Sunday, December 18, 2011

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Silver medal!

Anonymous said...

Bronze

Anonymous said...

pewter

Anonymous said...

heh heh
Jane hit 200 on the nose.

Anonymous said...

I don't know why Peas always fall over themselves when L'urine posts pictures of the grandkid. That poor kid is going to end up a fucked up mess if L'urine doesn't die soon.

And who the hell dresses the kid? That dress was most unfortunate. Cute kid but dayum, don't dress her like a dork.

Anonymous said...

Nice work, Jane ;)

Anonymous said...

Why do the peatards feed L'Urines need for attention with her Jackie posts?

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My theory is that the ones who feel like they must always comment on Lauren's Jackie posts and kiss her butt are the exact ones who constantly bitch about her here. Overcompensating!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3138628

Some of the suggestions for the OP's problem are cracking me up. Idiots.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3138687

LOL. They are desperately trying to come up with reasons they are not normal. It's obvious they think it makes them super cool.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3138687&pg=1

WTH is so different about Ahola? What is her special and unique upbringing?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3138835

I guess this weirdo is still trying to "get her daughter a baby".

Anonymous said...

So I'm guessing this is confirmation that RS lives in a Kentucky slum somewhere(as if we had any doubt)? See post about 7-8 down from the OP

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3138923

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3138834

Wow. Volt is on a cashier's power trip. Sounds like an oxymoron but she's doing it. LOL

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3138955

1. I'm annoyed by Miss Jen's annoying thread title.
2. Are we supposed to guess she's talking about sports?

Anonymous said...

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Congrats. You hit refresh often enough to post first. Holy fuck, get a life.

Anonymous said...

Wow. Get some joy 16. You don't wear hostile well at all. Merry Christmas. ;-)

Anonymous said...

Drama follows Rainbow Crapper at her heels. She experiences more drama in one week than most people have in a decade.

Anonymous said...

"Drama follows Rainbow Crapper at her heels"

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Does it fuck - RS CREATES more drama in a week than most people have in a decade.

Anonymous said...

My DH has the same problem - he's an architect and people want free advice and sketches.
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yeah I can see where you'd get a whole lot of that
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http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3138957

Bootzee said...

20-Yeah, my husband is a porn star.

People keep wanting free dick.

Anonymous said...

http://www.ohgizmo.com/2011/10/12/mobisantes-ultrasound-device-works-with-a-smartphone/

The peas will go nuts over this. They will love it.

Anonymous said...

Why do the peatards feed L'Urines need for attention with her Jackie posts?

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My theory is that the ones who feel like they must always comment on Lauren's Jackie posts and kiss her butt are the exact ones who constantly bitch about her here. Overcompensating!



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I think a few are Laurin-level co-nutters, but the rest are scared of her and crawl up her ass at every opportunity.

Anonymous said...

what i wish each of you would do is post these comments on 2peas. Clean them up just enough that you won't get banned but make a new user and post these comments on nsbr. can you imagine the fun?

Anonymous said...

not just these comments. all your comments. use this site to discuss the fallout

Anonymous said...

I would've liked that ultasound device when I was preggie. What's so wrong with it?

Anonymous said...

25-can't, we have tried and we get banned. case in point: Bootzee

Anonymous said...

26-because a Peatard with a ultrasound machine to look 24/7 at their snowflake is a recipe for disaster. The fetus will have every known disorder according to the Peatard.

Anonymous said...

adviCe. You need adviCe.

Not advise.

GAAAAHHH.


Sorry. Petty I know.

Anonymous said...

I would've liked that ultasound device when I was preggie.
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Someone who can't spell 'pregnant' or 'ultrasound' isn't smart enough to be able to operate an ultrasound machine.

Lucky you saved your money.

Liz R (lizandjuan) said...

what I wish each of you would do is post these comments on 2peas. Clean them up just enough that you won't get banned but make a new user and post these comments on nsbr. can you imagine the fun?

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I wish y'all would, too. You'll get banned eventually (the cunts there will figure out how to get that idiot Jamie to do it) but it's a lot of fun and completely necessary. I go there every day and the fucktards never cease to amaze me.

Merry Christmas to all y'all! xoxox

Anonymous said...

You're a fucktard Liz for continuing to go there when nobody wants you there.

