Friday, August 23, 2013

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Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3190442

No one should where those shoes. Ever.

Anonymous said...

Nobody does WHERE those shoes. Ever.

Anonymous said...

LOL oops. Thanks #2.

Anonymous said...

Hey, dimwit. Yeah, you, Limapea. According to Merriam-Webster, an academic is a teacher at a college or university.

http://www.learnersdictionary.com/definition/academic%5b2%5d

You're welcome.

Anonymous said...

She's passed out from the booze #4.

Anonymous said...

AFTER DELAY, OBAMA TO STEP UP SYRIA ARMS SHIPMENTS -- The WSJ reports that despite President Obama’s promise to arm Syrian rebel forces after the first use of chemical weapons in that country’s civil war in 2012, no U.S. equipment has reached the Islamist fighters backed by the administration.

Anonymous said...

Fuck that! I didn't sign up to fight side by side with Al Qaeda!! Obama pull your head out of your ass so you can start getting some oxygen to your brain.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3251332

let's hope the bitch can't multi-task and that's she'll be gone awhile. I'd use his/her/it's name but I don't want to peattlejuice granny.

Anonymous said...

Mother's always watching, little one.

Anonymous said...

She's frothing

Anonymous said...

8 Anonymous said... 8

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3251332

let's hope the bitch can't multi-task and that's she'll be gone awhile. I'd use his/her/it's name but I don't want to peattlejuice granny.
September 3, 2013 at 10:34 AM

LOL Let Lauren have her craziness for the day.

Anonymous said...

9 Anonymous said... 9

Mother's always watching, little one.
September 3, 2013 at 10:43 AM

Maybe the crazy granny did make it here today.

Anonymous said...

Who knew Jenny was a Grandmother.

Anonymous said...

Maybe she did!

Anonymous said...

Of course. She's utterly incapable of a rationale conversation. That thread had actual potential to be interesting. Peas who very often don't see eye to eye were managing intelligence discourse. Then our resident cuckoo bird showed up.

Anonymous said...

Yep 15, she HAS to reply to EVERYONE. I really think she's new to the internet and thinks everyone is talking directly to her (or cuckoo like you said could sum it up).

She's the Lefts Athena.

Anonymous said...

I'm a lefty, and I think limapea makes Athena look good.

What an embarrassment she is.

Anonymous said...

You sure spend a lot of time talking about limapea.

Anonymous said...

I saw this t -shirt "Some people think I have ADD but they don't under...Hey look! A squirrel! Perfect for some of our "special" friends.

Anonymous said...

18 Anonymous said... 18

You sure spend a lot of time talking about limapea.
September 3, 2013 at 11:55 AM

Yes because she made herself the topic here yesterday by forcing herself down everyone's throat. Today she's shoving herself down the bucket's throat, hence the bitching about her here. That's how it works.

Anonymous said...

zing!

Anonymous said...

bitch thinks she knows everything about everything. She's doing her best impression of John Kerry over at the bukket today. Hope Lauren engages so the economist can play being the sec of state for awhile.

Anonymous said...

Hey Liz, couldn't you have at least pretended to contribute? I can draw you a map of where Syria is if that helps.

Anonymous said...

Hey limpy. If the village idiot aka liz is your fan, you know you've sunk to serious lows.

Anonymous said...

Limapea2 is nearing official meltdown. Such a shame.

Anonymous said...

Hey kids, do the bosses know they're paying you $8.23 an hour to play on the computer with your inane smackbabble? Now I know you can't lose those jobs or you'll be back in mom's basement - AGAIN. Time to put that GED to work and log off.

Anonymous said...

HEY, Could someone PLEASE cut the mustard? It's not like it's going to hop on my corndog all by itself! (Oh god my side hurts).

Anonymous said...

Hope Lauren engages so the economist can play being the sec of state for awhile.
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Be willing to bet limapea2 will attempt to inflate her "expertise" on the Syrian debate with claims of yet another PhD--this one in Middle Eastern Studies, of course.

Anonymous said...

Limpy entry at the Peas:
"maddiesmom - Oh you know, same old, same old. Scrapbooking, laundry...."
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Laundry? I thought she had "help" to deal with the menial tasks around the the Limpy Estate. We can only hope one of her household lackeys bakes her a delicious pie!

Anonymous said...

