Sunday, September 22, 2013

Space 9/22/13

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Anonymous said...

First? Oh, who cares. This blog is dead anyway.

Anonymous said...

The blog is dead b/c the nsbr is dead

Anonymous said...

That deb whisker pea sounds like a lunatic on her grocery store PVM thread. Proud of herself for going "batshit crazy" and "shouting" but then changes her story to "calm and composed" when people didn't agree that acting like a nut is always a good way to defend someone.

Anonymous said...

Dwisker is pals with squeals. Totally not surprising that she's a grade-A twunty bitch

Anonymous said...

She's probably lying anyway. I really can't see anybody, much less a pea, doing that.

Anonymous said...

But I CAN see a pea being the one who would make the comments that she claimed the old man made.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I could see deb's good buddy squeals making the dirt and English comments. Totally.

Anonymous said...

Exactly, 6 and 7.

the grim reaper said...

9 shovels of dirt in the grave of 2peassmack.blogspot.com. How the mighty have fallen. RIP bitches.

Anonymous said...

9 smokes crack.

Anonymous said...

http://amys-baking-company.myshopify.com/collections/all

holy shit, they think they can sell that crap? who would - nm, don't answer that...

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3253926

Geez Leanne, potatoes AND stuffing? No wonder she had to have fat surgery.

Anonymous said...

Free~Bird
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now

PeaNut 104,551
September 2003
Posts: 10,666
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Loc: Missouri
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What if all these preppers and doomsday people are on the right track and we have to do without power due to a grid failure or solar flare? Then there are the snowstorms and hurricanes that shut things down. Kids need to know how to find information from "traditional" sources around them. Do this assignment without the internet - people sending stuff from other areas.
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If the end of the world comes, I'm pretty sure newspapers are going to be low on the priority list.

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Wow, an even dumber answer to a dumb answer.

Anonymous said...

1 Anonymous said... 1

First? Oh, who cares. This blog is dead anyway.
September 22, 2013 at 8:44 AM

I believe you may be on to something...

Anonymous said...

"One of the most frequent drains on my time is family or casual friends" ScrapsontheRocks

I can't believe she feels family is a drain on her time. That is crazy selfish.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3253998

Anonymous said...

Family and friends take away from her peaing and shopping time, 15. Priorities here! @@

Anonymous said...

15-have you ever known lawyers to be anything but crazy selfish and heartless?

Anonymous said...

I think she meant family and casual friends are always asking for free legal advice. She could have phrased it better. I thought lawyers were good with words.



Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3254013

I wonder how many peas are going to say fibro.

Anonymous said...

. I thought lawyers were good with words.
^L'Urine alone blows that theory out of the water^

Anonymous said...

bfy

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3254019

Pea kids all graduate first in their class at competitive high schools, blah blah blah...or they're "on the spectrum." Aren't there any average pea kids? @@

Anonymous said...

(I did not have that experience even though I went to the same college as dh. As it happens, my high school actually was incredibly rigorous not just in terms of workload, but intellectual/academic rigor. In some ways, high school was harder than my college classes. I was accustomed to the work load and the expectations, so my transition was pretty smooth. At our first class reunion, those of us who went to college all had similar experiences. So a big thank you to those teachers!) Mallie

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Seriously rolling my eyes at this. Of course your high school was sooo hard that college was easy for you.

From 22s thread.

Anonymous said...

bunch of dumb bored cunts..

Anonymous said...

Is that directed towards us or the peas? It could go either way 24.

Anonymous said...

I'm relatively new to the board and came across this blog and I have to say that the amount of 'snark' on 2peas is disgusting. The women are generally all fat and feel as though eating a lean cuisine can cure them of their stupidity and earn them a pat on their fat back as if they accomplished something. Their idiots kids are going to be like them and we'll have 2 solid generations of nitwits who should be sterilized!

Anonymous said...

25.. the twopeas people, not the blog. I hate those chickens

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3254030

This thread is so freakin' gag-worthy. Of course the peas only listen to the most talented musicians ever, they could never lower themselves to annything else!

Anonymous said...

Psh. The peas probably all listen to Miley Cyrus.

Anonymous said...

Another fibro hater, 19? Since you doubt the existence of it, I will wish it upon you and those you care about. Then we will see how non-existent it is.

The medical community is behind the whole fake disease too, right?

Anonymous said...

No, the majority of the medical community uses the fibro diagnosis as a catch-all for crazy, middle-aged, overweight hypochondriac. And then they prescribe the drug dujour to shut the old harpy up.

Anonymous said...

I'm so scared 30 just wished an imaginary disease on me!!! Oh know what will become of me? I might get disability pay and get to sit around the house. Score for me.

You know karma might bite you in the ass for pulling such a dick move and wishing bad on people, even if it is a made up bullshit diagnosis.

Anonymous said...

