldn't pay for either.

And PP and Henpecked Husband save 22% of their pretax income for retirement. And they started a college fund before Little Perfect was even born.

Anonymous said...

She also has several million in a retirement account due to an inheritance, and still goes on at length about working hard for their money and being soooo proud of their self sufficient accomplishments and personal responsibility.

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Oh Christ. I'm glad I didn't see her posting that nonsense.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3197332

Why is that fat bitch Mrs Smarty Pants telling us how much everything costs?

Anonymous said...

Umm, because someone else asked #31. I don't get the hate for MSP...the party wasn't that expensive, and it sounds like she was a great host, even paying for parking. I don't get the negativity...

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3199568

How long until Karalynn chimes in ?

Anonymous said...

MSP is still a fat bitch.

Anonymous said...

MSP has chola eyebrows courtesy of Sharpie brand markers.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3199562

This whole building process seems to be one headache after another. And really, $700 is the budget breaker in a 3500 sf house?? I think someone spent way above their means...

Anonymous said...

Can someone explain the MSP hate?? She seems nice, so there must be backstory I'm missing...please fill me in!

Anonymous said...

I don't get the hate either. I think there are some "old" peas that thought she was crass and didn't like all the attention she got because of her son.

I like her, and think she's mellowed quite a bit, people do change and mature.

Unless you're Lauren, then you never change.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3199471

What an unpleasant person. She seems really annoyed that people like this bookstore. She can't find anything to buy there? Even a gift for someone else?

Anonymous said...

MSP stop posting as yourself 37 & 38, no newbie would post such a strange post.

Anonymous said...

I'm 37, not msp, and I've been here about 5 years. I really don't remember the backstory on msp...so fill me in!

Anonymous said...

@36...I feel bad for her, but I really don't think it is a good idea to piss off your builder while he is still building your home...

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3199528

I literally want to physically HARM people who whistle. I would not be able to live with my spouse doing that.

I tell my husband to stop biting his nails, snoring, scratching, breathing loudly. The poor man can barely blink without me hearing it. I can't help it but it all drives me crazy. I would have to tell him to stop.
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Geez, Deena, you sound like a fucking hoot to live with. What a miserable fucking wench. I pity her poor husband if he truly has to apologize for breathing too loud.

Anonymous said...

MSP thought she was a BAD PEA BITCH back in the day. She lived to get all the suburban white chick's panties in a wad. She was crass, crude and basically a twatnozzle. She walked around the Pod like she was the Queen and we all had to bow down to her ghetto chola ass. Her son and his issues had nothing to do with it. She was a fucking ghetto ass bitch.

Wonder what happened to her photog business? You know, the one where she took pictures of herion addicted prostitutes, strippers, pimps and fellow cholas.

Anonymous said...

Wonder how many Pea's have husbands that won't go down on them. I bet there'd be a lot less stress if they got a mustache ride every once in a while.

Anonymous said...

I'm another long-time pea who doesn't understand the MSP hate. Is she crass? Yes but she's not hateful or unnecessarily mean. FFS everytime she's brought up here it's the same ham fisted lame complaints from years ago.

Anonymous said...

It is cause she's brown! Get dem damn messicans outta my Amurrika!!!


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Anonymous said...

She still has that business 44..

Anonymous said...

23Anonymous said... 23 She claims to be a banking executive and to be working on an MBA. She has a son and a husband (probably henpecked) who works part time. She's smarter than everybody, eats only organic, whole foods, and knows everything about everything.

Yes, she is annoying as hell. She's the Batya of the west coast.

October 21, 2012 6:06 PM

She also ONLY eats really expensive tuna fish from some river (damn I can't think of the name of it because it doesn't matter LOL).

Anonymous said...

MSP has calmed down a lot, but I agree with 244 she thought she was shit hot back in the day and the idiot peas hung on her every word.
Now she seems relatively normal.

Anonymous said...

Wannabe Indian. Is she doing is for prestige or for what she thinks would be a financial advantage?