Anonymous said...

STFU 32, Liz can go where ever she wants and read whatever she wants.

Who are you to say nobody wants here there? The 'nobody' are only the people she called out and told the truth about.

Liz R said...

STFU 32, Liz can go where ever she wants and read whatever she wants.

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That's right, Lowrent. Suck my giant cock.

Liz R said...

And thank you, 32. *hugs*

Liz R said...

Shit. I meant thank you, 33. Duh.

Anonymous said...

29-I sooooooo agree with you. Those dumb twats need some grammar advice. Sheesh

Anonymous said...

Panties twisted...good times indeed.

Anonymous said...

According to this blog: racism is good, but grammatical errors are not to be tolerated.

Anonymous said...

What to clarify where racism was declared good there 39?

Anonymous said...

Oh hell, there are plenty of racists on this blog and at the pod. People just don't post everything they think. There are many intolerant peas that don't speak up either.

Anonymous said...

I get tired of minorities whining about racism. It can't be that bad if we have a black president and the republican's came >< this close to nominating one.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139045

Well, thanks Sass. Now I can sleep tonight.

Anonymous said...

With is with sass and her manic posting the past few days? She's starting multiple threads per day and she just seems extra ramped up.

Anonymous said...

44-prolly off the bipolar meds and she is in a manic phase.

Anonymous said...

Jebus Freaking Christo! Can that c#nt Sass EVER post on any thread without throwing out there how much she HATES her adopted kids?

She deserves a hot flaming death.

Anonymous said...

#41, you run back over to the pod now, ok hun! Obviously this blog is too nasty for your delicate sensibilities! Buh-BYE!!

Anonymous said...

What the fuck are you talking about 47?

Anonymous said...

You just KNEW Squeals would post pics of her crap on Chopped Liver's thread.. Look at ME!! Look at me!!! Gag, yes we know you bake crap and sell it Squeals, give it up already!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3139030

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Anonymous said...

I don't get why chopped liver would post a pic thread with cell phone pics. Break out your camera. I wouldn't eat her pretzels, I just envision too many hands on it.

WTF is squillen sharing? How rude!!! Notice Sam didn't even comment on Suzanne's pics.

Anonymous said...

WTF is squillen sharing? How rude!!!

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Sam posted in the thread asking if anyone had anything to share, dumbass.

Anonymous said...

True, she did ask others to share in her thread. She's nice like that. The obnoxious part is that Squeals shared. Again. Like she does in every.single.baking/cookie thread whether invited to or not. It just gets.. Old. And pathetic.

Anonymous said...

Hey, Jane.
What was removed?
--signed a nosey blog bitch

Anonymous said...

o dark thirty was removed thanks jane

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 29 adviCe. You need adviCe.

Not advise.

GAAAAHHH.


Sorry. Petty I know.

December 18, 2011 5:12 PM

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Anonymous said... 37 29-I sooooooo agree with you. Those dumb twats need some grammar advice. Sheesh

December 18, 2011 6:14 PM

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It's spelling they need help with (in this case) not grammar LOL

Sometimes it's so much fun pointing out the obvious and pissing some of the blog bitches off.

Anonymous said...

Sorry Sam, but your stuff looks like shit. I think she goes for quantity over quality. Her handiwork is really lacking and the stuff looks like an 8 year old made it. Those pretzels look like frosted turds.

Next year, why don't you make half the quantity but take your time and do a professional looking job. Take a look at Brandy's photos for some examples. Ignore the shit Squeals posted.

Anonymous said...

The obnoxious part is that Squeals shared. Again. Like she does in every.single.baking/cookie thread whether invited to or not. It just gets.. Old. And pathetic.
December 19, 2011 8:03 AM

Word.

Anonymous said...

The obnoxious part is that Squeals shared. Again. Like she does in every.single.baking/cookie thread whether invited to or not. It just gets.. Old. And pathetic.

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So does Sam's relentless sharing of her crappy candy every year. What post number is this? 49,761,647? Yes, Sam, we know you make candy. We know you make a LOT of candy. We don't care.

Anonymous said...

squillen
Tier 1 Baking Pea
PeaNut 133550 - February 2004
Posts: 38082 Layouts: 321
Loc: Hudson Valley, NY

Posted: 12/19/2011 8:42:49 AM
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HA! That sounds like my house! Things in the kitchen have a way of disappearing... (DH tries to blame the dog.)