It's too bad that the medical and pharmaceutical community is more interested in making quick, easy $$ off lazy, old white women than in getting them some much-needed psychological help.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3253974

The OP's friend didn't have children and never worked full-time? What the hell did she do all day? Her husband wanted her to do nothing and she went along with it?

Anonymous said...

^It's an odd story, for sure^

Something just seems off.

Anonymous said...

#33 you really should take some time and educate yourself. Your comments and sweeping generalizations really show your prejudice and ignorance.

Anonymous said...

I dunno 35, he could be some jealous control freak. Bird in a cage.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3253823

At a certain age women shouldn't be sporting serious cleavage. I'm looking at you CheleOh.

Anonymous said...

33 Anonymous said... 33

It's too bad that the medical and pharmaceutical community is more interested in making quick, easy $$ off lazy, old white women than in getting them some much-needed psychological help.
September 23, 2013 at 4:39 PM

Yes, because Morgan Freeman is a lazy white woman with psychological problems...


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Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3254097

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She could have posted this story without reposting all over again.

Anonymous said...

Question about Oliquig. Is she raising a siblings child or something? She always refers to her niece in a way that sounds like she lives with her. I haven't noticed her refer to a sibling though. Is it just her raising her niece?

Anonymous said...

She could have posted this story without reposting all over again.
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Huh? How do you post without reposting? Are you passed about the pictures she added or what is your issue?

Anonymous said...

I'm not 40 but yeah I'm tired of hearing about her wedding also. Did it really need yet another thread?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3254069

Another pea with a child that is to smart to go to school.

Anonymous said...

@ 40 & 45 if you don't want to hear about Staphs wedding again then don't read about it.

@ Liz, as trolls go, you really do suck. "239784176 times" Clever - no. Suck - yes

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3254128

Considering the quality of her photography work, I would have thought she did it for free because no one would pay for such crappy work.

Anonymous said...

Staph had a tacky wedding and she's gotta brag about it.

She looks horrible in that dress with that huge tacky tattoo. Her hair looks horrible too. At least her sons looked handsome.

Anonymous said...

Steph had the wedding that she wanted. She married a guy she loves and I highly doubt if she gives a shit about what anyone else thinks. I say more power to her. And I would bet her marriage lasts and we won't be reading about it one the bucket one day like so many peas whose marriages are ending. Why can't you just be happy for Steph, whether or not it is your taste. I don't see her criticizing anyone else and their choice of wedding plans. And that, in my book, make her classier than the likes of you.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3254140

Mrs. "In the Clutches of Satan" has another kid with problems. I think I know what the real issue is.

Anonymous said...

OK so did you catch this little gem in 49s thread:

"DD is also Mensa level gifted and symptoms for that are very similar to BP."

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I find that hard to believe. She's what all of 7 or 8 but is Mensa gifted.

Anonymous said...

48 it's not a matter of being happy for Steph it's the fact that I don't give a shit, haven't given a shit since she started posted repeatedly about the marriage and think that it's not a big deal. People get married every day. She needs to shut up about it already.

Anonymous said...

A Baltimore-area police chief is reviewing the arrest of a man who rose at a town hall-style meeting to challenge the national Common Core standards and wound up in an angry confrontation with an off-duty police officer.

Robert Small, 46, showed up at the public forum Thursday night in Towson, but when he began asking questions about Common Core, the police officer, who was providing security at the meeting, shut him down.

“My question is how does lowering educational standards prepare kids for ... college, because that’s what it’s all about?” Small asked in a scene caught on videotape.

But audience members had been told to submit their questions first in writing, and when Small went off script, the police officer moved in. He was forcibly dragged out of the room, while exhorting the crowd to join his cause.

The forum was held by the Maryland State Department of Education to explain the new K-12 standards, backed by the federal government and adopted by 45 states. While Common Core is not itself a curriculum, but a standard evaluated through a national test, new textbooks and lesson plans are tailored toward it. As it is being implemented, objections have grown.

Small, who was charged with disturbing school operations and second degree assault, declined to comment on Monday. His wife said the family has hired a lawyer and would not address the case on the attorney’s advice. Each charge carries a $2,500 fine, but Small faces up to 10 years in prison if convicted of assaulting an officer.

Anonymous said...

Like someone else said, just don't open the thread about her wedding.

Anonymous said...



OK so did you catch this little gem in 49s thread:

"DD is also Mensa level gifted and symptoms for that are very similar to BP."

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I find that hard to believe. She's what all of 7 or 8 but is Mensa gifted.
September 24, 2013 at 6:33 AM
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This is the typical MO for that OP. She mentions her daughter's "giftedness" every time she posts about her.

It doesn't take a genius to see the real issue in that family is the mom. It's hard to feel sorry for the idiot who married her, but I do feel bad for the poor kids. They have absolutely zero chance of any normalcy in life with that crazed, jeebus freak of a mother.

Anonymous said...

