Friday, August 23, 2013

Space 8/23/13

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Anonymous said...

Thanks Jane

Anonymous said...

#248 from old thread, you're still a racist twat. Grow the fuck up.

Anonymous said...

Fuck you Jane.

Anonymous said...


Not-so-subliminal messaging

Imagine this: You pop in a rental DVD and halfway through your Friday night rom com, you suddenly get the craving for a hot, fresh pizza. In fact, you can smell pizza. No, it's not your imagination—Domino's has teamed up with DVD rental stores in Brazil to make discs that release the scent of a fresh pie as the movie goes on. How? The discs are printed with ink that emit smells of cheese, sauce, and dough when it reaches a certain temperature inside the player. The thermal ink even changes color: By the time you eject the flick, an image of a pie is front and center on the DVD.

Do we smell a worldwide trend? While Domino's is the first company to hop on this scent-sation, we don't think it'll take long for other companies to follow suit.



Anonymous said...


Sour news about sweet milk

Got sugar? In an effort to boost milk sales in schools, the International Dairy Foods Association and the National Milk Producers Federation have filed a petition with the Food and Drug Administration to change what’s called the "standards of identity” for milk and 17 other dairy products. This would allow manufacturers to add sweeteners like aspartame to our moo juice—and not disclaim it anywhere it on the carton. And if you thought that adding fake sugars to our children’s milk was something new, think again. Right now, many cafeteria pints are riddled with aspartame, which has been linked to leukemia and lymphoma in certain animal studies.



Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3250143

JFC, Ashley. You've got three kids already. Surely you can figure out some questions. And what birth control is, too.

Anonymous said...

Well kirsenl6 is another one that is just as clueless as biochempea.

Some people just aren't that smart.

Anonymous said...

"I don't live my life in fear. It's just easier to walk confidently and efficiently from Point A to Point B.

If I didn't feel safe in my home, I'd move.

That said, I live in the oldest section of town. (And not in a gentrified sense, either.) I go jogging at 4:30 am. I meet all sorts of "characters" at that hour, but walking confidently... and being accompanied by my rather unfriendly dog has always seemed like the most efficient course of action.

I've never felt it necessary to "arm" myself... be it guns or pepper spray or whatever. Confidence and efficiency are key, IMO. Everything else is just clumsiness waiting to happen." Pennyring

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God she's a idiot.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3250112

Anonymous said...

The National Security Agency has paid millions of dollars to reimburse technology firms for complying with requests for user data, according to documents from former NSA contractor Edward Snowden shared with the Guardian newspaper.

MicrosoftMSFT +7.29%, GoogleGOOG -0.40%, YahooYHOO +0.32% and FacebookFB +5.30% all supply user data to the NSA based on secret ordered from the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance court under a program known as Prism. Although U.S. law mandates compliance, the government usually helps pay for it.

U.S. law allows firms to seek reimbursement for complying with law enforcement records request. U.S. telecommunications companies have been reimbursed for giving the government data related to U.S. phone calls and Internet traffic, former intelligence officials say. Silicon Valley is no different when they hand over data on users’ social media accounts, according to the latest Snowden documents.

The document, an NSA newsletter dated December 2012, says that the tech companies faced extensive costs for meeting new certification demands following a secret court ruling. The Obama administration Wednesday declassified the October 2011 ruling, which found the agency violated the Constitution for three years by collecting tens of thousands domestic communications without adequate privacy protections.


Anonymous said...

Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel suggested Friday that the Pentagon was moving naval forces closer to Syria in preparation for a possible decision by President Obama to order military strikes.

Hagel declined to describe any specific movements of U.S. forces. He said Obama asked that the Pentagon to prepare military options for Syria and that some of those options "requires positioning our forces."

The president's senior national security advisers are expected to meet at the White House this weekend to discuss possible military options for responding to the alleged use of chemical weapons by the Syrian government, a U.S. official told Fox News Friday.

U.S. defense officials told The Associated Press that the Navy had sent a fourth warship armed with ballistic missiles into the eastern Mediterranean Sea but without immediate orders for any missile launch into Syria.


Anonymous said...

Marilyn Monroe has 6 toes on her foot.

Anonymous said...

A pig cannot stare up at the sky.

Anonymous said...

11, you mean had...

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3250171

She's a little worked up over this isn't she? Will it really matter in the long run?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3250167

How horrible for her "just above average as a student" to have to be in a split class.

Anonymous said...

I was going to post the same thing, 15. She obviously thinks it means the school thinks her kid is dumb. I doubt it, but I'd bet her kid is not as exceptional as she thinks. I pity the teacher and/or administrator who has to listen to her bitch.

Anonymous said...

Well her snowflake is just above average, God forbid he would have to be in a class with anyone average. Or just under average.

Anonymous said...

"If you like the health insurance plan you have then you'll be able to keep that health insurance plan."

Oh wait... until you receive your cancellation notice from the health insurance plan carrier.


Anonymous said...

Is Slow Joe a rapist?

Anonymous said...

Why do you ask, 19?


Anonymous said...