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Well, that explains the weight problem.

Anonymous said...

Sam's stuff looks like shit. I would toss that to the trash.

Anonymous said...

Squeal's stuff looks like shit. I would toss that in the trash. Oh wait, no I wouldn't. Because I wouldn't have any. Because I am not one of her peatarded friends that overpays for it.

Anonymous said...

child of grace
Ancient Ancestor of Pea
PeaNut 274600 - August 2006
Posts: 5993 Layouts: 0
Posted: 12/19/2011 12:19:56 PM
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Okay, maybe I'm a little negative about these letters, reading about super-star children and grandchildren and ALL their accomplishments, along with wonderful smiling faces........... Are these people real? Are your families like that? Had to vent!!

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So a family that is doing great makes you create negative feelings?

What a bitch.

Anonymous said...

What thread 66?

Anonymous said...

Never mind, found it. lol..

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139147

Anonymous said...

Sorry, I'm another who is no fan of the fake braggy Christmas letter and I highly suspect the only ones claiming fandom of this particular practice are those who SEND the fake braggy letters.You know who you are.

Seriously, can you imagine being the receiver of KikiN's THREE-PAGE, bullit-pointed missle?!

Anonymous said...

What's the big deal over truffles? I think they're overrated. Give me nuts and chews instead. Squeals cheap ass decided to step it up and pass on the frozen chocolate, krispies and marshmallows this time after reading the blog.

Anonymous said...

True, she did ask others to share in her thread. She's nice like that. The obnoxious part is that Squeals shared. Again. Like she does in every.single.baking/cookie thread whether invited to or not. It just gets.. Old. And pathetic.

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Yeah. I missed most of the drama with squillen. I didn't really care or never opened the holiday threads. You are absolutely correct though, just from the posts I've seen THIS YEAR alone that she really thinks she's the shit with her baking. Why does everybody with a blog or camera take pictures of their food and think they are Martha Stewart? I do not get that trend. Her baked stuff looks average.

Anonymous said...

What's the big deal over truffles? I think they're overrated. Give me nuts and chews instead. Squeals cheap ass decided to step it up and pass on the frozen chocolate, krispies and marshmallows this time after reading the blog.

^^^^ I kind of laughed when I saw the chocolate covered cherries. That isn't that difficult. Cherries must be this year's marshmallows.

Anonymous said...

ITA, 72. How hard is it to melt some chocolate and dip a cherry in it? It's on par with Rice Krispy treats.

Anonymous said...

MergeLeft has been 'sucked back in'...I can't wait til she's spat back out. Miserable bitch.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, I'm another who is no fan of the fake braggy Christmas letter and I highly suspect the only ones claiming fandom of this particular practice are those who SEND the fake braggy letters.You know who you are.
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Yep. +1

And any fake-ass posing bitch who sent a THREE PAGE brag-fest (aka Christmas letter) my way would probably be shocked to find out that I toss shit like that into to trash.

A paragraph or two? I might go ahead and read it. Three fucking pages of trying to convince everyone how happy and perfect you are? Spare us all-anyone with more brains than a gnat knows that you are full of shit and trying way too hard

Anonymous said...

Not all Christmas letters are full of happiness and cheer. I just received one from relatives and they mentioned that their daughter is pregnant and just found out she has cancer.

But pray that it doesn't rain so I can get carpet installed, mmkay? Pray hard because I am expecting visitors during the holiday weekend!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3138957

If you have to say that your "love language is giving," it probably isn't.

Anonymous said...

It's spelling they need help with (in this case) not grammar LOL

Sometimes it's so much fun pointing out the obvious and pissing some of the blog bitches off.
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Advice and advise are both correct spellings.
Advice is the noun, advise is the verb.

When you say "I need some advi*e", you're asking for an object. Which is a noun. So "advice" would be the correct word.

When you say "I will advi*e you on that matter", you are performing an action, and "advise" would be the correct word.

When you say "need some advise" you're using a verb where a noun should be used.

Nouns vs verbs= grammar.

Anonymous said...

ITA, 72. How hard is it to melt some chocolate and dip a cherry in it? It's on par with Rice Krispy treats.

