Friday, February 1, 2013

Space 2/1/13

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Anonymous said...

Ooooh doggie.....first! :-)

Anonymous said...

I'm impressed (easily as it appears) because I'm second also.

Anonymous said...

I could be third, too. Oh wait, I am.

Anonymous said...

And you know, just because....I'll be 4th also.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Some of the peas drive me nuts. Re: thread about the great dane service dogs. All of the experts in puppy birthing second guessing if the people who actually own the place know what they are doing. Peas are experts in everything aren't they? "But I googled dog birth! I hope they called a vet!"

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/user_profile/198192/

is ridelow mrs_tylers sister?

Anonymous said...

oooooooh, space

Anonymous said...

Some of the peas drive me nuts. Re: thread about the great dane service dogs. All of the experts in puppy birthing second guessing if the people who actually own the place know what they are doing. Peas are experts in everything aren't they? "But I googled dog birth! I hope they called a vet!"
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I posted about that thread on the last space. Un-fucking-believable that the peatards know more than vets and breeder/trainers.

Anonymous said...

Gawd help us. Childofgrace has a new hobby. Prepare for 749 threads about china.

I hope her internet connection goes out permanently.

Anonymous said...

childofgrace = fucktard

another one that the peas need to ignore. But they won't

Anonymous said...

I posted about that thread on the last space. Un-fucking-believable that the peatards know more than vets and breeder/trainers.

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They really are experts at everything!I especially loved the one that pointed out that the mom dog hadn't been offered any water. How in the hell do you know that? It's almost like they are hoping the mom dies so they can say they knew it was going to happen.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219338

What.A Psycho.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219338

What.A Psycho.
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And she's a freaking high school teacher! How the heck does she have the stomach for it? She must be in tears daily!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219338

What.A Psycho.

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Poor kid. Any guess as to why she wants to run far, far away?

What a fucking drama queen peatard.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219475

I have nothing against porn, (although sex slave porn isn't my cup of tea) and I know my dh looks at it sometimes but passing hundreds of porn pictures around on his phone? That's weird and accidentally sending a picture to a 14yo girl could probably get you in legal trouble.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219508

What a dumb ass. Not only does she have bad teeth but I guess her eyes aren't that great either.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Jenjie can get a new brain to go with her new glasses and fixed teeth. She needs all three.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219496

Freebird will chime in any second. Along with all the other peas who think they are real photographers.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219475

another dumb bitch on the forum!!! Geez!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219515

Another idiot husband. Seriously, I get the being irritated about not getting the food, but is it really his fault that the restaurant used a bad ingredient? And did the story really warrant an update? What do these women do when something really bad happens in their marriage? Oh, wait, that's right. They post all about it under a new anonymous name...FFS.

Anonymous said...

Is it just me, or does the bukkit get dumber with each passing day?

Anonymous said...

It isn't just you, 22. It's pretty sad, considering how stupid most peas were in the first place.

Anonymous said...

Friday night brings out all the latent alcoholics and fruits. I don't believe the porn thread and didn't believe the escort thread either. This latest bitch couldn't even come up with an original idea for her 15 mins of pea-attention.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219522

How ironic.

Anonymous said...

Been away from the bukkit for a few days and am catching up on the latest crazy.

That airplane annoyance thread was all kinds of hilarious. I have never in my life known a person who flipped out because someone in front of them on a plane reclined their seat. I literally LOL'd at the dumbass who brought up blood clots as a reason people shouldn't recline.

Holy hell, the bitches are crazier and more entitled than I ever thought possible.

Anonymous said...

And the mom in the post that 13 linked is just bat shit crazy. How did she even hear her daughter over the sound of the helicopters hovering overhead?

Anonymous said...

but is it really his fault that the restaurant used a bad ingredient?

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no not his fault but he put it in the fridge and went and got new food and didn't mention it. gross..

Anonymous said...

but is it really his fault that the restaurant used a bad ingredient?

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no not his fault but he put it in the fridge and went and got new food and didn't mention it. gross..

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Sorry, but that OP sounds like a miserable fucking bitch to live with.

He said he thought the pineapple tasted off, not that he was sure it was off. Besides, she flipped the fuck out because she didn't want that food in the first place and then she's bitching about that food after she ate it?

I might hope she'd choke on a piece of bad pineapple if I had to be married to that battleaxe, too.

Anonymous said...

I-95 is always talking about her super important job, but she's at the bukkit all the fucking time.

She must work for the same company that batya does ;)

Anonymous said...

I think I-95 is a blowhard. She's been everywhere, done everything, knows more than everybody else, and posts all. the. time. She's either a serial exaggerator or a serial liar.

Anonymous said...

The chick on the Chinese food thread...well I can see being annoyed with the situation, but jesus, she's SO MAD and flipping out like a lunatic. And if she's still this mad about it now, I assume she was even worse as it was happening. WTF is up with people throwing tantrums like they're 2? Get a grip and have some control over yourself.

