Sunday, May 5, 2013

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Anonymous said...

How original.

Anonymous said...

what happened to that wacked out pea that used the Gladys Kravitz picture? When Krustina Ray Cyrus starts with her rantings she reminds me of that pea.

Anonymous said...

your boner is showing

Anonymous said...

Your stupidity is showing, 204.

Anonymous said...

3 - that's edgycoolness (what a joke of a name) right? I think she's posted recently but I'm not checking lol I don't care enough to. hth

Anonymous said...

The "ranting" of 195 was cut and paste from the previous thread when justscrapper died. Just so there's no confusion. I was PISSED. I thought the dumb fuck peas that couldn't comprehend that she did not want to explain 2peas were selfish whores. And yes krusty Carebridge was right there. And she's a blog bitch. So I love that I can say whatever the fuck I think about her here. HEY KRUSTY. YOU'RE DUMB AND UGLY AND YOUR HOUSE IS A FUCKING IS ONE OF THOSE FUCKING SUBURBAN CRACKERBOX NIGHTMARES.

Anonymous said...

I love that krustybar gets her news from comedy central.

Anonymous said...

geez..what are you doing #7? stalking her? that's serious cray cray shit. You might want to proof read your posts after you wipe the spittle off your chin. Get a grip.

Anonymous said...

According to Obamacare 30 hours will be full time. It's hard enough to get people to work 40 and not bitch about having to go over 40. Now people will say "i'm not working 31 hours".

Anonymous said...

She doesn't sound cray cray or need to get a grip #9. Except I have no idea what a krustyboxhouse looks like or if she lives in one.

Anonymous said...

So krustykrab is a federal employee? Anyone know what she does (i haven't paid enough attention to her lol). She's already sucking the gubment teet. Nice, good for her and only has 4 years until they have to pay her forever. Lovely.

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Anonymous said...

Krusty works for the DMV. She takes the drivers license pictures and changes the "Now Serving" number.

Anonymous said...

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Wet dream would be my first thought.

I mean, as long as we're already in a TMI thread, my underwear can be sticky when I have a really good wet dream. So I wouldn't go straight to worrying/accusations/fight.


Maybe masturbation.

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Anonymous said...

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Posted: 5/9/2013 11:46:54 PM
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Since it was brought up, I just want to say:

Not all conservatives want the downfall of this administration. I don't. If Pres. Obama is impeached and resigned, who would take his place? Joe Biden? Yuck.
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Nope, he's on his way out as well. We'll have Boehner as POTUS.

Anonymous said...

NYSE is an all-time high. Gas is much lower than it was a year ago. Unemployment is decreasing because more companies are not laying off. I've seen this reported on several news channels and NOT FUCKING ONCE IS ANYONE THANKING OUR POTUS!

But if Wall Street decides to crash the economy, then everyone would be blaming the POTUS.

Obama haters can kiss my fucking six-figures-in-the-bank-because-I-control-my-finances-and-not-the-president ass!

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Anonymous said...


Bless your "fucking six-figures-in-the-bank-because-I-control-my-finances-and-not-the-president ass"heart. You are a special one, aren't you?

Anonymous said...

People need to quit praying for jobs and start using Jesus H. Christ as a fucking reference.

See how that works out for you conservative, religious nutjobs.

Anonymous said...

Obama haters can kiss my fucking six-figures-in-the-bank-because-I-control-my-finances-and-not-the-president ass!

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Good for you, hope it stays that way. It didn't for us. We went for a very comfortable 125,000 or more per year to a whopping 42,000 a year with no employer health provided insurance.

We were good from 1996 until 2009. Shit has sucked balls ever since. Dh's industry has used the economy as an excuse to break everyone. Funny how the big bosses don't seem be feeling it but everyone below them sure does.

Anonymous said...

17 Anonymous said... 17

NYSE is an all-time high. Gas is much lower than it was a year ago. Unemployment is decreasing because more companies are not laying off. I've seen this reported on several news channels and NOT FUCKING ONCE IS ANYONE THANKING OUR POTUS!

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LMAO "Lower than a year ago" how about going lower then I *might* thank someone. The unemployment decrease? Yeah because there are more part time jobs open now since all the cut backs to 29 hours instead of 40.

Oh and why should we thank him? "He didn't build that".

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Anonymous said...

I've been in management for over thirty years. If there's a hiccup in the economy, we will use that as an excuse to let go the poor performers. Six months later, we create new positions with different titles and begin our hiring process. I know several other companies that do the same thing.

It's not the president's fault that unemployment was so high. And the president has nothing to do with rising gas prices.

Anonymous said...

Is there a way to mass delete all of your posts, or do you have to do it one by one?

Anonymous said...

Delete your posts here? Or at the Bucket?


Anonymous said...

Ask Athena. She deleted everything.

Anonymous said...

Is there a way to mass delete all of your posts, or do you have to do it one by one?
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If you mean twopeas, I think you have to get them to delete for you.

