Monday, October 14, 2013

Space 10/14/13

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Anonymous said...

Big deal.

Anonymous said...

Woohoo!

Anonymous said...

Seriously Jane, what the deal with your lack of space?

Anonymous said...

The more posts the blogs gets the more $$ Jane Doe gets.

Anonymous said...

You do realize all those thieves that cleared the shelves at Walmart knowing they didn't have the funds on their cards to do it, are the same ones that will be clearing the shelves without any funds whatsoever when they shut down EBT for real.


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Are you insinuating riots???

Anonymous said...

Waiting for reflux to come in here and rant about how she demanded that her account be closed again.

Anonymous said...

As much as I can't tolerate seaweed and scroll past, those of you saying she is photobombing and adding pics to homecoming threads would be wrong. I believe she changed her "siggy".

Anonymous said...

I don't think seaweed is photobombing...that is (unfortunately) her new siggy picture. Might just turn the siggys off.

Anonymous said...

Oops...#7 wasn't there when I posted. Sorry for the double post.

Anonymous said...

187 Anonymous said... 187

You do realize all those thieves that cleared the shelves at Walmart knowing they didn't have the funds on their cards to do it, are the same ones that will be clearing the shelves without any funds whatsoever when they shut down EBT for real.
October 14, 2013 at 12:54 PM

Is this a question or a statement? It's really hard to follow you without punctuation (at the risk of sound like the grammar nazi). I need to know if I should bother responding.

Anonymous said...

*Se~Se* @SweetKisses_86 EBT is shut down world wide

2:56 PM - 12 Oct 2013
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WORLD WIDE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OH SHIT THAT'S FUNNY!!!!!

WORLD WIDE!!!

Anonymous said...

I need to know if I should bother responding.


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You should not respond.

Anonymous said...



I don't think seaweed is photobombing...that is (unfortunately) her new siggy picture. Might just turn the siggys off.
October 14, 2013 at 3:16 PM

Ah, a dumbass moment for me today. Thank you for explaining that to me :)

I hate it when peas like her ruin siggys for everyone else with their ginormous pictures. I think I'm going to have to turn them off-only so much desperate momma "brags" I can take.

Anonymous said...

Are you insinuating riots???

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Are you insinuating that when people can't eat they won't loot the stores?

Anonymous said...

It's really hard to follow you without punctuation (at the risk of sound like the grammar nazi).

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Do you have some kind of punctuation filter? Because that post certainly does have punctuation. Sorry you can't see it.

Anonymous said...

Are you insinuating that when people can't eat they won't loot the stores?

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No, I was trying to figure out the point of your post. Is that the point you were trying to make, that if food stamps shuts down, the recipients of food stamps will riot?

Anonymous said...

Looks like Slower Joe is back at the pod. The groupies will be flocking.
I predict his thread, to go to a at 10 pages.

Anonymous said...

Nah, most of his groupies don't post much anymore. He's skeevy, and it doesn't take a brainiac to pick up on it.

Anonymous said...

Wasn't chopped liver the president of his fan club??

Anonymous said...

And his two dollah whore!

Anonymous said...

Chopped Liver And Rhondito . . . I rest my case.

Anonymous said...

Teeny-peeny Joe probably heard that Chopped Liver was getting divorced so he's come back to try his luck.
She's always been so desperate for male attention, she'll probably fuck him this time (if she didn't previously)
Ewwww.... have to go and bleach my brain after that thought.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3256928&pg=2

LOL @Cary Ann calling out 2peafaithful's son for his computer reselling scam. Awesome!

Anonymous said...

I think she's talking about the Dell glitch that let you order a really expensive computer for like $400. Mrs T. tried to get in on that action, along with a bunch of other peas who had no problem using the coupon Dell gave everyone.

Anonymous said...

Joe is a no talent douche. He only came back to push his podcast/you tube channel. Yep, the peas will lap it up.

Anonymous said...

desertpea's gonna have a stroke. or go postal. whichever.

Anonymous said...

If there was a God, she'd get dropped in the middle of Somalia.

Anonymous said...

Joe is a no talent douche. He only came back to push his podcast/you tube channel. Yep, the peas will lap it up.

I had the exact same thoughts

Anonymous said...

12 Anonymous said... 12

I need to know if I should bother responding.


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You should not respond.
October 14, 2013 at 3:48 PM

So there was absolutely no direction there. Okay.

Anonymous said...

15 Anonymous said... 15

It's really hard to follow you without punctuation (at the risk of sound like the grammar nazi).

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Do you have some kind of punctuation filter? Because that post certainly does have punctuation. Sorry you can't see it.
October 14, 2013 at 4:53 PM

It's not a question then? In it's context it makes no sense.

