Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Space 10/3/12

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Anonymous said...

Ttt

Anonymous said...

Deux

Anonymous said...

Turd

Anonymous said...

I still want to know what someone thinks they 'outed' bm for?? Being a blog bitch? Something on a thread? Give links! Tell us what you are talking about so we can pat you on the back too!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3196032

At least she didn't title it "Dry Vag Peas, Come on In".

Anonymous said...

Child of grace is a fat old woman who has no life of her own. I feel sorry for her.

Anonymous said...

4, It is especially hilarious that someone thinks they "outed" BM when BM herself is an obvious alter for someone and no one knows who. So you "outed" someone's alter? LOL, so what?

And FYI, you actually didn't out an alter anyway, since BM has been known to post here openly. Idiot.

Anonymous said...

The 'outer' must be off celebrating with a plastic cup of box wine. The trailer will be rockin' tonight!

Anonymous said...

You shouldn't let the anger from being pwned by BM on the message board make you post stupid shit here, Darcy. Have some self control FFS.

Anonymous said...

I fucking love Compwalla.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3196071

After her other post, the title of this one makes me think "why yes, you do have a dried bean..." EWwwwww

Anonymous said...

Aha, it has come full circle back to the "some nigger guy with brown skin, kinky hair and a funny accent has taken over our WH" gambit. The race factor. The klan raises its ugly sheet covered head again. And there they are, all the usual suspects. Just waiting for lynloon to get home and join the lynching.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3195945

Anonymous said...

The thing that annoys me most about child of grace is that she posts all these questions and crap, but then NEVER comes back to the thread! She doesn't acknowledge any of the answers or if she is going to use the tips of whatever. So annoying!

Anonymous said...

Now child of grace is posting about her dog. Guess she has never heard of Google.

Anonymous said...

lol thanks for the afternoon laugh 11 and also the icky image now rolling around in my head.

Anonymous said...

FFS, I had to start dinner. When did BM post openly on the blog? I must have missed it. Ruined my fucking day. I already said I'm not Darcy, but whatever. And BM ain't no alter. She's totally Liz. I remember that kind of stupid.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3195898

Yay another pea jumps on the fibro train, she asks like NO ONE on nsbr has ever had fibro. She must be new around there.

Anonymous said...

Where was BM outed? (I still think she's Lauren, and Lauren admitted to posting on the Blog, so that's no shocker.)

It's sure looking like Darcy posts here, though.

Anonymous said...

Darcy Collins = MeGlop

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, but it does not take a genius to figure out that a person who is on a message board only to stir up trouble (bm) would also be on the smack blog of the same website.

Anonymous said...

Desert Pea = MeGlop
Darcy is the alter for a tax pea, haven't figured out which one.

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, but it does not take a genius to figure out that a person who is on a message board only to stir up trouble (bm) would also be on the smack blog of the same website.

Just because you don't like her opinions does not mean she's "on a message board to stir up trouble." What a fucking retard you are.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3196032

olive oil??? Talk about messy and smelly!! There are products made especially for this purpose, why use olive oil???

Anonymous said...

Just because you don't like her opinions does not mean she's "on a message board to stir up trouble." What a fucking retard you are.

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Actually, I don't go on the political threads, so I don't know if she has valid points or not. What I have seen from bm is badgering and being mean just to be mean.

Just a side note, but if you are that wrapped up in this blog and the pod, perhaps you need a break...

Anonymous said...

Because people with sensitive skin can't always use the stuff made with chemicals. KY made me itch like crazy.

Anonymous said...

Desert Pea = MeGlop
Darcy is the alter for a tax pea, haven't figured out which one.

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DesertPea is definitely a retread, but not MeGOP

Darcy Collins is MeGOP. Which is kind of sad given that she had a decent career at one point, and now she spends most of her time spamming 2Peas and this Blog under two aliases.

Anonymous said...

It's just mind boggling that all the Repugs at the pod who are all against Obamacare conveniently forget that their beloved Mittens Rmoney was the one who developed such a policy that's still in effect in Massachusetts today. How quickly they forget! Damn hypocrites!

Anonymous said...

All those Repugs who actually have private insurance rather than Medicaid or SSI will all keep their special sneauxflaykes on their policies until they are 26 too. Although, I can't wait for the post from some Winger Freak telling about how she'll kick her kid off her policy when he turns 18.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3196078


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Bullshit. You don't want to help, you just wanted an excuse to gossip about your neighbors issues on the message board. Oh and have people tell you ow wonderful of a person you are for wanting to help them out.

The peas have made me so cynical.

Anonymous said...

After 25 minutes of cpr the girl got up and walked out and ran from the cops?? I smell some bs in that story...

Anonymous said...

