Sunday, January 20, 2013

Space 1/20/13

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Anonymous said...

Thanks Carla!

Anonymous said...

SECOND!!

Anonymous said...

^^ Number Two ^^

MAPSHIT said...

NOOOO...TEH POPE IS AN ELITIST!!!!!!!!!!?!

Anonymous said...

He does have an awesome BMW SUV! Go Pope!

Anonymous said...

16 Anonymous said... 16
11Anonymous said... 11 Where did the crazy wingnut come from?

January 20, 2013 at 1:14 PM

Didn't you learn in elementary school not to end a sentence with a preposition?

"Where you be at?" LMAO!!! (For all the Nazi freaks here today!)

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Ebonics bitch. Learn it, live it, love it.

After all you can't criticize an African American's speech pattern, if you do you are racist.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3216948

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Am I the only one that is picturing Staph having this entire online dialogue with her son while they are both in the same room, noses in their devices?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3216989

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1) I'm surprised she just doesn't ask her church to bring over dinner every night around 6 until the kitchen is finished.

2) I'm not a germ-phobe but momof1child's suggestion to use the bathroom as a kitchen? Ewwww. No way in hell.

Anonymous said...

The blog is dead.

Anonymous said...

The blog has been innundated with teh stoopids and hostiles. I second the suggestion to go over to smashed peas. At least that blog owner will do something about the spammers.

Anonymous said...

I agree 9 and 10, but I went over there earlier and I caught a tumbleweed passing through it.

Anonymous said...

I got a virus from smashingpeas... no thanks.

Anonymous said...

You are retarded. You aren't going to get a virus from a wordpress blog. It has a standard setup and is as safe or safer than blogger.

The stupid here makes me laugh sometimes.

Anonymous said...

I got a virus going to that site.

Anonymous said...

Oh look, 13 is the internet and virus expert now. Nice.

Anonymous said...

And how, pray tell, did you know that it came from that site?

I went to that site daily during all of the spam here and have checked it out since and got nothing.

I also think you are an idiot.

Anonymous said...

Ebonics bitch. Learn it, live it, love it.

After all you can't criticize an African American's speech pattern, if you do you are racist.

January 20, 2013 at 3:45 PM

Okay Moonbat!

Anonymous said...

12Anonymous said... 12 I got a virus from smashingpeas... no thanks.

January 20, 2013 at 6:34 PM

Scripts are being ran on this site by Jane, not on the other one though. :P

Anonymous said...

Those ads on the side of a website page can give you a virus.

Anonymous said...

I got a rash from the other site.

Anonymous said...

Kendra visited the other blog and came home with an unpleasant discharge.

Anonymous said...

Kendra is an unpleasant discharge.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Apparently God was preoccupied with football today.

http://www.abqjournal.com/main/2013/01/20/abqnewsseeker/breaking-five-dead-in-south-valley-shooting.html

Anonymous said...

I think it's long ago barney. She goes through posting phases and is one at the moment. She was getting whacked around on here yesterday. All the troll posts are in her typical bat shit crazy over the top style.

Anonymous said...

Belated thanks cake diva.

Anonymous said...

It's so good to see that even the likes of typhus has a sense of humor.
From the bubble gun thread
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Was it an assault bubble gun? I mean, the amount of bubbles shot out of those things at once is downright scary and could get soap in kids' eyes.

Anonymous said...

She obviously has no clue what an assault gun is.

Anonymous said...

no she doesn't, does she?

Miss Cleo In The House!! said...

23 is obviously one of the crazy democrats who can't stand being called names. Poor thing.

25=Miss Cleo

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3217027

So the police did nothing? Bullshit!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3217028

So glad I missed Pennyring's wedding. Her colors were bright pink and orange. Those centerpieces she's describing sound horrific.

Anonymous said...

30 the more you show teh stupids the more you sound lik LAB.

Anonymous said...

31 Maybe she started that thread to get the gun people all riled up.

Anonymous said...

33Anonymous said... 33 30 the more you show teh stupids the more you sound lik LAB.

January 20, 2013 at 8:53 PM

And you make Republicans look good. Sorry you chose Moonbat.

Anonymous said...

32Anonymous said... 32 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3217028

So glad I missed Pennyring's wedding. Her colors were bright pink and orange. Those centerpieces she's describing sound horrific.

January 20, 2013 at 8:35 PM

The pictures were posted here or at the bucket (do not remember which). Those colors looked great. She, on the other hand, well..

Anonymous said...

Ok, I take that back (36 here). She's now posted pics of the centerpieces and OMG they look like a fire waiting to happen. That's not the pics I remember. I saw ones that were outside. Maybe just the decorations at the wedding. Definitely looked okay and were not overly tacky but that centerpiece O M G!

