2Anonymous said... 2 duh no shit sherlock at 201. it just happens to be a stupid braggy joke.
January 29, 2013 at 3:34 PM
You must have missed 199. 201 goes with 199. Damn shame some of you need to be instructed on how to "keep up". Now it's your turn to bash me back..carry on.
eh, I think cleaning is over rated. If you came over to my house you wouldn't know that I only mop my floors once a month...if that. I spot mop, but full out mopping? AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT! I think my being a pig, as #204 called it, is the reason I hardly ever get sick!
eh, I think cleaning is over rated. If you came over to my house you wouldn't know that I only mop my floors once a month...if that. I spot mop, but full out mopping? AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT! I think my being a pig, as #204 called it, is the reason I hardly ever get sick!
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LMFAO @ "AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT!" (loved that viral video), but cringing at you being proud of being dirty.
Cleaning is overrated, huh? Yeah, little things like basic health and sanitation are really overrated. Gross.
Except if you clean regularly and keep up on it, it actually doesn't take as long and doesn't seem as daunting of a process. It is easier to keep things clean than it is to let them get disgusting and then trying to recover from it.
Basic health and sanitation = take out the trash, wash the dishes, throw any old food away, clean the toilet and run a Clorox wipe over stuff. Company ready = so much more than that!
Except if you clean regularly and keep up on it, it actually doesn't take as long and doesn't seem as daunting of a process. It is easier to keep things clean than it is to let them get disgusting and then trying to recover from it.
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Word. My house is VERY clean 99% of the time, and I probably spend less time cleaning that 99% of these dirty bitches because I keep up on it. I spend an hour or two every day cleaning and maybe two hours on Saturday to deep clean.
Carpets look new, closets are organized and certainly no funk on my floors or countertops.
It's not magic. It just involves not being lazy or slovenly.
Runners have found a sport they really enjoy. As do football players, basketball players, et al. I think that's great.
However, when a person starts talking about how "proud" they are of themselves, mention their sport at every single opportunity, and consider themselves an "expert" in their field, then they have crossed over from being an enthusiast to being self-obsessed.
Plenty of runners are driven by insecurity, lack of self-esteem, and a desire to control a part of their lives.
Their hobby defines them. I think they live in fear of not being able to run. They have nothing else in their lives. Running is who they are. Everything revolves around running, their training, their upcoming races, their workouts, their taper weeks, their nutrition, etc.
EVERYTHING is running. They are NOTHING without running.
Their bodies may be healthy, but their minds are not. When you think about it, running is one of those sports that produces nothing. It's very singular. It only benefits the sole runner.
I agree, 217. People who are that obsessed with anything are unhinged in one way or another. I don't care if you define yourself by your religion, your occupation, your marital status, your children, whatever...being so singularly focused on one thing is unhealthy.
Yes, it's better than focusing your attention on alcoholism or drug abuse, but it's not necessarily an indicator of a healthy personality.
Jesus, have you cleaning nazis ever had a time in life when life got out of control and wasn't going along as planned and you didn't keep up with certain things? It doesn't mean you are disgusting lazy cow who lives that way always, it just means you're human and living real life and not an imaginary 99% perfect pea life. Get a grip.
Jesus, have you cleaning nazis ever had a time in life when life got out of control and wasn't going along as planned and you didn't keep up with certain things? It doesn't mean you are disgusting lazy cow who lives that way always, it just means you're human and living real life and not an imaginary 99% perfect pea life. Get a grip.
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Um.....not mopping your floors for a month isn't life getting out of control. It's called being a dirty fucking person.
You need to get a grip. Don't get all butthurt because I won't affirm your choice to live like a slob.
Um.....not mopping your floors for a month isn't life getting out of control. ****
Yes it most certainly could be. I truly hope you never get hit by real life shit and have to experience life getting out of control, you clueless judgmental bitch.
If I weren't able to physically clean, my husband or my kids would take over. The house wouldn't just go to hell in a hand basket, but I expect more from my family than most Peas.
Um.....not mopping your floors for a month isn't life getting out of control. ****
Yes it most certainly could be. I truly hope you never get hit by real life shit and have to experience life getting out of control, you clueless judgmental bitch.
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From one judgmental bitch to one dirty bitch:
I'm LMAO at your assumption that I've never been hit by "real life shit."
Get over yourself. Go curl up and cry in one of the filthy corners of the hovel you call home.
Remember the wife swap show? How about that one lady who spent SIX HOURS cleaning every single day? She was married to the guy who made everybody drink coffee through a straw. Anyway, there's clean and then there's having no identity except for your clean house. "Company ready" is not the same as day to day cleaning just to keep up, no matter who you are. just saying
Remember the wife swap show? How about that one lady who spent SIX HOURS cleaning every single day? She was married to the guy who made everybody drink coffee through a straw.
You bitches can't read. I spend an hour, maybe two cleaning, and that includes laundry. I know it's hard for you slobs to wrap your dirty little brains around, but some of us care about the space that we and our families inhabit.
Oh, and here's a shocker for you dirty stay at home moms: I WORK. FULL TIME.
Some of us really just aren't pigs. I know it's hard to understand.
Your kids are the ones who'd rather come to my house, though, because they don't have to kick shit off the couch to sit down and we actually sit and eat together in a CLEAN kitchen.
Good for you number 28! You keep tellin' 'em how clean and neat you are. That'll show'em.
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Oh, please. They keep coming here with their bullshit about how hard it is to keep their houses clean and how those of us who do it must spend 12 hours a day cleaning, so I guess we're both trying to prove a point, right?
34 I agree with you. I don't understand the dirty peas and why anyone would defend that filth. Not mopping your floor in a month because you're "too busy". Same ones who say they are "too busy" to put on a little makeup or not walk out of the house with wet hair. Things that take 5 or 10 minutes to do but they just can't because they are so busy being a SAHM to their precious children. You know they don't pay attention to their kids when they are peaing all day.
Wow, 28/29, you have really shown me the error of my ways, you make me want to be a superior person just like you, clearly you are perfection in every area of your life, we dirty slobs should worship at your feet!!,!,!,!,!,!,!,,,,,,,! I'm sry I never saw it before, all I need to do is be just like some anonymous bitch on a smack blog and my life will be perfect tooooooooooooo.
my perfect house is right on the beach. 7509 sq ft of ocean view perfection in Arizona, came with a footman and keys to the private garden.
And read up a few posts, bitch. You and your dirty friends were crying about how people with clean houses don't have real lives, so yeah. You are making it out be the hardest thing in the world.
You wanna be a fucking slob? Awesome. Just own it. Don't act like you're too busy living life to wipe the fucking filth off your counters once in a while. Just own that you're a lazy fucking bitch and move the fuck on already.
Ariana is posting on this thread. Where has she been? ______________
Hating life in Arizona, four bratty kids who trash her house constantly, no money, no life outside her house, hubby at work 24/7 (aka avoiding the family/house), you know, living the LDS dream. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++
This is so spot on. You forgot to add that her kids all have weird names. I got shocked with each pregnancy, thinking what is she doing, she can't afford this. Her boy is too big to be in a stroller and breastfeeding a 2 year old is plain weird, at least she stopped homeschooling. I'm amazed that she's able to blog about her life daily!
Actually, heart surgery is my night job. What's yours, dearie?