12Anonymous said... 12 Aha, it has come full circle back to the "some nigger guy with brown skin, kinky hair and a funny accent has taken over our WH" gambit. The race factor. The klan raises its ugly sheet covered head again. And there they are, all the usual suspects. Just waiting for lynloon to get home and join the lynching.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3195945

October 3, 2012 3:21 PM

WHE'S YO DOLLAH? YO HOLLAH! WHE'S YO STAFFORD ACT? THE GOVMENT HATES ALL YO BLACK FOLKS!!

Anonymous said...

30 Anonymous said... 30

After 25 minutes of cpr the girl got up and walked out and ran from the cops?? I smell some bs in that story...

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That's what I was thinking, seems off. If a cop can't catch a half dead od'ed girl I sure as hell won't want them going up against a meth head. However if I'm running from the po po that's the kind of cop I want chasing me.

Anonymous said...

It's just mind boggling that all the Repugs at the pod who are all against Obamacare conveniently forget that their beloved Mittens Rmoney was the one who developed such a policy that's still in effect in Massachusetts today. How quickly they forget! Damn hypocrites!

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+5

Anonymous said...

olive oil??? Talk about messy and smelly!! There are products made especially for this purpose, why use olive oil???

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Did everyone miss the joke in that post? Extra virgin? Don't mind if I do

Anonymous said...

How does olive oil smell? it doesn't at all. And it's not any messier then other lubes. Moron

Anonymous said...

So. When Romney wins how will the Peas respond when people say he won because he was WHITE. Or because he was Mormon. ???

Won't the next four years be loads of fun on the Pea board.

So much keyboard bravado, ranting, raving, screeching and frothing.

Two peas used to be a fun place but there are way too many nutters of all kinds on there anymore. Strange how that all flock together to the same messageboard.

Anonymous said...

Once the election is over only the most frothy of Peas will keep the political shit alive. Most people stop caring about politics once the election year is done.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3196095

This is the third thread she's started lately bitching about her dh, while I hate to sound like peasful1, damn I feel sorry for that man. She sounds like a ball buster.

Anonymous said...

How does olive oil smell? it doesn't at all. And it's not any messier then other lubes. Moron

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I'm sure the olive oil from the dollar store doesn't have a smell, but good olive oil does. I'm sure the cheap stuff is fine for frying crap in the trailer park.

Anonymous said...

Two peas used to be a fun place but there are way too many nutters of all kinds on there anymore. Strange how that all flock together to the same messageboard.

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Not really that strange...most of them are whack-os that can't find friends IRL, so they find a message board and post there.

Anonymous said...

I am amazed that the right-wing peas are pulling the outrage over his cadence crap again.

To me it's just further proof that they really do only have "one" black friend or acquaintance. Anyone who is black or intimately knows black people can tell you all about code-switching.

My (bi-racial or African American) niece was raised in an all white family and community and she does it.

And Aslan is full of shit with the "formative years" crap. I've known plenty of people who moved as young adults and picked up the accent or dialect from there new area. Does it annoy me that my born and raised in the Northeast relatives who moved to the South now have Southern accents? A little when it seemed to happen overnight, but now I don't think twice about it.

Obama went to college in large urban areas and lived in Chicago, it isn't a stretch that his "cadence" mirrors that of the AA community when speaking directly to the AA community.

And a side note - Listen to politicians when they travel through Missouri/MissourAH

Anonymous said...

I see 41's post and I skipped right over it, too long.

Anonymous said...

and 42 is a good example of the dumbing down of America...'it's too long, I don't waaannnnnttt to read it' 'it's too hard, I can't dddooooo it' bla, bla, bla

Anonymous said...

no. Good expensive olive oil does not smell at all. It's obviously your walmart brand you've been sniffing

Anonymous said...

Some people love to flap their jaws because they love to hear themselves talk and most of us don't care to hear it. I'm with 42 on this.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3196118

Enjoy is way way way worse then IPG used to be with all the medical posts. She is one train wreck after train wreck hypochondriac.

Anonymous said...

ITA 45. No one wants to hear your shit 43.

Anonymous said...

41 doesn't really care if you read it or not, and not because they love to hear themselves talk. There are lots of things I don't bother reading here, but unlike you I don't feel compelled to mention them.

Anonymous said...

44 you might want to leave the trailer every once in a while and experience the real world...

Anonymous said...

That is exactly the problem 47, no one wants to think about anything...thanks for proving my point.

Anonymous said...

I'm ashamed of the way we eat in my house after seeing how Peas react to some meals. It really isn't done on purpose. DH and I grew up in the same kind of house - meat and potatoes type meals. We have things like meatloaf, spaghetti, pork roast, chicken. We eat vegetables but really only peas, carrots, beans, and corn.

I honestly have no idea how to cook the healthy things that the Peas say I should be cooking. My mother never taught me how to cook at all, so the basics is all I know. Neither of us ever ate the leafy greens, kale, quinoa, hummus, gluten free stuff or whatever else we're supposed to be eating these days.

