Friday, October 5, 2012

Space 10/5/12

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Anonymous said...

I think Sandy is the female equivalent of those obnoxious old men that no one can stand to be around.

You know the type-the loud-mouth know-it-all who has been everywhere, done everything, and drones on endlessly about what an expert he is in everything. No matter what the topic is, he has BTDT and knows everything about it. He's not only been in the military, he's been a Navy SEAL. He hasn't just traveled, he's been to every state and every country there is. Often on some super-secret government security mission. @@ Talking about car trouble? He knows exactly what you need to do. etc

Sandy's just like that-about everything from the military to housework. I'm sure she's a complete joy to be around. Ha ha.

Anonymous said...

Leave Buckeye Sandy alone!!!!1!! she's in a walking cast and can't put any weight on her foot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have no idea how hard it is to maneuver on crutches.

"Considering I am NOT full weight bearing, and need BOTH CRUTCHES to move around still,(it's only been 3 weeks since the ankle & foot break). Yes it does prevent me from doing many things." Buckeye Sandy

Anonymous said...

I have a friend who had one of her legs amputated at 32 due to bone cancer.

She complained less over the course of her treatments than Buckeye Sandy has complained about her injury.

Anonymous said...

yeah Buckeye - get a fricking life and STFU

Anonymous said...

Hi sandy thanks for dropping in!
If you are partial weight bearing in a WALKING boot you do not need crutches. You use a cane. Stop using your minor injury as a crutch. You sounding like a malingerer.

Anonymous said...

Sandy, you are full of SHIT.

If you're in a walking boot, there's no excuse for laying around and whining. Get off your ass and cancel your pity party.

Even the peas aren't buying it anymore.

Anonymous said...

"Admittedly, I've had a rough couple of weeks. I've been really upset, and distraught with myself and knew that I was in a bad place.

Last Tuesday, I went to a business dinner...and at that dinner I met a real nice young man, bound to a wheelchair and we had a nice conversation about lots of things.

Throughout my consversation with him...I KNEW God put him there for me. This total stranger told me things that made me shift a little from inside. His encouragement planted the seeds that I needed to give me courage to move forward and hold my head high.

A total, random stranger knew exactly what I needed, when I needed it. Only God can do that."2boysandwill

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How nice of God to paralyze a guy so he could inspire you and your now able to "move forward and hold your head high".

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3196634&pg=3

Anonymous said...

How nice of God to paralyze a guy so he could inspire you

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LOL

Anonymous said...

I am biting my tongue and sitting on my fingers not going back to that God spoke to me thread. I go back and forth between being shocked and scared that there are such naive, stupid people walking this earth.

Anonymous said...

That God spoke to me thread is beyond depressing.

I knew there were delusional idiots out there, but it's depressing to see how many of them walk amongst us.

Anonymous said...

I don't really have a dog in this fight, but why do the believers in God bother some of you so much? If they are not directing their thoughts at you, why get so worked up about it??

Anonymous said...

Because they use their God as a way to excuse the bad things that happen in the world. Because when you ask them why bad things happen to good people most of the time they respond with "Well they just didn't pray hard enough." Or they weren't humble enough.

It leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Anonymous said...

God's cheerleaders only bother me when they won't STFU about it.

I'm fine if people believe in God.

I just don't need or want to hear about it 24/7.

Because so often, 'believing in God' goes hand in hand with being a judgmental asshole who wants to try and convert me. It alternately makes me sad and pisses me off.

Leave me the fuck alone and live and let live. So many Christians can't seem to do that.

Anonymous said...

God's too busy watching over Blair Warner on Survivor to speak to you.

Anonymous said...

Oh Look! Lizzy tries to be silly and MotherofJackoffs has to be a complete bitch. ShOcKiNg!!

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Hi JustLizzy. You're JustANutter. Everyone on that thread disagreed with you.

Anonymous said...

JustLizzy = crazy loon

Anonymous said...

I'm 9 and ITA agree with 12 and 13. I don't know if it's their intention, but when they talk about God speaking to them and they're prayers being answered, it smacks of "I'm better than you because my prayer for a dining room table has been answered!"

I spent a lot of years praying to God and got nothing from it, except people telling me that "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger", "God never gives you more than you can handle", "when you feel in a dark place, God is there with you." Bull fucking shit.

And I'll be the first to admit that I suck and I can be not such a nice person a lot of the time. But what is God's excuse for giving cancer to little kids? Any God that would allow that to happen is a God I don't want help from, thank you very much.

