Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Space 9/4/13

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Anonymous said...

Nice to have new space.

Anonymous said...

http://karalynnmtyler.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

Jane, in response to your question at the end of the last thread, so many comments, did something happen at the bukkit?

Nah, not at the bukkit, it happened here.... that crazy troll limapea won't shut up and she has to last-word everyone. @@

Anonymous said...

For your information, 3, I happen to love Jane and want to make her some pennies. This is a civic duty I take very seriously. Limapea

Anonymous said...

for someone who supposedly just stumbled on the bucket and this blog Lymphus sure seems to know years of history on both. She is not a newbie and if she says she is she is a liar.

Anonymous said...

5 - You know, this is really starting to actually get on my fucking nerves. I am NOT an old pea. Why does everyone have this fucking idea that I'm some old pea from another time, another country, another dimension? What years of history? I don't know any history except for all the past posts I've read. I don't know anyone at Two Peas except for the ones I've tangled with, who stick out in my mind. You people really need to get another obsession. Anyone with an IQ over 15 could tell that Mrs. T, this Lauren chick and a few others are dumber than a pile of dog shit by just reading the first 4 words they write. How does that make me an old pea? I'd rather argue about mustard. Limapea

Anonymous said...

whoever made up "Lymphus" is an idiot. Yes you are, Lowrent.

Anonymous said...

I love the name Lymphus. I also like Limamullet.

I agree with you #5. She's not worth responding to. Just like any troll - ignore them and move along.

Anonymous said...

Limapea, just curious. What made you come to 2p's in the first place?

Anonymous said...

9 - I went back to scrapbooking after a 15 year break. Things were much different in the scrapbook world when I started again so I went on the internet to check out online companies. It's not such a big mystery. Then I found smack sites. I wanted to read about which companies were shit, which were good. I had no idea most of it was just a giant playpen with 4 year olds smacking each other.

Anonymous said...

If you think that, why do you keep returning then?

Reason I asked you originally is because if it was for scrapbooking, you have never once posted in the general scrapbookin' forum. I would think that someone who is interested in scrapbooking, would have at least posted a few times in that forum. Scrapbooking has changed a lot in 15 years. Heck, it's changed a lot in 10 years since I last sb.

Anonymous said...

I didn't come here so I could squabble with the kiddies. Some empty-headed big mouth wrote that I was full of shit or something to that effect. That's why I started posting here - why else? I was responding. I do post on other scrapbook forums, I just happen to not have posted on 2Peas. Who cares?

Anonymous said...

You are full of shit and you do keep coming back to squabble.

You are worse than banana lady.

Anonymous said...

Yes, I do keep coming back to squabble. I'm not sure if I'm better or worse than banana lady. We've never met. She may be thinner, I may be smarter. I don't know who's better or worse.

Anonymous said...

Lymphus is PERFECT. I truly never thought anyone could top Typhus for rabid dog obsessive responding, but Lymphus makes Typhus look sane. And we can't forget the inability to admit when you're wrong.

Anonymous said...

Smackers, search no further. Lymphus diagnosis has been completed:

Bomphiologia

Description: Bomphiologia is bombastic, bragging speech.

Diagnostic Examples:

"I am, quite simply, the greatest and most accomplished narrator you will find in the Northern Hemisphere (I have no interest in the South)."

"You, sir! Come hither. Now look at this sorry chap. Does he not, in his common garb, tell you how inferior his classes are and how superior we are?"

"I earn a great deal more than you, you know. No, don't ask me how much, because I don't talk about it. But let's just say I bought another Ferrarri last week. It's the new model, of course."

Discussion: Sometimes people have more money or power than sense and it goes to their head, but in a way that can be either irritating or vaguely comic. The bombast is a person who sits in the middle of their own world. They love nothing more than an attentive and admiring audience whilst they spout about anything that takes their interest or confirms their superiority, talking loudly and at length.

Anonymous said...

16 - Wow! You really know a lot! You don't have lymphus, do you?

Anonymous said...

Lymphus is going down in flames on the Syria thread. I love how she threw in "I have about 10 million times the knowledge in history and economics than you do" and proceeded to go right to cuckoo mode. That she has now resorted to using the word fucking is icing on the cake. What was it you were blathering about all weekend and the use of fucking...

Bwhahahahah

Anonymous said...

Bwhahahaha - Allow mother to patiently explain again. The ACTUAL word fucking is not offensive, it's how you use it. People who rely on giving commands such as Fucking Shut Up, Fuck You, Fuck This are NOT making a point. You can USE the fuck word while attacking someone's BEHAVIOR. Merely using it as a command is useless. Attack behavior - yes. Attack personal appearance - no. Use fuck for it's own sake - useless. Use fuck as a tool to make a point - yes. Mother knows you're tired and just had lunch so your tummy is full. Come back and read this after your nap and it will make more sense.

Anonymous said...

Limapea - The Wannabe Queen of FUCK

Anonymous said...

Shut the fuck up lymphus, you've been exposed as the idiot you are. Go see if you can find another bullshit liberal arts degree in a box of cracker jacks.

Anonymous said...

No one ever talks about me on here guess I am a boring pea.

Anonymous said...

Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! (Is it working yet?) Did I shut up? Just an experiment.

Anonymous said...

22 - Just write something incredibly stupid, useless and inane like the others do here and you'll fit right in.

Anonymous said...

Lima you must be fucking exhausting in real life. Are you ever wrong, ever admit that you might not know something or look in a mirror and see yourself for what you really are?

Anonymous said...

No one writes about me either. I'm happy to not be a fucking lunatic.

Anonymous said...

25 - Oh don't be ridiculous. Of course I'm wrong about things. Once I almost put the wrong gas in the car. And then there was that time that I accidentally drove into the wrong driveway when taking my daughter to the orthodontist. You're just being crazy. I always look in the mirror and see myself for what I really am. I tried buying one of those funhouse mirrors that make you look thinner, but I couldn't find a cheap one.

Anonymous said...

24 Anonymous said... 24

22 - Just write something incredibly stupid, useless and inane like the others do here and you'll fit right in.
September 5, 2013 at 10:12 AM

You could also flip your lim..err I mean lid. That will surely get you mentioned here.

