Saturday, September 7, 2013

Space 9/7/13

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Anonymous said...

I haven't visited the blog in ages and came to find the hilarity that is Limapea. HOLY SHIT, LADY.

You're bonkers and totally full of shit. In my opinion.

It's hilarious how your jet setting lifestyle suddenly became a normal lifestyle once theories started floating about your real identity.

Your story about buying your kids homes makes no sense. If you bought one or all of them a house, then....it would have been paid off, right? And no way it could have gone into foreclosure? Your crazy story about how your kid lost her job so you had to buy her a bigger home makes zero sense and fails to explain that FORECLOSURE that was posted here. Which may or may not be you.

I also love it when people who are, in my opinion, lying liars who lie, threaten the internet with legal action once they get the butthurt.

Yes, Limapea. Why don't you have your Greek Mafia Legal Eagle brother that you put through college come after the internet and a bunch of anonymous meanies? While you're at it, you should round up all those people who owe you favors (you know, the hundreds of people you've put through college and purchased homes for) and have them come to your defense, too?

You're a regular Oprah Winfrey, aren't you?

Thanks for the entertainment, though. You're frothy and hilarious.

LMFAO!!!

Anonymous said...

ShepardAss and The Magic School Bus: The Fantastical Lawsuit Adventure

Anonymous said...

Hey 2, why'd you have to post that idiocy twice? How much attention do you need you fucking asshole? Put the booze down and sleep it off.

Anonymous said...

I posted twice because I wanted to be sure that everyone knows that, IN MY OPINION, you are full of shit, Limapea.

Fortunately, your vastly powerful and wealthy Greek mafia family hasn't managed to squash free speech yet. I'm askairt, though. Because clearly you have vast amounts of power and wealth. You're just a regular Jackie O., aren't you, Lima?

Anonymous said...

Not limapea, fucktard. Just someone else who knows you have a drinking problem, Lauren.

Anonymous said...

I'll bet all that beer has made you a giant fat ass again, too. Maybe you should have you mouth stapled shut instead of you stomach this time.

Anonymous said...

*your mouth

Anonymous said...

*your stomach Shit, what am I drunk, too?

Anonymous said...

Hey Limpy totally pursue the cyberstalking thing. First up, you have to prove mental anguish. Go visit a psychiatrist and tell him/her all about the mean people on a blog that you kept visiting and how pointing out that you were a liar really, really hurt your feelings. It's a win win people!

Anonymous said...

Watch out Jane, limapea's about to bring the wrath of Michigan state down upon you.

How dare you allow cyberstalking and harassment.

Anonymous said...

Sad. Limpy is now creating multiple personae to stick up for her.

We're all laughing at you, you washed-up phony. It's been a blast watching your make-believe land come crashing down on your head while you squirm and back-pedal. So your family is successful, save the ones you actually had a hand in raising. They're the deadbeats who need mommy to sign the mortgage paperwork for their shitty houses in Shit Town, USA. You couldn't even raise self-sufficient children despite the fact that you're super duper smart? And don't give us the line that you wanted to do it because you have so much dough to spread around. Those houses aren't gifts, they're a last resort that I wouldn't make my dog reside in.

Have fun creating new, volatile imaginary friends to defend your crazy ass. It's very entertaining. Oh, and clearance paper slabs from Walmart aren't considered "the expensive stuff." Even if it was, lipstick on a pig, and all that.

Anonymous said...

From the last thread --
" Good thing I have a brother who's an attorney who's done criminal prosecution. Not like I'll have to pay anyone to do stuff for me. Gosh, especially since I helped him get his law degree! These things really do help out sometimes."

Limapea, you dumbass, are you so stupid that you don't realize your "criminal prosecutor" brother can't take on private legal work on the side? He works fr the government

Anonymous said...

Theresa L. Shapardanis - google it!

Come and get me asshole!

Anonymous said...

***FOR the government.

They frown on their lawyers doing private stuff on the side. I know, because my brother is one, too.

And prosecuting attorneys are ALL public servants, so don't try to tell me differently.

Anonymous said...

Go sleep it off, Lauren. You're embarrassing yourself. No one cares what you say anymore. YAWN.

Anonymous said...

16, if you're talking to me (13 and 15) you are off base. I'm a Lauren hater from way back.

So you can go fuck yourself, basically.

Anonymous said...

Oh okay 17, I'll take your word for it, Lauren. Whoops.

Anonymous said...

Idiot.

Anonymous said...

Well I guess all that praying and cheerleading for Obama didn't work out the way you thought ketsmom.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3252040

I'd have more sympathy if you hadn't been such a bitch during the election:
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3199767&pg=1&sigtoggle=true

Anonymous said...

"Oh okay 17, I'll take your word for it, Lauren. Whoops."
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Juvenile repartee? Has to be the Lizard. The only thing missing is 10+ rolling eyes smilies. A board without a smiley option must be overwhelming.

Anonymous said...

Just keep going, you little investigators. The fact is that I'm an honest, decent, hardworking, smart, energetic person who has compassion for the underdog and has spent my life fighting for them. Most of you are nasty, vile, worthless human garbage. You spend your time trying to tear people apart. You don't use this site to smack what's wrong at 2Peas, it's just a convenient outlet for the most useless garbage in society to let loose since you can't do it anywhere else in real life.

Life has a way of paying you back whatever it is you've put into it. The math is that you get back ten times what you put out. Every day I reap what I sow and life just keeps getting better. The only thing anyone could ever have for most of you is pity. Most of you have and will always have very very difficult lives. When will you get the point? Just being in the same metaphorical room with you leaves a film of stench on me.

But go ahead and just keep doing what you're doing. I'm not the ultimate scorekeeper. Good luck.

Anonymous said...

So limapea, if the blog bitches are human garbage, what about the peas? You've alienated all of them, too.

Sooner or later, maybe you will absorb the lesson that it isn't everyone else, it's you. YOU are the problem.