They're all wannabe lily white bitches. Each generation the gets tainted, gets whiter and whiter and the Indian is lost. Pretty sure all their kids are lily white too. They shouldn't even be calling themselves Indian unless they or their parents were born on a reservation.

Anonymous said...

MSP is still a fat bitch.

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Ooh, calling someone fat. So original. And got old back in 3rd grade. Like fat people don't know they're fat. Newsflash: they also know that people can SEE them, and that people KNOW they're fat. Calling them fat is no big hurtful surprise!

Anonymous said...

I agree 251 it's like having a child on the spectrum. There's some stupid pea idea that being different is better. Look at me I have more hardships than you Jesus loves me more. The one phrase I hate is 'I'm not white, I'm a mutt/Heinz 57' and then they go on to list the different nationalities all of which are white. Oh I understand the struggle I'm German, Scottish, Swedish and Irish with a hint of Polish from my maternal great great great great grandmother.

Anonymous said...

47 Anonymous said... 47

It is cause she's brown! Get dem damn messicans outta my Amurrika!!!

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Really? So if I don't like someone because they are a total douche nozzle and they happen to be a different race then me I'm a racist?

Anonymous said...

She was a fucking ghetto ass bitch.

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She still is!

Anonymous said...

She sure is still ghetto, just like your still a douchecanoe. It's always the same complaints "she's a bitch because people liked her and I can't get them to like me". I doubt MSP cares one way or another and that is the crux of your issue. She didn't *try* to make people like her, and yet many did at least according to several posters who keep mentioning how peas would fawn over her even though she was a fat bitch with sharpie eyebrows.

Anonymous said...

You know with any question about "memorable moments" it's going to be delusional Christians crowing about the day zombie Jesus washed away all their sins with his blood.

Anonymous said...

Has anyone else tried to look a person's post history, only to get a pop up window asking you to sign up for a newsletter?

I can't figure out how to NOT sign up for a newsletter. What am I missing?

I know, I know, I'm an idiot. Please help!

Anonymous said...

What would these no birth control shriekers do if their lily white daughter ended up pregnant? You can't put your head in the sand and hope that nothing will happen.

Anonymous said...

MSP only posts when she can brag about how much money she spends. That's what makes her better than the rest. (Gag)

Anonymous said...

53Anonymous said... 53 I agree 251 it's like having a child on the spectrum. There's some stupid pea idea that being different is better. Look at me I have more hardships than you Jesus loves me more. The one phrase I hate is 'I'm not white, I'm a mutt/Heinz 57' and then they go on to list the different nationalities all of which are white. Oh I understand the struggle I'm German, Scottish, Swedish and Irish with a hint of Polish from my maternal great great great great grandmother.

October 22, 2012 5:32 AM

It's okay for African Americans though, right? LOL

Anonymous said...

It is cause she's brown! Get dem damn messicans outta my Amurrika!!!


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Yup.

Anonymous said...

261, I think that was the point. The fact that white people act like they can understand what it's like to be mixed when they are just posers. It's annoying just like assuming all black people are from Africa, and therefore African American. It shows your bigotry and ignorance.

Anonymous said...

All of these threads about comfortable shoes, boots and running shoes are irritating. News flash, mouth breathers, everyone has a different shaped foot. What is comfortable for me could be excruciatingly painful for you.

Get your ass down to a shoe store and try some stuff on. Interact with the public a little.

Anonymous said...

63Anonymous said... 63 261, I think that was the point. The fact that white people act like they can understand what it's like to be mixed when they are just posers. It's annoying just like assuming all black people are from Africa, and therefore African American. It shows your bigotry and ignorance.

October 22, 2012 9:23 AM

No Dear, if I can't get minority status by saying I'm Irish Swiss American because I was born in the U.S. then black should not get minority status by saying "I'm African American" even though they were born in the U.S.

You are a simpleton.

Anonymous said...