We're all healthy and exercise and we're all at good weights for our ages (adults and kids). It never bothered me until I read the comments here and on 2Peas about some meals. Surely I'm not the only one that grew up with this type of food and continues it?

Anonymous said...

Damn. Could Rmoney just STFU please. Holy FUCK he goes on. President Obama is treating him graciously like the drunken guest at the dinner party who won't leave.

Anonymous said...

#123 yeah I think most of us grew up with that type of food. As I have gotten older I have branched out and tried new things here and there until I eat a much varied diet than I did as a child.
To the poster who said diets changes every 4-5 years, that may be true but eating a diet rich in fruits and veggies is NEVER going to be bad advice. Leafy greens are good for you, that doesn't change.
#123 a favorite in our house is curried shrimp, which is a little high in sodium but is filled with lots of yummy good stuff. Depending on your family size one lb. bag of frozen shrimp(not jumbo but not tiny), I buy curried cubes they are bit like bullion, two bunches of kale, one bag of baby bell peppers(red, yellow and orange), 1 cup of brown jasmine rice... and I think that's it.
sautee shrimp until transluscent, then add sliced(super thin) peppers and as much of the chopped up kale as you can manage, as the kale cooks down add more until it's all incorporated. Then add 1 cup of water and 2 cubes of curry mix well. Serve over rice.
It's good, try it!

Anonymous said...

God damn, you must stink for three days after eating that fucking concoction.

Anonymous said...

Wow, 54, you're a very open minded person. Stick to your chicken mcnuggets and cream of shit soup and leave the real food for those of us whose tastes have evolved.

Anonymous said...

God damn, you must stink for three days after eating that fucking concoction.

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Oh, you read that? It was kinda long.

Anonymous said...

OMG, Rmoney is a dick. He has to get the last word every. Fucking. Time. He's just showing that he is a major whiny prick.

Anonymous said...

I'm terribly bored with this debate, but it's on two TVs in this house.

So I'm looking for drama at the pod - know of any?

Anonymous said...

Not to mention that cooking the shrimp that long will make them taste like fucking erasers.

Anonymous said...

What a fucking snore fest of a debate. No one wins. It's a draw. OR more to the point, they both lose.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, but Romney is a rude son of a bitch.

Anonymous said...

you could call out steph on her drama thread about her neighbor...how does someone that just had cpr performed for 30 minutes jump up and then outrun the police???

Anonymous said...

Wow, 54, you're a very open minded person. Stick to your chicken mcnuggets and cream of shit soup and leave the real food for those of us whose tastes have evolved.

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Oh fuck you and your evolved taste. Your curry cubes are full of MSG and I hate the fucking stink of curry. It is so goddamned revolting.

Anonymous said...

Obama came across as wordy and gracious. Romney came across as arrogant.

Anonymous said...

Or maybe some of us cook curry from scratch?

Dumb ass.

Enjoy your Big Mac!

Anonymous said...

No one proved your point 50, but keep on dreaming!

Anonymous said...

No big mac for me, I'm a vegan, but I'm sure your coworkers love to smell you the morning after you make your fucking curry from scratch, you pretentious fuck.

Anonymous said...

I like curry, I like kale, and I like shrimp but that did not sound like a combo I would like.

Anonymous said...

ITA #43. It is quite sad, actually.

Anonymous said...

Or maybe some of us cook curry from scratch?

Dumb ass.

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if you were the pretentious fuck who posted that piece of shit recipe up there you don't cook your goddamned curry from scratch, you use curry cubes which are made from MSG and artificial colors. But then again I am totally sure you cook your shit from scratch, you probably grind the spices yourself to meet your exacting standards, I bet you grow the coriander yourself in your all organic garden. You probably think you are almost as good as the shithead on that other post who thinks flying first class to Tokyo in an Armani suit makes her the fucking princess of Dubai or some stupid shit.

Anonymous said...

reading comprehension people!!! I don't the the person cooking curry from scratch is the same person using the curry cubes. (FWIW I've never even heard of curry cubes)

Anonymous said...

well, that's fucking rich, the "reading comprehension" shithead can't even compose a coherent fucking sentence. WHERE IS YOUR FUCKING VERB, ASSHOLE?

Anonymous said...

I am amazed that the right-wing peas are pulling the outrage over his cadence crap again.

Didn't Fraidy school Assland over this topic a few months ago. The klan got called out and Pineapple ran off. Anyone save that thread?

Anonymous said...

What a boring fucking debate!

Anonymous said...

Cooking shrimp until it is translucent is normal you dumb fuck, but maybe you have no clue since you buy the shit from the grocery store that is already pre cooked. Get off the fucking blog/pod and learn how to cook real food for your family instead of crock pot slop. You're killing your kids with that bullshit.

STEP AWAY FROM THE SALT, CUNTS.

Anonymous said...

actually 75, shrimp becomes opaque when it is cooked.

Anonymous said...