Seriously 20? Why ask, it's obvious they're just trying to stir some shit.

Anonymous said...

I asked because of the thread BergdorfBlonde posted. I know she met SlowerJoe around the same time-frame (six yrs ago/2007) she says she was raped by an internet friend.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3250162

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3250207

Why is paigepea answering her own question as if she didn't even ask it? So weird.

Anonymous said...

23 I read it as her having a conversation with the other posters. It all makes sense if you read it. :)

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3250179

Nobody's going to comment on this one? Okay, I will. If religion weren't a social construct, this would be called MENTAL ILLNESS.

Anonymous said...

Regarding the rape thread, isn't it weird she didn't press charges because she didn't want her family to know then she tells her sisters and niece. As if it's then a secret.

Anonymous said...

Regarding the rape thread, isn't it weird she didn't press charges because she didn't want her family to know then she tells her sisters and niece. As if it's then a secret.
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I thought she told them years after the incident. Perhaps when she felt like she could talk about it.
No.22 are you sure that was Bergdoff Blonde that met Slower Joe? Chopped Liver did but I didn't think Bergdoff ever interacted with him. I doubt he'd still be posting to 2Peas if he had raped a Pea.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3250192
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Lol #25, here's the companion post to the one you linked. I always wonder if these people think for a minute about why god hasn't answered the prayers of other people if they think god has answered theirs. Lots of people who are out of work pray for a job. Why do only some get a job? Do they think they got one because they're better in some way? Why would god randomly pick this one over that one? Those aren't questions we can answer but it always bothers me when I see this kind of post.

Anonymous said...

Some people are a lost cause.

Some people will not see themselves in this post. (Maybe I'm one of them - oooh that's deep.)

Anonymous said...

M in Carolina never misses a chance to write an essay about her 'medical issues' it must be a miserable life to have nothing else to talk about.

Anonymous said...

BergdorfBlonde is a serious mental case and drama queen. I don't believe a word she says about anything.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3250246

You're resigning from the PTA not as CEO of a fortune 500 company. It is really no big deal.

Anonymous said...

31 Anonymous said... 31
BergdorfBlonde is a serious mental case and drama queen. I don't believe a word she says about anything.
August 25, 2013 at 8:50 AM

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I know right? I feel bad for not believing a woman who says she was raped but damn that bitch has some serious drama in her life.

Anonymous said...

28 I so want to post on 2peafaithful's thread. Sometimes things like that happen to me, too, but I am not a Christian. Is it still God stepping in, or just random coincidence?

If it's God, then why worry about praying day in and day out? Apparently, we are all saved regardless.

If coincidence, could it just be coincidence when it happens to her, too?

Anonymous said...

34 here. I guess I am very sick of religion on this fine Sunday morning.

Anonymous said...

Bergdorf is way older than Slow Joe. Squick.

Anonymous said...

"I know right? I feel bad for not believing a woman who says she was raped but damn that bitch has some serious drama in her life."
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Beautiful Morning aka Liz and Juan aka Maddiesmum said she was raped too and had a LOOOONG thread fighting with (I think) Lauding about it. Never believed a word of it and never felt bad. Trolls like Liz (and the latest troll Limapea) feed off that shit. Sick bitches.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3250251

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All I'm seeing is a penis on her walkway. But maybe I'm just not refined enough for the Peas.

Anonymous said...

damn you auto correct Lauren not Lauding!

Anonymous said...

I just checked out your link 38 and I saw the same thing! Somebody really needs to submit that photo to this website (which is hilarious)

http://accidentalpenis.com/

Anonymous said...

Apparently, we are all saved regardless.

******

Yes we are.

Anonymous said...

I don't know what kind of penises you have seen, but I've never seen one that looked even remotely like that. So, no. I don't see a penis. I think you're pulling and tearing muscles to make that stretch. You must be extremely board.


Anonymous said...

37 Anonymous said... 37
"I know right? I feel bad for not believing a woman who says she was raped but damn that bitch has some serious drama in her life."
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Beautiful Morning aka Liz and Juan aka Maddiesmum said she was raped too and had a LOOOONG thread fighting with (I think) Lauding about it. Never believed a word of it and never felt bad. Trolls like Liz (and the latest troll Limapea) feed off that shit. Sick bitches.
August 25, 2013 at 10:08 AM

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What about the pea who claimed her ex dh raped her and broke her back? Not sure why but that story always sounded and little to made up to me. Especially how quickly everything wrapped up with him and the justice system.

Anonymous said...

It's not an exact dick but yes there is a resemblance there. I think they should have left off the balls, then it would be so phallic looking.

Anonymous said...

42 Anonymous said... 42

I don't know what kind of penises you have seen, but I've never seen one that looked even remotely like that. So, no. I don't see a penis. I think you're pulling and tearing muscles to make that stretch. You must be extremely board.


August 25, 2013 at 11:26 AM

board/bored

Anonymous said...

"board/bored"


oops.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3250271

It's only a matter of time before she completely gives up parental rights to this kid.

Someone want to explain to me why he needs so many mentors?

