One more time so it doesn't get lost - can somebody post the new blog? I want to make sure I can find my favorite blog bitches when this one goes. I hope to be at both for awhile!
I Google searched for "smashedpeas" and got a mommy blog. Then I clicked on "smashedpeasinabucket" and it says no posts. Did smashed peas get taken down or am I going to wrong one? I have deadly PMS today and have to smack or I'm going to explode ;-p
I know lots of people who don't want to work but I've never met anyone who didn't need to work.
And yes I think SAHW's are lazy. Especially pea wife's. ------------------
I don't have a problem with empty nesters doing this. If you work hard at a job for over 20 years and do well, I think its ok to retire and enjoy life if you can. If its good for the military its good for SAHMs too.
I have one online "friend" (known her for 10 years) who was single most her adult life and worked as a secretary and hated it. She got laid off, latched on to some guy (it was not the first one, she was looking for a sugar daddy the whole time), and is happy to not work at all. She doesn't clean the house either. Claims she is never bored and loves sitting at home.
I'm a sahw but I don't just eat bon bons and watch soap operas all day. I volunteer, I take care of my household and I run any and all errands. The people that blow my mind are sahw/sahms that also have cleaning ladies or other in house help. Sorry, that is all of my responsibility and I took that all on by making the decision to not work.
I'm a sahm, of only one in the 5th grade. I have so much time around the house it's ridiculous. Yes I run the errands but it's not all that time consuming. And the boys evening activities take up some time but in reality I have plenty of time to keep the house clean, laundry, cook, walk the dog, pea, watch tv and read.
When I read about sahw's I wonder if they are bored out of their minds. I'm getting there and I'll be heading back to work in two years.
DH was a latch key kid and didn't want ours to spend time in daycare so I've took a long break. Won't have much of a career to go back to but I did have fun with ds. Now though I'm feeling useless and ready for something else.
Long story short I just can't see being home all day every day.
I'm all for SAHW's as long as they take the time to get the most basic of education while they stay at home.
Wife's v wives is so fucking basic I feel sorry for the poor bitch who wrote it. I'd be pissed at an 8 year old who couldn't tell the difference let alone a supposed adult.
Wonder how her pregnant 14yr old who is probably 17 or 18 by now made out? I bet she's on her 2nd or 3rd illegitimate kid, that's sucking on the welfare teat. 'Un-schooling' has worked REAL well in that family!
21Anonymous said... 21 If you can post on TwoPeas or the smack blog during your work day, your job must not be all that important anyway. ------------------------------------------------ Take that, busypea (and Compwalla, I think)!
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I'm not the one who's been posting about SAHs, but I can assure you I'm not jealous. I'd be bored stiff, for one. I can't stand a long weekend with nothing big to do, let alone day after day after day...
Awesome...one smacker saying anyone posting during the day can't possibly have a meaningful job, while a few posts later a smacker is bragging about being a highly educated professional who owns a successful business...sure you are, honey, sure you are
I'd like to be able to be a SAHM. I've been working for over 20 years now and it's HIGHLY overrated! The stress and grief that I get from my job just ISN'T worth the toll it's taking on my health.
Sad thing is that DH won't let me quit or cut back, both of which are possibilities. Sigh.....so yeah, I envy those who are lucky enough to stay home and care for their families without the added stress and expense of also working a full time job outside of the home.
I sit on my ass and run errands all day long and I love it.
I don't give a shit if the rest of you want to/have to work. Why would my choices bother you?
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What happens if your dh gets tired of you sitting on your ass? Suppose some sweet young thing catches his eye? No marriage is for sure.
What if his fat ass has a heart attack and keels over. Sure you might have some life insurance money but then what?
Your choice doesn't bother me, it just seems stupid to me. I can see a sahm, especially when the kids are under 5 years old.
Once there's no more need for daycare it seems nuts not to work.
And jealous? No, I only work part time for now. Eventually I'll go back to full time. Nice to know if something happens to my dh or between my and dh I'll be able to take care of myself and the kids.
Awesome...one smacker saying anyone posting during the day can't possibly have a meaningful job, while a few posts later a smacker is bragging about being a highly educated professional who owns a successful business...sure you are, honey, sure you are
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Two different posters, moran. And I'm done for the day. Met with all my clients and working on proposals. Plenty of time to bash your lazy, worthless ass.
I guarantee you your husband would prefer a woman who is dynamic and contributes more intellectually and financially to the home to one who finds running errands intellectually stimulating.
435 here. Wanted to add that we could easily afford for me to stay home, but I love working. Love my job and didn't want to throw years of schooling out the window in favor of doing dishes and running errands.
We have no children.
But we do have fully funded retirements (at 41 and 43), take amazing vacations, live in a beautiful home and do whatever the hell we want.
I'd take that over sitting on my ass and running errands ANY day.
Wow, 36, amazing you can take time away from your high horse to post among us lowly and lazy smackers. Shouldn't you be planning your next "amazing" vacation???
I seriously wonder about the Peas that post all.day.long. and supposedly have a DAY job. If it is not the lunch hour, what are you doing posting over and over again in multiple threads? Isn't that essentially stealing from your employer if you aren't working while they are paying you?
What happens if your dh gets tired of you sitting on your ass? Suppose some sweet young thing catches his eye? No marriage is for sure.
What if his fat ass has a heart attack and keels over. Sure you might have some life insurance money but then what?