53, I was just going to say the same thing. Maybe someone asked her to talk about the wedding planner incident. In fact, there was just a thread about someone unhappy with how long it is taking her planner to respond to her. I think Steph posted to that regarding her situation and then started a new thread to keep from overtaking that op.

Try to develop a bit more of a live and let live philosophy. You will be a lot less irritated in life. Steph knows she is different than most of the peas in her taste. I truly applaud anyone that is confident and secure enough to live life as they see fit, especially since she tries to bring happiness to others along the way. I also admire her dedication to her family. She is a no bullshit person. We need more of those in life.

Steph wouldn't find me to be her taste either since I'm pretty conservative. I will admit some of my conservative behavior is from not wanting attention. But I'm savvy enough to appreciate what I am lacking when I see it in others. Bravo, Steph for living your life as you see fit! Others need not click on her posts. If only all irritants of life were so easily avoided.

Anonymous said...

Give me a fucking break. Gifted doesn't fucking present as bipolar. That's the most asinine thing I've ever heard. BTW "mensa level gifted" is just an iq cutoff of 130. It wouldn't be unusual for a 7 or 8 year old to have an IQ test, so age isn't really a factor. 6 million people in the US will have an IQ of at least 130. They're not all fucking crazy.

Anonymous said...

*Quote* "the symptoms of being so intelligent is rage"
Meaning: Smart kid who is a spoiled rotten brat, that likely throws a full blown tantrum if she doesn't get her way.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3254193

Why even bother with the apple slices if you're just going to dip them in caramel?

Anonymous said...

Give me a fucking break. Gifted doesn't fucking present as bipolar.
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Worth repeating.

The mom is a whack job. The kid sounds like a spoiled, obstinate brat, and now the litttle brother is following in the DD's footsteps. And why shouldn't he? It has worked for the sister, and what other way is he going to get some attention?

Anonymous said...

A study shows parents are more comfortable telling friends their child is on the spectrum or has other learning disability than to say they are gifted

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Well aren't you fucking special mom2carkar, you do BOTH.

Fucking idiot.

Anonymous said...

Steph is just another attention whore like so many others. Her husband is probably some loser and I wouldn't be surprised if they divorce ten years from now, just like everyone else.

Her wedding was nothing special, just as tacky and cheap as she is.

Anonymous said...

Steph brings happiness to the world one dildo at a time!

Anonymous said...

I'm a hater, but I can't hate steph. She's happy, supporting herself and married a guy who looks OK. I'd rather see her brand of honesty than the horse shit some other peas post on the bucket.

Anonymous said...

ITA 63.

Anonymous said...

I can't hate on Steph either. I don't think she likes me personally (I have said things to her before on the bucket many times and she NEVER responds... that's fine. I'm a conservative so maybe that's why), but she's never done anything to make me irritated. I like that she's opinionated without being a pushy bitch about it. She seems like a really kind and genuine person. She's comfortable in the body that she has which makes her really beautiful IMO. I think if we were around each other, we'd actually be good friends.

Anonymous said...



A study shows parents are more comfortable telling friends their child is on the spectrum or has other learning disability than to say they are gifted

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Well aren't you fucking special mom2carkar, you do BOTH.

Fucking idiot.

September 24, 2013 at 11:43 AM

Yep, she's a special kind of stupid---and cunty.

Put that kid in a different home, and I'll bet the majority of the problems would disappear.

Anonymous said...

##63, #64, and #65. I feel the same way as you all do. And #55 too. I'm conservative and wouldn't be a lot of fun for her to go out drinking or whatever because I'm not into that, but I make a fantastic loyal friend to people I deem honest, forthright, and funny. Maybe you and I should be friends, #65!

Anonymous said...

63 Anonymous said... 63

I'm a hater, but I can't hate steph. She's happy, supporting herself and married a guy who looks OK. I'd rather see her brand of honesty than the horse shit some other peas post on the bucket.
September 24, 2013 at 11:53 AM

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Fine but she should still just stfu about her wedding already.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3254213

Teachers should be calling students drama queen, but instead of bitching at the school about it how about telling your ds to calm down and not over react to things.

Anonymous said...

Not surprised that the peas all rushed in to condemn the drama queen designation before obtaining more facts.

I'll bet that nut didn't fall far from the tree. . . .

Anonymous said...

Hey, 68, all you needed to know to scroll past was right there in the thread title. If you are as intelligent as you seem to think you are, it's not a challenge.

Anonymous said...

Steph fan club showed up.... Prolly after using the dildos they bought from her.

Anonymous said...

I just don't get the steph hate.

There are so many smack worthy peas and someone goes all psycho about steph...strange

Anonymous said...

No one here is psycho about Steph. She is not that important or newsworthy.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3254234

Once again M in Carolina manages to bring her health issues into a thread that has nothing to do with health issues.

Either she is fucked physically or she is a total hypochondriac.

Anonymous said...

As a side note there is a nice little hand slap fest between kikinichole and burning feather in 75's thread.

Anonymous said...