FFS doesn't he have both a dad and a step dad?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3250257

As long as head-scarf woman didn't show up with shoeboxes full of treats and "Allah Is The Only Way" coloring books, the kids should be safe. Oh wait...

Anonymous said...

take a 'tsunami' of support
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The race to stop ObamaCare before Americans can officially sign up this fall for the government-backed health insurance intensified Sunday with two of the movement’s biggest champions confident they will succeed but acknowledging it will take a “tsunami” of support.

Texas Republican Sen. Ted Cruz, a Tea Party-backed lawmaker at the center of the effort to “defund” ObamaCare, said the fight will play out in the weeks before the Oct. 1 signup date and that success will require a grass-roots effort in which Americans across the country must “demand” their elected officials “do the right thing.”

“This fight is likely to heat up in the month of September,” Cruz told CNN’s “State of the Union." “That's going to be when the battle is engaged.”

CLICK ME lol said...

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Anonymous said...

48, the kid needs mentors to take up the slack his mother creates when she spends so much time peaing and "finding herself" and talking to the skyfairy.

Anonymous said...

don't know what kind of penises you have seen, but I've never seen one that looked even remotely like that. So, no. I don't see a penis. I think you're pulling and tearing muscles to make that stretch. You must be extremely board.

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I see a penis and I AM extrememly bored...

Anonymous said...

I see a ball sack and a pointed penis with another pointed penis on top of the pointed penis and another pointed penis on top of that penis . Use your imagination people!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3250257

As long as head-scarf woman didn't show up with shoeboxes full of treats and "Allah Is The Only Way" coloring books, the kids should be safe. Oh wait...
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Lol

Loving the way they went from headscarf to hijab in the blinking of an eye. Next thing we know it will be a burqa,worn to conceal explosives.

God save us all from religion.

Anonymous said...

I love driving my 2003 green Chrysler mini van with my cell phone stuck inside my hijab. Allah is so good. He invented hands free before there were even cell phones. Allah be praised!

Anonymous said...

Beautiful Morning aka Liz and Juan aka Maddiesmum said she was raped too and had a LOOOONG thread fighting with (I think) Lauding about it. Never believed a word of it and never felt bad. Trolls like Liz (and the latest troll Limapea) feed off that shit. Sick bitches.
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Felt the same way about the Lizard's rape claim. She's one of "those" posters who is an expert on every topic because it was a tragic occurence that also happened to her--only much worse, of course! Or, she's doling out medical advise because she too suffers from that same exact malady--only much worse, of course?

Anonymous said...

kar·ma noun \ˈkär-mÉ™ also ˈkÉ™r-\
Definition of KARMA
1. often capitalized : the force generated by a person's actions held in Hinduism and Buddhism to perpetuate transmigration and in its ethical consequences to determine the nature of the person's next existence

Anonymous said...

scrappower is a fucking cunt. Never met anyone that gets so much joy out of being such a constant fun sucking bitch.

Anonymous said...

Did ya'll run and post on the "How big is your house and how many people live in it post?" Someone is collecting more info for the spreadsheets. The next question will be "How much is your house worth?"

I'm still waiting for shittymommy to post about the size of house #1 and house #2.

Anonymous said...

I don't post that crap. It pisses the hell out of me that I'm suppose to apologize or "justify" my house. Feel the fuck sorry for me. It's over 5,000 square feet without the finished basement. And no, I don't clean it, or mow the fucking lawn either. I have 6 bedrooms and 2 kids, life is fucking awesome.

Anonymous said...

61 doesn't post that crap and then proceeds to post that crap.

Anonymous said...

I don't post that crap. It pisses the hell out of me that I'm suppose to apologize or "justify" my house. Feel the fuck sorry for me. It's over 5,000 square feet without the finished basement. And no, I don't clean it, or mow the fucking lawn either. I have 6 bedrooms and 2 kids, life is fucking awesome.
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Sounds like white trash won the lottery and bought herself a big 'ole house.

Anonymous said...

Shoot. My house is a 1300 sq feet, and is falling down around me. I don't clean it or mow the lawn either. I have 6 kids and 2 bedrooms, like is fucking awesome here too.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like white trash won the lottery and bought herself a big 'ole house.
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Sounds more like someone is lying out of their big fat asshole actually.

Anonymous said...

If it makes you all feel better assume I'm lying or white trash who one the lottery. I don't really give a fuck. And you're right, I should have said post shit like that at the bucket.

I was barely middle class growing up, so you could say I'm white trash. And if by lottery, you mean went to college and ended up with a high paying career and a husband with a high paying career, you'd be right.

The real lottery though is the housing game. It helps to live in an extremely expensive area when housing prices are skyrocketing, and then move to a more moderate area. If you can actually time that to be right before the housing market crashes, it's kind of like winning the lottery.

Anonymous said...

Well, isn't that special?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3250435

I have an associates in paralegal studies and I am a paralegal. I'm continuing on to get my bachelors and, hopefully, law school. AngelKriC

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Is she the one with the dh who steals some serious shit from his employers? If so that degree will really come in handy.