Anonymous said...

Lympus is Gods gift to smack. Her 2peas meltdowns really should be in the "Epic Posts and Hairflips" section. fuckity fuck fuck!

Anonymous said...

I knew I was God's gift! I knew it! I knew it! I mean, at first I thought it was just me being crazy when God told me I was a Special Gift, but now that you've confirmed it (and you aren't even necessarily a friend of mine) it's got to be true!

Anonymous said...

29 Anonymous said... 29

Lympus is Gods gift to smack. Her 2peas meltdowns really should be in the "Epic Posts and Hairflips" section. fuckity fuck fuck!
September 5, 2013 at 10:41 AM

You have to ignore her drivel though. She thinks that every comment made is a personal invitation to a conversation. Poor thing is just so delusional and hates being called that. She also hates being called a hag. It's funny as hell to see her flip out thought.

Someone pointed out that she's obviously ill and no one should get pleasure from someone elses illness but she claims she's fine. I assume she IS medicated since she's knows her diagnosis so why should I feel bad right?

Anonymous said...

though* not thought

Anonymous said...

"I always look in the mirror and see myself for what I really am."
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So, you're actually aware your narcissistic?

Anonymous said...

33 - Absolutely. I'm a narcissist, an old hag, a terrible scrapbooker, I take meds, drink a lot of whiskey, ummm, I can't remember the rest. Yes, absolutely, you are correct. Yay! One point for you, 2 zillion points for me! I love this game.

Anonymous said...

Only children take insults and agree to being whatever it is someone else called them. Isn't summer over yet?

I hope whoever you stole those layouts from outs you.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLFUCKITLOLOLOLYOUAREAHAGLOLOL There - childish things that you can understand.

/pats lymp on the head

Anonymous said...

35 - I don't think you should pat the lymp on your head. If I were you, I would go to the doctor and have it checked out. Most the time these things are just benign tumors but you can never be sure. Now I'm worried. Let me know what happens.

Anonymous said...

You're not a comedian and should really stop trying so hard. Your children have GOT to be embarrassed by you.

Have a great day in lazy bitch land (here and the bucket).

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3251742

The op's profile pic is downright scary. That angle is terrible!

Anonymous said...

37 is right! Crazy can never do funny.

Anonymous said...

Sure, tell Lenny Bruce, you brain trusts. Would you please stop engaging me? I'm trying to scrapbook.

Anonymous said...

I'm guess she's trying to hide the rest of her. She is a big girl. Her wedding photos are OK. Just own it if you larger, that odd angle isn't doing her any favors.

Anonymous said...

Limapea you don't have to respond to every post. What do you do, sit in front of your computer refreshing every couple of minutes? I still think most of these posts are just you talking to yourself.

Anonymous said...

42 - I KNOW I don't HAVE to, I just WANT to. Yes, I sit here scrapbooking with my computer a few inches away and refresh 4 or 5 windows I have open every few minutes. What's wrong with that? That's how I talk to my kids on facebook and also how I smack a little ass now and then too. I'm NOT talking to myself, I'm talking to YOU. I think you have an attention problem.

Anonymous said...

I didn't think there could ever be a pea more annoying than desertpea.

I was wrong. So wrong.

Anonymous said...

44 - Well that's weird. I think desertpea is one of the most annoying peas ever. Are you talking about Mrs. T? Lauren? Don't worry about being wrong, I was wrong once myself. You'll get over it. Limapea

Anonymous said...

I want to thank lymphus. There were many, many peas who I could not find a single redeeming quality to, which is why I hang out here. I'm seeing them in a whole new light.

Anonymous said...

46 - "in whom" you could not find a single.... I guess the only thing I'm getting out of this is maybe some people shouldn't smack others unfairly. It has a way of coming back to haunt you.

Anonymous said...

Lymphus is the high-functioning MR kid in the room, sitting in the chair with her arms crossed and thinking her comebacks and barbs are just so damn witty while the rest of the room either eggs her on for entertainment or cringes because they know taunting the mentally ill or handicapped is wrong.

What a sad cunt you are, lady.

Anonymous said...

43 Anonymous said... 43

42 - I KNOW I don't HAVE to, I just WANT to. Yes, I sit here scrapbooking with my computer a few inches away and refresh 4 or 5 windows I have open every few minutes. What's wrong with that? That's how I talk to my kids on facebook and also how I smack a little ass now and then too. I'm NOT talking to myself, I'm talking to YOU. I think you have an attention problem.
September 5, 2013 at 12:55 PM

Kendra? Is that you? So self-absorbed.

Anonymous said...

48 - And the small crowd is listening to 48, eagerly nodding their heads until - "sad cunt." You blew it, lost it, right there. If you hadn't had to add that last line, you would have had them, even me. Too bad. Here's a hint. Try to leave your ego out of arguments you make. Focus on the actual facts of the statements and take it from there. Your emotional reactions are getting in the way of success.

Anonymous said...

I'm so much better than you Lymphnode, in every way. You'll have to recognize it sooner or later. I suggest now. I wouldn't want to take up anymore of your scrapbooking time.

Anonymous said...

Who the hell is Kendra?

Anonymous said...

51 - That's good, keep doing that. The more you give yourself positive talk to beat the cancer, the better. Keep telling the lymphnode you're going to beat it. I actually didn't know that cells scrapbooked, but then again, I'm not a doctor. Of course, I'm assuming you're coupling this with chemo and radiation. In any event, all the best.

Anonymous said...

196 Anonymous said... 196

maddiesmumliz is addicted to her own blather just like limapea.
August 31, 2013 at 10:56 PM

So this is what made you flip out like a lunatic for a week?

Anonymous said...

53 Anonymous said... 53

51 - That's good, keep doing that. The more you give yourself positive talk to beat the cancer, the better. Keep telling the lymphnode you're going to beat it. I actually didn't know that cells scrapbooked, but then again, I'm not a doctor. Of course, I'm assuming you're coupling this with chemo and radiation. In any event, all the best.
September 5, 2013 at 3:42 PM

Yes, you are like a cancer.

Anonymous said...

At what point did this turn into the Limapea blog? For fuck's sake, give it a rest!

