KAS will be all over the WH death. She will post on and on as if she knew her personally. She always acts like she knows everything about celebrities. Gets on my nerves.
xxxxxxxxxxx Stalker alert. You are so predictable. And wrong.
LTO sounds like an utter feeb in those Greece/political threads. Hope she's burying her ammo in the yard like a good dittohead for the upcoming meltdown/rapture.
That Greece thread is fucking awesome. The usual fountains of santorum..er..wisdom all telling each other how wonderful they are.
I sometimes hope there is an economic catastrophe, so these whack jobs can find out for real what it's like to live in a Randian libertarian paradise. Here's a hint. You'll have all your hoarded stuff taken and you'll be lucky to starve to death in the dark.
"Most churches do not mix politics with religion. How many have you tried that you believe most of them do? Why are you not looking for a church that follows biblical teaching if you want to find a Christian church?"
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Sheesh, she gets more sanctimonious every time she posts. And she posts way too fucking much. NightOwl Crapper.
I never agree with skybar but in this case she does have a point, guess she hit a nerve with squillen. February 12, 2012 3:47 PM 161 Anonymous said... 161
Haha, she hit a major nerve with squeals!
It's no wonder. She makes so much crap, and shovels it at her kids. She OUGHT to have some guilt over that. February 12, 2012 4:22 PM 162 Anonymous said... 162
Yep. Her kids are cute, but there is NO reason for any child to be that chunky. None.
So it looks like this thread was pulled...what was it about?? Was it a callout of squillen, or was it something else that turned to a squillen pile on??
""Resident Professional Photographer here: YIKES! I would love to know the photographers you are planning from stealing from. Regardless of whether or not you can find the photographer to ask permission to scan their work it's illegal................ .................OK, sorry, I am passionate about this one. It's how I feed my babies.""
bwahahaha, it's the old "It's how I feed my babies" sympathy/guilt trip card.
DebbieTaylor says she's a snob over handbags and judges other women by theirs. -----------
Of course she does @@. I had an old purse for probably four plus years but just upgraded to a Coach bag. Glad to know I'll now be looked at favorably. Again, @@.
WTH is Addhousewife talking about in her 2nd post?
What she is saying is they had low credit, they paid everything off, then they didn't use any credit. A lot of people think paying cash for everything is a way to keep your credit score up. You have to use the credit, even if it's just a little bit, paid off every month. HTH
Does anyone know (because I'm certainly NOT asking on the board) what squillen's credentials are? Where did she go to culinary school? ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Squillen reads the blog, she emailed Lauren and asked her to remove her name from the thread title. ---------------------------------------------
What does removing her name from the thread title do? She's an idiot.
And I also want to know what her credentials are. Has she ever posted anything about actually going to school to cook, bake or teach others to cook or bake?
I think the problem is if she paid to go to school to learn how to make rice crispy treats she got ripped off. Her treats do not look all that specail for the price those dumbasses pay.
I think the problem is if she paid to go to school to learn how to make rice crispy treats she got ripped off. Her treats do not look all that specail for the price those dumbasses pay. -----------------
Captain K is that you? Sounds like something dumb you would say. First is there a pic of her treats? Now I'm no fan of squillen but here is her deal: She has been cooking self-learned for years - like Martha Stewart. Then just last year decided to go to a famous cooking school. When you go to cooking school it's not to learn how to make desserts. Chefs either do one or the other.
Captain K is that you? Sounds like something dumb you would say. First is there a pic of her treats? Now I'm no fan of squillen but here is her deal: She has been cooking self-learned for years - like Martha Stewart. Then just last year decided to go to a famous cooking school. When you go to cooking school it's not to learn how to make desserts. Chefs either do one or the other. ------------------------------------------------- So are you Squillen, or one of her coterie? I don't remember her mentioning anything on 2P about going to a cooking school.
And she has posted pictures of her crap treats many times. Remember the Brandy327 truffles v. Squillen's ice cube tray truffles thread? I do.
52 -- Now that made me laugh out loud. The poor dear should maybe rather compose lists of non-food items which her babes should *not eat* as toddlers.
It must hurt to be so compulsive and anxious. Unfortunately all that hurt and compulsion and anxiety is doomed to transfer to two innocent babie3s, in one form or another. . .
She focused so much on getting the babies she didn't spend enough time thinking about what to do with them when she got them. I can picture her weighing pieces of chicken to the gram and freaking out when the kids don't eat it all.
by the time they are teens their kidneys will be fucked. And that is not all that will be fucked. And that is if they make it to their teens.
She is seriously obsessed with their diet and pushing it forward. And wtf does leave out "allergens" even mean? Any fucking thing could be an allergen to a specific person. Milk could be a fucking allergen. Is she going to withold milk even though they are fine with it? I really fear she is one of those "a little bit of knowledge can be a bad thing" types.
I think the problem is if she paid to go to school to learn how to make rice crispy treats she got ripped off. Her treats do not look all that specail for the price those dumbasses pay. -----------------
Captain K is that you? Sounds like something dumb you would say. First is there a pic of her treats? Now I'm no fan of squillen but here is her deal: She has been cooking self-learned for years - like Martha Stewart. Then just last year decided to go to a famous cooking school. When you go to cooking school it's not to learn how to make desserts. Chefs either do one or the other.
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No 47 I'm not Captain K, I saw a picture of what was in one of her box it was crap. If I'm paying 50 bucks for treats they better not be some junk I could whip up myself. Did you see her truffles compared to Brandy's? Here's looked like square pieces of dog crap.
And no she isn't even close to being "Martha Stewart" like. More like Roseanne Barr, both in physical shape and cooking talents.