I think it's funny that Mrs. Tyler thanked a democrat for being able to see another point of view, yet every time someone says Mitt creeped them out with the staring she has to say that he wasn't and they shouldn't be.

Drinks a bit too much of the Republican kool aid.

Anonymous said...

Yes, cooking shrimp until translucent is normal, but then (according to the recipe) you add all the veggies and keep right on cooking. That makes the shrimp chewy...

Anonymous said...

My sincerest apologies 72. I'm on my phone, and I didn't reread it before I posted. I'll be sure to double check next time.

Anonymous said...

Raise your had if you know how to cook meals for your family without relying on shitty condensed soups filled with sodium and preservatives.

Anonymous said...

Maybe if you bitches got off of the internet for three fucking seconds you'd have the time to make a decent meal. No one should be buying Stouffers bullshit lasagna and meatloaf.

Anonymous said...

(raises hand) supper tonight included a roasted chicken from a local farmer, fresh potatoes and asparagus (neither from the grocery store) and peaches for dessert.

Anonymous said...

I didn't even know Stouffers made meatloaf until I read it in a thread today! EEWwwwww

Anonymous said...

Stick to the perimeters of the grocery store. Don't buy shit that comes in a box. Never in my life have I heard of a fucking SNICKERS SALAD until I came to twopeas. Ridiculous.

Anonymous said...

The worst I buy is frozen vegetables. I live in an area with no access to local fresh veggies 8 months of the year. From what I have read, frozen is better than the fresh in the grocery store, as frozen is frozen right after picking and the 'fresh' veggies in the store have been in a dark non-climate controlled truck for 2 or 3 or 4 days, so much of the nutrition has been lost.

Anonymous said...

I'm just glad no one wrote a fucking novel here again.

Who wants to read someone's drivel?

Anonymous said...

Someone remove the stick from 81's ass, pronto!

Anonymous said...

Wow...the blog has been reduced to cooking/shopping tips and recipe swaps? Lame

Anonymous said...

WTF?? A comment just disappeared before my eyes! How the heck did that happen?

Anonymous said...

Why the hell are comments disappearing? Bullshit. Get it together Jane.

Anonymous said...

I thought this was a smack blog, not a hold your hand and cry about how overweight everyone is blog. Might as well stick to the Pod if this is the kind of shit you're going to do.

Anonymous said...

I have a theory that the blog belongs to readsomething. I posted about her once and it was quickly deleted.

Anonymous said...

Mrs.T on the debate thread:

"This is when I am greatful that the President can appoint a secretary of education."
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Seriously? You're a teacher and cannot spell? I would be horrified if this woman were teaching my kids. She (and many others like her) are a big part of what is wrong with education today. SMH

Anonymous said...

Typhus tries really hard but fails. She should focus on losing weight and not politics.

Anonymous said...

no. Good expensive olive oil does not smell at all. It's obviously your walmart brand you've been sniffing

October 3, 2012 6:48 PM


Ugghh, you poor poor ignorant twat. FYI, there was a recent scandal that many of the "expensive olive oils" were not even pure olive oil at all. They included stuff like Colavita, Bertoli, supermarket brands and more expensive boutique brands. Discovered most of them were not pure EVO, even though labelled EVO. BFD. And one of the brands that WAS pure EVO was Walmart's own brand. And Costco's. So there you go you stupid twat.

Also, you are very wrong, real EVO does have a delicate sweet scent. Probably the crapola you buy does not because it's full of other shit and you don't even know the difference.

Anonymous said...

Snooze Fest

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Anonymous said...

I'm loving how most of the dem peas sat back and let the repugs carrying on like a bunch of ugly cheerleaders on the debate thread! How ridiculous are they?

Obama came across as calm and presidential. Romney screamed, gestured wildly and interrupted constantly, just like all the repugs on NSBR. He also called Obama a liar three different times. He came across exactly how he is: arrogant and insecure.

I prefer my president to be calm, cool and collected and more importantly, SMART.

Anonymous said...

Fried mashed potatoes are on the first page and I'm sure the peas are salivating at the thought. This is why you're fat.

Anonymous said...

I prefer my president to be calm, cool and collected and more importantly, SMART.
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LMAO..they are both dumb asses.

Anonymous said...

Fried mashed potatoes are on the first page and I'm sure the peas are salivating at the thought. This is why you're fat.
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You must be the epitome of your statement.

Anonymous said...

Nah bitch, I'm 5'7 and 120 lb. I exercise daily, my husband and I cook our meals together and we have sex just about every night. I don't deprive myself but I also don't gorge myself on butter, condensed slop and starch. I know it is hard to believe but some people in the US aren't obese.

But you keep on eating 'dem fried mashed taters! You won't be alive to see your own children have children.

Anonymous said...

LMAO..they are both dumb asses.


As are you. ROFL.

Anonymous said...

Wow 101...how do you find the time to be so perfect? If only you could teach classes to us poor dumb folk the world would be a better place.