Anonymous said...

My eyeballs are bleeding after looking at those colors.

Anonymous said...

The blog has been innundated with teh stoopids and hostiles. I second the suggestion to go over to smashed peas
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What a great plan! The argumentative, stupid and hostile bitches would never think to look there...[insert eye roll]

Anonymous said...

Funny hiw Lauren is back in full force and desertpea shows up again. Hmmmm.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3217027

So the police did nothing? Bullshit!

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I found that odd also, but then again I don't believe a rape case can be wrapped up so neatly in 8 weeks either.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3217051

Just buy her something expensive, then come to the peas and ask which expensive item you should give.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3217013

Wow even mariah has done boudoir photos.

Holder wants *yer* guns! said...

Mornin' Moonies!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3216941

Wow. Really? Nothing better to do?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3217002

Geez. Taking a commerical a little too serious arent they? I would hate to be this uptight.

Anonymous said...

Wow. Really 45? Nothing better to do?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3217022

If I were the store owner and she argued with me the way she's arguing with the peas, I wouldn't have taken anything of hers. And told her bitchy self to leave.

Anonymous said...

I guess I'm tacky because I thought Pennyring's centerpieces were cute and whimsical; a nice change from the usual. What's the paint for? Did they paint the plates?

Anonymous said...

Isn't it interesting that desertpea and Lauren burst back onto the scene at roughly the same time?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3216952&pg=2

I'm starting to think tserenity is Skybarf's alter. Skybarf hasn't been around in a while, has she?

Anonymous said...

41, that thread has nothing to do with a rape case.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2829270

tserenity is Christina VanGinkel

Anonymous said...

Pats head of 53. You seem so proud of yourself.

Anonymous said...

54 feels so much better now. There, pats head of 54.

Anonymous said...

Touche

Anonymous said...

Pats head of 53. You seem so proud of yourself.
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What are you talking about, dumbass? 51 was questioning who tserenity was, 53 obliged. Christina has linked her website(s) more than once. No sleuthing necessary.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3217178

Doubtful.

Anonymous said...

Peality is so weird. During elections she is totally right up there with all the RWNJs. But in between she's perfectly sane and rational and makes perfect sense. Because with most of them it carries over into every aspect of their being, even refusing to drink from the left side of the cup :D But she's different. Like a switch goes off or something.

Anonymous said...

I see there are sock puppets galore on that JCP thread backing up Typhus. Didn't take her for the type but now I think about it it makes perfect sense that Ms Infallible has little "friends" making her case for her.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3217178

Her friend is 6'3"????? and overweight? If she's that tall and overweight she very well could weigh 300 pounds easily.

Anonymous said...

Well I see the peas is blowing up that Massage Centers facebook with mean comments. They love trying to ruin someone's business. This whole story is second hand on a message board of strangers. Who knows if this even happened?

Anonymous said...

Link, 62?

Anonymous said...

It's Natural Healing Center in Colorado. You can google it.

Apparently the girls mother posted on their FB and said this happened so maybe it did. Who knows. The girl is a VERY large person. She looks like she really might be 6'3" tall. She's super tall and a very big girl so she could easily weigh 300 pounds even if she doesn't look like it. Still no reason for the owner to be shitty but like I said, who knows if and how this really happened.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3217022

So some of them list clothes online and have strange people come to their homes to pick them up? Alrighty then. In the future, we will have a thread about a weirdo stalking them or some type of crime but hey go ahead and have strangers come to your home to pick up your kids hand me downs so you can make a measly $20 so you can keep sitting on your ass peaing.

Anonymous said...

I read she's 6'3" and weighs 250 lbs. She was well within their weight range! Did you read the comments on there - her TRAINER/COACH was posting on there and he's pissed, too! Someone was talking about calling a local TV station. LOL

Here's the link to the FB page:

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Natural-Healing-Center/373035226060352

Anonymous said...

They probably told her in a nice way that they could not accommodate her because of her weight and Miss Sandy Sensitive decided to make more than what really happened.

Boo fucking hoo....

Anonymous said...

http://www.yelp.com/biz/natural-healing-center-aurora

review on yelp says "this place is not exactly upscale"

i had a feeling it wasn't lol

Anonymous said...

59Anonymous said... 59 Peality is so weird. During elections she is totally right up there with all the RWNJs. But in between she's perfectly sane and rational and makes perfect sense. Because with most of them it carries over into every aspect of their being, even refusing to drink from the left side of the cup :D But she's different. Like a switch goes off or something.

January 21, 2013 at 1:05 PM

She must know how to stay on topic and let things go.

Anonymous said...

62Anonymous said... 62 Well I see the peas is blowing up that Massage Centers facebook with mean comments. They love trying to ruin someone's business. This whole story is second hand on a message board of strangers. Who knows if this even happened?