January 8, 2013 1:31 PM
Thanks for your concern, but I do have a bit of money of my own. DH likes having me at home, and guess what, HE LIKES ME. I keep him busy and his "fat ass" isn't running around on me.
Also, I guess I lied, because I do a little freelance work from home. So I'm not completely unemployed. But mostly.
OK, so as long as both parents are working, a divorce will not cause anyone to be financially hurting...oh, wait, that's not the case. Hmmmm
I prefer to enjoy my life in the present, and not let fear dictate what direction it will go. We prepared for me to leave the workforce (saving my salary for a year), I am enjoying time home with kids, and DH loves that he comes home to a clean home and a happy wife. He pitches in with the parenting, and we go to bed together happy...and satisfied. Yes, we may be sacrificing a vacation or two, but these years are precious and can't be replaced. It also means that weekends are for fun, and not cleaning or home projects. Works for us!
41 again. OKay {shrug} I am not terribly concerned, but I am also capable of quickly picking up the pieces and supporting myself if need be. Life is good.
meh some people just confuse word's that are spelled different but sound the same. Mrs. T does it all the time and she's not a sahw. She is supposedly a college educated teacher.
Sometime people make a typo. It doesn't make them dumb, this is a smack blog not a term paper.
Mistakes will be made. No one is perfect 100% of the time.
But if it makes you feel better to think you're superior to some anonymous bitch on the blog, fine, get down with your bad self.
I doubt every smack you've ever posted have been both free from spelling errors and grammatically correct.
Actually if you think you never make a spelling or grammar error I guess that would put you up in busypea's league. Good for you. You are special.
I have a "friend" who had another baby every 5 years so she could spread out her sahm years over 15 years.
Then, when her youngest was ready to start kindergarten, she decided he "needed another year at home".
Once he finally started school, she developed fibromyalgia, making it "impossible" for her to work (or keep house, or cook dinner, or volunteer at school...)
Her husband works 80 hours a week to support their family (and pay a housekeeper, and buy way too much carryout/convenience food).
She spends her days playing stupid facebook games, watching trash TV, and reading YA fiction.
Yes, I'm judging her. I think it sucks that she is lazy and yet has no problem with her husband working ridiculous hours to fund her laziness. Even if her husband was able to earn more without killing himself, I would still think it was lazy for her to not do anything - no housework/volunteer work/cooking.
No, I'm not jealous. I don't want my husband working himself to death so I can sit around and read Twilight or the Hunger Games. For now, we need both incomes - when the time comes that we don't, we'll both keep working and save the "excess". I actually like the career I chose for myself, so working is not something unpleasant
Wow, 36, amazing you can take time away from your high horse to post among us lowly and lazy smackers. Shouldn't you be planning your next "amazing" vacation???
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Awww, don't be jealous, honey. I know it's hard because you're a stay at home wife whose biggest accomplishment is emptying the dishwasher, but jealousy is really unbecoming.
It's funny how you stay at home lazies go from "you're just jealous of our awesome stay at home lives" to talking shit to those of us who work and create something of value for the world. HILARIOUS!
Yeah, those of us who engage our brains are just so jealousE of you and your really "full" life of errands and tv.
I am a highly educated professional who owns a successful business.
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If you are so highly educated, how come you can't think of anything better to do all day than watch TV?
I engage my brain plenty, thank you very much. I've been at work and I've been at home. My brain has been far more engaged at home than it ever was at work and I was a para legal for 18 years. I'm also a lot less stressed and much easier to live with now that I'm at home, which is good for my family.
What happens if your dh gets tired of you sitting on your ass? Suppose some sweet young thing catches his eye? No marriage is for sure. ----------
What happens if your dh gets tried of you working all the time and don't have time for him anymore? Suppose some sweet young thing catches his eye? No marriage is for sure.
Yes, I'm judging her. I think it sucks that she is lazy and yet has no problem with her husband working ridiculous hours to fund her laziness. ------------
those of us who work and create something of value for the world. HILARIOUS! ------
Yeah, that is hilarious that you think that. I work and I don't think I'm creating anything of value for the world. For me and my family, yes, but not for the world.
Yes it's from foxnews. Interesting video on the generation raised on "no child left behind".
I.E. You're not that special and neither are your children. Thankfully there are plenty of people who are still grounded enough not to think they're shit doesn't stink and are down to earth.
67 Anonymous said... 67 I'd be bored stiff, for one. I can't stand a long weekend with nothing big to do, let alone day after day after day... --------
The fact that I like to be busy makes you sorry for me? Yes, I like to have stuff to do. It could be working, it could be reading, it could be going somewhere or doing something. I don't think that makes me worthy of pity.
I'm starting to think there are one or more overly defensive SAHs on the blog today.
Wow, 36, amazing you can take time away from your high horse to post among us lowly and lazy smackers. Shouldn't you be planning your next "amazing" vacation???
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Awww, don't be jealous, honey. I know it's hard because you're a stay at home wife whose biggest accomplishment is emptying the dishwasher, but jealousy is really unbecoming.
It's funny how you stay at home lazies go from "you're just jealous of our awesome stay at home lives" to talking shit to those of us who work and create something of value for the world. HILARIOUS!
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Nice try, but I'm not a SAH. I'm also not so arrogant as to brag on an anonymous message board about my fabulous life. Perhaps you could buy some class with all your money? It is quite apparent that you don't have any. (also, if I were to get to your level, I would let you know that I don't unload dishwashers, the cleaning lady does that for me)
Not really LOL at yubon...she just dropped a turd and ran. Didn't explain what she means, or say where she goes. It was pretty lame, as trolls usually are.