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serously? this is your retort? you bitches are as dumb as you are dirty.
My night job is fucking your husband. He loves doing me on a bed that's not covered in dorito crumbs and dirty laundry. He didn't know sheets weren't supposed to be sticky til we started fucking.
lmao....bunch of asses going back and forth over what makes a house clean..damn I need some popcorn and a glass of wine. Live your life as you fit...dirty, clean, who gives a crap; just be thankful you have a home to live in. One that you can dirty up or clean as you see fit. Big babies.
I'd invite everyone of you bitches over and you'd see that my house isn't disgusting...and I don't spend hours cleaning daily. I don't live in filth either. I spend maybe 10 mins max per day cleaning, and maybe an hour on the weekends. Again, no allergies and I never get sick. Being super clean IS over rated. When you are 6 feet under nobody is going to remember, or praise, you for having an immaculate house.
Anybody else thinking that shannoninkc is sitting back and laughing her ass off because she had every intention of starting the reclining wars again with this thread? LOL
I thought the same thing, 65. I bet this pea is in the hotseat for being shitty at her job in general and wants to make up some lame excuse for why The Man is trying to fire her.
serously? this is your retort? you bitches are as dumb as you are dirty.
My night job is fucking your husband. He loves doing me on a bed that's not covered in dorito crumbs and dirty laundry. He didn't know sheets weren't supposed to be sticky til we started fucking.
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Lol. Seriously, that is YOUR retort? That is sooooooo classy. I just knew it, your perfect life brings all the boys to the yard? & that snds better to u than having a dirty dish left in the sink? you really are soooooooo good,
No, it isn't abut being super clean but seriously having stacks of dishes in the sink for more than a day, not mopping your floors for a month and god knows what else...that is truly disgusting.
I don't let my life revolve around cleanliness, but on any given day I wouldn't be embarrassed or rushing around to clean up the rooms I use for entertaining if someone wanted to drop by.
No, it isn't abut being super clean but seriously having stacks of dishes in the sink for more than a day, not mopping your floors for a month and god knows what else...that is truly disgusting.
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OH EM GEE! Let it go already. Nobody cares about how superior you think you are.
56Anonymous said... 56 From what I can tell, there are at least 3 or 4 different people commenting about cleaning. Maybe Ms. Argumentative is the dirty bitch.
When you are 6 feet under nobody is going to remember, or praise, you for having an immaculate house. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
No, but while you're alive, everyone's talking about you behind your back and saying what a gross house you have! Dumbass.
I don't have the cleanest house on the block, but 10 minutes a day is all you clean? That's nasty. You can't even load the dishwasher and do a load of laundry in 10 minutes.
For all the super clean blog bitches: http://www.everydayhealth.com/allergies/cleaning-and-allergies.aspx?xid=aol_eh-allergy_4_20130128_&aolcat=ABO&ncid=webmail44
Payson and Ember, boy the Mormons sure do love some stupid names. If they're trying to take over the world they might want to start naming their kids some more white bread, I can't see Chief Justice Payson taking the bench any time soon.
^^^ Why do they post all that private stuff about their kids? I mean, it's natural and every kids goes through it- but talk about it with your FRIENDS, don't post about it on a scrapbook board!!
Oh, wait... They are Peeeaaass! That's why they post it in public! *snicker*
I don't have the cleanest house on the block, but 10 minutes a day is all you clean? That's nasty. You can't even load the dishwasher and do a load of laundry in 10 minutes. ~~~
I live alone you moran and I clean as I go. Not every Pea is a fucking pig and eats ALL.DAY.LONG!
86 here again. You clean peas must be fucking slobs if you have to clean for hours a day. If you just fucking pick up after yourself and teach your stupid sneauxflakes to pick up after themselves you would have a much cleaner house without cleaning for hours a day. No wonder all you "ladies" are fat!
Clean peas must be slobs? Erm no, it is called breaking your house up into sections each day. I don't take hours to clean every room daily. Each day I concentrate on a different room for about 45 minutes and then my weekends are free and I don't have to spend my days off doing chores.
87, there's a difference between picking up papers, books, and things lying around and doing the ACTUAL CLEANING. You know, like dusting, spraying, vacuuming, mopping. No way you can keep up with your house on 10 minutes a day. No way.
10 minutes a day to pick up the clutter? Sure. But not for CLEANING.
Icedpea again annoying the shit out of me! She's asked for enough relationship advice to write a fucking book. Every. Single. Post. My theory? She's actually cheating on her loser of a husband and the posts she makes on behalf of her "friend" are either BS or attention-whoring. Or both.
(Can we please have a break from the clean house/dirty house bickering? Fuck me!!)
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219003 What the fuck is Anabella's point? I'm so hot I had two dates for Valentine's Day??
When my three kids were home my house was pretty darn clean, they all had chores. Now that they're gone its all up to me, and I just don't have enough time to keep up with everything if I also want to enjoy life. so there.
Does anyone remember the Pea (from a few month back), that had to stay home with her autistic child while her hubby traveled and did things with a female co-worker?
I think he was planning on flying someplace with this woman while wifey stayed home. She got all bent out of shape when the Peas told her she was an idiot to think he wasn't cheating on her.
What was her Pea Name? Did she ever update on whether or not he did go out of town with his co-worker?
Also she deleted her posts on the original thread where she told the story about her DH and the other woman. I just looked at the thread and it's still there, but her stuff is gone.
TaurusGirl has been posting about Uggs, iPads and other expensive stuff since that lame update of hers. Her husband is just gifting her shit to keep her mouth shut.
So TaurusGirl is fine with her husband fucking another broad as long as her husband keeps giving her stupid, chinese made crap. Nothin' like integrity!
Yes! TaurusGirl. That's the one I was thinking about.
I thought of it today because I have a niece whose jerk-wad husband has had a friend that is a girl (but NOT his girlfriend - yeh right - insert eye roll here) for going on a year now.
Jerk-wad insists she's nothing more than a friend ( they go to bars, festivals and all day trips together while niece stays home with disabled kid). He tries to make her feel bad for thinking something is going on. At Christmas he bought niece a Nook, perfume and nightgown. (Turns out he bought a nightgown for his "friend" too. Yeah, nothing going on there!)
Made me think of TaurusGirl- almost the same exact scenario. I think both my niece and TG are idiots.
Yes! TaurusGirl. That's the one I was thinking about.
I thought of it today because I have a niece whose jerk-wad husband has had a friend that is a girl (but NOT his girlfriend - yeh right - insert eye roll here) for going on a year now.
Jerk-wad insists she's nothing more than a friend ( they go to bars, festivals and all day trips together while niece stays home with disabled kid). He tries to make her feel bad for thinking something is going on. At Christmas he bought niece a Nook, perfume and nightgown. (Turns out he bought a nightgown for his "friend" too. Yeah, nothing going on there!)
Made me think of TaurusGirl- almost the same exact scenario. I think both my niece and TG are idiots.
January 30, 2013 at 3:38 PM ______________________________________
Yeah I know it's a school so it's ironic but really, you are going to mark it up with a red pen and send it back? Looks to me like the OP is pissed that how dare they say her DD needs help. She won't admit that but I bet she is.
"However, our whole lifestyle is different than the typical American family. Americans value independence and autonomy, but we our raising our children to remain interdependent." stampbooker
Translation: My children will never leave my house. I will never let them have a life of their own.