Stop being rude and offensive to the rest of the world, and the rest of the world can go back to happily ignoring you.

Anonymous said...

The math is that you get back ten times what you put out.

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ha ha ha
That little diatribe of happiness and light and good wishes that you just spouted in @22, that coming back to you ten fold?

Excellent!!

Anonymous said...

22 Anonymous said... 22
Just keep going, you little investigators. The fact is that I'm an honest, decent, hardworking, smart, energetic person who has compassion for the underdog and has spent my life fighting for them. Most of you are nasty, vile, worthless human garbage. You spend your time trying to tear people apart. You don't use this site to smack what's wrong at 2Peas, it's just a convenient outlet for the most useless garbage in society to let loose since you can't do it anywhere else in real life.

Life has a way of paying you back whatever it is you've put into it. The math is that you get back ten times what you put out. Every day I reap what I sow and life just keeps getting better. The only thing anyone could ever have for most of you is pity. Most of you have and will always have very very difficult lives. When will you get the point? Just being in the same metaphorical room with you leaves a film of stench on me.

But go ahead and just keep doing what you're doing. I'm not the ultimate scorekeeper. Good luck.
September 8, 2013 at 7:37 AM

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How can you possibly think that you are so much better than anyone here?

I believe the phrase "pot calling the kettle black" fits perfectly for you.

What exactly will you get back 10 time by calling Ingrid a smug little bitch?

ffs I'm not sure what is going on in your life but it can't be happy and joyful.

Anonymous said...

Limapea I am praying for you. You will be in for a big surprise someday. You act worse than all the claims you make. So sad.

Anonymous said...

I'm so confused. I found this nifty little site for scrapbookers. I was so excited to explain the world to them. When they didn't agree with me, I had to explain just how much better I am then they are and they really must be retarded if they don't agree with me. It didn't matter how much I screamed and stamped my foot they still didn't understand that I am AWESOME and they are garbage. Then they found out I lied about my background, and all they would do is keep harping on that. Why don't they just realize I'm awesome????

- Signed most self-delusional pea ever aka Lymphus

Anonymous said...

no shit 20! Welcome to Obamacare. I sure hope our friend lympus doesn't lose her medicaid vouchers. I hear those bipolar meds and psych holds can get spendy.

Anonymous said...

This entire blog is becoming an ABC After School Special for psychosis.

Lauren has access to background check info as a lawyer. No one but her gives a shit who anyone is at the bucket, especially lizandjuan. No one but a crazy, lonely psycho would stay up to all hours of the night fighting with someone on an anonymous smack blog.

I really pity Lauren and see her for the pathetic old hag she is. There's no boyfriend; she doesn't have time for that with all the blog obsessing she does. Get help, Lauren, before it's too late.

And with that, I'm outta here. I don't want to witness her self-destruction. It's just too sad.

Anonymous said...

As if 14 was worth getting.

Anonymous said...

Nice deflection, Theresa. It's hilarious that you think someone needs special access to find this info.

Make sure you tell Daniel I used your first name. Why weren't you in that old family photo, just Mike and the girls? GROoVESy!

Anonymous said...

Lauren has access to background check info as a lawyer. No one but her gives a shit who anyone is at the bucket, especially lizandjuan. No one but a crazy, lonely psycho would stay up to all hours of the night fighting with someone on an anonymous smack blog.
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Give it a rest maddiesmum. You're the only one who posts late afternoon into the wee hours. Guess since you don't work, you're able to "sleep in"? For what it's worth, NOBODY has to resort to "background checks" on people who incessantly post personal information complete with photos of themselves and their kids on the internet. Hint: QUIT OVERSHARING and then maybe people won't know your real name, or your husband's or your kids or your address, etc., etc. etc.

Anonymous said...

O_o

Anonymous said...

Most logical, thoughtful interesting post in 3 pages, #33. Sad,though that is.

Anonymous said...

"Sooner or later, maybe you will absorb the lesson that it isn't everyone else, it's you. YOU are the problem."




Of all places, that doesn't hold water here or at the bucket. A bully or two start in and the mob mentality takes over. Too many people here with too much time on their hands.
No I'm not limapea.


Anonymous said...

I disagree, 35. I was the one who brought things to a personal level with Limapea and the whole "Shapardis" thing and I'm not a bulky by nature. In fact, I abhor bullying. I was just sick of the rants and being told how stupid and pointless I am and my existence is when I knew the person spewing this stuff is just a below-average (at best) as she accused everyone else of being. One of my prior occupations had me well trained in hunting down personal information and between her unusual last name, layouts, and shards of information she's thrown out here and there, I know a lot of things that I would never share here because it's crossing a line. I just wanted people to know enough to see what a fraud this woman is in case she was getting under their skin. If anyone was starting to be a bully, it was Lima.

And Limapea, I owe you an apology. I was the one who made a dig about your sister and I've felt awful about it ever since. I know you'll say it didn't bother or affect you and I'm trashy reptilian scum, and I am for stooping to that level. I'm truly sorry for a loss I could never fathom experiencing and I'm disgusted with myself for saying what I did. I'm very, very sorry.

Anonymous said...

36 - Thank you for the apology, but it didn't bother me because I've heard low things before. I'm still not a fraud. Two Peas is a scrapbooking site. Often on a layout a person will have actual pictures of people in their families. There may also be other identifying information. I don't go to great lengths to hide anything about myself. The only interest I have is protecting underage grandchildren.

People can go ahead and post my entire family history if they have nothing better to do. Seems like a lot of interest for a person who is "insane." I'm sorry to disappoint but I won't retract what I say about people who make vile, nasty remarks about others that have absolutely nothing to do with their bad behavior. They are pointless and stupid. If you thought that applied to your existence than I think that's more of a reflection of you than of me. If someone said my existence was pointless it would flow off my back like water off a duck. Because it isn't true. It is below average, more than below average and it always will be. The number of threads on this site gets lower every year because good people who have legitimate complaints leave because they are sick of putting up with trashy remarks for lowlifes who's only goal is to destroy.