Her son isn't smiling in any of the photos, but she only mentions her daughter.

I think she's projecting whatever issues she is having with her daughter - because I see a kid who looks a tad self-conscious not a kid with a bad attitude.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3254257

Anonymous said...

The photos are ok, but I sure hope they are not professional photos. The arrangements are horrible. I really hope these were just a friend with a camera...

Anonymous said...

Maybe she got Freebird to do them.

Anonymous said...

Did the op even notice the boy in the photo has almost the exact same expression as the girl and she doesn't mention his attitude at all.

Love dark angels suggestion to have a bra fitting and then a re take.

Anonymous said...

Free~Bird
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now

PeaNut 104,551
September 2003
Posts: 10,693
Layouts: 3
Loc: Missouri


Posted: 9/24/2013 10:24:03 PM

Just something I noticed be for doing them again I would go have a bra fitting for both you and her


About the time I forget the dumbshit stuff that comes out of your mouth, Dorkangle, you pipe right up to remind me. Let's see a photo of your chest.

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Hi Freebird, nice of you to call her by her blog name.

Anonymous said...

Yep, free turd reads here. Gotta love it when peas out themselves.

Anonymous said...

As long as you post your gaudy American flag wedding dress with your tits hanging out Free Birdbrain.

What a sloppily dressed looking family picture. Dad couldn't find anything else to wear besides that white Hanes shirt?

Anonymous said...

Steph is on #teamLauren #teamwhitetrash #teamRomney

Anonymous said...

I've seen dorkangle called that there by blot hitches before

Anonymous said...

**blot hitches. Didn't proof

Anonymous said...

Haha autocorrect

Anonymous said...

Next time link it 85 lol :P


Signed,

Blot Hitch lol :P

Anonymous said...

That's funny 87!! :)

Anonymous said...

I've seen dorkangle called that there by blot hitches before
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I call bullshit. No you haven't.
It's only used over here and freebird is the only one who has done it.
Good try at covering your tracks though FB, even though we're not buying it.

Anonymous said...

I think the girl probably has more brains than her dumbass mother. Hey we don't have enough money for Christmas presents and also spend a night in a flea bag motel for a wedding, but let's pretend we're some big happy family with a photo shoot with the loser my mom is shacking up with. He's too poor to buy a bicycle, but smile sweetie! I'd be telling mom to go fuck her self, before getting involved in that bullshit

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3254315

KikiNicoles son is a very nice looking young man.

Now that's out of the way.....

Seriously. Yet another Mom-with-a-camera (her neighbor) pretending to be a pro.

1st picture - His left eye is out of focus.
2nd - wow. Waaay too titled. And camera tilt for a guy? Just no.no.no.
3 - Best of the bunch
4 - That sky is way blown out.

He's a good looking kid. He deserves better pictures. Hope the rest are a whole lot better.

Anonymous said...

Flimflam has three businesses and no employees? Can't be too successful. I love how she blames the govt instead of her idiotic self for their lack of success. She's a fucking asshole.

Anonymous said...

Ha 91. I forgot the OP was the one trying to figure out how to buy her boyfriend a used bicycle for Xmas.

Anonymous said...

I like #3, rest look like crap.

Anonymous said...

Freebird was out as a blog bitch ages ago. Simething about some big ugly piece of jewelry her husband bought her at a flea market or something. I forget what it was, I just remember her screeching and howling on the blog about how noooo, she wasn't caught it are not freebird it are someone else. Eh whatevs.

Anonymous said...

Freebird is such a cunt. A whitetrash low IQ cunt.

Anonymous said...

Those photos suck. Glad she put her watermark all over them so I know who NOT to use.

Anonymous said...

I agree with 97. Freebirdbrain is a bit on the cunty side.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3254315

KikiNicoles son is a very nice looking young man.
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This is open for interpretation. He looks just like his droopy eyed, droopy assed mother. I think Kik's parents were Basset hounds.

Anonymous said...

Wait, so that is not the kids father in those pictures? It's her live-in? I'd be pissed to have to take "family" pics with a boyfriend! I haven't paid attention to her posts. I do think the 13 year old should not be showing cleavage though. Yeah, I'm old. Her shirt just looks too ill fitting. And the mom looks like a squirrel holding cheeks of nuts in a few shots herself.

Anonymous said...

Are some of those kid his or are they all hers?

Anonymous said...

I don't like the boy's Justin B hair all brushed forward. Kid needs a haircut with even feathering. Looks like a home cut to me.

Anonymous said...

I thought the white shirts on dad and one daughter showed bio relations and mom with blue shirt is bio mom to blue shirt kids. Way to blend a family...by seperating them on family picture day

What is the history with darkangel?? They DO need a bra fitting....it caught my eye before I read the comment...although it would help if they had better posture...

Anonymous said...

Oh FFS, I sure as shit hope the girl with the white shirt isn't his daughter. That is fucking tacky! "Family" picture with each side color coded. FFS indeed.