Anonymous said...

cindyupnorth is a pain in the ass. She always has to say the opposite of what everyone else is saying. It's like she just plays devil's advocate for the hell of it, regardless of what her true opinion would be on any thread.

Attention whore.

Anonymous said...

If I had a dollar for everytime I hear my teenager say she cant wait till shes 18 I'd never have to work another day! Drama queens daughter is normal its mama who's off.

Anonymous said...

29Anonymous said... 29 but is it really his fault that the restaurant used a bad ingredient?

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no not his fault but he put it in the fridge and went and got new food and didn't mention it. gross..

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Sorry, but that OP sounds like a miserable fucking bitch to live with.

He said he thought the pineapple tasted off, not that he was sure it was off. Besides, she flipped the fuck out because she didn't want that food in the first place and then she's bitching about that food after she ate it?

I might hope she'd choke on a piece of bad pineapple if I had to be married to that battleaxe, too.

February 1, 2013 at 7:12 PM

Be sorry all you want. Who knows if she "flipped the fuck out" on him or not. I don't really give a shit LOL

Anonymous said...

I nominate 35 for one of the stupidest blog comments ever.

LOLOLOLOL

Anonymous said...

I nominate 36 the biggest idiot of the blog, ever.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219529

Shortest drama thread on two peas!

Anonymous said...

I'd say 36 doesn't like being smacked.

LOLOLOLOL

Anonymous said...

Not 35 but I am 37. I don't need to be smacked to think that comment was dumb as shit and made no sense.

Anonymous said...

Not 35, I mean. I suck at typing on my phone.

Anonymous said...

Oh, damn. 36. THIRTY SIX!!

Now you may smack me, bitches :)

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219476

I never heard the term "sit for the exam"? Does that just mean take the exam, or is there something they have to do along with taking the exam? (I keep picturing a child sitting in a seat but not doing anything (haha!).

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Okay, this is one of the dumbest comments I've ever read anywhere. Is she fucking kidding?????

Anonymous said...

40Anonymous said... 40 Not 35 but I am 37. I don't need to be smacked to think that comment was dumb as shit and made no sense.

February 1, 2013 at 10:27 PM
41Anonymous said... 41 Not 35, I mean. I suck at typing on my phone.



February 1, 2013 at 10:28 PM
42Anonymous said... 42 Oh, damn. 36. THIRTY SIX!!

Now you may smack me, bitches :)

February 1, 2013 at 10:28 PM

You're an idiot and can't read if that didn't make sense to you. Sorry you're stupid. Thanks for playing :P

Anonymous said...

Awwww, looks like 35 doesn't like to be smacked either.

Anonymous said...

She doesn't give a shit, didn't you read it? So much dumb in one place. Does it hurt?

Anonymous said...

Chill, bitches. Can we please return to smacking the stupidz at the bukkit?

There's more than enough of that to go around.

Anonymous said...

Go to bed MissArgument!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219575

So she's a book editor in addition to being a Travel Agent?

mmmmmkay. whatever.

Anonymous said...

I don't think she's editing it for a company. More like a friend who sounds like an awful writer.

Anonymous said...

^^^ True that.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219535

I'm going to have to put Kas on ignore. Her know-it-all, moral superiority, longwinded schtick is really annoying.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219626

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They always come back..

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219626

And what about spamming the blog?

Anonymous said...

I just read 53's link... I'll never understand why people feel to "put it all out there" when they have to know they are going to get raked over the coals for stuff.

Love how she drops vague health issues with her dh into the post... more attention seeking, for sure!

Anonymous said...

Truly wow just wow.
I have never seen so many excuses and lies in one post on 2peas. And that's in a decade.

Spectacular.

Anonymous said...

55 should read:

...feel the NEED to "put it all out there"...

Anonymous said...

Anybody else think Lousewife's post is pure lies? I'd bet every comment about the pets/children/Lousewife husband's health/BIL's deployment is fiction.

Nice to see that people are calling her on it.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219625

Maybe it's in the freezer section with your brain.

Anonymous said...

FISH ARE NOT DISPOSABLE EITHER!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219522

How ironic.

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Dont'cha thing?

Anonymous said...

Well FUCK me! My hilarious comment has a typo!

Let's try this again:

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219522

How ironic.

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Dont'cha think?

Anonymous said...

At least you can eat the fish if it goes belly up.

Anonymous said...

I doubt it 63, it would probably go unnoticed for a month or two.

Anonymous said...

It's a miracle!!!! Now that lousewife's hubs has a medical condition coincides with her learning the oversharing lesson. That's a goddam miracle.

Anonymous said...

Kind of like her Christmas miracle with Penny.

Anonymous said...

Is it sad that no one at the pod "knows" me, I have an under 500 post count in 7 years, yet I read NSBR almost every day and post here all the time? And know way too much about way too many peas?

Yes, it is. I know it is. My life is boring, and its fun to snoop on other peoples lives.

And it is very entertaining (and FUNNY) when I post things and they think its some well known pea! I'm just a nobody, no one would know me if I told them my name and social security number. Yet, I know so much about so many!

