Thursday, June 6, 2013

Space 6/6/13

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Anonymous said...

Hey who is the blog bitch owner scrap smacker? She just posted that her DH cheated on her!
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Link?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3239873

Wow, CL is getting a divorce- color me surprised. not.
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Her dh is a pasty little weasel. I'm always amazed at how easily these guys get laid.

Anonymous said...

If only we could all aspire to be a wonderful a mother, teacher, wife, role model as banana lady.

Anonymous said...

Have you noticed that these sudden divorces have included an announcement that their men were cheating on them for many years? Some nearly as long as peas had been members?

Anonymous said...

I've honestly wondered about that myself...how some peas are posting all the time, and what their family is doing while they spend all their time pea-ing. I limit my internet time to about 2 hours a day, and try to never go online when DH is home. It works for us to limit the electronic distractions...but I wonder how it works for others when they are always distracted by a screen.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure banana can give us the info on how to have a perfect marriage.

Anonymous said...

188 Anonymous said... 188

Doesn't matter 181 if your goal was to fight with someone on here then *THAT* is what you get called.

You sound like a liberal though (sure go ahead and fight back - I do not care LOL). Oh and do some good 'ole name calling too while you're at it, for good measure. Just giving simple info...
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My goal is to never fight with anyone. I see your goal is to fight with everyone. I don't need to call you any names, you already know what you are.
June 11, 2013 at 10:52 AM

Ok well your handslap sure made it look that way. The "you already know what you are" type comments usually provoke people to spout back off starting more in-fighting. So if that's not what you want why make the statements? (don't answer it's not really a question that needs answered - I have a feeling you can't help yourself though.)

Anonymous said...

2 Anonymous said... 2

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3239873

Wow, CL is getting a divorce- color me surprised. not.
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Her dh is a pasty little weasel. I'm always amazed at how easily these guys get laid.
June 11, 2013 at 2:31 PM

That's what happens when you're off trying to make sure your kids are in too many extra activities or activities that take too much time.

Anonymous said...

I guess we know what her hubby was doing when her and Staph went to visit slowjoe then...

Anonymous said...

To the one foaming at the mouth about those suffering from infertility.... fuck you.

Oh yeah, I have kids.

banana lady said...

The best marital advice anyone could get is to pick somebody you are compatible with. Don't compromise your standards just because this is the one offering himself to you. Be who you are and find someone who loves you for who you are, not for who they think you should be or what you have done.

I'm sure someone will find something to argue about that since I'm the one who said it but it worked for my grandparents and so far, it's working for me.

Anonymous said...

Micki/aveda sure is thumping the drama gong in her divorce post. Slept 10 hours total in 2 months? and other bullshit exaggerations? Yeah, right.

She's as dramatic as she ever was during her crazy, drama-infested train wreck of a marriage. I'll bet she creamed her pants over all the drama she'd be able to eke out of the divorce.

Hell, she's proven me right with her DRAMA ANNIVERSARY post. What a lunatic attention whore she is.

Anonymous said...

If only we could all aspire to be a wonderful a mother, teacher, wife, role model as banana lady.
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Seems like she has a better marriage and nicer kids than most Peas. Jealous much?

Anonymous said...

5Anonymous said... 5 I've honestly wondered about that myself...how some peas are posting all the time, and what their family is doing while they spend all their time pea-ing. I limit my internet time to about 2 hours a day, and try to never go online when DH is home. It works for us to limit the electronic distractions...but I wonder how it works for others when they are always distracted by a screen.
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I wonder about that nearly every time a pea posts about troublesome children (including "special needs" kids). I don't think it's all a coincidence.

Anonymous said...

Seems like she has a better marriage and nicer kids than most Peas. Jealous much?

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Seems like she's a drama whore who can't stay out of jail. Jealous much?

Anonymous said...

^^A drama whore with MAJOR PARANOIA who can't stay out of jail.

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FIFY.

banana lady said...

I wouldn't envy my current circumstances either. Paranoid? Hardly.

But my husband and children? THE BEST.

And I'll save you all the latest drama going on since you all hate it so freaking much.

Anonymous said...

17-Thank Little Baby Jeebus.

STFU Lady

banana lady said...

18 why don't YOU STFU? You don't get to control the blog.

couldn't give a shit less said...

Oh please BL do share your latest drama...I live for it and hang on your every post. Seriously though, you should take it to the bucket, they might give a shit. Make sure to throw " on the spectrum " in somewhere to assure maximum hits.

banana lady said...