"Sorry you can't see it." I'm sorry if you think you're witty.

Anonymous said...

http://www.clarionledger.com/article/20131013/NEWS/131013001/Walmart-customers-riot-when-unable-use-EBT-cards?nclick_check=1

They already did riot. Some of you just can't pay attention, can you?

Anonymous said...

People in 17 states found themselves unable to buy groceries with their food stamp debit-style cards Saturday after a routine check by vendor Xerox Corp. resulted in a system failure.

The mini riot, happened at the Walmart in Philadelphia, Miss. Shortly thereafter, managers decided to temporarily close the store.

Anonymous said...

If there's a choice for an OP to be angry or let something go, you can always count on Raindancer to tell her to be angry. That is one miserable bitch.

Anonymous said...

oiler Fan
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Posted: 10/14/2013 12:19:25 PM
Wow!
The worst part is people had to obviously share this with others for this to happen in such a short period of time.

I hope those people are penalized with future benefits for stealing like that!!!
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Yes and they used their Obamaphones.

Anonymous said...

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Posted: 10/14/2013 12:39:35 PM

since the cards work like credit cards, it should be easy to track who the thieves are and press charges/deduct their overages from their future benefit amounts.



I guess I don't understand the people that overused their EBT cards...won't it just show up that they have a negative balance now that the system is back up? The cards are linked to their account, right? So what did they think they were getting away with?

It should be easy to figure out who stole extra food...the hard question will be what should happen to them. I do think they should have to pay it back somehow, either from future allotments, or by community service.


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Let them work for the government while it's "shut down".

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

So there was absolutely no direction there. Okay.

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You did receive direction. It was a yes/no answer to the question of whether you should respond or not. The answer was no.

Anonymous said...

Without a question mark there is no question. Sorry sweety.

Anonymous said...

TREZmom
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Posted: 10/14/2013 2:28:35 PM
Wow, I'm very sad to see this story. I feel bad for Walmart who was apparently trying to do a good thing. OTOH, I agree, a limit should have been set to avoid this type of mess.

But this really surprises me:

For those that were curious this is the MAXIMUM monthly allotment of SNAP, it's based on family size:

1 $ 200.00
2 $ 367.00
3 $ 526.00
4 $ 668.00
5 $ 793.00
6 $ 952.00
7 $ 1,052.00
8 $ 1,202.00
9 $ 1,352.00
10 $ 1,502.00



We're a family of six and there's no way we spend $952 on groceries every month. We maintain a strict budget to keep our costs down. It doesn't sit right with me that someone on food stamps is "allowed" to spend so much more than us. But I'm sure mine is NOT a popular opinion.

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This is why Welfarians are FAT. I like the word Welfarians. They should have their own state too. Keep the riff raff contained.

Anonymous said...

38 Anonymous said... 38

So there was absolutely no direction there. Okay.

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You did receive direction. It was a yes/no answer to the question of whether you should respond or not. The answer was no.
October 15, 2013 at 9:04 AM

Yawn, are you still talking about yesterdays punctuation fail?

Anonymous said...

No 41, I was responding to 38.

Anonymous said...

Give it up 42. "Let.it.go"

Anonymous said...

blondiek237
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Posted: 10/14/2013 6:46:21 PM
Limit the time you can be on the system. Have the able bodied ones volunteer, there are a lot of things that have been stopped due to lack of money ie re shelving books at the library, picking up trash (of course the union would have to agree). Stop just throwing money at the problem it obviously isn't working. If you can work then you should have to do something to give back, there is no reason that a woman whose kids are in school all day cannot do so something for a few hours a week. And I agree that they will not go after the thieves for the money back.



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Yes, put them in our libraries!!!! Then they can fall down and get claims against whoever owns the library!!! GREAT IDEA.

Yes, that shit happens. Do I think everyone is out to scam? No. It happens though.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3214979

Old thread - Joe is clearly a liar and clearly knows there's a blog. He also clearly knows how to quote. No one forgets when the shit is laid out as always.

He's an ugly ass.

Anonymous said...

LOL @ Sarah linking a thread about conservatives written by the BIGGEST democrat in D.C. who coincidentally is married to the BIGGEST conservative republican there could possibly be.

He's a joke, I can't believe Mary Matalin would be married to him this long.

Anonymous said...

"It's not a question then? In it's context it makes no sense."



It really wasn't as difficult to grasp as you are making it.


Anonymous said...

It's not that hard to put a question mark (?) if it's a question. Seriously if you wrote that shit then you need to make it clear if you're writing a statement or a question.

English 101 Ma Dear.

Anonymous said...

The point is these people that took advantage of the "glitch" are the same people that will be smashing in windows and sweeping the stores of product when the EBT gets cut off permanently.


Anonymous said...