Anonymous said...

I think you're incredibly gifted when it comes to communicating and expressing yourself. I just don't understand why you're so degrading and demeaning when you're disagreeing with someone. It's such a turn off and it causes people to either disengage or get nasty with you.

It would be nice to see more intelligently displayed perspectives at 2peas instead of the digging in we see from people like Mrs T and Company. There have been times where I was totally in board with what you were saying but you had already told me I was pathetic or dumb in some form (yes, me personally) and I just bowed out of the discussion because it turned into nothing but insults being hurled.

I guess what I'm saying is that I think you have a lot to offer. I just wish you would humble yourself a little. The post on the foster thread? Really informative and interesting for me to read. I wish you wouldn't resort to lashing out.

I know none of this matters and you don't care what people thing, etc.. Just thought I'd throw this out there. You're smart and interesting, but the constant dressing down of others is a lot to take.

Anonymous said...

"Vile, nasty comments," Limapea? You are the one who makes the most vile, nasty comments about others and completely uncalled-for, too.

I can't get over what you did to Ingrid, who is a perfectly nice girl. She disagreed with you once, and you went on the warpath, spewing vitriol.

I will continue to believe that you are a pathetic loser who tries to make herself feel better by bullying others. There's nothing awesome or admirable about you, and nothing to wish for in your sorry life.

Anonymous said...

I'll tell you why I'm "degrading" as you call it. I call it harsh. Because I've seen the damage done to hundreds, if not thousands of children who have been on the receiving end of abuse and bullying, mostly from parents. It destroys lives. When you try to fight a bully by being polite and following certain rules you get nowhere because that is not the language that bullies speak.

There is a way to fight harshly without hitting below the belt. You can attack someone's behavior harshly if that behavior is designed to degrade or tear someone down. Writing is behavior. Also, if someone makes a statement that is based completely on ignorance and they are clearly more interested in preserving their ego, that too is open to attack. What you call bullying I call pushing back.

I always read content and determine the motive behind it. I don't ever "attack" if someone states something out of unwillfull ignorance. It doesn't take a brain surgeon to figure out what the motive behind most writing is. You can easily tell when someone is writing something with the intent of degrading rather than informing. Then I "attack", as you say. I suppose I could politely respond, "Oh fiddlesticks, I just don't quite see it that way." That doesn't work. A metaphorical slap in the face works. Whatever the reaction is, it doesn't matter - the receiver has been called out on what is clearly manipulative, bullying behavior. The only caveat I can add is that you have to be in the right when bullying a bully. I know I'm in the right because if you defend truth and justice you are never wrong. If that sounds like superhero talk, so be it. I've fought for the rights of abused kids my whole life and I have nothing to apologize for. In the rare instance I inadvertently offend an innocent person, I chalk it up on the great chalkboard of life to error and the fact that better an adult suck it up than a child. I never intentionally attack anyone who doesn't show bullying tendencies. Besides, this is a smack site. There is nothing wrong with legitimate smack. We've all been on the receiving end of shit in life and want recourse. Unfortunately this site has diminished to the point where it's a handful of bullies calling each other fucking cunt and not actually smacking actual points of contention. And I also have zero patience for people who are strongly invested in opinions in areas where they have not spent any time or energy investigating. It's all ego defense and no content. Yes, it's true, I'm harsh. But look where this country is because a lot of Republicans think Mitt Romney was just the greatest. But that's another story.

Anonymous said...

39 - Ingrid is NOT a perfectly nice girl. Several times on other threads she has made a point of making snarky snide remarks with her snooty little brain and then haughtily announced she was putting me on ignore. First of all, who cares? As if I won't be able to sleep because INGRID put me on ignore.

I guess you aren't able to spot manipulative bullying behavior as I am because people try to cloak it in socially acceptable ways. I can see through that bullshit in a second. If you have any sense of language and human nature you can easily read the attitude that comes through writing. Ingrid's snooty little smug remarks indicate to me that she is a snooty little smug bitch. Whether you agree with me or not doesn't matter. It doesn't even matter if Ingrid agrees with me or not. What matters is that every single time I am confronted with controlling or manipulative behavior I smack back. It will resonate in the brains of those who know it's true. It will slide off the backs of those to whom it doesn't apply.

Bullies get away with being bullies because people are too fearful to smack back or don't want to bother. I've already spent my life helping the defenseless and believe me had no intention of spending time on a scrapbook site to do it again, but was immediately met with a hell of a lot of controlling, manipulative behavior when I started posting on 2Peas. There were a handful there who thought they had the power to control the board when in reality they don't. They only cache on any blog is the written word. Like the open market in economics, the market will determine which word is more valuable based on supply and demand. Just being a member of 2Peas gives no one any more power than a person who just joined. Anyone and everyone is free to write as much or as little as they wish. The market will determine which writing is paid attention to and which is ignored. I abhor power hungry manipulators who tell me I've posted too many times because I just joined 2Peas two months ago. Again, power struggles. Smack me and I'll smack you back. I had no idea scrapbooking was so volatile.

Anonymous said...

You must get along swimmingly with your right-wing Mormon in-laws. Or is it ex in-laws?

Anonymous said...

No I do not get along swimmingly with my right-wing Mormon mother-in-law. She, too, is another controlling bully with a covert anti-social personality. My father in law is great though. No they aren't exes, but I'm not why you're so fascinated.

lookinthemirror said...

power hungry manipulators

Anonymous said...

44 - I have more power than I need. I don't seek power, it comes to me.

Anonymous said...

LOL!

Anonymous said...

Anyone who is compelled to stalk someone online (regardless of whether they "overshare" - whatever the fuck that is) is a sick person who is deeply unhappy with their own life. I think we all know who's doing this here.

Anonymous said...

Oh my goodness. Limapea, you are a sick, sick person.