January 21, 2013 at 1:57 PM

Do you really think that's all Peas? I don't. I think those are her "rl" friends..mostly.

Anonymous said...

May a thousand large women descend upon this mean womans doorstep tomorrow! THAT would be worth putting on the news! lol

Anonymous said...

Kendra is repulsed by smelly, overweight people.

Anonymous said...

I thought pennyring had a Disney-themed wedding, not a Mardi Gras one. Or did they have a Mardi Gras theme AT Disney? Either way, those colors do not look good. Maybe if she had changed the tablecloth to something less loud.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3217250

I hate to say this but I really think she has more then she can handle with those boys.

I do wish her well though. I know I couldn't do it.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3217250

I'd be a bit more concerned about your boys fighting and getting suspended on the same day than I would about some sub principal. He's going to pray for you because your kids got issues.

Anonymous said...

I think she needs to focus more on her boys than worrying about what the assistant principal told her. Nice attempt to deflect the more serious issue at hand...her boys.

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3217250

Anonymous said...

Of course her kids have issues, she adopted them out of foster care. I hope she can help them but it won't be easy.

And yeah, the substitute principal "praying" for her is the least of her worries.

Anonymous said...

Ya think?

Anonymous said...

I'm about 20 pounds overweight. I've struggled with my weight my whole life. However...I'm so fucking tired of these disgustingly obese people crying about how businesses "embarrass" them by not being able to accommodate their girth. Humans shouldn't weight as much as baby cows, period. The problem is YOU, not the business that is set up to accommodate normal sized human beings. Lose a few hundred pounds if you're so "embarrassed" by your ample girth.

Anonymous said...

I am almost positive she made a comment on a thread a week or two ago about adopting ANOTHER kid. I remember it well because I was thinking she is the last person who needs another kid after all of the issues she has with the ones she has.

She is Sass Jr. She will be ready to give them back in a couple of years. And isn't she a single parent?

Anonymous said...

I'm about 20 pounds overweight. I've struggled with my weight my whole life. However...I'm so fucking tired of these disgustingly obese people crying about how businesses "embarrass" them by not being able to accommodate their girth. Humans shouldn't weight as much as baby cows, period. The problem is YOU, not the business that is set up to accommodate normal sized human beings. Lose a few hundred pounds if you're so "embarrassed" by your ample girth
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You seem sweet.

Anonymous said...

73 they had a Disney engagement lol.

Gracious Michelle Obama said...

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2013/01/21/first_lady_rolls_her_eyes_at_boehner_as_he_jokes_with_president.html

I love how Obama picks his nose at the end. Her demeaner is really uncalled for though. I mean really? He is third in line of command and she treats him like a piece of shit? Nice.

Anonymous said...

demeaner..lol

looks like the tan man's mommy is in the house.

Anonymous said...

I'm about 20 pounds overweight. I've struggled with my weight my whole life. However...I'm so fucking tired of these disgustingly obese people crying about how businesses "embarrass" them by not being able to accommodate their girth. Humans shouldn't weight as much as baby cows, period. The problem is YOU, not the business that is set up to accommodate normal sized human beings. Lose a few hundred pounds if you're so "embarrassed" by your ample girth
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You seem sweet.

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Lmao! You're probably the size of a baby elephant and think it's society's job to accommodate your slovenly ways.

It takes a lot of work to weigh 300+ lbs. why not apply that same effort to moving a body part other than your jaw once in a while?

Anonymous said...

Maybe he is a piece a shit. I mean when you get a lot of snot up your nose it's just accumulated crap breathed in from the air around you. Midge was probably thinking "oh no not again! He's gonna be honking stuff out of his nose all night after talking to that piece of shit".

Anonymous said...

Lmao! You're probably the size of a baby elephant and think it's society's job to accommodate your slovenly ways.

It takes a lot of work to weigh 300+ lbs. why not apply that same effort to moving a body part other than your jaw once in a while?
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Baby cows? Baby elephants? LOL I'm not obese and in some cases I do agree that people should just get up off their butts and do something about it but you seem really hostile about it. And I certainly don't think only fat people are slovenly.

If someone wants to weigh 300 pounds, I guess I just don't care that much. I'm not them, thank goodness, so they can live that way if they want to I guess. It's certainly not something that makes me as annoyed as you seem to be. LOL

Anonymous said...

Can you read? I'm not annoyed by these people. I am annoyed by their constant whining about how unfair the world is to them and the expectation that companies should accommodate their girth.

You want to be super fat? Awesome. Just don't complain that companies won't do anything to accommodate you.

Anonymous said...

Hi Hostile!

Anonymous said...