Simpleton is any dumbass who thinks whites or Christians are a minority.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3199573


Grown women calling a 14 year old girl a slut, classy. Sure, the dresses are too short but damn, hide your seething hate and offer a girl some help. Don't just beat her down. What happened to being anti-bullying?

Anonymous said...

65, your bigotry is showing.

Anonymous said...

65 will draw their shades the minute a black family moves into her sea of beige HOA.

Anonymous said...

66Anonymous said... 66 Simpleton is any dumbass who thinks whites or Christians are a minority.

October 22, 2012 9:32 AM

Blacks are no longer a minority. If you're born in America you should just say American. You are still a simpleton.

68 - you are a simpleton too. Here, I'll give you something to whine about, stop agreeing with yourself.

Anonymous said...

66Anonymous said... 66 Simpleton is any dumbass who thinks whites or Christians are a minority.

October 22, 2012 9:32 AM

Whites aren't a minority. African Americans are.
Irish Americans are. REAL AMERICANS were born here and should not claim "african" or "irish".

Anonymous said...

White - Color
Black - Color
African - Nationality
American - Nationality
Irish - Nationality

I don't see "Russian American" or "Asian American". Nope, the hypenated American is reserved for Africans. There's no bigotry when pointing it out.

Anonymous said...

My relatives HATE to be called african americans with a passion. Nothing african about them.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3199662

Anonymous said...

Who let the racist in?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3199471

What an unpleasant person. She seems really annoyed that people like this bookstore. She can't find anything to buy there? Even a gift for someone else?
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What a fucking stick in the mud. She acts like the peas are going to force her to fork over her GC, lol! Idiot.

Anonymous said...

Wannabe Indian. Is she doing is for prestige or for what she thinks would be a financial advantage?

They're all wannabe lily white bitches. Each generation the gets tainted, gets whiter and whiter and the Indian is lost. Pretty sure all their kids are lily white too. They shouldn't even be calling themselves Indian unless they or their parents were born on a reservation.

Yeah. I've never seen any klan members in any native tribes I've seen or heard of. KKKim is as Indian as Janet Brewer is. Tainted white devil likes to run her mouth.

Anonymous said...

What a douchecanoe that bookstore lady is. She acts like the peas are trying to steal the GC, when most who said they were interested would probably just buy it from her. She would be out no money. Teachers like this, in addition to Mrs Tyler, is why this country is going to hell in a hand basket.

Anonymous said...

If some no name pea had posted the pictures that BethAnneM did she'd be getting all kinds of hate, "How dare you post pictures of a minor"!!!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3199573

Call me crazy, but is that second photo (the one w/ the black dress) photoshopped? She looks like part of her back is missing. I mean I know the girl is skinny, but there's like a chunk of her body that seems to be cut out there somehow.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3199573


Grown women calling a 14 year old girl a slut, classy.

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I did think the person who said that soon there would be a grand-niece was over the line. Just because the girl wears a slutty dress doesn't mean she's having lots of sex, and unprotected at that.

I have to say though, I was surprised it was the OC and not Texas. All the Peas from Texas that post their dds' pictures - it truly makes my jaw drop. Off the top of my head I'm thinking of keriwest's daughter micki and missysauter's daughter kate. Both beautiful girls, and I'm sure very nice and sweet - but the two of them and all their friends started dressing like that at age 12-13. When their junior high dance pictures were posted that's what they were wearing. The short dress is one thing, but does it also have to be skintight and worn with 4 inch heels?

I'm FAAARR from a prude but jesus - 12 and 13? I'm a music teacher going from district to district, and Yes, I've seen girls dress like that around here, but it's been in the poorer socioeconomic towns/cities where the girls tend to grow up faster anyway. The girls living in towns like keriwest and missysauter (both wealthy families/towns)don't seem to be allowed - at least THAT early.

But on 2Peas every time I see Texas girls - no matter the Mom - it's like that. And they seem to date REALLY early and have boyfriends REALLY early and there's always a dance or homecoming or whatever else where they're all coupled up. Just seems to be a lot of focus on getting into a "couple" very young.