Oh you silly 29. You're getting me mixed up AGAIN with MoneyBankingSacksOCash. I'M not the rich one, SHE is. I am very humble. I don't care about big houses, cars, etc. While it's true that hubby makes a 6-figure income, I give most of it away after paying bills. My life is devoted to the development of the mind. Therefore, no lackeys here - you'll have to talk to StacksAGold about that. She knows all about lackeys (being one herself). I don't really bake my own delicious pies - that's my husband's forte. But pretty damn good brownies. Gosh, I'm so flattered. By the way, you accidentally missed the last part of that statement where I wrote ...and smacking the shit out of smackbullies. Just thought I'd catch you up.

Anonymous said...

Someone want to break it to Dr. Limpy that she has a glaring misspell in one of her layouts? LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

Oh what is it now, 31? There are no "glaring" misspellings anywhere in my layouts. Whatever is there, is there for a reason. But thanks for taking the time. Dr. Limpy

Anonymous said...

I guess the delicious pie reference went right over limpea's head. Perhaps she isn't as well read as she thinks she is.

Anonymous said...

33 - I don't read fairy tales and comic books and I don't watch the cartoon channel that you kids like so much. I read big adult books.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, keep telling us how awesome you are, limpea. Obviously we've totally bought in. @@

Anonymous said...

Good. Then my work here is done.

maddiesmum said...

yep you are an oozing pus pocket of knowledge Lumpy.

Anonymous said...

Cute, 37, but fail.

Anonymous said...

37 is pretty close.

Anonymous said...

39 - Close to an aneurysm because of the rage she's dealing with. Close, but no cigar.

Anonymous said...

Awww, Granny got bored at the bucket and has joined here again tonight to through lame insults while SCREAMING about lame insults.

Have fun flipping out.

Anonymous said...

41 - Throw - you mean throw lame insults. I've been everywhere all day - here, there, everywhere. That's what hypomania does - always up, all day, every day, all year, no downs. Jealous?

Anonymous said...

Hey! Who's up for a mustard popsicle?

Anonymous said...

42 froths mustard while "through"ing lame insults.

Anonymous said...

Lima you are good at constantly running off at the mouth; there's really no need to answer every single person on a thread at the bucket. Especially if you're not the OP. You can post a few times and make a point, can't you (I'm not sure you can handle it). Just trying to help you. LOL (I doubt it will help and you'll flip out on this post as well).

Anonymous said...

170Anonymous said... 170 This has gotten totally ridiculous. I'm hoping that Banana Lady shows up soon to update us on her saga. It is infinitely more interesting that this preteen squabbling and name calling. Would you bozos just get a room and get it over with?
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Hi Bananabitch!

Anonymous said...

Confused Child #45 - Here's the problem with your logic. You come here to smack the pearl-clutching Stepford Wives at the Pod because they have all their "rules" everyone must follow. I don't respect or follow those rules because they are simply a form of intimidation in an obvious power grab. I believe I already made it clear to Lucy at the Pod that I can and will post as often as I feel like. My posting does not prevent anyone else from posting anything at any time.

Then you "help me" by parroting back to me the rules I should follow. Do you see the inconsistency yet? I'm certainly not flipping out. I'm getting ready to go to bed, so therefore I'm tired and it's hard to flip out when you're tired. Now, instead of "LOLing", why don't you start "THINKING" before you post in the future. Just trying to help you.

Anonymous said...

Wow Limapee your layouts are just awful, you have zero talent for scrapbooking. No wonder you can 'knock out' a hundred a day.

Anonymous said...

47 Anonymous said... 47

Confused Child #45 - Here's the problem with your logic. You come here to smack the pearl-clutching Stepford Wives at the Pod because they have all their "rules" everyone must follow. I don't respect or follow those rules because they are simply a form of intimidation in an obvious power grab. I believe I already made it clear to Lucy at the Pod that I can and will post as often as I feel like. My posting does not prevent anyone else from posting anything at any time.

Then you "help me" by parroting back to me the rules I should follow. Do you see the inconsistency yet? I'm certainly not flipping out. I'm getting ready to go to bed, so therefore I'm tired and it's hard to flip out when you're tired. Now, instead of "LOLing", why don't you start "THINKING" before you post in the future. Just trying to help you.
September 3, 2013 at 11:05 PM

You THINK people care what you think. There's your problem. As you post whenever you want, I will LOL whenever I want.

Do you knit?

Anonymous said...

45 Anonymous said... 45

Lima you are good at constantly running off at the mouth; there's really no need to answer every single person on a thread at the bucket. Especially if you're not the OP. You can post a few times and make a point, can't you (I'm not sure you can handle it). Just trying to help you. LOL (I doubt it will help and you'll flip out on this post as well).