She probably had her girls make those. Two to every box!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 78 It's spelling they need help with (in this case) not grammar LOL

Sometimes it's so much fun pointing out the obvious and pissing some of the blog bitches off.
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Advice and advise are both correct spellings.
Advice is the noun, advise is the verb.

When you say "I need some advi*e", you're asking for an object. Which is a noun. So "advice" would be the correct word.

When you say "I will advi*e you on that matter", you are performing an action, and "advise" would be the correct word.

When you say "need some advise" you're using a verb where a noun should be used.

Nouns vs verbs= grammar.

December 19, 2011 1:16 PM

Thanks Helena, duly noted.

Anonymous said...

You're welcome, dipshit.

Anonymous said...

Advice and advise are both correct spellings.

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And, it's STILL spelling advice that idiot pea needs, you sanctimonious retard. Both are the correct way to spell WHEN USED IN THE RIGHT CONTEXT.

Jeeze.

Anonymous said...

The only thing that looks interesting are the eggnog truffles and striped shortbread cookies. The orange spiced nuts should all be almonds. The stars need to be jazzed up and used with red filling instead. Wonder why she used brownies instead of cake mix for her cake pops. The trees are cute.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3138957

If you have to say that your "love language is giving," it probably isn't.
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She sounds like a selfish bitch. I know lots of people who aren't in IT that willingly help others with their computer problems and don't ask for money. Her hubby ain't that special.

Anonymous said...

NOT a pile on on a Pea's kid (he's very sweet looking) BUT WTF is that Miss Jen doing with the background on the pic of him? Not nice. Poor little guy looks all kind of photoshopped on with the stark background and, let's face it, he's the best looking thing in her life and should be celebrated as such.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 81 You're welcome, dipshit.

December 19, 2011 1:27 PM

Fun fuckin' w/you bitches, you make it sooo easy!

Anonymous said...

I don't understand why, with the entire internet at her disposal, with hundreds of gluten-free, vegan, and other specialty blogs and websites, she has to come ask the peas for the perfect gluten-free dessert that she will like and can prepare and wants to eat. How the hell do we know what she'll like?

Anonymous said...

85, that has to be Photoshopped. It looks...odd. A bad Photoshop job, at that.

Cute kid, ugly mother.

Anonymous said...

88-all snowflakes are booteeFul

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139240

I don't get why someone with only 143 posts in 11 years feels the need to ask the Peas to pray for her grandson. I'm sorry for the baby and I hope he's okay. But it just seems weird to me to ask a bunch of strangers, people who you haven't talked to very much at all, for prayers.

Anonymous said...

what ever happened to brianna jill? gosh, i miss her. ;)

Anonymous said...

91- I wondered where she is too. I miss her craziness. Maybe, just maybe, she pulled her shit together and got a life? Or she realized no one was willing to validate her pathetic life any more?

Anonymous said...

A few peas are MIA, cami car, treelover brianna jill. I think they read about themselves here and got the fuck out of pea land.

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139202

tl;dr

Anonymous said...

2) Get a small, yappy dog. I understand that you live in an apartment and that might not be an option for you. I didn't get a dog because of the break-in, but now that I have my little guy, I totally understand the suggestion. That dog barks when a leaf falls off the trees. He's a great little security system.



Oh Good Night...please do not encourage Rainbow Scrapper to get another dog!

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seriously laughed out loud.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3138995

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139248

Honey, I ordered a Birkin bag for my mail carrier and it took three days to get here. Don't they know who I am? My secretary's new SLR McLaren is on order and they are going to have to put a rush on it. I was really impressed by the customer service at Cartier, love the presentation on those watches I got for the neighborhood boys and my favorite barista at Starbucks.

Bitch, please.

Anonymous said...

Eh, angievp's more pitiful than anything. Poor chick is totally disfunctional with a trainwreck of a family. Spending money (or pretending to) is about all she has.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139277

Mobitch - get off the boards if it bothers you so much.

Anonymous said...

96 - too funny! I knew you were talking about her without even opening the thread. fyi she's the secretary.

Anonymous said...

NOT a pile on on a Pea's kid (he's very sweet looking) BUT WTF is that Miss Jen doing with the background on the pic of him? Not nice. Poor little guy looks all kind of photoshopped on with the stark background and, let's face it, he's the best looking thing in her life and should be celebrated as such.


link?