Anonymous said...

a degree funded by HL lol

that's one way to go

Anonymous said...

65Anonymous said... 65 Sounds like white trash won the lottery and bought herself a big 'ole house.
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Sounds more like someone is lying out of their big fat asshole actually.

August 26, 2013 at 2:39 PM


Sounds to me like she's just got her act together and doesn't need to brag about it....

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3250357

No one can help someone new because they might be a troll... lame.

Anonymous said...

71 tizzle isn't new and she's odd. Very needy with men.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3250479

haha freebird really is an idiot.

Anonymous said...

That's what she gets for wanting to be first with a death thread.

Anonymous said...

scrapower just needs to go the fuck away. She posts on every single thread, contributes nothing and most of the time backpeddles when the majority don't have the same opinion as her.

Anonymous said...

No one can help someone new because they might be a troll... lame.
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go help her 71 nothing stopping you.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3248980

2peafaithful sure is a Debbie Downer on the back to school picture thread.

Anonymous said...

Is Bumpea actually Lisa/Goin' Nuts?

Anonymous said...

Its weird that a post about farts goes on for 5 or more pages but poor 1scrappyRN can only get 6 responses on her jean sniffing post....

Come one there have to be a few more peas who sniff their jeans - or won't they admit to it unless a tier 1 pea does? Actually jean sniffing sounds like some sort of weird sex fetish doesn't it?

Anonymous said...

I live with two sons and a dh, I don't sniff dirty clothes because even if mine were OK going into the basket after sitting with the boys dirty stuff it's not going to be very fresh.

Anonymous said...

Did ya'll run and post on the "How big is your house and how many people live in it post?" Someone is collecting more info for the spreadsheets. The next question will be "How much is your house worth?"
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Actually no. I refuse to answer any of those spread sheet questions. What state do you live in, what kind of car do you drive, what color is your house, how many kids do you have..

Anonymous said...

Agreed, 75. Scrappower is always desperately seeking a shitstorm. And she always does it in such a way that she tries to claim innocence. But it's obvious what she's looking for and it ain't love and light.


Anonymous said...

Sounds to me like she's just got her act together and doesn't need to brag about it....
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I think you need to look up the definition of "brag". That is precisely what she was doing.

p.s. Can someone provide the abbreviated scoop on the thieving husband?

Anonymous said...

LUMO I hate looking up your nose. Change your avatar.

Anonymous said...

76 Anonymous said... 76

No one can help someone new because they might be a troll... lame.
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go help her 71 nothing stopping you.
August 27, 2013 at 9:05 AM

Do you feel superior or something now? :/

Anonymous said...

why yes, yes I do as a matter of fact.

Anonymous said...

2peafaithful sure is a Debbie Downer on the back to school picture

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She's another attention-starving dumbass.

Anonymous said...

why yes, yes I do as a matter of fact.

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Funny, you don't come across as superior.

Anonymous said...

Lol. Scrappower was dead on in freebirds thread. It is obvious that barb is a blog bitch. Freebird has posted threads about dead ppl before she could confirm them before. It is a favorite pea pastime.

Anonymous said...

I don't remember free-bird posting a famous dead person thread EVER so I'm gonna need some links or you're full of shit.

Anonymous said...

I don't know about Barb but it's really obvious scrappower is a blog bitch. Emphasis on BITCH. She was not dead on, in that thread, just a bitch.
I'm not one for guessing who made a post here, but 89 just SCREAMS scrappower.
And I mean SCREAMS.

Anonymous said...

You can think what you want, but I am not scrappower, so your screaming would be WRONG. And I mean WRONG.

Anonymous said...

Somehow, I don't think I'm wrong.

Anonymous said...

God who the fuck cares?

Anonymous said...

Is Oliquig raising her niece or are they just really close?

Anonymous said...

You do 94.


Anonymous said...

94 doesn't care... even I can see that! Duh!

Anonymous said...

Damn Brynne went from miss duck face to beavis with one easy hair cut.

Anonymous said...

Just Lizzy
Original Pea #5005

PeaNut 19,817
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Posts: 20,296
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Loc: On the rocky shores of life... AKA Mid-Missouri
Posted: 8/27/2013 2:26:51 PM
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Imagine how the husband must feel if he doesn't know about her posting. The whole world of FB now knows he can't afford to take his wife out for their 25th anniversary.



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Now think about that for a second (longer if it takes you LMAO)

Anonymous said...

95, yes Oliquig is raising her niece.

Anonymous said...

Thanks 100 I've never seen her give any details but have noticed she always mentions her and has photos of her. Not that I need to know why or anything.

Anonymous said...

You'll have to spell it out for me 99. I'm just not getting it.


Anonymous said...

Imagine how the husband must feel if he doesn't know

Anonymous said...

"There is no way I'd tolerate having a husband telling me I had to choose between marriage and education." biochempea

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Glad she has a line in the sand. After all she'll put up with a douche bag who drives the wrong way for 3 hours before he figures it out and is no help around the house.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3250601

Anonymous said...