Anonymous said...

same peas who can't tie their shoelaces without posting for help are somehow also experts on government, healthcare industry, small business, diplomatic corps, economics, etc etc etc.

Cracks me up.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, at the bucket. I'm not hair flipping or anything, that's why I didn't want to ask on the board.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3235376

geez is everyone copyrighting their pics these days!

Anonymous said...

Desertpea is a loon!

Anonymous said...

Desertpea actually makes loons like quite sane and credible.

She's off the charts batshit crazy.

Anonymous said...

Krustina must get a 20 year retirement from the AirForce too. That's two government retirements. Double dipping.

Anonymous said...

If you serve what they ask you to and meet the requirements you deserve every retirement you qualify for. You earned them.

Anonymous said...

ITA, 36. It's painfully obvious that someone here is over-invested and obsessed with Kristina's life. So many loony wingnuts out there-smh

Anonymous said...

Krustina is getting tax payer paid retirement. She couldn't get a job in the private sector if she tried. She's only taken jobs where she couldn't get fired if she tried and she doesn't have to produce much work. Lazy money grubber.

Anonymous said...

Lol 38 knows nothing about government jobs. Moron.

Anonymous said...

Someone needs professional help for their unhealthy obsessions.

Anonymous said...

39 Anonymous said... 39

Lol 38 knows nothing about government jobs. Moron.
May 10, 2013 at 8:44 PM

LOL The local picture taker at our DMV is like 500 lbs and wheels herself around on her creaking computer chair. Yeah that's not lazy.

LOL 38 :)

Anonymous said...

I like Kristina and I don't have a problem with how she posts. I think she comes off as reasonable and not hard to follow.

Do I need to say it? NO I AM NOT HER.

Anonymous said...

I lieke Kristina to and sher is smert.

Anonymous said...

Yeah 43, she knows what she is talking about all of the time. And people just don't like her. I think they are just jealous of her.

Anonymous said...

When I see posts from Kristina I realize she has an uncanny ability to hit the nail on the head every time.

Anonymous said...

Yes 45, she just knows things that no one else can figure out. How does she do it? I don't know but I hoe she keeps on doing it.

Anonymous said...

Kristina can really come up with the facts to put people in their place.

Anonymous said...

Spot on 47! Spot on!

Anonymous said...

Kristinaa is a bitch.

Anonymous said...

You take that back 49. Right now. Take it back!!!1!!

Anonymous said...

L'urine on another drunken rampage tonight?

Anonymous said...

Haven't seen Princess Lasertron at the Pod much these days but it looks like after planning the ultimate hipster wedding, she and her gay husband are divorcing. http://princesslasertron.com/2013/05/endings-and-beginnings-loss-and-hope/

Not really surprised after she said her husband's ex was a man and she was with a woman. Maybe she wants to live as a lesbian now. They should have thought about that before having kids. I can't believe she's still milking those cheap looking felt flowers.

Anonymous said...

The groom wore pink on the wedding. ;)

Anonymous said...

Why the hell is there someone here, who I'm assuming is an adult saying "Cray Cray"??

Anonymous said...

'Cray Cray' gets on my tits almost as much as 'Prolly.'

Anonymous said...

oh come on...
you know both of those words are totes adorbs!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3235420

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Holy shit Fresh_Peas derailed this thread

Anonymous said...

Princess Lasertronattentionwhore needs to invest in a decent camera. All of her photos are washed out.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3235420

Who was busypea's dad? Why would a reporter ask her for comments?

Curiosity, curiosity...

Anonymous said...

"I have a friend who posted videos on facebook of the entire school band performance of her 7th grader. It was painful to listen to. I posted back to her that it was a symphony only a parent could love with a teacher conducting with the patience of a saint. I'm sure she thought I would be more appreciative of their efforts....." myboysnme

That's just being a bitch for no reason. She could have just rolled her eyes and hit the like button.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3235381

Anonymous said...

If you think Krusty Carinbridge is smart, you're a moran. And what in the world is there to be jealous of. She's an ugly hag, stupid, and barely middle class.

Anonymous said...

For fuck's sake could KristinL16 be any more fucking stupid.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3235394

Anonymous said...


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In our household, it would be like a loaded gun. One of the sisters would eventually get pissed at the girl who posted it for some reason or other, and then she would take the loaded gun and put it in their father's hand. And then he would fire it. And it would be ugly.


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How bizarre.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3235451

Anonymous said...

"Desertpea is a loon! "

She's in some crazy right wing Jewish cult.

Anonymous said...

Kristina rocks!!

Anonymous said...

That's just being a bitch for no reason. She could have just rolled her eyes and hit the like button.
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No kidding.

Anonymous said...

Who was busypea's dad? Why would a reporter ask her for comments?

Curiosity, curiosity...

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I seem to remember a pea posting about her dad having been arrested for something pretty awful and it was widely publicized where she lived. Then later he killed himself. Was that her?