Anonymous said...

54 - That must have been it! Has it been a week. Like they say, time goes by when you're having fun.

55 - I am nothing like a cancer. I was born in December and have all the classic characteristics of a Capricorn. Ugh, I don't even like Cancers, they're annoying.

Anonymous said...

It was an observation, Lymph. Since the word "cunt" doesn't elicit a visceral response from me like it does from you (I'm sure you're very tired of having that particular word used to describe you after all these decades), there was no emotional reaction. Just calling it like I see it.

You telling me to leave my ego out of something is hysterical. Talk about classic projection.

Anonymous said...

It has nothing to do with my "visceral" reaction. As language changes, more words become acceptable by society. Fuck, hell, dammnit, shit - these are all words that n'er lift an eyebrow now, as they would have in the 1950s. Cunt is not accepted in polite society as acceptable. Therefore, when you use it, you are automatically dismissed as either a recalcitrant child or a thug. Which then makes the reader (listener) dismiss anything you say. If you want to be taken seriously, don't act like a thug. Even on a smack site. Especially on a smack site.

Anonymous said...

And you've been dismissed without ever even using the word. Bravo.

Anonymous said...

60 - You're not paying attention. If I was dismissed, you wouldn't have responded. Don't you get it yet? People don't respond to those they don't take seriously.

Anonymous said...

Jane, your blog sucks. It has went off the rails big time.

Very little to no snark on the peas. It's became either the banana lady show or limapea fiasco.

God I miss the meatblog. Fuck Emily Jones and her skanky ass.

Anonymous said...

It has GONE off the rails. Not went! It's BECOME either the banana...., not became!

For god's sake this is why the entire world thinks Americans are fucking stupid. They can't even string together a complete, comprehensible sentence.

Anonymous said...

Seriously, I don't know how you people think you'll ever get ahead in life with your 4th grade error-prone writing. It's this whole cutesy Ipad, Iphone, Blackberry, Blueberry whatever the hell it is culture - you don't know how to actually spell words anymore, nor do you know punctuation and grammar. That's great if you're just texting your silly friends. But if you ever want to be taken seriously, at work, on the job, whatever, for the love of god, learn English.

Anonymous said...

Weren't you just banging on about how petty it is to criticize spelling and grammar on one of the threads at 2peas? You know, after you bragged about reading the "Encyclopedia Britannia?"

Anonymous said...

Said by the overgrown lymph that starts sentences with "And" and "But".

Anonymous said...

Yes, if you are in the midst of a heated debate and someone feels the need to stop the flow of conversation for the sole purpose of pointing out a spelling or grammar error, that is not the time nor the place. What exactly was being debated here? That I (Limapea) am old, drink a lot, and have lost all my hair? I was making the point about being taken seriously for those who think they score points by throwing around the word cunt. It doesn't work in your favor, it works against you - anywhere and everywhere.

No one is going to promote anyone with the language skills of a developmentally delayed toddler. Unless you have a unique talent that is so tremendously unusual, you will only get so far in the business world if you can't write or speak correctly. No company wants to be humiliated and embarrassed by a 4th grader.

And I did not brag that I read the Encyclopedia Britannia, I said I WANTED to read the entirety of the Encyclopedia Britannia, meaning of course, the Encyclopedia Britannica. That was not a spelling error so much as a fast typing error, since I do know the difference between the two.

Even if it WAS a spelling error, those who know the language inside and out and are proficient in it's use are allowed to take liberties with it. That's how it works. Just like when getting hired for a job, you will often find out it's who you know, not necessarily your qualifications. Life sucks this way. There are a lot of rules, many of them confusing, which is why you are on the earth for 80 years, so you can learn them all before you drop dead.

Anonymous said...

...and there's a punctuation error in your long, rambling post, Limapea. I'm not going to point it out to you; you can find it yourself.

Stop excusing your own mistakes as "typos" while you insult others over theirs.

Your behavior is juvenile and pathetic. Unfortunately, I think your mental health issues may be taking over.

Anonymous said...

zzzzzzzzzzz.

Anonymous said...

Says 68, in her attempt to make one more feeble attempt at stabbing Limapea while gasping for breath, her clutching grip loosening and finally giving way, as she's falling, falling....into the abyss.

Anonymous said...

No one is going to promote anyone with the language skills of a developmentally delayed toddler. Unless you have a unique talent that is so tremendously unusual, you will only get so far in the business world if you can't write or speak correctly. No company wants to be humiliated and embarrassed by a 4th grader.


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No company likes someone with a HUGE mouth either. Guess that's why you're dried up and are scrapbooking instead of working.

I bet she couldn't keep a job for longer than two weeks.

This comment is about you not to you lymph so you don't need to respond to it.

Anonymous said...

70 Anonymous said... 70

Says 68, in her attempt to make one more feeble attempt at stabbing Limapea while gasping for breath, her clutching grip loosening and finally giving way, as she's falling, falling....into the abyss.
September 5, 2013 at 5:12 PM

Look! A Drama Whore! OMGFUCKDON'TSAYTHATOMG

Anonymous said...

68 Anonymous said... 68

...and there's a punctuation error in your long, rambling post, Limapea. I'm not going to point it out to you; you can find it yourself.

Stop excusing your own mistakes as "typos" while you insult others over theirs.

Your behavior is juvenile and pathetic. Unfortunately, I think your mental health issues may be taking over.
September 5, 2013 at 5:04 PM

Yes! I think her mental health took over a long long time ago. (Like when she imagined getting a degree in whatever). At her age those degrees are worthless; there are younger and smarter people taking the place of the old people who took her place. :)

Anonymous said...

Thousands of North Korean prisoners may have died after a notorious prison camp larger than the size of London was closed at the end of last year, a new report from a human rights group says.

The Washington-based Committee for Human Rights in North Korea (HNRK) says Kim Jong Un consolidated the country’s prison camps after the death of his father in 2011, according to The Telegraph.

An account from a North Korean defector says Camp No. 22 in North Hamyong province once held an estimated 30,000 inmates, but numbers rapidly deteriorated to 3,000 amid a food shortage.



Anonymous said...

maddiesmumliz is addicted to her own blather just like limapea.