Hey fat hater, why haven't you done anything about your 20 pounds? Maybe *you* should stop working *your* jaw and get to stepping on those 20 pounds. I bet there are plenty of people who consider you slovenly as well.

Anonymous said...

84Anonymous said... 84 demeaner..lol

looks like the tan man's mommy is in the house.

January 21, 2013 at 8:33 PM

Demeanor, there, better dumbass?

Anonymous said...

^^^^ What psychosis looks like. ^^^^^^^

Anonymous said...

89Anonymous said... 89 Hi Hostile!

January 21, 2013 at 8:48 PM

That was a lame comment to her asking you to read. Learn some comprehension and stop with your lame "Hostile" attacks. How many times were you called that before trying to throw it around anyway? LOL

Anonymous said...

Pennyring is in da house.

Anonymous said...

babble babble babble

Anonymous said...

86Anonymous said... 86 Maybe he is a piece a shit. I mean when you get a lot of snot up your nose it's just accumulated crap breathed in from the air around you. Midge was probably thinking "oh no not again! He's gonna be honking stuff out of his nose all night after talking to that piece of shit".

January 21, 2013 at 8:38 PM

Midge? What?

Anonymous said...

YOU'RE A DEMONRAT MOONBAT LIBTARD WHO PICKS HER NOSE!!!!!!!!!!!11!! NAH NAH NAH!!!!!11!

Anonymous said...

I agree that the woman probably wasn't kicked out of that massage center and just had her feelings hurt. She probably embellished the story. I also agree that most need to stop whining and and do something about their size. However the "fat basher" sounds a little unhinged. LOL

Anonymous said...

Who said I'm not doing anything about my 20 lbs? I said I have struggled with my weight my whole life - I owned it. I've lost 15 pounds and have been working with a trainer to lose weight.

What I haven't done is expect the world to do anything different to accommodate my fat ass. It's MY issue. I own it. I'd like to claim a "metabolic problem" like most grossly overweight people do, but the truth is that my only problem working 60+ hours a week at a desk and not exercising nearly enough to make up for that.

Weigh as much you want, just don't whine when your fat ass can't fit into an airplane seat. And yes, there were comments to that effect in the "fat lady denied a massage" thread.

Anonymous said...

Fat basher is probably the obese one and hates herself. LOL

Anonymous said...

Midge? What?

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Not quite sure, since our friend hasn't yet mastered coherency, but I *think* it's retard-speak for Michelle O.

Anonymous said...

I see the Lonely Latino Lawyer is here tonight. Don't you have an upscale catalog to order something from?

Anonymous said...

Wow 97, you need to lay off the pipe!

Anonymous said...

WhoTF & WhatTF are you referring to? Learn to copy & paste!

Anonymous said...

Now THIS is a nosepick:

http://www.frot.co.nz/sift/images_sift/bush_nosepick.jpg

Learn from the master, Obombi.

Anonymous said...

99Anonymous said... 99 Who said I'm not doing anything about my 20 lbs? I said I have struggled with my weight my whole life - I owned it. I've lost 15 pounds and have been working with a trainer to lose weight.

What I haven't done is expect the world to do anything different to accommodate my fat ass. It's MY issue. I own it. I'd like to claim a "metabolic problem" like most grossly overweight people do, but the truth is that my only problem working 60+ hours a week at a desk and not exercising nearly enough to make up for that.

Weigh as much you want, just don't whine when your fat ass can't fit into an airplane seat. And yes, there were comments to that effect in the "fat lady denied a massage" thread.

January 21, 2013 at 8:56 PM

Good for you, keep up the good work. Don't let the hostility here keep you from posting either. They are smoking some weird ass shit tonight.

Anonymous said...

no one will click your lame ass link 105. not like it's a youtubeobvious vid.

Anonymous said...

100Anonymous said... 100 Fat basher is probably the obese one and hates herself. LOL

January 21, 2013 at 8:57 PM

Your pipe hates you. LOL

Anonymous said...

**LALALALALKALALALALALALALALALALALALA**

Anonymous said...

Good for you, keep up the good work. Don't let the hostility here keep you from posting either.


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Ditto.

Anonymous said...

Ditto.

January 21, 2013 at 9:09 PM


Lmao! You're probably a moochin' black momma and think it's society's job to accommodate your lazy ways.

It takes a lot of work to type things out. why not apply that same effort to moving a body part other than your jaw once in a while?


Anonymous said...

111Anonymous said... 111 Ditto.

January 21, 2013 at 9:09 PM


Lmao! You're probably a moochin' black momma and think it's society's job to accommodate your lazy ways.

It takes a lot of work to type things out. why not apply that same effort to moving a body part other than your jaw once in a while?




January 21, 2013 at 9:13 PM

So many dumbasses here again!