Now I'm no fan of squillen but here is her deal: She has been cooking self-learned for years - like Martha Stewart. Then just last year decided to go to a famous cooking school. ----------------------------------------------
She did talk about being accepted or something, but she never talked about actually doing it or graduating.
Here's the truth though. She is selling baked goods out of her New York home on the internet. That is specifically forbidden in her state. That is all that matters.
Squillen used to run a bakery...I have no idea why she closed it/it got closed down. She did say once that she hated people that would come in and order coffee and a roll then have the audacity to sit and visit. She would ask them to leave...
She did say once that she hated people that would come in and order coffee and a roll then have the audacity to sit and visit. She would ask them to leave...
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Are you not supposed to do that when you visit a bakery?
Squillen used to run a bakery...I have no idea why she closed it/it got closed down. She did say once that she hated people that would come in and order coffee and a roll then have the audacity to sit and visit. She would ask them to leave...
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Now I know why her bakery failed. No surprise there.
Squillen seems to be lacking in people skills. And marketing skills.
A bakery full of customers relaxing w/ their coffee and sweets makes the place both look popular, and encourages impulse walk-ins. Kind of surprised that she couldn't figure that out.
I wish I could remember what thread she posted it on. She thought they were 'loitering' and spending too much time in her establishment for what they bought. Usually it is a good thing when people want to hang out at your bakery, but not for that stupid twunt.
Left Turn Only's daily outrageous outrage. A dopey school employee supplementing some kid's lunch with nuggets = conspiracy coming directly from Obama.
78 I was just reading that. It's not just lefty, but almost all the responders to that thread. They are getting OUTRAGED over a common or garden doofus and some chicken nuggets?? Jeeze, wish my problems were that simple. Can't believe they are getting so rabid and stroking out over something so banal.
I know, moving makes it so hard to um, I don't know...MOVE YOUR BUSINESS AS WELL!! Or, you know, START A NEW ONE! But, yes, squeals just shut down her fucking gold mine of a bakery because she had to move...
She closed it because the town it was in is very expensive to rent space. Without a substantial amount of money to infuse into the business, it doesn't take long to go broke. It was really not all that anyway. I have watched many businesses come and go here. If in fact she discouraged people from hanging out, word would spread quickly. It always does in a small town. I think I went there once, if it was the one I think it was. Not that impressive and no real place to sit.
Plus watching Batya argue her point to the bitter end is always fun. She always has to be right. Nothing like a right fighter for amusement. -----------------------
Squillen used to run a bakery...I have no idea why she closed it/it got closed down. She did say once that she hated people that would come in and order coffee and a roll then have the audacity to sit and visit. She would ask them to leave... ++++++++++++++++++++++++++
First of all we don't know if the coffee thing is a blog rumor. However I bet she does the holiday boxes because it's fun and she misses baking for her bakery.
I didn't think the flower/school thing was so terrible. The guy was trying. Give him a break. I doubt he even thought about how she would carry them, is it fair to the other kids, etc. I am guessing it was a spontaneous gesture and I for one think it was sweet. I don't get Peabay's reaction to it.
Wasn't bostonheart a nanny? How the hell did she cope with the kids in her care if she can't work out the simplest things on her own? She's obviously not got any kind of child care qualifications, because nutrition is on even the most basic courses.
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I found the news interesting also. With that said, in PA the governor had state flags lowered after Joe Paterno died. That made more sense to me though bc he worked for a state school for so many years and did do a lot for that school. (Please let's not turn this into a debate about Sandusky.) 88888888888888888888888
JHC. The same goddamn peas who swoon over every celebrity are having a cow because NJ lowered its flags to half-staff for a native daughter who may or may NOT have overdosed. Is it hurting you that the flags are at half-staff?
And Peabay, saying there is no bigger Clemons fan than you just makes you look like an immature child.
I love how Lauren is suddenly a Jew when it works for her. That cum stain seems to flipflop back and forth between being a Jew and being Atheist whenever it suits her argument.
100 Two words for that thread, BITTER HAGS. Bitter uninformed hags. Only one of them bothered researching the fact that NJ DOES lower the flag for dead soldiers before flapping their ugly gums and spitting venom.
OMG, I have to tell someone because this is too crazy. I've suspected that my parents smoke pot for a few weeks now, mostly because I could smell it. I just found their stash... hidden in a paper towel roll taped under the edge of the dining room table! Seriously. My parents are like 60 years old and hiding their pot in a paper towel roll taped under the table.
The Whitney Flag thing is today's daily Right Wing Outrageous Outrage. All the blogs and Fox News are up in arms about Our Heroes Being Ignored at the expense of This Worthless Crack Ho. (Facts not withstanding.)
Just looking at the comments section of these stories, you see the real reason. Hefty use of the N-word, and even connecting Christie's decision to Obama's Super Sekret Powerful Reach.
Yeah I bet that 15yo canned butter is going to be yummmy!
Also most computers come with a shift key for capitalizing the first word in sentences. Use it please.
"i do not rotate the butter, or any of the items that have a 15 or over shelf life, which, i really strive for. when it comes time for them to expire, we will consume them, then replace."
Just looking at the comments section of these stories, you see the real reason. Hefty use of the N-word,
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True dat. Yet not one of those virtuous peas is a goddam racist. No siree...racism no longer exists dont you know. Until you go to one of those other sites and read the vile comments.
L'Urine is Queen of The Cunts. Typhus is her Lady-in-Waiting. Sylvidiot is the sad Court Dwarf, trying to get attention by spitting, shrieking and pouring things on herself.
Well 112, being the moran you are then you would also probably find it "weird" if they left it out in plain view on the kitchen counter next to the tea bags,.