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You're the only one here who seems obsessed by her, Lauren. I'm sure you'll follow this by responding several times saying "I think she's an idiot, too" to make it look like others agree with you. You're the only one who gives a shit about maddiesmun.

Anonymous said...

Kendra is extremely offended that limapea doesn't know who she is.

Anonymous said...

75 Anonymous said... 75

maddiesmumliz is addicted to her own blather just like limapea.

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You're the only one here who seems obsessed by her, Lauren. I'm sure you'll follow this by responding several times saying "I think she's an idiot, too" to make it look like others agree with you. You're the only one who gives a shit about maddiesmun.
September 5, 2013 at 5:58 PM

The comment you just copied and pasted was from last week. It was copied and pasted to today to point out that that little statement made lymphus freak out for a week. Can't you read?

Anonymous said...

I don't think the word "cunt" is used to score whatever imaginary internet points you're blathering about. It's just a word. Grow up and calm that Adam's apple of yours, Limpy.

Anonymous said...

The comment you just copied and pasted was from last week. It was copied and pasted to today to point out that that little statement made lymphus freak out for a week. Can't you read? n.

Oh, okay Lauren.

Anonymous said...

Seriously 79?

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixxl4qoOFBI

Video of limpea2.

Anonymous said...

maddiesmum is addicted to smiley faces and eyerolls. She is too stupid to blather. Lymphus is addicted to her own blather - and froth.

Anonymous said...

71 - This comment is about you, not to you so you don't need to reply. I worked for 25 years, probably longer than you've been alive. Held many escalating positions in banks, engineering firms and human services. Was in charge of hiring secretaries at one point for several years.

What do you suppose I looked for in the 200 to 300 applications we always received? That's right - education, experience, and the ability to read and write in English. Using things like correct spelling, grammar and punctuation. Guess what - there were always only 6 to 10 people who were ever called in for interviews. And these were just for entry-level positions.

So, get to work kids - clean it up. Time to hit the books. Stop spending so much time screaming on an anonymous website that someone is old, dried up, bald, appley, what have you. Time to start investing in the old noodle.

Anonymous said...

Limp - didn't read past your first sentence. No one reads that much crap on the bitch blog. I see you couldn't resist answering though. (Now you'll say the same - too bad it won't get read...)

Anonymous said...


What do you suppose I looked for in the 200 to 300 applications we always received?


Ah that explains it, you've seen lots of degrees listed on other peoples resumes while doing your HR duties. When I think of HR/Pea I think about how far Manda got sucking her way into that position.

Anonymous said...

I wasn't in HR, I was hiring people who would report to my group. Nice try.

Anonymous said...

So the HR department didn't weed out the obvious poor spellers or users of bad grammar? What size was this company?

Anonymous said...

HR was overwhelmed as it was with going through daily applications for social workers and therapists, which have a high turnover rate. This was a non-profit, annual budget of $15 million. About 200 employees. I was on the executive team where I reported to the CEO so if the group I was in needed a secretary or receptionist we just did the work ourselves. That's what happens in non-profits - you get stuck doing a lot more than meets the eye.

Anonymous said...

ah now the truth comes out. you didn't haveanyone to do the scut work for you because you were nothing but a lowly peon. Lympeon ha!

Anonymous said...

I was a highly and lowly peon. I put together many programs and services as well as opened mail when the secretary called in sick. I ran a day camp and made copies of shit too. Everyone is a peon, there Missy Trump. Don't flatter yourself, I have a 99.9% inclination to believe I wouldn't have hired you in a million years. No doubt you would be one of those people who sent in a "resume" with your work history written in pencil on the back of a take-out menu.

Anonymous said...

I have a 100% inclination that you wouldn't hire me. Lympeons don't hire or fire. They get coffee and work for minimum wage.

I AM LYMPHUS - LISTEN TO ME!!!!! said...

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18xpv8u63l627jpg/ku-bigpic.jpg

Anonymous said...

91 - You just keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better. Although I did get my own coffee, it's true. Minimum wage? I don't think so.

Anonymous said...

JAAAANNNNEEEE please for the love of all that is holy block limapea!

Anonymous said...

minimum wage in the 50's when granny was a grunt was about .75 an hour. Sound about right there Lympeon. Ha!

Anonymous said...

94 - Yes Jane, PLEASE block Limapea because I'm too brainless to think of anything to talk about and Limapea has PERSONALLY been preventing me from writing anything here. She has blocked EVERY SINGLE thing I type from showing up! All these super-brilliant things that bounce right out of my head just keep getting lost because LIMAPEA is HOGGING the whole board. IT'S NOT FAIR.

Anonymous said...

95 - Oh so hilarious. hahaha 1950s, I get it! Really, don't you ever go to bed actually feeling pretty stupid about the lame shit you write? Can't you POSSIBLY come up with anything better than that? It's really not that great responding to infantile stupid shit. If you don't stop I'm going to have to leave.

Anonymous said...

Shut the fuck up cunt. Seriously no one gives a flying fuck what you have to say.

Anonymous said...

94 Anonymous said... 94

JAAAANNNNEEEE please for the love of all that is holy block limapea!
September 5, 2013 at 8:22 PM

+1000000

Anonymous said...

98 - Obviously you do. Don't make commands you have no way of enforcing.

Anonymous said...

Nighty night Lympeon. Go get your rest so you'll wake refreshed and ready to crank out more of those craptastic layouts tomorrow. Your arthritis must be acting up after all the typing and tape running you've done today.

Anonymous said...

Thank god you kids are finally going to bed. I thought it would never happen. I wonder why Jane hasn't blocked me? Maybe it's because several of you call her vile names and tell her to fuck off? Yes, I can see how successful that works for you. You mean the craptastic layouts that I steal from other people? Don't know why I'd bother copying someone else's shit layouts when I can do shit layouts myself. But then again, you kids don't always make much sense.

Anonymous said...

I'm really trying to empathize and imagine just how sad your life must be limapea. Most people learn some social interaction, and ability to realize when their behavior is out of sync. If you're this inept on a message board, your life must be really pathetic.

Anonymous said...