Anonymous said...

65 Anonymous said... 65

Kristina rocks!!

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Kristina rocks the stupidity!!


Anonymous said...

Krustys fingers must be tired from all the posts she made about how wonderful she is.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3235381

I can kind of see her point, but why does MergeLeft have to be bitchy so much?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3235394

So her husband was invited to go to a strip club? And he's not telling her? I can see why, because he probably doesn't want to deal with her bitching.

Ladies, there is NOTHING wrong with your husband going to a strip club. It's the same as him watching Cinemax shit, just in the comfort of his own home.

Anonymous said...

I didn't think MergeLeft was bitchy in that thread. I did think the OP was, though.

Anonymous said...

I completely agree, 72. The OP is extremely cunty and ought to do everyone a favor by staying in her house and never subjecting humanity to her cuntiness again.

Anonymous said...

Ladies, there is NOTHING wrong with your husband going to a strip club. It's the same as him watching Cinemax shit, just in the comfort of his own home.
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Cinemax doesn't give lap dances.

Anonymous said...

Nothing wrong unless you lie about it (lying by omission)

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Anonymous said...

LOL 276 is dorkangel.

Anonymous said...

Ladies, there is NOTHING wrong with your husband going to a strip club. It's the same as him watching Cinemax shit, just in the comfort of his own home.
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Cinemax doesn't give lap dances.

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I bet you would get bent out of shape if your husband bought a lap dance.

Anonymous said...

74 is off somewhere giving 78s husband a lapdance.

Anonymous said...

I roll my eyes constantly at the peas but I admit I wouldn't want my dh going to a strip club for a lap dance. Not so much that I would be jealous or consider it cheating but I DO consider it low class and disgusting so yeah, I admit, I wouldn't like it.

Anonymous said...

I thought BusyPea worked in the banking business not a hospital.

Anonymous said...

If my husband wants a lap dance I am more than happy to oblige. I don't think there is anything wrong with wanting some intimate actions to be reserved for your partner. Some women don't care and that's fine, but there isn't anything wrong with the women who DO care. There are rules in every relationship that each person agrees to abide by. Some people like to swing, I have no problem with that, it just isn't for me and any relationship I am a part of would understand that is one of our "rules". As long as all participants agree to the rules, then how other people live in their marriage or relationships is none of my business.

Anonymous said...

she's busy 81 ;-)

Anonymous said...

LOL @ 83 (and probably gives lap dances at the local skank club.

81 Anonymous said... 81

I thought BusyPea worked in the banking business not a hospital.
May 12, 2013 at 2:34 PM

Her post was clear that it was a while ago...

Anonymous said...

Strip clubs and lap dances don't bother me, I don't really understand i t and I think it is a waste of money but I don't freak out if my husband goes to a bachelor party or birthday party to one. He also doesn't keep that kind of stuff from me because he knows one of his friends would end up spilling the beans.

What I don't like is people like KristinL16 that snoop through their husbands stuff and then try to passive aggressively get her husband to admit what he's lying about. If she's going to be so bold as to read through her husband's stuff, especially when he's stupid enough to leave his stuff up, she should just admit to it. Don't just pout and let him go to the strip club and then throw it in his face later.

I hate tests, games and deceit. KristinL16 is just as deceitful and dishonest as her husband and she acts like she's above this other woman that is just planning a night out. If she doesn't like it, she should speak up.

Anonymous said...

Spot on, 85

Not only is KristinL16 completely overrun with teh stoopid, but she's a lying, sneaky bitch to boot.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3235586

This OP must be dorkangle's cousin.

Anonymous said...

I bet you would get bent out of shape if your husband bought a lap dance.

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I watched my husband bang the 23 year old college girl I picked out for him (not a hooker) so a lap dance is pretty tame. He's not interested in strip clubs because they just turn you on and send you out the door with less money. sounds like fun... not.

Anonymous said...

What is up with Kelleylo and her ranting all over the Internet? What a nutball.

Anonymous said...

I roll my eyes constantly at the peas but I admit I wouldn't want my dh going to a strip club for a lap dance. Not so much that I would be jealous or consider it cheating but I DO consider it low class and disgusting so yeah, I admit, I wouldn't like it.

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ITA. Skanks. And my dh agrees/has better taste, thankfully.

Anonymous said...

i don't think she has it in her 89
what are you ranting about?

Anonymous said...

I admit I wouldn't want my dh going to a strip club for a lap dance. Not so much that I would be jealous or consider it cheating but I DO consider it low class and disgusting so yeah, I admit, I wouldn't like it.
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Me, too.

Anonymous said...

Readnecks and businessmen only at strip clubs...my hubby is neither.

Anonymous said...

88 Anonymous said... 88
I bet you would get bent out of shape if your husband bought a lap dance.

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I watched my husband bang the 23 year old college girl I picked out for him (not a hooker) so a lap dance is pretty tame. He's not interested in strip clubs because they just turn you on and send you out the door with less money. sounds like fun... not.