You are not God, but you think you are.

I think something has gone very wrong with your meds. I don't mean that in a snarky way. You've been around 2peas for a long time and kept a low profile for most of that time. Then suddenly the crazy started poking out all over. I really, really think you need a medical consult, stat.

Anonymous said...

LAUREN, its LAUREN, it's always LAUREN, everything in the lizards life is LAUREN. I think Lizard has a big old lesbian crush on LAUREN. Sorry lymphus, lizard is LAUREN's bitch.

Anonymous said...

48 - See comments like that are just stupid and tired. I haven't been around 2Peas for a long time. I just started posting stuff there in April or May. I don't respond to 99% of the threads there because either I have nothing to add, or it's already been said. I only post on threads that interest me. I'm not on "meds" and only an ignorant stupid shithead of a bully who has nothing more clever to say would write that.

Oh my! How harsh! And yes, you did mean that in a snarky way. Own what you say, but first, ask what your motivation is before you post anything. The only motivation you ever have is to "win" at any cost, but it's obvious you have nothing to say. And nothing to work with, which is why you resort to your sad, tired med so-called jokes. You aren't amusing, informative or entertaining in the least.

Anonymous said...

If you aren't already on meds, then you need to be. Go back and read your posts number 40 and 41. Your brain is not working in anything resembling a normal fashion.

You want to call me a bully and ignore my words, go for it. The only person you're hurting is yourself.

But first ask your family for an honest answer. I think you might be surprised by their response.

Anonymous said...

51 - yawn

Anonymous said...

The irony of Katherine ~SuburbanMom~ talking about bad fashion choices. Her blog, her fashion, is all fugly and I'm constantly shocked at how much money she wasted on the fugly stuff she buys.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3251995

Anonymous said...

Kendra wishes this blog would go go back to snarking about the peas instead of at each other. It is getting boring and tiresome and Kendra doesn't do boring and tiresome. Unless she can make up a drinking game for it. Hmmmm.

Anonymous said...

Kendra wishes this blog would go go back to snarking about the peas instead of at each other. It is getting boring and tiresome and Kendra doesn't do boring and tiresome. Unless she can make up a drinking game for it. Hmmmm.

Anonymous said...

a hypomanic episode can last for days, months or even years. One of the symptoms of hypomania is a heightened sex drive. Therefore, one would not be remiss to tell lympheon to get fucked.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/gallery/member/588355-limapea2/1947354-leather-up/

this layout skeeves me out. I hope the little boy in the picture isn't your grandson. doesn't seem appropriate for a grandma to scrap something like this.

Anonymous said...

Let me get this. You need to make a dish containing chicken and pasta. No orange stuff and you need HELP? Seriously. Chicken and Pasta is one of the most common food pairings known to man. Don't use orange bell peppers. Maybe the OP was confused cause she wasn't allowed to pour Prego over it.

Anonymous said...

57 quit trying to stir her up, she's be quiet since the outing. It was nice to pop in here this morning and not have to scroll past 50 bullshit posts.

Anonymous said...

57 you are right....that layout is beyond creepy, no matter who the child. Yuck. Shoegasm for a child?

Anonymous said...

53, what is the address of Katherine/SuburbanMom's blog?

Anonymous said...

The fucking reclining police are back. FFS the seats recline get over it.

Anonymous said...

Ella Pea is at it again. The last thing that nut job needs to do, is to go off her meds.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3252143

Anonymous said...

59 - I've been quiet since the outing? Okay. Whatever you say. Don't stir me up! Since I was just here yesterday; whatever you do, don't stir me up!

Anonymous said...

On the mad at yourself thread, bergieblond is at it again...."nannying" under the table...and again, she was fired.

Anonymous said...

Everyone is ignoring Limpy on the Syria thread. She's trying so hard and she's being utterly disregarded. Hysterical.

Anonymous said...

Numbers on this thread - down; numbers on Syria thread - up. If only math wasn't so hard! Oh, I know what it is - everyone wants to watch desertpea, krazy and lynlam argue with each other. That's it.

Anonymous said...

M in Carolina is giving heartcat a run for the money in the longest post race.

Poor baby, not only is she a hypochondriac but she has a narcissistic mother as well.

Anonymous said...

Numbers here are down because everyone got sick of reading your crap and left. I used to check here once or twice a day, but since you took over to argue with everyone, I only check here once every 2 or 3 days. Hopefully people will come back once you simmer down.

Anonymous said...

I feel really bad for M in Carolina. I would bet good money that once she cuts out the crappy mom, she will feel better, and some of her issues will disappear. (note I said SOME not all)

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3252097

Wonder if Bayta will comment on the book club since it has now bled into HER book thread...

Anonymous said...

She's chilled. I don't even know what the hell she's saying about the Syria thread. The numbers are going up but everyone is skipping over her posts and talking to each other. Anxiously awaiting her decision to hold her breath until someone pays attention to her.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3252179

I thought all her kids were older, like school age...how old is her youngest??

Anonymous said...

Did anyone save her cuckoo posts before she deleted? Fucking dumbass.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3251937

This op never did come back and say how the assault on her grandson turned out (regarding the police and charges being filed)...

Anonymous said...

Did limapea delete posts? Which ones?

Anonymous said...

Lymphus deleted and edited 90% of the posts on Syria. I was curious why it was showing up as 8 pages and then was only 7 when you opened it. I went back and read from the beginning.

Anonymous said...

Well, she has to prepare things for her epic lawsuit. Can't look too crazy.

Anonymous said...

Oh you paranoid kids. I didn't delete anything. Can't you come up with ANYTHING better to try to attack than these sad attempts? Is there NO ONE else you can focus your little hyena brains on? I would laugh but I actually am in a sad mood now. To think what awful childhoods you kids must have had to turn out the way you have.

Anonymous said...

I knew she'd delete. she'll return as another. shes a shape shifter.

Anonymous said...