Nope, I don't make up disorders for my kids. They are all perfectly normal. And this has nothing to do with them. But, carry on. I'm sure someone needs to be called a bitch or cunt by now. THAT is SOOOOO entertaining.

Anonymous said...



17-Thank Little Baby Jeebus.

STFU Lady
June 11, 2013 at 6:52 PM

AMEN, SISTAH!

A- FUCKING-MEN

Anonymous said...

sistah? are you a thug?

Hi BL!

Anonymous said...

Thank you Baby Jesus for the BL drama whore!

Anonymous said...

20 couldn't give a shit less said... 20

Oh please BL do share your latest drama...I live for it and hang on your every post.


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Do you know where you are right now you moron?


Anonymous said...

www.urbandictionary.com

"YMMV" - look it up, banana brain.

banana lady said...

Your Mileage May Vary? Didn't need to look it up but it doesn't make any fucking sense. Maybe you should try using words in the real dictionary? Doesn't even have to be English, I can read Spanish, French, some Russian and a very small bit of Estonian.

What is my mileage supposed to vary about?

Anonymous said...

Just to warm some peas. The shit digging pea is probably a very old pea who used to go by the name formanchick. Formanchick waits a very long time in between conversations about HIS fetish, talking to women about shitting. Just put him on ignore. I have watched him in his various identities for years. This is the same person who posted that they wrapped up their poo in TP and carried it around in it's purse. Some of you may remember him. He is just a freaky creep.

Anonymous said...

YMMV = this has been my experience but it might not be your experience should you take the same actions I did. I am recognizing that individual results may vary.

If you can't stretch your brain a little to see how this turn of phrase might apply, you're kind of stupid. Or uncreative.

Anonymous said...

Come on 29 - she can't be stupid. She can speak a very small bit of Estonian.

Anonymous said...

28 Anonymous said... 28

Just to warm some peas. The shit digging pea is probably a very old pea who used to go by the name formanchick. Formanchick waits a very long time in between conversations about HIS fetish, talking to women about shitting. Just put him on ignore. I have watched him in his various identities for years. This is the same person who posted that they wrapped up their poo in TP and carried it around in it's purse. Some of you may remember him. He is just a freaky creep.
June 12, 2013 at 7:48 AM

It's foramenchick. It's a she (Dana's sister?) and it was in her pocket, not purse. LOL
I do not think that's who posted that the other day...not for a second.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=user&user_id=316482&days=180&jtw_submit=Change

(recent post history for the dookie digger, definitely not foramenchick).

banana lady said...

229 is this is reference to my post 211? You need to be more specific, I can't read your anonymous mind to know which post you are thinking about when you type out some vague text speak.

Anonymous said...

Hey bananabrains, votre kilométrage peut varier!!!!

Anonymous said...

BL, if I were you I'd give it no more thought. They made absolutely zero sense.

banana lady said...

Agree 235 and done.

Anonymous said...

229 was responding to your YMMV comment on 227. She explained to you what the letters stood for, then said "If you can't stretch your brain a little to see how this turn of phrase might apply, you're kind of stupid..."

Then 230 was being catty and snarky when she replied that you couldn't be stupid because you spoke Estonian.

Try to keep up, hun.

banana lady said...

And 227 was referring to what post 237? I can keep up just fine when people make sense. I don't speak stupid. I understood the snarky remark from 230. And I understood that 234 learned to use google translate (which by the way is very unreliable).

Anonymous said...

Wow banana lady do you refresh this page every 5 minutes or so, you respond very quickly anytime someone mentions your name.

Anonymous said...

It's really not that hard to follow along. I just popped on now, and I figured it out.

I do wish you the best in whatever new drama is going on, banana.

banana lady said...

Thank you 240. That is very kind of you.

Anonymous said...

banana lady, please just do us all a favor and get the fuck off the blog. you are wasting our time and space. you are not worth even the teeniest of energy it took to write this post.

banana lady said...

Oh, I am wasting YOUR time and YOUR space? You HAD to waste your energy to write that post? Am I holding a gun to your precious little head? I don't owe anyone here any favors and I don't let people boss me around. So if little 242 is unhappy, then 242 can fuck right off.

Anonymous said...

I think you'd miss her 42.

Anonymous said...



banana lady, please just do us all a favor and get the fuck off the blog. you are wasting our time and space. you are not worth even the teeniest of energy it took to write this post.

June 12, 2013 at 12:03 PM

I wholeheartedly agree with this.

Anonymous said...

Shush bitches! If you ignore the annoying posters they will get bored and go away. Resist the urge!

banana lady said...

