Tuesday, March 26, 2013

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Anonymous said...

el·lip·sis noun \i-ˈlip-səs, e-\
plural el·lip·ses \-ˌsēz\
Definition of ELLIPSIS
1a : the omission of one or more words that are obviously understood but that must be supplied to make a construction grammatically complete b : a sudden leap from one topic to another
2: marks or a mark (as …) indicating an omission (as of words) or a pause

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Maybe this will help.

Anonymous said...

200 Anonymous said... 200

really?

i don't understand why it's a problem.

you don't like things typed out like this?

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that doesn't bother me....it's this....and this ....and this....that bothers me....
March 30, 2013 at 10:02 PM

This doesn't bother me if used the right way. People use it improperly all the time though.

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Are you just being argumentative?

Gina is not using elipses the way they're supposed to be used.

Which I assume you know because you consider yourself the authority on elipses.

Anonymous said...

No Dear, not being argumentative. Does she use them? I had an opinion on it and posted it just like you did.

You don't like...

I don't mind...

That is all...

Anonymous said...


March 2002
Posts: 24,342
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Loc: Out in the boondocks



Posted: 3/30/2013 7:29:37 PM
I have noticed that on threads people dontvdress for holidays anymore...

I have been to walmart and nordstroms and all sorts of places in between

And honestly...poeple in general looknlike slobs

Even in the workplace....dressing down is the norm


Please tell me some of youbdress up regularly....

I cant imagine having a holiday dinner in sweats or grubbie clothes

I wore denim trousers....ablue and pink blouse with closed toe blue wedges

I cooked....and i wore an apron

I am not judging...i know people havedifferentcomfort levels...but damn...cant we all put awat the elastic waists for one afternoon

Dress nicely for our families

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You're right, 205. Gina's command of the English language is mightily impressive. Her use of elipses is barely noticeable and absolutely correct, and she uses punctuation SOOOOO perfectly.

Glad....it......doesnt.....bother.....you.....but.....youre....being.....silly....when.....you.....act.....like....ginas....using.....the.....english.....language....the....way....its.....supposed.....to....be.....used

Anonymous said...

I see

I also think a lot o fpeople present themselves ..... as slobs...in public

Probably shallow too

But it makes them look like they dont care muchabout themselves or those they are around

There doesnt seem to be much that is "dress up " worthy anymore...

That is the crux of my opining!

Anonymous said...

Gina uses periods everywhere except where they're supposed to be used. She's a regular fucking Shakespeare, that one.

Anonymous said...

6 you are bitching about #5 making an argument where this is none. READ #5 it made no reference to Ginas proper or improper use of ...

Seriously woman, stop trying to make shit up.

Anonymous said...

Glad....it......doesnt.....bother.....you.....but.....youre....being.....silly....when.....you.....act.....like....ginas....using.....the.....english.....language....the....way....its.....supposed.....to....be.....used


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WHERE did anyone say it was being used properly BY HER.

I said I don't mind it if it's used properly. Where the fuck did you come up with someone saying SHE used it properly? Copy and paste where someone said it, please. NO ONE said that shit. Damn!

Anonymous said...

Hi.....hostile.....no....need.....to...get...all....butthurt....we.....know....you....thought....you....were.....right

Anonymous said...

Seriously lady you are making yourself look like an ass. You make no sense whatsoever. Learn to read.

Anonymous said...

LOL @ 11 screaming butthurtz when they're wrong about something and can't admit it.

Anonymous said...

I said I don't mind it if it's used properly. Where the fuck did you come up with someone saying SHE used it properly? Copy and paste where someone said it, please. NO ONE said that shit. Damn!


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So you don't mind if ellipses are used properly. Great. WTF does that have to do with Gina's half coherent posts?

About as much as me telling you I prefer fruit on my waffles instead of syrup.

Anonymous said...

You missed a few posts 14. Why are you so upset about it? Hmmm?

Two people posted opinions. They were different. One of them flipped out and brought Gina into it. So yeah, what DOES it have to do with Gina's posts? NOTHING.

Get it now?

I don't eat waffles.

Anonymous said...

There are two twopea scarecrows that I can think of. The pea crop will be safe this year. Can you think of more? Burnt straw hair and all!

Seaweed
Hysterbeth

Anonymous said...

Keep up, 15. Little Miss 'I don't mind' was responding to the people who said Gina's posts annoy them.

I lOve it when people who don't understand what they read get all hand slappy about reading comprehension. It's adorable.

Anonymous said...

But you don't see a child until age 3 and then walk away and cut off contact until she grows up and finds you on Facebook at 23.
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OK, I missed the part where he was in her life for 3 years, then split. Yes, he's an asshole.

Anonymous said...

17 Anonymous said... 17

Keep up, 15. Little Miss 'I don't mind' was responding to the people who said Gina's posts annoy them.

I lOve it when people who don't understand what they read get all hand slappy about reading comprehension. It's adorable.
March 31, 2013 at 8:29 AM

You need to reread it. Since you care so much.

Anonymous said...

17 Anonymous said... 17

Keep up, 15. Little Miss 'I don't mind' was responding to the people who said Gina's posts annoy them.

I lOve it when people who don't understand what they read get all hand slappy about reading comprehension. It's adorable.
March 31, 2013 at 8:29 AM

You need to reread it. Since you care so much.

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You are a fucking idiot. The whole discussion started because a few people bitched about Gina's half illiterate posts.

And then you chimed in with your need to educate us on the proper use of ellipses (which I think we're aware of if we're complaining about Gina's tendency to abuse them) and "I don't care if they're used properly."

When it was pointed out that people find Gina irritating precisely because she does NOT use ellipses properly, you acted like you didn't even fucking know what the conversation was about - "Oh, does she do that?"

You tried to slap hands and come off as superior and you failed to read and comprehend what you were reading the first time around.

Move the fuck on and shut the fuck up already. Jesus H. Christ.