Bull shit. We know you don't know how to work a computer, perhaps you were trying to delete some of your buttugly layouts and hit the wrong button. Interesting that your "smack" of Lauren is gone, and your little lovefest exchange with maddiesmum, but your rant to Ingrid is still there. Weird

Anonymous said...

No smack of Lauren is gone, you poor child. If it's gone, I didn't do it. But, I don't have time to re-read every single thing I've ever written. I find it a little strange that you do, but whatever. To each his own. Can we talk about you now? I'm worried. You seem so invested in proving things that don't exist. Have you been suffering from headaches recently? Particularly heavy periods? I'm sensing some lightheadedness coming through in your writing. Just drink more orange juice. A lot of times this does the trick.

Anonymous said...

Posts are definitely gone from page 1. Perhaps Jamie is setting up to ban her ass. we can only hope!

Anonymous said...

Limapea2 has been downgraded to run of the mill, non awesome troll. Took them long enough over there. Liz has a higher profile right now.

Anonymous said...

83 - Hhhmmm, makes one wonder if perhaps YOU have been blocked from seeing posts. I know that I can see everything I've written. Strange.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3252199

Holy Crap!! Mrs t is the voice of reason on this thread!

Anonymous said...

Posts are definitely gone from page 1. Perhaps Jamie is setting up to ban her ass. we can only hope!
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You're right. Some of the more incoherent rants are gone. Bet some of the levelheaded Peas clicked the 'report' option on the posts they found offensive. Bans usually being with Admin deletions.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3252181

You'd think Holy Catholic Mapchic(a) would be praising dress codes, rather than condemning them as "capricious and arbitrary."

black banana said...

I called STJ and had a long chat with her about Theresa. Apparently I was not the only one. Limpy is being closely monitored by admin because so many peas flagged the crazy and over the line posts. it seems there is suspicion that she also jacked the layouts. Another identity thief ---- we will see.

Anonymous said...

Jacked as in she didn't make them at all and uploaded them from somewhere else?!

black banana said...

yes 90

Anonymous said...

"I called STJ and had a long chat with her about Theresa."




Sure you did.


Anonymous said...

Keep that positive attitude up, ShepardAss.

Anonymous said...

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black banana said...

pretty easy to do 92

888.TWO.PEAS (888.896.7327) or 608.827.0852 608.827.0869 fax

Anonymous said...

Sad to read Theresa Collins blog, and the news about her hubby. Wishing the best for them.

Anonymous said...

link please 96

Anonymous said...

89 - Right. You really are getting desperate, aren't you? Because I jacked shitty layouts from someone else? I also took their old photos from the 60s and pictures of my own family to make the pathetic layouts you seem so obsessed with. You are really losing it, 89. Nothing's been deleted from anywhere, nobody "jacked" anything from anyone, and you didn't have any Sherlock Holmes one-on-one with anyone except the other crazy jackass in your head. You just keep working hard, though. It gives you something better to do than open rejection letters all day.

Anonymous said...

By the way, I decided to go ahead and sign up for My Life Alert. How's it going in Seattle/Lynnwood, WA, and Youngstown, OH? Not that hard to do to look people up these days, you know. Oh that's right, you already know that Sherlock!

Anonymous said...

You're so fucking crazy it's scary. I hope you get help.

Anonymous said...

.....what is it talking about? Life Alert? What?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3252228

Of course, he has "some developmental delays." Uh huh. Maybe he's just a brat.

Anonymous said...

What is asslans obsession with George zimmerman?

Anonymous said...

Come on 102 you know it's impossible for a pea to have a normal kid. They are all "on the spectrum, have developmental delays, or so gifted they couldn't possibly follow rules".

Anonymous said...

Seattle/Lynnwood, WA, and Youngstown, OH
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those are 2 pretty big cities Theresa but you're so damn smart that I have every confidence that you can zero right in on us. On the other hand, Lauren lives in NY so you and the lizard should probably send her a hand written note of apology.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3252302

I'd bet my own dogs that the OP didn't break the window herself. I can't see any police or fire department letting a civilian break another civilian's window when the authorities were present.

Anonymous said...

Yeah I thought that sounded like bullshit also 106. It doesn't make sense.

Anonymous said...

On the other hand, Lauren lives in NY so you and the lizard should probably send her a hand written note of apology.
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That would be a sweet gesture. Since one of them posted her business website on Smack, they obviously have her address.

I'd be willing to bet neither knows Lauren personally and yet the Lizard continually accuses her of alcoholism. Isn't that libel? Oh my god! Doesn't that constitute grounds for a lawsuit? Wonder if Lauren is licensed to practice in VA? LOL!

Anonymous said...

"My Life Alert" is a web site that you pay for that will tell you who is searching for you. I think Lauren owns it.

Anonymous said...

Aslan has a serious hardon for GZ, what's the back story there??

Anonymous said...

Aslan is a racist. George Zimmerman murdered an innocent Black boy; therefore, George Zimmerman is a hero. Every time there's a Trayvon Martin thread, Aslan goes nuts defending GZ.

Anonymous said...

After being a landlord for 10 years I find myself becoming more and more racist. I'm not proud of it but some of my tenants have shown me that there are a lot of African Americans who just have a hand out. They don't really want to better themselves.

Don't get me wrong, we've had some loser whites in the units also but they don't try and blame everything on skin color.

Anonymous said...

Here's a phone number someone here desperately needs: Mental Health helpline (877) 721 5741

Please call today, they're waiting for you.

Anonymous said...

www.laurenscohenlaw.com

Anonymous said...

#111 - Trayvon Martin was not an "innocent black boy". Don't forget that while GZ may be an asshole of the biggest magnitude, Trayvon was on top of GZ, beating him. (witnesses saw Trayvon on TOP of GZ prior to the gun shot) Straddling a grown man, beating him are NOT the actions of an "innocent black boy". Trayvon was the one who committed a crime that night. Trayvon assaulted GZ and in his attempt to teach that cracker a lesson, got himself shot in the chest instead. He didn't count on the cracker having a gun. GZ may be the biggest asshole on the planet, but TM was by no means "innocent" that night.