PS - I am 5'11" and 135 pounds, and I do enjoy potato pancakes every once in a while.

Anonymous said...

Also, you are very wrong, real EVO does have a delicate sweet scent. Probably the crapola you buy does not because it's full of other shit and you don't even know the difference.

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+1

Anonymous said...

It is called not having children, it really frees up your time.

Anonymous said...

I think it is really irresponsible to have children while having such terrible health issues. I've been married for three years and children are not in our sights at all. We might not have them at all because hey, we're selfish and we enjoy having a glass of wine with dinner and we like to pack up and take spontaneous weekend trips. But fuck me because I'm a woman without a gaggle of children at my ankles. My life must be so unfulfilled, right?

At least I don't have to deal with car pools, idiot teachers and the PTA begging for my last dollar for a fucking stupid shirt my kid will wear once.

Anonymous said...

Romney screamed, gestured wildly and interrupted constantly, just like all the repugs on NSBR

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god really! It was like a flashback to the 80s the way he was talking ten to the dozen like that. And that awful lip smacking sound. And this guy doesn't drink coffee? He's gotta have been doing some blow.

Anonymous said...

god really! It was like a flashback to the 80s the way he was talking ten to the dozen like that. And that awful lip smacking sound. And this guy doesn't drink coffee? He's gotta have been doing some blow.
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+1000. He was hopped up on something. And interrupting people is rude as hell, even if it's Governor Holydrawers doing it.

I wouldn't have been able to stop myself from telling him to SHUT THE FUCK UP. Props to President Obama for keeping his cool.

Anonymous said...

Nah bitch, I'm 5'7 and 120 lb. I exercise daily, my husband and I cook our meals together and we have sex just about every night. I don't deprive myself but I also don't gorge myself on butter, condensed slop and starch. I know it is hard to believe but some people in the US aren't obese.

But you keep on eating 'dem fried mashed taters! You won't be alive to see your own children have children.
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I bet everything you typed is true..lmao. People lie online ALL.THE.TIME.

Anonymous said...

102 is ASSHOLE #1. CONGRATS!!!!

Anonymous said...

I don't need to lie about anything, twat. I don't even have a picture of myself on TwoPeas so it wouldn't matter what I said, you look in the mirror and assume everyone looks like you.

Anonymous said...

+1000. He was hopped up on something.

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Honestly, I wondered about this. So weird.

Anonymous said...

I'm making funeral potatoes on Saturday for a function....suck on THAT bahahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Cool, keep bragging about your unhealthy habits. The US majority is going to be obese anyway. Y'all will fit right in!

Anonymous said...

Amount Per Serving
Calories 110
Calories From Fat 70
% Daily Value
Total Fat 7 g 11 %
Saturated Fat 4 g 20 %
Trans Fat 0 g 0 %
Cholesterol 0 mg 0 %
Sodium 820 mg 34 %
Total Carbohydrate 8 g 3 %
Dietary Fiber 1 g 3 %
Sugar 2 g
Protein 1 g
Vitamin A 0 %
Vitamin C 0 %
Calcium 1 %
Iron 0 %

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53, your curry cubes have a lot of sodium. We'll see you when you're whining about losing weight. There's around 328mg of sodium in those 2 little cubes you use. YUCK! Nasty!!!

Oh but wait, they're the "healthy kind" right? LMAO!!!!!

Anonymous said...

57Anonymous said... 57 OMG, Rmoney is a dick. He has to get the last word every. Fucking. Time. He's just showing that he is a major whiny prick.

October 3, 2012 7:12 PM

He won the toss dumbass, that's how it works. Figures a demoderp wouldn't understand.

Anonymous said...

116Anonymous said... 116 57Anonymous said... 57 OMG, Rmoney is a dick. He has to get the last word every. Fucking. Time. He's just showing that he is a major whiny prick.

October 3, 2012 7:12 PM

He won the toss dumbass, that's how it works. Figures a demoderp wouldn't understand.

October 4, 2012 1:03 AM

It's been a long night. Obama won the toss, Romney gets the last word.

Go away demoderp!

Anonymous said...

61Anonymous said... 61 Yeah, but Romney is a rude son of a bitch.

October 3, 2012 7:24 PM

but he doesn't hate white people! WHE'S YO DOLLAH?

Anonymous said...

86Anonymous said... 86 I'm just glad no one wrote a fucking novel here again.

Who wants to read someone's drivel?

October 3, 2012 8:21 PM

Subject? Link? Crackpipe much?

Anonymous said...

Obama's smug smirk is disgusting. He's thinking "I HATE YOU WHITE BOY!!".

Anonymous said...

If Obama had put Lehrer and Bigbird together in the same sentence? To basically say they were fired? They would be crucifiying him for insulting Lehrer and for being crass enough to threaten the moderator's job on live TV. Fact.

Anonymous said...

I guess I don't hang out here enough. What is a "demoderp"?