Anonymous said...

20 STFU You're beating a dead horse. You didn't read or missed something and you're ranting. It's time to walk away. Hit the Red X up there in the corner and move along.

If someone says "I don't care if they're used properly." they're sorta agreeing that they were used improperly. Go see Evelyn Woods for your money back, your speed reading is not working for you LOL!

Anonymous said...

I think you're both beating the dead horse.

Anonymous said...

Do you guys not understand that a smack blog is not intended for infighting among the people who are meant to be here smacking on the subject of the blog?

Fucking dumb people posting fucking dumb shit and then saying you don't understand why others say this place is full of shit.

Idiots.

Anonymous said...

^Hostility rears it's ugly head.^

Anonymous said...

I believe the person who said "I don't care...." was saying they it wouldn't bother him/her if Gina used them properly. SMH

Anonymous said...

That sounds right 25 & I see what you did there.

Anonymous said...

I think freebird is ripping off ideas from other rural wedding sites. Oh it's needed in her area - no, it's not. google

Anonymous said...

See what you did there, 24? Proved my point, you fucking retarded, sanctimonious piece of shit. Come back when you have an opinion worth stating. Until then - bye bye, you stupid bitch.

Now I am infighting. Well, might as well get into it as that's all there is here these days.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^^^^^^^

24 Anonymous said... 24

^Hostility rears it's ugly head.^
March 31, 2013 at 2:50 PM

...nuff said

There are other topics Miss Hostile. Did you miss posts?

Anonymous said...


SEOUL, South Korea – A top North Korean decision-making body issued a pointed warning Sunday, saying that nuclear weapons are "the nation's life" and will not be traded even for "billions of dollars."

Anonymous said...

Do you guys not understand that a smack blog is not intended for infighting among the people who are meant to be here smacking on the subject of the blog?
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It's because there are too many of the idiot peas over here now.
They are idiots over there and then they come over here and think they are somehow *in* but true to their nature they still make the same clueless, self absorbed comments over here.
Changing where they post doesn't up their IQ any.
If they say stupid shit over here, then I'm going to point it out and it looks like some other people feel the same way.
Now if L'Urine, Gina, bananalady, Tyke, Typhus and Grinning Cat would just fuck off and stop irritating the shit out of everyone here as well as at the bukkit, then we'd all be happier.



Anonymous said...

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

then you have your handslappers!.........................................................

Anonymous said...

See what I mean, that dimwit cunt above doesn't even understand what a handlap is.
The usual pea MO just repeat things mindlessly even when you have no clue what they mean.

Not having a clue what a handslap is...is pretty fucking stupid though.

Anonymous said...

^^dumbest twat ever^^^

Anonymous said...

33 Anonymous said... 33

See what I mean, that dimwit cunt above doesn't even understand what a handlap is.
The usual pea MO just repeat things mindlessly even when you have no clue what they mean.

Not having a clue what a handslap is...is pretty fucking stupid though.
March 31, 2013 at 5:59 PM

That's some quality blog material right there. Stop wasting space.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of space..... ;-)

Anonymous said...

That's some quality blog material right there. Stop wasting space.
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Still 100x more intelligent than any thought you've had recently...or ever.
I can and will also waste as much space as I see fit. Who died and made you head blog bitch?

Anonymous said...

37 Anonymous said... 37

That's some quality blog material right there. Stop wasting space.
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Still 100x more intelligent than any thought you've had recently...or ever.
I can and will also waste as much space as I see fit. Who died and made you head blog bitch?
March 31, 2013 at 6:54 PM

So you think you've spoken with me before? Go forth and waste space all you want (seems to be what you're good at).

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3229599

beachgurls idea to deal with this situation is to pack up and move, no matter what the cost. Yeah, I'm sure that's workable, leave behind you job, career and hope you sell your house and find a livable wage wherever it is you end up.

Anonymous said...

Something is off about beachgurl.

And sorry, but that 17 year old obviously felt she was grown up enough to do what she did, so there's no way I'd be packing up my life to fix her mess.

I feel for the baby in the situation, but not for the daughter. If everyone tells you to be careful and you continue to run head first toward the inevitable conclusion....you have to learn to live with the consequences.

It's too bad they were too stupid to use birth control.

Anonymous said...


The United States has sent F-22 stealth fighter jets to South Korea to join Seoul forces in military drills as North Korea warns the Korean Peninsula has entered "a state of war."

A senior U.S. official confirms to Fox News that the F-22 Raptors were deployed to Osan Air Base in South Korea from Japan on Sunday to support ongoing U.S.-South Korean military drills.

North Korea has increased its threatening rhetoric in recent weeks, including vowing to launch a nuclear strike on Washington. In a statement released Sunday, U.S. military in South Korea urged North Korea to restrain itself.

"(North Korea) will achieve nothing by threats or provocations, which will only further isolate North Korea and undermine international efforts to ensure peace and stability in Northeast Asia," the statement said.

Meanwhile, North Korea said Saturday its armed forces, "will blow up U.S. bases for aggression in its mainland and in the Pacific operational theatres including Hawaii and Guam."



Anonymous said...

Why am I not surprised that GrinningCat is manically posting every April Fool's thing she can find online?

a fool indeed

Anonymous said...

That's the thing 240. 17yr olds THINK they are mature and adult to handle things but in reality, they are NOT!

It would be in the 17yr olds best interest to get an abortion, tell the controlling BF she miscarried and then move far far away!

Anonymous said...

Really? 43 you'd move far far away? Just how would that work? Would you be able to sell your house for what's owed on it? Can you find a job with the same pay and benefits that easy in a new place?

The girl is 17 within in a year if she decides to go back to the loser there is nothing you could do to stop her. What if you up rooted your career and life just to have her run back to him at the first opportunity?

I will agree she should have an abortion, if she doesn't she will never be rid of him.

Anonymous said...