It's a shit load of kids, so probably some of them belong to him.

Anonymous said...

Here you go 101. Her sob story about not being able to buy a bicycle for her SO if she goes to a family wedding:

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3253228#31329353

Anonymous said...

Thanks, #106. I'll go read it. I do want to say one thing in defence regarding the "used" bike she is trying to buy. Bikes can be super costly depending on the type. I have a mountain bike that was expensive. Even the street wheels I bought to trade out and ride it locally were $600 just for the set of wheels.

My ex had a road bike that was titanium and was around $5,000 so a used bike could still be pretty pricey for a woman with five kids to buy for.

I just have to give her that much. Ok, off to read.

Anonymous said...

So Henry Button reads this blog....

Anonymous said...

108-how do you know that?

Anonymous said...

Dorkangel needs to skip the bra fitting and have her tubes tied.

Anonymous said...

I agree bikes can be pricey. But if a night in a motel is going to keep her from buying the bike, she sure as shit isn't buying a $5,000 bike.

If I've got 5 kids (or 4 assuming the poster above is right about color coded shirts), I don't need a fucking loser that has to borrow a bike to go out riding with his friends. I'm a materialistic bitch that way. I don't mind paying my own way or for my kids, I don't need a fucking dead beat with his hand out too.

Anonymous said...

it's never been a secret that freeturd is a blog bitch.

Anonymous said...

I guess I should have read before defending the pricey used bike if she figured the wedding trip was going to be $250 all told. The bike can't be worth crap.

Anonymous said...

Some woman have their priorities fucked up. Money's tight. I get that. But why the fucking dog and pony show of getting a bunch of pictures made of the pretend family. That shit's expensive. Get your fucking life in order and stop wasting money on a bunch of stupid shit.

Anonymous said...

Please tell me dark angel won't homeschool baby m. She has two kids right? She tells the girl's name, why use an initial for the boy? Unless that is his whole name so she can spell it right, given her supposed issue.

Anonymous said...

Is the guy a father to any of them? I agree, I wouldn't want some freeloader with his hand out either.

I own my own home, I raised my kid alone. I'm not any dudes retirement plan. You would be surprised how many guys that live in a crappy apartment that ask me out when they find out I own my house. At their age, they better have something to show for their work other than an apartment and near empty bank account. By 60, I expect much more. Show me the money!

Anonymous said...

I've no clue 116 or his, hers, theirs. I'm not freeloader, but I'm too damn old for a fucking deadbeat. Show me the money too!

Anonymous said...

You are on to something there 115, she can't spell his name because she probably can't remember how she spelled it in the hospital and she's too lazy to keep checking the birth certificate.

Anonymous said...

I believe the older boy and girl belong to the OP and the three younger girls belong to her SO.

And I don't understand smacking the OP over made-up shit like which kid belongs to which parent.

And no I am not the OP.

Anonymous said...

Well if you're right 119, I'll smack the stupid cunt for bitching about the smirk on her step daughter's face - oh wait. They're not even fucking married, so her pretend step-daughter's face. If the cunt my dad was fucking wanted me to show up for a family picture, you can sure as hell bet the least of her worries would be my smirk.

Anonymous said...

93 Anonymous said... 93

Flimflam has three businesses and no employees? Can't be too successful. I love how she blames the govt instead of her idiotic self for their lack of success. She's a fucking asshole.
September 25, 2013 at 8:57 AM

Link?

Anonymous said...

Lol, 120 ... No, I think the smirking girl and the boy do belong to the OP. unless I have it all wrong.

Anonymous said...

121 it's on the socialism thread.

Anonymous said...

The three youngest kids are cute and they look good in all the photos. Keep them and photoshop out everyone else. Problem solved.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3254356


She will find ANYTHING to bitch about. Truly.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/user_profile/242768/


What the fuckin' fuck is that? lol Had, just HAD, to click the profile after seeing this wreck of an avatar on the kid-photo-bomb thread. LMAO WTFnF

Anonymous said...

Looks like a rabbit she's holding...

Anonymous said...

it's a rabbit, asshole.

Anonymous said...

That's what I said, 128. No need to call me an asshole.

Best Regards,

127

Anonymous said...

I was posting to 126 and her fuckity fuck fuck post but thanks for playing

Anonymous said...

Look at you and your scary swearing. So brave.

Anonymous said...

I am 129 and I did not post 131.

Anonymous said...

130 Anonymous said... 130

I was posting to 126 and her fuckity fuck fuck post but thanks for playing
September 25, 2013 at 5:10 PM

Well well, I'm 126 and I say fuck fuck fuckety fuck you. LOL

I don't give a shit what she is fucking holding. She needs a fucking SHIRT.


<3 for 127

Anonymous said...

A New York mall and nearby school were placed on lockdown Wednesday afternoon after two people were shot, including one fatally, inside a store near the mall, authorities said.