Anonymous said...

I guess I don't hang out here enough. What is a "demoderp"?

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The person using it doesn't really know. They saw someone use "derp" or "derp,derp,derp" and decided to add it to the end of "demo" - which then basically means - demo-I--can't-think-of-anything-to-say-so-I'll-add-this-word-as-a-placeholder

Anonymous said...

Oh. That's really stupid. Thanks, 123.

Anonymous said...

Last night, Romney was playing checkers while Obama was playing chess. Obama threw the debate to get the lay of the land. Don't expect that to happen again.

Anonymous said...

Yo, Hergie? That avatar photo is about the worst I have seen in ever. What's up with your hair? Did you fall asleep at a party or something.
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Anonymous said...

A waterbed in a second story bedroom? Seriously? Does your landlord or homeowners insurance carrier know about that?

Anonymous said...

Did you check out the internals on that CNN snap poll that Rmoney "won" last night? !OO% of the participants in the poll were conservative/moderate, 50+ year old, college-educated southerners. That explains quite a bit.

Anonymous said...

A waterbed in a second story bedroom? Seriously? Does your landlord or homeowners insurance carrier know about that?

Oh FFS, we figured out in the 70's that it's ok and not going to break the floor or ceiling. You sound like my parents.

Anonymous said...

tell me all about it when the fucking thing bursts and you have 180 gallons of water in your house. I guess you haven't told your slumlord that you have a waterbed.

Anonymous said...

Who the hell still has a waterbed? Oh, that's right. People who still sport mullets and Farrah do's.

Anonymous said...

129 Anonymous said... 129

A waterbed in a second story bedroom? Seriously? Does your landlord or homeowners insurance carrier know about that?

Oh FFS, we figured out in the 70's that it's ok and not going to break the floor or ceiling. You sound like my parents.

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It has nothing to do with the weight.

If it leaks your going to have a hell of a mess and as your landlord I'd be giving you an eviction notice.

Anonymous said...

106 Anonymous said... 106

I think it is really irresponsible to have children while having such terrible health issues. I've been married for three years and children are not in our sights at all. We might not have them at all because hey, we're selfish and we enjoy having a glass of wine with dinner and we like to pack up and take spontaneous weekend trips. But fuck me because I'm a woman without a gaggle of children at my ankles. My life must be so unfulfilled, right?

At least I don't have to deal with car pools, idiot teachers and the PTA begging for my last dollar for a fucking stupid shirt my kid will wear once.

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I can't decide if your Sister BDSQ or ilovebuble. Since you didn't mention without kids you can give your much younger bf blow jobs in the truck I'll go with ilovebuble.

Anonymous said...

Ummm, how big is that chip on your shoulder?? No one said anything about being unfulfilled without children except for you! I do have kids, but only as many as we can comfortably affird and handle. Our lives are not perfect but I am a healthy weight and DH and I are happy and have sex almost daily.

Anonymous said...

Obama threw the debate to get the lay of the land.

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I see the dumbocrats are finally awake. It was probably hard to get out of bed this morning.

Anonymous said...

Waterbeds usually sit in a liner so there's no flood if it does spring a leak. The water should be contained.

Anonymous said...

Operative word being "usually". Good luck with that.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3196184

nosy busybody bitches. don't they have anything better to do than rat people out on the internet all day. who fucking cares???

Anonymous said...

136 Anonymous said... 136

Waterbeds usually sit in a liner so there's no flood if it does spring a leak. The water should be contained.

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First of all 1978 called and wants it's bed back and secondly I'm not trusting a liner, if the mattress gets a hole chances are an even thinner liner isn't going to be much good.

ps is this from a thread or something?

Anonymous said...

139 tries so hard to be funny but fall flat on her face.

Anonymous said...

Better then falling into a waterbed, seriously people still use them?

Anonymous said...

Kendra got seasick sexing on a waterbed.

Anonymous said...

Not ilovebuble, no clue who that even is!

Anonymous said...

My parents finally got rid of their waterbed two years ago. That thing was ridiculous and I can't believe they kept it for so long.

Anonymous said...

FFS probably 99.99% of the time a waterbed is not going to break. And if it does, it'll probably be a small leak. The big bad "bursting" is very, very rare. Plenty of people have waterbeds, and yes (*gasp*) on the 2nd floor. Think before you spout off about a topic by parroting whatever you heard your parents say about it when you were 9.

Now don't go outside without your hat or you might catch a cold.

Anonymous said...

The worst I buy is frozen vegetables.


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Oooooh, what a supermom you are. You healthy, perfect thing you. Sigh, I wish I could be like you.

Except I'm not obnoxious.


Anonymous said...

Yes you are 146.

Anonymous said...

123Anonymous said... 123 I guess I don't hang out here enough. What is a "demoderp"?