Surely I'm not the only one?

Anonymous said...

Yes, it is. I know it is. My life is boring, and its fun to snoop on other peoples lives.

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Don't call yourself a snoop because they over share. You know damn well it's great entertainment LOL!!

Anonymous said...

I'm glad to see that most everyone isn't giving ADDHousewife a warm welcome back. She needs to go and stay gone.

Anonymous said...

It amazes me the people who take ADD's explanation and believe it. I mean really??? And saying she owes I explanation blah blah blah. And all of a sudden her husband is ill? And that played into the whole not keeping the pet? Riiiight. I have ocean front property in Arizona to sell, too. I know I shouldn't be surprised after being a pea myself forever, but I am.

Anonymous said...

Oops. I mean saying she owes no explanation.

Anonymous said...

Is it sad that no one at the pod "knows" me, I have an under 500 post count in 7 years, yet I read NSBR almost every day and post here all the time? And know way too much about way too many peas?

Yes, it is. I know it is. My life is boring, and its fun to snoop on other peoples lives.

And it is very entertaining (and FUNNY) when I post things and they think its some well known pea! I'm just a nobody, no one would know me if I told them my name and social security number. Yet, I know so much about so many!

Surely I'm not the only one?

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Me too.

I equate reading two peas to watching television. It's often hard to believe some of the peas are real people...

I think there are a lot of normal peas, but they usually go unnoticed.

I am amazed at what and how much the peas share.

Anonymous said...

I find it hard to believe that a woman who bragged about her (dirty) kid having fecal continence problems at school would be reluctant to name her husband's medical issue. That's all.

Anonymous said...

Offering a pea-apology
New Topic Posted 10:54:00 AM by ADD_Housewife in NSBR Board
ADD_Housewife
iCoupon
PeaNut 31,018
February 2002
Posts: 19,160
Layouts: 156
Loc: probably here. maybe there.
Posted: 2/2/2013 10:54:00 AM
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And I guess coming in to set the record straight about a few things.

I'm sorry I wasn't very forthcoming with much information in my last post a month ago. There were other things going on and I was feeling very upset that my silence had resulted in a pea trial and conviction before I even had a chance to respond. so I gave a non update and that just made things worse.

I'm not sure where to start, but I guess I'll start with Penny.

The reason I didn't say what happened was because at the time I wrote the post, she was still being boarded. We hadn't made a decision. I felt like no matter what we chose to do, it was wrong. So the best thing, we felt was to take time to decide whether to bring her to our home or to rehome her. We spoke with the shelter and DH and I spoke to each other. We wanted to make the right choice. And in the end, it was something totally unrelated to Penny that tipped the scales in one direction. DH has a medical condition that only a handful of people (my IRL best friend and our parents) know about. DH had a flare up and we weren't sure how long it was going to be an issue. When it came down to it, it was a really bad time to bring a new pet in to our home. . . and that's what we'd essentially be doing if we brought Penny back home.

Now before anyone thinks she was put to sleep, she wasn't. The shelter helped us find her a new home with an invisible fence. That was one of the "rules" for her new forever home.

I'm sure some will find fault with the decision and others will think it was the right one. but the bottom line was at the time, it was the best we could do.

And based on what is happening with DH's health right now completely unrelated to his other medical issues, I'm having to rely on friends and church family for help with my kids while I shuttle to appointments. Penny wouldn't be getting the care she needs. Hopefully DH will get a clean bill of health after next week's appointments.

So there's the Penny truth.

.just.because.I.can.

Anonymous said...

A few other truths that need to be set out:
Our first dog Ollie. Some are under the mistaken impression that we had three dogs in 12 months. That was caused by a troll bumping old threads. Ollie was our dog in 2005-2006. He is the one that got out when the gate was left ajar by children.

In our discussion on whether to get another dog FIVE YEARS later (2011 post where I talked about how my kids weren't that upset by the dog running away), DH reminded me that when Ollie ran away, our oldest child was 8. And he has high functioning autism. The children were really too small to be upset and DH was working two jobs to help Dave Ramsey our lives. Our circumstances were very different.

It took a year of discussions and I told DH that I felt it was better to get two dogs. And so...in July we adopted Penny and Sheldon.

I don't think that qualifies as spur of the moment or having three dogs in one year.

We did lose our cat Steve last year. Steve was left in our rental property by tenants. he was pretty much an outside cat we were trying to teach to be an inside cat. He got out when we thought he was hiding upstairs and was hit by a car. Josie who was a stray we took in back in 2009 is still with us and very much loved.

There were accusations also that I didn't talk about the problems we were having with Sheldon. I did post looking for help with Sheldon. I was not specific about the problems and asked for someone who knew about dog behavior to peamail me. A few people asked why I wasn't being specific in that post and I replied that I knew it was going to be a disaster thread and I'd prefer to pick a pea's brain instead of having all the pea opinions weighing in. Sheldon's behavior was worrisome and we weren't sure what to do and things escalated with him quickly. I'm not a doggy shrink. i'm not a doggy expert. I didn't feel safe with his behavior and I didn't want to put anyone at risk. We could have had a trainer out but if something worse happened, it was a liability and a risk I wasn't willing to take.