86 here again. You clean peas must be fucking slobs if you have to clean for hours a day. If you just fucking pick up after yourself and teach your stupid sneauxflakes to pick up after themselves you would have a much cleaner house without cleaning for hours a day. No wonder all you "ladies" are fat! --------------------------------------------------
You sound like such a lovely person. Bless your heart.
Sounds like y'all are talking about different things when you talk about 'cleaning'. I only spend about a half hour 'cleaning', but I don't count daily maintenance stuff as cleaning (eg. loading/unloading the dishwasher, sweep the floor nightly, etc). I think of cleaning as the bigger stuff like cleaning the bathroom, mopping the floors, etc. I have a schedule for that kind of cleaning, so it all gets done during the week and our weekends are free for doing fun stuff.
Stampbooker Julie is the one who said a few years ago that she and DH would be choosing spouses for their kids. That left me kind of speechless. So now I'm never surprised by anything she says.
I usually like this OP, but she's way off on this one. If the school paid for the prom decorations, they should be lent out to whomever asks. If the school didn't pay for the decorations, they should be removed from the school so there isn't an issue.
khazlett's (page 4) comment on this thread has got to be one of the most retarded things I've ever read at the bukkit. What a drama queen fucktard. ----- You're an idiot redboots.
khazlett's (page 4) comment on this thread has got to be one of the most retarded things I've ever read at the bukkit. What a drama queen fucktard. ----- You're an idiot redboots.
Haaaa! Not Red Boots, but I agree with her. For people who complain about the entitlement issue in this country, the peas sure are fucking entitled, whiny bitches. I'm sure that people who recline their seats are responsible for mass deaths everywhere.
Stampbooker Julie is the one who said a few years ago that she and DH would be choosing spouses for their kids. That left me kind of speechless. So now I'm never surprised by anything she says.
I have flown for fucking years including long haul and have never heard so much whining and bs as some of those entitled drama queens on that thread. I'm not even that great of an air traveler but you just suck it up. Worst that ever happened to me was being stuck on the aisle seat next to newleyweds when I felt queasy the whole trip. (yap yap yap, up and down, up and down). Then on the same flight some mental midget put two bottles of sctoch in the overhead bin which both rolled out and smashed when we had turbulence.
This might be a new low even for one as dumb as Kristin. It's your son's life, moron! Put the Epipen and the Benadryl in your purse and carry it all the time. Or get a fanny pack.
Stop looking for solutions to your own stupidity. There are none.
I have zero sympathy for dolts who get married at 17 and immediately proceed to spit out a herd of crotch nuggets in order to avoid higher education/an income-producing career and then, years down the road -surprise! - it all falls apart on them.
Not to pick apart your rant #135, but she has been married 22 years, and her kids are in high school...does not sound like she got married at 17 and started having kids right away...
Do you guys keep your purse in the car like most of the peas do? I can't imagine just leaving my purse in the car all the time. It just seems like I always need something out of my purse or maybe I'm just overprotective but I would never leave my purse in my car even at home.
And if you're child needs life saving things how could you possibly not remember to take them with you? She is a freaking moron!
I knew a guy who died after having one of those deep vein thrombosis things from a long flight. No idea whether the asshole in front of him reclined the seat or not, though. ;)
But it really does happen. He was healthy, fit, and relatively young, too.
I knew a guy who died after having one of those deep vein thrombosis things from a long flight. No idea whether the asshole in front of him reclined the seat or not, though. ;)
But it really does happen. He was healthy, fit, and relatively young, too.
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Of course it happens. People get hit by lightning, win the lotto, etc. What I'm calling bulkshit on is the idea that someone reclining in front of you raises the likelihood of it happening.
I can see the reclined seat making it more likely, because you're supposed to get up and walk around every so often to prevent it happening. It's harder to get up and walk around if the seat in front of you is in your face, so most people wouldn't bother. And once in a while, someone's going to throw a clot and die.
I'm sorry to say, you sound kind of rabid, actually.
Lmao!!! Okay. Whatever. Y'all are the ones flipping out because someone's seat is back one or two inches. Get over yourself khazlett. At least we know the ident of one of the smackers. The airlines would have stopped letting people recline if it was so dangerous (tee hee!!!). I'm sure their insurance companies would have puta stop to it by now. You sound kind of crazy.
I seriously doubt most people would get up and walk around every so often anyway. The only time I've seen people do that is to go to the bathroom. Otherwise the aisles would be pretty crowded with everyone in them, fighting off blood clots. Sheesh.
1. If space in the airplane is that important fly first class. Bigger seat. More room. Problem solved.
2. Clean up after yourself everyday at home and do a more thorough clean on the weekends. Make the time if its important to you. If not, don't be offended if people think you're a slob, because you probably are.
3. If you post personal info on a message board don't be suprised if someone disagrees or calls you out. Be a big girl, get over it and move on.
I think the hostile argumentative poster over here is "benem". She can never let things go and seems to get angry really easy. She is always going off on her threads if someone dare disagree with her. She's a nutter.
Oh the perfect peas who only feed their kids organic healthy foods and are appalled that parents or schools would give kids fattening greasy food love to watch this show?
Yea, 151, because they are the same person. ----------------------------------- LOL You must be so fun. Nice sense of humor ya got there! ----- Yeah either no sense of humor or Annabella! LOL
Gale W's husband's hands are majorly gross. It's like something out of a Stephen King book (Thinner). -------------------- omg. I didn't need to see that! It's like that guy on TLC whose limbs turned into tree trunks. I don't think her DH would be glad she shared that photo.
I could have lived forever without those nasty pictures of Mr. W's hands. Seriously, one of the most disgusting things I've seen at the bukkit. Jeebus.
Akkkkkkkkkk why would someone post a picture like that??????? That is horrible and I'm sure her DH would not be pleased and those scabs running down my back would never ever ever happen! I feel bad for the guy but yuck!!!
When my house gets dirty I call my cleaning lady and just pack up and take off to my second home. When my second home gets dirty I call my second cleaning lady and go back to my first home.
Anybody else thinking that shannoninkc is sitting back and laughing her ass off because she had every intention of starting the reclining wars again with this thread? LOL
Surprise. Raindancer is getting all pissy since everyone is not agreeing with her. No wonder she has so much facebook drama. Can you imagine what a bitch she is in real life?
Kikinichole's ** I want to fix everyone ** act is getting tired. -------------------------------- I love how they are all saying poor Lindsay & how they wouldn't want to be her, like the OP was serious about wanting to be her. Self righteous bitches. And I bet if Lindsay was hanging out with their kids, they wouldn't feel sorry for her. They are letting her off the hook because she had shitty parents. Hmmmm, there have been tons of threads where they don't let people off the hook for having shitty parents. They always bitch that the person is responsible for themselves. I guess Lindsay is special
"However, our whole lifestyle is different than the typical American family. Americans value independence and autonomy, but we our raising our children to remain interdependent." stampbooker
Translation: My children will never leave my house. I will never let them have a life of their own.
Stampbooker Julie is the one who said a few years ago that she and DH would be choosing spouses for their kids. That left me kind of speechless. So now I'm never surprised by anything she says.
I think she likes the negative attention.