Anonymous said...

Duh midge is a pet name for Michelle.

Anonymous said...

Moonbat.

Anonymous said...

And it's not coherancy. It's coherance.

Anonymous said...

115Anonymous said... 115 Moonbat.

January 21, 2013 at 9:36 PM

Yes there are a lot of moonbats on tonight. Dumbasses too!

Anonymous said...

I'd say there's at least one very unhappy democrat on here who doesn't know how to communicate very well.

Anonymous said...

I found Working Class Dog's friend's Facebook page. She is a big woman. I wouldn't want her climbing atop one of my tables. The shop probably asked her how much she weighs, she got pissed and left, and it is blowing up from there. I feel bad for the woman, but sometimes people need to hit rock bottom before they get the motivation to change.

Anonymous said...

I found Working Class Dog's friend's Facebook page. She is a big woman. I wouldn't want her climbing atop one of my tables. The shop probably asked her how much she weighs, she got pissed and left, and it is blowing up from there. I feel bad for the woman, but sometimes people need to hit rock bottom before they get the motivation to change.

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I agree that the friend is a big woman. I have a feeling that the truth will come out - that she is, likely, exaggerating what happened. If not, this place deserves to be put out of business.

Anonymous said...

If not, this place deserves to be put out of business.
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No It doesn't.
If she gets on their table and it breaks, then they will be liable for any injuries she suffers and she'd probably sue the pants off them.
If they think she is too big to be on their table, then they should have the right to refuse her business.

Anonymous said...

If not, this place deserves to be put out of business.
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No It doesn't.
If she gets on their table and it breaks, then they will be liable for any injuries she suffers and she'd probably sue the pants off them.
If they think she is too big to be on their table, then they should have the right to refuse her business.

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I meant, if they did what she said they did - kick her out for being too fat and use words to that effect.

They're in the customer service business.

If they said, "sorry, we can't accommodate you," then I have no problem with that. Like I said: I'm sure she's exaggerating.

Anonymous said...

coherency

Anonymous said...

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Natural-Healing-Center/373035226060352

It looks like the massage place has taken down their FB page... guess they got too many complaints from her friends and family and the peas.

Anonymous said...

I feel bad for the woman, but sometimes people need to hit rock bottom before they get the motivation to change.
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Well obviously she's already past that point and is doing just fine. She just ran a half marathon for god's sake.

I feel horrible for her because obviously she must still look big even though she's lost a ton and is healthy now. It sounds like she is very tall which I'm sure is part of it, and she probably had a bulky winter coat on, etc.

BUT my guess is they didn't exactly call her "fat". I'm guessing she was very sensitive about whatever they said (and obviously they did a shitty job with customer service to make her feel that way) and might've exaggerated the actual wording a bit to her friend. Or maybe not - maybe the friend is the one that is exaggerating the wording to add a little extra spice to the story.

I just feel like the chance that someone at the massage place said "You're too fat for a massage" is extremely slim.

As for the bad rep and Facebook page bashing, eh, I don't feel bad for the place...they obviously made this customer feel like shit, regardless of the exact vocabulary used.

Anonymous said...

I was surpised to see LJ posting on that facebook page. Does she even post at the bucket anymore? Does her Mom post at the bucket still? (I haven't been paying attention in class I guess).

Anonymous said...

Lmao! You're probably a moochin' black momma and think it's society's job to accommodate your lazy ways.

It takes a lot of work to type things out. why not apply that same effort to moving a body part other than your jaw once in a while?

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I found no humor in your statement, just stupidity.

Anonymous said...

114Anonymous said... 114 Duh midge is a pet name for Michelle.

January 21, 2013 at 9:36 PM

Never heard that before. @@

Clearly, looking at that video, she's a racist. How dare them put a white man next to her. Even if her husband has to work with him daily. @@

Anonymous said...

Whoever JustPissy is, your thread about NaniWEbb's daughter is way over the line. I love this place, but that was just not funny. Being mean to an innocent little girl? Grow up.

Anonymous said...

Seriously. Worthless uppity bitch needs to stop chewing, get up off her fat ass and refill his scotch.

Anonymous said...

Naniwebb is the one that called out Beadhound. I wonder if..

Anonymous said...

Whoever JustPissy is, your thread about NaniWEbb's daughter is way over the line. I love this place, but that was just not funny. Being mean to an innocent little girl? Grow up.
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+1000. There are plenty of dumbass peas to smack on; leave the kids alone.

It doesn't look like she's wearing a flipper anyway.

Anonymous said...

I can't imagine a message therapist having to bury their hands into hundreds of pounds of flesh and fat in order to work out the knots in backs and shoulders of super obese people, but I guess that's what you sign on for when you choose the profession.