So, there you have it. I'm sorry I didn't wait until we had made a decision about Penny to post. I'm sure it would have quelled many concerns. But I felt I needed to say something and I was so hurt and probably displacing some of my other concerns about DH on to the peas. It's easier to be angry at anonymous people on a message board than to be upset about life stuff that is out of your control.

I'm not sure if I'll be back other than a random pop in here or there. We have family coming for visits. My BIL is back from his deployment in Africa. My mom is coming out to help for a bit. And we have lots to do to get ready for summer.
hitting submit before I change my mind.
micki

.just.because.I.can.

Anonymous said...

Reading 2peas is like watching 'The real Housewives of Fucktardville".

The level of stupid never fails to shock and awe.

Anonymous said...

Gawd, NoSliver. How can anyone be both so smarmy and so vicious? Quite a talent.

Anonymous said...

Throwing the 'might get a fish' thing in there is EPIC trolling.

Well done, ADD, well done.

Anonymous said...

I actually think it's the truth.
I think in her perception of reality she is the better person for recognizing her limits.
I think her fish comment shows that she doesn't understand animal care and sees fish as no work.
I think she has mental health issues to some extent and she is being as self aware as what she is capable of being.


Speaking of head cases. What ever happened to that young girl with all those autoimmune problems that lived at home with her mom and brother. Had a lot of excuses for why she couldn't function apart from them, yet was very critical of them too.

Anonymous said...

It just seems to me that every.single.time she throws off some little nugget of a detail that is guarenteed to inflame the Peas. Then proceed to act all innocent. Every time.


Brianna Jill??

Anonymous said...

I have all my cd's and dvd laid across my living room floor to be organized, put back in their right cases (and not the chandler bing filing method), and shelved. About 2 years ago the shelf got knocked over and they've been a mess ever since!
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It took her TWO YEARS to get her CDs and DVDs back in their proper cases?! WTF?!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219623

Anonymous said...

Ah, no, I'm guessing they were put away but not alphabetized. Which is a waste because who uses CDs anymore anyway.

Anonymous said...

She said "put back in their right cases." I take that to mean they were fubar.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219682

Peas know more than law enforcement.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of head cases. What ever happened to that young girl with all those autoimmune problems that lived at home with her mom and brother. Had a lot of excuses for why she couldn't function apart from them, yet was very critical of them too.



Are you talking about the one that posted blurry, oof photos? She was "off" a bit? What was her pea name? I worried about that girl

Anonymous said...

79 Anonymous said... 79

I actually think it's the truth.
I think in her perception of reality she is the better person for recognizing her limits.
I think her fish comment shows that she doesn't understand animal care and sees fish as no work.
I think she has mental health issues to some extent and she is being as self aware as what she is capable of being.


Speaking of head cases. What ever happened to that young girl with all those autoimmune problems that lived at home with her mom and brother. Had a lot of excuses for why she couldn't function apart from them, yet was very critical of them too.
February 2, 2013 at 1:38 PM

THAT is Scrappertastic. She posted about buying her own house last I remember. Yeah, that was going to happen..

COUNTY LAW!! COUNTY LAW!! said...

From ADD's apology thread:

MorticiaA
PeaAddict

PeaNut 383,461
July 2008
Posts: 1,058
Layouts: 0
Posted: 2/2/2013 3:39:53 PM
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This board can provide insight and hugs when needed. As to needing to explain yourself, your life to everyone here....why? You don't see us at the supermarket, you don't go out to dinner with us, you don't sit with us at church. The most important thing is life is the relationships you have with people that are close to you, not people behind a keyboard.

Jesus hugs!




Nooo, she sees the "County Law" lady at her grocery store.

Anonymous said...

ADDHousewife:

Case in point of why this blog exists.

I am so angry at her treatment of pets that I dare not post on two peas.

I am seriously shaking my head at the number of people that are welcoming her back. Disgusting. (And I mean Mickie AND The dumb shit peas who are acting liike she didn't do anything wrong.)

Anonymous said...

ADD is a steaming pile of shit. I imagine that her house is filthy and overrun by filthy, ill behaved children. That cow needs to spend more time on those kids and less time blogging and couponing. She's so full of shit.

I wonder who ASPCA is? Did you notice she copied the troll's posts and asked ADD if it sounded familiar? Hhahahahahahahahaaa!!

Anonymous said...

And now Lauren's chastising people for being mean to ADD. Most hilarious thread ever!!!!

Anonymous said...

Losers gotta stick together!

Anonymous said...

I'm afraid to go look....have the 'Skeeters' descended on the pod yet?

Anonymous said...