The Whitney Flag thing is today's daily Right Wing Outrageous Outrage. All the blogs and Fox News are up in arms about Our Heroes Being Ignored at the expense of This Worthless Crack Ho. (Facts not withstanding.) ++++++++++++++++
I pray to the FSM that they keep it up. In fact, that they continue to ratchet up the crazy, hysterical, racist, uninformed rantings to even greater heights.
I dare you to read the comments at their favorite news sources: Fox News, Red State, etc.
In fact, Fox had to delete the entire comment thread about Whitney Houston the other day because it was nothing but "Good riddence niqqer" " One less welfare crack hoe big-lipped N1GGER who'd vote for Obombi" etc.
L'Urine is Queen of The Cunts. Typhus is her Lady-in-Waiting. Sylvidiot is the sad Court Dwarf, trying to get attention by spitting, shrieking and pouring things on herself. _________________
I just found their stash... hidden in a paper towel roll taped under the edge of the dining room table! Seriously. My parents are like 60 years old and hiding their pot in a paper towel roll taped under the table. ***********************
Well, ffs, help 'em out, would ya? Get them a good box. (Tupperware really IS wonderful!) And a fuckin' one-hitter, so it won't leave the smell of smoke.
I'm wondering just how old they are and why they started. They are old enough to know better ways to hide it, which leads me to think they didn't smoke it back in the day when everybody else did? Is one of them ill?
Even peas who don't usually come across as racist are getting in on that thread. "A few hits and wasted fifteen years on drugs?" Where were these people?
I'd say she did waste 15 years on drugs and when was her last musical hit? She HAD an amazing voice but she wasted her talent and her life. It's sad she couldn't get it together. Crack is wack bitches, crack is wack.
I'm pretty sure they smoked back in the day. They are just over 60/just under 60. We keep our's in a coffee can... air tight and hides easily in the cupboard! Not sure how long this has been going on for. My mom has cancer but isn't in pain or treatment right now, so I doubt it is for that. I really don't care if they smoke recreationally... it is just surprising to see that side of your parents when they've never been open about drugs, etc.
I thought it was more like God helps those who help themselves type deal. Either way if there is a zombie apocalypse I'm finding a mormon house to hold up in.
I can understand wanting to be prepared for an emergency. But a year's worth of food isn't going to do you any good at all if the disaster hits your house directly. If it doesn't and you really need a whole year of supplies, what happens when the supplies run out? Do they have the skills and knowledge to grow food? Or to butcher animals? Do they know what's edible in the wild? If they don't then they better make that canned butter last and last.
hahaha 140. We should start a list of mormon addresses to go raid when the apocalypse comes. We don't need no stinking hoard inventory drudgery, we just gonna crash your hoard mormons. Eh, morans.
Did you read 2 peas post???? SHE SAID A VEGGIE (MARSHMALLOWS). That is what I was talking about...not the whole thread, but her exact post. Please read and comprehend before trying to play at the blog...
156...this is the same pea that SERIOUSLY asked if dogs have brains. Yes, I do think she would think that marshmallows are a veggie. She also weighed over 300 pounds and had surgery to lose the weight. She obviously had some food issues.
What vegetable would auto-correct to marshmallows??? Sadly, it is believable that she would think a marshmallow is a vegetable... this is the same broad who asked if dogs have brains.
Well, what about mushrooms? I'm just saying even she can't be THAT dumb. It's much more likely she misspelled something and it got replaced with marshmallows.
I know it's hard to believe anyone could be that stupid, but remember, she asked if dogs have brains...not it earthworms, jelly fish, or mosquitoes... dogs.
She probably figured a marshmallow isn't meat, so it must be a vegetable.
This is something I really don't understand, making your kids ask before eating food at home. Especially older kids.
I get not wanting them to spoil their appetite or eat tons of junk. But we've always had an help yourself policy and some how my kids have managed to have a snack when they want one but not gorge themselves on crap all the time. And we do keep junk in the house, we are not all organic, high fructose corn syrup and apples are a yummy snack kind of family.
This is something I really don't understand, making your kids ask before eating food at home. Especially older kids.
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Yup. Every overcontrolling parent I know - with regards to food - seems to end up with kids who have terrible food issues. And it doesn't take a rocket surgeon to see it coming.
Kath: "There is a large group of people utterly dependent on the government for subsistence. "
OMG. So much edumacation FAIL. Bitch needs to check her facts: the average assistance help is quite low...something like $150/mo. And the average lenghth of stay on assistance is equally short.
Wasn't going to, til I read this. The rest of the peas are doing a fine job articulating the truth that lies before us. They don't need me.
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More unintended humor from cunnylynlam. They don't need me? Like you thought they sometimes do need you? When they are not "articulating" good or "armed with the facts?". LOL, high opinion of yourself much?
Yes unclench. He's a growing boy with a healthy appetite. I like the idea of telling him no snacks after a certain time. Being the rule follower he is, that should work just fine. Tell him grandma loves him and thinks if he's old enough to pack his own lunch he's old enough to decide on what and when he wants a snack.
P.S. I remember you eating 3-4 yogurts or drinking a whole can of V8 in one sitting!
Hi, assholes. I'm participating in a triathlon and need tips on how to organize a talk shit about your online friends fundraiser. Can anyone get on and do the dirty work for me? Because I'm going to have to haul my lard ass across open water and land and that's as much as I can manage. TIA!!
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Mmmm, cookies!
I'll pass on her lard cookies.
188Anonymous said... 188 Is it me or do only the black Peas not understand why people can't get over what Chris Brown did?
February 13, 2012 1:20 PM
it's you
KAS will be all over the WH death. She will post on and on as if she knew her personally. She always acts like she knows everything about celebrities. Gets on my nerves.