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The person using it doesn't really know. They saw someone use "derp" or "derp,derp,derp" and decided to add it to the end of "demo" - which then basically means - demo-I--can't-think-of-anything-to-say-so-I'll-add-this-word-as-a-placeholder

October 4, 2012 5:08 AM

You must have missed a post (doesn't surprise me with the attention span between here and 2Peas. It was in response to someone who just can't seem to say Republican without botching the spelling. Too sad for you that you couldn't figure out (pp) what demoderp meant, are you new to the internet?

SMH at the dense people here who are obvious demoCRATs (is that easier for you to understand?)

Anonymous said...

kendra has farrah hair

Anonymous said...

"Mine are 3rd and 6th grade, at a pretty rigorous college-prep school."hmblthrp

Of course they are, a true pea has their snowflake on the college track starting in preschool.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3196135

Anonymous said...

That thread is full of helicopter Moms. When do their kids get a chance to just fucking chill?

Anonymous said...

When they get to college and they have that first year experience away from Mommy. IF Mommy lets them go away, that is.

Anonymous said...

i have Farrah hair on my lady parts

Anonymous said...

My grandparents gave me their waterbed when me and Joe got married last year.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3195967

Lol, Buckhole Sandy is milking this injury for all it's worth and then some.

Anonymous said...

The person using it doesn't really know. They saw someone use "derp" or "derp,derp,derp" and decided to add it to the end of "demo" - which then basically means - demo-I--can't-think-of-anything-to-say-so-I'll-add-this-word-as-a-placeholder

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Yep.

Anonymous said...

156Anonymous said... 156 The person using it doesn't really know. They saw someone use "derp" or "derp,derp,derp" and decided to add it to the end of "demo" - which then basically means - demo-I--can't-think-of-anything-to-say-so-I'll-add-this-word-as-a-placeholder

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Yep.

October 4, 2012 12:32 PM

Damn you people are flat out stupid. It looks like you got called out for using the kiddy internet term "derp" and are now all butthurt.

Oh yeah, keep bringing it up and agreeing with yourself. ITA

Anonymous said...

Poor democrats using derp a few pages back got called demoderps. It really is perfect that *dems* use stupid words.

Anonymous said...

Wow, republiderps are morans.

Anonymous said...

^^for the derpocrats lol^^

44Anonymous said... 44 40Anonymous said... 40 I keep thinking that the radical righties will run out of stupid shit to be faux-outraged about.

But no. The derp is endless.

September 20, 2012 8:02 PM

Using the word derp makes you look like the perfect democrat. Maybe we should call you demoderp or derpocrat! Perfection.

September 20, 2012 8:15 PM

Anonymous said...

Why doesn't it surprise me that most of you blog cunts are democrats?? Don't care about the fact that our country is in the shitter, just that its 'cool' to like Obama, because the celebs say so. Sheep.

Anonymous said...

161 is a republiderp.

Anonymous said...

161Anonymous said... 161 Why doesn't it surprise me that most of you blog cunts are democrats?? Don't care about the fact that our country is in the shitter, just that its 'cool' to like Obama, because the celebs say so. Sheep.

October 4, 2012 1:22 PM

They do not want to look like racists. White guilt and all that! Obama is the racist.

Anonymous said...

At least you admit that Democrats are vertebrates. All republiderps are worms.

Anonymous said...

Another republiderp is here. Not a racist neither.

Anonymous said...

Don't buy a fucking house you cannot afford.

Don't max your credit out so you can keep up with everyone else.

Our country is not in this shitter. Some of you made shitty mistakes and now you want to blame the government for your stupidity.

Anonymous said...

How much FEMA $$ goes to red states each year to deal with hurricanes and floods? Those red states are happy to put their hands out fo' th' dollah when the gubmint is handing it out. They aren't willing to pay for insurance or move out of the fucking flood plain.

Anonymous said...

164Anonymous said... 164 At least you admit that Democrats are vertebrates. All republiderps are worms.

October 4, 2012 1:29 PM
165Anonymous said... 165 Another republiderp is here. Not a racist neither.

October 4, 2012 1:30 PM

Now you are really showing how butthurt you both are! LOL I mean really? You call Republicans rethuglicans and all kinds of nonsense but you can't take it? Hahaha! It's perfect, you are the MrsT of demodumbasses!

Thanks for the entertainment!!

Anonymous said...

Between the whiny political shit, I don't know how to cook and the waterbed bullshit this blog has slipped. Not sure why I bother anymore.

Anonymous said...

Oh hey 167? Nola is a predominately BLUE area. They love obama there. Wanna tell them to GTFO? Florida. Blue state as of the latest polls. They don't leave either.

Facts. They're funny little things.

Anonymous said...

I think Florida has three or four blue counties. Obama would be lynched north of Tampa and anyone with an Obama bumper sticker or yard sign would be called a nigger lover. Floridians, for the most part, are as blue as Oklahoma and Texas. Nice try though.

Anonymous said...

New Orleans is on city in a red state. Again, nice try.