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Whatever sisterbqsd, stay classy and get giving those bj's while he's driving also.

Anonymous said...

Strip clubs don't bother me. Having an affair would.

Anonymous said...

Whatever sisterbqsd, stay classy and get giving those bj's while he's driving also.

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Hehe.. I knew you all would think I was bdsq. I'm not but we do know how to get our freak on.

Anonymous said...

'freak' about sums it up 296. That and classless.

Anonymous said...

Why is Aslan talking about herself in the 3rd person in the Gosnell thread?

aslan
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Posted: 5/13/2013 2:43:00 PM
What aslan is getting at, is that Kermit Gosnell was not simply charged with stabbing full term babies in the neck and cutting their spinal cord. I agree that just about any human being would call that evil.

He was also charged with performing abortions after the 24 week cut off. There are some who are pro choice, who have a problem with abortion of a baby that far along. But, there are still many who do not want restrictions of any sort because they fear it is a slippery slope.
So, I stand by what I said. There are most definitely people within the pro-choice camp, who would give their approval to some of Kermit Gosnell's actions.


"Tolerance is the virtue of the man without convictions."

- G.K. Chesterton



Anonymous said...

Does Aslan just out herself as an alter?

Anonymous said...

Did ^^^^

Anonymous said...

I watched my husband bang the 23 year old college girl I picked out for him (not a hooker) so a lap dance is pretty tame. He's not interested in strip clubs because they just turn you on and send you out the door with less money. sounds like fun... not.
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Trash! The peas are either major prudes or freaks like this who try to prove how "cool" they are by saying crap like this.

Anonymous said...

Aslan is Nightsoil.

Or Nixon.

Anonymous said...

Then you have losers like Athena who tried to get blog hits on a bondage board.

Anonymous said...

I watched my husband bang the 23 year old college girl I picked out for him (not a hooker) so a lap dance is pretty tame. He's not interested in strip clubs because they just turn you on and send you out the door with less money. sounds like fun... not.
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Trash! The peas are either major prudes or freaks like this who try to prove how "cool" they are by saying crap like this.

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Yep! If you really do things like this, you wouldn't feel the need to brag about it here! $10 says you are a typical vanilla pea that "schedules" your twice a month duty sex.

Anonymous said...

There is a lot of middle ground between once a month lights off vanilla and paying someone else to have sex with your husband while you watch. A vast plain of middle ground.

Anonymous said...

Looks like it 99

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3235394&pg=2

After all that...this is how it ends???

Anonymous said...

No 107, they went to the strip club and he bought some lap dances.

Anonymous said...

I totally agree 108. She didn't push it, but I bet there is some hard core passive aggressive nagging going on...

Anonymous said...

Her husband is lying his ass off. And she's passively aggressively sneaking around still trying to spy on him.

What a happy marriage that must be @@

Anonymous said...

Am I the only person that thinks Country Pea Girl is full of crap and that her ex doesn't want to get back with her? Has she always been an attention whore? those poor kids....

Anonymous said...

She's a total drama whore, I'm sure whatever her ex said she is twisting it around. I wouldn't be surprised if she did take him back if he came sniffing around. She had that last kid in an effort to keep him.

Anonymous said...

"He sounds cray." SockMoney

Because some times it's just to hard to type a z.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3235694&pg=2

Anonymous said...

mrs tyler is missing on the MN marriage thread...

Anonymous said...

113 Anonymous said... 113

"He sounds cray." SockMoney

Because some times it's just to hard to type a z.

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Am I the only person that thinks Country Pea Girl is full of crap and that her ex doesn't want to get back with her? Has she always been an attention whore? those poor kids....
May 13, 2013 at 3:38 PM

Oh yeah, she's always been this much of an attention whore. She LIVES for maximum drama. I think she's a nasty twat, but I do feel really sorry for her kids. Trash for both parents. They don't stand a chance.

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Anonymous said...

99 Anonymous said... 99

Does Aslan just out herself as an alter?
May 13, 2013 at 1:20 PM

and no one says a word

interesting

Anonymous said...

119, they are all afraid to bring it up because then they will be accused of reading the big bad blog and they can't admit they read here. Heavens No! Not the innocent peas.

Anonymous said...

Benghazi, the IRS, the AP phone taps...looks like Obummer's house of cards is finally going to topple. Although the pea libtards are all busy looking the other way "it's John McCain's fault!"

I do notice Sarah H has been much quieter lately. Too bad Krustina can't follow her lead. (still LOL at the thought of Fat, ugly, hag Krustina shoving food in her face while she peas) She is gross.

Anonymous said...

120 Anonymous said... 120

119, they are all afraid to bring it up because then they will be accused of reading the big bad blog and they can't admit they read here. Heavens No! Not the innocent peas.
May 13, 2013 at 7:33 PM

and *that* is just stupid since it's right there plain as day.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3235007&pg=5

I think sue-pea outed herself as krazy!