Police are searching for the gunman they say is "armed and dangerous" who is believed to have fled the scene in a white SUV. Police have named Sang Ho Kim as a person of interest in the shooting. Police say the shooting does not appear to be random and likely isolated.

Anonymous said...

if you don't give a shit what the fuckin' fuck that is why did you ask? Are you on the fuckin' spectrum or something "LOL"

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3254130

First of all, it's "worst nightmare," not "worse nightmare," you fucking idiot.

Secondly, your son was fine. That is NOT every parent's worse nightmare.

CADoodlebug is an idiot of epic proportions.

Anonymous said...

135 Anonymous said... 135

if you don't give a shit what the fuckin' fuck that is why did you ask? Are you on the fuckin' spectrum or something "LOL"
September 25, 2013 at 6:50 PM

You truly can not read, can you? The question was NOT asking about the animal it was asking about the content...period. As in "what the fuck is that shit? put a fucking shirt on". Got it now moran?

Anonymous said...

I thought the same thing 136 but she's one of those " American Idiot Tube Lovers ". No real intelligence.

Anonymous said...

I can't even respond to the fucking thread. It's insulting to all the parents who actually had their worst nightmare. Insensitive cunt.

Anonymous said...

I hear you 139. My BFF lost her adult son. I'm sure the OP was really scared when she heard her son scratched his arm. But not exactly the same.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3254410

"I also personally cant stand Starbucks and wish they'd just go out of business already. I'm a coffee lover and there is a locally owned coffee shop here that has the exact same stuff Starbucks has, plus several other yummy drinks, they are less expensive, and they have morals that I can get behind. "

Amanda dislikes Starbucks morals. Ummm, isn't she the one who got herself knocked up without being married or even engaged to the guy, while she had 2 young kids at home? And she's worried about Starbuck's morals??? I just need to keep her on ignore. She makes my head spin.

Anonymous said...

What's wrong with Starbuck's morals? What am I missing? I see nothing on the news.

Anonymous said...

maddiesmum
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If I treat employees badly to make that money, then in the free market, those employees are free to leave for greener pastures
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Therein lies the crux of Lynlam. She wants to treat her (imaginary) employees badly and that tells you exactly what kind of a terrible person she is. I can't remember if you call yourself christian, Lynlam, but if you do you should be deeply, deeply ashamed. You must despise yourself so much that you take it out on everyone around you. Certainly everyone here at 2peas has been witness to your hatred. No wonder you want guns; I wouldn't be surprised if you've shot someone in anger already. You and George Zimmerman should be buddies; you've very much the same. Actually, I think you're meaner and stupider, if that's possible.

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Way to TRY to twist what someone writes. No I'm not Lynn but go ahead and claim I am if that's all you got.

You sound like such an idiot, btw.

Anonymous said...

You sound like such an idiot, btw.
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It's The Lizard. Would you expect anything else? "I think you're meaner and stupider"? Her characteristic middle school jargon. She is totally backward intellectually, socially and emotionally. If she were likeable, it would be sad.

Anonymous said...

I was just glad not to see dumbass Lima on the thread.

Anonymous said...

I just read this and cried as well!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3254455

Anonymous said...

LOS ANGELES – Samuel L. Jackson has some words of wisdom for President Obama when it comes to his deliberate dropping of “g’s” off the ends of words to seemingly sound like Joe Average.

“First of all, we know it ain’t because of his blackness, so I say stop trying to ‘relate.’ Be a leader. Be f**king presidential,” Jackson told Playboy magazine. “Look, I grew up in a society where I could say ‘It ain’t’ or ‘What it be’ to my friends. But when I’m out presenting myself to the world as me, who graduated from college, who had family what cared about me, who has a well-read background, I f**king conjugate.”

The 64-year-old actor, who stars this fall in the highly-anticipated remake of “Oldboy,” is also known in social media circles as the “grammar police.”

“On Twitter someone will write, ‘Your an idiot,’ and I’ll go, ‘No, you’re an idiot,’ and all my Twitterphiles will go, ‘Hey, Sam Jackson, he’s the grammar police.’ I’ll take that,” he continued. “Somebody needs to be. I mean, we have newscasters who don’t even know how to conjugate verbs, something Walter Cronkite and Edward R. Murrow never had problems with. How the f**k did we become a society where mediocrity is acceptable.”

Anonymous said...

146-how fucking stupid. Dragonslayer for a 5th grader? No wonder kids are whiny little entitled pissy faced turds these days.

Anonymous said...

Oh fuck me sideways with a banana, Limapea is back
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3254245

Anonymous said...

Limapea was never gone.

Anonymous said...

She had shut her fucking trap though.

Anonymous said...

No she hadn't, you just didn't know who or where she was.

Anonymous said...

Oh FFS shut the fuck up Theresa,, you can't hide your brand of crazy.

Anonymous said...

Apparently I can.

Anonymous said...

