Thursday, February 3, 2011

Lauren

We all love to hate her.

As of late she has:

Insinuated that JBeans was not a good mother for leaving her sick preemie baby at the hospital.

Tormented LBrock about her mother dying.

Called Olan and Petesmom Peaple whose opinions don't matter.


Has she personally affronted you?  Said something that made your jaw drop?  Air your grievances here.

135 comments:

Anonymous said...

She makes me dislike Alan Rickman. Not because of anything he's ever done.

Anonymous said...

Ugh, so true! I can't watch the Harry Potter movies without thinking of Lauren's ugly mug. DISLIKE.

Anonymous said...

Wasn't there some drama between her and Yvonne a while back? Seems like she tormented her too, and it had something to do with a child? I can't remember the specifics.

Anonymous said...

I would love to find that Lbrock thread. Does anyone know what the thread was about?

Anonymous said...

The simple truth is many peas are scared of her. They kiss her ass in order to stay out of her firing line. They would crumble if she turned her wrath on them. There's a few that fight back and then all she can say is "you don't count" and "I don't even know you" and then she backs away and doesn't challenge them again.
Total fucking coward bully.

Anonymous said...

The Yvonne story is so long ago and been rehashed a million times. Yvonne has even said she moved on.

Anonymous said...

I loved when Lauren would get into it with Ruth. God I hated Ruth and her passive aggressive post ending "IMHO."

Anonymous said...

She wished 2 babies dead - Yvonne's and TimsJen's.

Anonymous said...

I don't think she wished TimsJen's baby dead. I think she antagonized her to no end, harping on her and telling her she'd kill her baby if she did something. Or something like that. It was so long ago.

She is a nasty bitch though. And the only peas that matter are the long time well liked or sucked-up-to peas. She's a follower in that regard.

Anonymous said...

#6, maybe so. But some of us don't hang out at NSBR 24/7/365...and have the memory of an elephant. Regardless, the heifer is an evil, heartless bitch and should eat shit and die!

Anonymous said...

#9, actually she did. I was on 2Peas that night and she made a couple posts and deleted them about 15 minutes later. It was late at night and there were only a handful of us that saw them. She left some of her posts there, the "less" mean ones, but she did delete the worst of it very quickly. TimsJen and her sister (Jo-something) saw them, I did, and a few others, but I don't think anyone saved them b4 they got deleted.

Anonymous said...

#11, do you mind sharing what the deleted posts said?

Anonymous said...

I hate all of the s/o threads. Like today's sticker family thread some asshat always has to think that they have to start one that is similar. "s/o the OTHER thread, do you have a window/bumper sticker."

If you aren't creative enough to come up with a thread idea in the first place, don't ask. It's like trying to hard to be the one who starts a thread because it makes you popular.

Anonymous said...

WTF does L'urinenator do for a living? She is on the f'ing message boards ALL.THE.TIME. Who the hell supports this fat hog? You know she has no job!

Anonymous said...

#10 and not all of us are at the pod 24/7/365, but there's always one person each time a Lauren bashing comes up that has to just be finding out about the Yvonne/Lauren thing. You can time it when Lauren is brought up, just like being able to time the

Bento box/what should I make for school lunch/school supplies are expensive/I'm going to cry because my baby is going to kindergarten, threads in the fall.

The My husband buys crappy gifts/do teachers really throw away homemade treats made as Christmas gifts/telling kids santa exists, threads.

Or knowing when Jill posts ANYTHING it will be a complaint about the heat and how much life sucks.

Same shit different day at the NSBR. You have to be pretty new (or at least since the last time it was brought up) to not know about that.

Anonymous said...

LOL @ "L'urineator!

Anonymous said...

I am pretty sure #10 is Yvonne trying to get it brought up again.

Not that she doesn't have every right to still be upset about it, but EVERYONE knows about Yvonne/Lauren.

Anonymous said...

Let us also not forget that Lauren gave her poor GD back to the fucked up crackhead mom, and also shaved the poor girls head for no apparent reason.

Though I have my suspicions about why she did.

Anonymous said...

Just posted on L'Urine's current PVM.

LOLOLOL

Anonymous said...