The Moms always seem excited when their 15 year olds have a serious boyfriend. Here the Moms would be encouraging more time with girlfriends and ease up on the steady relationships.

Anonymous said...

On that same dress post: Nonetopleased says: I always say, dress em up like a hoochie at 14 and wonder why they come home pregnant at 16! Glad I had boys.

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Ok dumbass, in case you didn't know biology, boys can become parents at 16 too. Just because the baby isn't in their body doesn't mean they can't get someone pregnant just as easily as the girls can GET pregnant. Unless of course your perfect boys were just innocent guys disinterested in the girls and more interested in fishing or studying or something. eyeroll

Anonymous said...

Shoot, I missed the picture of the black and burgundy dress. Now I really want to see it!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3199598

WHAT???? Hold the phone!! Miss perfect busy body pea actually has to *try* to lose weight? and she has tried at least twice! I thought she was perfect and only eats healthy organic good food? She must have eaten too many carrots or something...

Anonymous said...

once a week

Anonymous said...

wow lot's of peas don't have sex very often, that explains a lot.

Anonymous said...

Using your kids as an excuse to not have sex is a lazy cop out. How did you get them in the first place? Don't let your intimacy get neglected because of children.

This is within normal terms, of course. I understand that a person with a severely disabled child definitely isn't using their kid as an excuse.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=2363235

What a weird thread to btt, 5 years later.

And for what it's worth, unless you are just plain rich, I don't understand being a SAHW in today's world. Can you imagine how the peas would react to a stay at home husband??

Anonymous said...

Interesting that taurus girl is wasting time deciding between uggs and miss me jeans when her dh is out screwing anything in a skirt. I guess denial is a happy place...

Anonymous said...

How about some space please?

Anonymous said...

ita 281.

Anonymous said...

Kelpea, you only look more stupid when you say "cra-cra." Stop.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3199547

Anonymous said...

Lying for Jesus is not a sin, right?

Anonymous said...

HUH?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3199562

All my friends who have built say to have 10-15K that can be spent on the build just in case. If you need it, it is there, and if you don't need it, then you have bonus money for furnishing. Sounds like MGG just built too much house.

Jane Doe said...

Hey Guys, blogger has been down since yesterday and won't let me update with new space. Bear with me, I'll keep trying every hour or so.

Thanks,
Jane

Anonymous said...

Blogger was giving me grief earlier, no worries Jane.

Anonymous said...

Romney (w/Cheney & Co behind the curtain) + Bibi = fucking disaster

Anonymous said...

Thanks for updating, Jane!

Anonymous said...

<3 Jane

Anonymous said...

Kendra is Jane's bitch!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3199684

once again, cindyupnorth HAS to be a troll or a bored teenager. There is no way a functioning adult can be this much of an idiot...

Anonymous said...

"Ummmm....married 12 years...twice in the last 5 years. "


Good god... what is the point of even being together?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3199711

The problem with breastfeeders is that they're usually ugly,crunchy,feminist liberals.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3199746

I know why she doesn't want to visit.

Anonymous said...

I watched that ad three times trying to figure out the problem with it. I barely even saw boob.

Anonymous said...

as usual, add mom is ignoring the actual question and just giving crap answers. What is the relationship between her DH and his mom? Why would she spend multiple weeks with SIL and BIL and none with add and family???

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3199751


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Another example of "oh she just doesn't fit the mold so let's talk shit" terrible example for people threads.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3199751

God, I hate this bitch. Closeted racist, openly ignorant.

Anonymous said...

I thought ADD was a housewife--she's saying she has to be out of town for work? Did she get her "editing" job back so she can buy more school uniforms?

Anonymous said...

Why doesn't ADD invite her MIL to come stay with her for a week? Sounds like only the sis and BIL actually invite her to stay with them. Or better yet why doesn't she offer to pay the airfare for MIL to come stay with her?