I am not sure who's more annoying, Limapea or the person that keeps arguing with her.

Both are pretty lame.



Anonymous said...

She reminds me of the idiot who used to post what she wore to work every day. Then there was another one (maybe the same person?) who wanted to talk about day bed fabric (which still makes me laugh). I'm not laughing about this one - she's literally insane. At least the other ones were obvious trolls like cherryeye - you knew what they were...

Anonymous said...

104 Anonymous said... 104

I am not sure who's more annoying, Limapea or the person that keeps arguing with her.

Both are pretty lame.



September 5, 2013 at 9:31 PM

You don't seem to understand. No one has to engage her for her to speak up or keep going. She thinks every comment on the internet is a direct invitation to a conversation. She thinks everyone wants to talk to her. It's the strangest thing I've ever seen.

She's quiet again, either her medication kicked in or the booze knocked her out.

Anonymous said...

George Zimmerman’s wife has filed for divorce after speculation the couple was on the rocks.

Anonymous said...

not surprising 107. Even the best marriage would crack under the kind of pressure they've went through. Not that it wasn't self induced, just that stress is a huge trigger.

Anonymous said...

Has anyone read Dr. Limpy's latest entry on the Peas Syria thread blasting a poster named Ingrid.

Granted, I've not followed the entire thread; but, after reading the entry, I think her response is absolutely bizarre?

If this is her natural behavior in her interactions with people in her non-board life, I'm really surprised her husband or one of her massive brood hasn't staged an intervention and had her put on a pysch hold. I'm sorry, but, I think the lady is absolutely NUTS!!!

Anonymous said...

I just read it (had to take her off ignore to read it) and yes of course you're right, the woman is loony. I guess we're stuck with her until she gets bored, or committed... Whichever comes first.

Anonymous said...

Don't feed her! seriously. I think the peas have actually done a great job of NOT responding. I wish we had an ignore function on the blog.

Anonymous said...

Yes, PLEASE don't feed me! When are you people EVER going to learn?!?!? Now look what you've done - I'M BACK! By the way, it's not okay for me to call that pissy little bitch Ingrid smug, but it's okay for you people to say cunt? Weird.

Anonymous said...

Fucking hag doesn't need food. I've been a blog bitch for a long fucking time. I've called bitches crazy when they go off the rails, and known a few truly crazy ass peas. Lymphus takes it to a whole different level. She has a serious mental illness. No fucking smack, no exaggerating, that shit ain't NORMAL.

Anonymous said...

Statistically it's not common, but it's perfectly NORMAL. Just very energetic, smart, happy, etc. Lots of time, money to do stuff, like smack people who smack. And smack snarky little bitches like precious Ingrid. See, that's the problem you're having. I'm not ACTUALLY crazy - I'm very sane, very smart and very fast. You can't handle that. Only about 5% of the population is like me. Most don't sit home and scrapbook, most are career criminals in the highest levels of banking, finance, etc. I just decided I'd rather use my time and money for fun stuff - paper, scissors, glue, smackbullies.

Anonymous said...

If Ingrid can't see you, are you really smacking her?

Anonymous said...

Don't need Ingrid to see it. I sit back and let the laws of physics and nature do the rest.

Anonymous said...

No it's not normal. Responding to people in that manner is not what energetic, smart, happy people do. Finding out that one of the posters here is in banking and them becoming obsessed with referring to people like yourself being in banking and finance is not normal. Your insecurity is only enhanced by your utter lack of self awareness. Get help. Seriously.

Anonymous said...

117 - You wouldn't know what energetic, smart, happy, creative people do, now would you? It's perfectly normal for people like me - hypomanics. I was using banking as an example. I'd make a great athlete - reflexes like a cat. I can home in like a laser on the crux of every argument and go for the jugular. Or, if I was a psychiatrist, I'd be able to spot the problem in a few minutes (Silence of the Lambs). I have complete self-awareness.

Look, it's genetic. There's nothing I can do about it save chop off my head. It runs rampant on my dad's side. I could brag about many people in my family who are very wealthy because, like me, they share the same genes. Top executives at Citibank (yuck), Hollywood producers, comptrollers of states. I just decided not to go down the path of material success. What's wrong with that? People like me are the ones who run the world. I would rather scrapbook. And slap Ingrid snooty little ass.

Anonymous said...

It shows more imbalance on your part that you actually bieve the laws of physics and nature are acting on behalf of, or because of, your little paragraph of wack-a-do. You truly have delusions of grandeur. No wonder you scrap pictures from decades gone by most of the time. No one wants to be around you to make any new memories.

Anonymous said...

*believe. Excuse me.

Anonymous said...

I can home in like a laser on the crux of every argument and go for the jugular.

Actually what you've proved over the last few weeks, is that you are utterly incapable of carrying on any type of discussion. You immediately go off on a rant and become incoherent and irrelevant.

Anonymous said...

Home in..... There's that cracker box degree again.

Anonymous said...

120 - You're excused. I have no control over the laws of nature. I just know what they do. For instance, snooty little bitch Ingrid won't read what I write, but others will. Some will think it's rude, some funny, some won't understand it. Eventually Ingrid will read something in reference to it and the laws of human nature say her curiosity and ego will overrule her pretensions and she will un-ignore me and read it. She won't be able to help herself. That's not grandeur, that's understanding human nature.

What the hell are you rambling about? I have tons of layouts of recent photos. As usual, like most lazy Americans, you probably looked at the first thing put in front of her face and assumed that was the entirety of it. Not that I care. I have about 20,000 pictures of my family, kids and grandkids to scrap and I shuffle them around so as not to get bored. My problem is the opposite - everyone wants to be around me and it's exhausting. I practically have to hide to get away from people. That's what high energy does - it attracts people. It's quite a burden. But you wouldn't know that.

Anonymous said...

122 - home in and hone in can be used interchangeably.

Anonymous said...

I know that I personally stopped at the layout of a kid crapping. I couldn't take the overload of taste and class and had to even myself out by watching some Honey Boo Boo.

Anonymous said...

Stop talking to her or about her. She is incapable of understanding the difference. You aren't going to fix her. She's a fucking fruit cake. Let her sit at home with her scissors and papers and "scrapbook" all while muttering to herself about how awesome she is because NOT ONE ELSE GIVES A FLYING FUCK.