Ugh. Skybar makes me irrationally angry. I don't hate a lot of people, in fact I'm usually very trusting, a little naive when it comes to the agenda of some people, but Skybar is just a terrible person.

I a not Christian, and I don't ever intend to be, but she is possibly the worst spokesperson for Christianity I've ever come across.

She is hateful, illiterate, racist, bigoted, and downright disgusting. She can't even begin to accept that she doesn't know everything. And it reality, she knows very little.

She and Lauren are the only peas I would ever wish to just disappear off the face of the Earth.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't be surprised #17, and I agree that everyone knows about that old story. If they don't then do a fucking search. It is brought up ALL THE TIME. You don't have to be on the boards for less than a month to hear about it.

Anonymous said...

I think Skybar is mentally ill. Seriously.

Anonymous said...

Has Skybar started talking about "Teh Caliphate!!!one!" yet? That's Glenn Beck's latest obsession, and she lives for him.

Anonymous said...

Glenn Beck is slightly less crazy than Skybar.

In fact, I'm pretty sure Glenn Beck just says the shit he does to fire up the crayzees.

Anonymous said...

LOL, on the Twin Name Thread someone suggested "Skyler," and I first read it as "Skybar."

Yes! Let's name our snowflakes after jibbering loonies holed up in the Arizona desert, crouched behind their rifles and gumming cheetos while they defend The Republic from the encroaching Sharia Law that's coming up from the Mexican border. *

*It will make sense when Glenn Beck brings out his chalkboard and connects it all with Soros and ACORN.

Anonymous said...

LOL! #25!

Anonymous said...

#11, I didn't read it until the next day, so I didn't see the deleted posts. So you're right

Anonymous said...

Yes! Let's name our snowflakes after jibbering loonies holed up in the Arizona desert, crouched behind their rifles and gumming cheetos wearing their good Christmas sweats while they defend The Republic from the encroaching Sharia Law that's coming up from the Mexican border.

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You forgot one part. I fixed it.

Anonymous said...

LMAO!

And the Pabst. We shouldn't forget Skybar's good beer.

Anonymous said...

Nope, not Yvonne. Just a very OLD PEA who gave up the stupid NSBR board long ago and honestly couldn't remember if L'urineator and Yvonne had a history and what it was about. Chill out.

Anonymous said...

I wonder what Lauren's children think of her. Surely she isn't such an asshole in real life is she?! Her son is a loser I believe. I don't know much about the daughter. WAAAAAAAAAAAY back when Two Peas was fairly new, Lauren was "LCohen" on the message board... I believe she was banned at one point for her assholeishness. And, if you Google Lauren Cohen, she's an atty. in New York...but is NOT the Two Peas Lauren. Is it just coincidence, or is L'urine really a lawyer?

Anonymous said...

Yes, Lauren is a lawyer. I don't know if she's currently practicing though.
When she first joined, she was a practicing lawyer, then she stopped to become a teacher. She was a teacher for a year or less, and did not do well at it. So she stopped teaching. She then went back to being a lawyer. This was a few years ago. Right now I don't know if she's working or not.

Anonymous said...

#30 no way are you an old pea who doesn't know that boring story.

Anonymous said...

Did anyone catch Beer's comment to skybar. Hilarious.

Anonymous said...

Link? I would love to read that #34!

Anonymous said...

Does anyone have a guess at who "Beer" is?

I think it's Compwalla.

Anonymous said...

Beer said

"Just to clear up what must be an obvious assumption: I had nothing to do with Skybar's post. "

Anonymous said...

#33, uh yeah i am! why would i lie about that? i found myself spending way too much freaking time on that dumb board and I got a LIFE. Believe it or not, some of us don't know every fucking story that's ever gone down.

Anonymous said...

Ah, the old "I have a LIFE" smack, as if the rest of us blogbitches or peas don't.

I hope that Beer is Compwalla-she is a savvy pea with a sense of humor.

Anonymous said...

So then why do you care so much right now?

I love when people say that they have a life just because they don't know everything going on at the pod. I never said you didn't. Just saying that it's an old story that *EXCUSE me* MOST peas who have been there for more than two weeks know about.