That was very clear.

Anonymous said...

I was Pea newbie and came in on the tail-end; but, is this the same Joe who along with a Pea named Emma or Emily got called out when their friendly online chatter got pretty graphic?

Anonymous said...

Oh oh Lostinspace is baaaaaaack!!

Anonymous said...

Give it up 42. "Let.it.go"

You asked, I answered. Perhaps *you* should let it go.

Anonymous said...

51: That is him. Someone posted their flirty facebook back and forth...pic of Emily in bra and panties she posted somewhere. And something about ferrets.

Anonymous said...

Emily was/is a skank. Which actually makes her perfect for skeevy Joe

Anonymous said...

53/Lima - please leave.

Anonymous said...

Shaking my head at some of the hobbies these guys have. She said he doesn't want to invest a lot of money and a lot of these guys have boats or play golf! Cha-ching! http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3256987&pg=1

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3257136

Birds of a feather and all that.

Anonymous said...

All hands up for those who think paigepea is a looneytoon ... who has a sit down dinner for 30???? Yup, I'd eat something at home first because there would be no guarantee of food there before midnight! http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3257109

Anonymous said...

PaigePea's menus always sound so dull and flavorless. Didn't she want to feed the children bagels with cream cheese at her DDs birthday party?

Anonymous said...

Oh oh Lostinspace is baaaaaaack!!
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She never left. She just keeps changing her name. The last one was justmebymyself.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/user_profile/584898/

Anonymous said...

61 is right. lostinspace never left. She might have a record for name changes until redux came along.

Some of lost's alters: grapeape (or something like that) momof1child, and about 50 others that I'm forgetting.

She is a serious mental case. And drunk + drug addict.

Anonymous said...

Don't you think that it's ironic that she's posting about this after the whole kid/vacation discussion here?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3257098

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3257114

The OP loves that someone at work is talking about her talking to the married man. Loves it! She thinks she's hot shit, you can tell by how she keeps describing herself. She is dying for someone to tell her the new guy wants her. LOL. She probably looks like Benem.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3257072

Surprise Surprise, the peas don't make rice Krispie treats.Of course they dont eat that crap. Yeah right. If they don't make them, it's because they are too lazy and just buy the boxed ones instead. Bunch of liars.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3257088

How the hell does she get through the day? She asks the dumbest questions. Who has to ask when to turn the heat on ? How the hell do the peas knows if her house is cold? Plus everyone has their own judgment of when something is too warm or too cold. She is so stupid.

Anonymous said...

Two pages and no one is pointing out that Slower Joe only posted to get traffic on his idiotic podcast? The peas are getting soft.

Anonymous said...

Okay. Who will admit that they fart during exercise classes? I do it & can't imagine that anybody HASN'T at least once. I mean come on. We're humans. Humans fart sometimes. I mean I'm not standing there letting them go the whole time but geez, sometimes the way you move it just happens.

How would you hold it in if you're really really working out?

Anonymous said...

How the hell does she get through the day? She asks the dumbest questions.
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I have no idea. Statistically, someone that stupid shouldn't have made it to adulthood.

Yes, yes she does.

I think that her and 2peafaithful are twins that were separated at birth.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes, I fart when I sneeze.

Anonymous said...

I think that her and 2peafaithful are twins that were separated at birth.
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And CoG is their aunt.

Anonymous said...

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In a statement, the ratings company said the ratings of all outstanding U.S. debt securities are also on negative watch.

Anonymous said...

All hands up for those who think paigepea is a looneytoon
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She's so weird that I have a hard time believing a doctor married her. She must have some great side benefits or something (ew).

Anonymous said...

There are some bi-polar doctors too.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3257153

Another fibro pea, someone should look into the correlation between being a pea and having fibro.

Anonymous said...

You know what they call a med student that graduates last in their class?

Doctor.

Anonymous said...

"The latest trend is for Republicans in state governments to try to keep you from using your own money to buy your own private insurance, if that insurance plan covers abortion."

chip.chip chip.

Anonymous said...

Another fibro pea, someone should look into the correlation between being a pea and having fibro.

WOW fibro pea, seriously. You should ask 3PEA how much pain she's in. Broken ribs and terminal cancer and she's not bitching and moaning about pain. She's looking for a comfortable bra and thinking about her next vacation. My heart goes out to her.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3257170

Anonymous said...

oops sorry it's 3Psoup not 3pea.

Anonymous said...

77 Anonymous said... 77

"The latest trend is for Republicans in state governments to try to keep you from using your own money to buy your own private insurance, if that insurance plan covers abortion."

chip.chip chip.
October 15, 2013 at 9:44 PM

Are you out of your ever lovin' mind?

Anonymous said...