Anonymous said...

Oh hell's bell's...I thought Molove fell of the face of the earth. Now I'm sad, knowing she's still around

Anonymous said...

KikiNichole really needs to pull her head outta her ass and find a sense of humor. GAWD I HATE that worthless piece of shit!

Anonymous said...

What the fuck is MoUgly's problem? I outta go and post that she never brings anything to the board lately so she needs to shut the fuck up. You know she would have back in the day.

Twat.

Anonymous said...

She's an old hag that no one wants, so she has to come show off at the bukkit. Get a life hag

Anonymous said...

I'm sure kiki has room for MoUgly's head up her ass too

Anonymous said...

Is Obsidian retarded or from a different planet?

Anonymous said...

She's in New Zealand. That's practically like another planet, LOL.

Anonymous said...

Hey ladies, FeederLynn is single again:

http://jezebel.com/5869480/former-webcam-overeater-says-exs-feeder-fetish-was-about-control

Anonymous said...

96 - too funny! I knew you were talking about her without even opening the thread. ______________

me too. she's that predictable.

Anonymous said...

If that letter to the hairdresser a few weeks ago is anything to go by, I can only imagine how hellishly dull, over blown and poorly written KikiNs Christmas diatribe is.

Anonymous said...

What the fuck is MoUgly's problem? I outta go and post that she never brings anything to the board lately so she needs to shut the fuck up. You know she would have back in the day.
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pimp at MoUgly!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3138939

some ugly shit on this thread

Anonymous said...

Shocked the Peatards aren't all over the Ali Edwards divorce...

Anonymous said...

^^^ It's all over the scrap blog.

Anonymous said...

We all know that KikiN.'s hairdresser incident was included in her detailed bullet point letter.

And Skybar does Xmas letters! She's a fucking shut-in. What the hell does she write about? The two times she ventured outside her trailer, along with a warning about "creeping sharia" and the mooslimb horde?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3138939

some ugly shit on this thread

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No kidding. She treasures a snowman from 1963?! FUGLY! It looks like it needs to see the inside of a trash can not a storage box.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139343

What happens when extended family and friends give a gift that's not matchy-matchy with their scheme? Not displayed?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3138939

some ugly shit on this thread

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No kidding. She treasures a snowman from 1963?! FUGLY! It looks like it needs to see the inside of a trash can not a storage box.
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LOL. A Pea mentioned collecting Thomas Kincaide santas. On the continuum of bad taste, he's almost at the top, just beneath Precious Moments, but above Hummel figurines.

Anonymous said...

Non-matchy presents go around the back of the tree.

Anonymous said...

And guests that are wearing non-matchy colors stand outside in the snow.

Anonymous said...

And guests that are wearing non-matchy colors stand outside in the snow.

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lol
Or parking cars.

Anonymous said...

Painted...fricking.... SOUP CAN LIDS...

Anonymous said...

lunch lady sized soup can lids no less lol (it does look rather large)

Anonymous said...

she HAD THEM MADE (the soup can lids)

Guess what scrappers, this is how all your high class shit is gonna look in 20 years. Only more expensive.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139343

What happens when extended family and friends give a gift that's not matchy-matchy with their scheme? Not displayed?

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Give the poor woman a break. She lives in fricking SOUTH DAKOTA! What else has she got to do?

PSA: I don't care how big your house is or how nice you decorate or if you have a 3 tier pool filled with champagne in back with Johnny Depp skinnydipping in it... if you are in SOUTH DAKOTA your house sucks. That is all.

Anonymous said...

You know who else lives in South Dakota???



MY MOM!!!

Anonymous said...

Can someone please tell me WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS??

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/userprofile.asp?user_id=449423

Anonymous said...

Can someone please tell me WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS??

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/userprofile.asp?user_id=449423

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I'm not sure. I think it might be YOU demonstrating what a shallow BITCH you are.

Anonymous said...

LOL. A Pea mentioned collecting Thomas Kincaide santas. On the continuum of bad taste, he's almost at the top, just beneath Precious Moments, but above Hummel figurines.
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Nooooo. Thomas Kincaide first, then Hummel, THEN Precious Moment anything.

Anonymous said...

Can someone please tell me WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS??


Your mirror, bitch.