Anonymous said...

Thanks, 109. All I could think of were the "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up" commercials. Kind of humorous that Limpy signed up for a service like that when she tried so hard to convince people she doesn't care if they look her up since they'll never really be able to track her down. Psycho.

Anonymous said...

I see asslan has made it over here.

Anonymous said...

www.laurenscohenlaw.com
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We saw it the first time, doofus! Funny how Lauren didn't come screaming about filing a lawsuit for posting a link to her website. Guess she ACTUALLY knows what it takes to file a suit and what doesn't.

Anonymous said...

117 Anonymous said... 117

I see asslan has made it over here.

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I'm not 115 or Aslan, so there are at least 3 of us who take into account the actual facts (like them or not) of the case.

Anonymous said...

I'm not 115 or Aslan, so there are at least 3 of us who take into account the actual facts (like them or not) of the case.
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Could be "at least 3", but more probably the same person posting as 3. Why I do believe it's out good friends Me, Myself & I? Ha!

Anonymous said...

"Why I do believe it's out good friends Me, Myself & I? Ha!"




Because you're a moron. Ha!

Anonymous said...

Because you're a moron. Ha!
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I do believe the Lizard is with us.

Anonymous said...

I am 115...not 120 and certainly not Aslan. It's really easy to sit back and say that Trayvon Martin was an innocent victim simply because he's dead. But Trayvon's actions on the night of his death were criminal and his actions against a man (asshole or not) with a gun caused his death. Trayvon was not simply walking along and minding his own business. He was beating a grown man. (who yes, was an asshole and most likely deserved it...but it is still a CRIME. Trayvon committed a CRIME) Those that post all the Trayvon Martin innocent victim stuff are failing to see the clear facts that Trayvon's actions brought upon his own death.

Anonymous said...

Mylife is a scam.

Anonymous said...

"Those that post all the Trayvon Martin innocent victim stuff are failing to see the clear facts that Trayvon's actions brought upon his own death."


Bears repeating.

Anonymous said...

What imbecile thinks they outed Lauren? For fuck's sake the bitch linked to her facebook page on a thread not too long ago. It would have been interesting if she wasn't a lawyer. No one gives a fuck about people's real name unless they're lying about their "credentials" and lifestyle. Dumb fuck.

Anonymous said...

limpuss is trying desperately to get the Peas to engage with her on the Syria thread. The more they ignore her the more manic her posts are getting. I can't wait to see her lose her shit when the righteous righties and the loony lefties start arguing about the fucktastic speech her "man Barry" just gave and they won't let her play! Ha!

Anonymous said...

I've never seen the peas collectively ignore someone who's trying so hard to engage them, for the most part. I'm kind of impressed.

Anonymous said...

Talk to me. Talk to me! Talk to me!!!!!!!!

It's fucking hilarious.

Anonymous said...

most of the time I hate the Peas but today I think I love them. I can't think of anything more amusing than watching a hyomaniac being dismissed as if she were invisible. I hope being considered completely inconsequential doesn't damage Lymphus self esteem @^@

Anonymous said...

hypomaniac

Anonymous said...

I don't think even Cliclet Choppers is stupid enough to engage the crazy lady.

Anonymous said...

Chiclet Choppers damn you iphone!

Anonymous said...

okay i admit to being a relatively new pea, what the fuck is a chiclet chopper?

Anonymous said...

MapChic?

Anonymous said...

She can't afford a decent can of paint but she can afford to fly?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3252179

Anonymous said...

I am amazed she made it to her 60's with her brains.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3252245

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3252402

I think it's hilarious that she chose joy as her word for the year, does she even know what it means?

Anonymous said...

okay i admit to being a relatively new pea, what the fuck is a chiclet chopper?
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Kristina aka Krusty

Anonymous said...

I'm not a new pea and I never would have figured that one out. @@

Sometimes extreme obscurity is just.... obscure.

Anonymous said...

140 Anonymous said... 140

I'm not a new pea and I never would have figured that one out. @@

Sometimes extreme obscurity is just.... obscure.

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And useless. It makes your entire post useless. Can't you just call them by their name so we know wth you're talking about. Your attempt at being clever and/or funny is a big fat FAIL.


Anonymous said...

And useless. It makes your entire post useless. Can't you just call them by their name so we know wth you're talking about. Your attempt at being clever and/or funny is a big fat FAIL.
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Not sure why the hell you think anyone would give a rat's ass about what you can or cannot figure out?

Anonymous said...

"Not sure why the hell you think anyone would give a rat's ass about what you can or cannot figure out?"


No one knew who you were talking about. It's unclear why you think any one will know who you're talking about when you give posters entirely different names than the ones they go by.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3252446

How nice that annabella can't be bothered to consider a serious allergy when she had a dinner party. So you pay to go to her party, then you get sick from the food. Sounds like a great time!

Anonymous said...

No one knew who you were talking about. It's unclear why you think any one will know who you're talking about when you give posters entirely different names than the ones they go by.
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"NO ONE KNEW...?" Numerous posts referencing Krusty and Chiclet have been commented on and responded to on the Smack board for at least a couple of months, maybe longer. A few even had links to Krusty's new Pea photos.

Either you are really new or rarely visit the Smack board. But, you're here now, so try to keep up.

Anonymous said...