I predict these threads/complaints from PaigePea after her dinner party.
Someone didn't compliment Paige about her contemporary home.
Some people were late.
Someone brought a hostess gift of food, which clashed with Paige's menu.
Someone left early.
Someone was texting.
Someone brought their kid.

Anonymous said...

If someone is honestly anguished by abortion *coughcoughmrstylercough* they should welcome contraception, since contraception reduces the number of unwanted pregnancies. But that never seems to be the case, strangely enough.

Anonymous said...

81 Anonymous said... 81

I predict these threads/complaints from PaigePea after her dinner party.
Someone didn't compliment Paige about her contemporary home.
Some people were late.
Someone brought a hostess gift of food, which clashed with Paige's menu.
Someone left early.
Someone was texting.
Someone brought their kid.

October 15, 2013 at 11:56 PM

or stole the light-up ice cubes.
or didn't pay their share!

oh wait, that's anna.

Anonymous said...

FFS Ella posted on 3Psoup's thread:
"I am so sorry and hope your discomfort (intense pain) can be eased. We are too young for this to happen"

WE?
It's not about you, you miserable old cow.
YOU don't have cancer and broken bones.

Anonymous said...

and that 84 definitely deserves a

.wow.just.wow.

Anonymous said...

Two pages and no one is pointing out that Slower Joe only posted to get traffic on his idiotic podcast? The peas are getting soft.


Too much ass kissing going on

Anonymous said...

84 Anonymous said... 84
FFS Ella posted on 3Psoup's thread:
"I am so sorry and hope your discomfort (intense pain) can be eased. We are too young for this to happen"

WE?
It's not about you, you miserable old cow.
YOU don't have cancer and broken bones.

October 16, 2013 at 3:24 AM

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Ellapea is like some sort of emotional vampire that feeds on others pain and suffering.

Anonymous said...

I totally agree, 87. I can't image knowing here in real life.

Anonymous said...

*her not here

Anonymous said...

Fibromyalgia is bullshit. I was diagnosed with it years ago and instead of pissing and moaning I started exercising regularly and POOF! No more fibro!

It's a diagnosis for out-of-shape and lazy women who love to complain.

Anonymous said...

^ wow you sure were lucky.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3257243

Stupid, immature and not the least bit funny.

Anonymous said...

I was diagnosed with Fibro a few years ago but eventually it was found out I had interstitial cystitis, which believe me is a REAL thing that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. I think Fibro is something they tell women who may or may not have something wrong but they don't really know what it is.

I do agree that there are women who complain of pain who are just lazy and probably out of shape. On the other hand, sometimes there really is something wrong and it takes awhile to find out what it is. However,I think a lot of the peas who cry Fribro and Depression are crying wolf.

Anonymous said...

I want to ask the blog bitches something...because I want a straight answer. :) I always read how awful and lazy the people on benefits are. Would you put my situation in the lazy category or other?

We have 2 kids, and when my youngest was 1, I was diagnosed with MS. I already had Degenerative Disc and some serious back issues. I worked full time until I couldn't (my youngest was 2) Last year my husband had to go to the hospital, where he was admitted for 2 weeks. He was diagnosed with Schizophrenia. We own a business, and he works full time most of the time. His illness ramps up occasionally and he has to take a week or so off to come back to normal. I am back to working part time, and do the books, etc. for the business.

With all of this, we were having trouble keeping up. I ended up taking some help. Medicaid for the kids, food assistance, and energy assistance.

I feel so bad that I had to do it. I tried everything else, but I just couldn't make it. Am I the same as the lazy, entitled people?

Lay it on me, I can take it. :)

Anonymous said...

94-shut up, moron. No one fucking cares and why do you need validation from a bunch of online bitches anyway. Grow up and get some self esteem.

Anonymous said...

94 not unless you have a smartphone, cable and get your nails done ;))

Anonymous said...

I would love to smack the shit out of maddiesmum and kristina. And I mean literally smack.

Anonymous said...

94 - I guess you already know that you are more entitled to your benefits than many others. Why would I validate that for you? You should go refute the crap some of the others on 2Peas come out with rather than post it here where many will agree with you and some will slam you.

If waht you say is true, you are obviously in need of the system as it should work.

Anonymous said...

96, don't forget about the closet full of Coach bags.

Anonymous said...

And the internet access!!!!111!!!

Anonymous said...

The peas are shocked at bullying behavior by teens? Based on the bullying behavior at the pod, is it any wonder that grown women can raise children to be bullys?

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3257253

Anonymous said...