Even if I wanted to sell my house in better circumstances, I'd get what I owed on it but not what it's worth. Yeah, given what I do for a living, I could very easily find a new job. Lucky for me though, I'm a mom to a boy. I will be doing my damndest to educate him in condom use.

Ever hear the phrase, out of sight, out of mind? And until she could pay her own way, her access to a cellphone and internet access would be revoked.

Unfortunately, in this case the horse is already out of the barn.

Anonymous said...

The problem with that 17 yo is that nobody lowered the parental boom soon enough. Whatever they try to do now will be too little, too late.

Too many people out there don't want to parent and do what's necessary to raise kids right.

Anonymous said...

I feel for the baby in the situation, but not for the daughter. If everyone tells you to be careful and you continue to run head first toward the inevitable conclusion....you have to learn to live with the consequences.

It's too bad they were too stupid to use birth control.
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That's what abortions are for. Now this girl is tied to this loser forever. I'd be talking my dd into getting an abortion.

Anonymous said...

The problem with that 17 yo is that nobody lowered the parental boom soon enough. Whatever they try to do now will be too little, too late.

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I have to agree. Short of an abortion, there's really not much hope for that situation.

Anonymous said...

I love that Heartcat's is telling the lady with the pregnant daughter not only to move, but to move OUT OF THE COUNTRY.

And the responses telling the mom to just put the hammer down. On a 17 year old who has already proven she's not the smartest tool in the shed and who can just do what she wants without parental interference in less than a year, anyway.

All those responses about this girl being a total victim bother me greatly. Yes, she's in a bad situation, but she CHOSE to be there. Against much advice to the contrary.

I'm sure I'll get accused of blaming the "victim," but the girl owns responsibility for her bad choices, too.

I'd be advocating abortion and major counseling because this girl is obviously fucked up.

Anonymous said...

Classic Pea twattery. You couldn't make it up.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3229756

Anonymous said...

I'm sure I'll get accused of blaming the "victim," but the girl owns responsibility for her bad choices, too.
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Except when it might get her killed. I'd work a little harder to save my DD from this mess but I also would have stopped the bullshit before it got this far. The OP was weak then, and she's weak now.

Anonymous said...

49 Heartcat didn't post on that thread. That was Snowsilver.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure I'll get accused of blaming the "victim," but the girl owns responsibility for her bad choices, too.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Except when it might get her killed. I'd work a little harder to save my DD from this mess but I also would have stopped the bullshit before it got this far. The OP was weak then, and she's weak now.

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Is she mixed up with a douchebag? Yes.

Did she make the CHOICE to continue to be mixed up with him and be irresponsible wrt birth control? YES.

The fact that he's a potentially physically violent douchebag does not negate her responsibility for choosing to be with him.

Anonymous said...

I have to agree with 53, 49 and 46.

Women who gravitate towards men like that are broken. Something went off track in her childhood. Even if she manages to distance herself from him there will be another one to take his place, unless she gets and wants some intensive counseling.

Anonymous said...

The whole post reeks of an epic troll, designed to get an abortion 10 pager in gear, plus get Peas to unburden themselves of their own abuse stories.

Anonymous said...

I agree, 55.

And if it's for real, that OP gets worst mom of the year-hands down.

Anonymous said...

Except when it might get her killed. I'd work a little harder to save my DD from this mess but I also would have stopped the bullshit before it got this far. The OP was weak then, and she's weak now.
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I agree with this too. Mom should've been better in monitoring and controlling her DD's access to this loser but it's too late for that now.

I see the loser BF stalking and harassing the OP and the DD if Mom cuts DD off from him. As scary as it sounds, I could picture the BF murdering the pregnant DD. If I were her mom, that's something that I couldn't live with. Abortion would be the best situation for all involved.

Hopefully it's not too late for that to happen.

Anonymous said...

I'd be advocating abortion and major counseling because this girl is obviously fucked up.


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ITA.

I'd also explore the possibility of sending her to go live with trusted friends/relatives somewhere far away for a while to break ties with the douchebag and get her head screwed on straight, finish school, etc. It would have to be the right situation and circumstance, though. She'd have to be amenable to a "start-over".

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3229578&pg=1

Holy Hell!
Now the reclining issue has moved from airplanes to church.


Anonymous said...

SMH. Those bitches.

Anonymous said...

Recline or upright? WWJD?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3229776

Is your life that fucking boring that you have to post about your town's obituaries??????????

Anonymous said...

To kneel or not to kneel.

Anonymous said...

Heh. I get a professional pic taken of myself every 5-10 years specifically for my obit.

I started doing that after a friend died unexpectantly and the family used her HS grad pic - FROM THE 80'S! It was God-awful. Big hair. Neon. Jarring when your memories are of a 50 yo.

So, yeah.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3229430

Now why did this silly person post an entire thread to name her new puppy when she obviously already had a name picked out and had no intention of using a suggestion? I have never seen so many attention whores. (eye-roll)

Anonymous said...

I went to look at that obituary link posted earlier. WOW does Sharla ever look like Sarah Palin. I hadn't noticed before and I did a double take.

Anonymous said...

No she doesn't.

Anonymous said...

I thinks she does, as well 66. But younger and better. SP looks like a caricature of herself these days.

Anonymous said...

I'm with 67. Neither look great but I don't see the resemblance.

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Anonymous said...

Did anyone else catch KristinL16 posting the other day on the 'clean eating' thread (where Mariah had a meltdown) saying that she couldn't afford to pay any more for groceries?
Yet she is posting everyday asking about make up and seems to be buying it all too.
If you can't afford decent groceries to feed your family, then perhaps a new blush isn't that important.

Anonymous said...

KristenL16 sounds like she is 16. Stop with the fucking makeup questions!!!

Anonymous said...

I met Shih Tzu Mommy. I have nothing positive to say.

Anonymous said...

I met Shih Tzu Mommy. I have nothing positive to say.

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Which of her two homes did you meet her at? LOL!!!