Anonymous said...

Maybe Krustina, Kelp or Batshit will out Aslan as an alter. We'll see....... :-)

Anonymous said...

Don't be silly...Krustina cannot out Aslan until it's feeding time again in Iowa.

Anonymous said...

Benghazi, the IRS, the AP phone taps...looks like Obummer's house of cards is finally going to topple. Although the pea libtards are all busy looking the other way "it's John McCain's fault!"

Keep dreaming, dipshit.

Anonymous said...

and *that* is just stupid since it's right there plain as day.
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Oh ITA with you, however, you know there are peas who also saw that it was posted on this blog and now refuse to bring it up for fear they will be called out as blog readers.

Anonymous said...

Batya cracks me up with all of the boring ass books she reads. And no I don't read Harlequin Romances but I don't read political biographies either. She seems like such a bore.

Anonymous said...

125 Anonymous said... 125

Don't be silly...Krustina cannot out Aslan until it's feeding time again in Iowa.
May 13, 2013 at 8:47 PM

You mean her lunch break where she only has allotted herself so much twopea political talk? Haha! She's a twat - she sucks as an American and I'm glad she's not a republican she would make republicans look bad.

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LOL 130 a wiki post on diarrhea? Nice!

Anonymous said...

#129 You mistake...Krustina isn't even an American. She hates America and everything it stands for. She hasn't seen the sun since 2008 because she's stuck so far up Obummer's ass.

And she thinks Hillary has a chance in hell in 2016. Krustina is delusional.

Anonymous said...

Stock market is at an all-time high. Gas is down. And I didn't have to pay for my yearly exam thanks to the healthcare reform.

THANK YOU OBAMA!

Anonymous said...

Benghazi, the IRS, the AP phone taps...looks like Obummer's house of cards is finally going to topple. Although the pea libtards are all busy looking the other way "it's John McCain's fault!"

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So much for the GOP's platform promise of "laser-like focus on jobs".

Cartoonish, indeed.

Anonymous said...

133 Anonymous said... 133

Stock market is at an all-time high. Gas is down. And I didn't have to pay for my yearly exam thanks to the healthcare reform.

THANK YOU OBAMA!
May 14, 2013 at 8:38 AM

"Gas is down." This is a joke. .10 cents is not "down".

Anonymous said...

But 135, people blame the president if gas goes up two cents. They blame the president if anything increases in price.

But no one will blame him for lower gas prices or increase in jobs.

See how that works?

Anonymous said...

Benghazi, the IRS, the AP phone taps...looks like Obummer's house of cards is finally going to topple. Although the pea libtards are all busy looking the other way "it's John McCain's fault!"

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So much for the GOP's platform promise of "laser-like focus on jobs".

Cartoonish, indeed.

It's not the GOP's fault that the wheels are coming off the Obummer bus. Holy shit...even the press is giving Jay Carney a hard time. Looks like the love affair is finally over and the main stream media is going to start doing their jobs. Obummer is probably shaking in his boots in the Oval Office. This party is over. The jig is up. Thank you Dumbocrats for being so dumb and blind and starstruck by this boob.

Anonymous said...

I hope every single American who voted for Obummer feel as stupid and duped as the press feels. Meanwhile on the pea board, the Dumbocrats are gathered on one thread because their tails are stuck between their legs and can't make an appearance anywhere else. Losers. Kool-Aid drinking fools...every one of them.

Anonymous said...

No way add has friends...the friends' son she is talking about is her own...the one she petioned to get in that school...

Anonymous said...

I want more Obama Kool-Aid! My finances haven't been this great in years! My house and car are paid for and I have no credit card debt! I have tons of money in the bank and I can pay cash for my daughter's college tuition this coming fall!

Anonymous said...

Fuck off Liz aka Beautiful Morning aka 133.

Anonymous said...

136 Damn Skippy. It's used because it's all we heard during previous presidency's. To use it in reverse is normal.

See how that works?

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The National Transportation Safety Board said states should shrink the standard from the current .08 blood alcohol content to .05 as part of a series of recommendations aimed at reducing alcohol-related highway deaths.


Anonymous said...

123 Anonymous said... 123

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3235007&pg=5

I think sue-pea outed herself as krazy!

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Not a single word about Aslan or Sue_pea outing themselves! What's up with that?


Anonymous said...

Aslan was responding to this:
"Perhaps, that is what aslan was ponting towards?"

Not replying thinking she was under an alter ID.


But Sue_Pea... definitely outed herself as Krazyscrapper. And somebody did say something but not a single peep after that.

Anonymous said...

KERMIT gets LIFE IN PRISON
Want to post it here first so it won't get posted over there. Yeah that won't work.
How many threads will there be... bets?

I say 3.

Anonymous said...

Beyonce is pregnant again.