Anonymous said...

What could the owner say that would have **NOT** offended her? Sorry, but our tables cannot accommodate your weight, please accept our apology?

I get the suspicion that this lady is a drama whore.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Lowrent is ramping up. Two shit-stirring threads in just the first few on the board.

I wish people would just stop answering her posts.

Anonymous said...

Clearly, looking at that video, she's a racist. How dare them put a white man next to her. Even if her husband has to work with him daily. @@

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Please tell me this is all sarcasm. You cannot seriously have got all that from the video.

Anonymous said...

Well obviously she's already past that point and is doing just fine. She just ran a half marathon for god's sake.
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Are you sure she ran the half marathon? I've seen plenty of morbidly obese women do half marathons, and they aren't running them.

Anonymous said...

Something is so fishy about the fat girl massage story.

She never came right out and exactly quoted what she was told, just that she was "too fat."

She called the place to find out about the weight limits for their table and probably didn't identify herself, either.

I think this is more a case of the butthurt than fat discrimination. And you know, how is it discrimination if the place doesn't have a table to accommodate your gargantuan ass? Normal people do not weigh 300+ pounds, period.

Being grossly overweight is not a disability. Business should not be forced to accommodate obesity like it's cancer.

Anonymous said...

agree that the woman probably wasn't kicked out of that massage center and just had her feelings hurt. She probably embellished the story. I also agree that most need to stop whining and and do something about their size. However the "fat basher" sounds a little unhinged. LOL
January 21, 2013 at 8:56 PM

This. Exactly this.

Anonymous said...

No one is bashing fat people. Their sense of entitlement is being bashed.

Weigh as much as you please, but don't cry when that excludes you from taking part in certain activities.

Anonymous said...

and Lauren is at again, baiting us by stating that there are more people killed in car accidents than by guns every year. What she fails to mention is that those deaths were "accidents" not a the result of a random pyscho taking aim at innocent people.

Anonymous said...

Lauren is a psychotic troll. Too bad the peas will always take her bait.

It's why she won't leave the bukkit.

Anonymous said...

Lauren is a psychotic troll. Too bad the peas will always take her bait.

It's why she won't leave the bukkit.

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Word.

I also think the bukkit is that wench's only source of social contact because she's driven everyone around her away. Another reason she won't leave.

And the biggest reason she won't leave, of course, is that she can say whatever the fuck she wants to say and the powers that be let her stay. I'm still struggling to understand how Desert Pea got banned but Lauren only got a 30 day suspension for using hate language.

Crazy.

Anonymous said...

I just saw desertpea posting the other day?

When was she banned?

As horrible as Lauren is, it's even more horrible that the asshats who run 2peas won't ban her. She's the very definition of hate-speak and breaks their TOU's constantly.

But then again, so did squeals the pig and many others who weren't banned.

Sad fact is, TPTB at 2peas are just mental midgets who dont give a shit as long as the hits keep comin'

Anonymous said...

I'd have no problem with L'Urine not getting banned if the no ban thing was consistent.

You don't want to censor? Fine by me. But the bukkit flunkies do censor and ban and do it in some crazy-azz nonsensical manner.

They fucking suck

Anonymous said...

I'd have no problem with L'Urine not getting banned if the no ban thing was consistent.

You don't want to censor? Fine by me. But the bukkit flunkies do censor and ban and do it in some crazy-azz nonsensical manner.

They fucking suck

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EXACTLY!

They banned Policing the Peas for cursing, I think.

Either you let it be a free for all or you don't. It seems like lots of the old timers get free passes to say whatever vile things they feel like saying.

Anonymous said...

I just saw desertpea posting the other day?

When was she banned?

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I was thinking of Beautiful Morning, not Desert Pea. Sorry.

BM was an idiot and a drama whore, too, but I don't see how she's gone and Lauren stayed.

Anonymous said...

Either you let it be a free for all or you don't. It seems like lots of the old timers get free passes to say whatever vile things they feel like saying.

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Duh, tier one's have free reign. They are the queen bee mean girls.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3217393

Totally worthy of a PSA. Totally.

Fucking bored housewives.

Anonymous said...

I was thinking of Beautiful Morning, not Desert Pea. Sorry.

BM was an idiot and a drama whore, too, but I don't see how she's gone and Lauren stayed.
January 22, 2013 at 1:57 PM
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Ah, gotcha.

And I completely agree with you. It's completely indefensible that BM was banned when L'Urine wasn't.

Anonymous said...

is that the "my reusable shopping bag was stolen. . . waaaah!!" thread?

My eyes rolled back so far in my head that I nearly lost them.

What kind of fucktard doesn't keep an eye on their stuff in their cart while out in public? Fucking duh.

