Monday, November 14, 2011

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Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3131929

I could totally see some of the self-absorbed peas posting as the bride on this issue..."I sent out save the date cards, but now I don't want to invite all those people...can I just not send them invites??"

Anonymous said...

I have labia not meat curtains.
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Excuse me, miss prissy. I also refer to mine as labia, but since the term meat curtains was just used, I figured y'all could make the connection.

Mine aren't down to my knees either, and I don't know if it is the shaving or age that makes them seem, I don't know, just bigger. I don't remember my LABIA being this ample before.

Anonymous said...

I have labia not meat curtains.
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Sounds like Typhus has invaded the blog.

Anonymous said...

Typhus has hairy beast meat curtains that swing around her bloated cankles.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 3 I have labia not meat curtains.
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Excuse me, miss prissy. I also refer to mine as labia, but since the term meat curtains was just used, I figured y'all could make the connection.

Mine aren't down to my knees either, and I don't know if it is the shaving or age that makes them seem, I don't know, just bigger. I don't remember my LABIA being this ample before.

November 16, 2011 5:15 PM

Lose some weight.

Anonymous said...

Typhus has hairy beast meat curtains that swing around her bloated cankles.
November 16, 2011 5:20 PM

Oh, no doubt. But I'd be surprised if anyone but her was as prissy and uptight about the term 'meat curtains.'

Who else would run around, pursing up their lips, and shrieking that *they* have LABIA? @@

Anonymous said...

I bet if it were a tier one pea complaining about stupid retail hours (that get earlier every year) that mess up family plans, the peatards would be on a RAMPAGE against that company.

Have to agree. Let Peabay post that her teenager has to work and miss a family holiday activity and watch the outrage.

Did I miss the discussion on janedoescrapper's dumbass wanting to chow down on some bologna now that she's pregnant? WTF? After all the angst, not to mention the expense of IVF, etc., she just might be okay taking a few chances here and there? Twit.

Anonymous said...

wouldn't it be lovely if nobody responded to L'Urine's thread?

please don't post view the shit out of it but don't post!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3131961

Carey Ayn, it's been 5 years, celebrate the TWO children you do have and stop dragging them into this.

Anonymous said...

10-no shit. Why do these women do this? Make their living children "celebrate" a baby that never lived and they never even knew. It is just weird and obsessive to me. People didn't used to do that. Sure, maybe you knew your mom lost a baby or had a miscarriage but it wasn't shoved down your fucking throat and you weren't made to memorialize the "event" every freaking year of your life.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3131966

The nutjob rainbowscrapper went to college and traveled abroad?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3131953

2peafaithful needs to chill. Doesn't matter if her son is a new patient, the doctor can handle it! She doesn't need to ask the peas for medical advice.

Anonymous said...

I really like Carey Ayn and I can't imagine the loss of a child, but I don't think "celebrating Beckett" is appropriate.

When those boys are older they are goning to think Mom and Dad were a little whacko.

Anonymous said...

Have to agree. Let Peabay post that her teenager has to work and miss a family holiday activity and watch the outrage.

Did I miss the discussion on janedoescrapper's dumbass wanting to chow down on some bologna now that she's pregnant? WTF? After all the angst, not to mention the expense of IVF, etc., she just might be okay taking a few chances here and there? Twit.
November 16, 2011 6:41 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

ITA.

Anonymous said...

tier 1 peas (and their ass-kissers) are the poster-children for self-absorbed hypocrisy.

They care about nothing or no one at all-unless it directly affects them or someone whose ass they are continually licking.

Anonymous said...

oh shit! some of the libs responded to lowrents bait thread. You guys!!!! Why does anyone indulge that creepy assed cow and her poisen pen?

Anonymous said...

Why does anyone indulge that creepy assed cow and her poisen pen?
November 16, 2011 8:00 PM

why indeed?

I'm sure that's why L'Urine will never leave the pod. There are way too many stupid peas who will take her bait.

Anonymous said...

Do you know what's better than NADS? Sticky Glossy Accents dried to your fingertips. Painlessly and quickly pulls out the pubes better than waxing!

Anonymous said...

19 you should post that "unexpected uses for common scrapping items" on Tim's blog. Maybe he and Mario can have some fun with it.

Anonymous said...

who are these mythic tier 1 peas? someone do list some names for me, and why are they considered tier one peas?

I don't think there are "tiers". Instead, I think there are various groups of peas, and maybe should be rank by kindness, those that are stooooopid,or annoying, bitchy, attention whore-y, crazy, libs/progs and rethuglicans, those that have a certain skill set to add or a sense of humor, and don't forget skybar (of the religious/conservative/conspiracist/batshit group). OOOh the medical/disabled/fibrohags.