Anonymous said...

I love fruitcake.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like a plan. Ignoring effective immediately.

Anonymous said...

Pretty sure there is only one poster here...lim talking to herself. Be back in a few days when she gets bored with arguing with herself and moves on.

Anonymous said...

Go Limapea....you have all of their panties in a twist, both here and at the bukkit. It's fucking great reading.

Anonymous said...

130- Liz, I think she's being discounted and dismissed at this point. Now it's just a game of poking the puppy. People are slowly realizing she has serious issues and are either ignoring her or hiding her drivel. Realizing this, she'll up her ante much like a toddler being ignored and put more crazy out there like the post to that one "smug bitch" poster. She hasn't twisted anyone's panties. Even the typical asshole peas (Lauren and Company) are just chuckling and brushing her off.

Anonymous said...

Limapea and desertpea, both sanctimonious blowhards that need to check into the nearest loony bin.

Anonymous said...

Tell you what, kids. When you grow up in an Irish family of 10 kids you learn to think on your feet quick. We can give a tongue lashing that'll leave you crawling away, bruised and bleeding and we won't have lifted a finger. And when everything's all astir, and everyone's all aflutter, we sit back and laugh and laugh and laugh. I'm still laughing.

Anonymous said...

Your sister isn't.

Anonymous said...

How do you know?

Anonymous said...

134 - Thank you for letting me use you as an example. You don't mind being part of a trashy crowd that would take potshots like that. Classy people don't go there. Smart classy people like myself can be harsh but still follow certain etiquette guidelines. People like you have nothing else to rely on except base reptilian instinct. This is why you'll spend your life where you are, and I won't.

Anonymous said...

Classy people don't scrap pictures of pooping kids in their 1,000 sq foot trash holes in the crappy part of town while pretending to be superior to anyone who disagrees with them. They don't put on the airs you do. They aren't certifiably insane.

You want to tell people how stupid they are? How pathetic they are? What losers they are? How beneath you they are? Go for it. You think you're handing out these masterful Irish tongue lashings, but you and your sad little life? Nothing but the butt of our jokes. Reptilian as they may be.

Anonymous said...

137 - What a moron. I assume you're referring to a picture of my sister that my father took in 1965? That I just did layout of last week? What a complete idiot you are.

Anonymous said...

You're an idiot for using your last name as your original username and thinking you could pretend you're a big player in the world, along with the rest of your nobody family. I have a small sense of decorum and I want to play by Jane's rules, but I know everything about you and your pathetic little life and you're nothing but a sick woman living in Shit Town, USA near all the section 8 housing with nothing but your fantasies about how you wish your life was and a grandkid thrust into your lap to keep you company.

Anonymous said...

Classy women don't call others a "smug little bitch" even if the other was a smug little bitch.

Sorry but you are no better than anyone else here.

Anonymous said...

139 - Ooohhhh, look we have an angry little detective on our hands! So you know everything about me, do you? Let's hear it, little one. I'd like to know all about myself living in Shit Town USA, near Section 8 housing. So now on a smack blog the little smack bully doesn't like it when someone smacks back and suddenly develops a case of "decorum." Now you want to play by the rules. I have nothing to hide. How about yourself?

Anonymous said...

I don't give delusional people my info. I don't need you showing up at my door with your Coluzzle and Paperkins for a crop with your perceived new best friend.

Jane doesn't allow personal info to be posted here, "Shepard Anus." Sorry. Once again reality dictates that you don't have any power and no one is going to abide by your rules. How you must hate that, big one.

Anonymous said...

Ha! Like I want to show up at YOUR door - no thanks! Just what I thought - all hat and no horse. I think maybe you're getting the idea that NO have no power, which is what I've said from the beginning. All your shut the fuck ups, etc. - empty, nothing. From a big fat nothing. Since you seem to know everything about me, Clouseau, why not drop by? I wouldn't mind a little face to face at all! Let's see what a big shot you really are. Like I said, I have nothing to hide. I don't lie about things, I am who I say I am.

Anonymous said...

Still laughing, still laughing.

Anonymous said...

....did she just pull the "if you're so tough come say it to my face" card? Really? Now I'm laughing. We have a winner, and it isn't Limpy.

Anonymous said...

Well, Little Officer Decorum seems to know everything about me, so why NOT come have a chat? I don't have anything to worry about. I'd like her to show me the shit town I live in since she seems to be quite the expert on it. All bluster and blubber, no doubt. I guarantee if she was standing in front of me not a peep would come out of her big fat mouth. That's the way it is with bullies, especially ones who hide behind ANONYMOUS. HI ANONYMOUS! FEELING PRETTY SAFE, ANONYMOUS? NO GUTS, ANONYMOUS? Seems like you would have the upper hand, since knowledge is power and you KNOW all about me, yet for some reason, I get the feeling you have NO POWER. NONE. ZIP. ZILCH. No brains, no power, no ethics, no decency, nothing. That's why you're so mad, little child. Because you're pissed that someone is calling you out on the ONLY place you THOUGHT you had any power in your life. Boo hoo. Still laughing.

Anonymous said...

Maniacally, I'm sure. Keep cackling, ShepardAss. Laughter really is the best medicine.

Anonymous said...

Weak. Nice slink-away, though. Any time you want to give me a ring and show me around this shit town, you just go right ahead. I'll be able to smell the stench before you get here. That's how bullies announce themselves.

Anonymous said...

20,000 pictures of my family, kids and grandkids to scrap
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Okay so I admit I looked at Lympeon's layouts. Pathetically un-special. In most of them she uses one photo...that's nearly 20,000 pages of paper that her kids can use to start that huge funeral pyre when 139 gives poor old granny an aneurysm. The smoke we will all be smelling is either grandma's gigantic brain frying or pounds and pounds of worthless burning paper.

Anonymous said...

149 - The paper is hardly worthless, I only buy the expensive stuff for the most part. You're all standing on shifting sands. I never said I was wealthy, I said my husband makes plenty of money and I pay my bills and give most of it away - to my kids, siblings, etc. I buy scrapbook stuff for myself. Who said I was vying for a spot in the Smithsonian? I don't do layouts to please the likes of you.