I would love to smack the shit out of maddiesmum and kristina. And I mean literally smack.
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I know. I don't know what it is in particular that annoys me about those two. I've started doing a member search in advance just to see which threads Kristina is posting on so I can avoid those threads--such a blowhard. I have to confess to checking maddiesmum's posts from time-to-time. She's such an addle-brained, doofus. She fails so miserably trying to make her diatribes sound passably intelligent, she's laughable. And, the emoticon over-kill---what's the story there? She'd be pitiable were she not so mean-spirited. Maddiesmum is the Pea's answer to Honey Boo Boo.

Anonymous said...

97 Anonymous said... 97
I would love to smack the shit out of maddiesmum and kristina. And I mean literally smack.
October 16, 2013 at 12:23 PM

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Add redux to that list also.

Anonymous said...

New avatar...ugly fucking gingers!

Anonymous said...

New avatar...ugly fucking gingers!

WHO?

Anonymous said...

It's a diagnosis for out-of-shape and lazy women who love to complain.
October 16, 2013 at 7:52 AM

Winner, winner chicken dinner!! Of course for the fibros, it would be KFC extra crispy ;)

Anonymous said...

Oh Lauren (aka 102/3)! Why are you so obsessed with maddiesmum and kristina? You must feel so threatened by them! They both make you look like the jackass you are all the time.

Anonymous said...

Right 107 because only Lauren is annoyed by those peas.

Anonymous said...

That's right, 107. Now go ahead and post "I'm not Lauren and they annoy me, too." I'm sure we'll all believe you.

Anonymous said...

I find Kristina pretty easy to ignore. maddiesmum is just a stupid troll. She's annoying, but it's easy to scroll by all those overused emoticons. It's a waste of time to bother with her posts or complaining about them. She gets off on the attention.

Anonymous said...

I barely see Maddiesmum post at the bukkit. You must be obsessed with her. She has like 600 or so posts in just under a year.

Anonymous said...

I was diagnosed with fibro back in the early 90's. I never believed I had it. I believed I had something else that just wasn't being diagnosed.
I lost weight, I exercised, I did pain management clinics, I became physically fit.
I still hurt.
I worked full time. I went to school. I had my kids. I was a working parent. I exercised, I stayed at a fit weight. I still hurt.
I was unemployed. I still hurt.
I still don't believe fibro exists. I still think there is something else causing the pain. 20 years later I still hurt. I live life.

Anonymous said...

New avatar...ugly fucking gingers!

Frenchie

Anonymous said...

Ah maddiesmum you never fail to disappoint. And believe it or not, you annoy more than just Lauren. You're just a hateful bitch.

Anonymous said...

New avatar...ugly fucking gingers!

Frenchie

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Nope try again.

Anonymous said...

She has like 600 or so posts in just under a year.
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That's JUST under the name maddiesmum. She has to hold the record for bans and reincarnations----LizandJuan and multiple variations on that name+drunkagain+beautiful morning, etc., etc., etc. But her alters are so obvious someone always outs her within a handful of posts. She's like a whirling dervish. She starts out slow and then spins out of control. Real wackadoo. I like the Honey Boo Boo comparison. Maddie Boo Boo, anyone?

Anonymous said...

At least MM only has one ID at a time unlike Lowrent who has several going and uses them to agree with herself and to make it look like she has friends. Who's more pathetic?

Anonymous said...

And that is just speculation on your part. Lauren says bitchy things under her own name so she doesn't need an alter. Not to mention I don't think she really gives a rat's ass if people agree with her or like her. You just want to put her down any way you can. And I wouldn't doubt that old hag maddiesmum has more than one ID....redux comes to mind.

Anonymous said...

Who's more pathetic?
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Why, I believe that would be you, Liz.

Honey Boo Boo is cute; but, I think I'll stick with The Lizard. Something about a cold-blooded reptile that just screams "Liz".

Anonymous said...

I think both of you (Lauren and Maddiesmum) are assholes and should shut the fuck up already!

Anonymous said...

Was the ginger comment directed at mrs t?

Anonymous said...

I'd love to see a picture of maddiesmum. She wants to tell everyone how hideous they are but I can't imagine what kind of monster she must be.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3257335

I'm sorry but your kid hits when frustrated, sometimes main streaming just isn't the answer.

Anonymous said...

Good grief, the thread with one twin is invited, the other is not, is a perfect example of entitled kids, who grow up to be entitled young adults who can't function in life.

I don't get the coddling of the un-invited twin. He wasn't invited, life isn't fair, get over it. Instead, the mom goes overboard with "that is not fair", and the un-ivited twin now has to have a special sleepover or night out, to make up for it. WTF?

Anonymous said...

Personal responsibility and learning life lessons are for other people and their children. Not the peas.

Anonymous said...

As requested, a photo of The Lizard:

http://lizandjuanny.blogspot.com/2006/05/hi-yall-im-still-alive-and-kicking.html

Anonymous said...

aHHHHHHHH my EYES!!! Warn a bitch.