It is hysterical that there are some blog bitches who think this blog is some special, precious space that must be protected from the peas that they want to smack anonymously behind their back. There is nothing noble or special about this place and trust me, I am not placing myself above anyone. You are all here to try to get a laugh at someone else's expense so you can just give up the plaintive cries to keep this place sacred. Stop fucking whining. If you don't like what is being posted then you are free to leave and never return. Nobody is keeping you here against your will. And I will not be run off because anonymous number whatever wants me to.

Anonymous said...

Banaana Lady, it is no wonder you have child services knocking on your door so often. You are FOREVER here refreshing the page. Who is caring for your kids?!?!?!? Obviously not you.

Get a clue!

banana lady said...

My kids are not infants or toddlers and they are having their summer break right now. My youngest is 10 years old and she doesn't require me to be up her ass all day.

Oh and CPS knocked once. One to one correspondence and counting. You should practice those.

Anonymous said...

Ha, need to laugh. BatShitCrazyBananaLady does really stalk the blog. Pathetic. But funny as shit.

Anonymous said...

Fruity Lady, #240 here. I wasn't being kind....I was pointing out yet another example of your stoopid. Sorry it is so difficult for you to understand that everybody understood the posts except you and #235.

God, you're a fucking moran

Anonymous said...

And 227 was referring to what post 237? I can keep up just fine
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Apparently not. You are post 227... are you not?

DUH

banana lady said...

Ok 251, sorry I gave you kudos for being kind when you are just as much of a cunt as everyone else. Does that make you feel better?

You are correct 252, I meant to type 226. I assume they are talking about marital advice but there is no way to know for sure because they didn't say. So either you are all the same poster (which could easily be true) or you all have psychic abilities at being able to know exactly what someone is referring to without them saying (which I doubt because most of you don't even know how to count).

So, sorry if I made a nice comment to someone who didn't deserve it. You are all fat dumbass twats. Better? That is the normal awe-inspiring dialogue you bitches seem to understand.

Anonymous said...

I am not any of the posters, but I took 226 to refer back to yesterday when someone posted about the military, then put YMMV at the end. Banana came in and said they were wrong, the the original poster came back to explain what YMMV means.

I am being kind when I say I hope the new drama is resolved quickly for you.

Anonymous said...

Wow, the peas have a new member in the "my marriage sucks so let's have a baby" club. Any bets on how long until the big D announcement from biochem? My bet is 2 years.

banana lady said...

Thank you 254. It will be, it is a little bump in the road that I knew I would have to deal with at some point. I just wish it didn't have to be now.

Anonymous said...

You bitches do realize that bananabitch posts under her "name", gets smacked, and then posts taking up for herself anon, right? No way in hell any of us regular blog bitches aren't tired of her and her drivel....cue bananabitch to now come on anon and tell me to speak for myself because SHE is just fascinated by banana's drama and loves her above all blog bitches. lol

Anonymous said...


banana lady, please just do us all a favor and get the fuck off the blog. you are wasting our time and space. you are not worth even the teeniest of energy it took to write this post.

June 12, 2013 at 12:03 PM

I wholeheartedly agree with this.

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I agree also.

Anonymous said...

You bitches do realize that bananabitch posts under her "name", gets smacked, and then posts taking up for herself anon, right?

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Yeah, she's a drama whore.

Anonymous said...

I used to defend her, until her rant about infertility and Darwinism. If she truly believes that, then she is a cold hearted bitch. FWIW, I have three healthy smart kids, and had easy pregnancies as well.

banana lady said...

I don't post anon. I'm not a fucking coward.

Anonymous said...

SHUT THE FUCK UP BANANA TWAT WAFFLE

ALL HAIL DA MAJIKAL BEOUF!!!

And yes, I agree about biochempea. Her ass will be left with four freaking kids by her absent minded (aka cheating on her stupid ass) husband.

banana lady said...

Take the stick out of your ass Lord of the Flies.

I have no sympathy for bitches who can't be happy for their friends and family when they get pregnant because they themselves can't have it happen as easily. So those bitches? Yeah, I think their genes should leave the pool. The last thing this world needs is more shitty mothers who can't get the fuck over themselves. The other responses I was being mean back to some folks. Don't dish the shit out if you can't take it. And I can take it.

Anonymous said...

58 Anonymous said... 58


banana lady, please just do us all a favor and get the fuck off the blog. you are wasting our time and space.