September 3, 2013 at 10:42 PM

Pegged it. She flips out about everything. She'll read this and think she has to comment too. I hope she loses the NSBR link and the link to here soon. She must not be able to read, if she's into scrapbooking she should be on the "general scrapping" boards. I don't see her going away anytime soon though. Poor thing.

Anonymous said...

45 Anonymous said... 45

Lima you are good at constantly running off at the mouth; there's really no need to answer every single person on a thread at the bucket. Especially if you're not the OP. You can post a few times and make a point, can't you (I'm not sure you can handle it). Just trying to help you. LOL (I doubt it will help and you'll flip out on this post as well).

September 3, 2013 at 10:42 PM

She doesn't understand. Her post after this one stating she's not a rule follower shows she can not read. No one stated rules. It's common courtesy to let others have a chance to talk to others and not dominate a conversation by responding to everyone. Not just talking about a message board either. I bet people hide when they see her coming. Who would want to talk to someone like that. She will answer this too as if someone asked her something or cares but she'll shove it down their throat anyway.

To someone talking about BL, I think BL knows enough to avoid the craziness since she has to deal with so much of it on a regular basis. It's because she really is SMART, compared to this nutcase lima.

Anonymous said...

We're REALLY making Jane some money this time!!!

Anonymous said...

I logged on, saw there were over 650 comments and thought "Oh yay some interesting smack!" and all I got was pages nd pages of limpea. Why must you people engage the limpeas and banana ladies ?????

Anonymous said...

53 - Exactly. I'm Limapea and I couldn't agree with you more. Why DO these silly kids keep engaging me? It's because they're bored, tired, cranky, have nothing of significance in their lives and need to take their anger out somewhere. It's excitement they're looking for.

Now, if I was still working no way would I have time or energy to play games with the kids. But, since I don't have to work, I admit I get quite a few guffaws out of reading and posting here. For instance, You're stupid! You smell! Your layouts suck! You're fat, ugly, and, and, and....." It's the best they can do. But I think my favorite is when they start pounding the proverbial shoe on the lectern about blog etiquette. Now that's a good one! I'm chuckling right now and I don't laugh that easily. Well, more sucky layouts to get to.

Anonymous said...

52 Anonymous said... 52

We're REALLY making Jane some money this time!!!
September 4, 2013 at 3:26 AM

Jane is Limpea - why else make such a fuss over herself. She is new to the internet, she'll move on.

Anonymous said...

53 Anonymous said... 53

I logged on, saw there were over 650 comments and thought "Oh yay some interesting smack!" and all I got was pages nd pages of limpea. Why must you people engage the limpeas and banana ladies ?????
September 4, 2013 at 5:37 AM

The limp chick is engaging herself. No one even has to talk to her and she opens her trap. She rambles about nothing - it's like a retarded heart cat - no one reads her epic length comments either.

Anonymous said...

I'm limapea and I'm not as smart as I say I am. BUT you already know that. I don't like being called names because they've all come so close to the truth. I wish the peas would listen to me but I don't think they are. I have to repeat myself over and over because I just don't fit in. I wish I had a real life and didn't have to try to make new internet friends. It's not working. I think I like the le sabre that Lauren drives and I wanted to be her friend and ride with her. She's smarter than me though and won't let me.

Anonymous said...

What the HELL is wrong with this sandwich? It's just so blah. If only there was SOMETHING I could do to spice it up a little! Make it a little tangy or something. I tried ketchup and it just didn't work. Oh well, guess I'll just have to SUCK IT UP.

Anonymous said...

Good. Then my work here is done.

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Thank you Jesus!!!

Anonymous said...

56 Anonymous said... 56
53 Anonymous said... 53

I logged on, saw there were over 650 comments and thought "Oh yay some interesting smack!" and all I got was pages nd pages of limpea. Why must you people engage the limpeas and banana ladies ?????
September 4, 2013 at 5:37 AM

The limp chick is engaging herself. No one even has to talk to her and she opens her trap. She rambles about nothing - it's like a retarded heart cat - no one reads her epic length comments either.
September 4, 2013 at 6:47 AM

I also think limapea is talking to herself. If not it's sad that a grown woman is refreshing every other minute. The response time is crazy quick. Usually withing a couple of minutes. I think she even beats banana lady's record.

Does anyone know of any other two peas smack blog? This one has jumped the shark big time.