Anonymous said...

Romney is not a war monger who wants to take premature military action.
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Hahahahahahaha! Best line yet from the soon-to-be epic debate thread. R-money is absolutely a warmonger and he'd nuke Iran the first chance he got, if he thought he'd benefit from it.

Anonymous said...

"Ummmm....married 12 years...twice in the last 5 years. "


Good god... what is the point of even being together?

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As much as I hate to admit it, I'm almost as bad off as this girl. DH and I are in our late 30s and have sex once or twice a year. I feel bad saying this, but I was happy to see her say that, b/c when I hear of people in the same boat as me, I feel a little better.

Anonymous said...

331, that sucks major ass! I would divorce you in a heartbeat!

Anonymous said...

I mean, 313... having sex once or twice a year.

Anonymous said...

My previous serious relationship before meeting my husband was like that. We were together for three years, lived together for most of them and the last year we were intimate maybe three times.

He put so much pressure on me to perform and if I wasn't "ready" on his schedule (turned on enough, wet enough, etc) he'd FLIP out and think I wasn't attracted to him anymore. He also had weird fetishes that he wanted me to participate in that I wasn't into. Nothing gross or demeaning...it just wasn't a sexual kink of mine. He was so lazy with foreplay. His idea of foreplay was e-mailing me while I was at work asking "Can we have sex tonight?" If he brought me home a fucking cherry limeade from Sonic I was supposed to be so grateful I needed to get on my knees right then. Oh and if I wasn't shaved well enough? Oh look out, I'd be sent to the bathroom to shave.

Once I left him I feared I'd never have good sex again, I associated it with stress, tears and pain. Luckily my husband doesn't put that same pressure on me. We have sex almost everyday but on those rare occasions I'm not really in the mood he doesn't even bat an eye.

Anonymous said...

113 here. To 114, I wouldn't blame ya but it's not me though. If it was up to me we'd have sex 4-5 times a week.

Every time I read about a Pea complaining because her husband can't keep his hands off of her I get so jealous! ;p

Anonymous said...

116, that guy was a jackass, and was emotionally abusing you. It wasn't about the sex, it was about him controlling and degrading you. Glad to hear you got out of it and are happier now - good for you!!

Anonymous said...

I knew a couple kind of like that. Only she was the was the one with the list of requirements he had to fulfill before he was allowed to touch her. He had to get a body wax for one. She told me this one night after she'd had a few and she acted like this was absolutely normal. She couldn't believe other women got turned on by their husbands and actually wanted sex. They got divorced.

Anonymous said...

I'm embarassed to say I'm kind of in a funk like that as well. We have two things working against us. One is hormones. I have PCOS, meaning extra testosterone, less of the girl hormones. My libido is shot. When I do get in the mood, LOOK OUT....lol...but it takes a bit for that to happen, which leads me to problem #2. DH. First, we can't have sex unless we are "clean." This means fresh out of the shower. I think we've done it "dirty" maybe twice in our 15 year relationship. There is no such thing as spontenaity (sp) in our house. So, that pretty much means sex is going to be right before we go to bed at night. (We are night showerers, well, I became one because, well, I didn't have a choice because we can't go to bed without a shower lest we dirty the sheets...another whole ball of wax). So, then, his idea of foreplay is coming up behind me and sticking his hand between my buttcheeks and down to my vag, where he plays a bit before things move forward. THAT.SUCKS. I HATE IT. I've told him how much I hate it 1000 times. No touching, no kissing just "here, let me jab my thumb in your ass and then we can do it." He will finger me to get me going but then I have to suck his dick to get him "wet" as he says it. I don't mind. I enjoy blow jobs, but they've become a chore.

The crazy thing is, when I dream, I get SO HOT for him. He's gotten lucky several times sheerly because I had a sexy dream about him and it carried over to the next day...lol. I'm at a loss. I don't know what to do. I love him dearly, I'm attracted to him, but I'm just so resentful at how he treats our sex life I end up completely turned off. And I feel bad about it.