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Stalker alert. You are so predictable. And wrong.
eh. Chris Brown sucks-as an entertainer and as a person.
But as long as there are sheeple out there who will buy his records, he'll be just like any other celeb and get away with pretty much anything.
So, did anyone get their lard laden box of Squeal fat for Valentine's Day?? Did you fork over the 50 bucks?
I can buy a can of lard at the grocery store for alot less than $50.
Captain K just fried L'Urine's ass in her Greece thread.
does kikimessnihole need to post every time her or her kid, or dh take a shit ?
LTO sounds like an utter feeb in those Greece/political threads. Hope she's burying her ammo in the yard like a good dittohead for the upcoming meltdown/rapture.
That Greece thread is fucking awesome. The usual fountains of santorum..er..wisdom all telling each other how wonderful they are.
I sometimes hope there is an economic catastrophe, so these whack jobs can find out for real what it's like to live in a Randian libertarian paradise. Here's a hint. You'll have all your hoarded stuff taken and you'll be lucky to starve to death in the dark.
The GEDs in economics are out in full force
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151630
Guess the OP can dish it out but can't take it.
I hate pictures of babies with slobbery faces.
"Most churches do not mix politics with religion. How many have you tried that you believe most of them do? Why are you not looking for a church that follows biblical teaching if you want to find a Christian church?"
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Sheesh, she gets more sanctimonious every time she posts. And she posts way too fucking much. NightOwl Crapper.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151790
Spot on, 12...sad to say.
I hate pictures of babies with slobbery faces.
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Same here, food on their face is not cute.
Anyone have a picture of Squillen's valentine box?
That's fucking nasty 18. Don't go public with the fact you want to see Squeal's box.
well poop, toupea was banned. should i make up another troll id? it was kinda fun to pick at vonnie. and why the hell didn't pjaye get banned?
why the hell was toupea banned? I thought pjaye was worse than toupea. Maybe next....
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151404
I never agree with skybar but in this case she does have a point, guess she hit a nerve with squillen.
February 12, 2012 3:47 PM
161 Anonymous said... 161
Haha, she hit a major nerve with squeals!
It's no wonder. She makes so much crap, and shovels it at her kids. She OUGHT to have some guilt over that.
February 12, 2012 4:22 PM
162 Anonymous said... 162
Yep. Her kids are cute, but there is NO reason for any child to be that chunky. None.
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So it looks like this thread was pulled...what was it about?? Was it a callout of squillen, or was it something else that turned to a squillen pile on??
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151855
Paul McCartney isn't god, why does every generation have to know who he is?
How do you know toupea was banned?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151762
WTH is Addhousewife talking about in her 2nd post?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151847
3...2...1...BLAST OFF to the phototogs heads exploding. Especially the moms with cameras. They will be frothing over this one...
Myrna, go fuck your kids up some more.
what are you talking about 27?? Are you referring to a post here or a thread at the bukkit?
yup, here ya go!!!!!!!
""Resident Professional Photographer here:
YIKES! I would love to know the photographers you are planning from stealing from. Regardless of whether or not you can find the photographer to ask permission to scan their work it's illegal................
.................OK, sorry, I am passionate about this one. It's how I feed my babies.""
bwahahaha, it's the old "It's how I feed my babies" sympathy/guilt trip card.
Sooo typical. I wonder if they have stock replies like they have stock photos??
biochempeas daughters look just like that damn cat in her avatar.
DebbieTaylor says she's a snob over handbags and judges other women by theirs.
If someone has 2 or more IDs and one gets banned and all posts removed, do the other ones vanish with it?
christ only the peas could turn making a photo book into a teeth-nashing ordeal.
DebbieTaylor says she's a snob over handbags and judges other women by theirs.
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Of course she does @@. I had an old purse for probably four plus years but just upgraded to a Coach bag. Glad to know I'll now be looked at favorably. Again, @@.
who the hell is jessicalb and why is she all over the fucking nsbr the past few days. i've never noticed her before yesterday.
31, thats a totally fucked up thing to say.
Our low score was a result of Paying off debt and not opening anything new
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151762
WTH is Addhousewife talking about in her 2nd post?
What she is saying is they had low credit, they paid everything off, then they didn't use any credit. A lot of people think paying cash for everything is a way to keep your credit score up. You have to use the credit, even if it's just a little bit, paid off every month. HTH
I don't normally crack on spelling and grammar mistakes since I'm not OCD about it but damn:
"the photro looks too prophesional"
But damn every time obsidian posts there is something fucked up in her posts.
from the copyright thread.
37 - I was thinking something similar to 31 but reframed from posting it.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151610
Does anyone know (because I'm certainly NOT asking on the board) what squillen's credentials are? Where did she go to culinary school?
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Squillen reads the blog, she emailed Lauren and asked her to remove her name from the thread title.
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What does removing her name from the thread title do? She's an idiot.
And I also want to know what her credentials are. Has she ever posted anything about actually going to school to cook, bake or teach others to cook or bake?
37 - I was thinking something similar to 31 but reframed from posting it.
February 14, 2012 9:32 AM
Hi there darkangel.
I think Squillen's creds are all from experience. As in eating.
Am I the only one who thinks Lauren posts an awful lot about food, for an ex-fatty? Dodogshavebrains, too.
What does it matter if she went to a school to learn how to bake?
She bakes, people buy it, everyone involved in the transaction is happy. What's the problem?
I think the problem is if she paid to go to school to learn how to make rice crispy treats she got ripped off. Her treats do not look all that specail for the price those dumbasses pay.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151975
WTF does this have to do with being adopted? It sounds like she's a normal kid to me.