Wasn't it Chele's (or however she spells it) who was engaged to the Hambeast? Didn't she have a wedding dress and everything? I never found out who dumped whom in that little soap opera.
Is she serious with these prices? http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3214347
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Holy shit. If I'm going to drop a couple hundred bucks on a purse, I'm going for something designer. I'd rather pay a couple hundred more for a well made leather purse.
I sit on my ass and run errands all day long and I love it.
I don't give a shit if the rest of you want to/have to work. Why would my choices bother you?
I think you're jealous. ______________________________________
fuck yeah I'm jealous. When I get up at 4 am to go to my job while my sahm and sahw friends get to sleep in, yeah I'm jealous. but every time one of their husbands leaves them for a co-worker or some other pretty young thing (I'm in my early 40s. It's early mid-life crises for the men) I'm exceptionally glad I got my degree and didn't piss off my career so I could work a menial job to cover my bills after I pumped out a couple of kids.
Something like 50% of marriages ends in divorce. Those weren't odds I was willing to take. If I'm going to peddle ass I'm going to make a lot more than a suburban housewife living.
Plus I don't have to worry about that middle aged spread by sitting on my ass all day.
I'm a SAHW but I don't sit on my ass all day. I work out, I spend time with my friends, I volunteer (how many of you sanctimonious bitches have spent time doing something for others?), I take long walks with my dog, I have mind blowing sex with my husband and he treats me like a queen.
Granted, we don't have kids to come and fuck everything all up but we are both happy and fulfilled. There isn't an ounce of jealously in our relationship because we still enjoy being around each other and treating each other like we did when we were newlyweds.
My husband works hard to provide me with the life I wanted. I didn't want to spend my time working for a living, I'd rather dedicate my time and energy to a cause that really matters. Like sick kids that need a friend or hungry people that need a meal.
I'm a SAHW but I don't sit on my ass all day. I work out, I spend time with my friends, I volunteer (how many of you sanctimonious bitches have spent time doing something for others?), I take long walks with my dog, I have mind blowing sex with my husband and he treats me like a queen.
Granted, we don't have kids to come and fuck everything all up but we are both happy and fulfilled. There isn't an ounce of jealously in our relationship because we still enjoy being around each other and treating each other like we did when we were newlyweds.
My husband works hard to provide me with the life I wanted. I didn't want to spend my time working for a living, I'd rather dedicate my time and energy to a cause that really matters. Like sick kids that need a friend or hungry people that need a meal.
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Oh, you're not sanctimonious at all. Not one bit.
But, just for the record, this sanctimonious bitch manages to have a career (not a menial job), work out, raise 3 kids AND volunteer at a local hospice several times a month. Oh, and I blow my husband's mind at least 4 times a week.
Some of you are trying to justify your parasitic existences just a little too hard.
Many of my husband's friends have wives like you who believe their husbands are just totally happy to tow the boat alone while you sit back and run errands. Guess what your husbands say about you behind your back?
They wish you'd get off your lazy ass and work for once in your miserable lives.
I'm talking to those of you who are stay at home WIVES - not moms.
Nice try, but I'm not a SAH. I'm also not so arrogant as to brag on an anonymous message board about my fabulous life. Perhaps you could buy some class with all your money? It is quite apparent that you don't have any. (also, if I were to get to your level, I would let you know that I don't unload dishwashers, the cleaning lady does that for me)
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Who said I clean my own house?
Also, my "bragging" was in response to all the stay at home wives who were accusing those of us who work for a living of being jealous of their amazing existences.
You should stop talking shit until your reading comprehension improves. It makes you look kind of pathetic.
You sound like someone who's bitter because she has a shitty job and no choice but to go to it every day. You'd probably be a sit on your ass wife if given the opportunity, too.
Working for a living is doing stupid and menial shit. No one on here is a rocket scientist or curing cancer. I would rather do something that fulfills me and makes me feel good as a person, rather than being greedy so I can take 6 lame vacations a year.
Working for a living is doing stupid and menial shit. No one on here is a rocket scientist or curing cancer.
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So no one should work if they aren't do something spectacular? Really? If that where the case you'd be making your own latte's, dry cleaning your own clothes and cleaning your own house.
Fuck you and your "I'm to good to work" attitude.
I've seen some entitled shit over the years from peas but that takes the cake.
I do clean my own house, I'm not a SAHP with fibro, I have the ability to clean my own home and I also own a coffee maker with a milk steamer.
I'm just saying that I'd rather spend my time volunteering with kids, the elderly and animals like I already do instead of pushing paper for 40 hours a week. I also have a husband with a good job that allows me to do this, if that changed I'd go out and get a job but I don't see that happening any time soon.
She looks really, really, really happy in those pics. Him - not so much. Look at his eyes.
I would guess this wont last long. I bet He's getting some "cougar sex'. (And LOTS of razing by his guy friends), Females his age are going "What the fuck are you thinking?" And there's a mother either biting her tongue hoping "this too shall pass" or else Moms giving him an earful and he'll stay with the cougar just to tick mom off......then BAM. He'll drop her like a hot potato.
Wonder what story she'll tell the Peas to save face?