Anonymous said...

Liz needs to get her hair died that straw blonde color that everything thinks looks okay... busypea, can you help her out?

Anonymous said...

126 Anonymous said... 126

As requested, a photo of The Lizard:

http://lizandjuanny.blogspot.com/2006/05/hi-yall-im-still-alive-and-kicking.html


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THAT is the stupid bitch (maddiesmum) that is calling OTHER people ugly? WOW what nerve!


Anonymous said...

Here's her facebook pic. She doesn't look ugly to me.

https://www.facebook.com/lizandjuan

Anonymous said...

You have no room to criticize anyone on their looks maddiesmum.
No room.
None.

Anonymous said...

Love, love, love the party hat! BTW the dog in the photo was her dog Maddie---see what I mean about what an easy time people have outing her new alters. Obvious as hell that one.

Anonymous said...

http://lizandjuan.livejournal.com/

Scroll to the bottom. You'll see she's also the crazy cat lady. Isn't she also the one that wished death to a pea?

Anonymous said...

http://lizandjuan.livejournal.com/
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Very odd. Went through and read some of her entries. The photos she has posted of her big-ass house doesn't look anything like the cracker box house Virginia property records have listed for her and Juan. Guess she's as good in making up homes as she is making up identities.

Anonymous said...

You're a stalker 134. I get making fun of the way she looks but what you're doing is very bad. Why are you so obsessed with her?

Anonymous said...

LOL @ 135. I'm not 134 btw.

Your post is hilarious though 135. Reading a blog does not a stalker make. Can you comprehend that? S@@H

Anonymous said...

That really is fucked up, #134. I've never been so obsessed with someone on a message board that I looked up info like that. You need some help. Holy shite!

Anonymous said...

You keep telling yourself that. 134. Looking up somone's address is not just reading a blog. We know who you are. Noone on two peas is as preoccupied with MM as you are.

Anonymous said...

Limapea/Redux/ whateva is busy pissing off the crew at The Smack Center blog today. WTH is wrong with this chick? She isn't happy unless she's arguing with someone!

Anonymous said...

That really is fucked up, #134. I've never been so obsessed with someone on a message board that I looked up info like that. You need some help. Holy shite!
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You're on the Smack blog delivering a "holier than thou" lecture? Give me a break! The Lizard has spewed her entire life story on a variety of blogs. Every time I think she couldn't possibly have another blog, someone on the Smack posts a new one I haven't seen. And, yes, I plan on perusing the latest one posted here and get yet another giggle at her expense. I think it's a hoot when a Pea or Smacker exposes a troll's bullshit.

Anonymous said...

Keep telling yourself that, stalker. Make excuses for your behavior. Reading and posting on a smack blog is very different from taking time out of your day to investigate someone you only know through a message board. You're psychotic and the reason why we have stalking laws now. Enjoy yourself but remember that there must be something missing in your life to be so preoccupied with someone else's.

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure what's to laugh at from her blog. She loves her family and her pets and seems like a nice person. I'm not convinced that Liz is this maddiesmum.

Anonymous said...

For a supposed Republican, maureen sure kisses a lot of democratic ass.

Anonymous said...

She mentioned "boozy posting on the internet" in her blog. It's her.

Anonymous said...

"We know who you are. Noone on two peas is as preoccupied with MM as you are."


I don't think I've been paying attention. Who is so preoccupied with her?

Anonymous said...

Boozy posting on the internet? That's Lowrent, not MM.

Anonymous said...

So you're saying mm is not Liz?

Anonymous said...

quote: I don't get the coddling of the un-invited twin. He wasn't invited, life isn't fair, get over it. Instead, the mom goes overboard with "that is not fair", and the un-ivited twin now has to have a special sleepover or night out, to make up for it. WTF?
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I think the sting is more about the fact that not long before this the uninvited twin invited this boy to a fun day of laser tag etc. Then after being treated to a full day of fun he turns around and doesn't invite the twin who included him but rather the other twin. I mean it would really sting. I know if I had a friend over for a sleep over, took them to the movies, arcade etc and then they invited my sister somewhere but not me I would be hurt. Human nature.

Liz R (aka lizandjuan) said...

It's lovely to see that Lauren is stalking me again. She does it on the knitting site Ravelry and I guess she's been googling me today and found my old blog and my facebook page. I hope the time you spend trying to find stuff out about me helps to distract you from your miserable and lonely life, Lauren. I can't imagine caring enough about someone on a message board to put that much effort into stalking them.

I have a wonderful husband, amazing children and pets I love more than anything and neither of my kids have ever been to jail and/or had an illegitimate child they don't take care of. Feel free to read my old blog; if I
hadn't wanted the stuff I wrote out there I would never have put it on the internet.