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Wasting our time? This is the sole reason we ALL come here. To bitch about people. Now you have someone here that you love to bitch about and your bitching about that. I don't think the problem is with BL. It's clearly the ones bitching about her existence that have the problem.




banana lady said...

Wait a minute. Twat Waffle? That's the term we've used to describe my husband's step-mother for years. Is 262 someone I know IRL? Hmmmmm.

Anonymous said...

I know it is very overused, but wow...just wow #63. Empathy is a very good thing to have. (no, I've never experienced infertility before). You are one self-centered, self-absorbed, know-it-all twat. No wonder drama follows you around.

Anonymous said...

Now you think you are the only person in the world that uses twat waffle?? You are delusional.

Anonymous said...

bananabwains has no heart but she does love bitching about everything.

banana lady said...

I've never seen an ounce of empathy here. Nobody is singing Kumbayah.

If you want to take up for the self-centered women who don't believe anyone should have a baby if they don't, then have at it. But heads up, I wasn't the one who originally brought that subject here. So there is at least one other bitch who thinks the same. She just doesn't use her name so she doesn't own it. Could be you for all anyone knows.

Anonymous said...

69 banana lady said... 69

I've never seen an ounce of empathy here. Nobody is singing Kumbayah.

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I take offense to that. I've been bashed here alot for having empathy.


banana lady said...

I find it hysterical that in the same post somebody is bashing me they also are wishing ill on biochemipea's marriage. She is pregnant and already has at least one child I think, I'm not a spreadsheet keeper, and you are wishing ill on 2 innocent children. That is so sympathetic.

Sorry I've never noticed your anonymous self 270. You should have more empathy and take less offense if that is what you are all about. But since you are posting on a smack blog, I'm gonna bet that you can be a nasty bitch too. So it's a bit hypocritical for anyone to come here and act like Mother Superior. And I include myself in that statement.

Anonymous said...

Now I see why there's so much drama in bananalady's life. She probably starts it.

Anonymous said...

Way to twist things around there banana. I brought up biochem. I did NOT wish ill will on her marriage or her children. SHE has vented at the pod about her marriage many times. She has voiced many frustrations about her DH and their relationship. I commented on the fact that instead of actually fixing the issues they are having, they just decide to have one more child. From her siggy pic, they already have three girls. I actually wish her the best, and I hope her and her DH are in some kind of therapy/counseling to fix their issues...because as many people know, babies bring stress, which will crack a weak marriage even further.

Anonymous said...

Bananabwains does tend to twist things around... prolly why she's always in trouble about something.

banana lady said...

I guess by you referring to biochem as a "stupid ass", I missed that you hope for the best for her. You are full of shit.

Anonymous said...

Nope, I said I brought up biochem pea, aka #55. I did not call her names. I was also responding in general to your statements.

Anonymous said...

62 Anonymous said... 62

SHUT THE FUCK UP BANANA TWAT WAFFLE

ALL HAIL DA MAJIKAL BEOUF!!!

And yes, I agree about biochempea. Her ass will be left with four freaking kids by her absent minded (aka cheating on her stupid ass) husband.
June 12, 2013 at 4:46 PM

Why are you screaming about someone YOU hate? You act like a child.

64 - nice post! Sounds right to me too.

68? Baby talk (or tawk, since you can understand that a little better)? Seriously?

I think for someone who hates BL, for whatever reason, you sure do try to engage her a lot. Several of you maybe(who knows how many there are, I vote two tops)?

I think it's funny that this is what you stroke out over!

Anonymous said...

I think for someone who hates BL, for whatever reason, you sure do try to engage her a lot. Several of you maybe(who knows how many there are, I vote two tops)?

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I vote only one person, trying to post as several people.

Anonymous said...

73, it's a bucket not a pod.

74 (Baby tawker again) really?

76, it looks like you were trying to start shit and can't keep up then, she referred to the post with her AND BCPea mentioned (clearly 62 not 55).

Anonymous said...

I personally don't like Berrysmoothie.

Anonymous said...

Very possible 78.

Anonymous said...

At least Ashley didn't post when she was 2 seconds pregnant like most. She's pretty far along. I wish her and her family the best.

banana lady said...

I'll try to get over it 280.

Anonymous said...

71 banana lady said... 71

Sorry I've never noticed your anonymous self 270. You should have more empathy and take less offense if that is what you are all about.

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I relize you are being attacked everytime you post. But I've actually stuck up for you before. Just so you're aware there is empathy and not everyone has any problem with you.


banana lady said...

Point taken 284. And I appreciate that you realize that my guard is WAY up.