I am so not surprised there is nothing nice to be said about her. I bet she's a real pill.

Anonymous said...

74-spill it, bitch!!!

Anonymous said...

GOD'S NOT DEAD...HE IS ALIVE!!!

Anonymous said...

BEETLEJUICE! LOL

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3228860&pg=1

Anonymous said...

She deleted her first post. You can obviously tell this kid came off as wooden and arrogant and a bit of a little asshole in his interviews. The fruit doesn't drop far from the tree.

Anonymous said...

Tsm's homes are nothing to brag about. One is small and in a small town. The other one is in a neighborhood that has gone downhill quite a bit. They paid around $125k (or maybe it was $113k) for the one in the small town and around $200k or $225k for the other one back in 2000-2002. Like I said, nothing to brag about.

Her home purchases are public record and on the Internet.

Anonymous said...

"We put a lock on the pantry door. The kids would clean it out within 24 hours of a shopping trip. A few snacks will be left on the table for those who want a little extra to nibble on." KittenOnTheKeys

Yeah that won't cause food issues later in life at all.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3229869

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3228860&pg=2

Freebird does post about her family. I read her post whining about her stepson just yesterday! Talk about revisionist history.

Anonymous said...

78 Anonymous said... 78
She deleted her first post. You can obviously tell this kid came off as wooden and arrogant and a bit of a little asshole in his interviews. The fruit doesn't drop far from the tree.

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She deleted her op because she's embarrassed the kid she was talking about found it. Love her response:

Please know with every truthful bone in my body, that I don't harbor any ill feelings towards you or your Mom. I know I internalized and as a result reacted a certain way because of my ethnic background combined with lack of knowledge in the application process. I want to apologize to you here and in person for causing you any hurt. There's no doubt in my mind that you will be successful in any route that you choose.

After this exchange with your mom, I am aware now that there will be some things that I will have a difference of opinion/position on. That is ok (as far as I'm concerned) because everyone is entitled to their position. That difference however does not change how I feel about you as a person. You are bright and intelligent and I know your Mom played a significant role in that.

Should this be an issue that you feel you need to bring to her after all, I only ask that you allow me the opportunity to speak with her first. I hope this doesn't affect our niceties, but I understand if you feel differently. I understand that reading this must have been hard for you, but again this was never intended to hurt you or second guess your efforts because I know you're a great kid.

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She's a dumbass for thinking she could talk about people on a message board and not have them find out.

Anonymous said...

81 Anonymous said... 81
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3228860&pg=2

Freebird does post about her family. I read her post whining about her stepson just yesterday! Talk about revisionist history.

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"I know this man. He is my step-son. He's 31 years old, has 10 children (only 5 he'll admit to). He's done this bullshit to every woman that he's ever touched and they are ALL SCREWED UP because of him - including his 4 girls. 3 of which he has custody of... because he threatened the mom.

Such long stories." Freebird

Just in case she goes and deletes it.

Anonymous said...

79 Anonymous said... 79
Tsm's homes are nothing to brag about. One is small and in a small town. The other one is in a neighborhood that has gone downhill quite a bit. They paid around $125k (or maybe it was $113k) for the one in the small town and around $200k or $225k for the other one back in 2000-2002. Like I said, nothing to brag about. And this is in a crappy state with high unemployment.

Her home purchases are public record and on the Internet.
April 2, 2013 at 7:45 AM

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Thanks #69. That info puts things in perspective. (And before anyone calls #69 a stalker, as she says - it IS public record and I don't want any more info like her name or address.) She constantly brings up the "two houses" thing herself (Like Crafter Beth and her running & age/looks) so I think she opens herself up for less than flattering comments.

Back to the "two house" thing. I live in an area that is within 1 hour min there are quite a few lakes, so it's not really uncommon to meet people that have a home in the city and one at the lake. Lake properties have sky-rocketed in the last 15 years or so, so most Lake Houses (not trailers) are worth at least $200,000. You'd be hard pressed to find something that wasn't a tear-down for less than that. These people city homes are usually in the $250,000 up price range.

Sounds like TSM's 2-house's are really not all that special, but good for her. I'd love to have a Lake house, but it will never happen.

Anonymous said...

"I am a specimen. I am a mastadon."

LMAO! This little prick day made my day.

Fast forward 10 years: he'll be running a small string of Papa John's in Buttfuck County, Tennessee. And still be angry, arrogant and entitled.

Anonymous said...

I just have to say fuck "autism awareness day", I'm so tired of all the peas "on the spectrum", needs special treatment, so gifted, over achieving and super awesome at everything they do kids.

I can't believe how many peas have these super human kids that are fabulous athletes and great scholars who also need IEPs, 504s and whatever else they can get the schools to give them.

Anonymous said...

We had a lake house for a while....the cleaning, maintenance, etc., is double the work. Double the cost as well. Gets old.

We discovered that we preferred the freedom to travel to a variety of places, see other countries rather than being tied down to this one spot.

Anonymous said...

She's a dumbass for thinking she could talk about people on a message board and not have them find out.


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NSBR pretty much consists of people bitching about other people, no?

Anonymous said...

I'm dying to know who beetlejuiced him. Had to be someone who knows both parties. Hilarious.

Anonymous said...

"I am a specimen. I am a mastadon."

Aren't they extinct?

Anonymous said...

"I am a specimen. I am a mastadon."

LMAO! This little prick day made my day.

Fast forward 10 years: he'll be running a small string of Papa John's in Buttfuck County, Tennessee. And still be angry, arrogant and entitled.

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The only thing missing in his little tirade was "It's somehow Obama's fault!"

I suppose that will come with the PJ's franchises.

Anonymous said...

"I am a specimen. I am a mastadon."

Aren't they extinct?


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yes. and how fitting.

Anonymous said...

Nolan sounds like a dick.

Anonymous said...

It's pretty interesting that all the Peas cry "don't mention the children" but are happily ganging up on this kid.