104 you care enough that it makes you glad? I don't care if her husband gets lost again - it was hashed out here over and over when it happened.

old news = blog news = ssdd

Anonymous said...

Opps, sorry I forgot you read here Ashley. Over the years you've made your dh out to be a real winner. I'm just surprised that there is any reason you'd consider leaving him.

Come on, even the most directionally challenged person should be able to figure out they're lost way before 3 hours goes by.

Anonymous said...

maddiesmum is so dumb she makes my head hurt.

Anonymous said...

yep 107.

Anonymous said...

106 are you seriously addressing that comment as if Ashley wrote it? You're the biggest retard of the blog. Would she say that - probably not.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3250638

Oh ffs God forbid someone else also gets a complement on a craft.

Anonymous said...

maddiesmum is so dumb she makes my head hurt.
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I think it's simply a case of Liz frying what little intellect she had with all the heavy duty prescriptions she's taken over the years--and continues to take. If you've followed her long enough on the Peas and her other websites, you'd know she's a raging hypochondriac.

I shouldn't enjoy her posts, but to be honest, I get a real hoot out of her irrational blather.

Anonymous said...

103 Anonymous said... 103

Imagine how the husband must feel if he doesn't know

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That part I get. It's this part that makes it sound like there was something more to it that we missed:

"Now think about that for a second (longer if it takes you LMAO)"


Anonymous said...

112 YOU may get it but the OP @ the bucket didn't or she would have backspaced that shit.

Why do people insist on arguing here about the stupidest shit? The idiots here outweigh the intelligent people by far. No, I didn't expect better, just pointing out the obvious. Waiting to watch someone get all bent out of shape now because of their intelligence level. Sorry Sparky!

Anonymous said...

The State Department made clear Wednesday that the Obama administration plans to bypass the United Nations Security Council as it prepares for a possible strike on Syria, after having failed to win support from Russia.

In blunt terms, department spokeswoman Marie Harf said last-ditch efforts to win support for an anti-Assad resolution at the U.N. were unsuccessful, and the U.S. would proceed anyway.

"We see no avenue forward given continued Russian opposition to any meaningful council action on Syria," she said. "Therefore, the United States will continue its consultations and will take appropriate actions to respond in the days ahead."



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Now where's that dumb bitch who posted here that the U.S. would never get involved with attacking Syria? Hmm?

Anonymous said...

I think it's simply a case of Liz frying what little intellect she had with all the heavy duty prescriptions she's taken over the years--and continues to take. If you've followed her long enough on the Peas and her other websites, you'd know she's a raging hypochondriac.

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You follow her on other websites? That's creepy.

Anonymous said...

FFS 111! What is wrong with you? I hope she sees this!!! You need help!

Anonymous said...

I don't know anything about what prescriptions she takes or if she even does, but maddiesmum IS a dumbass. Were you offended that she was called what she is or that someone said she takes too many drugs?


Anonymous said...

What dumb fuck invited Trayvon Martin's parents to stand on the steps of the Lincoln memorial today? MLK Jr. is rolling over in his grave because TM was NOT what MLK Jr. stood for. TM was a racist thug who didn't die because some hispanic dude "profiled" him. TM is dead because he was going to teach that creepy ass cracker a lesson he'd never forget. TM was a racist thug who lived and died with a life of violence. That is NOT what MLK Jr. stood for. Trayvon Martin's parents tainted that hallowed ground where MLK Jr spoke.

Anonymous said...

Oh good god, 118, you are not only a racist twat, you're psychotic, too. Does it make you feel better about your own bigotry to libel a murdered teenager who isn't here to stand up for himself?

Anonymous said...

It's not libel if it's the truth 119. Trayvon Martin is dead due to his own actions that night.

Anonymous said...

It is libel when you make up shit that didn't actually happen. SMDH

Anonymous said...

You don't know what the hell happened or didn't happen, 121.


Anonymous said...

Shaking your damn head isn't going to change that.


Anonymous said...

116 Anonymous said... 116

FFS 111! What is wrong with you? I hope she sees this!!! You need help!
August 28, 2013 at 4:27 PM

^^This

# 3,468,221 why you don't over share on the internet.

Anonymous said...

It doesn't sound like an overshare to me. It sounds like a case of stalking to me. Who's dumb enough at two peas to stalk her and brag about it?

Anonymous said...

And you sure as shit weren't there, 122. So don't make shit up.

Anonymous said...

125 Anonymous said... 125

It doesn't sound like an overshare to me. It sounds like a case of stalking to me. Who's dumb enough at two peas to stalk her and brag about it?
August 28, 2013 at 6:50 PM

Are you fucking stupid? or?

It's over share or no one 'could' stalk. Quit being a dumbass just for the sake of arguing with someone.

Whoever is stalking anyone, anywhere is a fucking dumbass.

Anonymous said...

maddiesmumliz reminds me of my drug addicted sister. Same irrational thought process and mindless ranting.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like you're the one with the irrational thought process and mindless ranting, 128. Get a life and stop stalking her.

Anonymous said...


It's over share or no one 'could' stalk.

Not true. All you need is someone's user name and google.