Knock knock mother fucker!

Anonymous said...

I'm happy to see that some of our more liberal Peas did respond. When I posed the question in the OP (which has been updated), I really didn't want anyone to think that I was baiting or being snarky.
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Liar, liar, pants on fire.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3235693&pg=2

Anonymous said...

this thread is a clusterfuck of stupid. I guess when the Messiah is proven to be as incompetent and dirty as any other politician the libtards go on vacation.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3235844&pg=2

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3235856

The peas mothers can't win, they're either narcissistic or have low self esteem and of course damaged their children.

Love how all the peas who say they have low self esteem never let their kids see that in them.

Anonymous said...

Jesus Sharl, slow down. Let other people post stuff here once in awhile.

Anonymous said...

Ok, who the fuck is &*((**~~Amanda~~**&*!(, and what is her backstory?

Anonymous said...

Gas prices have risen in recent weeks because the refineries are switching over to their summer mix, like they do every.single.year. at this time. Nothing whatsoever to do with the Whitehouse, despite RW bleating.

The stupidity and hypocrisy here and at the pod is astounding.

Anonymous said...

149 Anonymous said... 149

this thread is a clusterfuck of stupid. I guess when the Messiah is proven to be as incompetent and dirty as any other politician the libtards go on vacation.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3235844&pg=2

May 14, 2013 at 3:38 PM

or go campaigning in Vegas.

and 153, you're not helping your cause.

Anonymous said...

Beyonce is pregnant again.

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Obummer's the baby daddy, obvs.

Some people say they were fucking on the Resolute Desk while watching BENGAHZI!!!!!!11! burn.

Worse than Watergate!!!11

Anonymous said...

155 your crazy libness is showing...

Anonymous said...

~Lauren~
Original Pea #1803

PeaNut 246,606
January 2006
Posts: 29,614
Layouts: 16
Loc: right here...even if some don't like it. ;)
Posted: 5/14/2013 7:15:19 PM
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I just got back from a cruise but am planning a get-away with my guy sometime in June. During the summer we'll probably do long weekends.



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WHAT?

Anonymous said...

Is "my guy" a euphemism for "my mother, because nobody else can stand me"?

Anonymous said...

Is "my guy" a euphemism for "my mother, because nobody else can stand me"?
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Maybe her son is out of prison and she took him on a cruise to celebrate.

Anonymous said...

Who poked Jill? She's back with her annoying pictures and stupid fucking stories!

Anonymous said...

Link 160?


Anonymous said...

Quelle surprise.

My fundie 'abstinence only, because Jeebus!' neighbors' teenaged daughter is knocked up.

Anonymous said...

My fundie 'abstinence only, because Jeebus!' neighbors' teenaged daughter is knocked up.
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The bible thumper family I knew had four kids. Each of them screwed just about anything that would hold still. The two older girls slept with the same guy. The son is 30 and has been married three times. The youngest daughter slept with her best friend's husband.

Current tally: four teenage, unwed pregnancies. The grandkids aren't old enough yet.

Anonymous said...

Looks like maddiesmum got banned and came back as Vasoline.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3235909


Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3235909

Somebody needs to tell Just Lazy that she CHOSE to take very early retirement; therefore, she CHOSE to not be able to take a vacation. And I feel sorry for her grandkids if she thinks visiting them in Oregon isn't a vacation. Bitch.

Anonymous said...

i'll play:

an old roommate from my college years just sent me a friend request on fb. her feed is full of jesus babble, punctuated with rants about moochers and takers and criminal minorities...

this is the same person who got fired repeatedly for not bothering to show up to work; who stole money and jewelry from me when we lived together; then stiffed me on rent and utilities when she moved out.

suck my dick, bitch. i know the *real* you. all that jesus frosting doesn't hide the shit cake underneath.


Anonymous said...

I'd friend her and then post on her wall asking if she is ready to pay you back for the rent and utilities she stiffed you on, and if she is ready to return the jewelry and money...since she found Jesus and all!

Anonymous said...

LMAO @ shit cake!!!

Anonymous said...

Or be totally passive-aggressive. Friend her and then post on her wall, asking about the jewelry you used to have when you lived together. Tell her that you know her Christian faith means she would never cover for someone, or some such crap.

Anonymous said...

Somebody needs to tell Just Lazy that she CHOSE to take very early retirement; therefore, she CHOSE to not be able to take a vacation.

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Personal responsibility is for other people.

Anonymous said...

160 - oh, get over it. It was cute. If you didn't hate her, you wouldn't have minded it. I'm all for smacking, but let's stick to things that are smack worthy.

Anonymous said...

heh, great suggestions!

however i don't need to do anything for revenge, I already have it: great long-term marriage, successful happy kids, financially secure, a great life.

her - divorced, alone, poor, ugly and old looking, fucked up kids, etc - not so much.

Anonymous said...