I think the problem is if she paid to go to school to learn how to make rice crispy treats she got ripped off. Her treats do not look all that specail for the price those dumbasses pay.
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Captain K is that you? Sounds like something dumb you would say. First is there a pic of her treats? Now I'm no fan of squillen but here is her deal: She has been cooking self-learned for years - like Martha Stewart. Then just last year decided to go to a famous cooking school. When you go to cooking school it's not to learn how to make desserts. Chefs either do one or the other.
I could never adopt an Asian baby. I just could never feel that she is mine.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151980
weird
Weird thought I had when watching Grey's Anatomy - if Christina and Owen had a baby, WTH would it look like - half ginger/half asian?
That would not be a pretty combination.
Captain K is that you? Sounds like something dumb you would say. First is there a pic of her treats? Now I'm no fan of squillen but here is her deal: She has been cooking self-learned for years - like Martha Stewart. Then just last year decided to go to a famous cooking school. When you go to cooking school it's not to learn how to make desserts. Chefs either do one or the other.
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So are you Squillen, or one of her coterie? I don't remember her mentioning anything on 2P about going to a cooking school.
And she has posted pictures of her crap treats many times. Remember the Brandy327 truffles v. Squillen's ice cube tray truffles thread? I do.
Dumb shit alert!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151978
42Anonymous said... 42 37 - I was thinking something similar to 31 but reframed from posting it.
February 14, 2012 9:32 AM
Hi there darkangel.
February 14, 2012 9:36 AM
LMAO
52 -- Now that made me laugh out loud. The poor dear should maybe rather compose lists of non-food items which her babes should *not eat* as toddlers.
It must hurt to be so compulsive and anxious. Unfortunately all that hurt and compulsion and anxiety is doomed to transfer to two innocent babie3s, in one form or another. . .
She focused so much on getting the babies she didn't spend enough time thinking about what to do with them when she got them. I can picture her weighing pieces of chicken to the gram and freaking out when the kids don't eat it all.
by the time they are teens their kidneys will be fucked. And that is not all that will be fucked. And that is if they make it to their teens.
She is seriously obsessed with their diet and pushing it forward. And wtf does leave out "allergens" even mean? Any fucking thing could be an allergen to a specific person. Milk could be a fucking allergen. Is she going to withold milk even though they are fine with it? I really fear she is one of those "a little bit of knowledge can be a bad thing" types.
I think the problem is if she paid to go to school to learn how to make rice crispy treats she got ripped off. Her treats do not look all that specail for the price those dumbasses pay.
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Captain K is that you? Sounds like something dumb you would say. First is there a pic of her treats? Now I'm no fan of squillen but here is her deal: She has been cooking self-learned for years - like Martha Stewart. Then just last year decided to go to a famous cooking school. When you go to cooking school it's not to learn how to make desserts. Chefs either do one or the other.
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No 47 I'm not Captain K, I saw a picture of what was in one of her box it was crap. If I'm paying 50 bucks for treats they better not be some junk I could whip up myself. Did you see her truffles compared to Brandy's? Here's looked like square pieces of dog crap.
And no she isn't even close to being "Martha Stewart" like. More like Roseanne Barr, both in physical shape and cooking talents.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3151939&pg=3
wow peabay is getting handslapped some here. That is surprising.
Some how hip hop and Scottish Alternative Music Awards just don't go together.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151864
wow peabay is getting handslapped some here. That is surprising.
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Wow is right. There's a whole lot of defensiveness and anger on that thread.
Oh for pete's sake; the flowerdad thread is mild.
I agree the thread is mild but the fact that peas are disagreeing with peabay and even getting some shots in are amusing.
Tea pea and Gia LuPeaA must not know who her daddy is.
Plus watching Batya argue her point to the bitter end is always fun. She always has to be right. Nothing like a right fighter for amusement.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151740
How can there already be a list of biggest design mistakes of 2012 when the year is only 6 weeks old?
Who is Peabay's daddy 62?
Now I'm no fan of squillen but here is her deal: She has been cooking self-learned for years - like Martha Stewart. Then just last year decided to go to a famous cooking school.
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She did talk about being accepted or something, but she never talked about actually doing it or graduating.
Here's the truth though. She is selling baked goods out of her New York home on the internet. That is specifically forbidden in her state. That is all that matters.
64, her father is Brian Dennehy
Who is Laurie's husband? Does he really know Steven Tyler and Bon Jovi? (toward the bottom)
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151570
I swear, sweetshabbyroses and susan's sister are fucking weird old ladies.
Squillen used to run a bakery...I have no idea why she closed it/it got closed down. She did say once that she hated people that would come in and order coffee and a roll then have the audacity to sit and visit. She would ask them to leave...
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152026
Ahhhh. Her neighbor's Charmin feels good on her rectum.
She did say once that she hated people that would come in and order coffee and a roll then have the audacity to sit and visit. She would ask them to leave...
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Are you not supposed to do that when you visit a bakery?
64Anonymous said... 64 Who is Peabay's daddy 62?
February 14, 2012 3:22 PM
hugh hefner
Squillen used to run a bakery...I have no idea why she closed it/it got closed down. She did say once that she hated people that would come in and order coffee and a roll then have the audacity to sit and visit. She would ask them to leave...
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Now I know why her bakery failed. No surprise there.
Squillen seems to be lacking in people skills. And marketing skills.
A bakery full of customers relaxing w/ their coffee and sweets makes the place both look popular, and encourages impulse walk-ins. Kind of surprised that she couldn't figure that out.
i'm not the least bit surprized. She's a major twunt.
I wish I could remember what thread she posted it on. She thought they were 'loitering' and spending too much time in her establishment for what they bought. Usually it is a good thing when people want to hang out at your bakery, but not for that stupid twunt.