You seem to be taking this pretty personal. I don't know all the shit going on at the pod, but I don't really care either. Unclench. You weren't being attacked. It's just an old story that gets tiring having to tell all the noobs about.

As far as a life, we're both here aren't we?

Anonymous said...

Good lord chill out! HAHAHAHAHAH nobody's taking anything personal. i don't give a shit THAT much. i just hate that biotch Lauren and love to hear the dirt on the hag.

I'm here because it's easier to get the gossip on the blog than wading through bullshit post after post on NSBR. That's how I found out about Donna Doucher's latest scandal.

Don't be so uptight #40! jeezus

Anonymous said...

Isn't Beer Lanus? Beer accidently posted her real pea name and had to delete. Did anyone catch it?

Anonymous said...

If you hate Lauren, then you should know that old story right? No I'm not #40 either. I'm chill. ;)

You have a life unlike the rest of us blog bitches though remember?

Anonymous said...

Oh lord, fine.

I don't want my fellow smackers to bitch at each other! Let's get back to bitching at Lauren!

IIRC, the Lauren/Yvonne thing:

Lauren and Yvonne had a heated history, Lauren constantly picked on her. One night, Lauren gets her drink on, as she is/was oft to do, and she tells Yvonne that she hopes her baby dies.

She deleted, or had the PTB delete it (because for some reason Lauren has been able to convince the PTB to delete her posts/ID numerous times) but not before many any people saw it and piled on Lauren, as they should have.

The post(s) have been long gone into the peadom abyss, so Lauren tried to act like it never happened. It did. And as far as I know, she never apologized to Yvonne, publicly or otherwise.

So word to the Noobs, don't let that cunt fool you. If you get on her bad side, she will put a hex on yer babehs, and tell you to have a good night because she doesn't want to engage.

Anonymous said...

#43 sure whatever you say!

my god, if you read wayyyyyyyyy up at the beginning, i said i remembered something about LAUREN/YVONNE/KID...but couldn't remember specifics. why is that so unbelieveable? i had forgotten about TimsJen too and still couldn't tell you what happened with that. except now someone nicely said she wished her baby dead.

Are you bitches LAUREN??

Anonymous said...

41 you are starting to sound a bit nutso.

Anonymous said...

Thanks #44 :)

I agree. I don't get why the hostility just because I happened to have pre-Alzheimers disease and can't remember shit. Thanks for the Cliff Notes hun!

Anonymous said...

Lauren doesn't even look like a Lauren. She looks more like a Linda, Sue, or Glenda. Old bag.

Anonymous said...

Hey 46, and you're an asshole

Anonymous said...

#48, word.

If I saw her IRL, I would totally guess she was a "Linda" "Peg" or "Sue".

Anonymous said...

I used to love the name Lauren for a future baby girl, but now I could never use that name. She fucking ruined it, lmao!!

Anonymous said...

I'm willing to bet her real name isn't really Lauren. It's Linda. Linda Cohen.

Anonymous said...

LMFAO #51!

Anonymous said...

Pre-Alzheimers? I thought you had a LIFE and that is why you couldn't remember shit.

It's fun to get you riled.

Anonymous said...

I am not a Lauren fan but she does keep the board interesting. I'll admit that I don't want to cross her.

Anonymous said...

No, her real name *is* Lauren Cohen.

Her FB says her real name and her family is on it and call her Lauren as well.

Anonymous said...

54 shut the fuck up. we are all supposed to be sistahs on here.

Anonymous said...

So now we all know the Lauren/Yvonne story?

Anonymous said...

Thanks Vonnie for keeping it going!

Anonymous said...

TimsJen, JoEllen and KevinsAngel(aka HappeaGirl), were the tattletales who got Jeffrey(TwoPeas Owner)friend Brian(I think was his name) banished when he was board monitor.

Anonymous said...

Happeagirl is the most co-dependant pea ever! Good grief she couldn't do anything without consulting her husband first.

Anonymous said...

Is Happeagirl still infertile?

Anonymous said...

likewise 54...you just can't let it go can ya? loser.

Anonymous said...

HOLY FUCK.