160 - oh, get over it. It was cute. If you didn't hate her, you wouldn't have minded it. I'm all for smacking, but let's stick to things that are smack worthy.

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Jill needs to be smacked..... HARD! Right on her big ass forehead!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3235909

Somebody needs to tell Just Lazy that she CHOSE to take very early retirement; therefore, she CHOSE to not be able to take a vacation. And I feel sorry for her grandkids if she thinks visiting them in Oregon isn't a vacation. Bitch.

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And Skybar. She's so "disabled" that she can't work and finds it necessary to mooch off the rest of us working taxpayers to support her while she sits around on her "disabled" ass Peaing and watching loony pastors on cable 24/7.

Sorry, I can't muster much sympathy over her lack of vacations, either.

Anonymous said...

Exactly. I know a few working people who can't afford a vacation. What makes Sky-sucking-off-the-gubmit-teat-Bar think she's entitled to one?

Anonymous said...

God told her she was entitled to a vacation. And we all know Skybarf has a direct link to god. She's the Chosen Child.

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Anonymous said...

Here's the perfect solution for Sky:

http://consumerist.com/2013/05/14/rich-families-hiring-tour-guides-with-disabilities-so-they-can-skip-long-lines-at-disney-world/

Anonymous said...

Two-thirds of the applications that were set aside for scrutiny were not from “tea party” or “patriot” groups. And almost 70% of the applications that were flagged really did raise concerns about an excessive amount of campaign activity, the report states.

Democratic groups were among those targeted for scrutiny as well. One of those groups, Emerge America, saw its tax-exempt status denied, forcing it to disclose its donors and pay some taxes. None of the Republican groups have said their applications were rejected.

Anonymous said...

And here’s the even more incredible thing: the Bush cabal didn’t just use the IRS for its political hackery – it mounted a full-scale government-wide assault on its enemies, marshaling disparate agencies in its smear efforts.

Bush’s use of the IRS was but one part of that larger assault. As my Salon colleague Alex Seitz-Wald notes today in greater detail, in 2005, Bush’s IRS began what became an extensive two-year investigation into a Pasadena church after an orator dared to speak out against President Bush’s Iraq War. Not coincidentally, the Los Angeles Times reports that the church targeted just so happened to be “one of Southern California’s largest and most liberal congregations.” That IRS church audit came a year after it launched a near-identical attack on the NAACP after the civil rights organization criticized various Bush administration policies.

That is not where the story ends, however. The Bush administration’s crusade against its enemies moved from the IRS into the Secret Service.

Under the Republican president, that law enforcement agency was repeatedly deployed to physically block suspected antiwar activists from attending public presidential events. As the San Francisco Chronicle reported, the scheme eventually targeted some peaceful antiwar activists for arrest for the alleged crime of “holding up small handwritten protest signs outside the designated zone” of free speech (yes, the Bush White House cemented the precedent that the right to dissent is no longer a fundamental right, but is instead only allowed in certain “free speech zones”). Ultimately, in a case dealing with a man who was arrested for simply telling Vice President Dick Cheney that his “policies on Iraq are disgusting,” the Republican-dominated Supreme Court upheld the Bush administration’s use of “retaliatory arrests” against the administration’s ideological critics.

Then, in 2010, we learned that Bush’s targeting operation was also operating inside the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Recounting findings from the Justice Department’s Inspector General, the Washington Post reported that “the FBI improperly investigated some left-leaning U.S. advocacy groups after the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks…citing cases in which agents put activists on terrorist watch lists even though they were planning nonviolent civil disobedience.”

A year later, we learned that along with the IRS, Secret Service and FBI, the Bush administration may have also been using the Central Intelligence Agency against its political enemies. As the New York Times reported, “A former Central Intelligence Agency officer who was a top counterterrorism official during the administration of President George W. Bush, said the White House at least twice asked intelligence officials to gather sensitive information” on prominent Iraq War critic Juan Cole. That story had an eerie similarity to the Bush administration’s effort to out CIA operative Valerie Plame as retribution for her husband’s criticism of that same war.

Unlike the noisy outrage that met today’s allegations of IRS misconduct under President Obama, these earlier – and well-documented – revelations of systemic IRS, Secret Service, FBI and CIA misconduct were met with a collective shrug of the shoulders in Washington. Sure, a few newspapers wrote about them, and a few Democratic lawmakers tried to raise questions about the Bush administration’s actions, but compared to today’s sound and fury over the IRS allegations, there was veritable silence. Indeed, as alluded to before, so little outrage was voiced about this kind of thing during the Bush years that a Fox News’ headline this week summarizing a Karl Rove interview blared: “What if IRS Under President Bush targeted liberal groups?” – as if that never actually happened…even though it most certainly did.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3235933

She's upset because the yearbook didn't print her precious snowflake's picture.

Anonymous said...

And Skybar. She's so "disabled" that she can't work and finds it necessary to mooch off the rest of us working taxpayers to support her while she sits around on her "disabled" ass Peaing and watching loony pastors on cable 24/7.