Anybody want to come up with a few "boards" and we can "pin" the various peas onto those pea boards.

Come on ladies, let's do! and sorry for this long post.

Anonymous said...

IMO (and I haven't mentioned tiers on the blog ever ftr) it's ones who are more recognized (photos/length of time/amount of participation) who people are claiming are higher tiered.

IMO the lower tiered would be the ones who come out of lurkdom and start posting and get ignored. Even some that have been around a while but haven't share much about themselves (smart move lol) or don't have pics up.

The ones who no one knows can answer a question but if the OP is someone who is trying to get herself more well known (for whatever stupid reason) will ignore the lesser known and wait until a more well known answers and respond to that one. Clear as mud?

Anonymous said...

Tier 1 peas are the ones that start 10 posts a day about every stupid little thing that pops into their mundane minds:
"I have a hairy bush"
"My kid is sick"
"I dribble pee when when I run"
"I have an iPhone"
"I love coconut oil"

They also post pseudo supportive drivel on the posts of the minions:
"I am so sorry you are going through this"
"No, I'd be upset too"
"ITA"

This way the ugly and not so bright little minions feel like they know these peas, and that these peas are nice to them, so then they start hanging on to every last word as if it was a gift from God. Then beware anyone who dares point out that a Tier 1 pea isn't wearing any clothes... they will defend them with their lives.
Tier 1 peas get bolder and stupider, more inane and less relevant with every passing day. The poor little minions just accept their pitiful existence and wait for the day when a Tier 1 acknowledges their presence with a casual word tossed their way... dreaming of the day they may also rise to rank of Tier 1.
Some try; they sell out their kids, humiliate their husbands and berate their pets, and eventually some are successful, but many many more fail. They are cast off into the wilderness of unknown message boards, wailing ..."I hate you knitting hags..."

The End.

Anonymous said...

Slow clapping for 223

Anonymous said...

23 for win.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3132022

Really.. and we needed to know that?

Anonymous said...

Did I miss the discussion on janedoescrapper's dumbass wanting to chow down on some bologna now that she's pregnant? WTF? After all the angst, not to mention the expense of IVF, etc., she just might be okay taking a few chances here and there? Twit.

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I wonder how any of us survived before all the new don't eat rules. They are ridiculous. No deli meat, no peanuts, no fish, no soft serve, no soft cheese....what do thy eat?

Anonymous said...

tofu?

Anonymous said...

27, I agree with you in theory. However, if I constantly posted about years of trying to concieve, months of IVF and all that entails, I would damn sure consider myself high-risk and follow every single stinking little rule put before me for a few short months. Wow long, run-on sentence, sorry. Extreme times call for extreme measures and all that crap. It's only 7 more months or so. You will survive without salami and soft serve. Maybe have a cigarette and a hot toddy to settle your nerves. Sheesh.

Anonymous said...

who are these mythic tier 1 peas? someone do list some names for me, and why are they considered tier one peas?
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Doesn't mean they are well liked, just well known (because they've been around a long time and post a ton) and aren't nasty to people.
Peabay
Mary Mary (again doesn't mean well liked lol)
cmpeter
Sunshine36616
SockMonkey (honorary mention)
Cara in TX
SDeven
Sarah*H
KikiNichole
ginacivey
Rhondito
Miss Jen
Mignonne
Steph (D)Rebel
MoniqueS
Compwalla
~Lindy~
pudgy_groundhog
Magz811
Jonell
tenacious *e*
McStef66 and her sister CheriVall

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3131872

CarolinaGirl! is an idiot.

Is Shesa-Renegade that butterball troll?

Anonymous said...

WOW I don't recognize half those names on that list.

Anonymous said...

32 - then you aren't a regular pea if you don't know who those peas are.

Anonymous said...

Gee 30...that looks copied and pasted right from a spreadsheet...did you add a column this week regarding their choice of floor covering in the lady garden?

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure if that list in more funny or creepy.

Anonymous said...

eh, I take issue with a few on that list as being labeled tier 1 (more like twunt-a-riffic. . . SDeven, anyone?) but for the most part, yeah. Highly visible peas that many suck up to.

Anonymous said...

Jane, can we PLEASE have some new space?

Anonymous said...

Do you know what's better than NADS? Sticky Glossy Accents dried to your fingertips. Painlessly and quickly pulls out the pubes better than waxing!
November 16, 2011 8:10 PM

@@ FFS, please don't share how you figured that out.

Anonymous said...

I feel Jane is getting bored with us. She doesn't seem to be paying much attention as of late. We NEED a scandal at the pod. Hell, I'm a little bored with us.

Anonymous said...