143 I knew what she was talking about. Here is a cheat sheet for those of you who are unfamiliar with the blog names.

Chiclet (and derivatives of) = Kristina's teeth
Krusty Mullet = Kristina
Krusty = shortened version of above
Lowrent = Lauren
L'Urine = see Lowrent
Typhus = Mrs T
Kelp = Kelpea
Seaweed = see Kelp
BL = Banana Lady
Banana boobs = see BL
Lizard = Liz&Juan, Liz, Beautiful Morning, Maddiesmum
Lynlam = Flimflam
Skybar = Skyfart
Lousewife = ADD Housewife
Limapea2 = Limpy, Limpus, Lymphus, Limpdick, Limp, Theresa & fucking crazy out of her damn head woman

Those are the few I can remember off the top of my head. I'm sure there are some that I've missed.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3252462

Shut the fuck up, flanz! You're a hypochondriac with a grocery list of symptoms every week.

Anonymous said...

I had a hunch Asslan was in an abusive relationship. Many abused women get brain damage from being sucker punched in the head throughout the years and she's obviously not all there.

Anonymous said...

Chiclet? Kristina's teeth? How retarded. How about a nickname for the creepy Kristina stalker.

Anonymous said...

I don't think there is one 149 but since you seem to be butt hurt about it, make one up.

Anonymous said...

I've always preferred skybarf over skyfart.

Anonymous said...

Chiclet? Kristina's teeth? How retarded. How about a nickname for the creepy Kristina stalker.
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Perhaps My Life Alert can actually identify the evil stalker for you?

Anonymous said...

Is Blogger broken? No posts in almost seven hours? We must be pretty boring. Lol

Anonymous said...

ded

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3252148#31314664

the crazy has been unleashed on a sewing thread. During the sewing circle, cupcakes will be served. @^@

Anonymous said...

153 Anonymous said... 153
Is Blogger broken? No posts in almost seven hours? We must be pretty boring. Lol
September 11, 2013 at 7:04 PM

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It's normal for this blog to not have many posts. Without limapea refreshing, ranting and talking to herself every 3 minutes this place is a ghost town.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3252592

No, not one pea ever has had fibromyalgia.

Anonymous said...

Who is this limapea2 bitch and why is she being so stupid?

Anonymous said...

Who is this bitch who's so preoccupied with limapea2 and why is SHE being so stupid?

Anonymous said...

You should probably read through comments in the past two blog posts, 158. It explains everything. We're all mind of enjoying the fact that she's shut up and the peas (even the ones who agree with her) are basically ignoring her posts because no one wants to be associated with such a volatile nut job.

Anonymous said...

159Anonymous said... 159 Who is this bitch who's so preoccupied with limapea2 and why is SHE being so stupid?

September 12, 2013 at 11:47 AM

YOU must the bitch that posts stupid shit on the bucket. Glad finally someone shut your trap shut! It was getting too embarrassing that someone with your stupidity exists in society these days.

Anonymous said...

O_o

Anonymous said...

Amen 161, amen!

Anonymous said...

Krusty changed her picture. She looks fat.

theoriginalbananalady said...

Why are people still bringing me up? Do you realize how long it has been since I have posted anywhere? Are you really that bored?

Anonymous said...

I must have missed it. Who brought you up? Limply has been the freak of the week.

theoriginalbananalady said...

#146

Anonymous said...

humm...it seems to me that 146 was providing a list of nick names for the frequently smacked peas because someone asked a question. I don't think it was done to "bring you up". Deflate that ego of yours a little.

theoriginalbananalady said...

No ego, just wondering why I was mentioned. Chill.

Anonymous said...

Fibromyalgia the fake "disease", that hypochondriacs have.

Anonymous said...

169theoriginalbananalady said... 169 No ego, just wondering why I was mentioned. Chill.


September 12, 2013 at 9:47 PM

Perhaps YOU should chill some.

Anonymous said...

Fuck you #170. Must be nice to be perfect and healthy. Go back to your little bubble and eat some bon bons.

Anonymous said...

Isn't it exciting that two of Lauren's alters are back this week? Enough and Oilbrat are posting again! Weeeeeee!

Anonymous said...

Isn't it exciting that two of Lauren's alters are back this week? Enough and Oilbrat are posting again! Weeeeeee!
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The Lizard lives! Good morning, Sunshine! And up so early. What's the world coming to? Did old, mean Juany drag your lazy ass out of bed?

Anonymous said...

172 Anonymous said... 172
Fuck you #170. Must be nice to be perfect and healthy. Go back to your little bubble and eat some bon bons.
September 13, 2013 at 5:22 AM

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Sorry but I agree with 170. The only women I know with it are fat lazy ones that do not want to work.

And no I am not perfect, don't live in a bubble or eat bon bons.

Anonymous said...

I know two that are skinny and have it. They work 40+ hours a week and take care of a family and house. One goes with me to the gym four times a week.

So not all are fat and lazy....

Anonymous said...

165 theoriginalbananalady said... 165
Why are people still bringing me up? Do you realize how long it has been since I have posted anywhere? Are you really that bored?
September 12, 2013 at 8:19 PM

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You really do need attention don't you? No one brought you up, listing peoples nicknames/initials isn't bring you up.

Saying "I wonder if BL has stole anyone else's identity lately". would be bringing you up.

Anonymous said...

I know a fibro patient who is thin and young - diagnosed at age 16. Goes to college and works. And another who is thin and over 40 who works over 40 hours a week and takes care of her home and family. Both take meds and both "deal" with their pain with little or no respect from most of the people in their lives. Not all fibro patients are fat fakers. Quit generalizing - it just shows your lack of intelligence.

Anonymous said...

"No ego, just wondering why I was mentioned. Chill."


I'm one of those that gets annoyed by those constantly bringing you up out of the blue. But this time you're looking for something that isn't there. You don't have to wonder. Just read the thread and you'll see why you were mentioned and realize it wasn't to start something with you.


theoriginalbananalady said...

Okay, my bad.

Anonymous said...

Bananalady, you need to stop posting your shit all over the place and then monitoring what's being said about you. It's not healthy. you shouldn't have put it out there in the first place.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3252429

Gotta make sure she gets credit for her RAK.

Anonymous said...

I have done many anonymous RAKs, but I admit if someone else took ALL the credit for something I did I would casually say something as well. Really crappy of the coworker to take all the credit.

theoriginalbananalady said...