Anonymous said...

128 That is TERRIBLE> But freakin HILARIOUS! I almost spit on my computer screen!

Anonymous said...

Huh. The south dakota wrapping looks very meh to me. I just shake my head at people who obsess over shit like wrapping paper, and it still looks tacky.

Anonymous said...

Nothing could outdo Precious Moments on a tacky scale. That shit is just beyond wrong.

Anonymous said...

That profile pic looks a lot like squeals to me.

Anonymous said...

Writermom is a pretentious twat, and she is nowhere near as smart as she thinks she is.

I might have to put her stupid ass on ignore

Anonymous said...

No kidding. She treasures a snowman from 1963?! FUGLY! It looks like it needs to see the inside of a trash can not a storage box.

It may be ugly to you but I love it.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3138746

I get that we all need to vent. I get that things get on our nerves but some of these complaints are nuts. One woman is bitching that her husband doesn't praise her enough and the man is battling cancer.

Anonymous said...

Anthacat's vent is a little...um, strange. She always seems like an uber bitch.

Anonymous said...

One woman is bitching that her husband doesn't praise her enough and the man is battling cancer.
December 20, 2011 3:13 PM

That is beyond fucked up.

And anthacat's rant didn't even make any sense. She's a strange one.

Anonymous said...

Most of those vents are towards their husbands. They hate their husbands and in laws with a passion.

Anonymous said...

You are retired but still very young and your husband is a retired physician. I work full time with two kids and am attending graduate school at night. Yet you want ME to bring a salad for Christmas Day when we are leaving right after I get off work on Friday and needs to keep until Sunday? You are too busy to do this? Really, how did you make it through life so far?
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So because this woman has 2 kids and goes to school and the hosts are retired and a retired doctor, how dare they ask her to bring a salad/dish for dinner? WTF??? I think she's the one who needs a clue how to make it through life.

I freaking hate people like her who always think everyone has it better than they do and we should all say poor Susie, you don't have to bring a dish, we'll do it ALL. Just come and stuff your face and take our leftovers home.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, but asking her to bring salad is a bit stupid. Ask her to bring something that will keep for a couple of days, like cookies.

Anonymous said...

I'll bet the pea relatives they all bitch about would be more than happy for them NOT to come to the family holidays.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3139376&pg=3

That dog name thread is getting really dumb.
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Her name is Callie! (Said like the Cali in California, tho that isnt what she was named for lol)

How the hell else would it be pronounced, and who cares, anyway?

Anonymous said...

I freaking hate people like her who always think everyone has it better than they do and we should all say poor Susie, you don't have to bring a dish, we'll do it ALL. Just come and stuff your face and take our leftovers home.


JFC. Did you miss the part where they are traveling? They'll be two days away from home by Sunday night.

I don't mind people being bitchy when it's deserved, but when it's due to lack of reading comprehension, it just makes me think you are the stupid one.

Anonymous said...

Here's what I don't get about the salad bitching pea: why can't she just politely remind the host that they are traveling for days in a car?

I get that it was thoughtless and/or stupid of the host to assign a salad to her, but JFC, since when are people incapable of handling MINOR problems like mature adults? How hard is it to politely remind clueless host that they would be happy to bring something else that will travel well for 2 days?

Anonymous said...

What kind of hostess has guests bring food over? How fucking absurd! I would never pull that nonsense on my guests/family. Everything is made in my kitchen like it should be. Cheap ass people creating drama. Guests can bring pie or wine on their own, not the fucking dinner!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139501

wow...if my daughter was in this 'class' I would pull her out asap. sounds like the 'adult coach' is crazy...

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139473

Do the peas ever think about how wasteful it is to order one little thing to be delivered? Why cant BF wait for her fucking command strips until she has a box full of crap to order? I know she has free two day shipping, but come on!

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139500

My first thought how fat are you and how much would losing weight help all those things?

Anonymous said...

150, that's exactly what I thought. I considered looking to see if she's posted photos.

Anonymous said...

150...did you see squillens comment? If her sister is pre-diabetic, and she is clearly obese...maybe she should quit shilling her crappy lard cookies and start worrying about her own health??!?!

Anonymous said...