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She is the Pea is a Creationist and believes the earth is 10,000 years old or some such nonsense. Also, she is a huge Duggar defender. She always shows up in the Duggar threads.
Maybe she's counting the days until she's free of her fucking drama queen mother. Heart broken because a kid said something that kids have been saying forever when they're mad at their parents? Get the fuck out of here with your drama.
184 ITA that is normal teenage girl behavior, however, just wait for some peas to come in and tell the OP that her daughter is probably on drugs or suicidal and she needs counseling or one or two of them will find a way to tell her to call the police. LOL! They always end up going there even when it doesn't make sense.
If 2P is around in twenty years, it would be interesting to see how many old-time peas will admit their children left and never looked back. Or how many have adult kids who still live at home because they can't function without Mommy.
I think it would be a lot of both, whether the helicopter pilots admit it or not.
Oh, man, 188....can you imagine? Most of those bitches would just stop posting rather than admit to their failures as parents.
Except for stampbooker. She'll be proudly proclaiming her interdependence and the fact that she still co-sleeps with her adult children and their spouses and children.
188Anonymous said... 188 If 2P is around in twenty years, it would be interesting to see how many old-time peas will admit their children left and never looked back. Or how many have adult kids who still live at home because they can't function without Mommy.
I think it would be a lot of both, whether the helicopter pilots admit it or not.
January 31, 2013 at 9:32 PM
Those kids will be like AN, posting about their upcoming weddings and putting toothbrushes on their gift registries.
Y'all are doing God's work here. Bravo. ==================== Thanks we appreciate it, not many people seem to be able to understand what we do here. Glad you are one of the enlightened ones.
Child of grace is looking at buying china. We'll get about another dozen or so threads asking us what she should do. For someone who is 62, she certainly has no clue what she wants.
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OP hasn't mopped her floors in nearly a month?
God, some of these women are such fucking PIGS. Especially the stay at home ones.
2Anonymous said... 2 duh no shit sherlock at 201. it just happens to be a stupid braggy joke.
January 29, 2013 at 3:34 PM
Relax, would ya..
2Anonymous said... 2 duh no shit sherlock at 201. it just happens to be a stupid braggy joke.
January 29, 2013 at 3:34 PM
You must have missed 199. 201 goes with 199. Damn shame some of you need to be instructed on how to "keep up". Now it's your turn to bash me back..carry on.
26.2 is her IQ, right?
eh, I think cleaning is over rated. If you came over to my house you wouldn't know that I only mop my floors once a month...if that. I spot mop, but full out mopping? AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT! I think my being a pig, as #204 called it, is the reason I hardly ever get sick!
eh, I think cleaning is over rated. If you came over to my house you wouldn't know that I only mop my floors once a month...if that. I spot mop, but full out mopping? AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT! I think my being a pig, as #204 called it, is the reason I hardly ever get sick!
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LMFAO @ "AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT!" (loved that viral video), but cringing at you being proud of being dirty.
Cleaning is overrated, huh? Yeah, little things like basic health and sanitation are really overrated. Gross.
Icedpea's take on the blog:
Knotlazy- don't go there. I did today. It's a dark place.
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Oh, yes. This is a dark, dark place. Hahahahahah!!!!
Except if you clean regularly and keep up on it, it actually doesn't take as long and doesn't seem as daunting of a process. It is easier to keep things clean than it is to let them get disgusting and then trying to recover from it.
Oh yes number 9, because basic health and sanitation is all about mopping. (insert eyeroll smiley here)
Um, no one said it's all about mopping, you lazy cow. But mopping certainly is part of maintaining a basic level of cleanliness in your home.
Your bathroom floors must be fucking petri dishes.
Basic health and sanitation = take out the trash, wash the dishes, throw any old food away, clean the toilet and run a Clorox wipe over stuff. Company ready = so much more than that!
Except if you clean regularly and keep up on it, it actually doesn't take as long and doesn't seem as daunting of a process. It is easier to keep things clean than it is to let them get disgusting and then trying to recover from it.
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Word. My house is VERY clean 99% of the time, and I probably spend less time cleaning that 99% of these dirty bitches because I keep up on it. I spend an hour or two every day cleaning and maybe two hours on Saturday to deep clean.
Carpets look new, closets are organized and certainly no funk on my floors or countertops.
It's not magic. It just involves not being lazy or slovenly.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3218862
Another attention whore sharing information about a kid that's not hers.
WTF is wrong with these bitches?
Runners have found a sport they really enjoy. As do football players, basketball players, et al. I think that's great.
However, when a person starts talking about how "proud" they are of themselves, mention their sport at every single opportunity, and consider themselves an "expert" in their field, then they have crossed over from being an enthusiast to being self-obsessed.
Plenty of runners are driven by insecurity, lack of self-esteem, and a desire to control a part of their lives.
Their hobby defines them. I think they live in fear of not being able to run. They have nothing else in their lives. Running is who they are. Everything revolves around running, their training, their upcoming races, their workouts, their taper weeks, their nutrition, etc.
EVERYTHING is running. They are NOTHING without running.
Their bodies may be healthy, but their minds are not. When you think about it, running is one of those sports that produces nothing. It's very singular. It only benefits the sole runner.
Just some observations. Sorry for rambling on.
I agree, 217. People who are that obsessed with anything are unhinged in one way or another. I don't care if you define yourself by your religion, your occupation, your marital status, your children, whatever...being so singularly focused on one thing is unhealthy.
Yes, it's better than focusing your attention on alcoholism or drug abuse, but it's not necessarily an indicator of a healthy personality.
Jesus, have you cleaning nazis ever had a time in life when life got out of control and wasn't going along as planned and you didn't keep up with certain things? It doesn't mean you are disgusting lazy cow who lives that way always, it just means you're human and living real life and not an imaginary 99% perfect pea life. Get a grip.
Does 26.2 know this?
Jesus, have you cleaning nazis ever had a time in life when life got out of control and wasn't going along as planned and you didn't keep up with certain things? It doesn't mean you are disgusting lazy cow who lives that way always, it just means you're human and living real life and not an imaginary 99% perfect pea life. Get a grip.
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Um.....not mopping your floors for a month isn't life getting out of control. It's called being a dirty fucking person.
You need to get a grip. Don't get all butthurt because I won't affirm your choice to live like a slob.
If you live alone, I can see mopping your floor once a month.
Um.....not mopping your floors for a month isn't life getting out of control.
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Yes it most certainly could be. I truly hope you never get hit by real life shit and have to experience life getting out of control, you clueless judgmental bitch.
If I weren't able to physically clean, my husband or my kids would take over. The house wouldn't just go to hell in a hand basket, but I expect more from my family than most Peas.
Um.....not mopping your floors for a month isn't life getting out of control.
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Yes it most certainly could be. I truly hope you never get hit by real life shit and have to experience life getting out of control, you clueless judgmental bitch.
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From one judgmental bitch to one dirty bitch:
I'm LMAO at your assumption that I've never been hit by "real life shit."
Get over yourself. Go curl up and cry in one of the filthy corners of the hovel you call home.
Remember the wife swap show? How about that one lady who spent SIX HOURS cleaning every single day? She was married to the guy who made everybody drink coffee through a straw. Anyway, there's clean and then there's having no identity except for your clean house. "Company ready" is not the same as day to day cleaning just to keep up, no matter who you are. just saying
26 Anonymous said...
Remember the wife swap show? How about that one lady who spent SIX HOURS cleaning every single day? She was married to the guy who made everybody drink coffee through a straw.