Anonymous said...

oh right 130 because going to google and typing in Liz is really going to help the psycho stalker here.

why are you taking up for the psycho anyway?

Anonymous said...

Not taking up for the psycho. Just pointing out that you don't need to over share for someone to stalk you. It must be Lauren going after maddiesmom because no one else is remotely interested in that idiot. Lauren is a well-known crack pot and jealous bitch.

Anonymous said...

because going to google and typing in Liz is really going to help the psycho stalker here.


+1000000

Anonymous said...

"And you sure as shit weren't there, 122. So don't make shit up."

I didn't make shit up, because I didn't say anything other than, you don't know what happened. I'm not any other number besides 122. I didn't say anything else to you.


Liz R (aka lizandjuan) said...

Lauren has been stalking me on the knitting website Ravelry. She got an account there to argue with others on the message boards, especially the 2peas ravelry board. The bitch isn't a knitter. She's treading on very thin ground right now. As a lawyer she should really know better, no?

Anonymous said...

I have no dog in your fight 135 but how do you know she's not a knitter. If she's using it to "argue with others" and not you specifically then how in the world do you come to the conclusion that she "has been stalking" you? How is that thin ground?

Anonymous said...

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Anthony Weiner is having such a hard time generating support for his limp campaign that he has resorted to paying a rent-a-crowd firm to provide "supporters" for his events, The Post has learned.

Some of the gung-ho Weiner crowds, including at the Aug. 11 Dominican Day Parade in Manhattan, were really actors who were paid $15 an hour by the California firm Crowds on Demand, according to a source with direct knowledge of the deal.

The source said surrogates for Weiner approached the Santa Monica-based company days after Indiana-native Sydney Leathers came forward to say that Weiner had continued his digital dalliances after resigning from Congress.

The campaign asked the company to have actors seem "like either supporters or people who met him and became supporters as a result of that encounter," the source said.

"The people would initially be skeptical and then they ask him various questions but would appear then to be convinced by his spiel," according to the source, who said the campaign used Crowds on Demand "several times."


Liz R (aka lizandjuan) said...

Lauren knows exactly what I'm talking about.

Anonymous said...

Well make sure and update us with all this entertaining shit "Liz".

Anonymous said...

Fire crews battling a record-breaking blaze near Yosemite National Park added a California National Guard Predator drone to their arsenal Wednesday to give them real-time views of the flames that have scorched over 300 square miles.

The MQ-1 unmanned aircraft being remotely piloted hundreds of miles away quickly alerted fire bosses to a new flare-up they otherwise wouldn't have immediately seen.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3250485

This is going to get ugly...

Anonymous said...

Stalking? Hardly. Only had to googled her name once when all her obvious alters denied being Liz on the Peas. Up they popped, read some freaking hilarious entries complete with photos and disturbingly personal info--enough to confirm they were ALL Liz Ramirez. Never had to revisit any of the websites. The only Liz threads I follow now are her frothing on the Peas and her entries here.

Anonymous said...

Lauren has been stalking me on the knitting website Ravelry. She got an account there to argue with others on the message boards, especially the 2peas ravelry board. The bitch isn't a knitter. She's treading on very thin ground right now. As a lawyer she should really know better, no?
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Not an expert, but I don't think anyone reading and commenting on your posts on any message board can be considered "stalking"? If you don't want people to know your personal business, quit putting it out on the internet for god's sake!

Anonymous said...

I don't see how Lauren is stalking anyone. There hasn't been any activity on the 2P ravelry board in several months. You're imagining or making things up Liz.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3250748

After prom sure has changed since I was in high school.

Anonymous said...

After prom sure has changed since I was in high school.
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No kidding! The best part of prom was afterwards, going to whatever shitty bars let us in, drinking too much, and then having fantastic sex at his house and then mine! LOL.

Anonymous said...

http://www.laurenscohenlaw.com/

Anonymous said...

http://www.laurenscohenlaw.com/
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What's the point of posting a business website for a NY attorney?

Anonymous said...

Because that is l'urines website and someone thinks they are so clever.

Anonymous said...

Because that is l'urines website and someone thinks they are so clever.
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What does maddiesmum think we're going to do with Lauren's business website--get a crash course in domestic or bankruptcy law? Makes no sense.

Anonymous said...

The ex-girlfriend of North Korean leader Kim-Jong-un was one of a dozen people reportedly executed by a firing squad last week.

The South Korean newspaper Chosun Ilbo reports that singer Hyon Song-wol and 11 others had been arrested on August 17 for violating North Korea's laws against pornography and was executed three days later.

The paper reported that the condemned, all members of the performing groups Unhasu Orchestra and Wangjaesan Light Music Band, were accused of making videos of themselves having sex and selling the videos, which the paper reported were available in China.

"They were executed with machine guns while the key members of the Unhasu Orchestra, Wangjaesan Light Band and Moranbong Band as well as the families of the victims looked on," a source told the paper. The source added that the victims' families appear to have all been sent to prison camps.