Anonymous said...

I see Athena Sununu has stopped by.

Anonymous said...

Hey fucktard. Do you mean ONE city? Retard

Anonymous said...

Don't care about the fact that our country is in the shitter, just that its 'cool' to like Obama, because the celebs say so. Sheep.

October 4, 2012 1:22 PM


Oh you got me.
Yes, our country is in the shitter. And I'm only voting Obama because as you say? it's "cool". Yeah, you got me there. Great insight..derp derp baaa baaaa

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3196256

Stories like this always give me the willies.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3196269
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Cuffed jeans? Seriously?

Anonymous said...

Even when celebrities wear cuffed jeans it looks stupid. Then again I also think capri pants are horrendous too.

Anonymous said...

Kendra cuffs all her pants, including her capris.

Anonymous said...

176 Anonymous said... 176

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3196256

Stories like this always give me the willies.
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I find it amazing so many "adults" would try and keep this quiet.

Anonymous said...

MeGlop is a surprisingly angry person.

Anonymous said...

Yes, yes she is, 181. Angry, bitter, and humorless.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3196224&pg=2

Why????!! do Ps cont to post to her threads? she is some certified ex wife. All she does is post drama post after drama post. She either is lying about everything and anything, or some 15 yr old girl.

Anonymous said...

The whole BS on the good olive oil being from walmart is so full of shit, YOU ignorant twat. Go read the study. Yes on Costco. Olive oil does not smell. Go smell your crotch. that smells.

Anonymous said...

Olive oil does not smell.

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It might not smell like your unwashed ass, but most olive oil does have a characteristic aroma, it shouldn't smell briny if it's made from good fresh olives, it might smell mildly fruity or grassy, if it has no odor at all it is probably bland tasting too.

you're as stupid as the nitwit way up there who said you cook shrimp until they are translucent, they are only translucent when they are raw and even then they are not technically translucent, they just kind of look it, and they are opaque when they are cooked. funny how the ones who don't know shit about anything are the ones trotting around on the blog thinking they are a fucking michelin chef.

Anonymous said...

Good olive oil definitely has an aroma and a distinctive flavor.

Anonymous said...

I think it is really irresponsible to have children while having such terrible health issues. I've been married for three years and children are not in our sights at all. We might not have them at all because hey, we're selfish and we enjoy having a glass of wine with dinner and we like to pack up and take spontaneous weekend trips. But fuck me because I'm a woman without a gaggle of children at my ankles. My life must be so unfulfilled, right?

At least I don't have to deal with car pools, idiot teachers and the PTA begging for my last dollar for a fucking stupid shirt my kid will wear once.
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Fuck off Pennyring. You say you've lost weight. You're still fat so STFU. You and your Marcia Brady hair.

Anonymous said...

The whole BS on the good olive oil being from walmart is so full of shit, YOU ignorant twat. Go read the study.

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I've read the study and yes Walmart's store brand was one of the few out of the many different brands they tested that was found to be pure unadulterated extra virgin olive oil.

You sound like a complete moran to anyone familiar with the study. Enjoy your scent free boutique brand diesel oil.

Anonymous said...

to anyone familiar with the study? well, good for you, for being the expert on an olive oil study? get a F'ing life.

Anonymous said...

Romney, the other white meat!

Anonymous said...

NO ONE GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT OLIVE OIL! What a bunch of submorons you are! Get a life!

Anonymous said...

Snooze fest
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Anonymous said...

my candidate is better than your candidate...nah nah, nah, nah, nah. I am SO COOL!!!! lol

Anonymous said...

I don't need to lie about anything, twat. I don't even have a picture of myself on TwoPeas so it wouldn't matter what I said, you look in the mirror and assume everyone looks like you.
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Thank goodness for small favors. A picture of you is the last thing I would want burned permanently into my mind.

Anonymous said...

Don't buy a fucking house you cannot afford.

Don't max your credit out so you can keep up with everyone else.

Our country is not in this shitter. Some of you made shitty mistakes and now you want to blame the government for your stupidity.
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lmao!!! Our country is TRILLIONS of dollars in DEBT. (and mostly to china), but we are doing just fine. What a dumb ass you are.

Anonymous said...

195, I think that's what she's saying, our country is doing fine. If anything, you are the dumbass.

Anonymous said...

Our country is TRILLIONS of dollars in DEBT. (and mostly to china)

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9.8% is not mostly by my accounting. Dumb ass.

Anonymous said...

195 was being a sarcastic shithead. Good point though, some are in trouble and it's not because of the government but because they made poor financial decisions.

Anonymous said...

195 needs to get laid, pronto!

Anonymous said...

Only in America.

Bravo Mittens.

You have managed to coalesce the liberal base around a giant feathery yellow puppet, beloved by generations of kids in America.

If I were not myself a liberal, I would suspect you of being a lefty plant.

Go! Big Bird! 4 more years!

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