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Yeah, that's her up there. Number 25.
You bitches can't read. I spend an hour, maybe two cleaning, and that includes laundry. I know it's hard for you slobs to wrap your dirty little brains around, but some of us care about the space that we and our families inhabit.
Oh, and here's a shocker for you dirty stay at home moms: I WORK. FULL TIME.
Some of us really just aren't pigs. I know it's hard to understand.
Your kids are the ones who'd rather come to my house, though, because they don't have to kick shit off the couch to sit down and we actually sit and eat together in a CLEAN kitchen.
217-is that your weight?
Good for you number 28! You keep tellin' 'em how clean and neat you are. That'll show'em.
"I shudder to think what's going to become of the generation that "never does anything wrong.""
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They become Peas.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3218880
Kendra says:
Potatoes have more potassium than bananas!!!!!!
Good for you number 28! You keep tellin' 'em how clean and neat you are. That'll show'em.
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Oh, please. They keep coming here with their bullshit about how hard it is to keep their houses clean and how those of us who do it must spend 12 hours a day cleaning, so I guess we're both trying to prove a point, right?
Dirty birds of a feather stick together :)
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3218814
Ten bucks says she's asking for herself, and just doesn't want to admit she's fat.
I don't care how clean you are 34. Or how much dirtier everyone else is than you. I just don't care.
I don't care how clean you are 34. Or how much dirtier everyone else is than you. I just don't care.
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Sweet. Then skip those posts and stfu :)
34 I agree with you. I don't understand the dirty peas and why anyone would defend that filth. Not mopping your floor in a month because you're "too busy". Same ones who say they are "too busy" to put on a little makeup or not walk out of the house with wet hair. Things that take 5 or 10 minutes to do but they just can't because they are so busy being a SAHM to their precious children. You know they don't pay attention to their kids when they are peaing all day.
36 Anonymous said... 36
I don't care how clean you are 34. Or how much dirtier everyone else is than you. I just don't care.
Yeah I tried to read the thread to see what the fuss is about, but I just can't. Who cares?
How
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221...lmao...boy that stick is pretty far up your ass isn't it
Wow, 28/29, you have really shown me the error of my ways, you make me want to be a superior person just like you, clearly you are perfection in every area of your life, we dirty slobs should worship at your feet!!,!,!,!,!,!,!,,,,,,,! I'm sry I never saw it before, all I need to do is be just like some anonymous bitch on a smack blog and my life will be perfect tooooooooooooo.
my perfect house is right on the beach. 7509 sq ft of ocean view perfection in Arizona, came with a footman and keys to the private garden.
Awwww, looks like the dirty hens have their widdle feelings hurt.
Hilarious that you think keeping a clean house is a fantasy like oceanfront property in Arizona.
And I don't give a shit if you're like me or not, just don't act like it's the hardest fucking thing in the world to keep a clean house.
It's cleaning. Menial labor.
Not fucking heart surgery.
I couldn't imagine having STACKS of dishes in my kitchen, that is disgusting. Clean up after yourself before bed, start the day brand new.
Amen 253!
LOL It looks like MissArgumentative fired up her vacuum!!!
From what I can tell, there are at least 3 or 4 different people commenting about cleaning. Maybe Ms. Argumentative is the dirty bitch.
just don't act like it's the hardest fucking thing in the world to keep a clean house.
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That's the thing, nobody here is. Only in your mind.
^^^ MissArgumentative^^^
And read up a few posts, bitch. You and your dirty friends were crying about how people with clean houses don't have real lives, so yeah. You are making it out be the hardest thing in the world.
You wanna be a fucking slob? Awesome. Just own it. Don't act like you're too busy living life to wipe the fucking filth off your counters once in a while. Just own that you're a lazy fucking bitch and move the fuck on already.
Jesus H. Christ.
Ariana is posting on this thread. Where has she been?
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Hating life in Arizona, four bratty kids who trash her house constantly, no money, no life outside her house, hubby at work 24/7 (aka avoiding the family/house), you know, living the LDS dream.
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This is so spot on. You forgot to add that her kids all have weird names. I got shocked with each pregnancy, thinking what is she doing, she can't afford this. Her boy is too big to be in a stroller and breastfeeding a 2 year old is plain weird, at least she stopped homeschooling. I'm amazed that she's able to blog about her life daily!
It's cleaning. Menial labor.
Not fucking heart surgery.
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Actually, heart surgery is my night job. What's yours, dearie?
It's cleaning. Menial labor.
Not fucking heart surgery.
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Actually, heart surgery is my night job. What's yours, dearie?
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serously? this is your retort? you bitches are as dumb as you are dirty.
My night job is fucking your husband. He loves doing me on a bed that's not covered in dorito crumbs and dirty laundry. He didn't know sheets weren't supposed to be sticky til we started fucking.
lmao....bunch of asses going back and forth over what makes a house clean..damn I need some popcorn and a glass of wine. Live your life as you fit...dirty, clean, who gives a crap; just be thankful you have a home to live in. One that you can dirty up or clean as you see fit. Big babies.
I'd invite everyone of you bitches over and you'd see that my house isn't disgusting...and I don't spend hours cleaning daily. I don't live in filth either. I spend maybe 10 mins max per day cleaning, and maybe an hour on the weekends. Again, no allergies and I never get sick. Being super clean IS over rated. When you are 6 feet under nobody is going to remember, or praise, you for having an immaculate house.
Anybody else thinking that shannoninkc is sitting back and laughing her ass off because she had every intention of starting the reclining wars again with this thread? LOL
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3218370
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3218877
This can't be for real.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3218877
This can't be for real.
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I thought the same thing, 65. I bet this pea is in the hotseat for being shitty at her job in general and wants to make up some lame excuse for why The Man is trying to fire her.
serously? this is your retort? you bitches are as dumb as you are dirty.
My night job is fucking your husband. He loves doing me on a bed that's not covered in dorito crumbs and dirty laundry. He didn't know sheets weren't supposed to be sticky til we started fucking.
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Lol. Seriously, that is YOUR retort? That is sooooooo classy. I just knew it, your perfect life brings all the boys to the yard? & that snds better to u than having a dirty dish left in the sink? you really are soooooooo good,
i responded to your retort with the intellect and maturity it deserved :)
You are awesome and I'm sure your flithy home is awesome, too. You win the interwebz, mmmkay?
No one fucking cares about who has the cleanest or dirtiest house so shut it already you stupid cunts. This stuff is for the pod.
No, it isn't abut being super clean but seriously having stacks of dishes in the sink for more than a day, not mopping your floors for a month and god knows what else...that is truly disgusting.
I don't let my life revolve around cleanliness, but on any given day I wouldn't be embarrassed or rushing around to clean up the rooms I use for entertaining if someone wanted to drop by.
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No, it isn't abut being super clean but seriously having stacks of dishes in the sink for more than a day, not mopping your floors for a month and god knows what else...that is truly disgusting.
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OH EM GEE! Let it go already. Nobody cares about how superior you think you are.
56Anonymous said... 56 From what I can tell, there are at least 3 or 4 different people commenting about cleaning. Maybe Ms. Argumentative is the dirty bitch.