Enjoy Lauren and take it easy on the booze tonight. I know you always drink more when you're jealous. Say hi to Enough, Oilbrat and Desertpea for me!

Anonymous said...

Talk about delusional Liz...that would be you.

Liz R (aka lizandjuan) said...

Hi Lauren!

Anonymous said...

It sounds like you're more hung up on Lauren. I doubt she did all that poking around. You're a lunatic to think that way.

Nice blogs though (from NOT Lauren lol)

Anonymous said...

Talk about delusional Liz...that would be you.
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So true. Her rabid insistence that anyone who dares question her bizarre posts must be Lauren or a Lauren alter is just her inability to accept the fact that A LOT OF PEOPLE find her dimwitted and malicious and aren't afraid to challenge her senseless blather.

Anonymous said...

And we're ALL Lauren. hahahaahhaahahahahahaahahhaaha

Anonymous said...

I am Lauren.

Anonymous said...

Liz, you constantly denigrate people and then seem astonished when people return the favor. Are you really that dense?

Anonymous said...

I am Lauren.
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The hell you are!!! I AM LAUREN!!!

Anonymous said...

And I am Lauren.


Anonymous said...

And I am Lauren.


Anonymous said...

Well, hells bells! I thought I was. I'm so confused!!!

Anonymous said...

152Anonymous said... 152 It sounds like you're more hung up on Lauren. I doubt she did all that poking around. You're a lunatic to think that way.

Nice blogs though (from NOT Lauren lol)


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Lauren would poke around and get as much info on someone she hates.

Anonymous said...

I highly doubt that. I believe someone WANTS Lauren to stalk them. What a sad way to be.

Anonymous said...

Lauren would poke around and get as much info on someone she hates.
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What "info"? Liz is a housebound hypochondriac who downs her meds with wine then turns around and calls Lauren a "boozer". Liz is entertaining, not interesting. Her blogs provide comic relief, nothing more.

Anonymous said...

are you fucking kidding me lizard? The hemroid on my ass is better looking than you are. You are hideous inside and out.

Anonymous said...

"hemroid"????????????? BWHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

I can't believe that fugly dog is throwing out insults about the way other people look. Lizard, everyone thinks you're an idiot. Everyone rolls their eyes when you post. No one respects you. If you can't hide what a jackass you are behind the anonymity of the internet and can't reel it in after having multiple peanames that could have given you a fresh start each time to be a decent member of the community, I can assure you that people who know you in real life barely tolerate you. I feel bad for your husband and children. And yes, go ahead and call me Lauren. Your adolescent, obsessed little brain can't seem to comprehend that more than one person on God's green earth thinks you're a loser who needs serious help.

Anonymous said...

more than one person on God's green earth thinks you're a loser who needs serious help

Absolutely.

Anonymous said...

not surprised that the lizard loves Halloween. No costume costs. Going as a miserable bitch again this year?

Anonymous said...

Lizard, everyone thinks you're an idiot.

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No actually they don't.
I'm not Lauren or Liz, but I do think it's Lauren that is the crazy obsessive one out of these two.
I totally believe she's pathetic enough to stalk someone.
I never got into whatever it was Lauren and Liz were fighting about, but on other threads, I thought Liz was OK.
I also never saw anyone attack Liz at the pod with such voracity except for Lauren and her fat fuck sidekicks Typhus and Lynloon.
Those 3 are the only ones obsessed with Liz. I don't think anyone else thinks about her too much.

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ragging on beanbuddymom for asking the same question a year ago.

so what.

get a life "comeonalready"

Anonymous said...

I thought Liz was OK.

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If Liz is maddiesmum, you are full of shit. Nothing Madddiesmum posts is "ok". Everything she posts is full of venom and hatred or designed to fuel that agenda.

Anonymous said...

Go to bed, Lauren. You can restart your Liz hatred in the morning. Night night psycho!

Anonymous said...

When I click on Liz R (aka LizandJuan)'s profile name in posts 149 & 151, why does it take me to Lauren's website? http://www.laurenscohenlaw.com/

Anonymous said...

and calls Lauren a "boozer".

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Lauren IS a boozer. Duh!

Out of the two, Lauren is the worse one. That's my opinion.

Anonymous said...

The letter L brought to you today by the Losers, Lizandjuan, Lauren and Limapea.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3257417

So the best I can figure, the purpose of this thread is to let everybody at the pod know that you have not one, not two, but three guest bedrooms. Because, really, white bedroom furniture is not so out there that you have to ask a board full of women if it is an okay choice.

Anonymous said...