Kim Jong-un reportedly met Hyon Song-wol approximately 10 years ago, before he was married. The relationship between the two is believed to have ended after interference from Kim's father, Kim Jong-il, though the two had been rumored to be having an affair. Kim Jong-un's wife, Ri Sol-ju, was also a member of the Unhasu Orchestra before their marriage. It is not clear if she had any role in the executions.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3250786

lmao a guy that calls a tow truck BEFORE looking under the hood himself? Even a non-mechanic usually takes a look first - wow.

I say the bologna was put there by a coworker(?). What a weird story all around.

Anonymous said...

Brownie on the Spot?

Among some of the initial adaptions of at-home 3D printing will likely be on-the-spot food like pastries or entertainment items like toys, says Hod Lipson, Cornell University’s leading voice on 3D printing and the author of “Fabricated: A New World of 3D Printing.”

He says 3D printing today is equivalent to the state of computers in the early 1980s and has the potential to grow very quickly.

“Will it end up in every person’s home? I think the answer is yes,” Lipson said, though he hedged by saying they’ll likely come in many forms, some plastic, others in the cloud, similar to the way computers have transformed over the last 30 years.

For example, people illiterate in the kitchen may find the printer a necessary tool one day, enabling them to whip up meals like eggs or pastries using edible inks while working off a seemingly endless Rolodex of online recipes.


Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3250047

I feel sorry for the people who want to buck the system and send PB anyway (not saying anyone on this thread has). It's all foreign to me; there were no special tables or rules "way back when" (not that long ago lol). Bizarre world.

Anonymous said...

Lauren stalking Liz/maddiesmum? Who cares? Go for it Lauren. Nobody feels sorry for you maddiesmum. From what I've seen of you at the Bucket, you're not any better than her. You're a useless poster adding nothing to any thread whatsoever.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3250745

AN is talking about some "bitch" of a boss she had. Is this the one who had her husband beetlejuice to the bucket to defend his wonderful loving wife? Hope he doesn't show up again if it's the same one..

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2683570

Yeah that AN shit is crazy.

Anonymous said...

Who fucking pissed in beachgurl's cheerios. Her comment on http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3250691 was 1st degree bitch. "I thought it was all about the children" Fucking bitch. Some of us have real jobs where we can't rearrange life because some low life ex is being an asshat. No I'm not maddiek, but I sure as hell wouldn't put up with that bullshit from my ex.

Anonymous said...

http://www.missinfo.tv/index.php/miley-cyrus-vma-backlash-the-rants-petitions-and-memes-of-twerkgate2013/

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3250801

Why does stupid ass seaweed/kelp even bother posting anymore? I guess it's a good thing that Autumn will be here soon again to go with that scarecrow hair/straw.

Anonymous said...

Oh 160 tell me you didn't laugh your ass off that kelstupid posted an actual how to video! The irony was too perfect. Hey dumbass, watch the whole fucking video in the OP and you'll understand you outed yourself as a classless skank.

Anonymous said...

Yep I laughed at her stupidity!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3250750

How is getting mail from a bunch of strange women supposed to cheer up her friends' son?

Anonymous said...

So are we supposed to think that seaweed is all cool and hip by her posting the twerking video??

Anonymous said...

http://pinterest.com/kristinl16/

Weird, she doesn't look completely inept.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3250614

I think a better comparison would be xtina vs. miley but even xtina knew/knows how to dance.

Anonymous said...

Is it really that hard to type Christina?

Anonymous said...

LMAO she goes by XTina asswipe. No, it's not hard to type out CHRISTINA, there, happy? I hate Xmas written like that too but

well, pull the big ass stick out of your ass.

Anonymous said...

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Hm. Somehow I thought that would help. LOL. (I was thinking if you said it was a pine of some sort, better money would be on sap.)

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Right because maples don't have sap... 0o

Anonymous said...

168 Anonymous said... 168
LMAO she goes by XTina asswipe. No, it's not hard to type out CHRISTINA, there, happy? I hate Xmas written like that too but

well, pull the big ass stick out of your ass.

August 29, 2013 at 6:21 PM

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Alright then, my fault. I did not know that.

Anonymous said...

The bitch isn't a knitter.

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and of course everyone on 2 peas is a scrapperbooker.

Anonymous said...

171 Anonymous said... 171
The bitch isn't a knitter.

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and of course everyone on 2 peas is a scrapperbooker.
August 30, 2013 at 8:34 AM

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I'm guessing most people on 2peas at least started out as a scrapbooker.

Anonymous said...

President Obama signaled Friday that the U.S. could act alone to punish Syria for a chemical weapons attack last week, saying the nation has an "obligation as a leader in the world" to hold rogue regimes to account for breaching the rules of war.

Facing rising skepticism in Congress and abroad, the president and top Cabinet officials tried to make a robust case for intervention on Friday -- releasing an intelligence report showing "high confidence" the Assad regime carried out the strike and arguing that responding would be in the U.S. interest.

"This kind of attack is a challenge to the world," Obama said, adding: "A lot of people think something should be done, but nobody wants to do it."

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3250948

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Feeder Lynn got married?