I AM LIMPEA - LISTEN TO MEEEEE!! said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCcgLWWwctc

I'm limpea, this is me in this video, on the right (during the conversation.)

Anonymous said...

Okay now kids, chop chop. Back to work. You know the boss isn't paying you to play on the computer. If you paid someone to work, would you like it if you found them fiddling on a smack site? I don't think so. Not very ethical to say the very least.

Anonymous said...

58 Anonymous said... 58

What the HELL is wrong with this sandwich? It's just so blah. If only there was SOMETHING I could do to spice it up a little! Make it a little tangy or something. I tried ketchup and it just didn't work. Oh well, guess I'll just have to SUCK IT UP.
September 4, 2013 at 6:57 AM

Try mustard...

Anonymous said...

63 - What a super idea! If only someone would just CUT THE MUSTARD for me I'd be all set. Zing zing zing. You wanted to fall there, didn't you?

Anonymous said...

64 makes zero sense.

must be lima. (that mustard thing really bothered her because she tried to be all superior and say it was the wrong saying.)

and in other news... the sky is blue.

look a squirrel

Anonymous said...

In other news .. that nasty fat bastard Ariel Castro hung himself in his jail cell. Fricking coward got off easy if you ask me.

Anonymous said...

65 - Can't put anything past you. You must be an investment banker. I can tell by how smart you are.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3251562

Here's a bone.

Fetch!

Anonymous said...

The math standard focuses on historical math, which has been shown to be a disaster,”. “With the new math standard in the Common Core, there are no longer absolute truths. So 3 times 4 can now equal 11 so long as a student can effectively explain how they reached that answer.”


++++++++++++

WTH

Anonymous said...

Damn this bone is a little dry. Could really use some mustard.

Anonymous said...

70 - still not cutting the mustard.

poor thing.

Anonymous said...

The peas are slipping, just saw on CNN 1 student dead due to a stabbing at a high school in Texas. Surprised there aren't 3 threads about it yet.

Anonymous said...

It doesn't involve guns, so they aren't interested.

Anonymous said...

Okay now kids, chop chop. Back to work. You know the boss isn't paying you to play on the computer. If you paid someone to work, would you like it if you found them fiddling on a smack site? I don't think so. Not very ethical to say the very least.
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Better learn to deal Lymphus. Since I only make $8.00/hour in my minimum wage job at the Walmart, I don't care if the boss is watching or if he fires me. Until he does though, smacking your old puckered ass on company time is like my own personal employee benefit package!

Anonymous said...

74 - Oh my god! How did you know my ass was puckered! This is so freaky - it's like you can see through walls! Super powers! Wait - you're not stalking me, are you? I'm so humiliated and ashamed. I was afraid someone was going to find out I had cellulite sooner or later. Looks like I'll be packing it in here now.

Anonymous said...

69 - where that quote come from? New Age fucking hippies that don't understand math.

Anonymous said...

LOL 68.

Anonymous said...

<3 you 668! woof woof

Anonymous said...

76 Anonymous said... 76

69 - where that quote come from? New Age fucking hippies that don't understand math.
September 4, 2013 at 12:32 PM

That's the new "Common Core" CRAP being taught in at least "some" of the United States schools now. Isn't it nice to know they're teaching the kids "as long as you can explain it, it's correct" to our youth?

Reminds me of the mph video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhm7-LEBznk

(That is painful to watch)

OR

Miss South Carolina!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQdhMSEqhfg


Anonymous said...

79 here, ignore the "to our youth" part of that question. (...watch, someone will not see this and go nazi on it)

Anonymous said...

http://www.corestandards.org/in-the-states

Forty-five states, the District of Columbia, four territories, and the Department of Defense Education Activity have adopted the Common Core State Standards.

Anonymous said...

mmmmmm good bone....... You rock 668

Anonymous said...

(could use a little mustard)

Anonymous said...

go play in traffic lima

Anonymous said...

For people who believe in an all-powerful God, fanatics like Elizabeth the Cross Monitor certainly think He needs their help to run shit down here.

Anonymous said...

84 - That was harsh. What if I got hit by a car?

Anonymous said...

http://www.titaniumteddybear.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cop-asks-how-mad-you-were-going.gif

Jane Doe said...

New space is up! Sorry guys, I checked just a couple days ago and it was at 182
Comments...did something happen at the bucket? Lol.

Anonymous said...

Nah, not at the bukkit, it happened here.... that crazy troll limapea won't shut up and she has to last-word everyone. @@

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