Sorry, I can't muster much sympathy over her lack of vacations, either.
May 14, 2013 at 9:03 PM

She's only going to get what she paid in. As you will when you need it.

She could be in a wheelchair from an accident, who knows. Who cares?

Anonymous said...

She's only going to get what she paid in. As you will when you need it.
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That isn't the way disability benefits work.

Anonymous said...

180 Anonymous said... 180
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3235933

She's upset because the yearbook didn't print her precious snowflake's picture.

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It's a little more than they just didn't print his picture.

Anonymous said...

"Fuck off Liz aka Beautiful Morning aka 133."

Can't be Liz. The post was at 8:30am. Liz/BeautifulMorning/Maddiesmum never has her lazy ass out of bed before noon. This SAHM (wink,wink) has posted maybe 3-4 times before noon in her entire history on the Peas and here and they were in the 10am-11am range. Figured it was due to "Juany" begging her to get up and do something more productive than knitting those godawful gaudy socks.

Anonymous said...

Stop posting stupid fucking shit from liberal blogs here krustina. No one but you has their nose so far up Obama's ass they still eat the whole Bush was worse excuse.

Anonymous said...

Bush who?

Anonymous said...

Did Cakediva win her contest? I'm sure votes were only 25% of the formula for winning ;-)

Here's to hoping parrots get a good home!

Anonymous said...

185, well, that can't be true, because I'm not Kristina and I still firmly believe Bush was WAY worse than Obama. @@

(In case it's unclear, 185, you must have shit for brains.)

Anonymous said...

Bush was way worse than Obama.

Anonymous said...

Not 188 and I'll throw 189 in there too. It doesn't fucking matter if Bush was worse. Someone else doing a shitty job doesn't excuse your own fuck ups. You might know that if you ever had a real job.

Anonymous said...

Now that the tax benefits have ceased, our deficit will lower according to CNN and MSNBC. You won't hear any Repubes talk about it because they just want to focus on their hate for Obama or any non-Repubes official.

Anonymous said...

Are you fucking stupid 191. Only when you've been racking up trillion dollar deficits does a $624 billion deficit from raising taxes make you cheer.

From the CBO:

There are a couple of big temporary factors behind the dramatic improvement since February. One is news that mortgage giants Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are making big dividend payments to the government this year. The government bailed them out and took them over during the housing crisis.


The second temporary factor is higher-than-expected tax payments from well-off taxpayers. Many sold stock and other assets late last year to avoid higher tax rates that took effect in January. Since the government's 2013 fiscal year began Oct. 1, the taxes paid on the income from those sales will help to reduce this year's deficit.



And if you doubt the last paragraph. I'm the one who had the insane tax bill a few weeks ago. We sold a ton of stock last year as the capital gains rate practically doubled for high income earners.

Anonymous said...

173 - Explain how her forehead is her fault. I don't get smacking someone's appearance that they can't do anything about.

Anonymous said...

Can't be Liz. The post was at 8:30am. Liz/BeautifulMorning/Maddiesmum never has her lazy ass out of bed before noon. This SAHM (wink,wink) has posted maybe 3-4 times before noon in her entire history on the Peas and here and they were in the 10am-11am range. Figured it was due to "Juany" begging her to get up and do something more productive than knitting those godawful gaudy socks.

You really need to stop stalking Liz, Lowrent. Your obsession with her is bordering on criminal. Get some professional help before you end up getting arrested.

Anonymous said...

185, well, that can't be true, because I'm not Kristina and I still firmly believe Bush was WAY worse than Obama. @@


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We are all going to find out how very wrong you are sooner than you think.


Anonymous said...

I don't know why reporters are comparing Obama to Nixon. He's much more like Reagan. Huh? That happened? I never knew that was going on? Huh? Really? No way?

Anonymous said...

182 Anonymous said... 182

She's only going to get what she paid in. As you will when you need it.
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That isn't the way disability benefits work.
May 15, 2013 at 4:46 AM

What planet are you from. That IS how SS works. LTD plans don't but SS does. Do YOU know if she has LTD on top of SS? I don't know if she does or not but I don't have my nose up her ass or care enough about her personal business.

That IS how SS works though...

Anonymous said...

Is "my guy" a euphemism for "my mother, because nobody else can stand me"?
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Maybe her son is out of prison and she took him on a cruise to celebrate.
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LOL X 2! I would love to see the guy who actually date her. Shudder.

Anonymous said...

(not smart) Enough is in a posting frenzy, here and at the bucket! Chasing "libs" all over the place with her butthurt. Awwwww!

Anonymous said...

I didn't see that. Are you stalking her, 199?
Link?

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3236020

Fullofcrappower not "bashing" Christians...sure she is. (note the jab about her boss) Fullofcrappower is just another liberal who cries and moans for tolerance but has no tolerance for others.

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