Posting my shit all over the place? Ok, whatever you say.

Kendra speaks said...

the receiver has been called out on what is clearly manipulative, bullying behavior.

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You want to see some manipulative bullying behavior? That was NOT brought out by anyone attacking anyone?


"Are there actually grown adults who don't know how many freaking feet are in a yard!?!?! I find this absolutely incredible. I'm speaking of Americans, of course. This is not some specialized knowledge that only a few gifted people in certain fields would know! Inches! Feet! Yards! Oh my god, I need to move to another planet."

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3252148#31314664

mdoc was abolutely threatening and bullying and needed to be slapped:

"I agree with mdoc. I think we should stay out of it and keep our own noses clean. We need to spend our times planting Unvictory gardens, raise our own cows and chickens, and use corn husks to fuel our vehicles. There's no need for all this busy-body interventionism. It's not like we can't just grown our own cotton and make our own clothes. It's totally organic. Besides, Americans are too fat anyway, it's about time we had an National Anti-War Bicycling Pogrom. I meant Program, of course."

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3251332&pg=2

Kendra speaks said...

also at that link:

Krazyscrapper just asked a question or two about peoples' opinions:

"krazy - Um, yes we have been supplying the insurgents. And Russia has been supplying Syria with arms for years. I'm not sure why I have to tell grown adults these things."

MrsT OTOH actually replied to her seriously without being an ass.

blondiek starts pointing out someone's grandiosity:

"Blondie - First of all, it IS exhausting be right MOST the time. For instance, I don't know how to repair motorcycles, so I'm often wrong when I give my opinion on that. Secondly, your opinion IS wrong if it is not fact-based. You can still have that opinion, it is just factually incorrect. This is not a case of picking sides. Sides were chosen long ago. Just like you can also be of the opinion that the world was created in six days and god took a nap on the seventh, but again, you would be factually incorrect. Or wrong."

Krazyscrapper: "I don't mind when people tell me I'm wrong about something. I'll be the first person to admit I don't know everything like you seem to think you do. If I agree I'll tell you if I don't I'll tell you why I think you're wrong. However you may want to watch your attitude when you point out to someone they are wrong about something. You are starting to come across as a first class bitch that no one is going to take seriously."

and then -- Wow:

"krazy - "watch my attitude" - or what? You'll spank me? Seriously. You make a statement that no one is supplying anyone with arms which is so gaspingly ignorant, that if you put that out there, you have to be prepared for a response. You cannot make statements, whether opinion or otherwise, if they are completely lacking in fact and expect people to just nod their heads. Especially since a fact like that is not only pretty well known, but extremely easy to look up nowadays.

I will admit I have a hard time with ignorance, whether willful or otherwise. You don't get to have an opinion about something if you haven't gone to the bother of even informing yourself about the facts and events concerning that opinion. Unfortunately they don't give out IQ tests at the voting booth, and Americans think they have the "right" to all sorts of opinions without any actual knowledge about situations. It is sad, but what can you do? I apologize if I seem a little harsh. Actually I'm just apologizing because I'm afraid you might let Lucy send the flying monkeys after me."


wait what did 22 say?

Most of you are nasty, vile, worthless human garbage. You spend your time trying to tear people apart. You don't use this site to smack what's wrong at 2Peas, it's just a convenient outlet for the most useless garbage in society to let loose since you can't do it anywhere else in real life. <----- HYPOCRITE

Life has a way of paying you back whatever it is you've put into it. The math is that you get back ten times what you put out. Every day I reap what I sow and life just keeps getting better.<--- DELUSIONAL

I could go but Coco the Pool Boy is here and Kendra needs a mojito to swallow the rest of this bullshit.

Anonymous said...

Oh good grief, it's starting again.

Anonymous said...

It won't be over until limapea is completely broken and curled up in a corner, sucking her thumb and whimpering to herself.

She's a stupid, mean-spirited twat. Thank you, 186, for reminding me what a stupid twat she really is.

Anonymous said...

The limspea and liz shit is getting old. Don't you have anything better to do than to sit here all day and night and stalk them? I guess not, loser.

Anonymous said...

No one is stalking anyone here. Stop trying to flatter yourself.

Anonymous said...

You sure do jump in to respond fast! Stop paying more attention to someone you hate than you do to your real life friends. Oh wait, you don't have any. Now I understand!












Anonymous said...

Does anyone notice on the fibro thread that the majority of the ones who have it are the craziest ones? ellapea, enjoytotheend, georgiapea. Plum loco!

Anonymous said...

Ella takes so many pills, she must rattle when she walks. All them are drama whores.

Elannah said...

Yeah I used to take a lot. i went from about 10 a day to 3. That's improvement I'd say. Trade places with me for a day. Embrace the crazies!

Anonymous said...

No thanks.

Anonymous said...

Who is Enough? Did we ever figure it out?

Anonymous said...

Seriously Elannahdawn? GO AWAY. Are BL and CRAZYLIMA getting more attn. than you? Poor Dawn...

Anonymous said...

Enough is Lauren, as well as Oilbrat. Cue Lauren's response to Liz here in 3....2.....1....! She spends all day here at the blog waiting for Liz of Limapea to post.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3252793

A gigantic styrofoam faux cake - how impressive. I'll look great in your portfolio - or not.

Anonymous said...

198 Anonymous said... 198

Enough is Lauren, as well as Oilbrat. Cue Lauren's response to Liz here in 3....2.....1....! She spends all day here at the blog waiting for Liz of Limapea to post.
September 14, 2013 at 10:37 AM

Enough is Jenny...

Anonymous said...

199 Anonymous said... 199

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3252793

A gigantic styrofoam faux cake - how impressive. I'll look great in your portfolio - or not.
September 14, 2013 at 10:39 AM

The tractor/equipment on top is real cake and looks awesome. If that's what they requested then it's fine.

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