I have all my cd's and dvd laid across my living room floor to be organized, put back in their right cases (and not the chandler bing filing method), and shelved. About 2 years ago the shelf got knocked over and they've been a mess ever since!
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OMFG - TWO YEARS??!! I'd love to see the rest of her house, if it's taken her two years to pick up some cds that tipped over!!! WTF?

ANON INTERNET GUN EXPERT said...

PHOTOSHOPPPPPPPPPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

MFG - TWO YEARS??!! I'd love to see the rest of her house, if it's taken her two years to pick up some cds that tipped over!!!
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Not me, I click right on past Horders too. Disgusting.

Anonymous said...

92 Anonymous said... 92

I'm afraid to go look....have the 'Skeeters' descended on the pod yet?

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Skeeters?

Anonymous said...

"OMFG - TWO YEARS??!! I'd love to see the rest of her house, if it's taken her two years to pick up some cds that tipped over!!! WTF? "




I doubt she left them laying for 2 years. I'm sure she picked them up. She just hasn't put them back in the right cases for 2 years.

Anonymous said...

Lauren's size 39 panties are all moist and squishy now. I swear the cunt fingers herself to the drama she can whip up at the bukkit.

Anonymous said...

That's the second time somebody has defended the Sloppy CD Pea here. Hmm.

Anonymous said...

What are we supposed to do 99? Just jump on the stupid train? I have a brain and use it. You can do that too. If you just want to be a part of pile on, no matter how stupid the comment, go back to the bucket.

Anonymous said...

Why can't they let that stupid "A" thread just die and fall off page one already?

Anonymous said...


chocluver
PeaNut

PeaNut 548,462
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Posts: 265
Layouts: 0 Posted: 2/2/2013 6:42:37 PM
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Haven't been following too closely. Does the guy have a weapon down there?
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Really?

Anonymous said...

skeeters: gun photo birthers

Anonymous said...

Uh, thanks 98. I can smell the musty old lady smell. Great.

Anonymous said...

Those are some weird fantasies you got going there 98.

Anonymous said...

I wonder who ASPCA is? Did you notice she copied the troll's posts and asked ADD if it sounded familiar? Hhahahahahahahahaaa!!

February 2, 2013 at 3:52 PM


Lousewife was pretty conclusively outed by smashed when she posted the isp of the troll when she went over there. A hicksville town about a stone's throw from louse's back yard. Of course, there was one poster who insisted it could have been anybody's isp, but bear in mind...if it was louse, louse was posting here ;)

Anonymous said...

PEA MOTTO: ANY ATTENTION IS GOOD ATTENTION!

Anonymous said...

Throwing the 'might get a fish' thing in there is EPIC trolling.

Well done, ADD, well done.

February 2, 2013 at 1:30 PM


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Yup.

Anonymous said...

Thanks 103! I get "gun" & "birthers", but I'm not understanding the "photo" one.

Anonymous said...

Kas is such a pinhead on that airline thread. Doesn't she realise that oblio is trolling her? She keeps taking the bait.

Anonymous said...

LMAO at the name of the cat,....Steve.

Anonymous said...

I'm flying tomorrow. Soon as I hear the 10,000 foot chime, my seat's going baaaaaack.

Anonymous said...

Scrappower's favorite thing to say is "for fuck's sake". She seems to use it in every other post she makes. She sure does love to get riled up doesn't she.

Anonymous said...

kokomo
BucketHead

PeaNut 89,017
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Posts: 523
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Loc: newmarket ontario
Posted: 2/2/2013 10:23:51 PM
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On your toes right now? I am having surgery next week and will be house bound for 3 weeks I want pretty toes to look at
Thanks
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Hope she doesn't pay for it. Every time I've had surgery they told me NOT to wear polish.

Anonymous said...

Is Lauren really trying to act like the monitor of who's nice and who's not at the bukkit? Must be yet another lonely night in the Cohen house. Just Lauren and her bottle of whatever's keeping her company tonight.

Anonymous said...

Chia pet? More like a pet rock.

Anonymous said...

Is Lauren really trying to act like the monitor of who's nice and who's not at the bukkit?

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She actually does that on a lot of pile-on threads. It's always a real WTF? moment for me.

Anonymous said...

I wish ScrapWench hadn't backtracked to apologize to Lousewife. SW was right and we all know it.

Anonymous said...

SW freaked out when she realized ADD's husband's "problems were probably mental and not physical.

Anonymous said...

Wench is a follower. Baaaaasheep

Anonymous said...

My dog is extra farty tonight.

Anonymous said...

There's redboots again jumping in and accusing someone of stirring things up as she stirs things up herself.

Anonymous said...

Take it to the shelter.

Anonymous said...

123=Lurine

Anonymous said...

Yubon, Wench & Lauren. 3 yeasty hags calling each other yeasty hags. I love Saturday night at the pig pen!

Anonymous said...

L'Urine has passed out in her vomit. She'll wake up in time on Monday to spray some Febreze on herself and drag her lumpy potato ass to the strip mall law firm.

Anonymous said...

Lowrent signs off as "Lauren" and starts posting shit as (one of) her alter egos "enough." What a fucking pathetic loser.