Anonymous said...

You bitches do realize that bananabitch posts under her "name", gets smacked, and then posts taking up for herself anon, right? ---------------------------------------

Of course we do. I'm in the "ignore her and let's hope she goes away" camp.

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty surprised that biochempea would get pregnant yet again after all the weird stuff she has posted about her husband in the past 2 or 3 years. I'm always puzzled by people who keep spitting out kids to try and "save" their marriage. Kids don't make marriages stronger-they test even the best ones.

Anonymous said...

I'm in the "ignore her and let's hope she goes away" camp.

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Good idea, I'll join you.

Anonymous said...

88 is talking to herself.

Anonymous said...

I noticed that jonda reappeared on the NSA whistleblower thread. Wonder who sent out the bat signal?

Anonymous said...

Am I the only blog bitch who thinks Bergdorf Blonde is a complete loon? That damn oil pulling thread has about driven me nuts the past couple of week or so with her obsessively replying to every.single.person.who.posted.

Then there's her strange rants about how horrible Florida is and how wonderful New Jersey is.

Then there's her vicious-ass bitch side that I've seen sometimes when people disagree with her.

I think she's one episode away from being a full-blown psychotic nutter.

Anonymous said...

I don't think the problem is with BL. It's clearly the ones bitching about her existence that have the problem.
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^^^That^^^

Anonymous said...

Check out the cheating thread...Bergdorf blond is defending cheaters...apparently she cheated during her separation/divorce. Class act, that one

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3240129

I swear certain peas just love to fight so much they see one where there isn't. Sues was just -looking- for a fight with Amelia.


Anonymous said...

yeah, Sues comes off as a major twatwaffle on that thread. What a pissy, argumentative and rude bitch.

I'll bet she's one us blog bitches! ;)

Anonymous said...

*of* us

I think it's past my bedtime

Anonymous said...

http://s200.photobucket.com/user/samlg76/media/9741736d.jpg.html

Yeah CL can do better, her husband is butt fucking ugly.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=324012
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Nice crisp lines on the wall painting there ADDLousewife! Why the fuck would you willing post pictures if your walls looked like this?

Anonymous said...

#88 Worth a try.

Anonymous said...

It's not a bargain if it looks like shit and your hair and make up are just awful.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=324012

Anonymous said...

98 and 100 - neither link worked. Bummer.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3211277

troll bumped but people keep responding

Anonymous said...

88 is talking to herself.

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No, actually. Now there are at least two people here that ignore berrysmoothie. Sorry that bursts your bubble.

Anonymous said...

103 Anonymous said... 103
88 is talking to herself.

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No, actually. Now there are at least two people here that ignore berrysmoothie. Sorry that bursts your bubble.

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I'm going with there are a few people who are sick of banana lady and all her drama and justifying. And I don't think she's all that smart if she thinks she's the only one using twat waffle. But who know's maybe she says it in Estonian.

Anonymous said...

Yeah CL can do better, her husband is butt fucking ugly.

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I'd rather have an ugly husband any day than one that's gorgeous and cheats. Looks mean nothing.

Anonymous said...

I'm going with there are a few people who are sick of banana lady and all her drama and justifying. And I don't think she's all that smart if she thinks she's the only one using twat waffle. But who know's maybe she says it in Estonian.

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There's probaby more than a few that are sick of her regardless of what language she speaks.

Notice that she didn't respond to the comment made to her in French.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3240076


Maybe she should get her lazy ass off this blog and clean her house so she doesn't have a rodent problem.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3240124

Here's ADDLousewife's latest project. Tell me, how is he going to open those top drawers?

And that paint job is horrible, good colors but horrible.

Anonymous said...

I love how she couldn't even bother to patch the old draw pull holes. Good idea bad execution.

She tries so hard but ultimately all her projects look like crap.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3240174

Does this one work?

banana lady said...

So you don't want me to respond, but then you bitch if I don't respond in French. But I did respond to both attempts to speak to me in French even though one of them had a misspelling. You are just too stupid to figure it out.

I'm sad for you that you know so little about the world. Maybe you should try traveling. Not a stretch to know a little Estonian if you also know Russian. Check out a globe and figure that shit out instead of spending all your time looking for reasons to pick me apart.

Anonymous said...

But I did respond to both attempts to speak to me in French even though one of them had a misspelling.

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Show me the misspelling.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3240174

Does this one work?

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Now I gotta say, she does look good in those outfits. But why is she photographing the jewelry on leaves? You can still see how scratched up the surface is underneath.