Gawd, what a stoopid thing to say. How she got a reputation as some sort of baking know-it-all is beyond me.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3151967&pg=1
Left Turn Only's daily outrageous outrage. A dopey school employee supplementing some kid's lunch with nuggets = conspiracy coming directly from Obama.
Squeals doesn't have a brain, just a massive lump of fat up there in her head.
78 I was just reading that. It's not just lefty, but almost all the responders to that thread. They are getting OUTRAGED over a common or garden doofus and some chicken nuggets?? Jeeze, wish my problems were that simple. Can't believe they are getting so rabid and stroking out over something so banal.
She closed her bakery becuz they moved for christ's sake. And I'm not squillen. you Ps are pathetic.
I know, moving makes it so hard to um, I don't know...MOVE YOUR BUSINESS AS WELL!! Or, you know, START A NEW ONE! But, yes, squeals just shut down her fucking gold mine of a bakery because she had to move...
I thought she moved specifically to go to some Corden Blue cooking school.
And no she's not going to be the next big cooking queen. I'd say she's average in her abilities judging by the pictures I've seen.
Sending flowers to your child at SCHOOL? WTF!!
She closed it because the town it was in is very expensive to rent space. Without a substantial amount of money to infuse into the business, it doesn't take long to go broke. It was really not all that anyway. I have watched many businesses come and go here. If in fact she discouraged people from hanging out, word would spread quickly. It always does in a small town. I think I went there once, if it was the one I think it was. Not that impressive and no real place to sit.
Plus watching Batya argue her point to the bitter end is always fun. She always has to be right. Nothing like a right fighter for amusement.
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oh I know right!
Squillen used to run a bakery...I have no idea why she closed it/it got closed down. She did say once that she hated people that would come in and order coffee and a roll then have the audacity to sit and visit. She would ask them to leave...
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First of all we don't know if the coffee thing is a blog rumor. However I bet she does the holiday boxes because it's fun and she misses baking for her bakery.
I can't stand leftturnonly!
Oldie but a goodie, get-Squillen-out-of-debt thread
https://twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3068143
Discussion on Squillen's bakery.
http://twopeassmack.blogspot.com/2011/04/space_21.html
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Suzanne is furiously emailing behind the scenes.
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I can't stand leftturnonly!
I put her on ignore six months ago. Her posts are useless filler.
LTO's granny panties are wound so tight, they disappeared into her doughy buttocks ages ago.
I didn't think the flower/school thing was so terrible. The guy was trying. Give him a break. I doubt he even thought about how she would carry them, is it fair to the other kids, etc. I am guessing it was a spontaneous gesture and I for one think it was sweet. I don't get Peabay's reaction to it.
Maybe Peabay is pissed because her husband didn't give their child flowers at school
Peabay was jalous - pure and simple. I know I would have been cuz my parents never would have done anything like that for me.
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No links, but ffs, I really pity bostonheart's children.
Wasn't bostonheart a nanny? How the hell did she cope with the kids in her care if she can't work out the simplest things on her own? She's obviously not got any kind of child care qualifications, because nutrition is on even the most basic courses.
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I found the news interesting also. With that said, in PA the governor had state flags lowered after Joe Paterno died. That made more sense to me though bc he worked for a state school for so many years and did do a lot for that school. (Please let's not turn this into a debate about Sandusky.)
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but his "hometown" state of NY did not...
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152115
JHC. The same goddamn peas who swoon over every celebrity are having a cow because NJ lowered its flags to half-staff for a native daughter who may or may NOT have overdosed. Is it hurting you that the flags are at half-staff?
And Peabay, saying there is no bigger Clemons fan than you just makes you look like an immature child.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152117
I love how Lauren is suddenly a Jew when it works for her. That cum stain seems to flipflop back and forth between being a Jew and being Atheist whenever it suits her argument.
She closed her bakery becuz they moved for christ's sake. And I'm not squillen.
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She shut it down years before they moved.
98 - the only thing I can think is that she never had to make any decisions. The parents probably told her exactly what to do when, how and where.
Those kids are going to beg to go back to their birthmother as soon as they find out their adopted.
Meet Lauren's matching cum stain, Sylvia71, Queen of the Cunts.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3152117&pg=2
100 Two words for that thread, BITTER HAGS. Bitter uninformed hags. Only one of them bothered researching the fact that NJ DOES lower the flag for dead soldiers before flapping their ugly gums and spitting venom.
OMG, I have to tell someone because this is too crazy. I've suspected that my parents smoke pot for a few weeks now, mostly because I could smell it.
I just found their stash... hidden in a paper towel roll taped under the edge of the dining room table! Seriously. My parents are like 60 years old and hiding their pot in a paper towel roll taped under the table.
The Whitney Flag thing is today's daily Right Wing Outrageous Outrage. All the blogs and Fox News are up in arms about Our Heroes Being Ignored at the expense of This Worthless Crack Ho. (Facts not withstanding.)
Just looking at the comments section of these stories, you see the real reason. Hefty use of the N-word, and even connecting Christie's decision to Obama's Super Sekret Powerful Reach.
https://twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152177
Yeah I bet that 15yo canned butter is going to be yummmy!
Also most computers come with a shift key for capitalizing the first word in sentences. Use it please.
"i do not rotate the butter, or any of the items that have a 15 or over shelf life, which, i really strive for. when it comes time for them to expire, we will consume them, then replace."
Just looking at the comments section of these stories, you see the real reason. Hefty use of the N-word,
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True dat. Yet not one of those virtuous peas is a goddam racist. No siree...racism no longer exists dont you know. Until you go to one of those other sites and read the vile comments.