I said I don't value materialism and I don't. Our income was over $150,000 last year and I don't spend that money on huge houses and expensive cars. I pay for education for people - kids, siblings, myself, etc. What aren't you getting about the fact that I'm a left-leaning liberal who lives by what I say? I value the development of the self and I am very well-educated, trained and experienced in several areas. What point is it exactly you're trying to make? There is nothing fraudulent about me. I deplore bullies, I defend the defenseless and just because you think you can look up my name and address on the internet proves ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

The facts remain - I know a lot more about some things than most of you ever will, and if you want to smack me on a smack site, go ahead but actually smack something smackable. Your infantile rages saying You Suck, Shut the Fuck Up, Your Layouts Suck etc. are meaningless and pitiful. The bulk of you are nothing but empty-headed pitiful idiots. You make no actual points. You attack people's appearance and where they live. You're supposed to be smacking unethical behavior but you spend your time like a cluster of irate animals desperately trying to attack anything that moves. Again, pathetic.

Anonymous said...

come on 139 tell me lymphus last name. I have a box of old encyclopedias I want to send her as a RAC.

Anonymous said...

151 - Do your own homework, lazyass. Go look it up yourself.

Anonymous said...

I'm guessing Jane won't care since Limpwad initially put it out there. It's Shapardanis, but I prefer Shepard Anus. - Kisses, Little Officer Decorum


PS- Funny how ShepardAnus is suddenly getting a bit less grand and braggy.

Anonymous said...

Oh yea Shepardanus went from us all chopping off limbs to have her life to pretty fucking ordinary. Typical blowhard. If someone's telling you they're fucking wonderful.....

Anonymous said...

you're right 139 I did my homework and got all the info I needed on granny Shapardsanis ;-) Just as I figured "all hat and no horses" that's one of your quotes remember Theresa? Ha!

xoxo
Officer Decorum's "Executive Assistant" who doesn't give a shit about decorum

PS the old school bus parked in the back of the shack on Maple Street I assume is where you and your giant brain live.

Anonymous said...

And I see I was right about the single sociology degree. People are so fucking stupid. Why put that shit out there when it's so easy to figure out you're full of shit. Your BIG job. Executive assistant!!!! Oh I shouldn't cackle, but I am too much of a bitch not to be laughing my fucking ASS off.

Anonymous said...

I'm 156 - my "And" makes it sound like I'm 155. But I'm not. Not that anyone gives a fuck.

Anonymous said...

Are you sure it's Theresa and not Doris? Based on facebook, Doris looks like a mean old hag = limpy

Anonymous said...

yeah lympus your "trapped on the short bus" alright. You live in the fucking short bus Ha! "my work here is done"

http://www.zillow.com/homes/18891-Maplewood-St,-Livonia,-MI-48152-_rb/

Anonymous said...

I think you got her kid - she has this "palace"

http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/29232-Brody-Ave-Westland-MI-48185/88544097_zpid/


bwahahahahahah

Anonymous said...

Don't think so 158, in the post lympy the RECEPTIONIST made on the racist thread, she says she's white and 50 something. Old Doris lympus is like 67. Tessie (the gigantic human encyclopedia) Lympus graduated from Northville High School class of 1979. Doris probably delivered the lympus brain when she was 15 and shacking up with baby brains pappy Cletis.

Anonymous said...

I missed the 50 something. The assistant sure as shit fit. She went immediately to assistant and peon with Ms. Moneybags. Child welfare also fits, not to mention sociology degree. Dumb fuck

Anonymous said...

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/theresa-shapardanis/19/133/135

Anonymous said...

Limapea was an executive assistant at Orchards Children's Services?

Anonymous said...

House in foreclosure, well it's not hard to figure out where the rage at the banker came from.

Anonymous said...

Ok, thought I had the same person on Linked. 163 posted right before me.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, linkedin.... I hate typing on this Surface keyboard.

Anonymous said...

I think you guys are a few houses off:
http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/18935-Maplewood-St-Livonia-MI-48152/88502728_zpid/

Anonymous said...

Notice how quiet she is.... now.

Anonymous said...

limpy sure is quiet tonight. She must be scrapping with that expensive paper she uses bwahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Hope the bitch slinks away and doesn't fucking reincarnate her dumbass.

Anonymous said...

She should be embarrassed of herself.

Anonymous said...

Not quiet at all. Just getting a huge kick out of how off you people are by about 10 different people. There are a lot of people with that name, and I have three homes. Ha! No buses parked anywhere. Nope, no foreclosure. But you kids just keep digging. Sure spending a lot of time on someone you think isn't worth it. Still laughing.

Anonymous said...

P.S Just remember, stalking can actually get you in legal trouble. And yes, one of my brothers is an attorney. Just something to chew on there, kiddos.

Anonymous said...

I still can't believe you posted your real name and city. The one thing that's definitive. You don't even hit middle class bitch. Just for posterity:

Yes, I AM Limapea, and I do have intellect and class and I also have no patience for stupid, useless, empty-headed dumbshits who do not have the first clue how to debate. If you want to SMACK something, then actually smack it. Opening your big empty mouths and crowing that something is moronic or blather because you can't understand it is not smack, nor is it debate. It's 2 year old garbage. I happen to be "awesome" because I have credentials and use them. You people rely on screaming fuck and actually think you made a point. I'm not the anonymous ones, you are. You know what 38 - you'd chop off your right arm to have 1/100th of my life. In real life, as well as on an anonymous smack board, I'd knock you out of the park in 2 seconds flat - in every single category you can dream up. How's that for awesome? Now go back to studying for your GED.

Sad little life you have there in Michigan. Pathetic really

Anonymous said...

175 - You keep trying to guess for the rest of your life, little dumb bell. Everything is STILL the same. I STILL have a handful of college degrees, I STILL stand by the EXACT same thing you just went to the bother of copying. Who's the pathetic asshole? I didn't post any real name and city, apparently you think you did. Never occurred to you that we purchase homes for our kids, did it? Someday when you're not living with mom and dad you might be able to purchase something, but it won't be several homes for your kids - HA! Not even middle class my ass, you got that part right.