Anonymous said...

Enough is which recycled pea? she has been around long than her join date of april 2012 judging by her knowlege of the peas. she fits in well considering she as big bitch as every other pea. could she be a lurine alter?

Anonymous said...

There's redboots again jumping in and accusing someone of stirring things up as she stirs things up herself.

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Hi, Lauren!!!

You must really hate red boots. She's pretty good at shutting you up.

Anonymous said...

a chia pet, even tho it was probably meant as a joke would be absolutely AWESOME. I've been wanting a chia herb garden and I did NOT kill my garden last year

and since it's page 3... can i go ahead and make a joke about it being a "pea" apology. Have i followed all the rules for one of those yet

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Wow.Just.Wow. She is really enjoying this?!! And how fucking ironic is it that the only one really speaking up for her is the nastiest person on the board?

Anonymous said...

129 is dorkangle

Anonymous said...

Why is it that the dimwits here think that if anyone agrees with the person they disagree with they just hafta' be the person they disagree with. In your little minds no one could possibly disagree with you.

Anonymous said...

133 must be lurine

Anonymous said...

Can you put that in equation form and solve for x,y, or z 133?

Anonymous said...

Lurine and louse need to get a room. Gawd what an unholy alliance.

Anonymous said...

We're sure 123 & 133 are you, Lauren for two reasons:

The first being that your bitter posting style is pretty distinct.

And the second, most obvious reason is that no one else cares enough to defend your yeasty, bitter ass.

Anonymous said...

You're wrong 137, ADD will defend her.

Anonymous said...

Yeah Lurine and ADD are bosum (eewww) buds now. Or you could say joined at the cunt. Totes adorbs. Its so embarrassing how Lurine falls so hard off the wagon every weekend. I wonder if she totally blacks out about it and thinks everyone else does too when she posts fluff threads during the week after one of her binges?

Anonymous said...

I can't believe anyone would believe Micki's sob story about her dh being sick. However, I'd be depressed too if I had to be married to Micki and have all of those dirty ass kids running around.

Remember years ago when she kept on having babies while her dh delivered pizzas at night in a "dangerous neighborbood" so they could make ends meet? Remember the pics she would post of her nasty house?

Anonymous said...

Wow Lauren really does make every thread about her. She loves the attention. She loves starting shit & then crying poor me so she can call other peas out and get personal with them. She's a scary sneaky woman. Can you imagine knowing her in real life? She's one of those crazy Lifetime tv women.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219784

I would really like to tell really red to stfu. Almost every post is just a way to brag about her gifted kids.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219751

People actually miss Skybarf?!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219742

Selfish and stupid.

Anonymous said...

137 Anonymous said...

We're sure 123 & 133 are you, Lauren for two reasons:

The first being that your bitter posting style is pretty distinct.

And the second, most obvious reason is that no one else cares enough to defend your yeasty, bitter ass.

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Well, you'd be wrong for at least 3 reasons:

First, I'm absolutely not the least bit bitter.

Second, I'm absolutely not defending anybody.

Third,you only make yourself look foolish proclaiming to know for sure, something you can only guess at. Especially when you're absolutely wrong.

I'm not ADD either.

Anonymous said...

5 of 6 of Louses kids are special needs really? What is wrong with them? Are they her biological kids? Who would keep breeding after the first few popped out seroiusly. If all 5 are truely special needs and not just fucked up in the head from their wack job mother then shes probably getting SSI for each one plus SNAP, Section 8 and Medicaid and lives better than any of us. I'm a SPED teacher and last year I had a Samali kid who had 6 SN siblings - 11 kids total and she was pulling in over 10 grand a omonth in aid.

Anonymous said...

Superbowl = super boring

Anonymous said...

Samali? o_O

Anonymous said...

147 Anonymous said... 147
Superbowl = super boring
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Pretty much the only time of year I watch commercials. The rest of the year we tivo through them.

Anonymous said...

146 Anonymous said... 146
5 of 6 of Louses kids are special needs really? What is wrong with them? Are they her biological kids?

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Yes they are her biological children. I think most of them have some form of autism. She likes to refer to her oldest as Sheldon, from the Big Bang Theory but I doubt if it is because he is a super genius. More then likely it's because the poor kid is socially awkward.

She keeps having them because she is Mormon, look at Mary Mary I'm sure she'd love to drop another half dozen herself.

Anonymous said...

From the socialist libtard haven of Cali:

"as of March 2011, the maximum amount of CalWorks benefits that can be received with one child in the household is $345. The maximum amount for a household with five children is $941."

"As of March 2011, the maximum amount of food stamp benefits a one-person household can expect to receive per month is $200. The maximum amount of benefits a five person household can receive is $793."

I call bullshit.

Anonymous said...

Same here 149.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=list&forum_id=15&pg=1

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Damned if you do, damned if you don't. JFC

What a bunch of spoiled entitled children we baby boomers have managed to raise.