Anonymous said...

and I know I spelled their/they're wrong - fuck it.

Anonymous said...

17Anonymous said... 17 I'm 9 and ITA agree with 12 and 13. I don't know if it's their intention, but when they talk about God speaking to them and they're prayers being answered, it smacks of "I'm better than you because my prayer for a dining room table has been answered!"

I spent a lot of years praying to God and got nothing from it, except people telling me that "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger", "God never gives you more than you can handle", "when you feel in a dark place, God is there with you." Bull fucking shit.
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My bipolar lunatic of a mother used to lay that on us--"God never gives you more than you can handle." Bull fucking shit is right. It was her way of excusing the role she played in making our childhoods (mine and my sister's) a living nightmare.

I think god/religion/sky fairies are just a crutch for the weak-minded.

Anonymous said...

I just don't need or want to hear about it 24/7.



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ITA. Nor do I want to be ruled by it. If I did, I'd move to fucking Saudi Arabia.

Anonymous said...

God's too busy watching over Blair Warner on Survivor to speak to you.

^^^^



Win.

Anonymous said...

Stop talking about God or we will have to hear about someone else getting raped as a child and blaming God.

Anonymous said...

Agnostic here, but after reading the religious stoopid on Peas, I wonder whether the Greeks had it right. That there's no one god, but a whole bunch of gods, like Asshole God, and Fickle God. God That Watches over Dumbasses, and God Who Just Likes to Fuck with People.

Anonymous said...

I hate the phrase "I'm so blessed", it makes it sound like others who are going through hard times are bad or have done something horribly wrong and God has turned His back on them.

I'm mean come on, God bless you with a dining table or finding your dog but my family is struggling to find decent paying jobs and keeping our health insurance? Why? Because I can handle money problems better then you can handle a missing dog?

Anonymous said...

lol 23 awesome, I think I'm on the "God Who Just Likes to Fuck with People" speed dial.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3196931

Dumbass peas. What do they think would happen if people in prison had NOTHING with which to blow off steam? I'm not saying it's correct that Joran Whoever and Ted Bundy impregnated women while they themselves were incarcerated, but even the lowest of the low have to have SOME kind of release.

Anonymous said...

"Men love our admiration, words of encouragement and respect. It is free but might be priceless to him." 2peafaithful

She forgot blow jobs, men love blow jobs.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3196940

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3196940

If Kiki and her DH are DINK's, why don't they have extra money? I thought all DINK's were rolling in the dough??!?!

Anonymous said...

Really? Your 17yo dd was so upset she cried because of a loud mouth drunk woman on a bus?

"DH loves football and has been to a few Bronco games over the years. He and DD went with some friends last year, and on the bus ride back to where they'd parked their car, some lady on the bus was drunk, swearing up a storm, yelling like crazy. It upset DD so much she started crying (she was 17yo at the time, not her first NFL game either)."peamac

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3196926

Anonymous said...

I don't really have a dog in this fight, but why do the believers in God bother some of you so much? If they are not directing their thoughts at you, why get so worked up about it??



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One, because they won't freaking shut up about it. My FB feed is littered with trite religious crap - who are you try to impress? Are you trying to out-pious everyone else? Are you trying to recruit? All of the above? Conversely, I have a ton of respect for people of faith who keep it private and personal, who prove their faith and belief by quietly doing good works and actually *behave* in a Jesus-like manner. Shouting from the roof-top is a turn-off.

Second, the current push to interject religion into the public sphere scares the hell out of me - have you heard of the textbook revisions that are happening in the south? Holy fuck. I want my government to be atheist, to promote factual science and history, and stay the hell out of our uterii.



Anonymous said...

Right, 26? It blows my mind that they expect even the lowest prisoners to have every single basic human right stripped away and then they expect them to not commit more crimes? Give me a break.

I'm all for teaching prisoners with lesser charges a trade, give them a skill to use when they get out. They shouldn't just be shoved into a cell for the duration of their sentence.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3196947

Are you fucking serious?????

Anonymous said...

We need to quit locking people up for marijuana possesion.

Stupid and wasteful.

Anonymous said...

Really? Your 17yo dd was so upset she cried because of a loud mouth drunk woman on a bus?
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I'm telling you, these dipwads absolutely bubble wrap their kids. Not one of the pea-kids is going to be ready to be a responsible adult.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3196915

Her daughter is in French III, but is already fluent AND the teacher asks her advice? Bullshit all around.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3196945

Whinewhinemyevilex-husbandwhinewhine.