She's stroking her ego because she has some body builder kid fucking her. For all we know, he's between bitches and he'll take what he can get until he finds his new 20something blonde.
that gun executive order thread is steffie's latest attempt to turn the nsbr back into a comfie conservative bastion for frothers who think like she does
Who shops at forever 21 after the age of 25? _________________
LOL, I was at Forever 21 last Saturday with my daughter, she was spending some Christmas gift cards. I ended up buying two cute shirts for myself. I'm 48.
Yeah those peas screetching about the President "unilaterally imposing his will" were JUST FINE when GWB was circumventing the process with his 1,987 Executive Orders.
Tried to 'em that it would come back to bite them on the ass, but they're too fucking stupid to listen to anyone but Hannity.
Typus: "Apparently lots of folks slept through the part of history class when they learned about prohibition. Making alcohol and the means to make alcohol illegal only increased violence and black market sales."
Typus: "Apparently lots of folks slept through the part of history class when they learned about prohibition. Making alcohol and the means to make alcohol illegal only increased violence and black market sales."
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«Oldest ‹Older 401 – 524 of 524 Newer› Newest»I think I'm switching to the other smack blog, this one has became annoying between Kendra, hostile and spammy.
And I really don't care if either blog owner makes cash of my postings.
Jane, thanks for the space in the past, if you would have kept up with the space here it would have be great.
One more time so it doesn't get lost - can somebody post the new blog? I want to make sure I can find my favorite blog bitches when this one goes. I hope to be at both for awhile!
I Google searched for "smashedpeas" and got a mommy blog. Then I clicked on "smashedpeasinabucket" and it says no posts. Did smashed peas get taken down or am I going to wrong one? I have deadly PMS today and have to smack or I'm going to explode ;-p
I know lots of people who don't want to work but I've never met anyone who didn't need to work.
And yes I think SAHW's are lazy. Especially pea wife's.
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+1. In my world, the women who decided to become SAHMs are the same ones who complained about working before. Not a coincidence.
I know lots of people who don't want to work but I've never met anyone who didn't need to work.
And yes I think SAHW's are lazy. Especially pea wife's.
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I don't have a problem with empty nesters doing this. If you work hard at a job for over 20 years and do well, I think its ok to retire and enjoy life if you can. If its good for the military its good for SAHMs too.
I have one online "friend" (known her for 10 years) who was single most her adult life and worked as a secretary and hated it. She got laid off, latched on to some guy (it was not the first one, she was looking for a sugar daddy the whole time), and is happy to not work at all. She doesn't clean the house either. Claims she is never bored and loves sitting at home.
http://smashedpeas.wordpress.com
here you go 5
I'm a sahw but I don't just eat bon bons and watch soap operas all day. I volunteer, I take care of my household and I run any and all errands. The people that blow my mind are sahw/sahms that also have cleaning ladies or other in house help. Sorry, that is all of my responsibility and I took that all on by making the decision to not work.
I'm a sahm, of only one in the 5th grade. I have so much time around the house it's ridiculous. Yes I run the errands but it's not all that time consuming. And the boys evening activities take up some time but in reality I have plenty of time to keep the house clean, laundry, cook, walk the dog, pea, watch tv and read.
When I read about sahw's I wonder if they are bored out of their minds. I'm getting there and I'll be heading back to work in two years.
DH was a latch key kid and didn't want ours to spend time in daycare so I've took a long break. Won't have much of a career to go back to but I did have fun with ds. Now though I'm feeling useless and ready for something else.
Long story short I just can't see being home all day every day.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3214149
Those damn slutty girls wanting to play video games with the boys!!!! Can you imagine?
Love how in a later post the op says the girls are: "little more forward than I think my son understands but I clearly see"
Clearly if anything happens at the sleepover it will be due the the girls "wanting it".
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3214239
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GeorgiaPea is a nutter.
But apparently not a peanut nutter.
And yes I think SAHW's are lazy. Especially pea wife's.
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Seriously??? Wife's??? So much wrong there, it's not even worth it...
I laughed
All this talk about blogs and making money has me wondering...how much do hits actually pay?? Are we really talking pennies, nickles, dimes??
Let's ask lousewife I'm sure it's more than managing the Santa shack.
What does Two Peas make per click?
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And yes I think SAHW's are lazy. Especially pea wife's.
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Seriously??? Wife's??? So much wrong there, it's not even worth it...
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When your lazy sahw ass has no argument you pick apart spelling and grammar.
And yes it was a poorly written sentence but that doesn't take away the truth of the statement.
Ummm, I wasn't even smacking the poorly written sentence, but you go on with your bad wife's self!
(ps - I'm not a SAH anything!)
If you can post on TwoPeas of the smack blog during your work day, your job must not be all that important anyway.
Oh, yeah, there's no merit to the statement that a grown and capable woman who doesn't want to work is lazy.
I'm sure your husband would much rather you bring home some bacon.
I can't imagine sitting on my ass and "running errands" all day.
I'm all for SAHW's as long as they take the time to get the most basic of education while they stay at home.
Wife's v wives is so fucking basic I feel sorry for the poor bitch who wrote it. I'd be pissed at an 8 year old who couldn't tell the difference let alone a supposed adult.
SMH I just figured out it's LOUSEwife not LOUISEwife. Fuck, I'll just go join all the other stupid peas at the pod.
Gee..I miss SilverDolphin!
Wonder how her pregnant 14yr old who is probably 17 or 18 by now made out? I bet she's on her 2nd or 3rd illegitimate kid, that's sucking on the welfare teat.