You know when the village idiot is your biggest fan that you're doing something wrong. Liz's crush is illuminating.

Anonymous said...

152 Anonymous said... 152

No she hadn't, you just didn't know who or where she was.
September 26, 2013 at 12:06 PM

Yeah because claiming she's from Cali is going to help hide the crazy that is Lima...

Anonymous said...

Limapea is just the flip side of L'Urine's brand of crazy.

You're both miserable twunts and you pollute every place you go

Anonymous said...

From the nsbr thread titled, "Anyone planning on watching MJFox's new show tonight?"

love to digi commented "We have it set to record. I love MJF and I have a sister that has Parkinsons"

My thoughts were:
1. Really? You decide what to watch on tv based on what diseases your family has?

2. I enjoyed watching Michael J. Fox when I was younger too, but its fricking uncomfortable watching him twitch and spaz all over. To be completely honest I can't get past it in order to enjoy what the show is supposed to be about. All I can see is the discomfort and awkwardness. I feel bad for him and just want to tell him to please go take it easy and relax. I feel guilty about this and I wonder how many other people feel the same.

Anonymous said...

1...yes, when my dad had ALS, I was more interested in documentaries about ALS. I was interested in learning more. I don't know a thing about the MJF show, haven't even heard of it actually, but I imagine its kind of the same...she might just learn something that will help her sister.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3254257&pg=4

Totally called that one yesterday...she admits it was not a professional photographer, but a free amateur.

Anonymous said...

Carey Ann is getting it here, kinda surprised cause I like Carey Ann but I guess some dont like her

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3254257&pg=4

Anonymous said...

Burning vag seems to have some weird grudge w/Carey Ann

Prob b/c. CA. Frequently calls out cunty behavior. And burning vag is one of the cuntiest peas around

Anonymous said...

Yeah, you don't get more cunty that bitch. All hail the Majikal Beouf!! She needs to go blow her punkin' headed retard husband. Verne...who the fuck names a kid Verne?

Anonymous said...

160 Anonymous said... 160

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3254257&pg=4

Totally called that one yesterday...she admits it was not a professional photographer, but a free amateur.
September 26, 2013 at 1:51 PM

Here's your cookie...

Anonymous said...

Jesus fucking Christ #158, do you believe in karma? Maybe we should just shoot people as soon as they are diagnosed with a degenerative disease so that you don't have to see them & be uncomfortable? Maybe MJF doesn't want to hide away, maybe it's good for him to keep doing what he was doing prior to Parkinsons. Maybe it's good for people to see that he is still living.

Just wait until someday when someone you love or worse yet YOU have something awful. You're going to think back to that comment & realize what a complete ass you sound like.

Anonymous said...

Here's some great news! I got a diagnosis yesterday from my Dr. yep - myalgia (not fibromyalgia??? don't even know what to say to that?? - whatever)

And today my husband wants to divorce LOL

I love my life :) :) :)

Anonymous said...

can anyone tell me what the deal with sammel was? why did she change her pea name?

Anonymous said...

#166 are you being sarcastic orare your comments about being diagnosed and divorcing true?

Anonymous said...

true 168 very true

Anonymous said...

don't hate on 158. She just posted what a lot of us are thinking. I watch a comedy to laugh not to pity.

Anonymous said...

I hope MJF is working because he wants to and because he has to because of medical bills.

Anonymous said...

You'd think MJF was smart enough to invest his money so he would never have to work again.

Anonymous said...

#166/169 I'm sorry about your dh and divorce then. Are you ok with it? Did you see it coming? You will be ok. It takes time, even if the divorce was your own idea. I'm assuming you were not deliriously happy in the marriage, yes? At least you will now be free to pursue your idea of a perfect life, whether that is free and by yourself or finding a true and better partner. Are there small children? That makes things harder, but still doable. Luck to you.

Also, I could only find myalgia listed as muscle pain, varried causes. Fibro has no apparent cause and covers more than muscle pain. Do you know the source?

Anonymous said...

Thanks 173. Totally blindsided. It doesn't bother me, I'm an adult and I'll be fine. I was just awakened by a cramp that curled my toes under and twisted my leg up completely. THAT is what I deal with, it hurts like a bitch. I got it worked out. Again, I'll be fine. I don't know what is causing it. "Myalgia and Myositis" (I can only find polymyositis - I assume that's it). Oh well, I might as well be happy though - I have to be.

Anonymous said...

#165 - duh that's why I posted anonymously. I'm thinking it but I would never SAY it outloud. I know my thoughts are not PC.

BTW - I actually do have a degenerative disease but thankfully it is not one that has obvious physical symptoms like the shaking and spasms of Parkinsons.

Anonymous said...

It took reflux less than 10 posts before she turned blithering incoherent idiot. Surprising - NOT.

Anonymous said...

I would rather read a troll's jibberish then the stuff she tries to pass of as coherent.

Anonymous said...