Tallula= cunt

Anonymous said...

talluah that is not really called for. (re 150). You could at least be slightly tactful, not a full on bitch

Anonymous said...

way to go prettyinpink...even if the comment gets deleted, you pretty much C&P so it will stay there. Are you tallula???

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139500

You can always count on annabella to unintentionally lighten the mood. Yes, you now have a life altering health problem, but on the bright side, you can now make some fun desserts!! ::eyeroll::

Anonymous said...

155-link?

Anonymous said...

Mariah and Annabella both have something in common. They're both Pollocks. Two weird bitches!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3139250#29481485

Anonymous said...

Can't think of any two peas more dissimilar than those two. Yer reaching there sparky.

Anonymous said...

They're both pretentious nut jobs always rambling crazy off the wall shit.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry, she's going to her normal dr to get a second opinion @@
Because you know, if you're overweight (and it sounds like she knows she needs to lose some weight), have multiple health issues, and 2 parents who are diabetic...what you really need is someone to tell you to stay on the path you're on and keep eating as much candy as possible, because your number isn't *quite* high enough to be considered full-on diabetes.

Anonymous said...

janedoescrapper is a sanctimonious bitch

that is all

Anonymous said...

and don't ask what thread #162 refers to...

she's a sanctimonious bitch on *all* of them

Anonymous said...

Yeah, pregnancy does not agree with janedoescrapper. Maybe there was a reason she couldn't breed.

I am starting to thinking she is incubating the fucking anti-christ. If she gets any bitchier, someone shoot her miserable ass.

Anonymous said...

I love how someone as fat as Squillen is giving nutrition advice. Also love that the OP is waiting until after the holidays to start her diet. I have five bucks that says she never starts.

Tallula, posting stuff like you did isn't going to help your cause. Yeah, a lot of us think Squillen is a fat POS who sells crappy cookies, but posting troll-like stuff just makes YOU look bad, not Squillen. It's probably gaining her sympathy, too.

Anonymous said...

Can you imagine having to buy any of the Peas a Christmas gift? What a bunch of whiny, ungrateful bitches.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, pregnancy does not agree with janedoescrapper. Maybe there was a reason she couldn't breed.

I am starting to thinking she is incubating the fucking anti-christ. If she gets any bitchier, someone shoot her miserable ass.
December 21, 2011 7:41 AM

LOL, but really it's *life* that disagrees with janedoescrapper2. She was an unbercunt before she whipped up that test tube baby.

I was honestly hoping that pregnancy would make her more human, but as PPs have pointed out, it seems that she's able to turn even that into some kind of hell for everyone.

Her poor fucking kid. Can you imagine how miserable it would be to have her for a mother? Poor little evil spawn won't have a chance.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 149 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139473

Do the peas ever think about how wasteful it is to order one little thing to be delivered? Why cant BF wait for her fucking command strips until she has a box full of crap to order? I know she has free two day shipping, but come on!

December 20, 2011 7:09 PM

*******
Peas wasteful? Ask the chick who ordered umpteen dresses knowing she was returning all but one about waste.

Anonymous said...

166- I was just coming here to say the same damn thing after reading the thread about Christmas themed gifts.

And they act all stunned when their DHs leave, or their kids and other family members don't want to be around them on holidays.

Christ on a cracker-so many miserable, bitching harpies.

Anonymous said...

I love how someone as fat as Squillen is giving nutrition advice. Also love that the OP is waiting until after the holidays to start her diet. I have five bucks that says she never starts.

Tallula, posting stuff like you did isn't going to help your cause. Yeah, a lot of us think Squillen is a fat POS who sells crappy cookies, but posting troll-like stuff just makes YOU look bad, not Squillen. It's probably gaining her sympathy, too.
December 21, 2011 7:41 AM

Completely spot on.

Squeals is an uber-cunt, but Tallula's bullshit trolling just gives people a reason to defend her.

And if there is anyone who should NOT be giving nutritional and dietary advice, it's squeals. It's bad enough that she's in charge of feeding her own kids, since it's obvious they're following in her footsteps.

A pea would have to be beyond retarded to listen to any of her "advice."

Anonymous said...

I don't mind people being bitchy when it's deserved, but when it's due to lack of reading comprehension, it just makes me think you are the stupid one.
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No, you missed the whole reason I bitched about it. The poster made A POINT to mention that the person asking was retired and married to a retired doctor!! She also mentions she goes to school and has 2 kids. My bitch was about how she had to make those points. Like how dare a retired doctor ask her, a mother who goes to school, to bring something for Christmas dinner.