Gosh. I'm so sorry. I guess I just needed to get that out. I don't really have anyone IRL to share that with (my best friend is divorced, her answer to everything is "leave his ass, he's not worth it" and I know that's not true) Thanks for letting me vent, and if you have any suggestions (besides counseling, I'm considering that) that would be great...thanks again.

Anonymous said...

T. M. I.


Anonymous said...

Cindyupnorth... for the love of all things as holy as your better than thou attitude- it is A LOT. Two words. You get it wrong every time and yet you act so perfect. I know it is petty, but you are a bitch so I allow it.

Anonymous said...

Yikes! No suggestions because I got out of my terrible sex relationship. Have you ever tried showering together?

Anonymous said...

120... you need to be fucked properly. I went out and got a boyfriend who showed me how it's done the right way, ended up marrying him 5 years ago. We've been together for 15 years, but ppl think it's only 7.

Sex has been amazing ever since.

Rafalca Romney said...

Hey! Colonel Potter rode a horse in M*A*S*H*! So there!





#winning

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3199709

Damn! Is she a feeder? (or feedee?? lol)

Now I wonder if she met feederlynn on the boards he used to frequent.

Anonymous said...

120-I would see a sex therapist together. He's clearly not interested in giving you what you want/need.

Anonymous said...

Mrs. Tyler is a prude. You could see the top of that woman's breast but hey, that IS what they are for. I can remember the boys in my class ogling National Geographic magazine to see boobies.

Anonymous said...

128... you are too kind
Mrs. Tyler is a fucking grade A cunt.

Anonymous said...

Sorry for my comment 113, thanks for clarifying and not being snarky about it. I retract my statement. I would divorce HIM.

Anonymous said...

I dunno, but DastardlyBoo is a chunky one! I didn't think she was that fat looking at her photo in her signature.

Weight Watchers girlfriend!

Anonymous said...



120---SEX, you are doin it wrong! You're expected to give head but he won't go down on you? That's just WRONG! My DH goes down on me EVERY TIME! I don't have to reciprocate..but I usually do ;)

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3199711&pg=1

Mrs. T showing her ass and horrible spelling again in a a battle with biochempea.

Anonymous said...