I'm not his mom and I'm not him, but I think the way they're coming down on him is bullshit.

Anonymous said...

Kendra is risen!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3229857

So ADD hides special foods that she wants from her kids and her husband. My opinion of her has sunk lower than I thought possible.

Anonymous said...

ADD isn't even on that thread, 96.

Anonymous said...

Wrong thread posted in 96. It's this thread:

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3229869

Anonymous said...

So if you have average run of the mill kids; they have no chance of ever attending a college?

Anonymous said...

No, 99, the DO have a chance at college, but they might not have a chance at an exclusive or Ivy League college.

Anonymous said...

That Nolan kid is a total and complete entitled douche. Look at the fact that he said the Naval Academy "legally had to take him." Bull shit kid, your arm is broken and that's not what they want. This is what scares me about this generation. My own children are told: All I HAVE to do is feed you, clothe you and school you - everything else is gravy.

The 17-year-old pregnant by a stalker can't be real. If it is, that mom sucks since she watched this happen.

Anonymous said...

well batya certainly proved her utter cuntiness on the college thread.

Anonymous said...

Little Mr. Nolan Brown (or his smother/mother) is a prick for posting on Two Peas. What a douche bag! I can't imagine any college wanting his smug little ass.

Anonymous said...

So you're pretty unfamiliar with colleges huh 103. Because they're filled with humility, right?

Anonymous said...

Sounds like TSM's 2-house's are really not all that special, but good for her. I'd love to have a Lake house, but it will never happen.

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TSM'S does not have a house on a lake. Is she saying she does? Because I know where both are and a small pond does not count.

I would never want a lake house again, did that and will never go back.

Anonymous said...

My theory on Nolan is that DarcyCollins is the peacunt who beetlejuiced him/his mommy to that thread.

Or, maybe DarcyCollins IS Nolan/Nolan'sMommy!!!!!1

Anonymous said...

Red Boots talking about being kind to others. That's rich, coming from that bitch.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, redboots' defense of Nolan is pretty puzzling.

Anonymous said...

I think Nolan is a dick but I'm also glad that he doesn't.....tlk like dis...like OMG..

Anonymous said...

"well batya certainly proved her utter cuntiness on the college thread."

She does that a lot. On a lot of threads.


Anonymous said...

105 Anonymous said...

I would never want a lake house again, did that and will never go back.

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Can you share why? I'd be interested to hear the cons of having a lake house.

Anonymous said...

Totally agree 107!
Redboots is a condescending bitch.


Anonymous said...

The OP on that thread was a complete idiot for posting something like that about a coworker.
Seriously will people NEVER learn???

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3229974

I wonder why she bothered to post this question instead of just looking up ticket prices. Is she secretly hoping some pea will say, "Oh I have a pair of tickets and can't make the game. Do you want them?"

Anonymous said...

Can you share why? I'd be interested to hear the cons of having a lake house.

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Noise. There are always boats on the lake, especially during the summer months. Most fishermen are in their boats around 4 AM. Some are out fishing later, around 11 PM.

And let us not forget the bugs and snakes :-)

Anonymous said...

Was RB defending Nolan? I saw that she was calling those bitches out for their hypocrisy - all the talk of special snowflakes who act like little assholes but mommy excuses it because they're speshul.

Maybe it's my big fat girl crush, but I don't see RB ever going out of her way to be a bitch. I think the people who don't like her have been put on their places by her. Lauren, Mrs. Tyler, Lynlam, etc.

I like that bitch and I usually agree with her.

Anonymous said...

No. SHE thinks she puts people in their place. But she doesn't actually. Saying your opinion and telling someone they're wrong because they disagree, is not putting someone in their place.


Anonymous said...

Lol! Sone one has the butthurt at Red Boots.

I think she has put a lot of the smug bitches in their place and I'm wondering which smug bitch you are.

My money is on you being Lauren. She helped you get that 30 day vacation and probably a threat to behave or else. It's been so nice without your special brand of cuntiness at the bukkit.

Anonymous said...

from KristinL16: How to educate daycare provider on food allergies? And a few other questions

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3229980

Anyone else think she needs to educate herself more ?

Anonymous said...

I think redboots is DarcyCollins, and DarcyCollins is Nolan's s/mother

How's that for a pea conspiracy theory? :)

Anonymous said...

05 Anonymous said... 105
Sounds like TSM's 2-house's are really not all that special, but good for her. I'd love to have a Lake house, but it will never happen.

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TSM'S does not have a house on a lake. Is she saying she does? Because I know where both are and a small pond does not count.

====================================

Sorry #105. My bad. I must have her confused with some other "I own to houses" pea. Thanks for the clarification.

With that said, I also do know quite a few people that own 2 houses. Some have Florida condos (if they are young, then most inherited them), some have cabins or that type of thing.

Having 2 homes is really not all that special. All the people I know that have 2 places are solidly middle-class.

Anonymous said...

"I own to houses"

Two. Two. Two. Not "to" . Yes- that's a typo. No, I'm not that stupid!

Anonymous said...

Here's my theory on the Nolan situation:

the OP shared way too much identifying information, and it turns out that Nolan's mother is a pea. She is also a psycho and made the Nolan posts.

How many times have we said here that peas share way too much and give out way too many things that could enable people to identify them? Hasn't one of our very own blog bitches said more than once that one of her neighbors is a pea, and that the pea has no idea that she knows who she is?

It's a small fucking world, and the internet is not as safe or anonymous as some stupid peas would like to believe.

Anonymous said...


The Pentagon confirmed Tuesday that it is positioning an array of military assets near the Korean Peninsula, as the White House stressed that the "entire national security team" is focused on the escalating threats out of Pyongyang -- with the latest being a pledge to restart a key nuclear reactor.

Secretary of State John Kerry, speaking Tuesday at a news conference with the visiting foreign minister of South Korea, said recent belligerent rhetoric from North Korea is "unacceptable" and that the U.S. will defend itself, as well as South Korea and Japan, from any threat from the North.