January 29, 2013 at 7:49 PM
Probably!
and 58? Did you rant? I didn't read it LOL
You dirty dirty bitches you!
I'm a dirty bitch and my husband loves it! My house is clean, though :)
Does I-95 need to chime in on EVERY. FUCKING. THREAD. and slap hands? Jeeeeeebus. She is insufferable lately.
^^^^ Lately??
When you are 6 feet under nobody is going to remember, or praise, you for having an immaculate house.
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No, but while you're alive, everyone's talking about you behind your back and saying what a gross house you have! Dumbass.
I don't have the cleanest house on the block, but 10 minutes a day is all you clean? That's nasty. You can't even load the dishwasher and do a load of laundry in 10 minutes.
187, Annabella has done the same to me, lol, and she doesn't know me from a hole in the wall either.
Such a nosy airhead.
For all the super clean blog bitches: http://www.everydayhealth.com/allergies/cleaning-and-allergies.aspx?xid=aol_eh-allergy_4_20130128_&aolcat=ABO&ncid=webmail44
Payson and Ember, boy the Mormons sure do love some stupid names. If they're trying to take over the world they might want to start naming their kids some more white bread, I can't see Chief Justice Payson taking the bench any time soon.
And Ember, possibly a good stripper name.
My daughter (10) goes to school with a kid named Royaltee. And it's a boy!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3218951
Ok, I love Eddie Vedder but not sure he belongs in that group of music icons or deserves a forever stamp. LOL
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3218927
Way to give the kid a complex.
^^^ Why do they post all that private stuff about their kids? I mean, it's natural and every kids goes through it- but talk about it with your FRIENDS, don't post about it on a scrapbook board!!
Oh, wait... They are Peeeaaass! That's why they post it in public! *snicker*
Ember? Like a burning ember in a fire? Teh st00pid is strong in that one.
I don't have the cleanest house on the block, but 10 minutes a day is all you clean? That's nasty. You can't even load the dishwasher and do a load of laundry in 10 minutes.
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I live alone you moran and I clean as I go. Not every Pea is a fucking pig and eats ALL.DAY.LONG!
86 here again. You clean peas must be fucking slobs if you have to clean for hours a day. If you just fucking pick up after yourself and teach your stupid sneauxflakes to pick up after themselves you would have a much cleaner house without cleaning for hours a day. No wonder all you "ladies" are fat!
Clean peas must be slobs? Erm no, it is called breaking your house up into sections each day. I don't take hours to clean every room daily. Each day I concentrate on a different room for about 45 minutes and then my weekends are free and I don't have to spend my days off doing chores.
Don't be an idiot. Just own your sty.
Some of these woman who have 4, 5, or 6 kids can get them trained at an early age to clean up.
87, there's a difference between picking up papers, books, and things lying around and doing the ACTUAL CLEANING. You know, like dusting, spraying, vacuuming, mopping. No way you can keep up with your house on 10 minutes a day. No way.
10 minutes a day to pick up the clutter? Sure. But not for CLEANING.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219003
Icedpea again annoying the shit out of me! She's asked for enough relationship advice to write a fucking book. Every. Single. Post. My theory? She's actually cheating on her loser of a husband and the posts she makes on behalf of her "friend" are either BS or attention-whoring. Or both.
(Can we please have a break from the clean house/dirty house bickering? Fuck me!!)
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3218942
Of course, all the peas tip at least 20%. But they all hate having to tip servers because, after all, servers chose that job.
The peas are so full of shit they squeak.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219003
What the fuck is Anabella's point? I'm so hot I had two dates for Valentine's Day??
When my three kids were home my house was pretty darn clean, they all had chores. Now that they're gone its all up to me, and I just don't have enough time to keep up with everything if I also want to enjoy life. so there.
Does anyone remember the Pea (from a few month back), that had to stay home with her autistic child while her hubby traveled and did things with a female co-worker?
I think he was planning on flying someplace with this woman while wifey stayed home. She got all bent out of shape when the Peas told her she was an idiot to think he wasn't cheating on her.
What was her Pea Name? Did she ever update on whether or not he did go out of town with his co-worker?
Yeah I forget her name but she never updated except that they were still together and she was giving him "the benefit of the doubt". Dumbass.
It was TaurusGirl. She's a nitwit. He took Polish language lessons years ago when he met the chick and TG didn't clue in at that time?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3192300&pg=1
I think she's posted random mundane shit since then, but hasn't mentioned her DH at all.
Also she deleted her posts on the original thread where she told the story about her DH and the other woman. I just looked at the thread and it's still there, but her stuff is gone.
TaurusGirl has been posting about Uggs, iPads and other expensive stuff since that lame update of hers. Her husband is just gifting her shit to keep her mouth shut.
So TaurusGirl is fine with her husband fucking another broad as long as her husband keeps giving her stupid, chinese made crap. Nothin' like integrity!
Isn't that most marriages 100?
Sad if that's what you think most marriages are, 101.
I guess I'm one of those rare people who is happily married to a man I love.
As for the cleaning conversation here:
Just do it like Stacey does. Do it yourself then try to make your child feel bad because he didn't do it. Then come to the peas for validation.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3208733
Yes! TaurusGirl. That's the one I was thinking about.
I thought of it today because I have a niece whose jerk-wad husband has had a friend that is a girl (but NOT his girlfriend - yeh right - insert eye roll here) for going on a year now.
Jerk-wad insists she's nothing more than a friend ( they go to bars, festivals and all day trips together while niece stays home with disabled kid). He tries to make her feel bad for thinking something is going on. At Christmas he bought niece a Nook, perfume and nightgown. (Turns out he bought a nightgown for his "friend" too. Yeah, nothing going on there!)
Made me think of TaurusGirl- almost the same exact scenario. I think both my niece and TG are idiots.
What the actual fuck? 2peas is a petri dish of lies, greed and dysfunction.
And racism.
Honestly, I rarely go over to Idiotville anymore.
Yes! TaurusGirl. That's the one I was thinking about.
I thought of it today because I have a niece whose jerk-wad husband has had a friend that is a girl (but NOT his girlfriend - yeh right - insert eye roll here) for going on a year now.
Jerk-wad insists she's nothing more than a friend ( they go to bars, festivals and all day trips together while niece stays home with disabled kid). He tries to make her feel bad for thinking something is going on. At Christmas he bought niece a Nook, perfume and nightgown. (Turns out he bought a nightgown for his "friend" too. Yeah, nothing going on there!)
Made me think of TaurusGirl- almost the same exact scenario. I think both my niece and TG are idiots.
January 30, 2013 at 3:38 PM
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Both ladies just need to pray harder.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219025
Yeah I know it's a school so it's ironic but really, you are going to mark it up with a red pen and send it back? Looks to me like the OP is pissed that how dare they say her DD needs help. She won't admit that but I bet she is.
That was the impression I got, 309. Total deflection.
It would take some pretty big balls to correct a letter from your child's school and send it back. I'd immediately mark the parent as a troublemaker.
"However, our whole lifestyle is different than the typical American family. Americans value independence and autonomy, but we our raising our children to remain interdependent." stampbooker
Translation: My children will never leave my house. I will never let them have a life of their own.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3218960&pg=2
WTF kind of bullshit babble is that? Jesus.