Is anyone reading that "is your kids name traditional or unique?" thread?!

The names on there are crazy.

Catesby?!
Woodford?! (He is soooo getting teased in school)

Anonymous said...

Bitching on FB again about Tamisita again. She really has a hard on for her. Not that I'm a Tamisita fan, but Leanne sure has balls!

Leanne Cooke
Looks like "That Pea" will finally get to 5000 posts tonight ... I guess we will no longer see thought provoking threads such as "What's your favourite kind of cheese?" and lame begging for Hoff photos (WTFBBQ!!) ... I'm just hoping that she now disappear for a little while so that I can have some peace, hehehe!!

Anonymous said...

She does have balls! I'll give her that!

She's spot on though about "What's your favorite kind of cheese?" LOL! What a stupid thing to post!

Anonymous said...

I actually thought that some of the peas were pulling the piss with that "name the twin" thread. Now looking at what some of them have named their kids, I can only shake my head. Poor kids. Some that have stood out for me are Mattingly, Turia, Acacia (I know it as a tree), Catesby and Woodford.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3065863&pg=1

Anonymous said...

Looking at Turia typed out - you just know that people are going to misread that as Tuna. Poor kid.

I can't believe that some people are saying to let what L'Urine said be the in the past. I bet these are the same bitches IRL who don't speak to someone or let their kid out to play with someone who *was mean* on one occasion in the past.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3065924

Ok, who else thinks Ice cream bread is going to be the next caramel in a can/BF Italian beef for the peas?

Anonymous said...

68 no kidding. Why the hell does L'urine get a fucking pass? I do not understand why The Whites (Jeff & Kristina) do not put a lid on her. They must be scared of her too!

Anonymous said...

Just buy a friggin ice cream maker for pete's sake.

Anonymous said...

My favorite kind of cheese is achingly sharp.

Anonymous said...

forgot link to ice cream maker comment

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3065955

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA #72!!!

I forgot who made the comment first, but Oh Lord, what blog fodder it was at the old blog!

Anonymous said...

Lauren was LuLusmom back in the olden days. She has had a few Pea Names because she burns out and hair flips, gets all her posts deleted and then comes back with a new name.

For the record, she didn't really wish Yvonnes kid dead. I was there back on that thread and Yvonne went apeshit as usual and blew the whole comment out of proportion. Lauren wanted her to simmer down so she didn't hurt her unborn spawn and Yvonne screamed that Lauren wanted her baby dead. Yvonne is a drama queen to the highest degree. Her and her illegal alien husband.

Happeagirl was the biggest codependent freakshow on the board back in the day. She was totally obese and had red rashy looking skin. She took pictures of herself with her lips pursed all the time. She looked like her mouth was so small she couldn't give her pencil dicked husband Kevin a blowjob. God, she was the fun sucker of all fun suckers.

I think she had more mental problems than you could shake a stick at. I don't think she could leave her house without a helmet on. She couldn't get pregnant but anyone that obese and that mental should not breed.

I would not be surprised if her husband ran screaming from their house and nailed the first bitch with a pulse he could find.

Anonymous said...

Somebody here has to have the L'Urine comment saved.

Anonymous said...

"achingly sharp"

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::wiping tear::

You blog hags complete me.

Anonymous said...

75, that's exactly how I remember the Lauren/Yvonne thing too. It's like it has been embellished over the years.

Anonymous said...

I thought for sure that Lauren said something to the effect of: "I hope something happens to your baby so you understand how stupid you are for getting so worked up"

I'm totally paraphrasing, but I thought it was along those lines.

Anonymous said...

I agree with the summation of L'Urine and Yvonne going at it.
I remember the comment being along the lines of "don't get so worked up, you don't want to lose that baby do you?"
I was a pretty fucked up thing to say, and I am no Yvonne fan.

That's the main issue L'Urine.
If you are arguing with someone then it's OK to make your point strongly, if you get really angry it can even be OK to call the other person an f'n idiot or whatever - but stick to the topic and the person you are arguing with. Every time she gets worked up she goes too far and makes a comment about a baby or a dying mom.
It's like her brain is ticking over to try to find the most hurtful/horrible thing she can possibly think of for that person and then she let's them have it.
It's playing dirty and that's why so many peas have held a grudge for so long and refuse to let her forget her despicable behavior.
Back then she used to get her entire account deleted so any record of it is gone.