The amount of hostile language from North Korea in recent weeks was "extraordinary," Kerry said, adding that the isolated state should have no doubt that the U.S. will fulfill its treaty obligations to allies in the region.

Pentagon spokesman George Little said that two destroyer warships, the USS Decatur and USS McCain, have arrived in the region as part of a missile-defense mission. Previously, the Pentagon had only revealed that it had moved the USS McCain to the region.


Anonymous said...

I think redboots is DarcyCollins, and DarcyCollins is Nolan's s/mother

How's that for a pea conspiracy theory? :)

---/

And they're all Kendra, lol!

Anonymous said...

The Pentagon confirmed moments ago that 324 is a complete lunatic, and quite possibly KristinL16, since she can't seem to find a political board to rant on . . .

Anonymous said...

Empty vacation homes - like our lake house - tend to be a magnet for thieving meth heads. We never got broken in to, but it was always a worry.

A friends' place had a pipe break, flooding the house for days/weeks/who knows how long. It was a mess.

Another time we walked in to our place, after not having been there for a month or so, and the fridge/freezer had conked out. So fucking gross. Right out of 'Horders'.

A second home is a pain in the ass.

Anonymous said...

Can you share why? I'd be interested to hear the cons of having a lake house.

********************************

Double the work. We rent a lake house every summer, and we make sure that upkeep (including lawn mowing) are not our responsibility. Lake homes are very fun to go to, but having double work to upkeep two homes takes up so much time, or money if you hire it done. I would much prefer to rent for three month, and then not have to worry about paying a mortgage all year, nor pay the taxes on a lake home (where I live, lake property is heavily taxed). Also, one year we had a real asshole neighbor, so it was nice to leave at the end of the season, and never have to deal with him again (crap like complaining to our landlord that we were playing music on our pontoon on a Saturday night at 8:00, he even admitted it wasn't loud, but he could hear it when he stood on the deck, but not when he was in his bedroom. As soon as he asked us to, we turned it off, but he still complained).

Anonymous said...

I really hope you're right, 123. Because if Nolan's Mom isn't a pea, then some crazy=azz pea found her, contacted her, and sent her over to the bukkit.

That's some seriously fucked-up, mind-boggling-ly disturbing shit. That's L'Urine level crazy and mean

Anonymous said...

Having 2 homes is really not all that special. All the people I know that have 2 places are solidly middle-class.

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Having two homes really means you have two homes to keep clean and maintain, a pain to keep up with.

Anonymous said...

What was nostrilgate?? For some reason, I have never heard of this one before...

Anonymous said...

Double the work. We rent a lake house every summer, and we make sure that upkeep (including lawn mowing) are not our responsibility. Lake homes are very fun to go to, but having double work to upkeep two homes takes up so much time, or money if you hire it done. I would much prefer to rent for three month, and then not have to worry about paying a mortgage all year, nor pay the taxes on a lake home (where I live, lake property is heavily taxed). Also, one year we had a real asshole neighbor, so it was nice to leave at the end of the season, and never have to deal with him again
_________________________________________

1000+ Could not agree more.

We take a number of really great, varied, no-hassle vacations every year for less than the annual mortgage/insurance pmts on our former vacation home.

Anonymous said...

Best way to enjoy a lake house is the same as the best way to go boating....make friends with someone who has those.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the cons on second homes. Good to know.


Anonymous said...

Maybe this OP is Nolan's mom:
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3229803

It would fit the Nolan's-mom-was-a-pea-all-along theory.

Anonymous said...

126 Anonymous said... 126

The Pentagon confirmed moments ago that 324 is a complete lunatic, and quite possibly KristinL16, since she can't seem to find a political board to rant on . . .
April 2, 2013 at 4:21 PM

Someone ranted?

Anonymous said...

I think she has put a lot of the smug bitches in their place and I'm wondering which smug bitch you are.


None of them. I've just sat back and watched what you see as putting people in their place and I see it as just arguing with people. Doesn't make her right and nobody got put in their place. Including her.


Anonymous said...

That Darcy has always been a strange bitch. She's from SoCal and once posted she worked at CalTech in Pasadena before deleting her post.

I bet the OP's boss has been stalking and reading her posts for months. OP could have mentioned twopeas or scrapbooking in the past or could have been peaing from work. I think she's a nurse.

Anonymous said...

So if you have average run of the mill kids; they have no chance of ever attending a college?

_____________

Not true. My run of the mill average kid got into all the universities she applied to, not Ivy League or Top Tier but good state schools.

Anonymous said...

Sorry you aren't really Brwon, Nolan. A brilliant mastodon such as yourself could really use the benefit of being brown.

Anonymous said...

What smack is this?
http://thesmackcenter.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

Nolan sounds like a big oaf, a big baby Huey with no personality or presence.

Anonymous said...

Nope, 2boysandwill lives in SVC, CA. Kayscraps lives in the Midwest
http://ox.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3210155

Anonymous said...

http://www.perfectgame.org/Players/Playerprofile.aspx?ID=301048

Anonymous said...

http://www.facebook.com/nolan.j.brown/about

Anonymous said...

I have an autistic kid. His IQ is 140. He has ZERO friends because he annoys the shit out of everyone who is within 10 miles of him. He squawks like a chicken and whines and cries constantly. He is "high functioning" according to the test standards but he is socially retarded. Most days I want to run away and never look back. Every fucking day is Autism awareness day around my house!

Anonymous said...

140 Anonymous said... 140

Sorry you aren't really Brwon, Nolan. A brilliant mastodon such as yourself could really use the benefit of being brown.
April 2, 2013 at 5:30 PM

Don't let spongepants' husband near him.

Anonymous said...

I think she has put a lot of the smug bitches in their place and I'm wondering which smug bitch you are.