I know a woman who has slept with her 6 yo daughter every night since she was born.
Her husband is unbelievably unhappy.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219033
Sure the peas always follow the rules, no receipt no return.
But of course that rule shouldn't apply to her ds because why should it? After all she's a pea.
86 here again. You clean peas must be fucking slobs if you have to clean for hours a day. If you just fucking pick up after yourself and teach your stupid sneauxflakes to pick up after themselves you would have a much cleaner house without cleaning for hours a day. No wonder all you "ladies" are fat!
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You sound like such a lovely person.
Bless your heart.
Sounds like y'all are talking about different things when you talk about 'cleaning'. I only spend about a half hour 'cleaning', but I don't count daily maintenance stuff as cleaning (eg. loading/unloading the dishwasher, sweep the floor nightly, etc). I think of cleaning as the bigger stuff like cleaning the bathroom, mopping the floors, etc. I have a schedule for that kind of cleaning, so it all gets done during the week and our weekends are free for doing fun stuff.
I had a boss who told us she slept with her mother from the time she was born until she was married, then she slept with her husband.
She was in her 50's when her husband divorced her. The hardest thing for her was sleeping alone, she simply could not cope.
#117, that's a boss who is just weird. Ewwww. I don't think I'd say that to someone, especially if it were true.
Stampbooker Julie is the one who said a few years ago that she and DH would be choosing spouses for their kids. That left me kind of speechless. So now I'm never surprised by anything she says.
I think she likes the negative attention.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219025
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It wouldn't be very anonymous if the letter begins with "To the parents of _______" C'mon Mrs. Tyler, get your head out of your ass.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3218370&pg=4
khazlett's (page 4) comment on this thread has got to be one of the most retarded things I've ever read at the bukkit. What a drama queen fucktard.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3218887
I usually like this OP, but she's way off on this one. If the school paid for the prom decorations, they should be lent out to whomever asks. If the school didn't pay for the decorations, they should be removed from the school so there isn't an issue.
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http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3218370&pg=4
khazlett's (page 4) comment on this thread has got to be one of the most retarded things I've ever read at the bukkit. What a drama queen fucktard.
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You're an idiot redboots.
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http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3218370&pg=4
khazlett's (page 4) comment on this thread has got to be one of the most retarded things I've ever read at the bukkit. What a drama queen fucktard.
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You're an idiot redboots.
Haaaa! Not Red Boots, but I agree with her. For people who complain about the entitlement issue in this country, the peas sure are fucking entitled, whiny bitches. I'm sure that people who recline their seats are responsible for mass deaths everywhere.
Stampbooker Julie is the one who said a few years ago that she and DH would be choosing spouses for their kids. That left me kind of speechless. So now I'm never surprised by anything she says.
I think she likes the negative attention.
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Holllleeeeee shit, that is crazy....
I have flown for fucking years including long haul and have never heard so much whining and bs as some of those entitled drama queens on that thread. I'm not even that great of an air traveler but you just suck it up. Worst that ever happened to me was being stuck on the aisle seat next to newleyweds when I felt queasy the whole trip. (yap yap yap, up and down, up and down). Then on the same flight some mental midget put two bottles of sctoch in the overhead bin which both rolled out and smashed when we had turbulence.
Scotch scotchy scotch scotch scotchy scotch....
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219096
Get out your liquor!
Scotch scotchy scotch scotch scotchy scotch....
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You beat me to the punch!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219096
I don't believe a word of this. There's too many extra pea hot button nuggets in it. Like behind on the mortgage, I'm fat, no real paying job (?).
Wonder how fat she is. I know several men who will not have sex with a fat woman.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219072
This is the most fucking ugly STOOPID craptastic piece of nasty trailer trash looking sorry excuse for an "artist" tattoo I have ever seen in my life.
Sorry, but that woman's grief is overshadowing her good sense. It looks like a 3 year old did that tattoo with Crayolas.
BLECH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219110
This might be a new low even for one as dumb as Kristin. It's your son's life, moron! Put the Epipen and the Benadryl in your purse and carry it all the time. Or get a fanny pack.
Stop looking for solutions to your own stupidity. There are none.
Good Lord. The eyes are FREAKY.
I have zero sympathy for dolts who get married at 17 and immediately proceed to spit out a herd of crotch nuggets in order to avoid higher education/an income-producing career and then, years down the road -surprise! - it all falls apart on them.
Lazy idiots.
Not to pick apart your rant #135, but she has been married 22 years, and her kids are in high school...does not sound like she got married at 17 and started having kids right away...
Do you guys keep your purse in the car like most of the peas do? I can't imagine just leaving my purse in the car all the time. It just seems like I always need something out of my purse or maybe I'm just overprotective but I would never leave my purse in my car even at home.
And if you're child needs life saving things how could you possibly not remember to take them with you? She is a freaking moron!
I knew a guy who died after having one of those deep vein thrombosis things from a long flight. No idea whether the asshole in front of him reclined the seat or not, though. ;)
But it really does happen. He was healthy, fit, and relatively young, too.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219006
Gale W's husband's hands are majorly gross. It's like something out of a Stephen King book (Thinner).
I knew a guy who died after having one of those deep vein thrombosis things from a long flight. No idea whether the asshole in front of him reclined the seat or not, though. ;)
But it really does happen. He was healthy, fit, and relatively young, too.
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Of course it happens. People get hit by lightning, win the lotto, etc. What I'm calling bulkshit on is the idea that someone reclining in front of you raises the likelihood of it happening.
I can see the reclined seat making it more likely, because you're supposed to get up and walk around every so often to prevent it happening. It's harder to get up and walk around if the seat in front of you is in your face, so most people wouldn't bother. And once in a while, someone's going to throw a clot and die.
I'm sorry to say, you sound kind of rabid, actually.
Lmao!!! Okay. Whatever. Y'all are the ones flipping out because someone's seat is back one or two inches. Get over yourself khazlett. At least we know the ident of one of the smackers. The airlines would have stopped letting people recline if it was so dangerous (tee hee!!!). I'm sure their insurance companies would have puta stop to it by now. You sound kind of crazy.
I seriously doubt most people would get up and walk around every so often anyway. The only time I've seen people do that is to go to the bathroom. Otherwise the aisles would be pretty crowded with everyone in them, fighting off blood clots. Sheesh.
FFS peas!
1. If space in the airplane is that important fly first class. Bigger seat. More room. Problem solved.
2. Clean up after yourself everyday at home and do a more thorough clean on the weekends. Make the time if its important to you. If not, don't be offended if people think you're a slob, because you probably are.
3. If you post personal info on a message board don't be suprised if someone disagrees or calls you out. Be a big girl, get over it and move on.
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And an extra 3. for good measure, 144?
4. If you see a damn typo - let it go already. sheesh.
I think the hostile argumentative poster over here is "benem". She can never let things go and seems to get angry really easy. She is always going off on her threads if someone dare disagree with her. She's a nutter.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3218865
Oh the perfect peas who only feed their kids organic healthy foods and are appalled that parents or schools would give kids fattening greasy food love to watch this show?
Yeah benem is going crazy on that shooting thread she posted.
Carla must be super busy moving since she hasn't given us space. Or AN is too busy with her wedding crap. Space please!
Benem is just as stupid, crazy and weird as Mariah2.
Yea, 151, because they are the same person.