Anonymous said...

Lauren's exact comment was, "You wouldn't want to hurt that unborn baby would you Yvonne?" That isn't wishing the kid dead. Like #75 said, it was to make Vonnie stop freaking out. Sure, it wasn't said with the nicest of intentions, but it wasn't as evil as people have since made it out to be.

How about GrinningCat? Now there's a bitch for ya. An uppity snobby wannabe chef bitch.

Anonymous said...

Was GrinningCat the one who loved the "achingly sharp" cheddar?!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I totally forgot when she was LuLuMom. So we know she was LCohen, Lulusmom, and now ~Lauren~. Those twopeasinanasshole (J & K) are really whipped aren't they, for not banning her crazy, evil ass!

Anonymous said...

Grinning Cat has only had the chef personna for a couple of years now. She disappear from the board and then re-appeared claiming to be a chef. She is a joke.

Before becoming Chef Schweaty Balls, she did NOTHING but bitch about kids and marriage. Marriage is awful, children are spawn and crotch maggots. She droned on and on and on in every single post. Most of us thought she was a flaming lesbian because she hated men, marriage and children. I think she ate babies for breakfast.

She is from Canada and supposed to be on TV. No one knows for sure what her real name is and if she is really on TV but she pretends to be a celeb on 2Peas. We actually don't hear much about the TV stuff anymore just the foodie stuff.

I will never, ever forget her crotch maggot posts though. She totally downplays it but SOME of us will never forget what a bitch she is.

Anonymous said...

So who else has had it out with L'urine? I'd love to see a catfight between her and Heartcat. Heartcat's comebacks would be written like novels lmao!

Anonymous said...

Can you elaborate on the crotch maggot thing? What does that even mean? LOL, and what was her explanation for hating marriage and kids?

Anonymous said...

Funny you should mention Heartcat #85, I was just thinking today that I wonder if Heartcat feels like she has to post epic length posts because it's expected of her?

I've never seen her post anything shorter than three paragraphs. ever.

Anonymous said...

Poor Happeagirl. I remember that goofy smile. She NEVER showed her teeth! hmm, wonder why? Rotten maybe?!

Anonymous said...

Does Happeagirl still have an account? Does she have an avatar?

Anonymous said...

What I loved about the negative peas thread was that several peas who posted seemed to be oblivious to the fact that they were the ones being referred to in earlier posts.

Anonymous said...

no kidding 87, the bitch has always been soooo long-winded. I cannot read her posts. Who has the time?! and I really don't care to hear her know-it-all lectures.

Anonymous said...

I think Yvonne's baby was already born. Lowrent was saying stuff like "I gave you my well-wishes when your baby was sick, but you know what, fuck you and your baby!" And then she said something along the lines that if the baby died, Lowrent wouldn't care a bit. And ended it with "C-ya!"

She had been tangling with Sierramoon earlier in the thread, and had earlier said that she totally understood why Sierramoon's husband had dumped her. Which was also totally cunty, but the Yvonne Baby thing quickly overshadowed that.

Anonymous said...

86---Grinning Cunt just hated kids, I mean really hated kids. She was in that group that called married people breeders and said babies were nothing but crotch maggots. She was hard core.

What is a crotch maggot? Think about it. Babies come out the vagina...vagina equals crotch...baby equals maggot. yeah, pretty vile.

why does she hate marriage and kids? who knows, she is weird. she really gave off the lesbian vibe back then. She has really toned it all down but I still can't stand her because of all the crap she posted before. She just went off on any kid or marriage thread. She was a dog with a friggin' bone. many people were thrilled when her sorry ass left the board. I don't honestly know how anyone that was around back then could like her.

Anonymous said...

here is a goofy Happeagirl layout:

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/gallery/member/6359-happeagirl/1296063-grateful/?c=t

Anonymous said...

wow 92. That's pretty shitty! Hmm, wonder why Lowrent's husband left her? AHAHHAHAHA gee, i have no idea!