All these bitches are smelly cunts:

Peabay
Mary Mary (again doesn't mean well liked lol)
cmpeter
Sunshine36616
SockMonkey (honorary mention)
Cara in TX
SDeven
Sarah*H
KikiNichole
ginacivey
Rhondito
Miss Jen
Mignonne
Steph (D)Rebel
MoniqueS
Compwalla
~Lindy~
pudgy_groundhog
Magz811
Jonell
tenacious *e*
McStef66 and her sister CheriVall

Anonymous said...

Sammel (Old Pea New Name) is competing hard with TwoPeaDogBrain for lowest IQ at the pod.

Anonymous said...

Has anyone noticed the positive turn in Buttercup's posts?

Anonymous said...

Has anyone noticed the positive turn in Buttercup's posts?

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You are so stupid.

Anonymous said...

Has anyone noticed the positive turn in Buttercup's posts?

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You are so stupid.

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Why am I stupid? Apparently I must've missed something. Care to fill me in>

Anonymous said...

i agree 36 devenstink doesn't belong.

neither does magz.

Bootzee said...

Whoever made that Top Tier list is a dumbass. Half of those Peas hardly post anymore and most of them are TWATS. Try again douchebrain.

Anonymous said...

32 - then you aren't a regular pea if you don't know who those peas are

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5 years or more and counting

Anonymous said...

Who was the twatwaffle in the xmas card exchange last year that was whining about not affording postage so Lucy ended up sending her some? Soon after that she went out and purchased herself an ipod or something?

Anonymous said...

I never thought Buttercup was negative. She posts her opinion like everyonee else. I have to agree with her on that 2dogspeabrain thread about cutting her son's hair, if she can stand up to cut her son's hair then she should be able to cook a meal for her family.

Anonymous said...

48-I think that was Kaimer. She disappeared from the pod amid rumblings of being a scammer.

Anonymous said...

*S*
*P*
*A*
*C*
*E*

Anonymous said...

I never thought Buttercup was negative. She posts her opinion like everyonee else.

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Maybe negative was a poor choice of words. Blunt probably would've been better.

it just seems her recent posts are a little more lovey dovey than usual.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3132079

Yeah, y'all are right about this one... Totally living her life through her "popular" daughter -- and her 2nd posting? WTF? Can you say needy?

Bootzee said...

52-sometimes you gotta tone it down a bit or a bitch like NicoleintTX will keep trying to ban your ass. I speak from experience.

Anonymous said...

What the fuck is wrong with Kelpea? Sorry, but those two kids are nothing special. She makes the most fucking stupid comments..."classic cheerleader/football player couple", so does this mean her daughter will be knocked up by the end of the semester by her football douchenozzle boyfriend?

Someone give her a dollar so she can buy a fucking clue.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3132079

Guess she's not getting enough attenion? Or maybe no one is posting because NO ONE had a late homecoming?

Everyone go post on her thread so she can feel spee-shale about her daughter.

Anonymous said...

Bootzee, you back at the bukkit as Buttercup?

Anonymous said...

it just seems her recent posts are a little more lovey dovey than usual.

Maybe she's finally taking her meds regularly.
Shrug.
She'll cycle back. They always do.

Bootzee said...

57-No, I am not Buttercup. I haven't even bothered trying to get back on the Pod.

Anonymous said...

Miss Katie is a black former Mormon who supported prop 8. I think she's a hypocrite. Maybe that's why she posted and ran.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3132070

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3131859

Cute thread, but...

Can someone explain exactly how MissLerin'sMommy's 10 month old daughter "asked" for a Lazytown suitcase?

Anonymous said...

Is it bugging the crap out of anyone else that every single time there is a new Penn St. thread, at least one idiot posts something completely stupid, like, "What was a 10 year old kid doing in the shower of a college sports complex?", or "Why is everyone mad at Paterno?" Seriously, what rock have you been hiding under?
Read the threads or keep away from the subject. Keep the fuck up!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3132117

Stocking stuffer ideas for 6 month olds????? seriously the baby doesn't know what is going on. this is so ridiculous!

Oh and who names their baby Maximus unless he was going to be the next Roman Emperor?

Anonymous said...

I can't stop thinking about that lunchmeat thread. Do those dumb fucks actually think: "Oh, it's LUNCH time! I must eat LUNCH meat!"? That's beyond pea-stupid.

Anonymous said...

30 you forgot quite a few on the list

BurningFarts
StacyAngel
AN

There are so many more, some no longer post (libis)

Jane Doe said...

New Space is up!

Anonymous said...

Maybe she's finally taking her meds regularly.
Shrug.
She'll cycle back. They always do.

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She's not fucking Lauren. Oh, is that you Lauren?

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