Anonymous said...

I'm sad for you that you know so little about the world. Maybe you should try traveling. Not a stretch to know a little Estonian if you also know Russian. Check out a globe and figure that shit out instead of spending all your time looking for reasons to pick me apart.

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I'll be sad for your kids when you go to jail this fall.

banana lady said...

It isn't my job to educate a blog full of idiots. I teach 3 children. Look for the fucking misspelling yourself. It will be a learning experience, one you desperately need.

banana lady said...

It is not my job to educate a blog full of idiots. I teach my children, I'm not going to teach any of you bitches. Look it up, it will be a good learning experience for you, one you desperately need.

banana lady said...

Sorry that comment didn't look like it posted the first time. So I apologize for the double post.

Anonymous said...

It isn't my job to educate a blog full of idiots. I teach 3 children. Look for the fucking misspelling yourself. It will be a learning experience, one you desperately need.

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Spelling is fine. You just proved you are full of shit.

Anonymous said...

Su millaje puede variar!!!

Anonymous said...

Votre kilométrage peut varier!!!

Anonymous said...

Quelqu'un ici ne parle pas le français...

Anonymous said...

Quelqu'un ici est plein de merde...

Anonymous said...

Elle a des bananes pour cerveaux....

Anonymous said...

Elle prétend être un enseignant....

Anonymous said...

Cerveaux de banane....

Anonymous said...

105 Anonymous said... 105

Yeah CL can do better, her husband is butt fucking ugly.

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I'd rather have an ugly husband any day than one that's gorgeous and cheats. Looks mean nothing.
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Right, he's an ugly cheater. Your point? Oh right, that looks mean nothing. @@

Anonymous said...

I think it's funny that people say. "I'm going to ignore BL". (You brought her up again). Snort.

Anonymous said...

Résoudre votre problème de rongeur.

Anonymous said...

119 Anonymous said... 119
Su millaje puede variar!!!
June 13, 2013 at 10:50 AM

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OK I like that one.

Anonymous said...

Right, he's an ugly cheater. Your point? Oh right, that looks mean nothing. @@

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I think you missed the point. She'd rather have an ugly husband who's honest and faithful and not a hunk of a husband who puts his penis inside any hole.

Anonymous said...

105, you're an idiot. Her butt ugly husband DID cheat on her for 10 years.

Anonymous said...

What are you talking about 113? Surface of what?


Anonymous said...

126 Anonymous said... 126
105 Anonymous said... 105

Yeah CL can do better, her husband is butt fucking ugly.

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I'd rather have an ugly husband any day than one that's gorgeous and cheats. Looks mean nothing.
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Right, he's an ugly cheater. Your point? Oh right, that looks mean nothing. @@

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I wouldn't say ugly, average probably. For men it doesn't seem to matter how they look. There is always some woman with low self esteem who has to have a man, even if he is taken.

Anonymous said...

I think it's funny that people say. "I'm going to ignore BL". (You brought her up again). Snort.




Some ignore her, some laugh at her.

Anonymous said...

105, you're an idiot. Her butt ugly husband DID cheat on her for 10 years.




The stupid is off the scales with this one.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't say ugly, average probably. For men it doesn't seem to matter how they look. There is always some woman with low self esteem who has to have a man, even if he is taken.

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I agree that a woman has some pretty low self esteem to mess around with a married man, but the man should have never cheated to begin with. He found a girlfriend on a dating website. Who knows, maybe he told CL that their marriage is over and she didn't get it.

banana lady said...

I AM NOT STOOPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

You're NOT banana lady and you ARE stupid. Sucks to be you.

banana lady said...

137 isn't me. I don't have time for you people today so today you'll get your wish. I'm sure none of you care but my grandfather, who is one of the only decent members of my family of origin is dying. I have more important things to deal with than you stupid bitches who think google translate has made you fluent.

So go have your fun, laugh about the impending death of a wonderful man, a World War 2 veteran, who someone here thinks is worthless since he was a member of the enlisted military. Be happy that his death will be painful to me and my children as we lose a beloved family member.

Anonymous said...

What the fuck bananalady? Do you make this shit up in your head? Why would you be on here refreshing and posting day after day if you have real life tragedy to deal with? STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER. Turn off your internet access for a day. You are rabid on here, literally were on here all day yesterday post after post after post.

Anonymous said...

Thanks 131 for trying to help 105 (who later claims that you're me). She can't help it if her IQ is low.


Hey BL, good luck with what you're going through.