None of them. I've just sat back and watched what you see as putting people in their place and I see it as just arguing with people. Doesn't make her right and nobody got put in their place. Including her.

___

Okay, Typhus. LAST WORD LAST WORD LAST WORD.

Anonymous said...

Not true. My run of the mill average kid got into all the universities she applied to, not Ivy League or Top Tier but good state schools.


++++++++++++++

Same here, x2.

I'm o_O when I read pea moms whining and bitching and blaming everyone else for their precious snowflakes' failures.

Anonymous said...

Loving the thread asking if Peas think they are more/less equal to other Peas in wealth. Wish I had the nerve to post over there that I am thankful I have always had enough not to ever consider putting a lock on my pantry to keep my kids out of the food...

Anonymous said...

So that FB Nolan Brown kid seems to be a douchebag southern cracker. Doesn't jibe with the SoCal thing. And he's certainly nothing special nor mature.

That said, he calls himself "a specimen" on a FB pic.

Weird.

Anonymous said...

Same here, x2.

I'm o_O when I read pea moms whining and bitching and blaming everyone else for their precious snowflakes' failures.


___________


ETA: We also started their college funds when they were babies; it was a priority even through lean times.

Neither one has any student debt.

Anonymous said...

that Nolan drama is all manufactured.

the trolls just get stranger and stranger

Anonymous said...

346, I'm sorry. I'm sure it's incredibly difficult.

Anonymous said...

A swing and a miss 345. You found a Texas kid.

Anonymous said...

#146, me too. You described my son pretty much spot on. Except mine's focus is obsession with video games.

Anonymous said...

I think Darcy just went to CalTech, not worked there. Or at least that was her story. I think she's an alter for a tax pea, but my spreadsheet is broken on who.

Anonymous said...

Okay, Typhus. LAST WORD LAST WORD LAST WORD.
April 2, 2013 at 6:21 PM

^^THIS^^ is OLD and TIRED.

Anonymous said...

Anything negative about Typhus is NOT old and tired. It's true and it can't be said enough.

Anonymous said...

The obsessed "LAST WORD" when she doesn't get her way IS... OLD!!!

Anonymous said...

Leave Typhus alone!!!11111!!!!!!!!!1111

Anonymous said...

The kid in the perfect game profile graduated from a Texas high school in 2012 and now plays for Blinn College. Not the same kid. This Nolan Brown hasn't played baseball since his sophomore year in high school, and there's NO media on him. I doubt he even played varsity.

Anonymous said...

Yeah there's an argumentative bitch here who likes to argue constantly and then scream "LAST WORD LAST WORD MRS.T" when she's lost. It is completely old. Let go of whatever the subject is once in a while. It will do you some good to close this page and not come back for a while.

Anonymous said...

There is no Nolan Brown. I think the OP in that thread is/was trolling for some strange reason.

Anonymous said...

I love the feel better comments on the wealth thread. They have credit card debt. They inherited their home. Actually no, I just make more money than you.

Anonymous said...

that wealth thread is just pathetic. Anyone who is participating in that kind of asshatery is beyond redemption.

Anonymous said...

I think she has put a lot of the smug bitches in their place and I'm wondering which smug bitch you are.


None of them. I've just sat back and watched what you see as putting people in their place and I see it as just arguing with people. Doesn't make her right and nobody got put in their place. Including her.

__________

I've got news for you: there's more than one person here who thinks there's an idiot who always needs the last word in everything. Now you'll come back and tell me you don't and call me hostile, but let's face it....you really don't seem to know when to STFU.

Anonymous said...

I think you are right, 164, there is no Nolan Brown. WTF? Why would the OP set that shit up?

Anonymous said...

I'd think a troll got creative but the OP totally played along. Something definitely fishy. Maybe the OP was sad that the thread didn't get more play with "you people" and wanted to have some fun.

Anonymous said...

Not sure about why that affirmative action OP would troll like that, but if she didn't, then 169 is correct that she totally played along when "Nolan" showed up. I lean more towards the OP being the troll, but for the life of me, I can't figure out why she'd do it.

Strange shit. So many peas are fucking weird.

Anonymous said...

Okay, Typhus. LAST WORD LAST WORD LAST WORD.





Not Typhus and I was responding back you moron. It's an ongoing conversation here, that's what we do. Sorry you're not familiar with that concept. You seem to think you say what you want and all conversation stops? It doesn't work that way. Make some friends and you'll start learning how social interaction works.


Anonymous said...

167 is MRS T LAST WORD LAST WORD

@@

Anonymous said...

LOL! Yeah, it's the chick that 171 and 172 are arguing with that needs the last word....

Anonymous said...

171 Anonymous said... 171

Okay, Typhus. LAST WORD LAST WORD LAST WORD.





Not Typhus and I was responding back you moron. It's an ongoing conversation here, that's what we do. Sorry you're not familiar with that concept. You seem to think you say what you want and all conversation stops? It doesn't work that way. Make some friends and you'll start learning how social interaction works.


April 2, 2013 at 9:10 PM

You tell her! 148 is a complete moron!

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Anonymous said...


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Anonymous said...

171 Anonymous said... 171

Okay, Typhus. LAST WORD LAST WORD LAST WORD.





Not Typhus and I was responding back you moron. It's an ongoing conversation here, that's what we do. Sorry you're not familiar with that concept. You seem to think you say what you want and all conversation stops? It doesn't work that way. Make some friends and you'll start learning how social interaction works.


April 2, 2013 at 9:10 PM

You tell her! 148 is a complete moron!

==================================

Crazy chickens. Your chatter is insipid and amusing.

Anonymous said...

do dudes commonly refer to themselves as "specimens" these days?

Anonymous said...

do dudes commonly refer to themselves as "specimens" these days?

Only if they're high achieving mastadons ;)

Anonymous said...

I think 177 is trying to sound like one of those "high achieving" elephants.

Anonymous said...