Out of the two, Lauren is the worse one. That's my opinion.
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Lauren's boozing is just speculation on The Lizard's part. Liz actually documents her wine and med intake on her blogs. Is there an ailment/disease/injury she's had that HASN'T required schedule 2 meds?

Anonymous said...

176 Anonymous said... 176
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3257417

So the best I can figure, the purpose of this thread is to let everybody at the pod know that you have not one, not two, but three guest bedrooms. Because, really, white bedroom furniture is not so out there that you have to ask a board full of women if it is an okay choice.

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I agree there was really no point in mentioning the other two guest rooms.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3257401

Ewww. FreeTurd goes commando all the time? While I don't mind going commando at home in PJs, I cannot bring myself to go out in public without underwear. That was one piece of info I did not want to know.

Anonymous said...

I agree she posted about her 3 guest rooms to get a reaction. Like it's supposed to be impressive. LOL. I will have 3 guest rooms when my 2 kids move out in a couple of years. Now I have one. Big deal. Lots of people will have "guest rooms" when their children get older and move out.

Anonymous said...

Freebird is nasty. I can't imagine not wearing underwear with certain things like jeans or at the gym or during my cycle. Although I doubt she goes to the gym or wears workout pants. I also can't believe some of them only have 10 pair of underwear.

Anonymous said...

We've moved on from the Liz talk, Lauren. Please do the same. It's boring and we get it: you hate her. Or is it jealousy?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3257399

The OP is insane. People who are obsessed and live their lives through Facebook are insane. I will never understand it.

Anonymous said...

" Or is it jealousy?"

Jealousy? Of Liz OR Lauren? You're delusional.

Anonymous said...

I just read through the first two years of Liz's blog and I think it's great. She loves her family and it shows. Where's all this drinking and medicine taking that Lauren's talking about? I too think that Lauren's just jealous of Liz.

Anonymous said...

because Lizard made it that way 173. Or maybe the L's are all the same person? Stranger things have happened.

Anonymous said...

175 Anonymous said... 175

The letter L brought to you today by the Losers, Lizandjuan, Lauren and Limapea.
October 18, 2013 at 5:58 AM

lucy

Anonymous said...

and lurkers

Anonymous said...

Lesbian. The only real L word.

Anonymous said...

Fuck me running ... give up the Lauren and Liz shit!

I come here for some Pea smack!

Anabella, as usual is an idiot ... who hasn't heard of the name Declan? http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3257498


All I can say is I'm happy that no one is asking me to vote for their snowflake in some kind of online contest right now!

Anonymous said...

Did you catch on the costume thread Annabella said that in middle school she went as a prostitute? Who lets their middle school daughter go to a Halloween party as a prostitute?

Anonymous said...

I always remember it because she has such a sweet smile.
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Of all the things I could say about TravelAgent, that isn't one of them. Her profile photo looks to me like she's constipated.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3257547

Anonymous said...

"Who lets their middle school daughter go to a Halloween party as a prostitute?"

Not me but there are also a lot of Peas who are OK with letting their snowflakes dress up in almost politically incorrect costumes so I wouldn't be surprised to see one show up at my door.

I think Anabella was an adult when she wore that costume - which makes it even worse!

Anonymous said...

Who lets their middle school daughter go to a Halloween party as a prostitute?
October 18, 2013 at 12:47 PM

Her mom probably didn't realize it was a "costume." It probably looked like a normal, everyday outfit for AB.

Anonymous said...

193 Anonymous said... 193
"Who lets their middle school daughter go to a Halloween party as a prostitute?"

Not me but there are also a lot of Peas who are OK with letting their snowflakes dress up in almost politically incorrect costumes so I wouldn't be surprised to see one show up at my door.

I think Anabella was an adult when she wore that costume - which makes it even worse!

October 18, 2013 at 1:14 PM

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Two years ago I took my son to the skating rink for a Halloween party there was a black kid dressed as a convict, who let's their kid black or white wear a convict costume?

And it wasn't one of the old black and white striped prisoner garb but an orange jumpsuit with a name tag full of numbers and the big CONVICT patch on the back.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3257582

I'm having déjà vu..........

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3135407

Anonymous said...

^^^^^
196 is re: American Girl doll box threads.

Anonymous said...

I love how Yubon always posts threads asking for advice and can never be bothered to thank anyone for taking the time to tell her how to arrange her fucking trips. I know a lot of peas are guilty of this, but she's one of the biggest offenders. Sometimes I wonder if she just likes showing everyone how wealthy she is by giving us her itineraries.

Anonymous said...

Yubon is a douche

Anonymous said...

I feel bad that her husband split, mostly on behalf of her kid. But seriously, she's such a viper on the boards. I can't imagine coming home to that wonderful attitude everyday.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3257560


A thread about iPods and Ellapea somehow makes it about her physical ailments.

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