I would love it if my SO wanted me fat. I wouldn't get fat, but when I looked down during sex and saw roll I wouldn't freak out like I do now.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3250948

Is LolaLayout the one who can't have workmen in the house or someone deliver a parcel unless her husband is home? If so he sounds like a complete control freak.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure it's just a good, wholesome, Christian marriage.

Anonymous said...

Is there a new blog everyone is posting on? This place is dead.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking 177. I can't believe it's been over a week and it's still on page 1.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3251078

This is why you should only pay for your childrens education if you can truly afford it.

Anonymous said...


This is why you should only pay for your childrens education if you can truly afford it.
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Or why women shouldn't raise/marry selfish assholes.

Anonymous said...

President Obama said Saturday the United States should take military action against Syrian President Bashar al-Assad for using chemical weapons on civilians but also turned to Congress for approval -- dealing a potential setback to America's foreign policy and setting up what will likely be a hard-fought Washington debate on the issue.

“This menace must be confronted,” Obama said of the Assad regime’s alleged chemical attack, speaking from the Rose Garden.

However, the announcement also raised the question about whether the president put the burden on Congress to act.

"President Obama is abdicating his responsibility as commander in chief and undermining the authority of future presidents," said New York Rep. Peter King, a member of the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence. "The president doesn't need 535 members of Congress to enforce his own red line."


Anonymous said...

FFS, the man really cannot win with them, can he?

Anonymous said...

With THEM? Wait until YOU see what's coming next. It won't only be THEM on the receiving end, you'll be in line for it too. Enjoy life as you know it, while you can.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3250502&pg=3

maddiesmum is the biggest dumbass on the planet.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like maddiesmum is absolutely right to me. That makes you the dumbass, 184.

Anonymous said...


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Let me Google that for you:

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Thanks! Don't know why I didn't think to google that.

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LOL

Anonymous said...

You need your hearing checked them 185.

Anonymous said...

KristinL16 is one of the stupidest peas at the bucket. She and Child Of Grace are neck and neck in the idiotic question competition. How do these two get through the day? Holy shitballs!

Anonymous said...

What's so dumb about what she said, 187?

Anonymous said...

The peas are some of the dumbest people on the planet and I agree, I often wonder how they get through the day.
That coat hanger one had my head spinning.
The new coat hangers she bought have a 'bar' across the bottom, she's never seen or used these before, do they work the same and can she hang shirts on them?
Holy fuck.

Anonymous said...

Lauren's here obsessing about maddiesmum again. That cunt really needs a life already.

Anonymous said...

191 - that kind of shit is so old... but whatever makes you feel good I guess.

Anonymous said...

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Skybar has been back for some time now. I didn't realize she was missing. I knew where she was - guess other peas didn't tho.

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lol @ her last post. Can't believe the Ps wanted to chase her down. What I can believe is that one of you the bitches here claimed she had died...

Where is Annasmella (thanks yakcherryeye)? She's been MIA for 3 weeks. She must be on some fabulous (paid for by her friends or Mom) vacation. She loves a freebie!

Anonymous said...

189 Anonymous said... 189

What's so dumb about what she said, 187?
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Gawd you really are a dumbass, maddiesmum.
You've done nothing on that thread except fight with MrsT, then tell her how much she loves to fight with people and then you turn around and fight with someone else.
You add nothing to any thread ever except duplicate smileys and still can't see what a dumbass you are. And don't tell us you aren't maddiesmum, because only she would be dumb enough to post that shit and then ask what's so dumb about it.
NOBODY else would do that.

Anonymous said...

And maddiesmum is the only dumbass obsessed with seeing Lauren in every other post you read.

Anonymous said...

maddiesmumliz is addicted to her own blather just like limapea.

Anonymous said...

Someone else posted about using Google and got her ass handed to her. Beth posts that and no one says anything to her about being a smart ass. Guess you get a free pass when you have cancer.

Anonymous said...

194 Anonymous said... 194

189 Anonymous said... 189

What's so dumb about what she said, 187?
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Gawd you really are a dumbass, maddiesmum.
You've done nothing on that thread except fight with MrsT, then tell her how much she loves to fight with people and then you turn around and fight with someone else.
You add nothing to any thread ever except duplicate smileys and still can't see what a dumbass you are. And don't tell us you aren't maddiesmum, because only she would be dumb enough to post that shit and then ask what's so dumb about it.
NOBODY else would do that.
August 31, 2013 at 10:02 PM

As the poster you copied and pasted I only had to read your first sentence to see how fucking stupid you are. Not her, stop whining...

It looks like you agreed with your self too (195/196). It sounds like you are more obsessed than anyone with their problems.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3251131

Huge fail on trying to be sarcastic about being gay Karen! wtf

Anonymous said...

199 - the two posters obviously know each other. where is the fail? it is pretty well known that there groups that think gays should not marry because it ruins the sanctity of marriage. Clearly the OP and her girlfriend must have been together at least 10 years - maybe you just fail at understanding a joke between friends.

most likely, because you have none.

whiskey tango foxtrot your own self, dumb ass.

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