Anonymous said...

You're so fucking funny. The gig is up dumbfuck.

Anonymous said...

And braniac. If you go look at your layouts you posted under your real name and one of the layouts lists your fucking city. Yeah intellect is clearly not your forte.

Anonymous said...

do your "awesome credentials" live in the short yellow bus on the lymphus estate with you?

I'm sending you those RAC encyclopedias so you can catalog them in the library you ran as part of your $8.00 an hour receptionist job. *snort*

Anonymous said...

Oh sweetie. I wouldn't purchase those for my fucking dog. Keep digging.

Anonymous said...

Now now 179. She was an ASSISTANT not a receptionist.

Anonymous said...

Hhmmm, I wonder how Jane would feel if she was sent a letter from a law firm informing her that she is leaving herself open to litigation because you are posting the addresses of people in my family? She might not be cool with that. The fact is, you're throwing shit to see what sticks. You aren't going to do me any harm, since nothing about MY credentials has changed one bit. But others might not be so crazy about the idea. And "others" have A LOT more money than you do, collectively.

Anonymous said...

You mean someone is posting addresses of people on internet that they FOUND on the internet. Surely someone with such vast knowledge of economics, society and history realizes that property transactions are public knowledge and found on the fucking internet.

Anonymous said...

I like how now it's her FAMILY that has money. Just last week, she was a member of the esteemed upper class, pretty soon we'll all want to lose a limb to be her cousin's, second wife's, father's mistress. Cause she's fucking AWESOME

Anonymous said...

And your "credentials" were already shown to be a bunch of hot air. No career in academia. You have a sociology degree from Dearbourn for fuck's sake.

Anonymous said...

184 - I never said I was a member of the esteemed upper class, apparently you can't seem to get it through your thick skulls that you are mixing that up with Ms. Money Bags. Also, property transactions can be found on the internet, and trying to link them to an individual for the purposes of harassment can get your silly little asses in trouble. You really better think twice about what you're doing. Still fucking awesome, still laughing at desperate little bullies trying to "pin" something on me. Good luck.

Anonymous said...

If you bought your child a house, why is it going into foreclosure?

Anonymous said...

Bought several kids houses, kiddo. One kid got sick, laid off her job, so we bought her a larger home to accommodate her. Thanks for the concern. Remember - be very careful about what you're doing, kids. You can actually get in trouble.

Anonymous said...

There are a lot of people with that name, and I have three homes.
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who do you think you are bitch, ShitzuMommy?

Anonymous said...

No one can get in trouble for posting info that you gave out on a scrap booking website. Ms intellect should know better. Public knowledge dearie.

Anonymous said...

okay this is fucking priceless 184!!!

"pretty soon we'll all want to lose a limb to be her cousin's, second wife's, father's mistress. Cause she's fucking AWESOME "

Anonymous said...

Not a fan of shitzus. Again, you better watch it. There family name you are dealing with has a lot of very wealthy members in it and won't hesitate to take action if you piss them off. Guess what kids - all that work you're doing is getting you nowhere but more lost than you already are in life. Nothing better to do on a Friday night? Still laughing, you won't be able to find all the information about me. You're looking in the wrong spot. Again, be careful. Hope Jane has good liability insurance.

Anonymous said...

Those aren't houses, they're fucking shacks. And we're talking about MICHIGAN. If you can't afford a decent house in Michigan, you're fucking destitute.

Anonymous said...

How the mighty have fallen. You're now reduced to threatening lawsuits for unmasking your pathetic life. Who's the smug bitch now?

Anonymous said...

Hey dumb fuck. If there's a rich member somewhere in that pathetic family tree, they're going to be a shit load more pissed off at your stupid ass posting of personal information. And we all fucking KNOW there's no way in fuck you'll be showing 2peas or the smack blog to any member of your family. You're already a laughing stock here. You wouldn't want people in real life to know what you posted here.

Anonymous said...

194 - Haven't fallen anywhere, kiddo. Still here, still sitting back watching you dingbats scramble around like a pack of starving hyenas. I'll save you the time and trouble - you're not going to find anything false about anything I've ever posted. My graduate degree is from Rackham - go look that up you little Einsteins. I'm personally not threatening anything. I said you are dealing with a Greek family that is very wealthy due to restaurant money and they don't like seeing their name maligned. Tread carefully. I don't have time or patience for silly kids trying to "out" mommy. Still don't have the right info on my career either. But you just keep digging. Maybe after months or years you'll stumble on it. If you don't get your ass kicked first.

Anonymous said...

taking bets on how long it'll take lymphus to delete all her shit on 2 peas and come back as Theresasmum.

Anonymous said...

Oh for god's sake, you little jackasses - go to bed! I'm not deleting anything, anywhere. Just give it up. Patting yourselves on the back thinking you've caught some real juicy news and you got nothing. You will NEVER NEVER find anything that I said that wasn't true. What you WON'T find is a hell of other information about me or my family, who I'm connected to and how you could get your silly little asses in trouble. You do seem to be quite fascinated by my life, though. I'm flattered! Let's just have a little bet and see if I delete anything, anywhere. My guess would be that YOUR shit here would be deleted before anything I do is. You know why? Because again, I have the power and resources to make trouble if I felt like it. I'm not particularly interested in playing in the sandbox with you dirty, filthy little kids though. What was the point? Oh yes - you STILL have no power. Ha! Still laughing.

Anonymous said...

didn't you say you were from a big Irish family? Why yes you did. Next thing you're going to tell us is that your name is Soprano and we are all going to sleep with the fishes.

Anonymous said...

You have nothing. The esteemed Shapardanis family. So elite and powerful that the first few google hits are for some guy recently divorced and looking to hook up and a tired blog about how people should be mean to the Chinese for eating cats.

Jane's blog does not fall under the category of entities who have a duty to protect. Even if it did, the posters here have been smart about only posting very public information. Not where your grand kids go to school or even the address of your kid's (rambling, awful) blog. They've done just enough to let you know that we understand you're a phony who owns some of the shittiest real estate in Michigan. If you had more than your bullshit degree to fall back on, you would understand all of this.

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