Why did you marry him, then? Obviously, she doesn't have a problem with having children out-of-wedlock. @@

Anonymous said...

but even the lowest of the low have to have SOME kind of release.

October 8, 2012 1:43 PM

That's what masturbation is for.

Anonymous said...

You get this shit when you mix religion and government:


http://www.arktimes.com/ArkansasBlog/archives/2012/10/08/republican-candidate-fuqua-endorses-death-penalty-for-rebellious-children

Anonymous said...

We need to quit locking people up for marijuana possesion.

Stupid and wasteful.



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Corrections Corporation of America disagrees.

Anonymous said...

Red Lobsters are an abomination in the eyes of the Lord!

Anonymous said...

Maybe 40 but they are tasty in my tummy.

Anonymous said...

37Anonymous said... 37 but even the lowest of the low have to have SOME kind of release.

October 8, 2012 1:43 PM

That's what masturbation is for.

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I wasn't just talking about sex. I'm talking about leisure activities and physical fitness, too.

Anonymous said...

I wonder whether the Greeks had it right. That there's no one god, but a whole bunch of gods, like Asshole God, and Fickle God. God That Watches over Dumbasses, and God Who Just Likes to Fuck with People.
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I agree. It makes a lot more sense on many levels.

Anonymous said...

Oh Look! Lizzy tries to be silly and MotherofJackoffs has to be a complete bitch. ShOcKiNg!!

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Hi JustLizzy. You're JustANutter. Everyone on that thread disagreed with you.
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Nice try, nOt Lizzy. Alot of us on the board hate MOJ she is a self important wind bag who lives in a trailer park. I think her and Skybarf are neighbors.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3196915

WTF? Why does she want the meeting to be in French? Something is weird, maybe it's just the Pea.

Anonymous said...

But MOJ's kids are genius's 44 and you just don't understand the problems of raising children with high IQ's.

Maybe you're jealous because your child is simply average.

Anonymous said...

Lizzy was being a condescending bitch and then tried to backtrack when that post didn't go her way.

No way the bitch was kidding.

Anonymous said...

Maybe you're jealous because your child is simply average.
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That must be it. God I hate her. If there was a Pea hit list she would be in my top ten.

Anonymous said...

163Anonymous said... 163 Not only are Pea spawn all geniuses, they all learn to walk at 5.87 months in handmade, $400 shoes made from the hide of baby pandas. Fuck me.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3196788

October 7, 2012 8:28 PM


No, no, no! You have it wrong! They would *NEVER* kill a panda!

Anonymous said...


No, no, no! You have it wrong! They would *NEVER* kill a panda!
October 8, 2012 3:20 PM

they would if Pea Hive said so.

Anonymous said...

Please 49 if a couple of tier one peas had panda hide shoes every wanna be pea would be maxing their credit cards to get a pair.

Think about it:

Ipads
Iphones
Kitchen Aid mixers
Fiesta Ware
Carmel in a can
Coconut oil
Fit bits
Vita mix mixer

They are sheep hoping to be accepted by riding the next big trend.


Anonymous said...

"JUST SAY NO TO PANDA SAFARI HUNTS!!!ONE!111one!!!!"

Anonymous said...

bingo 251. the sheep be jonesin'



also,too: those $50 boxes of rice crispy treats and dog turd truffles.

Anonymous said...

Also:

Clean eating
kids "on the spectrum"
Dave Ramsey
Never ever leave a shopping cart anywhere but in the corral

Anonymous said...

This bitch really is dumb as a box of rocks isn't she?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3196951

Anonymous said...

50Anonymous said... 50
No, no, no! You have it wrong! They would *NEVER* kill a panda!
October 8, 2012 3:20 PM

they would if Pea Hive said so.

October 8, 2012 3:22 PM

Not when it comes to hunting!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3196957


If this is for you daughter's girl scout badge, shouldn't your daughter be the one asking moms these questions? You can't tell me there are a few trustworthy mom's from school or the Girl Scouts that she could call.

Anonymous said...

The gambling Peas who think their comps are based on anything other than dollar amount lost to the casino are clueless. And addicted to gambling.

Anonymous said...

Kendra has baby panda hide shoes.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3196826

The EPA is the enemy! Those environmentalists are out to STEAL MONEY from God-fearin' Kristchun Americans and take away their civil rights!