'Un-schooling' has worked REAL well in that family!
21Anonymous said... 21 If you can post on TwoPeas or the smack blog during your work day, your job must not be all that important anyway.
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Take that, busypea (and Compwalla, I think)!
I sit on my ass and run errands all day long and I love it.
I don't give a shit if the rest of you want to/have to work. Why would my choices bother you?
I think you're jealous.
Yeah, those of us who engage our brains are just so jealousE of you and your really "full" life of errands and tv.
I am a highly educated professional who owns a successful business.
No envy here, sister. Trust me.
Just sadness that you think life was made for running errands. This is most certainly not what the women's movement was about.
I'm totes jalous. I WISH I could afford to be a SAHW.
I think you're jealous.
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I'm not the one who's been posting about SAHs, but I can assure you I'm not jealous. I'd be bored stiff, for one. I can't stand a long weekend with nothing big to do, let alone day after day after day...
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3214244
Yaay! Another pea-ass-kissing thread.
Bets on peabay being the favorite?
Can't believe someone actually says she wants to have lunch with Lauren. Yeehaw. Good times.
Awesome...one smacker saying anyone posting during the day can't possibly have a meaningful job, while a few posts later a smacker is bragging about being a highly educated professional who owns a successful business...sure you are, honey, sure you are
I'd like to be able to be a SAHM. I've been working for over 20 years now and it's HIGHLY overrated! The stress and grief that I get from my job just ISN'T worth the toll it's taking on my health.
Sad thing is that DH won't let me quit or cut back, both of which are possibilities. Sigh.....so yeah, I envy those who are lucky enough to stay home and care for their families without the added stress and expense of also working a full time job outside of the home.
I sit on my ass and run errands all day long and I love it.
I don't give a shit if the rest of you want to/have to work. Why would my choices bother you?
I think you're jealous.
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What happens if your dh gets tired of you sitting on your ass? Suppose some sweet young thing catches his eye? No marriage is for sure.
What if his fat ass has a heart attack and keels over. Sure you might have some life insurance money but then what?
Your choice doesn't bother me, it just seems stupid to me. I can see a sahm, especially when the kids are under 5 years old.
Once there's no more need for daycare it seems nuts not to work.
And jealous? No, I only work part time for now. Eventually I'll go back to full time. Nice to know if something happens to my dh or between my and dh I'll be able to take care of myself and the kids.
Enjoy your errands.
Awesome...one smacker saying anyone posting during the day can't possibly have a meaningful job, while a few posts later a smacker is bragging about being a highly educated professional who owns a successful business...sure you are, honey, sure you are
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Two different posters, moran. And I'm done for the day. Met with all my clients and working on proposals. Plenty of time to bash your lazy, worthless ass.
I guarantee you your husband would prefer a woman who is dynamic and contributes more intellectually and financially to the home to one who finds running errands intellectually stimulating.
435 here. Wanted to add that we could easily afford for me to stay home, but I love working. Love my job and didn't want to throw years of schooling out the window in favor of doing dishes and running errands.
We have no children.
But we do have fully funded retirements (at 41 and 43), take amazing vacations, live in a beautiful home and do whatever the hell we want.
I'd take that over sitting on my ass and running errands ANY day.
Hey there genius #35...also different people, I don't run errands all day and brag about it.
(also, I was making a point, but it went way over your conceited head)
Wow, 36, amazing you can take time away from your high horse to post among us lowly and lazy smackers. Shouldn't you be planning your next "amazing" vacation???
I seriously wonder about the Peas that post all.day.long. and supposedly have a DAY job. If it is not the lunch hour, what are you doing posting over and over again in multiple threads? Isn't that essentially stealing from your employer if you aren't working while they are paying you?
Yeah, those of us who engage our brains are just so jealousE of you and your really "full" life of errands and tv.
January 8, 2013 1:25 PM
Did you seriously just try to correct my spelling? Ha hahahaha ha ha
What happens if your dh gets tired of you sitting on your ass? Suppose some sweet young thing catches his eye? No marriage is for sure.
What if his fat ass has a heart attack and keels over. Sure you might have some life insurance money but then what?
January 8, 2013 1:31 PM
Thanks for your concern, but I do have a bit of money of my own. DH likes having me at home, and guess what, HE LIKES ME. I keep him busy and his "fat ass" isn't running around on me.
Also, I guess I lied, because I do a little freelance work from home. So I'm not completely unemployed. But mostly.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3214285
Holy shit busypea doesn't know the answer to something? WTF, maybe the the Mayans just had the date wrong. The world must be ending.
DH likes having me at home, and guess what, HE LIKES ME.
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Everyone's dh likes them until they don't. Shit happens and nothing is guaranteed.
Good luck.
Everyone's dh likes them until they don't. Shit happens and nothing is guaranteed.
Good luck.
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YUP! I second that! Seen it happen one too many times.
OK, so as long as both parents are working, a divorce will not cause anyone to be financially hurting...oh, wait, that's not the case. Hmmmm
I prefer to enjoy my life in the present, and not let fear dictate what direction it will go. We prepared for me to leave the workforce (saving my salary for a year), I am enjoying time home with kids, and DH loves that he comes home to a clean home and a happy wife. He pitches in with the parenting, and we go to bed together happy...and satisfied. Yes, we may be sacrificing a vacation or two, but these years are precious and can't be replaced. It also means that weekends are for fun, and not cleaning or home projects. Works for us!