#174, I'm sorry. I was blindsided by mine too, but as time went on, I realized there were signs, but I didn't think they were to the divorce degree yet. Nevertheless, I made it and so will you. We are stronger than we think we are, and something like this lets us bring forth the hidden strength w we have.

My observations are that women fair better emotionally because we get it out, talk with family and friends, and we deal with reality. Men, at least most, bury it and it keeps popping up on them for years and years. My ex called me blubbering and remorseful about fifteen years later! I had moved on, and he was still carrying it.

He told me he dreams about me frequently. I guess you can control your thoughts while awake, but the man was tortured in his sleep for years. He even asked if we could rekindle! Uh, no.

I looked up your myositis too and didn't learn much, just muscle inflammation. I do know that leg/toe cramps can be from lack of potassium and not enough water. Maybe try eating a banana daily and increasing water intake?

You sound very together and strong. I hope you find the source of the painful cramps soon. I don't think myalgia and myositis are a diagnosis, but a description of what is going on and they don't yet know the cause. Frustrating, I'm sure! Again, luck to you.

Anonymous said...

#174 again. I read on the Mayo site:

You may be at higher risk of muscle cramps if you have diabetes, or nerve, liver or thyroid disorders.

They also referred to an autoimmune problem. Assume they ran full blood panels?

Anonymous said...

Why can't you whiny, divorcing hypochondriac peas discuss that shit at the bukkit?

Or FFS, go visit a shrink

Anonymous said...

180, Fuck you. Maybe she is taking about it here so she maintains privacy. If you don't want to read it, scroll past.

Anonymous said...

180, what a cunt. She obviously isn't looking for a pea pity party. Don't blame her. Maybe you need that shrink visit to get to the source of your hatred. Not enough cuddles from Mummy, perhaps? Poor little ducky, you.

Anonymous said...

limapea2 is now posting as " redux " isn't she just so clever.

Anonymous said...

Thanks 178 yes they did blood work. I had checked out the mayo site too. Who knows if they'll find why but life goes on and I'll be fine. :) Thanks for the well wishes.

180 kiss my ass! lol I know there are bitches who are nice when needed and that is why I posted it here.

Life is good - I'm not letting a man affect me or a few leg cramps - I got shit to do LOL

Anonymous said...

#178 here again. Good for you! Your positive attitude will go a long way in life. More people should try to develop it. I'm looking at you, #180.

I didn't mean to make you a target here. I guess I should have known there were blog bitches that can't even offer a fellow female a quick few minutes of support. Eh, fuck 'em. Not worth your time. As you say, you've got shit to do!

Anonymous said...

I made myself a target. I knew it wouldn't be all peaches lol. It's okay and I don't blame you at all for someones rudeness. I knew/know it's not the place to bring it but why not.

We thrive on this stuff here LOL I might as well be the butt of the karma jokes. :) Thanks again!

Anonymous said...

group therapy for old hags

Anonymous said...

It can't be said enough: Lynlam is a complete loon.

Anonymous said...

I just want to smack that kid that Lynlam has as her avatar.

Anonymous said...

lol, 189. I know what you mean. I see Alan Rickman now, and a chill runs down my spine.

Anonymous said...

Imagine that shrieking, insane harpy as your boss? Her hair-trigger? Her bottomless well of rage? Everything is *ALWAYS* someone else's fault??

Yikes.

Anonymous said...

187 Anonymous said... 187

group therapy for old hags
September 27, 2013 at 5:05 PM

Yeah we'll be here for you too when you need it.

Anonymous said...

http://twopeassmack.blogspot.com/2012/03/space_11.html?showComment=1331629627565#c3157394143509368094

This was me a year and a half ago. Now I'm "the divorce lady" (What the hell else do I call myself here? Haha!)

He's still ill - what a fucking idiot. Maybe it's part of his illness, IDFK.

Anonymous said...

Damn - I need someone to talk to. It's late. Anyone know of a site (other than the bucket to talk about this shit?)

Anonymous said...

I'm up, 194. What do you want to talk about?

Anonymous said...

193, are you the person from up thread posting about dh wanting a divorce and leg cramps or are you a different person? I'm thrown by the divorce lady comment. Lots of divorced women on here I'm sure. I'm one.

Anonymous said...

Yes same person.

195 thanks - I wanted to talk about this divorce mess but I'm over it lol. No one wants to hear this crap here anyway. I need to go get some sleep.

Anonymous said...

Any time you want to talk, post and I'll talk with you. If others don't like it, too bad. It can be a weird and scary time one day and no big deal the next. I think sharing helps one get through it. I went through my rough spot, but it gets better. I'm so much happier now.

Elannah said...

I got divorced several years ago. My ex said he would do anything it took to get the kids away from me. I got full custody he got supervised visitation. It is a stressful time in your life. Talk to us when you feel comfortable. Lots of us have been through it.

Elannah said...

Sorry you got to see my identity. I meant to do it anonymously.

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