Who gives a fuck 106? I'm guessing no one here.
L'Urine is Queen of The Cunts. Typhus is her Lady-in-Waiting. Sylvidiot is the sad Court Dwarf, trying to get attention by spitting, shrieking and pouring things on herself.
Who said I thought anyone cared... it is just way weird to find your parents hiding their pot like they are 16 years old.
Well 112, being the moran you are then you would also probably find it "weird" if they left it out in plain view on the kitchen counter next to the tea bags,.
A box put away somewhere makes sense. A stash tune taped under the table is fucked.
The Whitney Flag thing is today's daily Right Wing Outrageous Outrage. All the blogs and Fox News are up in arms about Our Heroes Being Ignored at the expense of This Worthless Crack Ho. (Facts not withstanding.)
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I pray to the FSM that they keep it up. In fact, that they continue to ratchet up the crazy, hysterical, racist, uninformed rantings to even greater heights.
Hefty use of the N-word,
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I dare you to read the comments at their favorite news sources: Fox News, Red State, etc.
In fact, Fox had to delete the entire comment thread about Whitney Houston the other day because it was nothing but "Good riddence niqqer" " One less welfare crack hoe big-lipped N1GGER who'd vote for Obombi" etc.
But no, they're not racist at all. How dare you.
L'Urine is Queen of The Cunts. Typhus is her Lady-in-Waiting. Sylvidiot is the sad Court Dwarf, trying to get attention by spitting, shrieking and pouring things on herself.
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LMAO!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152214
This OP is tarded. Every single time she posts it is full of teh stupid.
I just found their stash... hidden in a paper towel roll taped under the edge of the dining room table! Seriously. My parents are like 60 years old and hiding their pot in a paper towel roll taped under the table.
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Well, ffs, help 'em out, would ya? Get them a good box. (Tupperware really IS wonderful!) And a fuckin' one-hitter, so it won't leave the smell of smoke.
I'm wondering just how old they are and why they started. They are old enough to know better ways to hide it, which leads me to think they didn't smoke it back in the day when everybody else did? Is one of them ill?
106-That's pretty funny. My mom is in her late 60's and I was thinking she should try smoking pot for the pain she's been dealing with for years.
Even peas who don't usually come across as racist are getting in on that thread. "A few hits and wasted fifteen years on drugs?" Where were these people?
I'd say she did waste 15 years on drugs and when was her last musical hit? She HAD an amazing voice but she wasted her talent and her life. It's sad she couldn't get it together. Crack is wack bitches, crack is wack.
I'm pretty sure they smoked back in the day. They are just over 60/just under 60.
We keep our's in a coffee can... air tight and hides easily in the cupboard!
Not sure how long this has been going on for.
My mom has cancer but isn't in pain or treatment right now, so I doubt it is for that.
I really don't care if they smoke recreationally... it is just surprising to see that side of your parents when they've never been open about drugs, etc.
I'd crawl under that dining room table for some pot right about now.
Whack. Crack is whack.
I think more people at the pod need to smoke weed.
Bunch of uptight assholes.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/wack
suck it spelling Nazi:
wack
1 [wak] Show IPA Slang . noun
1.wacko.
adjective
2.very bad: All drugs are bad, but crack is wack.
3.extreme; far-out.
I think the spelling/grammar Nazi needs either some "special" brownies or a good lay.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152177
Wow YankeesFan might want to rethink her retirement plan because I don't think eating survival food is what I'm looking forward to in old age.
"We caved and bought Daily Bread.
That's what we'll eat in our retirement."
where do you get your weed? I need some. I'm in Cali, I should just get a card.
Pot AND a good lay would be nice right now. And I can afford good wine now. No more Boone's Farm. Sigh.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152178
I don't understand people who can't name their babies or pick a vacation destination without the peas help.
That mormon food saving thread is just weird. Are they prepping for the apocalypse? Who wants canned butter and freeze dried eggs? ewww!
Dh buys our weed. It's easy to find someone who sells. It does not have to be sketchy or scary.
Why the fuck would you need canned butter when you're in survival mode? To coat your beef jerky?
Don't you worry you might have to be drug-tested sometime on short notice? I don't think it's worth the threat to my livelihood/lifestyle.
No one would ever drug test me. I've never heard of that.
That mormon food saving thread is just weird. Are they prepping for the apocalypse?
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Yes, yes they are. Stockpiles of food with a gun on top to kill anyone who wants a share. God is good.
It's part religious extremism, part food/greed obsession, and part hoarding. And it's all cray cray.
I thought it was more like God helps those who help themselves type deal. Either way if there is a zombie apocalypse I'm finding a mormon house to hold up in.
I can understand wanting to be prepared for an emergency. But a year's worth of food isn't going to do you any good at all if the disaster hits your house directly. If it doesn't and you really need a whole year of supplies, what happens when the supplies run out? Do they have the skills and knowledge to grow food? Or to butcher animals? Do they know what's edible in the wild? If they don't then they better make that canned butter last and last.
hahaha 140. We should start a list of mormon addresses to go raid when the apocalypse comes. We don't need no stinking hoard inventory drudgery, we just gonna crash your hoard mormons. Eh, morans.
I'm in 142 survival of the fittest and all, pretty sure I can take a Mormon housewife anytime.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152066
Since when are marshmallows a veggie???? (2peasfaithfulwithnobrain)
wtf 144, no one said it had to be a vegetable. the fucking op said rolos for one. dimwit
sister bdsq...outed self.