41 again. OKay {shrug} I am not terribly concerned, but I am also capable of quickly picking up the pieces and supporting myself if need be. Life is good.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3214249
I hoped somebody would ask why only private school is good enough for busypea's son.
So some day he'll be able to tell the difference between wife's and wives.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3214293
Seriously???? Chicken recipes??
I think most people can 48, just not the lazy "I run errands and sit on my ass all day for a living" type people.
meh some people just confuse word's that are spelled different but sound the same. Mrs. T does it all the time and she's not a sahw. She is supposedly a college educated teacher.
Sometime people make a typo. It doesn't make them dumb, this is a smack blog not a term paper.
Mistakes will be made. No one is perfect 100% of the time.
But if it makes you feel better to think you're superior to some anonymous bitch on the blog, fine, get down with your bad self.
I doubt every smack you've ever posted have been both free from spelling errors and grammatically correct.
Actually if you think you never make a spelling or grammar error I guess that would put you up in busypea's league. Good for you. You are special.
I have a "friend" who had another baby every 5 years so she could spread out her sahm years over 15 years.
Then, when her youngest was ready to start kindergarten, she decided he "needed another year at home".
Once he finally started school, she developed fibromyalgia, making it "impossible" for her to work (or keep house, or cook dinner, or volunteer at school...)
Her husband works 80 hours a week to support their family (and pay a housekeeper, and buy way too much carryout/convenience food).
She spends her days playing stupid facebook games, watching trash TV, and reading YA fiction.
Yes, I'm judging her. I think it sucks that she is lazy and yet has no problem with her husband working ridiculous hours to fund her laziness. Even if her husband was able to earn more without killing himself, I would still think it was lazy for her to not do anything - no housework/volunteer work/cooking.
No, I'm not jealous. I don't want my husband working himself to death so I can sit around and read Twilight or the Hunger Games. For now, we need both incomes - when the time comes that we don't, we'll both keep working and save the "excess". I actually like the career I chose for myself, so working is not something unpleasant
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3214310
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Creepy.
Has condescending the original Typhus, Mapshit replied to that Catholic post yet?
47Anonymous said... 47 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3214249
I hoped somebody would ask why only private school is good enough for busypea's son.
January 8, 2013 2:26 PM
I would hate to be her child's teacher.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3214310
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Creepy.
No kidding! The start of a new Hambeast comes to mind. Forgot the name of the original creepy pea mom.
I hoped somebody would ask why only private school is good enough for busypea's son.
So her kid won't have to interact with the likes of Lousewife and Rainbowcrappers snowflakes, for starters.
@456 - creepy? not so much to me (but i don't know Hambeast). total fucking freakazoid, yeah. overinvested in your kid's life much??
Wow, 36, amazing you can take time away from your high horse to post among us lowly and lazy smackers. Shouldn't you be planning your next "amazing" vacation???
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Awww, don't be jealous, honey. I know it's hard because you're a stay at home wife whose biggest accomplishment is emptying the dishwasher, but jealousy is really unbecoming.
It's funny how you stay at home lazies go from "you're just jealous of our awesome stay at home lives" to talking shit to those of us who work and create something of value for the world. HILARIOUS!
Yeah, those of us who engage our brains are just so jealousE of you and your really "full" life of errands and tv.
January 8, 2013 1:25 PM
Did you seriously just try to correct my spelling? Ha hahahaha ha ha
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You must be new around these parts. I wasn't correcting your spelling, dumbass.
56 we saw pics of hambeast w/the other pea mom. I haven't seen any pics of this ones kid, let alone the bf.
[sigh] heading to the other blog.
Has condescending the original Typhus, Mapshit replied to that Catholic post yet?
January 8, 2013 4:14 PM
Er, could we have the Englsh language translation of this, please?
"[sigh] heading to the other blog"
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Just came from there. Nuttin but crickets right now..... :(
I know lots of people who don't want to work but I've never met anyone who didn't need to work.
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Maybe if you knew people in a higher income bracket, you'd meet some who didn't need to work.
Yeah, those of us who engage our brains are just so jealousE of you and your really "full" life of errands and tv.
I am a highly educated professional who owns a successful business.
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If you are so highly educated, how come you can't think of anything better to do all day than watch TV?
I engage my brain plenty, thank you very much. I've been at work and I've been at home. My brain has been far more engaged at home than it ever was at work and I was a para legal for 18 years. I'm also a lot less stressed and much easier to live with now that I'm at home, which is good for my family.
'I don't give a shit if the rest of you want to/have to work. Why would my choices bother you?
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Exactly.
I'd be bored stiff, for one. I can't stand a long weekend with nothing big to do, let alone day after day after day...
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I feel sorry for you.
What happens if your dh gets tired of you sitting on your ass? Suppose some sweet young thing catches his eye? No marriage is for sure.
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What happens if your dh gets tried of you working all the time and don't have time for him anymore? Suppose some sweet young thing catches his eye? No marriage is for sure.
I think most people can 48, just not the lazy "I run errands and sit on my ass all day for a living" type people.
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No, the original misspelling of wife's was by someone who was working and not sitting on her ass all day. Top post on this page.
Yes, I'm judging her. I think it sucks that she is lazy and yet has no problem with her husband working ridiculous hours to fund her laziness.
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That's his choice.
those of us who work and create something of value for the world. HILARIOUS!