How I'd dearly love to post the gazillion wa-wa-wa posts by Peas about their narcassitic mothers who have nothing to do with the grandchildren. Or the cry- babie posts about parents that live 5 min away but -gasp! - have their own lives and friends and don't come to every.single. event their little special snowflake participates in! Or they don't babysit for free all the time. Oh the horror!!!

Now we have a thread about grandparents that will be upset when the grand kids move. Why, those selfish, smothering, have-no-life grandparents!

Oh yeah. And please notice not a single poster is telling the OP she should save her money so she can take the kids to visit the grandparents. They are ALL saying the grandparents should make the effort to go see them. Wouldn't want to inconvenience the spoiled entitled parents, now would we? What? Spend their money on a trip for 4 people when their are only the 2 of them and it would be MUCH cheaper for them to travel?

Mark my words. Within the next year the OP will be bitching because the grandparents never come to visit.

The peas are so predictable.

Anonymous said...

ANKARA, Turkey – A leftist militant group in Turkey has claimed responsibility for the suicide attack on the U.S. Embassy in Ankara.

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Damn leftists!

Anonymous said...

And please notice not a single poster is telling the OP she should save her money so she can take the kids to visit the grandparents.

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Maybe that's because the OP isn't the person moving. She's posting about her friend (the parent/grandparent.)

What's predictable is that you read that thread and started frothing at the mouth, yet didn't even understand what you were reading.

Anonymous said...

Call bullshit all you want 141 but you forgot section 8 housing for a family of 13. I dont know where you live but where i live there are laws about how many sardines can be packed inyo a can. 2 people per bedroom means a 5/6 bedroom house which rent for $2500/3000 mo that is taxpayer paid. Then add Medicaid for a family of 13 with 6 SN kids who need expensive meds snd therapy. The school the child I teach (behavior) costs the district $7500.00 per month per kid. School for mom and dad who speak no English...you add it up. I said 10 grand in benefits and it's probably more than that.

Anonymous said...

Sb 151 not 141

Anonymous said...

I'm afraid to go look....have the 'Skeeters' descended on the pod yet?

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Darrel Issa to convene hearings on this very important matter in 5...4....3...2....

Anonymous said...

Factsshmacks. Who needs 'em? We can make up our own!

Anonymous said...

I would really like to tell really red to stfu. Almost every post is just a way to brag about her gifted kids.
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Gah it's obnoxious.

She is to extreme kid bragging what Shih Tzu Mommy is to extreme house bragging.

Also people who call themselves dog mommies or any version of that make me barf.

she lives in the small trailer park said...

Dogshitzmommy is insufferable with her smaller home larger home EVERY.DAMN.POST.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219842

No one can have fun anymore. There is always someone just waiting to piss you someone else's good time.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219827

poppy red is a dumbass

Anonymous said...

Lowrent must be nursing that hangover today. She hasn't shit on the bukkit yet today.

Does anyone have a link to the thread she was talking about with red boots?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219827

poppy red is a dumbass

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I am rolling my eyes too hard to even respond to that dumb fucking bitch.

And no, poppy red, that doesn't mean I want to rape you. It means I think you are an exceptionally stupid bitch.

Anonymous said...

nobody said you can't have a good time. Someone posts an article abt sex slavery & what you take from it is pissing on ur fun? wow.

Anonymous said...

166, fuck off and I'm not even the one who made the comment. You know damn well what that poster meant. She meant that God forbid it's SuperBowl Sunday and some peas can't even just enjoy the game without bringing up something terrible associated with it. Some of the peas are miserable hags who never enjoy anything. Whine, cry, bitch, moan and create drama over everything.

I feel like Yuban today. LOL I just want to tell all of the dumbasses over here and over there to fuck off. Bunch of fucking morons!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219848

Aw, poor Wildcatmom can't talk about this (hits too close to home) yet she has no problem making a that supid ass comment on the thread. Freaking peas and their attention whoring.

Anonymous said...

then go on over and say it.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219750

Ok, I'm being completely serious.....how does this woman even have time to eat, shit and sleep???? Let alone to pea. All she does is watch tv! And I watch quite a bit myself. I can't imagine watching as much as this woman.

Anonymous said...

167 Anonymous said...

166, fuck off

I feel like Yuban today. LOL I just want to tell all of the dumbasses over there to fuck off. Bunch of fucking morons!

*****

Nobody's stopping you. What's the problem? Go. Tell them.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219796

Another perfect example of the Debbie Downer peas. Thinking it's creepy or weird to hang out and spend the night at a friends house.

They probably don't have ANY friends anyway.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219796

There's I-95 bragging about all her travel. She's been everywhere and done everything. She's as bad as STM and her two houses.

Anonymous said...

I wonder when I-95 has time to do all of this traveling. Seems like she's at the bukkit 99% of the time.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219869

The real reason add/housewife came back.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219751

Lowrent's hoping Skybarf didn't let those nasty peas run her off the board.

Oh, delicious irony!

Anonymous said...