Did you read 2 peas post???? SHE SAID A VEGGIE (MARSHMALLOWS). That is what I was talking about...not the whole thread, but her exact post. Please read and comprehend before trying to play at the blog...
wtf 145...reading comprehension? dimwit
you still outed yourself :O
I posted 144, and I am not sisterbdsq. Not sure about the other posts, though.
touche 148..bitch :)
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152161
Some peas really just need to get laid or something. What a thing to be in a tizzy about...
Some peas really just need to get laid or something.
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That reminds me I need a new vibrator. The motor has almost died on mine.
Too bad for you. My DH does not require batteries, and he makes sure I am 100% satisfied.
154 - not everyone is married
I'm thinking autocorrect changed what 2peafaithful was typing and she didn't notice. Even she wouldn't think marshmallows were a vegetable.
But anyone who would take that as what she really meant to say...now THAT is an idiot.
what vegetable would be auto corrected to marshmallow???!?!?!? Broccoli?
156...this is the same pea that SERIOUSLY asked if dogs have brains. Yes, I do think she would think that marshmallows are a veggie. She also weighed over 300 pounds and had surgery to lose the weight. She obviously had some food issues.
What vegetable would auto-correct to marshmallows??? Sadly, it is believable that she would think a marshmallow is a vegetable... this is the same broad who asked if dogs have brains.
159 here... obviously we were all thinking the same thing!
Well, how about mushrooms? I'm just saying that was too dumb even for her.
Well, what about mushrooms? I'm just saying even she can't be THAT dumb. It's much more likely she misspelled something and it got replaced with marshmallows.
well bless your heart
I know it's hard to believe anyone could be that stupid, but remember, she asked if dogs have brains...not it earthworms, jelly fish, or mosquitoes... dogs.
She probably figured a marshmallow isn't meat, so it must be a vegetable.
according to the jelly fish exhibit at the Sea Life Aquarium at the Mall of America, jelly fish do not have brains. Or blood.
er, your point 164?
Just sharing a fact.
well bless your heart
February 15, 2012 7:48 PM
Yeah bite me, bitch.
Maybe she meant the marshmallows on top of baked yams.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152135
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so the only thing that's ever touched mapshits tittys is her cell phone.
simmer down 167. It was very nice of you to try and defend 2peasfaithful. Bless your heart for trying to see the good in people.
Maybe she went to type mushrooms and she wrote marshrooms and it corrected to marshmallows?
170 oh. Sorry. LOL.
171 yeah, that's what I was trying to say.
LyLoon and all of her "facts" earn her $8 an hour at Kohls.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3152219&pg=2
She'd earn 9.04 per hour if she lived in my state. Hope she doesn't move.
Plus I thought she worked at Target.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152351
This is something I really don't understand, making your kids ask before eating food at home. Especially older kids.
I get not wanting them to spoil their appetite or eat tons of junk. But we've always had an help yourself policy and some how my kids have managed to have a snack when they want one but not gorge themselves on crap all the time. And we do keep junk in the house, we are not all organic, high fructose corn syrup and apples are a yummy snack kind of family.
OMG! Captain Kunt is so pathetic! I'm rolling.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152231
I thought it was sammel aka old pea new name that works at Target. Now I'm all confuzzled.
OMG, I love Ms Mariah's response, HA!
This is something I really don't understand, making your kids ask before eating food at home. Especially older kids.
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Yup. Every overcontrolling parent I know - with regards to food - seems to end up with kids who have terrible food issues. And it doesn't take a rocket surgeon to see it coming.
meh Mariah2 is fairly pathetic too, so I'm not to upset at Captain K fussing at her.
Ms Mariah's response was over the top. I guess Capt. K hit a nerve.
LyLoon and all of her "facts" earn her $8 an hour at Kohls.
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She's worthless, expendable, leeching non-job-creator then?
Kath: "There is a large group of people utterly dependent on the government for subsistence. "
OMG. So much edumacation FAIL. Bitch needs to check her facts: the average assistance help is quite low...something like $150/mo. And the average lenghth of stay on assistance is equally short.
"Can't handle someone who is knowledgeable, armed with facts,"
Oh Lynloon. Bless your keart.
ps. Thanks for my Thrusday LOL.
If kids don't ask before eating something how else are the Peas going to track their intake! Johnny ate 1 ounce of baby carrots at 2:45.
Captain Kunt just doesn't know how to bend over and take it.
Captain Kunt just doesn't know how to bend over and take it.
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She doesn't even know how to wipe her ass properly.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152354
I'm not a prude, BUT...
Some how in my mind lynlam, oldpeanewname and sammell became one person.
lol thanks for the laugh at work today 188. I needed a good chuckle.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152388
does captain k actually have a nice loving side??!?!!?
Wasn't going to, til I read this. The rest of the peas are doing a fine job articulating the truth that lies before us. They don't need me.
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More unintended humor from cunnylynlam. They don't need me? Like you thought they sometimes do need you? When they are not "articulating" good or "armed with the facts?". LOL, high opinion of yourself much?
haha Mommy AKathy handslaps her dd:
Yes unclench. He's a growing boy with a healthy appetite. I like the idea of telling him no snacks after a certain time. Being the rule follower he is, that should work just fine.
Tell him grandma loves him and thinks if he's old enough to pack his own lunch he's old enough to decide on what and when he wants a snack.
P.S. I remember you eating 3-4 yogurts or drinking a whole can of V8 in one sitting!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152351
Hi, assholes. I'm participating in a triathlon and need tips on how to organize a talk shit about your online friends fundraiser. Can anyone get on and do the dirty work for me? Because I'm going to have to haul my lard ass across open water and land and that's as much as I can manage. TIA!!
#195 where should i send my cheque?
well bless your heart...maybe 2peasfaithful isnt so dumb after all. she updated. what did she have another surgery for?????
To remove her excess skin.
New space is up!
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