140 - you're a hateful hag. YOU should step off!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3240216

Talk about first world problems, worrying about editing a grammar mistake in a text, to your dd. I could maybe see if it were work related but damn, who has time to edit texting mistakes to family.

Anonymous said...

Bananalady just got called out on her foreign language skills, or lack thereof.

Refresh! Refresh!

Anonymous said...

I'm hateful? Bananalady was on here talking nasty, terrible things about people suffering with infertility as well as people with children on the spectrum. All the while she wants to be coddled because she's going through something? You reap what you sow.

Anonymous said...

When did this blog turn into the "banana lady" blog? Seriously, there isn't anything else on here lately. Sick of it.

Let's talk about the Peas at least!

Anonymous said...

Hey 141, get off the Internet and fix your rat problem.

Anonymous said...

144 Anonymous said... 144

I'm hateful? Bananalady was on here talking nasty, terrible things about people suffering with infertility as well as people with children on the spectrum. All the while she wants to be coddled because she's going through something? You reap what you sow.
June 13, 2013 at 12:30 PM

I doubt she'd let you coddle her! Hahahaha!

145-She IS a pea. Why did you bring her up again if you didn't want to talk about her or have her respond (which she said she's gone today if you missed it lol).

Anonymous said...

146 Anonymous said... 146

Hey 141, get off the Internet and fix your rat problem.
June 13, 2013 at 12:31 PM

You as dumb as they come.

Anonymous said...

So Avedadiva just posted about her great life and now she is single again today.

Anonymous said...

148 Anonymous said... 148

146 Anonymous said... 146

Hey 141, get off the Internet and fix your rat problem.
June 13, 2013 at 12:31 PM

You as dumb as they come.
June 13, 2013 at 12:42 PM

Oh I love how I wrote that out (in a hurry mind you!) Hahahaha!

You ARE as dumb as they come. *

Anonymous said...

148, you are as ugly as they come, now go fix our rat problem and lean that filthy house.

Anonymous said...

Your and clean 151

Anonymous said...

151 Anonymous said... 151

148, you are as ugly as they come, now go fix our rat problem and lean that filthy house.
June 13, 2013 at 12:55 PM

You aren't dumb, you are just plain fucking stupid.

Signed,
Hostile LOL

Anonymous said...

Good idea bad execution.
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I think this sums up ADD's life perfectly.

That place truly looks like a house of horrors.

Anonymous said...

Some ignore her, some laugh at her.
__________________________________________


And some like her because she makes you bitches look more stupid and 4th grade than you can imagine. It's fun to watch you froth, especially when you try so hard to be big and bad. It's not working for you. Just makes you look and sound as stupid as you really are. Some are laughing at you, not at BL.

Anonymous said...

155 Anonymous said... 155
Some ignore her, some laugh at her.
__________________________________________


And some like her because she makes you bitches look more stupid and 4th grade than you can imagine. It's fun to watch you froth, especially when you try so hard to be big and bad. It's not working for you. Just makes you look and sound as stupid as you really are. Some are laughing at you, not at BL.

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Please BL is stuck in junior high, everyone is soooo mean to her and it's never her fault. Never.

People are running around accusing of her of everything from child neglect to identity theft and she had nothing to do with any of it.

I'm 47 and have never once been investigated by the police for anything. Imagine that. No one has ever manage to accuse me of anything. No one I know has even half the drama BL rolls around in daily.

Nice to know that BL can post as anonymous as well as herself.

Anonymous said...

Are some of you new? I'm not surprised at all that CL is getting a divorce. ChoppedLiver has been running around for years flirting with men all over the place. Did you forget the rumour about her having an affair with Slower Joe? She even hinted at it herself. She used to constantly talk about other men. Not to mention she's always "busy" with her daughter making sure she's popular and in with the in crowd. Miss Cheerleader.

Anonymous said...

ADD's house is so gross. She thinks she got a "beautiful older home" that she's fixing up. No, she has a dump and she's making it worse. I can't believe she takes photos of her projects and doesn't even clean. Have you noticed how dirty and disgusting everything is. They are so nasty. Can you imagine how their house smells?

Anonymous said...

What is micki/avedadiva's new name?

Anonymous said...

157 She also joked about Joe because she MET him, along with Staph. Big deal - it was a joke. Also way after he started his affair (if it's been 10 years...)

Anonymous said...

And some like her because she makes you bitches look more stupid and 4th grade than you can imagine. It's fun to watch you froth, especially when you try so hard to be big and bad. It's not working for you. Just makes you look and sound as stupid as you really are. Some are laughing at you, not at BL.