Anonymous said...

remember when Heartcat was ready to leave her husband for some other dude? OMG-she spilled it all out on the board. It was wild. I can't remember how she even met the other guy. She doesn't work, doesn't drive and is basically another shut in type but dammit, she was ready to dump the hubs.

So funny when she came back to the board saying she rediscovered her man and he was so wonderful, blah, blah, blah after she had blasted him and wanted to leave him. Who OVERSHARES like that??? O M G!!!

Her pea title now says something about being in the arms of the most wonderful man....GACK! She did that after the massive overshare.

Anonymous said...

Oh I was expecting way worse with happeagirl, she's not that unfortunate looking. Plain Jane for sure, but not BriannaJill or anything.

Anonymous said...

I think the person saying Lauren's comment was blown out of proportion, IS Lauren. Hi Lauren!

She said she didn't care if Yvonne's baby died, we all know it! No matter how much she twists it around and tries to deflect!

Anonymous said...

97-looked at that fat pinched face and those puckered prune lips. she ALWAYS looked like she had just sucked a piece of baby poo thru a straw. and her whining and bitching was EPIC! She couldn't wipe her ass without her husband. Jeezus, she could suck the oxygen out of the room in two flat seconds.

Anonymous said...

I have to say I am totally shocked by the Heartcat overshare! She does not seem the type to spill that type of info, or the type to just up and leave her husband.

And I had no idea she was a shut in who doesn't drive.

Anonymous said...

98-no, I aint' lauren. lauren only said she didn't care if the baby died after yvonne went on her screaming "lauren wants my baby dead" rampage on the board that nite. yvonne went to crazy town and seriously did blown it all out of proportion and her hangers on piled it on. lauren got sick of her shit and did the "i don't care if you baby does die now bitch" flip.

Anonymous said...

100-I think Heartcat had a mid life crisis.

Anonymous said...

Heartcat is a sanctimonious know it all. Does she actually think we read through all her drivel.

96...LOL. I bet her "new man" came via the Internet. He probably strung her along and had no intention of being with her, so she had to crawl back to hubby.

Anonymous said...

LJ is another big Lowrent defender and apologist. The very day after L'Urine melted down over Yvonne and Sierra on that thread, LJ was saying that the L'Urineator had been so bullied and piled on that her reaction was simply understandable.

Total whitewash. And LJ's on Maite's thread defending Lowrent once more. If there was such a thing as a "Vichypea," the Lowrent Kissers would be it.

Anonymous said...

And what is with the ass kissing of AN and BF by Lauren? And vice versa? It's nauseating.

Anonymous said...

That's because L'Urine was always one to defend LJs mom (Fleur), even after the random french kids used her mom's computer.
That's another L'Urine MO, she'll pick some really screwed up peas to befriend and defend, and then they come to her defense when she gets called out.

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, Lauren is totally courting Kaminer right now.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like L'Urine is trying to consolidate an alliance. AN and BF, whatever you think of them, are pretty strong personalities who don't bend with the wind. She's decided she needs them, because more and more Peas are either ignoring her, or calling her on her evil shit.

Anonymous said...

106, that makes sense. Fleur was a bit before my time, but her reputation still lingered all over the place as a crazypants.

Anonymous said...

99, you made me LMFAO! you are spot on about Happeagirl. That is one fugly, needy, whiney little girl who cannot take a SHIT without consulting her husband. She is so child-like.

Anonymous said...

Re: The original name thread.

Rylee = Old Appalachian for "Oil up that stripper pole!"

Anonymous said...

Most of the names on that list are ridiculous, and I know some are deliberately taking the piss... which made LOL.
I can't believe the OP is getting offended that some people hate the names. There's a lesson in that idiot, that is what your kids with the stupid names will be facing day after day, and not on a message board either, but IRL.

Anonymous said...

My favorite kind of cheese is achingly sharp.
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LMAO! It was that idiot treelover (I think) who said it originally.

Anonymous said...

Heartcat is a sanctimonious know it all. Does she actually think we read through all her drivel.
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I like HeartCat. She looks at all sides of the question. I don't have a problem reading her posts.