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Yeah, that is hilarious that you think that. I work and I don't think I'm creating anything of value for the world. For me and my family, yes, but not for the world.
http://video.foxnews.com/v/2081478293001/are-raising-generation-deluded-narcissists?intcmp=related
Yes it's from foxnews. Interesting video on the generation raised on "no child left behind".
I.E. You're not that special and neither are your children. Thankfully there are plenty of people who are still grounded enough not to think they're shit doesn't stink and are down to earth.
I swear, Lauren's panties get moist when someone mentions her name at the bukkit. She probably fingered herself to Steffie's thread.
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I'd be bored stiff, for one. I can't stand a long weekend with nothing big to do, let alone day after day after day...
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I feel sorry for you.
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The fact that I like to be busy makes you sorry for me? Yes, I like to have stuff to do. It could be working, it could be reading, it could be going somewhere or doing something. I don't think that makes me worthy of pity.
I'm starting to think there are one or more overly defensive SAHs on the blog today.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3214337
A case of a cold masquerading as the "flu"?
LOL at Yubon
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3214154
Wow, 36, amazing you can take time away from your high horse to post among us lowly and lazy smackers. Shouldn't you be planning your next "amazing" vacation???
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Awww, don't be jealous, honey. I know it's hard because you're a stay at home wife whose biggest accomplishment is emptying the dishwasher, but jealousy is really unbecoming.
It's funny how you stay at home lazies go from "you're just jealous of our awesome stay at home lives" to talking shit to those of us who work and create something of value for the world. HILARIOUS!
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Nice try, but I'm not a SAH. I'm also not so arrogant as to brag on an anonymous message board about my fabulous life. Perhaps you could buy some class with all your money? It is quite apparent that you don't have any. (also, if I were to get to your level, I would let you know that I don't unload dishwashers, the cleaning lady does that for me)
Not really LOL at yubon...she just dropped a turd and ran. Didn't explain what she means, or say where she goes. It was pretty lame, as trolls usually are.
Wasn't it Chele's (or however she spells it) who was engaged to the Hambeast? Didn't she have a wedding dress and everything? I never found out who dumped whom in that little soap opera.
Yubon needs to get laid.
And Jane needs to either let this blog go or pay attention.
I don't know how blogs work, does Jane get more money if she has lot's of comments? She used to give space right around 200, now it's who knows when.
She lets it go over two hundred because then she gets 2 clicks to read/comment versus one click.
She lets it go over two hundred because then she gets 2 clicks to read/comment versus one click.
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Or maybe she has a life?
Either way, don't read or post here if giving Jane clicks bothers you so much. You just won't let that click shit go.
Is she serious with these prices?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3214347
Is she serious with these prices?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3214347
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Holy shit. If I'm going to drop a couple hundred bucks on a purse, I'm going for something designer. I'd rather pay a couple hundred more for a well made leather purse.
The book purses are cute, but nearly $200 each?
Girl, please.
I sit on my ass and run errands all day long and I love it.
I don't give a shit if the rest of you want to/have to work. Why would my choices bother you?
I think you're jealous.
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fuck yeah I'm jealous. When I get up at 4 am to go to my job while my sahm and sahw friends get to sleep in, yeah I'm jealous.
but every time one of their husbands leaves them for a co-worker or some other pretty young thing (I'm in my early 40s. It's early mid-life crises for the men) I'm exceptionally glad I got my degree and didn't piss off my career so I could work a menial job to cover my bills after I pumped out a couple of kids.
Something like 50% of marriages ends in divorce. Those weren't odds I was willing to take.
If I'm going to peddle ass I'm going to make a lot more than a suburban housewife living.
Plus I don't have to worry about that middle aged spread by sitting on my ass all day.
I'm a SAHW but I don't sit on my ass all day. I work out, I spend time with my friends, I volunteer (how many of you sanctimonious bitches have spent time doing something for others?), I take long walks with my dog, I have mind blowing sex with my husband and he treats me like a queen.
Granted, we don't have kids to come and fuck everything all up but we are both happy and fulfilled. There isn't an ounce of jealously in our relationship because we still enjoy being around each other and treating each other like we did when we were newlyweds.
My husband works hard to provide me with the life I wanted. I didn't want to spend my time working for a living, I'd rather dedicate my time and energy to a cause that really matters. Like sick kids that need a friend or hungry people that need a meal.
I didn't want to spend my time working for a living
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at least you're honest
I'm a SAHW but I don't sit on my ass all day. I work out, I spend time with my friends, I volunteer (how many of you sanctimonious bitches have spent time doing something for others?), I take long walks with my dog, I have mind blowing sex with my husband and he treats me like a queen.
Granted, we don't have kids to come and fuck everything all up but we are both happy and fulfilled. There isn't an ounce of jealously in our relationship because we still enjoy being around each other and treating each other like we did when we were newlyweds.
My husband works hard to provide me with the life I wanted. I didn't want to spend my time working for a living, I'd rather dedicate my time and energy to a cause that really matters. Like sick kids that need a friend or hungry people that need a meal.
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Oh, you're not sanctimonious at all. Not one bit.
But, just for the record, this sanctimonious bitch manages to have a career (not a menial job), work out, raise 3 kids AND volunteer at a local hospice several times a month. Oh, and I blow my husband's mind at least 4 times a week.
Some of you are trying to justify your parasitic existences just a little too hard.
Many of my husband's friends have wives like you who believe their husbands are just totally happy to tow the boat alone while you sit back and run errands. Guess what your husbands say about you behind your back?