Romney is not a war monger who wants to take premature military action.
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Hahahahahahaha! Best line yet from the soon-to-be epic debate thread. R-money is absolutely a warmonger and he'd nuke Iran the first chance he got, if he thought he'd benefit from it.




~~~~~

Romney will do whatever the fuck his Bush II neocon advisors and Netanyahu tell him to do.

As Grover Norquist said of him: “We just need a president who can sign the legislation that the Republican House and Senate pass. We don’t need someone to think. We need someone with enough digits on one hand to hold a pen.”

For that, leaf-blowing-in-the-wind-Romney is perfect.

Anonymous said...

130, I think about it, but we are broke and literally wouldn't even have enough to get the divorce, however much they cost. Then there's the matter of where I would live. I'd be out on the street with my kids. So for now I am stuck. We live like roommates and a couple times a year I get sex.

And yes, every time I read 2Peas and see those bitches complaining about their husbands not being able to keep their hands off of them, I seethe with jealousy and want to smack them all, LOL.

Anonymous said...

128... you are too kind
Mrs. Tyler is a fucking grade A cunt.



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let me guess......she's trying to convince herself and everyone else that 'fewer' = 'none' ???

Annthena Coulter said...

Kara Lynn Tyler is a retard.

Anonymous said...


Mrs_Tyler
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Ashley, you can be such a stubborn bitch sometimes. Enjoy your pedastle.
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just because i can

interesting that scrapstench calls her karalynn like the poster here does. is it the new thing to call her by her name at the bucket(i don't follow either of their posts to know if it's the new trend lol).

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3199808

So this is what it's come to now. Just let yourself go, get as fat as you effing please. Then go get yourself some surgery, followed by skin & stretch mark removal to destroy all signs of fat. What then, lather, rinse, repeat? How about you take care of yourself in the first damn place. If you see that you're gaining some weight, deal with it BEFORE it's out of control. You don't have to gain 100 lbs with a single baby either. I do have some sympathy for people that have had a lifelong weight problem but some of this shit there is no excuse for. I'm gonna be pissed if insurance, etc. starts raising all our rates to do skin flap vanity surgery. Sheesh

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3199816

Yee-haw, Lauren & Skunkeyesandy think they have good genes and will look very young when they're 76! I was thinking both their avatars (before Skunkeye changed hers to a dog) looked at least that old now. Lol

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3199864

I hate when the Peas are doing a fun, silly "What do you want for Christmas?" thread, and someone has to come along and ruin it by mentioning something serious and life-threatening, like for someone to get done with chemo or something. On this thread, here comes a girl who wants her husband to survive surgery.

This drives me nuts! Honey, we all have serious issues in our lives, but make another thread for your DH if you want. This thread is just for fun, silly stuff. Now after her post no one is going to want to look "bad" by posting they hope to get a Kindle or something.

Attention-whores.

Anonymous said...

It is those same people that believe doctors sit by the computer and say "Oh sorry, Sally, you wont be getting that life saving procedure because you didn't get enough likes on Facebook!"

Anonymous said...

141.. I hate that too! Similar thing happened on that "item you can't live without" thread when someone posted "my grandchildren" and someone else said "I only feel that way about people." uhhh....lighten up asshole. This isn't some deep existential poll, we get that you love your grandkids, STFU.

Anonymous said...

141 HAHAHA I just saw that, and I was hoping everyone would ignore her and keep posting their fun lists of CDs, handbags, and dishes, but of course someone else had to already stop and pray for her DH and tell her how important her "wish" is, compared to theirs.

I want to start a new Xmas list thread and put at the top "No surgery, cancer, disease posts allowed. Material wishes only" ;p

Anonymous said...

Looks like she got only one response to her husband's surgery. I hope it stays that way.

Anonymous said...

someone else said "I only feel that way about people." uhhh....lighten up asshole.


YES! I saw that one too and my eyes rolled way back in my head. I can't stand people like that.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3199882


What about Bush's drug use in college? I can't wait for the elections of political figures that are currently growing up now in the Facebook age. It will be interesting to see how every little post will be used against a candidate.

Anonymous said...

holy hell does busypea work for apple or what. wtf is her obsession with all things apple

Anonymous said...

She is so smug about it too.

"What surprised you?"

OH, I don't know, you cow. Not all of us finger ourselves to the Apple website while we look up specs and future products. Get a fucking grip.

Anonymous said...

Apple is expensive and she wants everyone to know that she has the money to spend on expensive things. She is the kind of person who can't say 'my car'. She has to say 'my BMW.'

Anonymous said...

Come now on the Christmas present thread she says: "I'm at the point where I don't want *things* as gifts very often - I'd rather have experiences." Busypea

So clearly she's not into material things at all.

Anonymous said...

Yes, I'd like to knock her and Rachag's heads together. Rachag of course and her "Calvin Klein" duvet.....I can get a fucking Calvin Klein duvet at TJMaxx for $40.

Anonymous said...

Here's a fucking cookie, busypea. It isn't organic, fair trade or gluten-free but I'm sure you'll still want to chow down.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Kathleen Driggers has duped another FB groupie out of a large sum of money! Geez I wish she would just crawl back into the hole she came out of. I know we've discussed this before but $475.00 is a lot of money.

I just don't understand how people think they can just open up a business with NO business background.

Anonymous said...

Where's new space when you need it?

Anonymous said...

Jane already told us that Blogger has been down and she's unable to put up new space. Lots of sites have been affected by the outage like Amazon and Pinterest.

Jane Doe said...

New space is up!

Anonymous said...

154, what's the backstory on that?

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