Yea, 151, because they are the same person.
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LOL You must be so fun. Nice sense of humor ya got there!
Yea, 151, because they are the same person.
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LOL You must be so fun. Nice sense of humor ya got there!
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Yeah either no sense of humor or Annabella! LOL
She can never let things go and seems to get angry really easy. She is always going off on her threads if someone dare disagree with her
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Smacked you around on that thread, did she? lololol
Pjaye is a bitch but she's 100% right on the allergy thread. Benadryl will not help anaphylaxis, even 4x the recommended dose.
I am 151 and I was making a joke.
Mariah wishes she could slap someone around on a thread, but she's not clever enough.
Gale W's husband's hands are majorly gross. It's like something out of a Stephen King book (Thinner).
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omg. I didn't need to see that! It's like that guy on TLC whose limbs turned into tree trunks. I don't think her DH would be glad she shared that photo.
Gale W's husband's hands are majorly gross. It's like something out of a Stephen King book (Thinner).
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Ewwwww... I didn't need to see that.
Pooping feels so good.
I could have lived forever without those nasty pictures of Mr. W's hands. Seriously, one of the most disgusting things I've seen at the bukkit. Jeebus.
When the floor of my first home needs mopping, the help does it while I relax by the pool at my second home.
I cringed at the part of Gale W's husband being a good back scratcher in the winter. I'd never let those things near me.
Akkkkkkkkkk why would someone post a picture like that??????? That is horrible and I'm sure her DH would not be pleased and those scabs running down my back would never ever ever happen! I feel bad for the guy but yuck!!!
When my house gets dirty I call my cleaning lady and just pack up and take off to my second home. When my second home gets dirty I call my second cleaning lady and go back to my first home.
Anybody else thinking that shannoninkc is sitting back and laughing her ass off because she had every intention of starting the reclining wars again with this thread? LOL
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3218370
#166 - why did you have to repost the same thing that is on #64? Not enough responses?
I thought it was funny.
Gale is married to The Thing.
I almost hurled, especially at him being a good backscratcher. I can't imagine what their sheets look like.
If you really want to piss benem moriah off, ask her about her self=designed Christmas cards.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219224
Surprise. Raindancer is getting all pissy since everyone is not agreeing with her. No wonder she has so much facebook drama. Can you imagine what a bitch she is in real life?
Just came here to post that, 371. She gets so fucking over-the-top defensive if people don't agree with her.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219244
Really? You put spoiler in the title! LOL
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219084
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Kikinichole's ** I want to fix everyone ** act is getting tired.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3219096&pg=2
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Get a load of "Obliolait's" response!
Does Darkangle have a troll name? This idiot sounds just like her.
Weirdness x2
Kikinichole's ** I want to fix everyone ** act is getting tired.
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I love how they are all saying poor Lindsay & how they wouldn't want to be her, like the OP was serious about wanting to be her. Self righteous bitches. And I bet if Lindsay was hanging out with their kids, they wouldn't feel sorry for her. They are letting her off the hook because she had shitty parents. Hmmmm, there have been tons of threads where they don't let people off the hook for having shitty parents. They always bitch that the person is responsible for themselves. I guess Lindsay is special
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Sorry, but scientists ARE regular people.
And we do a LOT to get our information out to the public.
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Fun thread...what did you want to be when you grew up and what did you end up being?
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Doctor... and, not a doctor (or anything else!)
175Anonymous said... 175 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3219096&pg=2
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Get a load of "Obliolait's" response!
Does Darkangle have a troll name? This idiot sounds just like her.
Weirdness x2
January 31, 2013 at 4:59 PM
The difference is dorkangel can't spell.
177/377, what's your point? She is a scientist, even if she isn't working right now.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219313
Cindy Up Yours sounds like a teenage girl herself. That loser is enjoying every bit of this drama.
This part:
"we do a LOT"
179/377
are you blind? might want to get that fixed!
"However, our whole lifestyle is different than the typical American family. Americans value independence and autonomy, but we our raising our children to remain interdependent." stampbooker
Translation: My children will never leave my house. I will never let them have a life of their own.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3218960&pg=2
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Stampbooker Julie is the one who said a few years ago that she and DH would be choosing spouses for their kids. That left me kind of speechless. So now I'm never surprised by anything she says.
I think she likes the negative attention.
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She is the Pea is a Creationist and believes the earth is 10,000 years old or some such nonsense. Also, she is a huge Duggar defender. She always shows up in the Duggar threads.
182 here - Damn I wish you could edit!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219338
Maybe she's counting the days until she's free of her fucking drama queen mother. Heart broken because a kid said something that kids have been saying forever when they're mad at their parents? Get the fuck out of here with your drama.
184 ITA that is normal teenage girl behavior, however, just wait for some peas to come in and tell the OP that her daughter is probably on drugs or suicidal and she needs counseling or one or two of them will find a way to tell her to call the police. LOL! They always end up going there even when it doesn't make sense.
I wondered if the drama queen was ever a teenager herself. But of course her "heart is broken." @@
And she's "too upset to function."
I'd run away from that shit and never look back, too.
If 2P is around in twenty years, it would be interesting to see how many old-time peas will admit their children left and never looked back. Or how many have adult kids who still live at home because they can't function without Mommy.
I think it would be a lot of both, whether the helicopter pilots admit it or not.
Oh, man, 188....can you imagine? Most of those bitches would just stop posting rather than admit to their failures as parents.
Except for stampbooker. She'll be proudly proclaiming her interdependence and the fact that she still co-sleeps with her adult children and their spouses and children.
188Anonymous said... 188 If 2P is around in twenty years, it would be interesting to see how many old-time peas will admit their children left and never looked back. Or how many have adult kids who still live at home because they can't function without Mommy.
I think it would be a lot of both, whether the helicopter pilots admit it or not.
January 31, 2013 at 9:32 PM
Those kids will be like AN, posting about their upcoming weddings and putting toothbrushes on their gift registries.
Y'all are doing God's work here. Bravo.
Y'all are doing God's work here. Bravo.
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Thanks we appreciate it, not many people seem to be able to understand what we do here.
Glad you are one of the enlightened ones.
Thanks 191. We don't go asking for thanks because that would be tacky but it's nice when someone takes the time to give thanks for all we do here.
Hurrah for the blog bitches!! Let us all give thanks!!!
You've got it wrong 191. Some do it for their beloved flying spaghetti monster.
I see most smack as helpful advice the peas should take. To ALL of them, STOP OVERSHARING!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219394
New day, new opportunity to be offended by the world at large.
Child of grace is looking at buying china. We'll get about another dozen or so threads asking us what she should do. For someone who is 62, she certainly has no clue what she wants.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219394
So Basketlady doesn't tell the coaches her son has a medical condition because she knows they won't play him if they knew? WTF?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219300
BergdorfBlonde is such a miserable hag.
Y'all are doing God's work here. Bravo.
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Saves me from wading into teh batshit insanity over there, for sure.
Could someone PM Burning Feather and tell her we need new space?
Blog = CliffsNotes of the clusterfuck that is 2peas.
Blog = CliffsNotes of the clusterfuck that is 2peas.
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So true!
About the only time I actually read 2P anymore is for Caturday. The rest of the time, I only read threads linked here.
Has it ever gone on this long before without adding new space?
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