They wish you'd get off your lazy ass and work for once in your miserable lives.
I'm talking to those of you who are stay at home WIVES - not moms.
Nice try, but I'm not a SAH. I'm also not so arrogant as to brag on an anonymous message board about my fabulous life. Perhaps you could buy some class with all your money? It is quite apparent that you don't have any. (also, if I were to get to your level, I would let you know that I don't unload dishwashers, the cleaning lady does that for me)
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Who said I clean my own house?
Also, my "bragging" was in response to all the stay at home wives who were accusing those of us who work for a living of being jealous of their amazing existences.
You should stop talking shit until your reading comprehension improves. It makes you look kind of pathetic.
You sound like someone who's bitter because she has a shitty job and no choice but to go to it every day. You'd probably be a sit on your ass wife if given the opportunity, too.
I have mind blowing sex with your husband too 90.
Missed that you were quoting in your post 90. I'm doing that other bitches man.
Working for a living is doing stupid and menial shit. No one on here is a rocket scientist or curing cancer. I would rather do something that fulfills me and makes me feel good as a person, rather than being greedy so I can take 6 lame vacations a year.
Disneyworld ain't shit, ladies.
LMAO @ 494.
Your thought process is as pedestrian as your life.
Justify your parasitic existence however you must.
I know lots of people who don't want to work but I've never met anyone who didn't need to work.
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My husband made in excess of $300,000 last year; so yeah, I don't have to work!
Working for a living is doing stupid and menial shit. No one on here is a rocket scientist or curing cancer.
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So no one should work if they aren't do something spectacular? Really? If that where the case you'd be making your own latte's, dry cleaning your own clothes and cleaning your own house.
Fuck you and your "I'm to good to work" attitude.
I've seen some entitled shit over the years from peas but that takes the cake.
Jane is dead.
Two Peas just locked the thread about the crappy changes to the Customer Loyalty program...yeah that will really help business....losers.
I do clean my own house, I'm not a SAHP with fibro, I have the ability to clean my own home and I also own a coffee maker with a milk steamer.
I'm just saying that I'd rather spend my time volunteering with kids, the elderly and animals like I already do instead of pushing paper for 40 hours a week. I also have a husband with a good job that allows me to do this, if that changed I'd go out and get a job but I don't see that happening any time soon.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3214419
Who fucking cares that you are dating someone that looks like your son?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3214419
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Good for her, but he definitely looks young enough to be her son.
Whoops, great minds 501, should have refreshed.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3214419
Captain K is spot on in this thread.
#104 is Captain K.
Will you fucking bitches STUF about working not working. No one gives a flyting F.
I see dorkangel has stopped by.
#105 is thepolkadotdaisy.
K is right. That OP is a little too over impressed with herself. And the bathroom pic in that hideous jacket is precious.
She's definitely tiring to hard in the bathroom picture. It's only making her look older.
Sad thing is if she were a man no one would notice but I bet there's a lot of smack talk about her and her "boyfriend".
Who shops at forever 21 after the age of 25?
She looks really, really, really happy in those pics. Him - not so much. Look at his eyes.
I would guess this wont last long. I bet He's getting some "cougar sex'. (And LOTS of razing by his guy friends), Females his age are going "What the fuck are you thinking?" And there's a mother either biting her tongue hoping "this too shall pass" or else Moms giving him an earful and he'll stay with the cougar just to tick mom off......then BAM. He'll drop her like a hot potato.
Wonder what story she'll tell the Peas to save face?
Wonder what story she'll tell the Peas to save face?
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She won't say anything, before this post I never noticed her, so I doubt anyone will miss her if she stops posting.
She's stroking her ego because she has some body builder kid fucking her. For all we know, he's between bitches and he'll take what he can get until he finds his new 20something blonde.
My mom was 43 when she met my stepdad and she's now almost 70. They are 16 years apart, so he might stay with her.
The mirror picture SCREAMS trying too hard. And, FTR, I'm in my 40's and shop at Forever21. Not everything there is for the 20 something crowd.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3214498
This should be interesting. How long until mapchic(a) chimes in?
one two and THREEEEEE!!!! mapchica
Damn, that didn't take mapchic(a) long at all. I was giving her until the end of the night.
that gun executive order thread is steffie's latest attempt to turn the nsbr back into a comfie conservative bastion for frothers who think like she does
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Who shops at forever 21 after the age of 25?
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LOL, I was at Forever 21 last Saturday with my daughter, she was spending some Christmas gift cards. I ended up buying two cute shirts for myself. I'm 48.
Yeah we saw the picture thepolkadotdaisy.
PS I'd do you boyfriend in a heart beat but no way could I be in a serious relationship with someone young enough to be my son.
Yeah those peas screetching about the President "unilaterally imposing his will" were JUST FINE when GWB was circumventing the process with his 1,987 Executive Orders.
Tried to 'em that it would come back to bite them on the ass, but they're too fucking stupid to listen to anyone but Hannity.
*KKKath* sure has a high opinion of herself.
Typus: "Apparently lots of folks slept through the part of history class when they learned about prohibition. Making alcohol and the means to make alcohol illegal only increased violence and black market sales."
You mean like drug prohibition?
New space is up!
Typus: "Apparently lots of folks slept through the part of history class when they learned about prohibition. Making alcohol and the means to make alcohol illegal only increased violence and black market sales."
You mean like drug prohibition?
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And abortion.
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