Anonymous said...

oops, 151 was referring to the link in 149

Looks like I'm having my own fucking duh moment.

Anonymous said...

152, it's awesome you knew which thread was linked in 149 without even opening it.

LMFAO!!!

Anonymous said...

Holy shit. A "PSA" over a fucking 99 cent grocery bag?? If she had been carrying she could have capped someone's ass and taken her bag back.

Anonymous said...

If everyone would just give Lauren the attention she really deserves, which is not, she might find another board to fuck with. I despise the bitch and you won't see me responding to her drivel even when it's shit that I care deeply about. Refuse to give her what she wants and she will go away or at least slow down. But nope, all the peas have to argue with her or take up for her, giving her exactly what she's there for. Trouble.

Anonymous said...

If she had been carrying she could have capped someone's ass and taken her bag back.
January 22, 2013 at 2:18 PM

DAMN straight!!!!! This is MeriCUH, where we should all have the right to whip out our guns and fuckin' take back our shoppin' bags!!!!! We need to get those THUGS and DRUGLORDS that are endangering our wimminz!

Where was that nice young man in Utah when doodlebug needed him in the Safeway??????

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3217368

Thank God kelpea was available to report Cara's every move... ::sarcasm::

Anonymous said...

Something is so fishy about the fat girl massage story.

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I think it's the OP that created Armywife and posting on her behalf. Typing from your iphone will not cause those weird characters, but copying and pasting sure will. Somebody is lying, so the credibility of the story went out the window for me.

Anonymous said...

With WorkingClassDog, you can pretty much always assume that there's lying, exaggeration, or some other fishy thing going on.

She's a serial drama mama.

Anonymous said...

Typing from your iphone will not cause those weird characters, but copying and pasting sure will.
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True.

I'm sure something was said or intimated about the fat girl's weight. But I think she got all butthurt and exaggerated, and now the whole story is spiraling out of control.

If the owner really was a coldhearted bitch, then I hope her business suffers. But if the fat girl exaggerated and lies b/c her widdle feewings were hurt, I hope she suffers equally serious consequences.

Anonymous said...

156Anonymous said... 156 If she had been carrying she could have capped someone's ass and taken her bag back.
January 22, 2013 at 2:18 PM

DAMN straight!!!!! This is MeriCUH, where we should all have the right to whip out our guns and fuckin' take back our shoppin' bags!!!!! We need to get those THUGS and DRUGLORDS that are endangering our wimminz!

Where was that nice young man in Utah when doodlebug needed him in the Safeway??????

January 22, 2013 at 2:46 PM

The moonbat democrats are back tonight. ^^

Anonymous said...

I really hope we get to see/hear the news coverage of the fat massage story.

If nothing is aired, I have to wonder if it's because they didn't find the massage-denied lady and her story credible.

Anonymous said...

Ah, the RWNJ freak is back.

Shoo, troll.

Anonymous said...

what happened on the naniwebbEMT thread? I looked for it on the first 5 or so pages, but couldn't find it? Was it deleted?

Anonymous said...

The moonbat democrats are back tonight. ^^

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Aerofart, don't you have a sister to fuck?

Anonymous said...

I've never had such long hair as I do now. It's down to my butt (which is long b/c it's curly).
^^^^^^^^
isn't BergdorfBlonde over 50-in her 60s even? I can't imagine how scary she looks with butt-length hair. FMR she's a total loon.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3217340

Anonymous said...

165Anonymous said... 165 The moonbat democrats are back tonight. ^^

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Aerofart, don't you have a sister to fuck?

January 22, 2013 at 3:39 PM

Awww, aren't you special!

Anonymous said...

Dems bash wingers and the wingers get their panties in a twist. Dems agree with wingers and wingers get their panties in a twist. Fuck.

Anonymous said...

166 I think you have Bergdorf mixed up with someone else. She's in her 40s, max. I think she may even be in her late 30s.

Anonymous said...

But you're right about her being a loon ;)

Anonymous said...

Really, 170? I could swear that she has grown kids-like in their 20s or 30s. And all her crazy stories about her DH's nephew that was murdered mentioned him being like in his 40s.

But I guess she could just be married to a skeevy old man or something!

Glad to know I'm not the only one who thinks she's a total loon. ;) She really does come off as a total whack job.

Anonymous said...

Well, it looks like the news station that was going to cover massagegate...hasn't covered massagegate after all.

I wonder why????

Anonymous said...

Are you local to the area 172??

Anonymous said...

I am, 173. It wasn't covered on the 5:00 newscast, anyway. Maybe they'll cover it later?

Anonymous said...

Hasn't BB mentioned her thirty-year-career as a paralegal, or is that somebody else? I always took her to be in her fifties, at least.

Either way, she's a fruitcake.