Tell the truth, you're one of those dummies who responds without reading the rest of the posts and your comment always seems weird and out of place when it pops up on page three. Not that you'd know, since you just read the OP, post and run.

Anonymous said...

You must have too much time on your hands then 114. Or you are that wannabe. Nice try at the insult but you're just making up nonsensical shit now because I hit a nerve. HA. Dipshit.
I rarely post on the pod, but my eyes glaze over when I see her diatribes.

Anonymous said...

I fucking hate Treelover. She is sooo annoying. I have the entire Lauren/Yvonne thing saved its from the old Meatblog. I'll post it once I'm back to work on Monday

Anonymous said...

Yes, TreeLover said "achingly sharp cheddar" in response to a "what are you having for lunch?" thread. It was blog fodder for weeks. All kinds of hilarity ensued.

And Lauren has tangled with JBeans, jpswife, Wench and a few others who don't back down, or buy into the "oh poor Lauren is so piled on" BS that a few idiots like to spew.

One night Wench and Lauren got down and dirty and left everyone with a total "WTF just happened" look on their faces. It was awesome.

Anonymous said...

Wow! The name s/o name thread just keeps getting worse! First why post on it if you are NOT going to say what the name is? Just a whole lot of vague clues! Secondly why would you name your kid this totally traditional name, but then call him by his second and third initial? And thirdly who names only 3 of 4 kids with names they like/ love and the fourth they don't like but sort of named them after a sister? Thank goodness some of these DH's have the balls to stand up to their wives, otherwise could you imagine the names of our future leaders etc?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/gallery/member/497896-beer/1704238-upcoming-class-totally-original-idea/

Haha Classic!!!

Anonymous said...

So who's going to put "achingly sharp cheddar" on tamistias cheese thread?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3065780&pg=1

Anonymous said...

Never mind cheddar, who is game enough to get the pearl clutchers all riled up with "the cheese under DH's foreskin"..?

Anonymous said...

lol and ewwww 121

Anonymous said...

From the negative pea thread:
"here is one pea who is like a dog with a bone on religious and political threads, she posts manically as if by dint of awesome debate skills she will change your mind. She merely succeeds in annoying the crap out of peaple to the point they tune her out. I must say her kids are really adorable."

Who is this?

Anonymous said...

123-that could describe a bunch of nutter peas...LOL

Anonymous said...

123 - I'd guess that's Mrs. Tyler

Anonymous said...

I thought it was Mrs. Tyler too, but she doesn't have pics of her kids in her siggy does she?

Anonymous said...

I asked Wench in a peamail and she said it was Mrs Tyler.

Anonymous said...

I think you just outed yourself.

Wench posts here constantly. ;)

Anonymous said...

hahaha.
No not Wench, but nice try.

Anonymous said...

No, I'm not saying YOU are Wench.

I'm saying that Wench will know who YOU are because she posts here constantly, and you just identified yourself as the peamailer.

Anonymous said...

Mrs Tyler used to have pictures of her kids in her siggy.

Anonymous said...

I remember when GrinningCat used to be pretty vocal about how much she hates kids and anybody married. Heaven forbid somebody was happy being married or whatever. She hated it, therefore everybody else should. She used to be really nasty about kids especially.

The thing that pissed me off was if it was a thread specifically asking a question about kids or something child/marriage related she'd get on it and bitch. If it doesn't pertain to you, then WTF are you on that thread?

I used to think she was a lesbian too.

Plus her name is Michelle Godin/Godwin or something like that. She had it on the boards once, but then became so "famous" on TV that she must have yanked it to protect her privacy. I always thought it was ironic how much she hated religion and had God in her name too.

Anonymous said...

You people are confusing Grinning Cat with Tracy Arts. GC may not like children, but the crotch maggots comment came from Tracy Arts not GC.

Anonymous said...

Lauren's latest meltdown makes me worry about her mental health. Things will be fine for awhile (just her usual amount of bitchiness) and then she gets so escalated so quickly and then just can't seem to stop herself.

It will blow over again, she'll be "nice" for awhile, some will forgive and forget, and then it will repeat all over again. And again.

Anonymous said...

Lauren is a drunk.

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