I think 177 is trying to sound like one of those "high achieving" elephants.

Jesus Christ, bitch. Let it go. I don't even think the bitch you are fighting with is posting anymore. You are kind of proving her point about needing the last word though.

Anonymous said...

181 It's entertaining to watch AND stir shit. I don't even know what they were arguing about. Throw in a random comment and they flip out. You should relax a little. So should the one who is "really" the one who needs that last word.

Haters gonna hate said...

Trollin' the trolls. Good times.

Haters gonna hate.

Anonymous said...

This blog is cannibalizing itself. Haters feeding on haters.

Anonymous said...

Trolls laughing at haters!

Anonymous said...

Kendra would love to take that studly mastodon under her wing, so to speak. He'll forget alllllllllll about the army.

Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for all the poor peas.

















Wait..................no, I don't.

I guess it is a trailer park. said...

Kendra wants an elephant? LOL

Anonymous said...


Scientists taking a first look at the genetics of the bird flu strain that recently killed two men in China said Wednesday that the virus could be harder to track than its better-known cousin H5N1 because it might be able to spread silently among poultry without notice.

The scientists, at several research institutes around the world, said the H7N9 virus seems troubling because it can generate no symptoms in poultry while seriously sickening humans. They said the virus, previously known to have infected only birds, appears to have mutated, enabling it to more easily infect other animals, including pigs, which could serve as hosts spreading the virus more widely among humans.


Anonymous said...

might, could, may...fuck off with the stupid scare mongering.
No-one cares about your inane little trivia.

Perhaps you could try making some friends and getting out more?

Anonymous said...

I met Shih Tzu Mommy. ________________________________________________
ShihTzuMommy = likethecookie = Leslie An


I met Shih Tzu Mommy. I have nothing positive to say.
________________________________________________
Did you go to the crop advertised in the thread she btt for months? Review? Why was your impression negative of her?

Anonymous said...

No, 99, the DO have a chance at college, but they might not have a chance at an exclusive or Ivy League college.
*********************************

A relatives daughter was Senior class president, varsity cheerleader, Valedictorian 4.345 GPAwith near perfecT SAT scores & still didn't get into Harvard or Yale! She ended up getting a full ride to a state school.
Even stellar kids don't get into ivy league schools.

Anonymous said...

Did you go to the crop advertised in the thread she btt for months? Review? Why was your impression negative of her?



;;;;;;;;;

I bet this is STM.

Anonymous said...

FFS Jane are you over maintaining this lame ass blog?

Anonymous said...

Of course only lame ass wenchie throws out almost real numbers in the wealth thread. Way to brag wenchie! My respect for you was already low...it just got even lower!

Anonymous said...

Help a bitch out. she already deleted. She's such a fucking blog bitch.

Anonymous said...

Still there...I really like the judgmental digs at the end...

""We are upper income. We are incredibly fortunate that our college degrees and hard work have given us so much. My children are healthy and relatively good kids, not getting into trouble (yet), and my mom is ridiculously active and healthy and lives near us.

We have no debt aside from our 1 (haha) mortgage on a house in a very desirable neighborhood. We have 3 awesome collector's cars and 4 crappy (but reliable) daily drivers.

I don't have a keurig, but I have several Coaches (a couple of them I got at value village). I don't drink starbucks (too fricking much money for a cup of sugared coffee) nor do I get fake nails. But, I do love a good pedi occasionally.

I shop at thrift stores, no, I am not poor.

We live within our means, have our health, have been saving for retirement, but we have 3 kids to send to college, so we will be eating ramen and mac-n-cheese and spam.

I often wonder at some of the peas who talk how hard things are financially but then talk about coach bags, keurigs, and nail polish have their priorities straight?""

Anonymous said...

The reason you never throw out real numbers, is there's always someone wealthier than you. You look like a dumbass. Just like the bitches bragging about coach purses. Yeah, I'm a rich bitch. But people would seriously laugh if I bragged about a coach purse.

It's the same shit with trying to make themselves feel better than people who spend money are in credit card debt. Some might, but some might just have more money than you. It's okay.

There's no way in hell, I'd touch that thread.

Anonymous said...

Same here, x2.

I'm o_O when I read pea moms whining and bitching and blaming everyone else for their precious snowflakes' failures.


___________


ETA: We also started their college funds when they were babies; it was a priority even through lean times.

Neither one has any student debt.
*********+*******************************

Go back to the pod #352 you sanctimonious bitch!
Of course you started college funds when they were babies. Every self respecting Pea does.

Anonymous said...

Who looks like a dumbass 198?? Wenchie or someone else?

Anonymous said...

Wenchie isn't the only one bragging about her coach purses.

Anonymous said...

146 Anonymous said... 146
I have an autistic kid. His IQ is 140. He has ZERO friends because he annoys the shit out of everyone who is within 10 miles of him. He squawks like a chicken and whines and cries constantly. He is "high functioning" according to the test standards but he is socially retarded. Most days I want to run away and never look back. Every fucking day is Autism awareness day around my house!
April 2, 2013 at 6:09 PM

==========================

Thank you for your honest post. I'm sorry to hear what you have to deal with every day. I mean that sincerely.

Here's the thing. While you must be extremely proud of how smart your child is, the reality is he may never live a completely independent life. By far, the majority of Peas with Autism/Aspy kids just won't face this reality. As a taxpayer, I really hope that they are making financial provisions for their child's care, particularly for when the child is grown and they, the parents, may be unable to care for them.

I think so many parents of special needs are in great denial of their child's future's. They live in a la-la land were they child will go to college, have a family and a brilliant career and make buckets of money. It's unrealistic at best for the majority.

I think they are all counting on the child's "brilliance" and their own "wishes and hopes" and planning on tax payer dollars to eventually bail them all out of potential financial disaster when nothing they hoped for happens.

And as a taxpayer - that infuriates me.

Reality is - your child is not normal. Social skills matter - a lot - in our society.

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