It had nothing to do with it being "salad".

Anonymous said...

Tallula = Squealin' = helps her self-pity cause.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139591

No, nobody has any sugar cookies recipes. Dumbass.

Anonymous said...

My bitch was about how she had to make those points. Like how dare a retired doctor ask her, a mother who goes to school, to bring something for Christmas dinner.

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I got it.

Anonymous said...

Never really pegged Gamerbabe for such a blatant rip-off artist

hers:
http://www.etsy.com/transaction/67410586

the original:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/trixiedelicious/sold

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139634

Annabella is some kind of freaky stupid. Here's hoping that she never reproduces and passes on that kind of retarded.

Anonymous said...

175-you didn't?

I've always seen her as a massive wannabe who would rip off someone's shit in less than a heartbeat.

She's a total poser.

Anonymous said...

hers:
http://www.etsy.com/transaction/67410586

She doesn't seem to be able to take pictures that are in focus.

Damn.

Anonymous said...

177, I knew she wasn't very original. That is outright thievery.

Anonymous said...

Bullshit that Annabella only sent out 5 cards of herself. Why not just send out a generic one instead of one of your ugly mug? Pretty sure your family knows what you look like.

Anonymous said...

Thanks the etsy link! I was wondering what they looked like. Why would anyone want a bitch vintage teacup?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139614

What's up with kelpea's siggy?

Anonymous said...

Kelpea is stupid. Period.

Anonymous said...

But is she annabella-stupid?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139659

Is this just a brag that she went to disney?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3139604&pg=2

I can't believe how many peas are saying that spending $66 on their parent for Christmas is way too much money. Unfreakingbelievable.

Anonymous said...

If you have to brag about going to Disney, you need serious help with your low self-esteem.

Anonymous said...

182-From reading the caption underneath the photo, I think she's trying to funny because Peas have called her out regarding giving out too much information regarding her DD and DD's friends, not to mention her son. She had a picture of her DD and her DD's boyfriend before the locker picture. She just doesn't get it.

Anonymous said...

186, we're only hearing one side of the story. Maybe the dad's an ass. Maybe the mom's an ass. There might be a good reason why they don't want to spend the money.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3139604&pg=2

I can't believe how many peas are saying that spending $66 on their parent for Christmas is way too much money. Unfreakingbelievable.

_________________________

while I agree that is a cheap amount to spend the OP on this has a strange history and I think it's probably bs or at least part of it.

She's several times bitched about her ungrateful kids and DIL, how poor they are, and the posts about the dog that I think got hit by a car and she was whining about not being able to pay for it, has no credit because she declared bankruptcy, blah blah blah.

But she has a nook
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3137407#29452686

2 smartphones
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3135773#29427791

and 2 weeks ago it was her sons that were talking about getting her husband a nook?
but apparently a kindle fire was more her speed?
or they just changed their minds?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3136997#29444585


I just think she's full of crap.

Anonymous said...

she should count her lucky stars they spend that much...mine don;t get me anything

Anonymous said...

I think it's bs too. Anybody that gets online to bitch that much about their own kids has too many issues of their own. She simply want a PVM moment. Every couple of weeks.

Anonymous said...

People brag about going to Disney? Yeah, I know they do. I just find the whole concept hilarious.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139666


bumpity bumpity bump....again! sigh

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139175

I really hope for this girl's sake she's not in for a rude awakening on Christmas...

Anonymous said...

Has this blog really only been around since the beginning of this year? I've only been posting here since April or so. To hear the peatards froth about it, it's been around for years, bashing kids, bullying people, and spreading lies all the time. @@

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139640

Obsidian, I must know what it is. So I can decide whether to pity or snark.

Anonymous said...

Has this blog really only been around since the beginning of this year?

This is the latest reincarnation. They get all up in somebodies stuff and get shut down once in a while.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139527

so luvnlifelady can't imagine cheating but her dh sure can. She's told us a thousand times about his affair and how they almost got a divorce. Now he goes to "board game night" every week with his buddies. LOL Ya right

Anonymous said...

Jill's baby is looking awfully tan.

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