Anonymous said...

Maybe 174...I'm just interested in the response from the spa. Wonder how they will play it off if there is no newscast??

Anonymous said...

I'm feeling like no news coverage means that there is more to the story than we're being told. Like the offended party exaggerating what really happened or not being believable.

I'm interested to hear how, or if, Working Class Dog and her friend will spin it if the news opts not to cover.

Maybe, "OMG! The news station said my friend is too fat to feature!"

Anonymous said...

Bergdorf is over 50. She has said so many times.

Anonymous said...

Any1 else find the kinley-P story about her sister, odder and odder? I thought the sister was perfect? now she has a kid she gave up? WTF. white trash rednecks

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3217208

BWHAHAHAHAH!!! I can TOTALLY see a pea having an epic level meltdown because her soon-to-be MIL got her a cookbook with all of her fiance's favorite childhood recipes in it?!?! Of course the motivation behind it would be the MIL trying to control the DIL, bla, bla, bla!

Anonymous said...

I wonder if anyone will ask working class dog about the news coverage of her friend's drama? Her thread seems to have fallen off the front page.

Tundra Barbie said...

Librul lamestream media coverup, obvs.

Anonymous said...

Lmao!!! Obvi, 182.

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3217396


Since when is jenmarvel a teacher? I thought she was a MWAC who liked take pictures of herself and her dirty house and kids.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3217464

Of course, BP would choose a lip balm that is morally superior to everybody else's. I'm surprised it doesn't cost a bundle, too.

Anonymous said...

I only use lip balm that is made of the wax of fairy bees and hand milled by elves who reside in the forests of Germany. The balm is expensive, as fair trade, fairy winged beeswax balm should be.

Anonymous said...

184, you are thinking of Angela Marvel, or something like that. Not the same pea.

Anonymous said...

187 here. This is the link for 184

Anonymous said...

169Anonymous said... 169 166 I think you have Bergdorf mixed up with someone else. She's in her 40s, max. I think she may even be in her late 30s.

January 22, 2013 at 4:49 PM

Wrong!


BergdorfBlonde
Getting blonder every day

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Uhoh, maybe we're all getting old!! The whole show does have a frantic pace to it. I feel like I need a xanax! (I did just turn 52 yesterday though, so maybe I'm officially too old for this show!)
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as of last year in november

Anonymous said...

Oh noes Mapchica! The Vatican just announced that they approve of new gun control measures!

Anonymous said...

The massagegate interview was cancelled for a shooting story? Funny how they still needed filler and went with a cat stuck on an electrical pole story instead.

Anonymous said...

It's bs anyway 191. When they record a piece like massagegate they cannot tell the subjects whether or not it will actually because they don't know that. And they do not call them up later with explanations of any kind for why it did not make the cut. Those decisions are made on the fly by show production teams. Thus easy deniability all the way around for people like fat girl who claim it was taken up by the TV station.

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the Holiday Inn/Autistic boy story...the peas went CRAZY over it, then it just died down, and the hotel never did issue any kind of statement. The family in that story didn't want to get involved either, some pea hear about it, and took off with the story.

Anonymous said...

Did WCD seriously say that she guesses a shooting is more important than her fat friend's dumb special interest story?

Anonymous said...

Oh noes Mapchica! The Vatican just announced that they approve of new gun control measures!


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*munches popcorn*

Father Paterno said...

It's such a waste to lose such delightful children to gun violence.

Anonymous said...

What the fuck is up with I-95? Does that bitch need to disagree with EVERYONE?

Anonymous said...

196- wow just wow. That's disgusting on so many levels.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of I-95. Someone here the other day asked whatever happened to RedheadBrandi. Do you guys remember how I-95 was obsessed with Brandi and her husband? She was totally obsessed with them and always kissing their butts and praising them. It was weird. She would say things like she was old enough to be their parents but if she wasn't she'd be into them.

Anonymous said...

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/22/opinion/leeches-lye-and-spanish-fly.html?smid=fb-share&_r=0

Since this week is the 40th anniversary of Roe vs. Wade, here is a good article about historical means of inducing abortion (which could become current means if the Karalynns of the world have their way).

Anonymous said...

The peas just keep saying the massage owner called her fat and she left crying and the owner didn't do anything. How do they even know that's what happened? Maybe the owner did say they couldn't accomodate her size (without saying you are fat!) and then the lady left and had her feelings hurt and cried. Ok, I don't blame her for having her feelings hurt but that doesn't mean the owner was rude or mean or called her fat and didn't care that she cried. She may not have even realized that the lady was butt hurt until she had her FB blown up by comments.

I really think the fat woman just blew this out of proportion but of course the peas aren't happy unless they can "bring someone down" and yet they think us blog bitches are mean.

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