Did anyone else catch I-95's comment the other day about how one of her kids had taken 185 plane rides by the time she was two? Anyone have a link to that bullshit? I'm pretty sure it was on yubons travel thread but fuck me if I remember the title of it and I'm feeling pretty lazy.

Anonymous said...

live by the sword die by the sword bitchez yeeeehaaaaaw

Anonymous said...

Did anyone else catch I-95's comment the other day about how one of her kids had taken 185 plane rides by the time she was two? Anyone have a link to that bullshit? I'm pretty sure it was on yubons travel thread but fuck me if I remember the title of it and I'm feeling pretty lazy.
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http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3218401#30759623

Anonymous said...

Sluts need to be punished. They need to SUFFER.

Anonymous said...

Wow, ADD_Housewife didn't waste any time, back to her boring, shitty threads!

Anonymous said...

Boring, shitty, LAZY threads.

I liked the bucket better when that bitch wasn't there.

Anonymous said...

Kendra's rooting for the Patriots!

Anonymous said...

LOL 183.

Anonymous said...

Go Yankees!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3219894

All right, don't mean to be a bitch here, but COME ON, PEAS! I keep expecting to see, "The stick said I was pregnant, then it changed! That was 5 years ago and I still grieve the baby I lost!" Ugh. It makes me feel mean, but puh-lease.

Anonymous said...

That's the same thing I thought, 186, so don't feel bad. Some peas are just drama queens.

Webster said...

Shitmommy just said someone was "unsufferable" she must be using her smaller dictionary.

Anonymous said...

They're big, fat dumb nobodys trying desperately to make themselves feel revelant via internet drama.

Anonymous said...

They're big, fat dumb nobodys trying desperately to make themselves feel revelant via internet drama.
February 3, 2013 at 7:41 PM

Did you seriously just say that?? @@

Anonymous said...

Another thing I'm tired of are all the infertile attention whores. These women get so consumed by their infertility that it becomes part of the way they identify themselves.

And yes. I know the pain of infertility first hand. I have posted about my infertility here and a few weeks ago announced my miracle pregnancy here, as well. (Thanks to all who offered well wishes, by the way!)

I just don't think it's healthy to be so consumed by one aspect of your life. My husband I had come to terms with our situation and are still exploring adoption as a way to expand our family.

So much of life is in how you look at things, and there are way too many peas and infertile women who view the world through their lense of self-pity.

Anonymous said...

191 was referencing the loss of a child thread, btw.

Anonymous said...

"My husband I had come to terms with our situation and are still exploring adoption as a way to expand our family."




Just because you got there doesn't mean everyone has.

Anonymous said...

"My husband I had come to terms with our situation and are still exploring adoption as a way to expand our family."




Just because you got there doesn't mean everyone has.


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Of course accepting infertility is a grieving process.

Allowing it to define you is a failure of character, IMO. Okay, so you can't have children. It sucks. It hurts. It's not fair.

But how much more DO you have?

So many women focus myopically on this one issue that it becomes the defining thing in their lives. The ones who moan on and on about miscarriages and infertility and on and on and on.

Shitty things happen to good people. You deal with them and move on. I don't find focusing on your infertility any less pathetic than focusing on the fact that you had a bad childhood, or whatever other obstacle human beings have experienced from the beginning of time.

I've met people with stage 4 cancer who cry less about their situations than many of the infertile women I've encountered over the years. It's all in how you look at it. Finding peace takes work. Why not put your energy toward finding peace rather than feeling pity for yourself?



Anonymous said...

LMAO 190!!! :)

Anonymous said...

182 Anonymous said... 182

Boring, shitty, LAZY threads.

I liked the bucket better when that bitch wasn't there.
February 3, 2013 at 4:58 PM

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As if it weren't boring and shitty 11 years ago. @@

Anonymous said...

182 Anonymous said... 182

Boring, shitty, LAZY threads.

I liked the bucket better when that bitch wasn't there.
February 3, 2013 at 4:58 PM

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As if it weren't boring and shitty 11 years ago. @@


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ADD just makes it extra shitty, 196 ;)

Anonymous said...

Maybe skyfart did us all a favor and is now burning in hell

Anonymous said...

Maybe skyfart did us all a favor and is now burning in hell
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You shut your heathen mouth, 198!

Skybarf will go to a special all white, all hetero, all republican heaven when she dies and the baby jesus himself will present her with a trophy for doing his work while she was here.

Anonymous said...

She's up there floating around with kazillions of aborted fetuses.

Anonymous said...

She's up there floating around with kazillions of aborted fetuses.

February 3, 2013 at 8:59 PM
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Haha the latest RWNJ bible-science says no: “these little tiny fetuses, these little babies, that are embedded into the womb. They’re just like dead babies. They’re on the inside of the womb. And these wombs of women who have been on the birth control pill effectively have become graveyards for lots and lots of little babies.”

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2013/02/02/right-wing-nut-claims-birth-control-pills-result-in-tiny-dead-babies-littering-the-uterus/

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