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Hi Bananabwains!

Anonymous said...

June 13, 2013 at 12:55 PM

You aren't dumb, you are just plain fucking stupid.

Signed,
Hostile LOL

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Glad you got your name right.

Anonymous said...

156? You name two things she isn't ashamed to talk about and say "everything in between". Do you know something she hasn't shared with everyone here?

SMH

Oh and nice of you to only post anonymously while calling someone out...

Anonymous said...

I just love how these women complain about their marriages or about how their dh treated them so horribly. They are so devasted, worried about their kids and just want to die. Yet less than a year later, they are in a full fledged relationship with another man! Happens all the time over there.

Chopped Liver will be posting about dating in 6 months and in a serious "wonderful" realtionship in a year. Wait and see.

Anonymous said...

I wonder what ass the NSA had their nose up when the Boston bombings were being planned/executed.

Anonymous said...

"What is micki/avedadiva's new name?"

CountryPeaGirl

Anonymous said...

164 so what? like you said, happens all the time. move on (not just from the subject of CL but meaning people move on.)

Anonymous said...

It seems that the blog is good therapy for MissRefreshRefreshRefreshDorkAngle and her poor grammar. Keep up the good work DAngle.

Anonymous said...

161, the baby tawker, is back. SMH

162, not even remotely clever.

Anonymous said...

161, the baby tawker, is back. SMH

162, not even remotely clever.


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Hi Hostile! I mean, bananalady!

Anonymous said...

170 Anonymous said... 170

161, the baby tawker, is back. SMH

162, not even remotely clever.


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Hi Hostile! I mean, bananalady!
June 13, 2013 at 3:36 PM

Give it up dorkangle. (aka MissInFighter)

Anonymous said...

http://thecreativejunkie.com/2013/06/03/what-happened-to-us/

Anonymous said...

http://amysbakingco.com/

LOL I went to the crazy lady's site. (crazy couple) I clicked on "order online" just to see what they offer (with no intention of buying of course). A thing pops up saying the site is offline at this time and offers to find you another restaurant! hahaha!

Anonymous said...

Yeah 173 this isn't the pod or television without pity. No one cares about Kitchen Nightmares and crazy Amy.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3240039

I hope she brushed her teeth after her first world problem. I won't want her gingivitis kicking up again.

Anonymous said...

174 Anonymous said... 174

Yeah 173 this isn't the pod or television without pity. No one cares about Kitchen Nightmares and crazy Amy.
June 13, 2013 at 3:54 PM

1. It's a bucket, not a pod.

2. It's been discussed here before. When did you become blog dictator? Must be a Nazi liberal.

Anonymous said...

Isn't "the pod" one of the nicknames the blog bitches use for 2Peas? Why does someone keep handslapping "it's a bucket, not a pod"?

Unclench thy asshole, toots.

Anonymous said...

yes pod is most certainly used here by us blog bitches.

79 and 176 must be newbies and clueless. keep up.

Anonymous said...

177 Anonymous said... 177

Isn't "the pod" one of the nicknames the blog bitches use for 2Peas? Why does someone keep handslapping "it's a bucket, not a pod"?

Unclench thy asshole, toots.
June 13, 2013 at 5:21 PM

Ok, go ahead and group yourself with the pod bunch. LOL

Shove it up your ass, toots.

Anonymous said...

178 Anonymous said... 178

yes pod is most certainly used here by us blog bitches.

79 and 176 must be newbies and clueless. keep up.
June 13, 2013 at 5:37 PM

ok, take your "talkintoyourself" to
http://www.twopeasinapod.com

Jeffery and Ho, oh I mean Co. didn't name it pod.

Anonymous said...

Peas come in pods, so like the other poster, I'll keep calling it a pod.

I will also keep calling it a pod just to piss of that uptight twat who constantly screams "it's a BUCKET!!"

Yep, you're mad! said...

Hostile screaming "uptight twat" and "bucket" is funny.

You mad bro?

I bet your husband loves to have you around. You are such a sweet kind loving person.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3240191

either get a hotel or do laundry.

how can you remember to breathe?

Anonymous said...

PghScrapper is definitely a blog bitch.

Anonymous said...

Could you possibly be anymore vague 184, I'm guessing 80% of the peas are blog bitches. The other 20% aren't only because they haven't found it yet.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3240277

She, her husband, and kids are living with her parents and she's bitching about THEM? And complaining because (presumably older) people have separate bedrooms? Balls.

Jane Doe said...

New space is up!

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