Skybarf, obviously.

Anonymous said...

I bet child of grace will have another stupid thread started by tomorrow evening.

Anonymous said...

Only in America can a debate be won by the politician who lies the most. WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE!!!!11!!!11!!!

Anonymous said...

I've been looking forward this whole time to another Jonduh temper tantrum after the election but I think it's going to be Back to Pissality this election that combusts.

Anonymous said...

Kelpea doesn't know how to read the polls.

Anonymous said...

Only thing that matters is the EC. Period.

Despite what the media wants you to think, the presidential race is nowhere near tied.

Anonymous said...

I bet child of grace will have another stupid thread started by tomorrow evening.


That is a given!

Anonymous said...

Can somebody who was around in 2008 tell me what 2P was like the day after the election, please? Did Typhus pea all day from work? Did Pineapple hide and sulk all day? Did Skybarf rant and rave all day (or was it a day out of the ordinary)?

I want to know what I can look forward to the day after Obama is reelected. Thanks!

Anonymous said...

From what I remember many of the Republicans were very quiet.

There was some wailing and histrionics from some, but most of them were quiet for a bit, then came back lashing out at Obama and every fucking thing he did and haven't let up since.

I think there were a few meltdowns on election night as the counts rolled in, but, I don't really remember specifics.

Anonymous said...

I hope they frak the shit out of the shale around skyfuck's trailer. There have been dozens of earth tremors in areas not accustomed to them blamed on frakking activiy. Including the big quake in Virginia that damaged the Capitol building in Washington.

Anonymous said...

There was a political board in 2008, so I really didn't notice too much. I'm not sure why there isn't a political board this year...

Anonymous said...

I hope they frak the shit out of the shale around skyfuck's trailer


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Hey, she could light her cig by turning on her faucet! Win-win!

Anonymous said...

There was some wailing and histrionics from some, but most of them were quiet for a bit, then came back lashing out at Obama and every fucking thing he did and haven't let up since.






that's what i remember too.

Anonymous said...

Sick of the thinly veiled mom brags. 'any sports moms want to check in.'. Yeah, YOU do. They're almost as bad as the band mom, cheer mom, dance mom, drama mom, scout mom, 4H mom brags.

Anonymous said...

That mum thing is idiotic and ridiculous sounding and looking.

Anonymous said...

Life must be exhausting for those peas who live in a cloud of perpetual paranoia and victimhood.

Anonymous said...

Mums are retarded.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3196860

What a lame 'vacation' to sit at a casino for 5+ hours at a time gambling! Not at all worth it for a free room and crappy buffett!

Anonymous said...

I'm sick of the fucking "diagnose me" threads, too. How fucking stupid are these people?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3196955

pennyring should just stop at the truth...I have zero friends

Anonymous said...

It's funny how Buckeye Sandy's avatar picture is like 20 years old and 40 0r 50 pounds or so.

Anonymous said...

President Romney. Get used to it.

Anonymous said...

181 made me laugh... out loud!

Anonymous said...

Every politician in the country should be required to do what that Phoenix mayor did - live on SNAP and diary the experience - except do it for a month.

Oh, and a few compassion-deficit peas would benefit from the experience as well.

Anonymous said...

President Romney. Get used to it.



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Which Romney would that be? Severely Conservative Romney or the new, improved Left-of-Obama Romney?

Anonymous said...

That gambling thread is horrifying! Yubon is clearly a compulsive gambler who uses "comps" to excuse her habit. For 3000.00 I can think of a lot nicer places I could stay and eat than Vegas.

Anonymous said...

why does kelpea always pick the WORST pictures of her kids to put in her signature? She's so odd, that one.

The one of her dd now...seriously? You don't have a better picture than that? That's one that you'd delete off the camera.

Anonymous said...

some space would be nice cake diva

Anonymous said...

81 Anonymous said... 81
President Romney. Get used to it.

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I agree. And I'm a Democrat.

With that said, I won't be sad if the House and Senate tie his hands on everything he tries to do. Then he will be a one term president, too. LOL

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3196926

Not smacking on her looks, but I wish silly rabbit would post a new avatar. That glowing neck is weird and makes it look like her head is floating unattached.

Anonymous said...

If Mitt becomes prez, all the Peas can kiss those child credits goodbye.

And get ready for military action in Syria. (At least according to YesterdayMitt.) More war to bring us all together.

But don't worry. Deficits magically won't matter again.

Jane Doe said...

New space is up!

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